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randofics · 1 year
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Fox in the hen house
Cat burglar Tony & Southern reader
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This is just a random short story I came up with. Alternate reality Tony thats a cat burglar. It's more of a funny one. I hope yall enjoy this little story! Also I put in a cameo of my rooster Tulip!
Tony thought he'd found an easy steal, oh how wrong he'd been. The small ranch he thought just kept horses, had a couple large bulls in separate pens aswell. He'd been just a few feet from certain trampling by an exceptionally large and aggressive black mottled bull. He'd been jumping the fences to get to the house when the bull started chasing him. After he fell over the fence into the dirt he looked back at the animal. It let out a loud call as if asserting that this paddock was his territory. The ski mask he was wearing was hard enough for him to breath in normally so as he tried to catch his breath he yanked the thick fabric off leaving his hair a mess.
He got up dusting himself off and he flipped off the huffing bull. It just yelled at him again and he winced looking up the hill at the dark house. He waited a moment watching for any lights or movement inside but he didn't see anything. He sighed in relief and continued on his way to the house. Suddenly a flurry of feathers hit him in the face and sharp claws scratched his skin. He pushed the animal off and got a glimpse of the bird attacking him. It was a big rooster with exceptionally long tail feathers and long spurs. It screeched as it flew at him again. Sharp pain bloomed on his cheek after receiving a slap by its wing and a small gash appeared on his arm from one of its spurs. He kicked it off and ran around the side of the house. The bird didn't follow him and he slid down the wall catching his breath again.
Suddenly he realized his mask was missing. He patted himself down looking for it and cursed when he realized the rooster made him drop it. This just wasn't his night it seemed. He hoped he'd have better luck inside this place. Looking up he realized there was a window above him and he grinned. He stood and tried to push it open. It actually worked and he quietly slipped inside. He landed on the hallway floor which he thanked whatever gods could hear him that it was carpet. When he cased the place he hadn't seen a dog at all but he'd be careful just in case. Very slowly he walked down the hall. There were four doors, two on each side. The one on his right was a kids bedroom which was left open and no one was inside.
He skipped over it and looked to his left. A bathroom which just had the usual bathroom stuff. He checked the cabinet anyways but nothing he wanted was inside. Moving on he checked the next room on the left. Another bedroom but this one seemed to be a guest room as it was too neat and tidy to have been regularly used. Checking the next room he found the door open and inside was a girls room, or at least what he thought was a girls room. The contrast in pink and more boyish stuff confused him a bit. But movement in the bed caught his attention and he froze. It was dark so he had a hard time seeing who or what was in the bed. A cat stood stretching and jumped down but as soon as it saw him it hissed and clambered back onto the bed disturbing whoever was there. The sleepy voice of a girl met his ears and he stepped sideways hiding against the hallway wall.
"Cat what in the world has you so spooked." The bed creaked as you sat up. Your eyes adjusted to the darkness and you could see your cat looking at the doorway it's back arched and tail poofed up. The sight had you spooked too and you as quietly as possible got out of bed and grabbed your baseball bat. You looked into the hall at an angle that you could see anyone up against the wall right next to the doorframe. You spotted the edge of a dark body and prepared to jump into the hall. You jumped out and swung at the intruder hitting him in the arm. He held the spot you hit and bolted into the living room. You flicked on the hall light so you could see and saw him run into the kitchen. You slipped back into your room and grabbed your phone and the lasso off your wall slinging it over your shoulder.
He hadn't expected you to just have a bat in your room so when you jumped out swinging all he could do was protect his face. He'd ran into the kitchen to possibly get out and spotted the rooster on the porch. He could either stay and go up against you or brave the attack rooster and who knows what other animals were lurking outside. The loud barking of a dog caught his attention and he spotted the crate in the corner. The medium sized dog snarled and growled at him and he shoved open the screen door. The rooster flew at him again as he fled and you released your dog. You ran after him and prepared to lasso him. Your dog was on his heels and you slung the rope around him yanking him off his feet. Quickly you jumped him and tied him up as your dog pulled on his pants. "Let me go!" He struggled in the tight bindings as you stood over him. "You thought it was a good idea to steal from a ranch of all places huh? For somebody wearing glasses you're pretty dumb." The rooster came running down the path and flogged him again. He yelled in pain as he got another claw to the face. The bird was snatched up and held by you like a football. The aggressive feather duster struggled for a moment before relaxing in your arms. You stroked its head as it panted from running so far. "Heh fox in the hen house buddy. You don't mess with the master and her guard animals." You pulled out your phone and dialed 911 talking to the dispatcher.
When the cops got there and saw the strange scene they started to laugh hysterically. Once you told them how he'd ended up like that they laughed even harder. You had security footage of the whole thing and they took a copy with them. You waved smugly to the guy as they loaded him into the police cruiser. He gave you a glare and you shoved your rooster at him making him fall back into the seat. They shut the door and said goodbye. You laughed as you took the rooster back to the coop placing him on the perch with his hens. "I suppose it was a good thing I left your door open tonight huh?" The chatter of your birds made you smile and you locked them up. "Let's go back to bed pupper." Your dog happily walked with you back into the house and you went back to bed.
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roseofhybrids · 1 year
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I had a dream last night that these two criminals were dressed in these costumes and were trying to break into m house. I wouldn't really call it a nightmare, but it was definitely pretty tense at moments.
The husky I only ever saw the head of, it was a fur suit head that they had cut the mouth open and put these light up, red human teeth into. The window man was really thin and tall. I measured the window he'd been at, and the top of it is about 9 feet off the ground.
Neither managed to get in the house though. Some others managed to get through the back door. They were dressed as chess pieces, but they were pretty weak, I end up beating them up till the cops came and got them.
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Yes this was inspired by the Barbie meme
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nomorelostyears · 5 months
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The car got broken into,
No cameras,
It's too fucking easy to hide!
Since then,
My brains been in overdrive,
They didn't get shit but still,
I sleep with a blade on my bedside
~ B
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if-you-fan-a-fire · 7 months
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"Holiday Thief Takes Turkey," Vancouver Sun. October 12, 1943. Page 2. --- Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete without a turkey.
So thought the thief who visited the home of A. Coffey, 2424 Scott Street, early Monday.
Besides their turkey he took four pounds of bacon and five eggs.
A smash and grab thief broke a window at Bill Smith's, tailors, 418 West Hastings, and took two topcoats valued at $85.
J. Aulio, Fraser Hotel, went to a Powell Street room with an Indian woman. There he met a man who strongarmed him and robbed him of $20.
Wong Sing Won, 1091 Davie, was held up by two thugs, one of whom carried a black revolver, in the 500 block Carrall Street Sunday morning. The men took $21 and personal papers.
Thieves who broke into the Village Delicatessen, 2523 Granville Street, took coffee, marmalade, jam, bacon and sugar, valued at $95.
Thirty-five dollars was taken from a coffee tin at the Cedar Barbecue, 2772 West Hastings Street.
While C. Reid slept in his room at 331 Main Street, a thief entered and stole $45 from his trousers pocket.
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foropinionssake · 1 year
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Oh look. Another example of @blackwolfmanrelives being wrong. Theft is not the same as robbery and is NOT considered an aggressive crime. Gosh I love being right
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ebonyforged · 1 year
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who’s out here tryna have our muses do crime together 🥺 🥺 🥺
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Where’s my OFMD prison fic????
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ocalapost · 1 month
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https://www.ocalapost.com/career-criminal-on-the-run-wanted-for-dealing-in-stolen-merchandise/
Career criminal on the run, wanted for dealing in stolen merchandise
Photo; Ocala Post
Ocala, Florida -- A career criminal who has multiple felony arrests and convictions is wanted by the Ocala Police Department. Oscar Antonio Garcia, 38, is wanted in connection with several thefts and burglaries in the area. Garcia has several felony arrests for Burglary, Larceny, Grand
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tenth-sentence · 1 month
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(They also condemned each other, stole, libelled and robbed – that's diversity!)
"Normal Women: 900 Years of Making History" - Philippa Gregory
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mbslaw · 2 months
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The Role of Intent in Theft, Robbery, and Burglary Charges: Insights from Denver Attorneys | MBS Law (Mastro, Barnes & Stazzone)
Understanding the legal nuances surrounding theft, robbery, and burglary charges in Denver requires a grasp of the concept of intent. Intent plays a crucial role in determining the severity of the charges and the potential legal defenses available. Here's a closer look at how intent factors into these criminal offenses and the insights offered by Denver attorneys.
Theft Charges and Intent: In cases of theft, the prosecution must prove that the defendant intentionally took someone else's property without permission. Intent to permanently deprive the owner of the property is a key element of theft charges. However, intent can be challenging to prove, and skilled defense attorneys in Denver can challenge the prosecution's evidence regarding the defendant's state of mind at the time of the alleged theft.
Robbery Charges and Intent: Unlike simple theft, robbery charges involve not only the act of taking property but also the use of force, intimidation, or threat. The element of intent in robbery cases encompasses the defendant's deliberate actions to exert control over the victim and seize their property. Denver attorneys specializing in robbery cases meticulously examine the circumstances surrounding the alleged offense to determine the presence or absence of intent.
Burglary Charges and Intent: In burglary cases, the prosecution must establish that the defendant entered a building or structure with the intent to commit a crime, typically theft. Intent to unlawfully enter the premises and engage in criminal activity is a fundamental aspect of burglary charges. Denver attorneys representing individuals accused of burglary scrutinize the evidence to challenge the prosecution's assertions regarding the defendant's intentions at the time of entry.
Legal Defense Strategies: Denver attorneys leverage their expertise in criminal defense to craft strategic approaches aimed at addressing the element of intent in theft, robbery, and burglary cases. Common defense strategies include demonstrating lack of intent, disputing the sufficiency of evidence, and presenting mitigating factors that may influence the outcome of the case.
Conclusion: Intent serves as a critical component in theft, robbery, and burglary charges, shaping the legal proceedings and influencing potential defenses. With the guidance of experienced Denver attorneys specializing in criminal defense, individuals accused of these offenses can navigate the complexities of the legal system and work towards a favorable resolution of their cases. Understanding the role of intent is key to building a robust defense strategy and safeguarding one's rights in the face of criminal allegations.
Mastro, Barnes & Stazzone, P.C. (MBS Law) is a trusted name in criminal defense, serving clients facing theft, robbery, and burglary charges in Denver and across Colorado. Our seasoned team of attorneys understands the challenges you're facing and is dedicated to providing aggressive representation to protect your rights and future. With a deep understanding of Colorado law and a history of successful outcomes, we offer skilled advocacy for individuals in need of a theft attorney, robbery attorney, or burglary attorney in Denver. When you need strong legal support, turn to MBS Law for unwavering advocacy.
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technicallyeldritch · 2 months
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concept: the characters from your favorite book team up to try and burn down the yule goat
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crimechillers · 3 months
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Carlos Martinez Held for Miami Art Heist
Notorious Art Thief Carlos Martinez Held for Miami Art Heist in Shocking Display of Criminal Audacity In a stunning narrative that seems ripped from the pages of a high-stakes crime novel, Miami, Florida has become the epicenter of an audacious art heist led by none other than the infamous Carlos Martinez. This is a tale not just of theft and intrigue but also one reflecting the rich tapestry of…
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