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martinsblackwood · 20 hours
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I can really be... anything you like.
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introvertpluviophile · 6 months
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Ryan Gosling’s improved lines vs what made the final cut 🤣
credits to owner: @mr.mcmuffinm4n (instagram)
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gunsatthaphan · 7 months
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so yes happy birthday to my bf of 4 years thanks for existing king 🥺🫶🏻
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takami-takami · 11 months
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Yandere!Keigo handles you moving on after breaking up with him quite well. Quite well, he'd grit through gnashed teeth, his veins running cold.
"I'm seeing someone again, Kei." You still call him that godforsaken nickname you gave to him. It's the only name that he ever felt fit his person, and now the word feels like a spit in his stoic face. He never let anyone else call him that after you, you know.
"Just thought I should tell you first. I-I'm not–" you sigh and drop your hands, averting your look from his piercing gaze. Another spit, this time in his eye. "I know we're not together anymore, but I thought it would bother you to hear from someone else, so. Here I am."
Here you are.
"It's fine, chickadee," he assures you with a golden smile, throwing his arm around you like you're old friends. Like nothing happened.
You should know better than to let the relief settle in your bones. Those very bones may as well snap with his next words spoken, slurred with a hint of something you can't quite put a pin on, something you can't quite see when you frantically try and meet his eyes. This time, his won't meet yours.
"What's his fucking name."
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astraswades · 2 months
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who next???
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katasstrophy · 1 year
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you tell knives he has an unhealthy relationship with his brother and he becomes obsessed with proving you wrong. he will go to whatever means necessary, ranging from pestering you day in and out about what an exemplary big brother figure he really is to fucking you in his room that shares a thin wall with vash’s until you have no choice but to blabber out the answer he wants from how cock drunk you are.
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twistedappletree · 8 months
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what they doin
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seungkwan-s · 5 months
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i hate him (affectionately)
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svtskneecaps · 1 year
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my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes
my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,
"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."
i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.
but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.
it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.
but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.
BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr
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ahappyphjl · 5 months
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dnp using our lingo means they Must’ve been spying on us for a while to learn our language,, horrifying
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vivian-rutledge · 2 years
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AL PACINO as Vincent Hanna HEAT 1995 | dir. Michael Mann
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bubblingcolaa · 12 days
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Okay this is uhm.. not LOTF related but uh..
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KIERAN SMILED AT ME :DDD
HES SO SWEET!!! HE'S SO PRECIOUS!!!
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retros-artandstuff · 1 year
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eyebrow twins
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khaleesiofalicante · 1 year
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Who would it be fan cast for Max and David? 🥰
For Young Max and Young David - Jaden Smith and Ruel Van Dijk
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For Adult Max and Adult David - Lewis Hamilton and Hayden Christensen :)
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jammyjamster · 1 month
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i search up villain to kill on Tumblr and i see slander, which is really fair but come onnnnn cant i just pretend that its good?
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roses-and-elixir · 7 months
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