#but also jack why r u going along with this?????

[hanaasbananas]

sobbing, at van helsing going "oh no I can't tell him about vampires but I CAN involve him in my plans to CHOP LUCYS HEAD OFF AND PULL OUT HER HEART"

#banana speaks 🍌 #dracula daily #plz sir this is unhinged behaviour 😭😭😭 #but also jack why r u going along with this????? #i know van helsing said 'trust me bro' but for HOW LONG?????

[satankilledmyghost]

Hello!! Not a request, but wanted to know what are romantic tropes you associate with the weak hero characters??

FUCK. YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. idk if i answered this fully but here are my thoughts.

warnings: swearing

donald na - grumpy x sunshine OR academic rivals to lovers

i could totally see the short, chaotic s/o with donald who's this tall, silent wall of imminent death if you so much as try to insult his s/o or do anything to harm them. i could also see donald and his s/o both be the smart types, constantly trying to one up each other, enjoying the chase and taunts. but his s/o definitely needs some spice because i feel like opposites would totally attract for donald. he lives his life so uptight all the time so his s/o would be carefree.

jake ji - golden retriever boyfriend x chaotic troublemaker s/o

if jake and his s/o are together, they're getting into trouble and jake's bailing them out of it because he loves them too much. jake's too happy to be involved in their antics to get mad at them.

wolf keum - boOK NERD X DELINQUENT. BOOK NERD X DELINQUENT! B O O K N E R D X D E L I N Q U E N T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

i am SCREAMING with this. i feel like he'd be with someone who likes to talk/ramble a lot(the only person he'd let break the silence). Since wolf prefers to be quiet, he'd find comfort in his s/o's daily ramble about what happened in their book. definitely the protective boyf. there's no way a harasser will live to tomorrow once he hears about it. he likes to tease his s/o a lot. i also have this head cannon where wolf has like super rich parents who are like never home so he's supposed to take care of his younger siblings(twins, brother and sister), but he clearly doesn't so wolf's parents hired the s/o to babysit and that's how he met them.

forrest lee - best friends to lovers/utterly in love x extremely dense s/o

forrest has been agonizingly WAITING for them to finally realize his affection for them. it's been YEARS. he's had to sit through hundreds of rants about shitty boyfriend after shitty boyfriend, fighting the urge to scream at how much better he could treat them if they would just open. their. damn. eyes.

jimmy bae - enemies to lovers

personally, i can't stand this trope, but it fits so well for jimmy with his quick rise to temper and insufferable ego. s/o would be a friend of jack's or partnered up with jimmy for a project. immediately they just don't get along, like oil and water. a landslide of tension and hatred later, the s/o starts to look forward to arguing with jimmy and immediately starts to avoid him. jimmy gets upset and it's one of those arguments that goes along the lines of: "why do you care so much?!" "because i like you!"

big ben - golden retriever boyfriend x black cat s/o

he met his s/o at the arcade or pool place because they worked there and ben tried to shamelessly flirt with them. it was so bad they found it charming somehow and they got together.

alex go - brother's best friend

with how much time alex spent at ben's house, it gave ben's sibling long enough to develop a puppy crush when they were younger that never really left them as they started high school. alex doesn't sneak behind ben's back, though, and will let him know with or without his s/o. late night dates at the park on the swings.

gerard jin - shy x shy strangers to lovers in a coffee shop.

i'm not accepting anything else. enough has been said. just imagine gerard in that long coat with a scarf and it's snowing on their first date- asdbdhfjjlfjf

teddy jin - chill boyfriend x fiesty s/o

his s/o is always ready to throw hands. so much so that teddy has to hold them back and keep an eye on them at all times.

rowan im - pen pals/long distance

i don't even know if this is a trope but i'm going with it. rowan lived in Australia for a short while so it would make sense that he would meet his s/o there, and then when rowan moved back, letters were the best way of communication since the time difference was a pain in the ass to manage all the time. i could also see him as a letter with photos/postcard guy.

gray yeon - tutor x tutee

the s/o was struggling, to say the least, so the teacher linked them up with gray and he found charm in the way they focused and tried their absolute hardest every session. gray would purposely add extra work so he can see them longer.

eugene gale - childhood friends to lovers

i have nothing to say about this. we all knew it was coming. it just makes sense. like eugene's mom and grandma already see them as a couple and constantly tease eugene about it, so why wouldn't it happen? bets were totally made on whether or not eugene would be able to confess to his s/o.

#weak hero x reader #weak hero webtoon #weak hero

[lucasthecoffeshopguy]

regarding my previous post I'm trying to flesh out this odd crossover plot bunny a bit more, and I think it would be interesting if harry and Voldemort both got sent to hell and became residents of the hotel.

Harry because he does Not want to be in hell and also he has a Saving People Thing and wants to help others redeem themselves. Voldemort would probably just want to stay close to the most powerful souls he can, and ofc that means hanging around the place with the king and princess of hell, and a collection of rather powerful and influential sinners. now you may be asking, "Lucas why the fuck would Voldemort decide to hang out around people in power why wouldn't he just try to Become the people in power and kill some overlords?" and to that I say; Voldemort is a smart man. he is capable of learning and growing. I think he can realize that the past 60 years of his life since his first year in Hogwarts were just so full of mistakes it makes him cringe. he will take this weird after-life in hell and make better choices!! not morally better choices, but definitely strategically better ones. also I think it would piss him off so much that as a sinner he can't leave the pride ring, he is Not used to that kind of limitation and he hates it.

I think Harry and Voldemort would show up at the hotel and immediately realize who the fuck is there and it would not be pretty. Voldemort would probably have a harder time with self control now because that his soul is back together because it would be really unstable and also personality disorders don't just Leave when you die. like that's not a soul thing that's a mind thing. Anyways he would still want to reach his goals and learn more about hell, get closer with the people in power, etc., so he'd make an Attempt of not fighting harry but it would fail. I think Harry and Voldemort would instantly get into a fight because Harry just got to hell and he's pissed that after All That he is in the same place as the man he was born to go to war against. However, I think they'd get interrupted by charlie and vaggie pretty quickly and would remember that they're not here to fight each other. So they both check into the hotel, get to know everyone a bit, and Voldemort would soon realize "oh wait this kid does not want to kill me and he's actually pretty powerful and gets along really well with the princess, it would make more sense to be civil around him." So yeah, Voldemort becomes noticeably less antagonistic toward Harry, is a bit less reactive, and generally pisses harry the fuck off with this sudden personality change and Harry would make up for it by being More antagonistic and reactive and etc..

and of course you all expect the obligatory angel comment "lol when r u guys gonna get it over with and fuck" but did you expect that to be a Plot Point? No? That's because I didn't either but it makes so much sense. Angel makes One (1) Angel comment abt them fucking and Harry's mind shatters. He is broken from the inside out. He never registered that as an option. He never had the realization that he had a crush on Tom Riddle and he never made the realization that yeah, odd internal monologues about how scary and weirdly elegant and graceful and beautiful your enemy is Might mean that you have a bit of a crush even on the non-conventionally attractive physical form he has. That one comment would make him completely short-circuit and he would have an epiphany so great and devastating that it makes him freeze for a concerning amount of time before leaving to Immediately imagine fucking Voldemort. He wouldn't be seen for days and he wouldn't jack off a single time but he would be in a near-constant state of cold showers, denial, shame, and then acceptance. Harry and Voldemort would probably fuck pretty soon afterwards and blah blah blah. you get it.

I feel like the radioapple needs far less explanation, however I will probably need to think it through later as I have a deep-rooted Need to keep them as canon accurate as possible and not have alastor be ooc because I love his c. it's a very good c.

#harrymort #harry potter #voldemort #radioapple #alastor #lucifer magne

[knynumber1simphere]

Tanjiro Dirty Alphabet 

Tanjiro Kamado

A: Aftercare

He would kiss all over your body and praise you on how well you did. He loves that you blush so much when he flirts, when he baths you, he ends up just saying constant compliments towards you.

B: Body Part

For you it’s his hands, because his hands might seem rough, and trust me they are, but he uses them with such care when he’s placing with your body.

C: Cum

It’s a creamy texture, but yet it’s really sticky. Not to mention it slides down the throat easily.

D: Dirty Secret

Along missions he’ll have dirty fantasies about you constantly, and it almost cost him his life (didn’t tell you), so that’s why sometimes he does get a bit rough.

E: Experience 

He would never have sex till he was married, but once you two were husbands, he’ll be really nervous to the first couple of time, so you’ll have to be top and show him how it’s done.

F: Favourite position 

He likes any position that he’s able to gays at your eye and/or see his cum slowly leak out your ass.

G: Goofy

Of course, our baby laughs at little mistakes he makes, and even kiss you if you were to, but if it was just a little bit important then he wouldn’t stop apologising.

H: Hair

Hasn’t until you guys do it, so if it bothers you then he’ll shave.

I: Intimacy

(How much love to they feel) He would love you no matter what and won’t stop telling you how good you did. (And I’m not even going to start on his sweet kisses.

J: Jack Off

Tanjiro doesn’t jack off, and even though he might have a boner, from thinking about you, he waits till it calms down. He takes his role as the eldest son seriously, and he takes it to himself to hold back.

K: Kink

He has a huge bunny tongue kink, so if you play with his cum in your mouth, he goes nutty over you, and if you were to say something dirty as for, “Your so sweet tonight Tanji”, he might actually faint from embarrassment. 

L: Location

He doesn’t like it if you do it in public, so the only place he’s conferrable is in the bedroom of your own house.

M: Motivation

He love it when you hug him tight and kiss his neck with your soft lips.

N: NO

Doesn’t like people even close to hearing you two together in the bedroom.

O: Oral

Likes when your grip if tight on him. He likes you expression as well.

P: Pace

He starts slow then waits for you to ask before he continues, unless he’s needy, then he gets straight to the point and apologises for what he’s doing to the love of his life.

Q: Quickies

You guys see nothing wrong with tease, but Tanjiro prefers to take it slow and enjoy having you. He likes knocking you down slowly teasing you till your just at your brim and fuck you for a couple of seconds hard core to get his point across, you are his and you can never change that fact.

R: Risk

Doesn’t take any beside trying a new position once and again. He is a very save and loving partner to whoever ends up next in him, at the end of his life. Also he doesn’t mind if you want to try something so don’t be afraid to ask.

S: Stamina

Since he’s just as strong as a Hashira, he uses his breathing jurying sex to make it last longer then expected. 

T: Toy

He only uses something when he’s finding it hard to get hard.

U: Unfair

He likes using his mouthly fluids as a type of lube, but instead of using his fingers he likes to eat your insides instead. 

V: Volume

Quiet and sweet but growls are loud.

W: Wild card

He does think it’s cute of you to dress up like a cute bunny but he just caudles you, so nothing naughty from this boy.

X: X-ray

4-6 is how many he can pull out of you, but his actual amount could be around 15-20.

Y: Yearning

He doesn’t really get hard but if he catches you getting dressed then it make him go a little wild.

Z: zzz

He would be happy to spoon as the little one because he just loves the centre of your scent and the warmth that comes along with it. Not to mention he adores when you play with his hair.

#tanjiro x you #kny x y/n #kny x reader #kny x male reader #bxb #kny x you #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro headcanons #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #tanjiro smut #tanjiro x y/n #Tanjiro x alphabet #Tanjiro Alphabet #Tanjiro Dirty Alphabet #tanjiro kny

[neurodiversebones]

i'm sorry you're having a hard time :( recovery is tough, but i believe in you! if you're comfortable, do you wanna share your recovery headcanons for those characters?

i hope things get better for you soon 💖 you've got this!

thank you !!! i hope things get easier soon as well bc . hhh !!! this is a Lot !!! you are so sweet <33 as for the headcanons i would be Delighted to share them (i am always so nervous to talk abt ed hc's , even if it's recovery related bc i am So Scared of being accused of romanticizing it 😭) . obvious tw for ed's below the cut !

cam :

in recovery from anorexia (AN-R) !

she is like me frfr in that recovery is a Long road for her . she's struggled for a long time, and so recovery is kind of a lifelong process rather than something she can simply Finish and be okay

her ocd has contributed a lot to her ed, and so ed recovery goes hand in hand with ocd recovery. with this, her anxiety starts to go down a Lot !

she has . a lot of guilt pertaining to her ed . guilt over having it, guilt over getting better, guilt over literally Everything . this is something she is Working On in therapy but boy is it a big hurdle

she . really never learned how to cook much , and so something that is helping her associate food with Good Times is learning how ! arastoo is teaching her a lot- these are her favourite nights, being in the kitchen with him and learning how to make something new. he shares his cultural dishes with her and she is so excited about this <3 (she is still not a very good cook because that is just how cam Is . takeout girlie for life .)

brennan :

in recovery from arfid ! as well as orthorexic tendencies

her arfid is specifically related to both sensory issues (hello fellow autistic arfid havers) and trauma (foster care = unreliable access to food)

trying new things is really hard for her- she has a very strict list of foods she eats and has very rarely strayed from that over the years. it takes a few tries before actually being able to eat something new- she needs to be able to look at it, feel the texture, experience the smell and other sensations that come along with it .

her arfid did go generally unnoticed because her safe foods would be considered "atypical"- she doesn't eat highly processed or packaged foods, and almost all of her safe foods are considered "health foods" (thank you orthorexia) .

booth tries new things with her- when she challenges a fear food, he'll try one of her "healthy" foods that he usually wouldn't be a fan of . it helps her to recognize that balance is both possible and healthy , and they are both finding new things they enjoy ! she learned that she rlly enjoys popcorn and sour candy , and he is surprisingly into quinoa now

hodgins :

recovering from ednos / osfed !

his ed was very heavily based in his gender dysphoria , so being able to transition has helped a LOT . a big part of why he recovered was so he could get top surgery without it posing a risk to his health

[SEASON 3 AND SEASON 11 SPOILERS HERE] trauma also plays a big part- he really, really struggled after zack was sent away, as well as after his accident . it's a coping mechanism for him- so in times of stress, he's prone to turn back and relapse

his relationships with others help- his love for angela, his love for his kids, his love for his friends at work- they all keep him grounded and give him something to live for. he wants to be around as long as possible to spend more time with them <3

angela is literally the most patient EVER and it makes him feel so loved and supported (tbh . i have angela headcanons too but my brain is telling me that's Too Many . let me know if u wanna hear those too .)

[TRIGGER WARNING : SH MENTION] he is also in recovery from sh and is almost a year clean which is such a win jack hodgins so cool era

that is all !!!!! i Think about them a lot because all of the bones characters are my comfort characters , so thinking abt them dealing w the stuff i am helps me through a Lot . i love these guys so much they deserve the world

#tw ed #also zack has arfid i Know it #these hc's are so important to me but they're scary to talk about bc . Judgement . #but !!! woo #my headcanons #bones headcanons #mental health headcanons #recovery headcanons

[flower-slut004]

Maybe nsfw for Ethan or Rory mbav? If you haven’t done it yet or if you uncomfy then it’s ok!!

NSFW ABC- ETHAN

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ethan is shy when it comes to aftercare. He'll awkwardly ask if you want to take a shower and even after riding his cock. He'll advert his eyes from your boobs.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ethan likes his arms. He doesn't know why but whenever he's wearing T-shirts, you're on him like sticky glue.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ethan is paranoid about getting you pregnant so he'll look around not knowing what to do. Imagine his surprise when you put his cock in your mouth and ask beg him to cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

As much as Ethan likes you being in control, he wants to give being a dom a try. He'll practice on his pillow.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ethan is not at all experienced. He was a virgin when he met you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Ethan likes it when you ride his cock and your tits are pressed against his face. Like you shove them in his face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's too focused to make jokes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Ethan is very well-groomed. He watches videos on how to do it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ethan is a quirky romantic. He'll do it without realizing it was romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ethan uses his pillow he hides under his bed as a practice doll. He'll stare at photos of you on his phone as he thrusts into the pillow.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Ethan has a biting kink. He loves it when you nibble on his shoulder.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

I don't think he has a specific favorite spot. Anywhere with you is good enough.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you out nerd him or give him a wink. His pants get tight whenever you answer a Star Wars question without hesitation.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No recording during sex, no choking during sex, and no public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ethan loves eating you out. It gets him so hard seeing you grasp your breasts as you throw your head back knowing that he's the reason for your reaction.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He follows along with your speed which is rough and fast. He throws his hips up and down trying to catch up with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hates them but likes when you give him a quick blow job.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Depends... how risky? It'll take some convincing for him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go two rounds for some hours.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's all flustered when he finds your toys. He loves watching you use them on yourself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ethan can be unfair sometimes but 95% of the time it's you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's quiet, definitely a whimperer.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One time while sitting on his lap watching a movie, he had a vision where the two of you ended up fucking on the floor and got a huge boner. Of course, you noticed and that vision came true.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's medium, not small nor big.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's super horny but is very good at not showing it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep the moment he hears your heartbeat.

#multifandom imagines #my babysitter's a vampire imagine #my babysitters a vampire #my babysitter’s a vampire smut #ethan morgan imagines #ethan morgan x reader #ethan morgan #Ethan Morgan smut

[ozetia]

NSFW alphabet of Kuroo please

Kuroo NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare - what he is like after sex.

He’s not gentle during sex so he understands that your body’s aching and exhausted. Aftercare is a must for Kuroo it doesn’t matter if he lasted 10 minutes or 1 hour, gentle or rough he always insists of taking care of your body. He normally runs warm baths with no overbearing sent’s like mint he normally sticks to apple or vanilla before sitting you in the bath and sitting behind you. There’s no unnecessary touches he uses a warm cloth to wipe your body and relaxes with you communicating if anything could be changed what what went well.

B = body part - His favourite body part and his partners.

Kuroo struggles to pick a favourite but if he were forced to choose it would be his thighs. You can sit on them, sleep on them and most importantly ride them and he loves nothing more than watching you ride his thigh whilst he’s on the phone to one of his friends.

His favourite body part of yours is your hands. He loves how you massage his scalp with your hands, how you run your hands down his body teasing him and how you stroke his dick after a frustrating day of work.

C = Cum - anything that has to do with cum.

Kuroo waits until you cum to cum himself, he normally overstimulates himself for yours and his pleasure on accident. He prefers to cum inside you safe sex or not he doesn’t like to waste his cum.

D = Dirty secret - dirty secret of theirs.

Kuroo has fantasied of having sex with you against his office window multiple times, nothing gives him more pleasure than everyone knowing that you belong to him.

E = Experience - How experienced are they, do they know what they’re doing.

Kuroo wasn’t popular with the girls during high school because he was too focused on volleyball and school work, this also carried throughout college. He’s had sex one or twice but he learned most techniques from watching pornhub.

Favourite position.

Kuroos favourite position is missionary he loves watching your face twist in pleasure. He can pleasure you and be intimate with you at the same time it allows him to hold your hand. It’s easy to pleasure and move you in missionary he’s tried many positions but missionary is number 1 on his list.

G = Goofy - are they more goofy or serious during sex.

Kuroo is half and half sometimes he cracks a joke half way through and ruins the mood and sometimes he’s serious. If he’s had a hard day and work and wants some sexy time it will be serious and if you want to get pregnant it will be serious.

H = Hair - how well groomed are they.

He’s well groomed he doesn’t like being under-groomed or not groomed. If you prefer him to have more hair or none he’ll take it into consideration.

I = Intimacy - how are they during sex

Again he is half and half, sometimes he is rough and sometimes he is gentle. Special occasions like birthdays are generally more intimate and gentle and praises will be thrown around, whereas if jealously is involved he tends to be rough and dirty.

J = Jack off - do they masturbate and how often

Kuroo masturbates when he’s in the mood, you’re not always there when he wants to relieve some stress. Before he met you he masturbated 3-4 times a week but now he hasn’t got as much free time as he did and it’s decreased to 2-3 times a week.

K = Kink - One of more of their kinks

Size kink - He loves how you look so small compared to him struggling to accompany his cock.

P = Praise - He loves to be praised unlike popular opinion he prefers to talk sweet.

L = Location - favourite places to have sex.

His office and your shared bedroom.

M = motivation - what turns them on.

Seeing you swing your hips when you walk he cant wait to grab your hips back into him. Your confidence showing through your walk reminding that he helped with makes him smirk, now all he’s got to remind you is to only swing your hips for him.

When you challenge him during a argument whether you kiss him when he tries to argue a point back or if you get too cocky. It makes his cock throb if you want a challenge he’ll give you one. In the bedroom he loves to see how long you’ll keep that attitude.

N = No - turnoffs, something he wouldn’t do.

He will never be part of a gangbang. Naturally you belong to him so why would he give you away to other people to do the same thing which he can do.

O = oral - receiving or giving, how skilful are they.

Kuroo prefers giving naturally he is a giver and wants you to feel better with his hands however if you wish to take control every once in a while he is happy for you to take over as long as control is still in his hands e.g blowjobs. There’s nothing more skilful than Kuroo eating out your cunt like a man starved.

P = Pace - Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual.

Again this depends in what mood Kuroo is in and what you want. Sometimes he just wants to take his time with you and sometimes he just wants to fuck you and break the head frame.

Q = Quickie - their opinions on quickies.

Kuroo is a busy man and sometimes he has to take what he can get. Even though he prefers prefer proper sex.

R = Risk - Do they want to experiment, do they take risks.

Kuroo is down to take risks as long as they’re safe and don’t include people he knows. He prefers to keep things safe and simple but sometimes he reads crazy sex stories on Reddit and wants to test if what they said is true before writing a comment.

S = Stamina - How long can he last.

No Kuroo can’t go on for twelve hours is not possible even if he did play volleyball, sex is like cardio short and exhausting. He can last up to a hour with breaks inbetween.

T = Toys - do they own any toys.

Kuroo himself doesn’t own any toys but if you want to own toys like vibrators he’s totally fine with that. He’s not always here to give you pleasure and if he can masturbate you can also masturbate. He doesn’t get dicky if you’re tired after a day and just want to use your vibrator instead he understands that your listening to your body.

U = Unfair - How much do they like to tease.

Kuroo likes to send nudes during work to see how much you can get worked up and so do you seeing how long you can both last until someone snaps. We all know Kuroo is a teasing and snarky bastard anyways and this doesn’t change in his sex life. Sometimes he comes up behind you let’s his hands run over your body before walking away.

V = Volume - are they loud, do they talk.

Kuroo isn’t scared to make noice in the bedroom, he moans along side you although not as much as you. Sometimes he likes make random conversations during sex for no reason. Although he does have a way of talking that drives you crazy.

W = Wildcard - random Headcanon.

When you first had sex with Kuroo he was a nervous reck telling you that maybe you should take charge. You tried taking charge and half way through he turned you over and thrusted into your cunt like no other man has.

X = x-ray - How big are they.

Kuroo is a little over average hitting 6-7.5. He’s 6,5 so he’s pretty girthy.

Yearning = how high is highest drive.

Kuroos sex drive is pretty normal some weeks he’s more horny and some weeks he’s not. He doesn’t need to have sex everyday to feel satisfied, he’s happy with being with you and loving you in general.

Z = Zzzz - how quick do they fall asleep afterwards.

He waits until you’re settled and asleep before falling asleep he wants to make sure that you’re safe.

#haikyuu #hq headcanons #hq smut #kuroo tetsuro #haikyuu kuroo #kuroo smut #haikyuu smut #tw nswf #hq akaashi #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!

[childespetturtle]

albedo NSFW alphabet

(headcannons)

warnings: dom!albedo, sub!reader, gn!reader, aftercare, nipple stimulation, cum play, aphrodisiacs, body worship, teasing, praise, slight degradation, soft sex, rough sex, masturbation, breeding kink, experimentalism, brief mentions of sadism and knife play (N), oral, orgasm denial, edging, sexual toys, cockwarming

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pls send me thirst and requests i am literally begging muah muah

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

albedo is going to take such good care of you i promise. expect a lot of praises on how well you did as well as loving caresses.

he will make sure you are hydrated and will make you food if you’re hungry at all! he will oftentimes clean you up in the bath, but if you are too exhausted he will clean you up with a soft towel and rest besides you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

albedo’s favorite body part would be your nipples. he is fascinated by how sensitive they are and how you mewl under him when he sucks on them.

in all honesty he wants to try to make you cum with just nipple stimulation. he will go at it for hours, just for a chance at making you cum.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i see him being able to shoot out more cum than you would have expected. he spends more time focused on his work rather than his needs.

his cum is slightly bitter to the taste, yet still enough for you to beg for more.

he really likes cum play, so expect for the both of you to cum multiple times per session. he also loves to cum on you as well as inside. he wants to see you covered with his cum and he may even smear it around your body.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

albedo really wants to develop an aphrodisiac just for you.

if you consent to this, expect waves after waves of pleasure flowing through your body. everything will be so sensitive, and you will be so horny and ready for him. he will definitely tease you like this and watch you come undone by simple touches.

however if you don’t consent, he will stop immediately. he does not want to do something that you don’t want and he respects your decisions.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

prior to you, i definitely feel like he was a virgin. he often struggles with relationships and tries to avoid unnecessary interactions so i don’t see him having a lover before you.

this does not mean he is clueless in sexual encounters with you. he has definitely studied the subject and will begin to study you to find what areas make you feel the best.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

his favorite position is any of them where he can see your face.

he loves to see your fucked out facial expressions from how good he’s fucking you, whether it be his fingers, dick or anything else you two may use.

he loves your flushed cheeks and how your hand tries to cover your face in embarrassment. of course he pries your hand away because he loves your beautiful face. he also loves how lost you look to the pleasure and how your eyes roll back when he’s fucking your special spot.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

albedo is generally a more serious person. he may give you a soft smile along with teasing kisses, but that is as close as he will get to being goofy.

he is more focused on testing your limits and making you feel good rather than cracking jokes. i don’t really think he would know any jokes that wouldn’t ruin the moment anyway.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

albedo definitely has good hygiene, and tries to keep clean! he takes frequent showers back in mondstadt and takes good care of his gorgeous hair. his efforts to keep clean also reflect down there, as he keeps it trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

if you two are having soft sex, i see him as a total sweetheart! expect lots of praise and sweet chaste kisses.

he would take a lot more time just worshiping your body and telling you all the things he loves about you. he also puts in great effort to make sure you’re not in pain.

his pace will be a lot slower, unless you ask him to speed up. he also loves to plant kisses on your neck whilst thrusting in you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i headcannon that albedo is sexually frustrated. this man spends way too much time on his experiments and he forgets to take care of his needs too!

if he does masturbate, i honestly see him experimenting with himself and seeing what makes him feel good. he would definitely play around with nipple and prostate stimulation.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

honestly i really see albedo having a breeding kink! as an alchemist, his main goals are to create life and understand the secrets of the universe.

but that also translates on to you. you are his own little mystery and he wants to find all your little pleasure spots. the way your little cunt flutters when he cums in you doesn’t go unnoticed.

with his fascination with creating life, expect him breeding you until the two of you are exhausted. as a homunculus, i don’t see him actually being able to impregnate you if that is applicable to you.

he will be cumming in you at least 5 times per session, he needs to see you full with his cum. he honestly gets upset when he sees his cum flowing out of you, he will scoop it up and shove it back into you until it stays in.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

if either of you are exhausted or didn’t have the best day, know that he is going to bring you to bed and take care of you. he loves soft sex and just trying to make you feel as good as you can. he often coos at how comfortable you look while he fucks you into the mattress.

albedo really gets off on taking you in his lab. in the lab, he often treats you as his own special little experiment! he loves to test how much you can take, as well as how little stimulation can make you come undone. he loves the lab setting and often takes notes on your reactions!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

this man is spurred on by your reactions to your touch. he loves how you writhe beneath him, how your toes curl and eyes roll back.

he is also really attracted to your moans. part of the reason why he isn’t as vocal is because he is listening to you. he loves your begging and panicked moans, he may even cum on the spot to it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he is an experimentalist, however he would never do something against your will or that would cause great bodily harm. he may slap your ass or choke you but he is not into knife play or any weapon play.

he also doesn’t want to go past your breaking point. you would have to be the one begging him to continue and he would have a safe word established ahead of time. he will ask repeatedly if you are doing okay.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

albedo loves both giving a receiving equally as much!

if you give him a blowjob, he mainly wants you to do what you think feels best for him. he isn’t entirely sure what he wants you to do. but when your tongue curls around his tip and your hands quickly jerking him up and down, he doesn’t know how long he will be able to last.

when giving you oral, expect major teasing before he even touches you. he wants you needy and writhing beneath him before he dives his tongue straight into your cunt. expect a mixture of both his fingers and his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it honestly depends on the mood. he would definitely prefer to go more slow and tease you, but you would be mistaken if you think that he wouldn’t slam his dick into your sweet spot over and over, just abusing it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

this man does not like quickies in the slightest. he thinks there is not enough time to worship your body as well as to fuck you beyond coherency. he likes spending his time pleasing you and experimenting on you which takes time.

albedo does not see the point of just fucking you for 10 minutes and being done. he likes to drag things out and see how horny you can get just from his teases.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

albedo is the king of experimentation. he wants to understand sex more and what feels good. but this goes for the pair of you.

he primarily wants to experiment on you and find what makes you crumble from the pleasure. i see him playing around with orgasm denial, orgasm ruining, and overstimulation. he absolutely loves cum play on you. he also loves trying out new toys on you as well as nipple stimulation.

on himself, he often experiments with anal stimulation and his prostrate. he wants to understand why it just feels so good when your fingers are curling in his ass. he may even beg to sub for you and have you fuck him with your dick or strap.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he has an unusually high stamina and he will definitely use that! with his love to test you, know he will be using his dick to absolutely ruin your cunt as many times as you can handle. he may even try to go past your breaking point if you allow him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

expect albedo to even make toys for you. dildos infused with elemental energy to get different reactions out of you, lube created from diluted slime secretions, and even vibrators of many shapes and sizes.

the toys he would make and use on himself would be the vibrators and he would often use cock rings to deny himself. he loves testing himself as much as he does testing you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

you will get many teases from albedo when you get intimate with him! he loves to see that only he can make you like this.

some teases include; “so needy, already? i haven’t even touched you.” “you wouldn’t want to stop the experiment would you? we would have to start all over again.” “what a good little cumslut, keeping my cum in your cute little cunt.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

albedo tends to be on the quiet side. rather than loud moans, he tends to have breathy groans. if you’re lucky enough, you may even get to hear him whimper a bit once he gets close enough.

he also really likes to hear your moans and whines, so he keeps quiet. he really gets off on your whines when it just feels too good. if you ask him to be louder, it will mainly be praises towards you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

if he is in his lab doing research, expect his dick in your cunt. albedo absolutely loves cockwarming, he is able to be close to you whilst working on his work at the same time.

he is humored when your walls flutter around him and will tease you about it. if you start rocking your hips, he will only grasp your thighs and teasingly scold you for interrupting him.

however, if you continue to move around, ignoring his wishes, he will only make you stay on his lap even longer. the more you move, the longer he will test your limits with cockwarming.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

based on his in game model, albedo seems to be on the slimmer side. due to his work in swordsmanship he is very much toned, but he is not bulky.

to be honest i don’t think albedo only has a star on his neck. i’m not sure where, but i feel like he has more starlike marks on his body.

his dick however, is about 5-6 inches with a circumference of about 3.5 inches. no matter what his size is, you still will be fucked into oblivion by his dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it really depends on his mood. he doesn’t have an extremely high sex drive, but once you get him going, he doesn’t wanna stop.

if he has an especially tough day with his work, he may release his stress on you by fucking you. his stamina is high, so expect him to fuck you for hours u til you’re both spent.

you may have to initiate a majority of the intimacy, but once he gets into it, he will fuck you into the mattress.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

albedo insists on staying up to do some research oftentimes after sex. he will stay in bed with you but will probably stay awake unless you beg him to sleep.

if you do get him to rest, he will wait for you to fall asleep before passing out like a light. good job for getting our favorite alchemist boy some sleep!

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[lovetorn]

Okay okay so pool day with the world of r!dream! I believe that the pool would be at Karl house because it fits for some reason. Quick reminder these are just my personal small ideas

-Tommy brought water guns and he makes it his solid mission to just attack you and Wilbur. Tubbo and Ranboo also get in on this and it leads to a war of water guns fights and Tommy getting tackled into the water by Wilbur.

-George and Sapnap bully dream about how nervous he gets when looking at you in your swimsuit. They even go as far as to when all four of you are together complimenting you and watching dream react.

-quackity and sapnap both have many times during the day picked you up and tossed you into the water. One time qauckity did it you were able to grab and drag him into the water as well.

-tubbo starts a very chaotic game of Marco Polo where half of the people who were It would throw themselves into the sound of someone voice.

-You, dream, Wilbur, and Tommy all played a game of chicken and it ended with tubbo and ranboo helping you take down Wilbur and Tommy.

-Karl and quackity would at random attack you with water in the pool.

-You, Niki, jack, and Wilbur would play pool volleyball together and it quickly gets competitive and you at some point would try to hit jack in the face with the volleyball.

-Karl is in charge of the music but will queue songs if someone has a request.

-When you take breaks out of the pool niki will join you and the two of you will sit and gossip about random things.

-George would probably bring water balloons and attack Dream and sapnap with them at the most random time leading to a water balloon fight.

-in the end you and dream will get in the car to head home and he would surprise you with a stop at a ice cream shop. Getting you both ice cream he would park in a empty parking lot and let the two of you enjoy the sun setting with the music comping from the car as you both sit on the trunk looking at the sky. -🍀

omgyes! i'm expanding on your ideas under the cut :) <3

firstly, shirtless dream in the pool? you're gone, bye bye y/n.

karl would be the only one with a house (and a pool) (as everyone else lives in the college apartments) and it comes in handy more often than not.

tommy would 100% bring water guns for himself, ranboo and tubbo, and not the pissy little dollar store ones, like the ones you get from a toy shop and they're so over the top HA. and everyone would curse because omg wilbur why did you have to bring your younger brother?? but it's not that serious, because without him and tubbo and ranboo, it would be pretty calm and we don't do calm.

lmao yes sapnap and george (& sometimes wilbur :o) would totally compliment you and dream would be in his own personal hell because he can't tell anyone to quit it because it's not his place :) (which leads to the boys bullying him because of that exact reason >:))

quackity!!! dragging him in the pool with you after he's pushed/thrown you in like 5 times in the past hour makes me laugh ahahahahah he would bob to the surface, his wet hair covering his face and would just cackle.

marco polo!! yes, love that game. it would be so chaotic because there would be so many injuries from people cheating outside of the pool (cough sapnap) and like you said, throwing themselves at the sound of a voice (ending up with a few eggs on heads from knocking into the side of the pool). there would need to be a few ice packs on hand after a game of marco polo.

when you asked dream to be your chicken partner, mans short circuits. he really locks up because omg your thighs on his shoulders? 😳i don't mean to make it dirty, but he's really struggling here. winning against everyone you play because dream is so competitive that he has to win.

karl and q would continually splash you in the pool, even after you said you just want to float and relax. nOPE. they are so annoying and you actually get pissed off because omg just leave me alone for 5 minutes. but then they act all sad (you know how they are) and you have to forgive them to stop them from moping around. dickheads. but you love them <3

hitting jack in the face with the volleyball would cause so much chaos AHAHAHAAH you and niki would be dying of laughter and wilbur would try his darndest not to, but he can't help it.

karl is the music man. he has his giant speaker set up and he's playing dj (sapnap tries to take over, but everyone complains, so he doesn't).

gossiping with niki! omg i love. she asks you about you and dream and you go all quiet and heat rises to your cheeks when you make eye contact with him on the other side of the pool and he has this cute boyish smile on his lips at that exact moment and nothing could've gone better for niki. she continues to tease you even after the pool day because once you started rambling about him to her, she can tell how much you like him.

george secretly packed some water balloons and asked you to help him with something inside quickly. you knew the plan all along. so, once you had filled like 50, you and george race outside with them all in your arms and start attacking dream and sapnap, who now lay on their towels in the sun. the plan is so great and you and george definitely don't shut up about it for weeks.

dream had been asking karl all day if he had any ice cream (even though every time he asked, karl said no). so, on the way home, dream pulls into a car park on the side of the road and you're confused because wtf? then you see the sign for the ice cream shop and it all makes sense. he gets 4 scoops of vanilla 😐anyways 😐then he drives to the other side of the carpark, where there are no cars, and opens his door and gets out. he pops the trunk and sits in it, all while you're still in the passenger's seat. some playlist plays loudly and then you get the gist and follow him, scooting in next to him in the trunk. and as the sun sets, pinks and purples paint the sky and the sun dips just below the horizon and its perfect.

🍀 ily like i literally love u hahah thank u

#roommate!dream #dreamwastaken x reader #🍀 anon #ann asks #dream smp imagine #dream smp x reader #roommate!dream au #dream smp au

[dxvilmanlev]

Nsfw alphabet for Marco please my love? Thank x

Marco N/SFW Alphabet

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NSFW Minors DNI

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He always makes sure to ask if you’re okay, leaving soft kisses on your forehead and any marks that he may have left, runs you a bath and brings you some snacks

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He gives me confidence in his body vibes, i don’t think he’d have a favorite on himself, but his partner? This man screams leg man

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

fairly thick, not too much, doesn’t taste bad either thanks to his diet. likes to cum on your stomach or chest

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Enjoys threesomes, if your not into it then thats of course okay, also enjoys some bondage

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s a pirate of course he has quite a bit experience, being a whore in his younger years, He’s always happy to show off that experience even now

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

this, you riding him and over his desk

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s chill, he’s not afraid to crack a small joke and make sex fun and interesting

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

do i dare say palm tree dick bc i think that would be hilarious, he keeps it well managed down there

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He wants to connect with you no matter how the relationship is between you two, Likes to make conversation before and after, leaves soft lingering kisses along your skin and takes great care of you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If the need arises why not? does enjoy watching you masturbate

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Anything like stockings or leg garters, also into marking his partners, birb brain go brrr

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Over a desk or in his room, something about seeing you sprawled out for him on his desk gets him going tho

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you dressed up for him, but other than that if you want him, he’s always willing to provide

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything unsafe, doesn’t want to out either of you at risk

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

loves the reactions when giving, could go down on you for hours, as for receiving, he’s always down for some head

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

loves having you ride him, so it can be at your pace, but he does enjoy some nice slow sex

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Prefers longer sessions but if your both not doing much and need a quick fuck he’s not against it

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Personally he doesn’t take risks but some members happen to forget knocking is a thing

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Taking his devil fruit into consideration, he could go for hours or until you can’t no more

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Wouldn’t mind spicing it up and using toys from time to time, just new ways to have you begging and screaming his name

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Have you seen his smug ass look, he’s not afraid to tease when he wants, likes hearing you beg for him

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Probably some soft grunts and curses, prefers to hear you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Want to turn him on quickly? stockings, thigh highs, leg garters, lingerie

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Got some nice length, not too much girth, nice cock bro

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s not as high as when he was younger, if you want sex, okay no problem. you don’t? that's fine, he doesn’t mind either way

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Likes to talk with you after, waits till you are asleep before he falls asleep or slips out of bed to do what he needs

it’s definitely not 6:30 am for me

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