#build a fire in the hole

[mothielad]

Wild should get to use a primitive oven. As a treat.

#linked universe #he could make so much stuff! #like bread and baked goods and slower cooked meats and stuff like that #plus you can make one really easily on the spot! #just dig a hole in the ground #build a fire in the hole #and stack rocks all around it! #boom put your food on a stone slab and slide it over the kinda dying embers of the fire #and voila!

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

my sibling is teaching me to crochet and i think the amount of rage i've generated towards tiny metal hooks and tangles of yarn has allowed my brain to see through the white noise of the universe and arrive at some unequivocal truths

#anyway the stobin spin off is them stuck on an island making mud houses and shit #robin would be Actually Good at minecraft and steve is just like. listen. just send me to the mines #same steve we can just be Digging Holes #eddie's going around setting fire to shit #like robin and nancy are Making Plans and Building Shit and steve is a dutiful resource collector #meanwhile first thing eddie crafted was a flint and steel and by the time ronance are making windows he's already burned down a whole forest #stranger things #steve harrington

[kieren-fucking-walker]

which horror protagonist trope are you? 🔪🩸

Take this uQuiz to find out which horror movie protagonist trope you are, and then use this Piccrew to create your protagonist!

Tagged by: @softest-punk (sort of!)

Hey now, you can be sensible and not boring! I got all my friends out (never mind everyone else) and I've never felt particularly afraid of any horror movie villain I can punch.

They are very tired but they're alive and unimpressed with your murders, try harder.

Tagging anyone who wants to do this because it looks fun (that's what I did!) and also @dont-offend-the-bees because you're my horror buddy and I think between us we'd survive a horror (or at the very least I would make sure you got out and scramble after you or maybe haunt you as a friendly ghost to lessen the trauma ig?)

#tag games #horror #this was fun #sensible isnt boring i promise #its sensible to just beat the guy with anything you have to hand if you're trapped in a corner #catch me beating off a bad guy with a toaster kicking him in the balls and pulling the fire alarm on my way out of the building #and then calling the authorities because while i care not for them #im not getting caught up in some legal black hole after this #and while the legal system is shit #its their problem now

[ruabadfishtoo]

PSA: Hot Girl Summer is over. Pale Crusty Girl Fall is FUCKIN HERE!!

Also once again I’m pleading with Red Bull to please make me their brand ambassador. I can’t in good faith keep doing this shit for free!!!!

#me #selfie #guys my building caught fire today and they sent us home #anyways I shouldn’t have had 2 redbulls today #wait okay there is in fact a hole in my crotch #whatever fuck u Idc my feet were cramping I can’t take another

[thirstyvampyr]

told him to not use my measuring tape for construction work because it'll break, it's not made for it

he broke it not even an hour later. so now i dont have a tape for my knitting

#motherfucker #._. #so now i gotta order some shitty ass tape from aliexpress and wait for like a month for it to come here #oh yes he's still working on that window #he decided the bottom wasnt level so he broke a hole into concrete to remake it #then decided to buy those sliding doors steps? things you walk out on? and cut them up to make a slope for when it rains? #ofc all of this is not allowed as per the building's rules but try and tell him that #he got himself fired from his work and im living in hell because he wont stop fucking fixing shit that dont need fixing #and then yelling at me when it doesnt go his way #this is why nobody like men #go find a hobby or something bitch

[artemishdp]

So…. Is it safe now to discuss how disappointing the last episodes of Alchemy of Souls Part 2 were?

#we got a happy ending but AT WHAT COST #SO MANY THINGS UNANSWERED #PLOT HOLES #UNRESOLVED CONFLICTS #THE FIRE BIRD COMING OUT OF NOWHERE AS A VILLAIN #It didnt feel so satisfying bc there was no build up #the firebird was minding his own business #yeah it might burn the world down but before that it really was minding his own business so it didnt feel like hes the whole shows villain #jin mus death is so unsatisfying I WANTED HIM TO BEG FOR HIS LIFE #but he was laughing! #i wanted naksu to be a chisu level mage so bad #aos2 #mudeok #choyeon #jin choyeon #alchemy of souls s2 #alchemy of souls #jang uk #seo yul #go won #naksu #jin buyeon

[kaythefloppa]

This is just me spouting a pointless headcanon, but in regards to the inconsistency in The Lion King 1½ involving how the hyenas heard Scar backstab them in the original when they were hunting Timon & Pumbaa - I like to imagine that Shenzi purposefully threatened the duo so they can continue going after Scar, (I mean by this point Timon and Pumbaa fooled them once with the hula trick). But then they overheard Scar betraying them and were like "We're not gonna be insulted twice in one day, let's kill somebody" - And thus the hyenas go after Timon and Pumbaa, and Timon springs a trap that causes the hyenas to fall into a tunnel leading them to the base of Pride Rock where they kill and eat Scar because again, no fucken way they're gonna let that shit slide.

#the lion king #the lion king 1½ #the lion king timon #the lion king pumbaa #timon and pumbaa #Basically I chalk up most of the 3rd movie to an unreliable narrator POV but I think the climax scene is well-written beyond the plot hole #to where I can do brain exercises and fill in the gaps (which isn't that good writing but then again) #it's not like the movie expects you to see it as this grand lore-building saga with nothing but canon-building events #I can look past it just fine and the quality is still great #I also think this HC still shows Timon and Pumbaa being the heroes of the story besides Simba #Since them banishing them into the tunnel results in the hyenas either dying in the fire or running away - And killing Scar. #Plus those couldn't have been all of the hyenas in the clan meaning any stragglers would've been at the mercy of Simba's pride #who would've taken advantage of the lower numbers to chase them away #TLDR: Timon and Pumbaa killed Scar - It's canon /hj

[hauntingblue]

ACE IS BACK!!! FUCK THAT BLACKBEARD UP!!!!

#marshall D teach????? D????? #ace why arent you my nakama??? i plan on kilimg your brother!!! lmao #massive fucking L #oh ace walking thru the on fire building and making the flames come to him. banger. he is such a slay #darkness as in black hole gravity thats cool... but fuck that man #maybe thats why shanks told whitebeard to stop... bc he knew about the fruit and that they couldnt win #why can he still burn this is so stupid #oh i thought he took away his fruit powers.... nvm. #oh no not the banana rock.... #this fight is the start of a coming story... and aces hat on the ground... someone hold me #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 325 #they look evenly matched #i thought ace was gonna figh aokiji for obvious reasons but this light vs darkness thing goes hard.

[oursecretlittlelives]

Got nail glue in my eye.

Drove to the Cotswolds.

Decided the pub I chose for lunch was too boogie and we were in trackies.

Drove to a different pub.

Had lunch.

Went for a walk over a babbling brook.

Drove the rest of the way to Salisbury.

Was asleep by 8pm.

Got up at 10am.

Went to see some stones.

Drove home.

Did a detour.

All in all a good trip to Stonehenge.

#Highlights include: #I’ve got glue in my eye I’ll be 20 mins #What are those things in the road called you know the road holes #Ooh yeah this place looks way to boogie #Why are the buildings so yellow? They’re like the sun #He’s got no legs… He’s got no arms! #They’ve got a drive through Greggs… A DRIVE THROUGH GREGGS! #Even the North hasn’t got one of those (carried on from the drive through Greggs) #I was promised a car on fire for this traffic jam #And more I’ve already forgotten #Oh and you’ve lost 3 nails already was it worth getting nail glue in your eye? #No is the answer

[seph-on-an-irrational-planet]

I guess it’s good I set down doctor who and walked away from the fandom in 2013, try it again in 2019 only to bounce off Capaldi and Whittaker 10 minutes into Spyfall, only to come back now after (seemingly) the dust has settled on two very bitter cycles of fandom drama that had gone on for a literal fucking decade because jesus fucking christ you guys

#it’s not coming back to the apartment on fire but coming back to a burnt hole where the building used to be

[wickedzeevyln]

Misstep

Quite faint but I still recall one night my father said that there was a building on fire near where are store was in the market, he was alarmed of the possibility that the fire will reach our store, he told mom he is going to check the situation out and I decided to go with him, and frankly I was excited, I’ve never seen a burning building before until that point , when we arrived at the scene,…

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#Alarmed #Beating #Billow #Building #Burning #Child #Climbed #Crowd #Darkness #Erwinism #Excited #Father #Fire #FYP #Heart #Hole #Inspiration #Learning #Life #Looking Up #Motivation #Night #Progress #Rapidly #Scene #Sea #Smoke #Street #Swaying #water

[apollo-zero-one]

I am being Tormented by Visions again

#me: peacefully trying to fall asleep #my hell brain: you should gouge out your eyeball. stick your fingers in there and yoink it out and cut the connectors. Oo you should cut #a hole in the back of your knee. What if you crashed a car on purpose. Omg what if there was a demon there and the demon looked exactly #like you and told you that you had to crash the car or else he's going to kill your whole family? bro you should totally swing a sledge #and break your leg. You should fall backwards off a tall building. Or a tree! You should throw yourself at the ground as hard as you can #repeatedly. You should take bolt cutters to your Achilles tendon. Snap your thumb it would be so easy do it do it. what would happen if you #cut off circulation to your leg. You should try auto amputation. You should slam your face into a wall and break your nose. You could so #slash your face up with a razor blade you could just do it. what if you dug a hole in your elbow bend and pulled out the veins? you should #randomly stab a needle into your stomach. what if you cut your ear off that would be so crazy. You should stare at the sun. What if you #stuck your face in a bowl of bleach? you should set yourself on fire. Hey lets revisit that demon who looks like you from earlier-

[calware]

photo to help sort my notifications

#minecraft #poll #1k #2k #3k #5k

[sweet-as-an-angel]

Ghost, Simon & You [SMUT]

Warnings: 18+, Smut, Rough Sex, Unprotected Sex, Implied Breeding Kink, Implied Forced Pregnancy, Stomach Bulging, Possessive! Ghost, Kinda Evil! Ghost, Simon and Ghost are Separate People in the Same Body, No Pronouns used for Reader except ‘You’.

Backed up! Simon who uses you as his personal cum dump whenever he returns from deployment. You know you’re in for an absolute pounding when you hear him banging on your front door, only to see him standing there, tall and dark as a shadow, looking down at you with an almost manic gaze.

He hasn't even been home to change first, still clad in his balaclava, eye paint and the under-layers of his tactical attire. He pushes his way in, kicking the door shut behind him with his boot and pressing his lips to yours. It doesn’t matter that you can’t feel his skin, that he’s almost crushing your skull as he grips your cheeks and brings you as close as physically possible, that you can taste gunpowder, dust and death on his mask. That this isn’t Simon at all, but the unholy spirit that possesses him. 

Doesn’t matter, doesn’t matter.

It also doesn’t matter that he literally tears your shirt from your body, a rumble reverberating through his chest when he sees you without underwear. You were expecting him. Good.

Simon – Ghost – is never gentle when it comes to the first round. He never strips all the way down, either, always leaving his mask on, too. He just yanks his pants down as far as necessary before pressing the hard, aching, weeping tip of his cock to your entrance, pushing in with neither care, nor restraint.

He sees the way you fist the sheets, face down against the mattress but your cries still managing to reach him. He just doesn’t care. Especially when your familiar warmth encompasses him, pulls him into the here and now.

It’s at this point that Ghost sees why Simon loves being around you so much, loves being with you. In you.

His member protrudes, a bump in your stomach evident like a tombstone. Whenever you try to press it, try to flatten your hand against it to get a feel for just how big it is, he takes your wrists in his hands and presses them against the mattress. The message is clear: you don’t interfere. I’ll cum when I say so, not by your hand.

Ghost doesn’t stop until you’re raw and red and leaking with either his or your juices, a ring of white forming at the base of his shaft where you can’t fit any more of his length inside you. You feel it, pulsating and battering and alive in your middle, feeling as if it’s nudging everything else out the way so it can lie uninhibited inside your warm cavern.

He’s hard and fast, rough yet thorough. He never leaves an inch of you unmarked, unbruised, by the time he’s done. Whether he’s aware or not, you always end up finishing first, your walls tightening and pulsating around Ghost’s cock as he continues to abuse your hole, hitting your most sensitive point over and over again, prolonging your orgasm and leaving you utterly spent yet satisfied.

When Ghost cums, it’s long, hard and hot. So, so hot – as if the all fire of his anger he’s had building up these last few months is now cradled within you, an unspeakable offspring. He never immediately pulls out. No, he waits, hands about your waist, no doubt bruises from where he’s gripped you, where he’s kept you so he can make sure you don’t crawl away.

His load is thick and there’s so much of it – you feel like you’re being filled past full.

If you’re capable and fertile, he often considers not giving you birth control after the fact, rather letting you stay dormant in bed and tying you up so you have no choice but to let his seed take. The idea never fails to send a shiver down his spine, making him hard all over again as the image of you, bedbound and incapacitated by his hand is enough to make him retreat to another room just so he doesn’t act on the fantasy. 

The look on Simon’s face, he often wonders, when he finds you’re marked as Ghost’s, carrying a permanent reminder that he got to you first; when he realises that the creature he entrusts his dirty work to, his militant alter ego, has utterly ravaged and claimed you from the inside out.

The horror. The futility of apology. It’s enough to satiate Ghost for now. Enough, enough.

And with that, he pulls out, taking the blazing heat of his body with him. He leaves you on the bed, ass up, face down, with his cum dripping out of you. Leaves you for Simon to clean up, to deal with. 

And to your side does Simon come rushing, for once Ghost removes his mask, so does he the haze he casts over his unwilling creator, letting him return to humanity. The vague pulsing of his member, the wetness coating it and the sheen of sweat clinging to Simon’s body is enough to let him know – remind him – what’s happened.

He comes to your aid, scooping you up in his arms and tending to you in every way he knows how - in every way that’s routine. He apologises, over and over, for letting Ghost do this you, for letting him have his way with you, for not being able to protect you–

You shush him. Look at him with kind eyes. You tell him you’re happy to do it, that you’d rather it be you than anyone else, that you wouldn’t be doing it if you didn’t love Simon. Which you do. Monumentally. And Simon loves you, too. He just fears that Ghost may be growing to love you, too – in ways he shouldn’t. 

He feels him now, watching you bathe, sweeping over the bruises on your wrists, your hips and waist, the pressure in the back of his head mounting as Ghost lusts for the control to do it all again.

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[gautierprotectionsquad]

I based these on the quotes most mentioned in the notes of that post about that telegraph article (btw jkr didn't even win the vote. Dickens did)

edit to show my tags: #i just really love books and want a collection of everyones favorite quotes#feel free to mention quotes that arent in english! it did say world literature

edit 2: I made another poll with non english quotes. And obviously you can make your own version

#polls #quotes #books #favorite books #literature #reading #romanticsap #i just really love books and want a collection of everyones favorite quotes #feel free to mention quotes that arent in english! it did say world literature #5k notes

[noonslullabies]

Being able to get a small respite, I never ask for the true tragedy of Baldr to be an existence filled with suffering.

Everyone promised they wouldn't kill the beloved child, yet being made into a spectacle their anguish was neverending.

A divined tomorrow isn't worth this.

Call me later <nZk Plugless>

#feh #fire emblem heroes #feheroes #no wonder its nyota housing them in her heart #its probably safest they ever felt #noon stop building castle on beaches #Noon types #• _ •) I'm stuck watching in my head on repeat like I didn't sign up for this ...might need to look up stuff about black holes #the combination between light & black holes wasn't what I originally set out for but fuck #feh au