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yanderemommabean · 7 months

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BBBBF Bean: Ok I meant to send this like a day or two ago but oops. Anyways, I offer you the TRUE scenario of no survival, Yandere Alpha Alien Bees. say goodbye to being able to walk properly (if at all) and say hello to the Alien Bees but with knots and probs a penchant for biting.

If you're able to talk you're able to be bred again, is all I have to say

❤️❤️❤️❤️

-Mommabean (You aren't leaving that room for a wwhhiilllee )

#mommabean #anon confessions are amazing #anon asks #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere exophilia #yandere alien bees #yandere omegaverse #yandere smut #yandere lemons #BBBBF bean #Big buff bug Boyfriend Bean #HIII

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jonathankai · 2 months

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Say, we are best friends and-- Oh, shut your trap! We've been bestest of best friends since forever! Now shut up and listen. So, as my best friend, what would you say if I – purely hypothetically! – would come to you and say “hey, let’s both take female form and lie down together so we can determine how much times women can reach the peak of pleasure in a row, because I’ve heard from reliable sources that ladies are actually quite insatiable and can do it much more times than men and now I really want to know—“ Hey, where are you going?! You didn’t even let me finish! Let me finish at least once! Hahahaha! Aaaaand he’s running. Damn, I knew I should have started with courting gifts.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #shi qingxuan #he xuan #ming yi #beefleaf #lemon #reliable sources being ladies who dragged wind master away in ghost town #ok listen #if cultivator's dick gets buff from physical training and spiritual energy and whatnot #what does it tell us about cultivator's pussy?#shi qingxuan wants to know #he should have just suggested ming-xun to do it FOR SCIENCE #that would persuade him (no)

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lemonade-juley · 17 days

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With more utility based weapons coming soon in Helldivers I hope we get more support weapons that are Primary+ type weapons. Like really just have the Stalwart (and regular machine gun to an extent), and if you can even find it consistently, the break action shotgun.

Like being able to run something like the crossbow or Eruptor when those guns come out but still having reliable firepower would be nice and I'd like more variants of that.

#that and i still want rhem to make the break action into a stratagem we can bring #and like. just buff it a little into medium armor pen #lemon rambles #helldivers 2

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dire-straits-fn8ic · 4 months

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I love when a character describes another character as if they could be considered hot by other people but are clearly unattractive to the POV character

#gideon describing that one guy as buff and sinewy and like a sack of lemons #tlt #gideon nav

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tallysgreatestfan-art · 3 months

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"Her [h_rds] saliva tasted a bit like rust, like the flavor of blood, but sweeter. Her sweat contained no salt, with its mineral content it tasted like the water of a quarry village."

Uncensored drawing on Mastodon

Uncensored drawing on Bluesky

Uncensored drawing on lewd.it

#The Risen Empire #Scott Westerfeld #femslash #cyborg #buff woman #lemon #suggestive #fanart

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rosella-writes · 1 year

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writing prompt: you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling,"just lose control, love."

AHHH thank you!! Its Vir x Solas time. (prompts from this list)

Rating: M

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It is intoxicating to have such an effect on her, when so often their roles are reversed.

Virelan is needy, pushing into his chaste, closed-lipped kisses with the sort of plaintive sounds Solas is usually guilty of making. But she has just come home, after weeks in the Emerald Graves, and the dust from the road still sticks in the creases of her neck and in the corners of her eyes and mouth.

"Come," he chuckles between their parting mouths, "let's get you washed up."

She lets him — the bone-deep pressure of exhaustion weighs her down with every step, and her usual stubborn independence will not deny him today. He settles her in the bath in her Inquisitor's tower, his sleeves rolled to his elbows, and presses aches from her shoulders and calves with magicless hands. The scent of her lemon soap overtakes the musk of iron and sweat.

But Virelan can only endure touch this way for so long — she plucks absently at his belt when he leans over her, until he laughs, "Not yet!"

"Your turn, though," she mutters.

"Not today," he tells her.

Her deep discomfort with being coddled rears its head — he reminds her to be still, to not attempt to turn the tables and take control, with insistent pushes of his hands and deep, disapproving hums. Finally, he helps lift her from the bath and towells her scarred, muscled, weary body dry.

Virelan's hands find the sides of his face — he returns her kiss with indulgence, the curve of his smile threatening to break it.

"Let me take care of you," she whines.

"No."

She slumps, theatrical in her disappointment, her arms draped over his shoulders. He steers her towards the bed, mouthing barely-there kisses over her cheeks, throat, shoulders. And when he lays her back upon it and drags his clothes off on his own, he returns to her to find her trembling. She again tries to touch him, to place his pleasure first and foremost, but he captures her wrists and pins them above her head in the clasp of one hand.

"Virelan," he scolds, grinning against her panting mouth. "Just let go, vhenan."

At that, she finally lets out a ragged sigh — tension bleeds out of her, her mouth is pliant and soft, and he hefts one of her thighs over his hip with his spare hand.

#my writing #thank you for the prompt!!#virelan x solas #solavellan #lemons #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #buff elf agenda

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves · 2 years

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pretty please write a fic about squirmy, modern day Dolores— coming home from work and edged by Mariano? (Or an early, experimental girlfriend before him?) thank you!

I ABSOLUTELY wanna do some more modern au stuff? Lets do it!

"I'm home!"

Dolores shut the door behind her as soon as she entered. She was expecting to hear the sound of Isa in the kitchen, but she heard...grunting instead. And music, slightly muffled by earbuds. Super hearing gives you a lot of information in just a second, honestly. Sure enough, she found him in her room, doing pull ups thanks to the pull up bar he put right on her doorframe. She took a minute to just check him out, because why not? Her apartment, her boyfriend, she could look at him if she wanted.

She was dating THE Mariano. Aka, upcoming film star, model, and as of recently, and upcoming author. He was as sweet as he was absolutely built. Muscles for arms, muscles on his back that flexed as he pulled, and his ass looked GREAT in those sweatpants she got him. She heard the music die down (he was listening to Dolly Parton, and honestly she couldn't fault him for it), and he finally let go of the bar, landing on his feet. He started to wear thick socks to cushion the sound of his heavy gait, and it was honestly very sweet. She waited till he took his earbuds out, and she clicked her tongue at him.

"Been doing this all day?"

"Hey! You're home! How was the studio?"

Ugh, the way he pushed away his sweaty hair back in order to get a good look at him. He was too pretty for his own good.

"Eh, not too bad. The editing should be done soon, so we won't miss the release date. I'm tired though, I didn't even take my lunch break."

He frowned, putting his hand on the small of her back, and she totally wasn't checking out his abs.

"Well I made you dinner! We can heat it up, and I can help you relax a bit."

"You...made dinner?"

"Uh huh! And I did the dishes, swept, mopped, and watered Isabela's plants!"

"Wow. Where is she anyway?"

Mariano guided her to the couch, tossing her the comfy set of pajamas that she told herself she would clean when she got back. Turns out he did laundry too. He spoke to her as he dived into her tiny ass kitchen.

"She said she had another hand modeling job to do, then she had a swimsuit photoshoot. I made her a portion too, don't worry."

"What'd you make?"

She looked at him as she took off her bra, letting herself relax as her more comfortable shirt and pants covered her. He held up the tray for her to see, clearly proud of it.

"Meatloaf! I made mashed potatoes and greenbeans to go with it too. Sorry I didn't make dessert, I just got lazy and bought ice cream. I got it from the place you like though!"

She put her hand over her heart, swooning over this sweet as hell man.

"That's very...sweet of you. I didn't know you could cook."

"I can really only make this. And sandwiches. My grandma taught me. People are always surprised-do I look like I can't cook?"

"Baby, you didn't know how to open the creamer for your coffee yesterday."

He gestured to the rack of creamers, as if it offended him.

"You have tiny creamers! It's a lot for my big hands! Only reason I haven't chucked it is because it's not worth my time."

"And because you'd feel bad."

"I absolutely would, actually."

He nodded in agreement as he set the food in the oven, and set the timer on her microwave. Meanwhile, she plopped on the couch, and turned on some netflix, scrolling through the endless bunches of new crap. It was his account though, so she was gonna use it.

"When is it gonna be done, anyway?"

"Maybe thirty minutes. Would've been quicker if I left it out, but I forgot. Oh, and I bought you some groceries too, it looked a bit empty."

"Isa had half a yogurt in there, she's gonna lose her mind."

She chuckled, scooting over and patting the couch so he'd sit next to her. He did just that, wrapping an arm around her comfortably.

"You know what I never understood?"

"Hmm?"

"What animal is the pink panther?"

"What?"

"The pink panther, what the hell is he? I know he's not a tiger. Is he a lion?"

She couldn't help but gawk at him. God he was serious. And he was hot.

"Mariano?"

"Hmm?"

"Kiss me please."

He looked surprised, as if it was out of nowhere, but of course he did as she said. He cupped her face in his hand, and kissed her. Again, and again, to the point where they somehow ended up with him on top of her laying form. He pulled away for a moment, looking down at her through panting lips that quickly formed into an embarrassed chuckle.

"Sorry I uh. Smudged your lipstick."

"Mmph...it's no problem. At all. This red looks good on you."

She held onto his face, lightly rubbing his bottom lip with her finger. He looked good in red, especially on his blushing cheeks.

"Are we...doing what I think we're doing?"

"Depends. Do you want to?"

"Very much so, yes."

"Then yes, we are. What do you want to-"

He didn’t let her finish as he buried his face in the crook of her neck, decorating it in kisses. The scruff from his facial hair tickled her neck just right, and his hand drifting down her stomach was just heavenly.

"Dolores, you've had such a long day. I can see it on your pretty face. Let me take care of you, please."

She wanted to take care of him, but she just seemed to notice how exhausted she was, body feeling heavy at the thought of her doing too much work. She played with his hair, just how he liked it, before sighing in defeat.

"Okay, okay. You can take care of me."

He slipped his fingers past her pants, till he was rubbing her through her underwear, slowly and in little circles. He still kissed at her fair skin, occasionally whispering against it.

"I WAS going to eat you out, because I know you like that, but I want to talk to you. I like talking to my girlfriend. She's so pretty, and sweet, and funny, and talented."

She, with little force, tried not so very hard to push his face away with a chuckle. She didn't even have to try to be sexy for this man to want her, and it made her feel so...special.

"You're too much, you know that?"

"If anything, I'm not enough. I love everything about you. How soft you are, how nice your voice is...how your pussy is already getting wet."

He was really rubbing into her now, palm firm yet slow. She gripped tightly onto his hair, head falling back a bit as his teeth grazed her neck.

"Oh, y-you wanna be dirty now?"

"I wanna be good to you. I wanna be the best boyfriend, I wanna ruin your panties. You make a man very greedy, Dolores."

He was being such a tease, fingers dipping inside of her, yet separated by the fabric of her underwear. He was doing it on purpose, so he could watch her squirm, hear her swear under her breath everytime it felt like he'd actually be inside.

"Dios it sounds so LOUD when you do that..."

"What? When I play with your pussy like this? It's because you're wet, mi vida. You're so wet, you want me inside of you, anyway you can have me. I could do so much to you,"

She jumped a bit as he touched her clit, just for a second, forcing her nails to dig into his shirt and his scalp. She thought she hurt him, but if anything, she motivated his movements to go faster.

"I could pull your pants down, absolutely rail you into this couch. I could eat you out till I'm lost in your pussy. I could even make you hump the couch while I watch. But you know what I'm going to do?"

Her head was absolutely spinning at this sudden bout of dirty talk. Mariano never said such dirty things to her before, and she absolutely loved it. Man was a whole snack, so much sweetness, with just a PINCH of savory to keep her coming back.

"W-what are you going to do?"

His tongue dragged up her neck, slowly, till it reached her lips, shoving itself into her mouth as they shared a kiss.

"I'm going to finger that pretty pussy, and listen to every sound you make."

He wasn't kidding. His fingers finally slipped past her underwear, and pushed inside of her. The two fingers weren't gentle, fucking her in a frenzy, just how she enjoyed it. It was so loud, so wet sounding, only made worse when his big frame kept her from squirming too much.

"M-Mariano please, I can't-!"

Dolores was never able to hold it for long. It was something she tried to fix, but it was SO easy to make the poor girl cum. She was so close here, she could feel her toes curling. So close, so damn close-

"Ah ah ah. Not yet, mi cielo. That's too fast. I want to enjoy you. I want to cherish you."

She wined, the slight kiss to her ear being too much for her.

"Not fair! I thought you wanted to take care of your poor girlfriend..."

"You're just grumpy because you like this. You like it when I kiss your ear like this, don't you?"

She 'tried' to push away his face upon his lips reaching her ear. They were so sensitive, and he knew damn well what it did to her.

"Since when did you get so smug?"

"Since you reminded me how much I adore my girlfriend ~...let me give you more kisses."

He was building her back up again with those stupid fingers, ever so slowly increasing in speed, but only slightly. Meanwhile he started to nibble on her ear, giving it just the slightest pull with his perfect white teeth.

"Okay, y-you've had your fun, proved your point and all of that, you're pushing it."

"Someone is getting so snippy~...I can't tell if I like it. Oh wait, I think I do."

His palm pressed against her clit nice and firmly, making her squirm and writhe like an absolute bitch.

"I'm g-gonna kill you, this isn't fair-"

"What's not fair is how pretty you are. How you've been there almost twice, how you've been making all these sounds for me and...well, making me fall more and more in love with you. I don't know if I CAN let you cum, just because it means this would be over."

He was playing dirty, being so sweet, kissing just that perfect spot with his fingers and suckling on her ear enough to give her the tingles. So she knew she had to pull out the big guns. She pressed his nose against his, and mustered the sweetest voice she could.

"Pwetty pwetty pwease? For your little buho?"

His eyes softened like butter, and she knew she had him.

"I can't say no when you do that. Alright, give it to me, beautiful."

He was picking it up again, tugging on her ear just right, knuckles deep inside her, so fast and so perfect. She felt it in her stomach, felt her voice reduced to absolute whimpers, before he finally, FINALLY let her have it. Just the orgasm she needed after a full day of work. He fingered her through it, like a proper boyfriend should, only stopping when she got nice and limp underneath him. She let go of him, arms falling limp to the couches sides.

"Oh...thank you. So much."

"Oh my god- can you heteros NOT?"

Dolores jumped upon hearing the sound of Isa's voice. She stood there, holding her heels, looking at them in absolute disgust. Mariano was about to apologize when the oven dinged, and he sprang out of the couch in a second.

"MEATLOAF IS READY!"

Isa looked at Dolores, who was still in a state of post nut, and shock, brow raised.

"Wow. Malewifed him up already, huh?"

"Hey, he's more than that, I'll have you k-"

Mariano called out from the kitchen as he opened the oven.

"Hey Isa, settle a bet for us! What animal is the pink panther?!"

Isa looked down at her, hand on her hips.

"Ah right. He's also a himbo."

"He's. Joking."

"No he isn't, watch. He's a walrus, Mariano!"

"I KNEW IT!"

Dolores glared at the smug looking Isa, absolutely hating when she was right. At least he was HER himbo.

#not transformers #encanto #asks #lemon #modern au #listen this Mariano is fucking dumb #i stan by this #dumb and buff and oh so sweet #and rich so he can spoil his girlfriend

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shadesofnavy · 9 months

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So I don't know if that lemon demon man whore guy is in your FNF verse but if he is then I hope that your Keith would be sensible enough to NOT try to fight him like shslpunkartist99's Keith lmao

Oooo, eheh. I don't really have a take on him as of now, but I do think Keith would, erm be provoked to fight by Lemon Demon if they met

#buff boyfriend fnf #lemon demon #fnf bf #keith burlington #doodle

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anglerfishenthusiast · 11 months

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olympus has been the first lostbelt i have truly not had like Any fun with the fights and its not even because its hard in a way that feels authentic its literally just hard because they make mandatory npc supports who suck shit like it is just making me sad. they made mash (a character who literally does Nothing but defensive actions) a mandatory pick in a fight where all defensive buffs are negated instantly AND made a mandatory npc support who is just a completely worthless berserker who does next to no damage even with all his buffs on and its like. this isnt hard in a way i have to figure out a strat this is just hard in a way i cant control

#like this isnt something i can strategize through you took 2 of my 6 slots and then got rid of half of the games mechanics to not just #get INSTANTLY obliterated on certain turns #like i cant win the dps race here... i COULD if you didnt again. steal 2 of my slots and AGAIN. negate ALL defensive buffs.#olympus has been a little bit of a 'did you roll super orion you stupid bitch' experience tbh.#lemon squeezy.txt #fate series

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yanderemommabean · 2 years

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BBBBF Bean: Poor Grey, he's gonna end up absolutely devastated by the alien bugs.

He’ll end up shaking and trembling from the aftermath of just a few and be mortified when he sees the others lining up.

Yet still be kinda into it.

-Mommabean

#bbbbf bean #big buff bug boyfriend bean #anon confessions are amazing #anon asks #mommabean #grey my oc #yandere exophilia #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere smut #yandere lemons #ish #my ocs

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thesneakman · 11 months

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