#benedict cumber

[sherlockedwatson-]

The man, the myth the legend.

HES BACK IN ACTION

**cue death + absolute overall excitement

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[shakibone]

I thought of the funniest shit the Sherlock showrunners could have done when that show finished and now I'm obsessed

SO

Sherlock's ended, last episode broadcast, fandom left disappointed and reeling, clawing at scraps of evidence that a secret final episode is in the works. Radio silence from all involved aside from the usual platitudes about being proud of the work they've done on such an iconic show and so on. But then, a week later at the time an episode would have aired, Sherlock's social media platforms tweet, blog, and post out a single sentence:

"The Greatest Detective in the World."

And a time and date, next week at the usual Sherlock timeslot. The fandom goes wild, putting pieces together and decyphering anagrams written in thin air, just absolutely peak feral Sherlock fandom.

Another week passes.

And then, a trailer is broadcast. It plays on the BBC at Sherlock's usual timeslot, and the social medias all post it out. The trailer depicts...

A well appointed apartment, police tape everywhere, evidently the site of a murder . Benedict Cumberbatch's voice is heard:

"I must admit, I thought myself fully versed in the methods of analytical detectiving... But this is something else."

His voice is different than we're accustombed to. Higher, softer, with none of Sherlock's usual clipped tones. He sounds downright friendly.

"I mean, the way you're able to piece it all together from mere fragments of evidence is truly remarkable!"

We see Cumberbatch finally. He looks nothing like we've seen him before: His natural hair colour is on display, cut short. He's wearing a rather plain suit, and he carries himself in a completely casual manner. We see him speak, still in a manner utterly at odds with his portrayal of Sherlock Homes.

"Good Lord! You're practically superhuman!"

He is addressing someone else at the well appointed crime scene. Someone dressed in very fine clothes with his back to us and kneeling over some evidence. The camera dollies towards the kneeling man and pans around him as he stands up and turns to face us.

It's Martin Freeman, also utterly unlike how we've seen him before. His presentation is fastidious, his poise careful, his tone polite and warm, and his accent...

"You flatter me, my Dear Hastings! And I am not one to refuse flattery, but I assure you that it is nothing more than the application of my little grey cells!"

HERCULE Coming Soon!

It would have been a Tumblr massacre.

#Sherlock #bbc sherlock #Hercule Poirot #bbc hercule poirot #benedict cumber #martin freeman #IDK the idea struck me at work today and I had to put this post into the world #drama from BBC Sherlock aside I think these two would do a fantastic job in these roles legitimately

[yourdailysherlock]

giphyupload, snl, saturday night live, benedict cumberbatch, season 47, giphysnl4719

#giphyupload #snl #saturday night live #benedict cumberbatch #season 47 #giphysnl4719 Benedict Cumber

[modernbaseball]

Girlfriend sent me a Benedict cumber batch gif should I divorce her

#personal

[transsexualism]

blogging in 2013:

🥀moriartygf Follow

16h ago

cas is my babygirl my silly rabbit my biggest enemy im gonna put him in a jar and shake it and shake it and shake it

🌚samwinchesterbignaturals

8min ago

why does Martin Freeman kinda look like the homophobic dog lol

🧸bpdamypond Follow

3 days ago

They're adding "whovian" to the DSM-5

🍑c-ass-tiel

26min ago

sucking on her benedict till she cumbers her batch. is this anything

🧲eriklehnsherr-official

43min ago

Reblog to cast soul containment barrier spell on your mutual and keep them trapped in a circle forever

👨‍❤️‍👨appletreeyard Follow

2hr ago

if I see another discourse post about tjlc I'm gonna start banning people. you are literally being homophobic. :/

#this was sitting in my drafts for such a long time #.txt

[itscomplicatedx]

The Dumbass most common reactions to Hash Bingo

(which I am too lazy to put in an actual Bingo Meme)

-If you claim to be a Tom fan and you’re saying any of this stuff, you especially should be ashamed of yourself.

Update: Now with a board by @in-defense-of-loki !

1). “She’s showing off her pregnancy!”

Yeah, they get kind of hard to hide when you’re a few months in. Of course she was going address it in the interview- she showed up with a baby bump. What was she supposed to say when they asked- “No, please ignore the fact that I’m so obviously pregnant?”

2). “She got pregnant to trap Tom!”

They got engaged in September. And yes, men who feel trapped constantly light up with goofy smiles when their fiancé is around, and go around talking about how “very happy” they are when congratulated/s. 🙄

3). “It’s a publicity stunt, just like Benedict and Sophie!”

Oh goody, the insane tinfoil Cumber bitches who are obsessed with Benedict and Sophie conspiracy theories are now going to move on to Tom and Zawe. 🤦🏻‍♀️

4). “She’s punching up/is a social-climber” (some sick fuck actually tried to put this on her Wikipedia page! 😡)

He’s not going to date you sweetheart. He doesn’t even know you exist. Get over it.

“Social Climber?” What century are you living in??

5). Unhinged “heartbroken” rant about how he’s no longer single.

See # 4. And please get therapy.

6). “Zawe looks like an ape, man, etc.”

Ah yes, racist dog whistles. You’re racist scum. That’s pretty much all that needs to be said about this one.

7.) “She’s just using him to further her career and get into Marvel.”

Update: Zawe talks about how she got the role here

My original answer: Because her career totally wasn’t rising on its own before they got together/s-she got picked to star in Broadway after all. She got the Marvel role before they went public. It’s possible Tom put in a good word for her-that’s how the industry often works. In case you forgot, when Tom was being considered for the Loki role Kenneth Branagh put in a good word for him. He probably would’ve done that even if they were just friends. But if either Tom or Zawe had truly sucked, no good word would’ve gotten them the roles.

8). “I miss him with Taylor!” ::proceeds to spam Zawe tags with Hiddleswift::

It was for 3 months-6 years ago. They both moved on-you need to as well. And don’t spam tags!

9). “Taylor ruined him for decent women and he’s scraping the bottom of the barrel.”

This one seems like a combination of 4, 6, & 8. As well as how ridiculous it is that you somehow think that every woman should be measured by your particular idol, who is not the model of perfection you seem to think she is.

10). “They’re both gay and using each other as a beard.”

While I’m all for more out Queer people in the industry, there are actual straight people there. Everyone is not gay and hiding it. How about concentrating on supporting Queer rights within the Entertainment industry, instead of wasting your time publicly speculating about stuff like this?

11). This one has been aimed at me personally-“You only like Zawe because she’s with Tom!”

No, actually I took an interest in her since I first saw her in Betrayal. This furthered when I had a pleasant personal interaction with her-when I was at stage door I was coughing and sneezing a lot, and she got me some tissues and asked me if I was okay. I then started researching other stuff she’s been in. I know for a fact I’m not the only one. Them getting together was icing on the cake.

Besides, if she came to peoples’ attention because they saw her with Tom and started to like her, what’s wrong with that? I, along with many others, first found out about Tom when we went to see the first Thor movie; and I was originally there to see Chris Hemsworth.

12). “Her grandfather/family was bad, blah blah.”

I tend to take these things with a grain of salt, but let’s say for the sake of argument that it’s true. So what? Are we holding people responsible for what their ancestors did now? In that case, we’re all in trouble, because I guarantee you every body has got at least one asshole ancestor-probably multiple ones.

That’s all I got for now.



#zawe ashton #tom hiddleston #tom and zawe #hash #Hiddles baby #hash baby #asshole Tom Hiddleston fans #fandom racism #Loki fandom racism #Tom deserves better than fans like this #anti hiddleswift #racist dog whistles #Dumbass most common reactions to Hash Bingo #jealous bitter fans #Loki

[khorazir]

Above are links to all my sketches drawn at two wonderful Letter Live events at Hay Festival. Also, this happened: Shaun Usher, the author of the Letters of Note books and one of the people behind Letters Live was so kind to pass a copy of my Letters Live Drawings book on to Benedict.

https://twitter.com/shaunusher/status/1533504833382137858?s=21&t=7sfPsUgj4jnsJISco6zxBw

#letters live #hay festival #hay festival 2022 #drawing #pencil #life drawing #benedict cumberbatch #joely richardson #elif shafak #jordan stephens #nina sosanya #louise brealey #lyse doucet #ardal o'hanlon #vera graziadei #toby jones #sir ian rankin #simon schama #shaun usher

[wispstalk]

being on tumblr during peak superwholock years gave me this knee jerk revulsion to benedict cumber batch and I would not watch anything with him in it until like....last year. I liked him in that louis wain movie he's actually a pretty good actor

#sorry Benny.

[professional-benaddict]

i love benedict cumberbatch, certified cumberbitch forever. or the cumber collective as he says so 🫂

i’ve been a fan of his since 2014🥰🥰

#*fond sigh*💗💗💗💗💗 #benedict cumberbatch #ask

[sherlockedwatson-]

A Newly released photo after letters live. They were spotted in a bar near Albert Hall.

Funnily enough I don’t know if I would have the confidence to ask for a photo, I would probably flail and run. Or pretend I didn’t see him. My anxiety would be wayyyyy to high

#benedict cumberbatch #cumberbatch #benedict #sherlock #holmes #sherlock holmes #marvel #doctor strange #strange #sherlockholmes #benny batch #avengers #doctor #cumbercollective #cumberbitches #doctorstrange #letterslive #Albert hall #Sophie hall #Benedict cumber #Benedictcumberbatch

[cumberlovingtmblr]

Good morning Cumbers! Random attractive and gorgeous Benedict to start this Cold weekend. Warm up babes.... #benedictcumberbatch #cumberbatch #sexybenedict #coldwinter #warmup #attractive #gorgeous #benedict #weekend https://www.instagram.com/p/CohBLjRokT_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#benedictcumberbatch #cumberbatch #sexybenedict #coldwinter #warmup #attractive #gorgeous #benedict #weekend

[creshtolsis]

Benedict cumber batch as solid snake: wha?- You dont mean the-

sandersides as octacon:

Thats right! The la-li-loo-lay-lo (wistches sides mid sentence)

(kojima please cast them im begging you)

#Metal gear #Fox engine #Capcom #Xbox 720

[yourdailysherlock]

giphyupload, snl, saturday night live, benedict cumberbatch, season 47, giphysnl4719

#giphyupload #snl #saturday night live #benedict cumberbatch #season 47 #giphysnl4719 Benedict Cumber

[msclaritea]

Benedict Cumberbatch performed in the LAMDA Gala. I would have at least called the cocktail The Spicy Cumber and added Jalapenos but last I heard, Britain can't even handle Popeye's Chicken.

[agentnico]

The Book of Clarence (2024) review

This film may be 2024’s biggest box office flop thus far, but that doesn’t mean it won’t get cult status, and especially Benedict Cumberbatch’s entire role is destined to be a meme, trust me on that. Just you wait.

Plot: Struggling to find a better life, Clarence is captivated by the power of the rising Messiah and soon risks everything to carve a path to a divine existence.

Going into this movie I expected to be super offended by it. Look, I’m not overly religious myself, but I come from an orthodox family and have been raised as such, so naturally I do have certain beliefs, and do think a lot of what happened in the New Testament is true. So of course when this movie came about I had my trepidations, however after watching it I found myself not nearly as offended or shocked as I expected. For one they don’t go against the fact that Jesus is the true Messiah, and in fact encourage that fact. I mean of course there are some blasphemous aspects to it as one would expect - the final act is a twist on the Bible that I am certain is going to pee off more than a few Christians. But as a whole The Book of Clarence is its own thing that doesn’t’ mess a lot with religion. For the first two thirds especially it’s more about Clarence and his buddies going on this adventure through Jerusalem and getting up to various shenanigans, and basically this being a stoner-comedy set in AD. And I have to say that generally speaking I enjoyed it.

The whole thing is absurd for sure. I mean, the flick is produced by Jay-Z, which speaks volumes in itself. But it’s got a great soundtrack, the direction overall is good from Jeymes Samuel, though stylistically I think he outdid himself more in The Harder They Fall - that western was just so cool! The humour was good in parts but in others not so much. It kind of depended on who was delivering it. For this movie features an all-star ensemble cast, however the performances I must say were a mixed bag. LaKeith Stanfield I truly believe is one of Hollywood’s current greats, as previously everything I’ve seen him in impressed me. However here as Clarence I feel like he was holding himself back a little. Don’t get me wrong, he does an alright job overall, but it was not anything special. A lot of other characters pop in throughout, but only a few really left an impression. Alfre Woodard as Mother Mary had me in stitches delivering lines such as “I was minding my own virgin business just being a virgin”, and David Oyelowo as John the Baptist was overly expressive and gave some solid Will Smith-level slaps. James McAvoy too as Pontius Pilate was both dramatic in that you can tell he didn’t really want to crucify Clarence as he liked the guy, but also delivered some hysterical laugh-out-loud lines like “Once you die from drowning, you’ll be free to go. Proceed.” I actually wish McAvoy was in the film more - his character was so sarcastic - I loved it. And then there’s Benedict Cumberbatch. Okay, so Cumberbatch’s 5 minutes of screen time are all for this one specific gag, and I do admit it was amusing and the batch of cumber played it fashionably over-the-top, but also what the movie does with his character…. Okay, so it’s funny. Can’t deny that. It’s actually bloody hilarious, especially as it comes out of nowhere. But also like it is offensive to the Church. I imagine many audiences would have been angered by his role, however I enjoyed it, even if it was a waste of Benedict Cumberbatch’s talents. As for the rest of the cast, they are serviceable, but not particularly memorable.

The movie does drag in a few places, and the writing didn’t always play out the best. Again, when you had the stronger actors delivering the lines, the moments of dialogue were really funny and definitely boosted the comedic value of the scenes. However at other times you could really tell the script writing just wasn’t up to par and felt lazy as it slugged along. Also, I feel like the movie wasn’t too sure what it wanted to be. Like it starts with a scene of these dudes smoking weed whilst floating upside down and a lightbulb pops up above their head, then in another scene there’s a random 80’s/90’s techno dance number, and then at the end there’s this really dark crucifixion scene featuring realistic detail with dramatic music playing. It’s a jarring mood swing, that really made me wonder what this movie was trying to accomplish. Like is it trying to parody the Bible, but also at the same time taking it seriously? It’s a shift that doesn’t really mix, and as such the ending does fall flat.

I ended up enjoying The Book of Clarence way more than I expected, and the moments of comedy that hit really do hit. Like I can easily see in a future someone doing a reel of “Book of Clarence funniest scenes” on YouTube, as there truly are some solid moments of slapstick comedies and banterous dialogue wit. But the third act with the heavily dramatic serious mood swing does question what the movie is going for, and also it does overstay its welcome. I’d say this is an interesting, thought provoking experiment that has its ups and down, however is very much worthwhile checking out. But also Cumberbatch’s….. like what the actual hell??

Overall score: 5/10

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[wolfsbanewho]

just heard some lady on the radio say today is Benedict's cumberbatch's birthday. Except she literally said cumber bock.

#hbd bendydick i guess #laughs in tumblr