#bawco's monthly shitpost

[bawcothebadartist]

Me, having the day of all time: oh what a dandy little bumblebee, I sure hope it's butt is all I think of for the next 24 hours--

My brain: hey if Old Child is supposedly the reason for all vampire stereotypes then that implies he started the lack of reflection myth by avoiding looking in the mirror, most likely because he didn't want to be reminded of what happened to the real Hugh or look at himself in Hugh's body lol

#I'm going to set something on fire /j #Algernon honey I am so so sorry that is so fucked #I'm losing my mind I will protect this bat at all costs #also irrelevant but y'all notice how people hate Hugh for being a traitor but validate Lily being a traitor #how much do y'all wanna bet that's cause they can simp for Lily? #Algernon (Hugh) is best boy and I will die on that hill #bite me #pun intended #bawco's monthly shitpost #servamp #servamp hugh #old child of pride #servamp old child #hugh the dark algernon iii #that name is no longer funny to me

[bawcothebadartist]

Excuse me cause I'm going to go on a wee rant, but it really REALLY annoys me when people complain about Silver's design. The amount of people who have a problem with him being fat is just... astounding. Not naming names but I even heard someone call him 'grotesque'.

Like oh no... does the fictional cartoon old disabled person who works with food not fit your beauty standards... That's so sad... /s

#I just... no? #fat characters are not immediately gross #stop insulting our space dad he's doing his BEST #bawco's monthly shitpost #✨bawco is hyperfixating✨ #treasure planet #long john silver #john silver #do they ever actually use his first name in film? #they don't right? #I'm not just going insane? #... rather #more insane?*

[bawcothebadartist]

I don't know what it is but Alex Hirsch and Thomas Sanders just feel like the same entity to me. I don't know if it's the sense of humour or what but I'm fully convinced they're either both the same alien race from a planet of gold or two simultaneous vessels for the same god of chaos. Anyway I wholeheartedly accept them as our world leaders either way

#bawco's monthly shitpost #thomas sanders #sander sides #alex hirsch #gravity falls #I don't know anymore y'all

[bawcothebadartist]

I haven't made a shitpost in a while

Also I've never drawn Sun before, is it obvious?

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #sun #daycare attendant #sundrop #daycare attendant x y/n #y/n #I personally don't follow the y/n stuff but I know people do #I made another version with Roxy instead because I have a thing for silly little clown men x badass butch women #but I cannot draw canines for the life of me so I'll just be keeping that one to myself unless someone requests otherwise #bawco's monthly shitpost

[bawcothebadartist]

I will not accept constructive criticism /hj

#i have a gulpin #his name is Beans #i love him alot and I think about this all the time #bawco's monthly shitpost #pokemon #pokemon violet #<= what Beans is on #gulpin #autism #actually autistic

[bawcothebadartist]

Broke: Monty destroyed Bonnie out of jealousy to steal his place in the band

Woke: Monty had absolutely nothing to do with Bonnie's murder

Bespoke: Monty was starting to get corrupted by the virus and asked Bonnie for help figuring out what was making his system go all funny because they were friends, it took over during their interaction and it made Monty destroy Bonnie, now he's overcome with survivor's guilt and can't accept that it wasn't his fault, which is why he looks down at his bass sadly in the intro sequence and why he sits on the catwalks to Monty Golf by himself to be alone with his thoughts

#I'm very normal about this alligator #I don't believe he had nothing to do with Bonnie #but I'll die on the hill of him being a good boy #unrelated but he looks like that one game where you push the crocodile's teeth #bawco's monthly shitpost #fnaf #fnaf security breach #Montgomery gator #fnaf security breach monty #five nights at freddy's #bonnie the bunny #glamrock bonnie

[bawcothebadartist]

... sooo... I'm trash for big monsters... I caved and made OCs for @semisolidmind 's Fuwa Fuwa Pandemic

It's a work in progress, I just wanted to draw pretty fat tiger man honestly

#you can tell I draw mostly monsters and such #because I cannot draw humans for the life of me #it's 2am help #bawco's monthly shitpost #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend #polyamory #art #ocs #trans #<= that's Elliot because I am projecting #fuwa fuwa pandemic

[bawcothebadartist]

Okay I don't support the Poppy Playtime creators in any way, shape or form. Excluding the actual good people working on the project, the creators suck.

... but:

I made the DUMBEST purchase of my life 😭 it was some bootleg thing in B&M and I could not resist, it was cheap enough for me to not give a damn.

His name is Hoggles Woggles and he is Huggy Wuggy's mentally challenged chlamydia ridden cousin (affectionate)

"My creators are bad people... I've seen some shit, Timothy... I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK--"

Anyway he is my dumbass son now. I love him very much.

#bawco's monthly shitpost #you dropped this king 👑 #poppy playtime #huggy wuggy #hugsona? mayhaps? #plushie #tw swearing

[bawcothebadartist]

Me, laying comfortably in bed:

Me, feeling the slightest brush of hair/wind against my face: *sitting bolt upright*

The hanging balloons have come

#junji ito you wretched goblin #you've ruined me #<= affectionate #I sleep in a room with no ventilation #my bed is next to the window #so if I don't wanna melt like ice cream then I need to keep said window open #problem is #I'm a Junji Ito fan #I hate those balloons #I hate them so so much #bawco's monthly shitpost #junji ito #junji itō #hanging balloon #japanese tales of the macabre #why did THIS have to be my first experience with Junji Ito #why couldn't it have been #human chair #smh

[bawcothebadartist]

The full list of Bawco's fakemon! Which took an exhausting amount of brainpower!

I think my favourite is Murdecease. It terrifies me to my very core, which probably means I succeeded

Murdecease: a mix of murder and decease, as a reference to it's deathly influence

Skippop: a mixture of skip and hop, because of how it uses it's tail to skip

Suovren: I just thought it'd be funny to spell nervous backwards

Baybit: it was originally going to be Baybutt, like baby and button, but I figured adding butt to the end of a pokemon name was begging for bullies on it

Mogfly: a mixture of moggie and butterfly, while also being a direct reference to Gremlins (1984)

Prospenny: a hybrid of prosperity and penny, to showcase the influence of money in it's exploitation

Embear: a mix of ember and bear

Bearlaze: a mix of bear and blaze, because I am not creative

Infuro: a mixture of inferno and fur, which could also be taken as me directly calling this thing a furry

#bawco's monthly shitpost #pokemon #fakemon #pokemon oc #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #art #not good art but still art #murdecease #skippop #suovren #baybit #mogfly #prospenny #embear #bearlaze #infuro

[bawcothebadartist]

Hi yeah can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with my friend and where I can find a good mechanic? He malfunctioned

#bawco's monthly shitpost #I'm all for simping but #my dude returned to snake #kirby #king dedede #triple d #tw suggestive #tw egg mention #egg mention tw #suggestive tw #just everything tw

[bawcothebadartist]

I befriended a wee mewon by putting down a lunchpad and firing it into the pond repeatedly and now I'm never leaving flavour falls

#yeah I discovered Bugsnax #my favourite snax are wee mewons and la sodieux (: #and not that anyone cares about my opinion but Gramble and Floofty are my favourite characters #gramble is just... so babey #and floofty is just... so babey but in a stabby way #I relate to both and will die for them #bugsnax #wee mewon #bawco's monthly shitpost #... after several months of not doing that

[bawcothebadartist]

His name is Bastard (it's actually Nico)

#bawco's monthly shitpost #oc #monster... thing #i dunno what he's meant to be #i made him cause big sad is my greatest art motivation #also #i love cartoony characters with rounded teeth #they're just... silly little guys... #art #character #gif #gay #actually omni but still

[bawcothebadartist]

I absolutely love the universal YouTuber experience of mocking Dr Bose's accent at least once. It's like a primal instinct of '*hears posh British accent* "ah, I must repeat this in a fake accent myself"' and that's just great to me

#Bose: I'm Dr Bose #Every YouTuber ever who has played the game: i'M dR bOsE #I have watched 5 seperate playthroughs of the game and literally all of them have done this at least once #at dead of night #at dead of night game #adon #dr bose #doctor bose #bawco's monthly shitpost

[bawcothebadartist]

A compilation of my dumbass guardian angel being just that; a dumbass

Aaand the original images cause I'm a good bean-

#I never post personal art #mostly because I'm known for being annoying #not an artist #despite the username- #point is here's a dumbass #bawco's monthly shitpost #teeth TW #tw: teeth #guardian angel #oc #creepy dog thing

[bawcothebadartist]

You know you've hit rock bottom when you smack a stone and it moans

#it's my monthly shitpost: no effort edition #bawco's monthly shitpost