is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something
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heading off to my job where I sexualize completely average men
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Jason Kicks down Dick’s apartment door with a duffle bag in hand: turns out it’s not going to work out with Danny.
Dick about to enjoy some Chinese: oh no I thought you were really into him.
Jason, sitting down with a huff: I am but it’s just not going to work out.
Dick: what happened jason?
Jason: I fucked up that’s what.
Jason: he kissed me.
Jason: and afterwards, I panicked
Jason: and, just exclaimed “golly!”
Dick, trying to not keep a straight face:…
Jason: I exclaimed it very loudly..
Dick: oh jason-
Jason clutching a pillow: I can’t step foot into crime alley again Dick, I’m going to have to burn my bridges, start over-
Dick, lightly chuckling: it’s not that bad-!
Jason, into the pillow: just put me back into my casket!!
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ma'am are you aware of the hold you have on furries and gay people everywhere
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Cleo made her secret life family in her base ;; gosh that’s so so so good!!!!
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If you are leaving hate comments and vague posting about other people then Grover would be disappointed in you. Let’s make him proud instead, okay? Have a good day :)
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There are so many houses I’d like to live in with you.
— Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, c. 1936
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The way u draw wally has me in a chokehold you can't do this to me
Yknow I had to do it to em smhhh
Also have to make sure I sprinkle a lil bit o howdy propaganda
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