#bee x tex

[bibluebutterfly]

Seeing a lot of people start hate on Helluva and how it portrays Greed compared to Lust And Gluttony, so let’s get into my 2 cents. This may be controversial, but I do think Helluva portrayed the sins well and here’s why.

Yes, on the outside, Mammon is definitely the most asshole of the sins we’ve seen so far, but this DOESN’T mean that Bee or even Ozzie are angels.

First of all, Bee ONLY stopped Blitz because he was indulging for PRIDE, not for Gluttony. With all of her other guests, she was more than okay with letting them get complete shit faced to a destructive degree.

As for Ozzie, it’s been proven via “Ozzie’s” that he okay with cheating, going so far as to praise Stolas for it. He’s aware Stolas risked everything for the affair, and praised him for doing so. He straight up encourages people to be as kinky and as nasty as they possibly can. Basically for him, if it’s consensual, go wild.

(Not to mention, he’s in a healthy, loving GAY relationship with his jester. While not inherently bad, it’s more than enough to make a deeply traditional Christian faint. Which does kind of seem to be the goal for the show.)

In the end: Ozzie and Bee are just as destructive as Mammon is. HOWEVER, they are so in a way where it’s not as obvious and they’re not as bad because of it.

Because they only fully indulge in Lust and Gluttony 110%, they’re still able to be relatively decent people because completely indulging in those sins doesn’t inherently make you an asshole. It can make you hella harmful, especially mixed with other sins, but on their own they’re somewhat manageable. (I say somewhat because again: cheating and health destruction are a thing).

Also it should be noted that despite being nice people Bee and Ozzie are still HORRIBLE influences. Like if they’re those people who your parents will disapprove of you being friends with.

But besides that, you can be lustful and gluttonous to 110% and still be a nice person to be around. Not a good person, but a nice one.

HOWEVER, you cannot be greedy to the max and be a nice person.

Here’s the thing; Mam, Bee, and Oz don’t have limits to their own sins. All 3 are still destructive as hell, it’s just that Bee and Oz’s sins allow them to have healthy relationships DESPITE that.

Bee, for all her faults, is a wild party girl. However, her gluttonous nature also allows her to completely indulge in love and affection, hence why she can have such an adorable relationship with Tex.

Ozzie is equally as wild but is also horny and kinky as fuck. But it works because Fizz is just as crazy in bed as he is, and arguably even crazier in general. Fizz is a kinky little gremlin who not only makes Ozzie laugh, but more importantly can keep up with him. That’s part of what allows them to be as happy and wholesome as they are.

Mammon however, cannot be at his sin 110% and keep a relationship. It’s just not possible and I honestly don’t think he wants a relationship with someone anyway, as that means he’d have to share something with another person, which he is simply not capable of doing.

In the end, all the sins are destructive. That’s just fact. However, because of their specific sins (and the fact that they don’t mix with the others), some are able to hold up healthier lifestyles and relationships than others.

#helluva boss #long post #helluva mammon #mammon helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #helluva bee lzebub #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva beelzebub #helluva asmodeus #asmodeus helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #bee x tex #vortex helluva boss #fizzarolli #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #helluva fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli

[helluva-dump]

Loona x Tex (and/or Queen Bee) for the bingo?

This is a shock to you all, but honestly I kind of like the idea of them being a poly ship.

Mainly, because in a way Isee potential with these 3 together.

Now I know Bee and Loona had a thought start but honestly, I really want to see Bee to be more reoccurring than a celebrity guest star. I think just like Tex, she could bring the best out of Loona and help her gain more confidence within herself.

Tex was pretty much like this with Loona being very patient with her and understanding, but also can see she’s been struggling with personal issues. And honestly, Bee was very nice to her and genuinely seemed interested to get to know her better. (Literally it seemed like she was flirting with her and my sapphic as was all 💖💖💖)

I know some people love Tex with Loona or Tex and Bee, but to me, why not they just be happy with another

I’m sure Bee and Loona would have a similar dynamic like Enid and Wednesday (another favorite sapphic ship I love) since it falls under the girly extroverted party girl with the introverted alternative chick. Plus I can imagine possible scenarios maybe they come to understanding and talk about Vortex.

And seeing Vortex really getting along or possibly having an interest in another, he would he happy and supportive for the both of them.

Too bad Viv is too much of a braindead yaoi fangirl who focuses on her fushoji fantasies than actually gives us nice sapphic and possible poly representation. (Plus her problematic habit of always putting women against each other… like c’mon that’s so 2000s quit that internalized misogyny bullshit in your writing )

That’s why I’m my AU, I’m gonna put Loona together with these two :) I legit think this can help flesh Loona out more as a character by having these two along with Octavia. She needs friends, she really needs to learn not to be cold to others and putting her with people who bring the best of her just makes it wholsome. 💖💖💖

#honeymoon #bee x tex #Tex x Loona #bee x Loona #helluva boss #ot3 #I JUST WANT TO SEE GIRLS LOVING EACH OTHER OM THIS SHOW MORE OK #NO MORE PITTING ONE AGAINST ANOTHER #SO TIRED OF THIS FUSHOJI YAOI STUFF #I WANT TO SEE SAPPIC STUFF TOO #Loona #Beezlebub #vortex

[mintaikcorpse]

I absolutely love how gentle Tex is with Bee despite the fact that she could fold him like a lawn chair

#in both ways btw #vorbee #tex x bee #beelzebub #helluva boss beelzebub #beelzebub helluva boss #vortex helluva boss #helluva boss vortex #vortex #helluva boss #helluva boss twitter

[helluvapurf]

Going by the Queen Bee ep, Tex x Beezlebub?

For a couple that just got introduced in one ep so far... I'd say they're pretty cute~ ^^ While again, a bit overdone with the "royalty x commoner" theme (for the HB-verse anyways lol), I think on their own its sweet how they're just kind of a "chill" couple overall?

No real "drama" behind them, generally in a "vibing" mood all throughout the party, and even when Bee turned all "feisty" in her giant mode to tell Loona off, the fact that Tex remained supportive/understanding when she shrank down & apologized is quite refreshing to see imo 👍 Regardless of whether Bee makes any reappearances down the line, I wish them both the best~

#helluva boss #helluva boss vortex #queen bee lzebub #vortex x beelzebub #(*thank GOD they didn't resort to making Bee a cliche catty mean girl/push her & Tex to breakup so he'd get with Loona-*) #(*while I'm not -quite- sure if I OTP them just yet either way we need more canon couples like that... for real :c*)

[team-chaotics]

"yo babe!" tex hugged bee happily

@tex-the-hellhound

@tex-the-hellhound

"Darling! Aww you're such a softie." Bee giggled and hugged Tex back. Her tail swishing happily. "Missed ya~"

#party queen of gluttony #bee #sweeter than honey #Tex x Bee

[mariacrow]

EEEEEE someone who’s taking transformers requests!

If you have the time, could you maybe write up something with Bumblebee and a gender neutral reader who loves to climb the bot?

Just one of the ways the two bond and playfully flirt-what with Bee being able to easily scoop up the human with both hands. But the human keeps insisting: No no I can do this I’m quite capable. And Bee just finds it endearing. ^^

Gotchu ;)

Bumblebee x reader who loves to climb the bot

2nd person

any pronouns

fluff

bonding time, cuddling, soft flirting

AU where Bumblebee is reader’s guardian

takes place in reader’s garage

I know the gif is from Bumblebee (2018) but I had to add it! It’s too cute! 😭

A hot July afternoon. You were in your garage along with Bee in his Chevy form. A gramophone was on your working desk, 70s and 80s biggest hits spinning. Bee loves old music.

You were working on his paint job.

“Bee, you need to be more careful, this is the 3rd time this week I’m repainting your bumper”

He buzzed, talking back like a kid. He made you giggle.

“Almost done. There we go!” you straightened and wiped the sweat off your forehead.

“Now let it dry.”

“Sir, yessir!” he spoke over the radio.

You left the can of yellow paint where it belongs, cleaning your hands with a rag. In the meantime Bee transformed.

“Bee! I told you to be careful!”

“I am being careful!” he sat on the floor.

He made you chuckle and shake your head. Then you got an idea.

“You know what? I know how to make your paint job look even better! Wait here.”

You ran inside, to your bedroom, grabbing your sticker album. Then you ran back to the garage, all excited.

“Tadaaa! Stickers!”

Bee buzzed in excitement, his eyes wide. He happily clapped and adjusted his sitting.

You giggled and started climbing him. It wasn’t that easy with the album in your hand.

“Woah-“ you almost lost balance. Bee flinched, having fast reflexes, ready to catch you.

“You need help there buddy?” he asked over the radio.

“Nono, I can do it alone.” you reassured him.

Bee’s optics were spinning and expanding at the sight of you. A low loving buzz hummed in his chassis, you’re too adorable. You made his spark flutter.

You managed to climb onto his shoulder, sitting there, opening your album and choosing stickers that would match his color. Bee was helping you with holding you in front of him as you wanted to decorate his whole helm. He was not taking his optics off of you.

“What’s up?” you chuckled, noticing the way he’s looking at you.

“You’re beautiful…”

“Thank you, Bee..” he made you smile and blush, “There we go!” you put yellow flowers and stickers of bees and honeycombs all over his helm.

He looked at his reflection in a mirror in the garage. He made a chuckling buzz sound as he hugged you tightly. He made you laugh as you hugged him back, giving him a smooch between the optics.

He was literally looking like this “🐝💛^^💛🐝”, buzzing like the happy bumblebee he is.

He took a sticker of a yellow flower off his helm and gently sticked it to your forehead. You both laughed.

“Oh Bee.. I love you..” you said softly while lovingly looking into his beautiful, blue orbs.

“I love you too…” he said as another low loving buzz rumbled in his chassis. He closed his optics and snuggled, gently holding you while enjoying the tenderness of your tiny hands caressing his face plate.

He slowly started cradling you from side to side to the music. Both of you enjoyed the cute little bonding time.

Dividers belong to @cute-sushi-roll , @tex-treasures 💛

#transformers #autobots #bumblebee #transformers bumblebee #bumblebee x reader #x reader #transformers x reader #x y/n #transformers fanfiction #fluff

[imp-simp]

Beelzebub x Vortex x Loona x Reader poly headcanons

GN Pronouns

A/N This is my first attempt at writing for Helluva Boss, so any advice is greatly appreciated :3

~You joined the relationship shortly before Loona did. When it was just you, Tex, and Bee, you would spend lots of time at Bee's parties, making sure the vibe was right.

~When Loona joins in, you spend time making sure she's comfortable while Bee and Tex take care of the more party related concerns.

~Cuddle piles are a must, Tex is usually underneath, and his fur is so warm you're usually out in a couple of minutes. Loona and Bee are on either side of him, with you cuddling up where you fit. Usually on top of Tex or snuggling into Loona.

~You all get along pretty well, but with Bee's parties being so crazy you end up spending time with them individually throughout the day.

~When you're hanging with Bee, she likes to drag you on stage and sing a duet. If you're not much of a singer, she'll still perform for the party, but her eyes stay glued to you, making sure you see how cool she looks.

~When you're with Tex, things tend to be a bit more chill. You spend most of the party snacking on things that Bee makes and having casual conversation with other party guests. Maybe a couple beers here and there but overall very chilled out vibes.

~Finally, when you're with Loona, you tend to hang around her small social circle, spending most of the night talking shit with her friends. Unless Blitzø is at the party, in which case be prepared to babysit both of them all night. Blitzø is a party animal, and Loona is a bad influence, so you'll have to stay close or else someone's getting hurt, more than likely Blitzø.

#helluva boss x reader #helluva boss #queen bee #helluva boss beelzebub

[felice-jaganshi]

My Fallen Apple

Lucifer X Reader

Chapter 9

“Oh… I- I forgot to tell them you're- wah!” He was suddenly yanked away by Mammon!

 

“She's a fucking angel!” He screamed. Tex hid Bee behind him and even Ozzie was trying to keep Fizz from you. Satan growled and came forward.

“Were you sent by heaven to fuck with him further?! Wasn't banishing him punishment enough, now you fuckers have to break his heart too?!”

You're shaking like a leaf, crawling away from the demon you consider a friend literally minutes ago. “I'll fucking kill all of-” this time he's the one cut off, as Lucifer sucker punches him in the jaw. You can see mammon behind him holding his gut in pain. Next thing you know, you're in Lucifer's arms and his wings are wrapped around you. His horns are out, as is his tail and his eyes are reversed in color. 

 

“Not today Satan. Or ever. Calm the fuck down .” He roared the last word, and you felt the power of it in your whole body. This was the king of hell heaven told you to fear.

Bee spoke next, “But Luci, She's…”

“An angel? Yeah, I've known that since day one when she fell. She's like me okay?! Adam himself pushed her out, and she lives here in hell now. With me. I just… I didn't tell any of you because I knew you'd judge her and freak out before you got the chance to know her like I do.”  They all still look at you nervously, and it's heartbreaking. These are your friends, and they're afraid of you. You're about to cry, when Fizzarolli makes his way out of Ozzie's arms and runs to your side. Lucifer eyes him and Fizz holds up his hands, approaching slowly, before smiling at you and pulling out a handkerchief, and another, and another, and- yes it's a string of infinite handkerchiefs coming from the pocket of his swim trunks. It makes you chuckle a bit from the absurdity of it, and he smiles.

 

“Hey hey, there's that laugh. So you're not my favorite sinner anymore. You're just my favorite angel now!” He smiled fondly at you, making sure you know, that you really know he's not afraid of you. Your tears fall anyway and he's quick to dry them with one of the handkerchiefs. Lucifer smiled, glad to see at least one of your friends has some sense in them. Slowly, the others start to come around, realizing they fucked up.

Bee and Ozzie are both the first to hug you and Lucifer both and start apologizing over each other. Satan and Mammon are next to offer nervous embarrassed apologies, and Levi just quietly says his sorry without much fanfare. 

You accept all the apologies and finally everyone relaxes and the energy is back to what it was before. But there's a slight tiredness to it all now. Everyone is ready to go home back to their ring and process everything that's happened.

“Hey, how about we make these meetings a yearly thing, rather than every 100 years?” Lucifer suggests, and everyone seems to immediately perk up at the idea.

________

 

You're back in the castle now, back in warm comfy clothes, just hanging out in Lucifer's workshop on the couch he'd put in there recently for you two to just chill sometimes. There's a slightly awkward tension in the space between you… He places a hand in that space, waiting to see if you'd reach out to him. And you do. You take his hand, and you put it around your shoulders as you snuggle into his side like you used to “as friends” just yesterday. 

You feel the relief wash over him as he pulls you in close and kisses the top of your head.

“So, that was fun.”

“Yeah, it was. I like the idea of making that a yearly trip too.”

“Yeah… I um… So Charlie is really okay with this? You talked with her already from the sound of the others?” He sounds so nervous, but his hand is rubbing your arm, and playing with the hem of your short shirt sleeve. It's soothing.

 

“Yeah, she and I spoke about it a while ago. She just wanted me to promise I'd never hurt you. And I won't. I'm making the same promise to you, I'll never hurt you. Not on purpose.” You amend the last part in because, well, everyone makes mistakes. You know you're not perfect, but who in hell is?! Or heaven for that matter!?

 

“I meant it when I said I love you too.” He said suddenly, breaking you from your thoughts. “I know I'm not the easiest person to love… I have a lot of issues. Depression, social anxiety, adhd, just to name a few.” He sighed, “It won't be easy to be my girlfriend. That's probably why Lilith got sick of me. My issues just got worse over time.”

 

You kiss his cheek, “Those aren't deal-breakers for me Luci, you've got so many amazing traits too. You're creative, a loving father, you're witty and charming, you put 120% into the things you care about! Your passion and care is beautiful, and speaking of beautiful, I haven't even touched on how handsome you are. And you're so affectionate and gentle and-” You're cut off by a kiss.

It's warm and passionate and he pushes you back on the couch, his hands on your waist.

 

After a moment he pulls away, his voice low and warm, “Sorry, but if you keep praising me like that, I'm gonna have to show you why I'm the Lord of the Pride ring.” He then slides his thumb over your lower lip, “Heh, look at that, a kiss and a few words and you're redder than my wings. It's a nice color on you. Hey, how about we make out in the duck pile?”

………

And with that you can't help but groan, “That… is the least sexy place we could make out.”

He throws his head back and laughs! “Yeah, but it'd be fun! Come on, trust me, I'll even let you sit on my lap.” He got up and offered you a hand, “Come on~ my little apple, I won't bite.” He flashed a grin of his sharp teeth. “Unless you ask very nicely. ”

#hazbin hotel #fallen apple #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer x reader #fizzarozzie #fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss ozzie #helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss beelzebub

[theyanderespecialist]

The Deal (Scenario) Yanderes Asmodeus/Fizzarolli X GN Blitzo Reader (Helluva Boss)

[Hello, I am finally getting around to this one! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter! It is after Fizz quits and How Ozzie and Fizz's relationship changes. Maybe a little of that episode! So good luck! I hope that you all enjoy this. 

Disclaimer: You take the place of a Gender Neutral Listener 

Disclaimer 2: Fizz and Ozzie are a canon couple, they are not yandere in canon. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be illegal or gross about it. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon.

(Yanderes Asmodeus/Fizzarolli) 

(No One's POV) 

Fizz had a crush on (Name) when they were kids. They were just such sweet Imps. Then the accident happened and a huge misunderstanding came from it. For over a decade he has hated one of the loves of his life. He mourned that he could have been with (Name). When Fizz learned the truth, that (Name) had wanted to see. That they do care. It made his heart ache. Also, it reminded him that they were dating Stolas kind of. That left him bitter and angry. 

He gets ready for his date with Ozzie and then hears Ozzie come in. 

"Why are you upset Froggy?" Ozzie asks him. 

"well you know how I used to have feelings for (Name)...?" Fizz asks. "After they saved me... These feelings reared their head again... I love you so much Oz... It is just hard." 

Ozzie pulls Fizz close. "It is okay Fizzy," Ozzie says. "I can tell why you love them, they are quite something." 

Fizz stops and looks at him. "Oz? Are you attracted to them?" Fizz asks curiously. 

"Yes, they are physically attractive, but it is more so that they saved you~ That they would never have hurt you like that, seeing them shoot your stalker~ That was kind of hot~," Ozzie says and kisses down Fizz's neck. "If you want, we could have them~ Keep them as our lovers ~" 

"We could?" Fizz asks, this was the best situation that they could get in. 

"We could, I still have to give them one of my crystals," Ozzie says. "Maybe we can even make a deal with them~ Make them ours, and ours alone~" 

Fizz grins, that would be the best of both worlds. He would have (Name) and Ozzie, both of them being the loves of his life and he would never EVER let go of (Name) again. They belong to them~ 

-Small Time Skip;  Brought to you by: Ozzie being an Evil Little Fuck-

(Name) was eating cheese and having a good time. When their phone rings, they answer it. "Hello?" They ask around a mouthful of cheese. "What do you need?" 

"(Name)!" An excited Fizz says. "Since we are friends again, I thought I could have you over for dinner. You know, just me, you, and Ozzie." 

"Okay?" (Name) draws out. "I mean I will not say no to a free meal, just is it you cooking or the lusty king? Last time I checked you burn water when cooking." 

Fizz blushes. "Yes, Ozzie will be cooking," He confirms. 

"Okay then, I won't say no to a good meal, and my daughter is out with Tex and the Queen Bee. She won't be back until Monday." (Name) says and starts to put on their shoes. "So I guess I am all yours!" 

Fizz smirks happily, Yes, (Name). You are all Mine~ "That is great, we will pick you up in a few." 

"Okie doki!" (Name) says and eats the last bit of cheese. 

They wonder what prompted this. They shrug, whatever a free meal is a free meal. Soon Ozzie and Fizz are there and (Name) gets in with them. They drove down to Lust, (Name) talked to Fizz, they could tell that he was nervous. Was it because he was on edge because of the dinner? It was his idea, not (Name's). 

They got up to the penthouse and there was a candlelit dinner. Wait what was going on? 

"Were you guys planning a romantic date before inviting me?" (Name) asks. 

"Kind of. The romantic date is for you, (Name)." Fizz says and (Name's) face goes a bright red. Oh boy! 

"Hehe, oh that is a lot!" They laugh. "What does that mean, you two want a threesome." 

Ozzie pulls out a chair for (Name) and they sit down. 

"thank you." 

"Anything for you," Ozzie says. 

Fizz pulls out a box that looks oddly enough like an engagement box. 

"We both want you, (Name)," Fizz says. "We do, really bad, but we know at this time you are bonded to Stolas, Ozzie can break that bind and then you will be free. To be with us." 

(Name) takes the box and opens it, there is a crystal to have access to the human world. "Oh... Frick." They could not even swear, this is a lot. 

They also have feelings for Stolas. 

"Stolas cannot love you like we can," Ozzie says. "He is using you for his gain, he made a contract with you, so you will have to fuck him." 

(Name) bites their lip. 

"But we," Fizz adds. "We love you so much, I always have loved you, from since we were kids. You are just the perfect most wonderful darling." 

"Fizz is right, why be with Stolas, who is not good enough for you, who does not appreciate you and does not stand by your side?" Ozzie asks, both were manipulating (Name's) emotional state. 

"I-" 

"Let us love you." fizz says and kisses them. "Let us show you how much you mean to us~" 

(Name) felt their eyes tear up and they slowly kissed back Fizz. Fuck it was always what they wanted. 

Fizz pulls away, this is it (Name) is almost their Darling. 

"So what do you say, baby?" Ozzie asks. 

"Alright." (Name) agrees it felt nice for someone to say they wanted them, and not ask for anything in return. (Name) felt loved and it made them feel good. 

(Name) made the deal and they did not know that they just swore themselves to the Sin of Lust and His Imp lover, forever! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another Chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

#yandere #yandere ozzie #yandere asmodeus #yandere fizz #yandere fizzarolli #yandere helluva boss #yandere scenario #helluva boss #scenario #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss fizz #helluva boss ozzie #ozzie #ozzie x reader x fizz #fizz x reader x ozzie #asmodeus x reader #asmodues x reader x fizzzarolli #fizzarolli #fizzarolli x reader #fizzarolli x reader x asmodeus #ozzie x reader #fizz x reader #reader #gender neutral reader #reader takes place of blitzo #blitzo reader

[caelichii]

Custom Commission #04

A Bee x Tex fankid custom! I also designed a version based on Tex's fur colour as well, but the owner liked this variant better!

#digital art #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hazbin hotel oc #character art #helluva boss oc #artists on tumblr #hazbin #hazbin hotel art #helluvaboss #helluva boss adopt #helluva boss queen bee #Beelzebub #HB #HH #HBOC #HHOC #helluva boss beelzebub #Queen Bee #helluva boss custom #custom adopt #custom #custom design #Helluva #Hazbin #helluva boss tex #helluva boss hellhound #Hellhound

[mgc02]

Poly Bee-lzebub and Tex x FTM reader headcannons

I'm AroAce and this is my first relationship headcanon so I hope I did good

I wouldn't be too shocked if Bee and Tex were open to a poly relationship. And they would adore you. They'd make sure you were always having fun at Bee's parties. Bee would probably spend the most time with you because Tex sometimes would be out working.

They would help you through the transitioning as much as they could. I feel like Bee might go overboard sometimes. Buying you clothes and binders and finding you doctors and you may like it or you may not but she means best. And if it ever makes you uncomfortable just say so and she will stop.

Tex would help you pick out men's clothes and he would encourage you to try out different things to expiriment and figure out what you like.

Tex is a bit protective of you and will literally kick anyone's ass who disrespects you. Bee can be more chill but she still has a temper and will lose it if someone is transphobic towards you.

They love to cuddle with you. Bee will wrap all four of her arms around you and Tex will hold you both from the other side of you. You are now sandwiched. And if you need to get up you better hope they didn't fall asleep lol.

Tex isn't big on PDA but Bee totally is. She will hold you and kiss you all the time. She'll switch back and forth between her boys. She wants both you and Tex to feel equally loved. Sometimes she'll get super drunk and be way too lovey dovey and usually when that happens you and Tex put her to bed.

If one or both of you aren't busy you'll join her in bed for some cuddles. I 100% believe that Bee gets silly when she's drunk so she'll act rather goofy and you and Tex will just laugh.

These two are always going on dates, I'm sure, so expect to go on dates all the time. Bee knows all the best places to eat in gluttony and Tex loves coming up with exciting and adventurous things to do together. I feel like he would be the kind of guy to plan really creative dates and take both you and Bee on surprise dates (which you both think is very romantic of him)

I really think they would great partners. And at the end of the day they will always love you and respect you.

#helluva boss headcanon #helluva boss #helluva beelzebub #helluva boss tex #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva x reader #ftm reader

[anjukurada-fanfic-rec-blog]

A sad little something that's been on my mind

I was scrolling through Twitter/X a few days ago, and a person had made mention that Loona was actually set to be Euthanized once she aged out of the system. That shocked me, and at first I didn't really think much of it because... Well, because I saw her "humanity" and I thought about her being in the pound as if she were a child in foster care. I assumed, once she aged out, they would just toss her out on the streets and make her fend for herself.

But Hellhounds aren't meant to be seen as PEOPLE. If I remember correctly, in the hierarchy of Hell, Hellhounds are placed even lower than Imps, and Imps are on the bottom of the list, below everyone else. Hellhounds are at the VERY bottom of the list, and are often used to perform jobs for the people who hire or adopt them. We see many of them as body guards, and others we assume have been adopted as pets (the Poodle hound at Bee's party, for example). The lady who runs the hound pound states that Blitz could find a perfect hound for any job that he may need. When he states he's looking for something more Family Friendly, she assumes he's looking for "a gift for the wife".

You go to the Hound Pounds to adopt a DOG, not a CHILD (although Blitz sees Loona as his child). And what happens to dogs in the pound when they are too old or too aggressive to be adopted? They get put down... And yes, we see a good deal of hounds in the show, especially at Bee's party. Some of them are adopted, we already know. Some of them have been hired for jobs, like Tex. And some of them may have always been "free", never living their lives in the pounds. But what happens to the ones who "age out"?

NOW! I may be wrong about all of this, and may just be thinking too much into it, because I do tend to do that. I mean, when Loona and Blitz were fighting on the beach, Blitz say that he adopted her and that should mean something. She says that it doesn't, she was almost 18, and that she didn't need him then and didn't need him now. There was no mention or hint of losing her life at the point, and it was said more as "I was almost 18, I could have taken care of myself without you!" instead of "I was about to die anyways, what does it matter?"

However, the way the woman in charge of the pound spoke about Loona, it was kind of open to interpretation. "She'll be out of our hair next month when she ages out. Good riddence if you ask me. She'll never amount to anything much".

This could be taken as "She'll be released next month, we won't have to deal with her anymore", but it was really those last two sentences... The "Good riddence" and "She'll never amound to anything much" that really got to me. Like, yes, it could simply mean that they're happy to wash their hands of her because she's useless and they're tired of housing her, but the way it was said could have been interpreted as meaning that no one would care that she dies, she wasn't going to amount to anything anyways.

I don't know... Just a little thought I had that I wanted to share.

#helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss loona #Hellhound #just thoughts

[mintaikcorpse]

I love how secure both Tex and Bee feel in the relationship, even from the things we've seen.

Tex brought a cute hellhound girl to a party that clearly had a crush on him, but Bee's first thoughts were, "Oh my god, she's so cute! I hope she has fun!"

And the entire scene of her lust rambling about how hot Satan was, Tex never looked jealous or threatened; he just looked awkward (like im pretty sure anyone would)

And the fact that Bee is literally a Queen of Hell, one of the most powerful beings, but she looked at a member of the lowest rank and said, "Him. I want him." I find that adorable

Carries the trend with Fizzmodeus and Stolas lol, accept with all the angst being gone because they're both mentally well and don't care what others think (also apparently it's not that big of a deal because no ones going to fuck with the opinions of a leader of Hell. Big deal for Ozzie and Fizz more for the fact that Ozzie was a hypocrite and probably to protect Fizz from being seen as a sugar baby. Stolitz is just a whole mess of issues that I can't even explain in this post, so just look at the thousands of posts that explain it a lot better than me).

I also like the dynamic they have. I absolutely love Chaotic and loud x calm and chill. I don't know what they're ship name is, but if you do, please tell me

#bee #beelzebub #helluva boss bee #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva boss tex #helluva boss vortex #vortex helluva boss #tex helluva boss #helluva boss #queen bee #vivziepop #talking #rambling #shipping

[prof-ramses]

Honestly the show lost me on Ozzie x fizz (as well as stolitz had everything from circus onwards not killed it it for me) when bee and Tex were revealed to be a thing, not only that, but happily and proudly in a relationship, which means Ozzie (And by extension Stolas) should have nothing to fear from Mammon or Stella respectively

Honestly Both Stolas and Ozzie should sod off, Blitz and Fizz deserve to be together, as do Mammon and Stella

I think the thing with Ozzie is that as the Sin of Lust, he's supposed to stay out of formal relationships so being with Fizz might contradict his duties. Whilst Stolas is mostly (and rightfully) in trouble for cheating on his wife (yes, it does count as cheating even though you were arranged, you gangly, feathery jizz-rag) and loaning a goetic artifact out to an imp. Bee's relationship with Tex doesn't negatively impact her performance as Sin of Gluttony and their isn't any m'guffin loaning going on, so they shouldn't have any problems.

While there is some questionable stuff involved in Fizzrozzie, most of it is not that serious and Fizz has two hands.

Stolas on the other hand, deserves to have his balls cut off and blended and then he should be forced to drink his own ball smoothie.

Glad you've joined the Golden Goose bandwagon, they're both awesome and are even more awesome together. Definitely have plans for more Mam x Stella stuff.

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[teeth-cable]

So…

I was reading a few fan theories on why no one care that Beelzebub is dating a hellhound. One theory is that maybe the society and culture is less racist in her ring compared to other rings. Another theory is that maybe the Goetia just naturally have a reputation where everyone see them as more high-class racist assholes. So, Stolas dating an imp is seen as weird? Another one is, since Bee is so powerful in the power scale, no one would even dare to insult her or her boyfriend in front of her.

Now, all these theories could be true, but here is the problem.

The show’s world building doesn’t make it clear why Bee x Vortex is an exception to the rules. All these theories are just fan speculation. The show doesn’t explain what is actually going on.

What do you think?

I think it's BS. As much as I love the creative ideas the fandom comes up for this show, it doesn't matter because they're not the writers. They can come up with an essay long explanation for Bee and Tex's relationship but it will alway be fanon. They can't use their headcanons and theories for arguments because it's not supported by canon and unless Helluva Boss explains what makes Bee and Tex's relationship so different, the fans will have to deal with the truth that the worldbuilding for the show is just bad.

#helluva boss critical #helluva critical #helluva boss criticism #꧁rambles꧂ #➥asks

[imp-simp]

Hello, I love your poly bee x loona x vortex x reader headcanons, so if you don't mind me requesting, can we have some more of these furry's

Bee X Vortex X Loona X Reader poly headcanons pt.2

A/N: I was going to write some Husk headcannons, but I got this ask and I love these three too much to pass it up. Husk headcanons will be posted at a later date.

~Since Bee is the princess of Gluttony, she's expected to produce an heir at some point. Its a common conversation, there's the idea that Tex and Bee should have the kid, since they met first, or maybe her and Loona but, Loona doesn't like kids, maybe you, Bee and Tex can mix essence and create a child, but that leaves Loona out. Maybe all four of you could make an heir, but that sounds like a headache. For now, it's a problem for the future. You'll cross that bridge when you get to it.

~When it comes to jealousy in your quad, it's usually pretty rare. Tex tends to be calm and collected, and the girls are pretty confident in the relationship, but that doesn't mean their insecurities don't peek through every now and again. Like whenever you're talking to a hound and they seem to be laughing just a bit too much, both Loona and Bee are already on the way. Bee will come up from behind and wrap her arms around your neck. Meanwhile, Loona comes in from the side and lays her head in your lap, the two of them glaring daggers at their target.

~You'd be surprised at how many people want to kill Beelzabub. Many hell born are tempted by her lavish lifestyle and status as a ring ruler. Nothing for you to worry about, Loona and Tex are your own personal body guards. Anyone who even thinks of coming too close is getting a death glare from Tex, and if that doesn't work, Loona bares her teeth and lets out a low growl. Usually, this is enough for anyone to turn tail, but if they end up staying RIP because Tex is not gonna let that slide.

~Most of the seven rings couldn't care less about your relationship. Most of them. Obviously, Belphagor is supportive, while Lucifer and Mammon pay no mind. It's mostly Asmodeus and members of the Ars Goetia who have anything to say about it. Beelzebub has a reputation to keep, and dating not one, but two hellhounds brings lots of unwanted attention your way.

~Arguments hardly come up, but no relationship is perfect. Although Bee and Loona care for each other, Loona can get a bit insecure at times, causing her to lash out. Bee tries to be helpful, but she has a hard time controlling her anger, so when Loona gets into an argument with her, it's best just to separate the two. It takes time, but your relationship has never been stronger.

#helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #helluva boss headcanon #helluva boss beelzebub #beelzebub x reader #loona x reader #gn reader