me watching people bashing j*nsa by putting Sansa down in very possible way when actually, it's the way their relationship is distorted that's delusionnal like 👀👀
J**nsa theories are not annoying because they give Sansa too much importance, they're annoying because they completely disregard her narrative value and characterization AND Jon's as well.
Jon has so much to do and so much to learn from many other women that have and are NOTHING to do/like with Sansa : Val, Arya, Daenerys, Alys, even Melisandre. It's the way they erase the importance of those characters in his narrative that's annoying.
Sansa has not much thoughts ms for Jon, but she does have them for other male characters that played a huge role in her narrative : Sandor, Tyrion, Harry, Littlefinger, even Willas. It's also the way those relationships are ignored.
It's the way Jon is seen as this uwu boy leashed by his all powerful girl boss sister/lover, and Sansa as this political gamemaster. When he's shown over and over to be a kind, thoughtful, profoundly clever leader with insane diplomatic skills. When she's been shown to only want to be loved, and safe. When her dreams of being a queen died with Ned and have been replaced with dreams of family and a safe home.
I see lots of people hating on J*nsa uniquely by hating on Sansa, putting her down, when Jon is praised to the skies and "plz save him from that ship that wants him with this horrible bitch who sold her sister and her father to gain more power"
have we read the same books ? We've been over this. You disliking Sansa and you admitting that she did not swing Ned's head off are not exclusive statements. She's NOT a power hungry woman : she's a girl who's been raised with the idea that she was to marry someone of importance who'll take her away from her family.
When Ned says to Arya that she'll marry some rich lord and be his wife and stuff : the same goes for Sansa !
Now, if you don't like Sansa for accepting this future and not see through the mysogynistic injustice of the system the way Arya did, well that's perfectly understandable !
Saying she's genuinely ready to sacrifice her family to gain power seems strechted. As if she's was not on the verge of suicide after Ned's death. You don't need to overstrech the canon to justify your dislike of a character or of a ship, there's already plenty there and it's fine !!
Anyway. Sorry for the rant. I love all of these characters and I feel genuinely sorry for all the absurd discourse that surrounds them more and more.
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Showering with TF141 for the first time headcanons
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Warnings: little suggestive, 18+
John Price
Showering with John the first time made you feel like you had been doing it wrong your whole life.
He has separate shampoo, conditioner and body wash. None of it smells too strong but over is a more masculine scent. He even suggested that maybe you bring some of your own shower supplies over to keep at his place.
He let you take up most of the warm water, the selfless and generous man he is. ^v^
Pampers you. John washes your hair and body without question.
Thinks grooming each other is not only romantic but also is a strong form of bonding and closeness. He craves your attention and presence and showering together is perfect for that.
He uses a loofah to scrub your body, standing a little closer while he washes your back. His hands are firm but gentle as they caress your body and lather it in soapy suds.
You lean with your head and back to his chest while his hands massage over your breasts and stomach. Teasing you just a little, fingers grazing along your nipples a little too much as he presses you closer against him.
When his hand dips between your thighs and he runs his fingers between your folds you can’t contain the little moan you let out. He smiles into the crook of your neck and does it again and chuckles when your back arches, pressing your ass against him.
“Feel good love?” he teases. his hand abandoned your heat to rinse the rest of the soap off your body. With little sighs of protest from you.
When he washes your hair, his hands are too gentle and so delicate that you could hardly believe they could ever be used for violence. He takes care not to snag any tangles and works them out with his fingers. Your eyes flutter shut when he starts to massage your scalp.
He makes sure not to get the soap in your eyes.
Is more than delighted when you take to washing him as well. Smiles and hands over the loofah.
Maybe it's just me.. But… I imagine John standing in front of you with your back against the cold shower wall, his arms caging you in while you trail the loofah along his skin.
It actually takes everything in him not to get to hard and fuck you. He had time for that later. Once you finally moved in he couldn't see a reason why he couldn't shower with you every chance he could get.
Lets you use his bathrobe and laughs at how big it was on you. Make a mental note to buy you one of your own in your favorite color, but fluffier.
Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley
At first Simon wasn’t sure if showering together would be that good of an idea. He already took up a lot of space. When you finally convinced him and managed to actually fit you both in he was a little surprised.
You fit but he didn't get as much of the water, otherwise he would take it all.
To your horror Simon uses a 2in1 shampoo and conditioner BUT he does have separate body wash.
Nothing too extreme or strong for scent. Body Wash is like irish spring or something but even lighter.
He was going to just take care of himself real fast then focus on you but you stopped him, hand on his arm and reaching for the bodywash yourself. You ask him with those sweet eyes of yours if you can help. He nods silently and lets you do as you please.
The only thing he has is a sad looking rag so you opt to just use your hands, rubbing the soap over his chest and shoulders, making him turn around so you can reach his back.
(if you are brave and so desire, you may try and cop a feel, go ahead. Just be ready to get your wrist snatched as he whips back around with a glare.)
But overall he enjoys the attention, it's soothing and relaxing and he's groaning when you wash his hair. Your fingers raking across his scalp helps his mind slow down a little.
Insists on repaying the favor, being as nice and gentle as you were, caressing your body in his large hands. He had an easier time washing your body than you did his, making sure to reach every little crevasse of your body.
He's tried really hard to be gentle with your hair. He doesn't want to pull on any tangles and ultimately fails. But he kisses your head every time he snagged his fingers in your hair.
“Sorry lovie… not meanin’ta tug so much.” he mumbles an apology.
Simon decided he didn’t really mind showering together, you actually made it a much more enjoyable process, not just something for necessity.
After the shower he gives you one of his white shirts that covers just below your ass to lounge in, just to see your still damp body through the thin fabric.
John 'Soap' MacTavish
Johnny was the one who dragged you into the shower with him with one clear goal. To make you smell like him before you go out with your friends, he had to get up early and decided to stay home.
Only problem.. Mans uses 3in1… granted its extra scented and you won't be able to mistake it was meant for men. But still, your cringe at the thought of using it. Even though you complain the whole time he’s lathering your body up and chuckles at you.
He doesn't even have a rag, just a true dude really, roughing it in the shower. Just uses his rough calloused hands that sends chills down your spine instead.
Is handsy, can't stop himself from groping your breasts and lingering a little too long between your thighs. Even nipping and kissing your shoulder once he washed your body off.
You have to bat his hands away to make sure you're not late, knowing you still have to get ready.
“M’sorry dove, just so pretty and naked for me.” he groans into your ear, holding your back to his chest, hands cupping your breasts. “Sure ya gotta go? Can't just stay’er with me?” he pleads with you.
You firmly, while giggling from his kisses on your neck, tell him you can't.
When he washes your hair he puts a little too much in and you have to squeeze your eyes shut and rely on Johnny to help you to the water. Teases you when you cling to him in your blinded state.
Honestly he wanted to ask you to wash him too but he knew you were running late so he did it himself quickly so you could get ready.
Overall you don't mind his playfulness or his touchiness, with more time you would even indulge in it, but with better shower supplies.
Drapes the towel over your shoulders and wraps you in his arms to keep you warm from the cold air.
good thing you at least had your makeup and outfit with.
You promise to buy a few new things for him, so you feel better about showering at his place. Then you'll make sure to give him the same treatment, with much more time.
Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
Kyle, like John, has separate products. The scent of his body wash is stronger but with a... spicy?? under-tone to it.
Showering with him is a little slow, and lazy. He normally likes to shower right when he gets up and this time you just happen to join him, wanting to spend as much time with him before he leaves for the day. Not like he was complaining.
Keeps you close so you both can enjoy as much of the warm water as possible. Holds you to his chest most of the time
Goes to wash himself before you stop him and take the body wash from him with a small smile. His heart flutters when you softly ask if you could help, which he responds to with a tired smile and a nod.
He lets himself relax, enjoying your hands lathering his body in suds. You were gentle and a little hesitant at first but soon gained full confidence when he handed you the shampoo and asked you to wash his hair too.
You do so happily. You scratch and massage his scalp, making him groan with delight as the relaxing sensation.
Before you even think of washing yourself, he's doing the exact same thing and stealing the bodywash, telling you it was his turn.
He’s respectful, only gripping onto your hips a little and cupping your breasts for only a moment. He has work and can't give you the attention you deserve.
But that doesn't stop him too much, still not able to resist grabbing your ass and pulling you in for a lazy kiss.
When he washes your hair, he practically has you falling back asleep while you lean against him. He decided he could just eat on his way to base, making sure you were clean and happy was currently his top priority now.
Takes a moment to hold you under the showerhead, relishing in the warm water and you against him before reluctantly turning the water off.
He only has towels, but they're big and cover most of your body.
While he dresses, you crawl back in bed. Naked and clean. Kyle smirks and tells you that you better be right there, just like that when he gets home tonight. And you happily obliged.
“Just like that, got it? Want ya naked and ready yeah.” He instructs with a glint in his eye.
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