#blame it on the whiskey

[p1nkmic]

I saw THAT edit of Pedro and never looked back. Dilf of the year.

#pedro pascal #the mandalorian #agent whiskey #oberyn martell #javier peña #tlou #joel miller #fanart #din djarin #my art #on a mini pedro pascal brainrot era #i mean can you blame me #look at him!!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy #Rick Grimes #* #rg #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #excuse me but The Nose™ #i don't remember what i was even trying to do when i made this instead??? #me @ me: 🔇 #man: *drinking whiskey* me: 👀👀👀👀 #no idea why #i do it with john wick too #rick with beer is also good but that hits different more domestic somehow #rick the gov could have poisoned that tho my dude #two guys walked into a bar and rick grimes killed them both #my babe Hot Suburban Dad At the Barbecue in the last gif #100% guaranteed to make you spill the potato salad when he strolls in #im going to blame all the allergy meds for the current state of my mind ok

[jmoonjones]

It's a Nyaxia Night Miracle! On the Eve of Nyaxia Night, a holiday celebration that's perhaps not totally (or in any way at all 😬) canon, Oraya and Raihn make their wishes. 

They don't expect their wishes to be granted - or else the Coriatae bond may have been pursued another way! - but Nyaxia lives for the drama between the Hiaj and Rishan vampires, so she made an exception ✨

The wonderful Crowns and Nyaxia series is by Carissa Broadbent. Who I hope isn't irked by my Vincentric (Vincent Centric) doodles or my unhinged sense of humour 💜

Note: When I was little, we'd burn our letters to Santa in the fireplace (so the ashes are taken to the North Pole, where Santa the polar bear would read them, natch) which inspired their letter burning. 

#Something about Santa is a little vampiric #Coming out at night and going only where he's invited? #Eating/drinking the sacrifices (cookies and whiskey) left out for him? #Targeted PR campaign against Krampus to shift the blame? #Sounds like a vampire to me #oraya #raihn #Nyaxia #the serpent and the wings of night #the ashes and the star cursed king #vincent #Carissa broadbent

[crown-ov-horns]

She

drinks neat whiskey. Often. You can't convince me otherwise.

#good omens #good omens michael #good omens headcanons #good omens fandom #come on... she does #she also will have you sit on her lap #whyy do i keep looking at female versions of archangel michael and going “oh yes she's kind of an alcoholic” #tbh not really true with go michael she just likes whiskey but the other one... XD #couldn't blame her if she were an alcoholic tbh

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

It ends, after all this time, not with a bang, but with a ragged breath.

Mind you, Akai stayed quiet through the breaking of his fingers and the cuts etched into his skin, but somewhere around the time Rei had ripped out his fingernails one by one he'd started screaming. And Rei had kept him screaming, until his voice grew hoarse.

Not that he'd let out anything useful, despite Rei's best attempts to get information out of him.

And alright, that one might be his fault - Akai was unlikely to give anything of importance anyways, the stubborn bastard, so Rei hadn't bothered much with trying. Had focused, instead, to share some of the agony the sniper has brought him over the years they've known each other. Every slight and every crime, remembered and repaid, while Rei still has time to do so - because it's rapidly running out, for Akai.

And still, he'd spat in Rei's face and smiled, giving him not even an inch. Insolent to the very end.

He's writhed in his restraints, trying to escape as death grew close, but Rei has learned from his mistakes - this time, he's made sure they're reinforced, rigid, will resist the FBI dog's death throes. It all ends, today.

One last, ragged breath and then blessed quiet.

At precisely 4 minutes and 36 seconds past administration of the poison, measured for science department's analysis, the light in Akai Shuuichi's eyes goes out. All that's left is his sweaty, bloodied, broken corpse, no more than an object, lying in front of Rei.

It leaves him feeling hollow.

After all this time, this is all that's left of Akai, the silver bullet, always larger than life?

"Target neutralized."

Rei ends the stream.

.

It starts, while Rei is still contemplating how to dispose of the body, with the grinding of teeth.

Great. R&D had mentioned there might be side effects.

Whatever is going on seems to be creating enormous amounts of heat, because Akai's remains start steaming. Rei sets his Bourbon phone down to keep recording, science will want footage of what happened to the body, and takes cover behind the doorframe. If the corpse is going to explode, Rei would rather not be covered in gore. He uses the time to open a window; who knows what kind of compounds the toxin he injected into Akai creates.

Scraping of metal against the cement floor can be heard from inside, though visibility is too low make out what's going on in there. There's the cracking of bones, a rustle of clothing.

A gasp?

Then, it's quiet again.

The vapour quickly dissipates through the open window, and where Akai's corpse lay, is now just a pile of clothes and bindings.

Which would be convenient - the org would surely love it if they could kill and dispose of the body in one go - if there wasn't a trail of blood leading into a corner. A corner where, draped in an oversized, torn shirt, panting heavily and clutching a knife larger than its forearm, a child is huddled.

A bloodied child that stares up at Rei with murder in its eyes, their colour a too-familiar shade of green.

"What did you do to me?", the kid growls.

Rei should've just shot Akai, Gin's curiosity be damned.

#tw torture #tw death #aptx!Akai #so uh. you know how I got those tiny figures of the aptx whiskey trio? I blame them. #iris writes fic #temporary character death #or something like that?? #hell if I know what's going on here

[anerol152]

There is a beauty in tragic endings

Was reading a fic and it got me thinking, There is a beauty in a story that you know has a tragic ending.

The story will always end the same way no matter what happens before that breaking point. It will never change no matter how many happy scenes you put before the inevitable end.

Maybe you'll read about the characters having a nice lunch with their family of choice; a quiet night in spent watching movies and goofing off. Maybe the two best friends will go on an adventure, ride a roller coaster, or make a promise to be together until the end of time. Maybe the young lovers will fall in love. Maybe they'll grow old together and keep holding hands until the very last time they see each other. Maybe they'll all just have one good day, where nothing bad happens and they're simply happy to be alive and be with the people they love and care about.

They'll keep looking into each other's eyes and making promises about the future, unaware of the sword of Damocles hanging above their head. Unknowing of tragedy just waiting to strike.

Maybe the story was a tragedy from the start.

But just for a moment, even if only one moment, everyone got to be happy.

And I think that's beautiful.

#fandom #late night thoughts #jjk #ptn #hannibal #whiskey trio #dcmk #found family #satosugu #zelda #link #fudge almost everything I like really #fanfiction is great #canon accurate fics tho #they make you cry when you think what happens after the fic ends and that's what inspired this post #makes you think of all those what ifs #what if there was a happy ending? #anyways I blame this mood on listening to melancholic songs at 11pm while reading fics

[grayintogreen]

I don't write smut anymore, but I argue what I do instead is probably way hotter.

#honestly blame remy for this one 'steal the whiskey from her mouth' has lived in my mind rent free since that moment in crowned teeth #like fuck that's cool #my writing #red roses and dead things

[henbased]

“my unpopular opinion is that a lot of fc5 fandom would want the seeds to be human shrek😈” @adelaidedrubman

#📌 #the enoji was accidebtal but blame the whiskey

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ohhhh man...... qsmp annihilation au........ hang on lemme cook

#whiskey yelling into the void #(do NOT let my ass cook i already have an annihilation au i gotta finish writing) #but like........ what if #mac i blame u for this #u got me thinkin abt annihilation again

[ravensmadreads]

@fuckyeahdindjarin told me to write a tattoo artist Jack Daniels (and @barbiewritesstuff was an encouraging loving menace like always) and I wrote the bits I wanted to write (it sucks) And then I tried adding some plot (cause she had to end up in the chair you know??? ) and now its entirely too much plot and none of it makes sense (it does in my head but idk about you all) but I'm having entirely too much fun with these idiots (sombody smack sense into me) And it's mostly a disaster (but whatever) Ok. Yeah. So.

Does anyone want a sneak peak?

Also. Somebody stop me.

#jack “whiskey” daniels x reader #agent whiskey x reader #how did i go from “not a whiskey person” to this #like #pedro pascal can cool his jets im not falling for whiskey or max lord no way no how #< THIS IS A LEGIT TAG I WROTE #tumblr bringing it up to shame me #i blame Cee #raven is a 🤡 #raven writes #HOW IS THIS A TAG NOW #brb im having an existential crisis

[todayisafridaynight]

where the fuck that aoki post where op was drunk and was like 'i always wanted him' or somethn

#snap chats #i always think of it in my darkest hours <- many hours #cant find it but im two whiskies in and its a mood sorry #id rb it but I Cant Find it #idk why im blaming the whiskey im literally like. coming down ???? you say sober up dont you. #im coming up from it 💀 this just a Chypical Chewsday thought i havent aoki posted in five seconds #anyway i wanna replay y7. maybe i will later after this comm

[sodomygf]

hmmmg dadĕ tell me not 2 fuck me bestie. bevuz otherwise........... might fuck around + fuck me besty

auto dictation didn’t work so drunk nemos got you dw.

ok so. 1. even sober nemo thought you should just fuck what your bestie. i haven’t personally had sex with my best friend BUT i’ve had sex with many close friends and it’s been fine. i think you’re being a bit of a pussy. you’re putting this out in the hands of ineemmo (ineembriation being my tumblr tag) (nemo being my name) (my brand being nemo) (the concept of myself) and i think that’s silly. confirmation bias. if you read this and find your gut turning you know you don’t agree with my silly platitudes and irrevocable optimism. if you read it and find the butterflies overwhelming you than it’s because you want to put your dick into your bestie.

ily. follow your cock and balls don’t be a pussy (unless you are what you eat(

#nemoriginal #ineembriation #aneemymous #is that anything? i blame david he said drink whiskey like a man #but didn’t let me steal the whiskey :(

[spaceoperajay]

that "living with your mother at 26" swag of having the stuffed animals next to the alcohol

#cleaning so now theyre all in one place and i look significantly less like an alcoholic #i have: #a mostly full bottle of cpt morgans (damn college nostalgia it only tastes good with OJ which i dont drink enough of to justify buyin) #half drunk bottle of wine from new years idk it just kind of sucked #unopened giant bottle of wine Aagain i am daming college nostalgia cause i can no longer finish that in a day #margherita premixed from publix that i cant even blame college nostalgia on #when i had it with vi like a year ago it was GREAT #a nice bottle of whiskey! bib & tucker 6 year bourbon #i might make an old fashioned after i finish cleaning #personal

[skeleton-squid-boy]

they show me the pictures of me when I was small when I was blonde when my teeth were bigger than my smile and they say do you remember? look do you remember? and they show me that smile over and over in every picture the ink printing the smile I don't fucking recognise on a face I didn't fucking see and they say look LOOK do you remember? do you? look you were happy. you were. but I don't remember that face or those teeth or that smile. I remember before the picture. I remember after the picture. I remember the red puffy eyes as the ink dried. I remember the screaming that I could never tell was me or not. I remember the room i remember wrestling with the fuckinf doorknob wondering why it wouldn't fucking turn becayse it couldn't have been them right it wouldn't have been them stopping it turning keeping me there right? I remember the flash and the spots it would leave in my eyes and the screaming as I ripped of the frills and straps they'd dress me in and I remember the ripping and the tearing and the screaming screaming but no. no I don't remember that fucking smile or those fucking bared teeth or that fucking picture. no I don't fucking remember.

#IM HAVINF MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD AND JM BLAMING THR FUCKING WHISKEY #squids bullshit #squid ink

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Writing Round-Up: November 2023

Total Words: 17,009

Estimated Hours: 21

Fics Worked On: 14

Fics Started: 7

Fics Completed: 4

Fics Completed

I think I know a secret (previously untitled Sterek fall festival fic): 3,319 total words

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #1 (will be revealed 12/10): 3,134 total words

Adam/Minos drabble: 100 total words

in the middle of the night (Derek catches Stiles masturbating): 1,681 total words

take me to the edge so I can fall apart: RelationShipping exchange fic - 2,801 words

WIPs Posted/Updated

a time to mourn and a time to hope (Steterek dead Stiles): chapter 4 posted

whiskey on the rocks & adderall (Teen Wolf - bamf Stiles goes to college): chapter 1 posted

Total written word counts, WIP lists, and more under the cut!

Totals Per Fic

whiskey on the rocks & adderall (Teen Wolf - bamf Stiles goes to college): 651

wash off all this blame (Teen Wolf - Derek forces Stiles to go to the beach and discuss things like the benefits of therapy): 1,170

won’t you take me from this valley (Sterek Regency time travel nonsense): 1,817

a time to mourn and a time to hope (Steterek dead Stiles): 1,151

untitled Stackson friendship movie fix it (the Teen Wolf movie was a travesty): 934

Trading Up (Sterek smooth Derek meet cute): 591

I think I know a secret (previously untitled Sterek fall festival fic): 2,482

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #1 (will be revealed 12/10): 3,258

Adam/Minos drabble: 100

Small Fandoms Big Bang fic: 655

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #2 (defaulted): 945

in the middle of the night (Derek catches Stiles masturbating): 1,681

Sterek moon gave me permission recursive murder husbands: 942

Daemon Sadi & Maleficent fight crack fic: 632

Fics Started

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #1 (will be revealed 12/10): 3,258

Adam/Minos drabble: 100

Small Fandoms Big Bang fic: 655

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #2 (defaulted): 945

in the middle of the night (Derek catches Stiles masturbating): 1,681

Sterek moon gave me permission recursive murder husbands: 942

Daemon Sadi & Maleficent fight crack fic: 632

Active WIPs at Beginning of Month

a time to mourn and a time to hope (Steterek dead Stiles)

won’t you take me from this valley (Sterek Regency time travel nonsense)

wash off all this blame (Teen Wolf - Derek forces Stiles to go to the beach and discuss things like the benefits of therapy)

untitled Sterek fall festival fic

WIPs to Get Back To at Beginning of Month

untitled Stackson friendship movie fix it (the Teen Wolf movie was a travesty)

whiskey on the rocks & adderall (Teen Wolf - bamf Stiles goes to college)

Trading Up (Sterek smooth Derek meet cute)

Fics Planned at Beginning of Month

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #1 (due 11/10)

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #2 (due 11/20)

We’re Dark Like Fen in a Storm at Night exchange fic #3 (due 11/30)

Yuletide exchange fic (due 12/18) - Small Fandoms Big Bang fic

Aspirational Neglected WIP List at Beginning of Month

devil don’t take a break (Teen Wolf - demon Stiles bad friend Scott season one rewrite)

untitled Kaleb/Judd fic (Psy-Changeling - allies to friends to lovers)

gonna tell my friends to all join in, going to tell them all to come (Men’s Hockey RPF - Hertl incubus fic)

untitled Regency fic of doom (Men’s Hockey RPF - Thornton/Burns primary with additional side couples and some OCs)

goalie birthday fics (possibly triple drabbles?)

untitled magic returns AU (Black Jewels - modern AU where magic comes back, only it’s no longer tied to gender)

it kind of vanishes away (Teen Wolf - Chris/Derek fraught fuck buddies)

untitled Chris has amnesia fic (Teen Wolf - what it says on the tin)

say that you belong to me (formerly Jukebox exchange fic)

untitled soulmates enemies to lovers (The Hollows - Trent’s keeping important information from Rachel, which will work out poorly for him)

pain that leaves permanent marks (Black Jewels - trauma processing)

Don’t Challenge the Ruthless (The Hollows - Rachel gets a little too comfortable around Trent)

#author:whimsicalmeerkat #fanfic #wip #writing #writing stats #wash off all this blame #whiskey on the rocks & adderall #a time to mourn and a time to hope #recursive murder husbands #trading up #won't you take me from this valley

[taryo88]

September books ✨

August | July | June | May | April | March | January/February

#still don’t know what’s up with my scan app and these colors #also plz don’t acknowledge the sad excuse for a horse. i blame it on hubris and stupidity. #I cheated a bit this time and put multiple books on some pages #but when you read seven books that are each under 90 pages it doesn’t really seem to necessitate a full page each #the redoubtable pali avramapul #a taste of gold and iron #grandmaster of demonic cultivation vol 3 #mdzs #the bride of the blue wind #the warrior of the third veil #the tower at the edge of the world #arelius (to be called) magnus #stone speaks to stone #in the company of gentlemen #those who hold the fire #stargazy pie #bee sting cake #whiskey jack #black currant fool #if we were villains #jeez that’s already a lot of books and technically I skipped two that I read this month cuz I didn’t have time or energy to draw them #my art #2022 reading goal