#but ended up being pretty gay

[dulaman-na-farraige]

Talking to the wall here, but I've been thinking more about Nausicaa manga recently and specifically Kushana and the way she's portrayed in it. If you think that viewing the manga through queer lens is impossible just scroll past this and don't scream at me, I'm not making anyone read this or agree with me, I'm just writing down my thoughts

Anything gender related doesn't*really* get talked about in the manga (except for maybe hate towards women in Tolmekia?) but I've read many reviews/analyses regarding Nausicaa and Kushana and the way they're shown as female characters and different"feminine" traits they have, and while I don't really understand treating various personality traits as "masculine" or "feminine" I believe that we don't talk about Kushana's lifestyle literally challenging the way Tolmekian society treats gender norms enough. Just think about it. A princess born in a country where women are looked down on and not taken seriously, where they have 0 chances of gaining any power, commands an army and takes the throne. Not to mention that Kushana also had 3 elder brothers who were more than likely to become rulers of Tolmekia. She's also admired and respected or even feared by many people despite nearly being called "inferior" in the scene with her brother just because she was born a woman. What caught my attention however is that it's unusual to see a princess being given the same kind of upbringing as the princes. Kushana and her brothers were given military education and were expected to command armies, despite the fact that in many ways (gender, being the youngest in the family, not being a biological child to the emperor * according to one of the interpretations of 3 really confusing panels *, just to name a few) Kushana was not supposed to gain any political power at all. You could almost say that Kushana was treated as a prince, despite being a girl, which is exactly why I started writing this wall of text.

Kushana is everything men are supposed to be in this kind of *medieval-ish* society: a leader, a military commander, an excellent swordsman and rider, a talented tactician etc. even more so than her brothers who are never depicted doing anything she did . Sadly, the manga never mentions anything about how Kushana views her position and her responsibilities as well as the way she achieved her status. We never see how she views herself and her gender and how she's treated by her brothers (and probably other people as well). I believe that being female is not exactly comfortable for Kushana, given her rather abusive family.

It may not have been a conscious choice for her, but taking up a social role of a prince is what gave her the privileged position she had. Unlike Nausicaa who never really was limited to a certain type of social behavior dictated by the binary norms, Kushana had to behave according to these norms, but the manga does not explore that.

I'm entering headcanon territory at this point, just a warning for those of you who have read this far. Ever since I reread the manga for the 2nd/3? rd time I can't help viewing Kushana as a transmasc character. She doesn't necessarily present herself in this way fully (the clothing aspect mainly, which isn't explored either) but behavior-wise she definitely does. Her hair could also have been an aspect of presenting in a different way than her cis gender if her decision to cut it short was less impulsive. Obviously that's not the only way to interpret that, because being a butch lesbian also fits Kushana really well. Neither of these hcs have any confirmations and that's why both of them can be valid. Her backstory is a very interesting part of her character I wish more was said about it in the manga

#There should have been at least 2 paragraphs regarding Kushana's relationship with Nausicaa but it's the middle of the night atm and I'm too #tired to write that #Nausicaa manga and film are the classic example of media that was not intended to be gay #but ended up being pretty gay #Kushana's lesbian feelings are left out of the narrative and are rather vague if you ask me #everything related to that we've seen are just that one scene ™ and also a few gay staring panels #she's such a disaster lesbian UwU #the only nearly “open” case of anyone being queer tho funnily was Namulith who almost said he was bisexual #anyways bye #please stop being mad at me in anonymous asks #anybody can headcanon as much as one pleases #it's just my wild interpretation of the manga and I'm not saying that it's valid or that any other possible interpretations aren't

[babisawyer]

Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby

#🐇 #yellowjackets #truly it’s so interesting to me how much better this season is than the first that literally never happens for me #the current timeline is finally getting interesting. Jeff is still the best part #love how fast misty took to being a cult that is so her™️ #Jackie liking poppies is interesting to me both in the Jackie is gay camp and also you know the whole thing with wizard oz and her death #the ending was so fucking depressing I need a nap now #like I’m so happy they didn’t eat the baby that would have been so incredibly cheap but glad to finally have answers #like do we think shauna was dreaming or had she temporarily crossed over because like where was Jackie and the French dude #I’d say it would make sense that Lottie could be there somehow #idk it reminded me a lot of Jackie’s death of course so I have many questions #I will say the cop story line is pretty stupid like no fucking way is any of this legal and also let’s kill that creep cop shauna #I will help you girl I will drive the get away car #I was also like wondering awhile ago if Lottie’a camp is near where the plane crash was #and my best friend and I were like no there’s no way and then they tell us it’s in New York so like possibly close to the boarder? #I tried looking up cherry hill but I couldn’t find anything idk it’s probably totally unlikely and they just also happen to be in the woods #I didn’t get a preview for next week is there a preview? idk #my complaint this week is where is Jackie lmfao where is her ghost why wasn’t she in sex ed give me something I’m not ready to move on!!!!

[boysborntodie]

Is this meme dead lmao? Here you go anyways (OG under the cut)

#tfw ​when your bestie has shit taste but you still got to support them #if we’re being honest this should be two instead if pony #he’s supportive as fuck of his gay besties and dally and johnny are canonically pretty close to two #BUT #pony is the one who has to deal with both their asses being annoying #and ends up third wheeling them all the tume #the outsiders #johnny cade #dallas winston #se hinton #jally #ponyboy curtis

[b4sorex1a]

Best believe it’s Jude, you see the way he be acting

I have been telling you guys about his gay rumors !! But I don’t think he’s coming out though, Florentino wouldn’t let it happen…

Imagine if someone crazy and unexpected came out like,, Vini Jr lmfaooo it’d be so insane… Can you imagine such a thing

#Called me crazy but I ended up being right #it’s probably a Bayern player #in Germany they’re pretty accepting of gays even in football #Real Madrid #jude bellingham

[seilon]

please don’t by k.will did more for the gays back in 2012 than any boy group can possibly do with fan service and crop tops in 2024

#do young kpoppies know about please don’t by k.will. im serious do they know #I think about it a lot #it’s impossible to replicate the feeling of being gay and watching that mv in the 2010s and just getting bodyslammed by the ending. #like he really just dropped that shit in TWENTY TWELVE #kibumblabs #to this day I think that’s the most explicitly gay mv ive seen in kpop by an established artist #(ie not holland. no shade to him but he kinda built his platform on being an openly gay artist and he’s not a big industry name or anything #which makes the impact significantly different. if that makes sense. anyway.) #like think about any other example. almost all of them can be brushed off as fan service or are at least vague enough to be #up for interpretation #please don’t’s ending is nearly fucking impossible to write off as anything but explicitly gay #no fanservice involved. no vague staring in each other’s eyes. just straight up Oh He’s Not Jealous Of His Friend He’s Jealous Of His #Friend’s Fiancé. oh #like that’s the whole point. interpreting it any other way doesn’t make sense with the impact it’s purposefully supposed to make #like seriously try to say ‘he’s just sad he’s losing his friend to marriage :(‘ or something. you have to be REAL fucking stupid or #deeply in denial to make that argument let alone believe it #anyway. I appreciate this mv a lot #k.will the OG of doomed yaoi in kpop #kill me #closest contender off the top of my head is one more day by sistar #also note I am talking about mvs here not songs in general #cause if I were talking about songs in general. key’s out there pretty much writing about gay sex at this point so I mean #k.will #kpop #only adding actual tags because I want you to watch this mv if you haven’t already

[larrylimericks]

9Jun22

Harry read the script, knew it by heart, And then ardently sought out Tom’s part; A truthful performance— The subtext’s enormous— When you can’t speak your truth, speak through art.

#larry #harry #harry styles #my policeman #mp promo #actor harry #so we got worked up yesterday thinking we were getting an mp trailer today #but the ‘first look’ ended up being a vanity fair article with two movie stills #the article pretty brilliantly navigates the big gay elephant in the room #it recognizes harry’s earnestness in pursuing the role #and respects his nonparticipation in discussing his sexuality #but leaves a whole lot to be read clearly between lines #the director says harry’s too green to bring any artifice to the role #that he brings himself to the role #which doesn’t necessarily mean gay part = gay actor #but i don’t think the ‘inner turmoil’ he speaks of is about which nail polish color to wear #the contrast between mp promo and dwd promo is jarring after just one article #mp is sincere and purposeful and reverential (of the story and the actors) and professional #dwd is just sex and banking on the grotesque fascination with an on-set romance #which if reversed (older male director and young novice female lead) would be chastized #but olivia’s version of feminism just takes old gross boy’s club rules and puts a skirt on them and thinks it’s empowerment #anyway #i hope harry’s acting is well received in all his endeavors #but i hope mp absolutely fucking smashes it #speaking of smashing it #louis’ concert in the philippines has been moved to a venue that holds 16000-ish versus 2000-ish! #limerick-hs #june 9 #2022

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

Hey fellow Murdochians, I need something new to obsess over :) So if you have the inclination, please reblog this post and put in the tags (or just normal reblogs) a piece of symbolism or parallel or some other kind of connection you noticed in the show that, even if the creators may not have intended it, makes you go a little insane :)

#murdoch mysteries #cbc murdoch #rb game #ok ill go first #ummm im sure this has been said before but other characters giving watts pretzels always seems to symbolize acceptance in one way or other #like when jackson said he 'wasn't interested in anything unusual' and seemed rather disturbed by watts' pretzel #in s10e12 #which is a bit. yk. considering watts is rather 'unusual' himself so to speak #but then in s10e15 when watts is rejected by the only family he has left #and feeling so alone and abandoned #jackson buys an 'unusual' little pretzel anyway for him basically saying like. you may be a weirdo #but we're friends now and i'm here for you #and i think a bit of unusuality might be ok #(tragic that he died before watts ever convinced him to try a pretzel himself hhfdkhfk) #also the inspector giving watts his pretzel back after beating up that guy who was hatecriming him in s15 #obviously symbolizes acceptance of him being gay #and then the most recent one with george at the end of s16 #was right after the 'despite who i am?' 'because of who you are' scene #so i think that's pretty self explanatory lol #there might be other instances but i don't remember #in retrospect the writers may have actually intended this one #its pretty straightforward. but i think its neat

[lovely-v]

i DID pay 30 united states of america dollars to watch Daniel Howell's 3 hr long comedy special and it had some awesome insights on depression and doomerism and 21st century capitalism. however it did make me shamefully open a private browser tab and google "so are dan and phil actually a couple"

#veesaysthings #literally i feel like everyone is tricking me #bc they're both gay yeah but they've never actually said they're a couple. and dan is always talking about being on grindr. #it's fucked up what their fanbase was like in the 2010s #and i truly believe they deserve privacy especially after basically both being forced to come out very publicly #but there's also never been any celebrities who i've wondered about as much as dan and phil #fascinating. hope one day they consent to a documentary. #until then i need to stop being part of the problem lmao #it’s none of my business in a major way #anyway we're all doomed was pretty good. the depression monologue at the end was hitting.

[designernishiki]

as much as a i understand and respect ace kiryu truthers, i really feel like kiryu is the type to really take the idea to heart that sex is something vulnerable and meaningful and thus reserved for someone completely trusted and special to him– someone who feels right. after years and years he’s still never legitimately voluntarily slept with someone, always tries to turn women away or is at least apathetic when they try to get physical with him, never feels that deep and specific bond with a woman– nothing compared to some of his bonds with other men throughout his life. and maybe, hopefully, one day it’ll hit him that there’s a pretty big, glaring reason why no women have ever felt “right” to him.

#I’ve become a pretty devout gay kiryu trigger at this point #it just. makes the most narrative sense / is the most narratively interesting / explains So Much #kiryu #yakuza #kazuma kiryu #honest to god though it’s. the most realistic way of explaining why he jumps to the assumption that he must date or kiss a woman or whatever #as soon as possible with little to no room to actually fall for one #with yumi he’s literally in the classic comp het situation of ‘well someone told me I’m in love with her so I guess I’m in love with her’ #no deeper thought no proof of falling for her etc #sayama’s more convincing and they start out actually building a dynamic that could end up being romantic maybe- but then they fucking jump #the gun and have kiryu randomly kiss her like something he saw in a movie instead of. you know. talking about things first. or anything. #partly because they’re in a life or death situation and are essentially pushed together via traumabonding #and that’s Extreme when it comes to the end of kiwami 2. honestly that makeout scene was just. really weird and uncomfortable. for multiple #reasons. I mean for one he says something like ‘I’m sure she (haruka)’ll understand’ in between the making out in reference to him not #even trying to get further from the bomb or anything #and just lowkey choosing to kill himself (disturbingly similarly to nishiki mind you) like uh kiryu did you forget that haruka. literally #lost her mother in an extremely similar situation. in front of her. and nearly lost you at the same time. kiryu’s personality is Not one to #just shrug off something like that- either he was purposefully choosing to kill himself because he felt like a failure and that haruka would #genuinely be better off without him Or the writing there was INSANELY out of character as to make him seem more focused on the supposed #Romeo and Juliet tragic romance situation than saving his daughter the grief of losing EVERYONE CLOSE TO HER and reliving the worst night of #her fucking Life #god if anything the ending of yk2 just screams ‘this relationship would not work out under normal circumstances and both of them are just #clinging onto whatever’s closest out of desperation and need for any kind of emotional catharsis available’ #if you can compare a pairing to romeo and juliet . it’s probably not #a pairing that’s meant to be #sorry im going off on a huge tangent about how weird the ending of yk2 was to me uhhh anyway I could write a video essay on why kiryu being #gay is the most realistic and interesting interpretation of him possible . send tweet

[natsmagi]

user natsmagi have u ever tried getting into d4dj...... ? plesae. i got this random thought in the shower a few days ago and im DYING the d4dj fandom needs more artists THEY HAVE CANON LESBIANS PLEASE

OHHHHH I HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED D4DJ!!! ive never looked into any of the characters though and i dont know anything about the story...!! iirc doesnt the cast feature college aged characters?? bc i feel that demographic doesnt get tackled very often so thatd be very interesting to see!

TBH ive been thinking of occasionally just drawing one big collage of various characters i enjoy outside of enstars (but im lazy and the brainrot is like SO severe) BUT WHO KNOWS!! IF I DO DECIDE TO DO IT MAYBE ILL PICK A D4DJ GIRL I THINK IS CUTE!!! OR MAYBE THE LESBIANS BC GOD KNOWS THEY DESERVE TO BE SEEN!!!

#whenever d4dj ends up on my twt tl im pretty sure its just the lesbian couple being gay #which like. THANK GOD #maybe i will learn about them............. my little crumbs #im so lazy tho #ive also played proseka and hypmic bc duh #but again i am SO clueless abt literally everything #its kinda funny bc im really not an idol guy. i just love rhythm games AKSUHFAKUJSDGK AND THATS HOW I ENDED UP HERE #i didnt even intend to read enstars stories. but like 2 days after i started playing was when the wiki was like #“WE'RE BEING FORCED TO TAKE DOWN OUR TRANSLATIONS” #SO I WAS LIKE!!! FUCK NOW I NEED TO READ IT!!!!!!!! and now here i am. #anyway in hypmic i like jakurai ❤️ apparently hes killed someone. We love men in the medical field #in proseka i like shizuku ❤️ i got her on a “which proseka chara are u” uquiz. ths all i know abt her #and ofc in d4dj i have to side with the lesbians Who do you think i am #ask

[odetolovers]

i wish i knew more queer women who were very into their careers

#i've always struggled with gender and while i've settled with being Just Me i can't deny that i was raised on the belief that i would be a #homemaker and upon figuring out that i dont want that and i actually want a #pretty high profile career i'm really struggling #i'm a very veryyy femme lesbian and the way that my relationship is set to work in the future means i won't be the one to carry a kid or #stay at home. and i love that because i know who i am in that regard and my strengths Do lie in career and working #but i struggle with it too because as a person who didnt figure out she was queer until she was 20 and thus thought she'd have the #heterosexual experience of marrying a dude & carrying a kid & not being a huge career person for years #it's a bit of a shock to the system #i really struggle with overcoming gender roles that i've grown up being indoctrinated into believing and still thinking of myself as a good #& kind & nurturing person despite not wanting to be the stay at home mother #i wish i wiiiiish i knew more queer women who went through this realisation and came out the other end of it because it's harddd for real #valentina talks #i never realised how deeply how i grew up and the society i faced drilled into me that being a career woman & gay & taking on a more #traditionally “male” gender role was Bad and made you Wrong TM

[hauntingblue]

BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO

#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever..... #why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH #sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk #jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger #these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks #this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy.... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1086 #luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure #marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development #SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY??? #baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!! #so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure #koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual... #BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!! #episode 1087 #hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH????? #why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why..... #who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo #koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk #see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis #i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know #zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top.... #luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful............. #he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child..... #omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it..... #back on my theories grind.... #episode 1088 #LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!

[devotedlystrangewizard]

fire emblem engage is fun if you dont take it too seriously. yeah the protagonist is a walking pepsi logo. yes chloe has boobs wider than her waist. you can give literal horse shit to your units. ghosts of games past are stuck inside rings like poorly made cameos. some female characters have hair reaching their ankles. celine's entire design. the logo is horrible the icon on the switch itself is a disaster the artstyle SUCKS but you know what. its fine. because it all adds up to this nonsensical disaster and i mean that in a good way

#fire emblem engage #do i think its good? debatable #but im having fun and in the end thats the most important part <3 #the moment the pacifist queen told the invaders to eat shit i was SOLD man #every time i pick up a pretty pebble in the somniel i immediately sprint to wherever apfred is to give it to him #is it one of his favorite gifts? i dont know! but he doesnt hate it and he seems like the guy my alear's gremlin ass would being rocks #engage at some points feels like a greatest hits reel from fates but with a degree of self-awareness that makes it funny #fates took itself too seriously. engage is just a silly little celebration of the franchise #also yes im gay. yes i noticed the boobs. at some point they get so large even my eyes are drawn to them out of sheer 'how are you alive' #i have that fproblem with fem byleth too actually like. why is your chest like that. were in fantasy land whered u get an e cup push-up bra

[thinger-strang]

reverse au where argyle is the one who moves up to hawkins and becomes the lifeguard that summer and billy is the one who stays in california and ends up becoming the byers shitty chauffeur and begrudging friends with jonathan (just for the weed tho)

#billy #argyle #i just think..... if jonathan got to meet billy through different circumstances and they ended up spending a lot of time together #theyd kinda get along just bc they have such a similar childhood #and billy would have such a soft spot for will and el and hed join the i hate mike wheeler club #and burying a body? billy would own that shit #i think itd be hilarious #but also argyle and steve somehow becoming really good friends bc argyles there at the halloween party and steve bumps into him #after the nancy thing and they just sit and talk and argyle talks about how shitty that was of her #and how it doesnt sound like steve was a shitty bf and then they go get high amd become besties #robin taking one look at argyle and diagnosing his as gay and argyle being all casual about it #(but still like safe ya know? hes not gunna out himself or anyone else but internalized homophobia who???) #anyways billy gets dragged up to hawkins in the end and takes one look at steve and dies from pretty boy disease #same with jonathan and argyle but its argyle throwing an arm over jonathans shoulder and jonathan just leaning into it hard #yeah:) #harringrove #jargyle #tag blurb

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

Another thing that doesn't make sense: if Mike's reason to struggle with saying ily is because he's scared of El not needing him anymore, wtf did he not say anything when she was BEGGING him to say it, crying. His actions don't make any sense. When she was fighting Vecna, why did he only say it after Will told him to say something. All he said are lies, shit he came up with on the moment. He cares for her, he loves her platonically, but FUCK, that's not romantic love. Their relationship is build on lies, manipulation, arguments, spying and pressure from others. If they're so good for one each other, why are they always arguing, why are their best interactions platonic, why do they always have to be apart for the narrative to progress, why does Mike has more romantic chemistry with Will. Duffers, if your plan is to make Milkvan endgame, making a queer character feelings for his best friend as the instigator to the cishet romance is NOT it. El didn't commission the painting, those are Will's feelings, El doesn't NEED romantic love, especially from Mike, to grow. Otherwise, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEPARATE THEM FOR HER TO GROW. Why whenever they're together they're just garbage shells of themselves. This is NOT a healthy relationship. Why have Mike have such a meaningful relationship with Will, which is shown to impact both their lives, to throw it all away for the sake of a cishet romance. Is just INFURIATING. And ik this is set in the 80s and what not, and maybe that's how queer romance would end up, but this is a show you're making in 2022. What message are you giving to the public? That queer people are just meant to suffer and be unhappy? That if you're in a relationship you're allowed to have that as your sole personality trait, all that while treating your gf badly (only saying you love her in life or death situations) and destroying your relationship with your bff? That if your a girl that went through shitload of trauma, that instead of needing professional help for it and support and love from your friends and family, all you need is for your bf to say he loves you and all the problems from the relationship that were making you miserable will magically go away?!? Yeah that's a happy ending, that's the sort of message we should tell others.

#byler #as an educator this sort of storytelling is so damaging #like fuck being your own person all you need is a cishet romance and everything will be solved #how pretty #ugh i'm so pissed #duffers i hate you #and if your plan is to make byler endgame #my dudes you should've at least gave us some undeniable evidence that that's the way #as it is what guarantee do we have that your not just throwing storytelling and clues in the background in the fan #cus mate this is not it #give us something to show that you're not actually going to ignore the sibtext #that you didn't just destroy mike's character for a relationship #that will is not gonna end up being the sad gay trope #that jane is actually gonna be an example of finding your own identity after so many people trying to tell her who she is #or at least that what we got until now is not supposed to be seen as a happy ending #as goals #just anything #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #eleven #jane hopper #stranger things s4 #stranger things spoilers #stranger things volume 2 #wow that was a rant #tw caps

[amarriageoftrueminds]

hannigram ficbunny:

Stockholm/Lima Syndrome Fic

where student FBI agent Will correctly deduces surgeon Hannibal is the Ripper

BEFORE he visits him...

gets put in the Miriam Lass position

only he's mind-gaming Hannibal back just as hard the entire time

and despite him being Hannibal’s ‘prisoner’, Han is SMITTEN

#hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibunny #ficbunny #au idea #amotm this is my design #and they would *have* to discuss how stockholm syndrome is bullsh so there's no way Will is going to become fond of him #and Hannibal's like: 'yes of course...' *tiny regretful sigh* 🥺 #Will; after they discussed captors bonding with their captives; being asked if he has any dinner requests #and being like 'Something ~Peruvian I think...' 😏 *sipping his glass of $10000 wine Hannibal gave him* #and Hannibal's like 'why do I never kill the pretty ones...' #Hannibal (who's pretty sure he's supposed to be the one in charge in this scenario) #finding himself having to break into an FBI agent's house... #in order to dognap the seven dogs being kept there so his precious Will can have Enrichment in his prison #asking himself how his gay ass ever got itself into this mess... #basically every time I come up with a hannigram ficbunny it ends up being a comedy #which is how you can tell it is totally in-character for the show which is a romhomhomcom #release the cracken