#but it was me

[almoststedytimetravel]

In love with amnesiac characters who, after getting amnesia, become goofy little guys. Just absolute clowns. Like, they're not quiet, contemplative, or brooding, they're just silly. Bonus points if before they lost their memories, they were an edgy little bitch and now, freed from the burdens of the past they become silly.

#you might have thorght this was me posting about Morgan fire emblem again #but it was me #arknights doctor #but yes also Morgan #being a silly little guy helpps distinguish them from Robin #fire emblem #fe13 #fe awakening #fire emblem awakening #arknights #morgan fire emblem

[dailyralsei]

ralsapril 1 - random

#you thought it was a rickroll!! #but it was me #ralsei #ralsapril #deltarune #ralsei fanart #deltarune fanart

[ilyuu]

hiiiiiiiiii anyone else up to offer themselves as sacrifices? teehee ☺️

#— 🔏. #OLIVER MIKA ALYSSA #BEFORE YOU ASK #well oliver is already committing crimes so a bit too late for that #BUT IT WAS ME #I’M THE ANON WITH THE ANGST

[projectbluearcadia]

Go To Horny (Jail) Bath

[ NSFW Rating - Suggestive - Mentions of nudity, dirty talking, shared bathing(?). Reader Discretion Advised ]

Annelie and Lucifer enter the house. 

Annelie: Lucifer, serious question. 

Lucifer: Yes?

Annelie: Where are your brothers? 

Lucifer: In the ice bath with Diavolo. Mammon started saying he was feeling hot, so I pushed him in. I told everyone else to go after him. 

Annelie: And... you're not there with them?

Lucifer: Of course not. I don't feel I've been affected in the least. 

Annelie: You just bit me.

She points to the dark set of teeth marks in her shoulder. 

Lucifer: That's out of character for me? 

Annelie: ...good point. 

Lucifer: Exactly. Now, let's check on the disease victims. 

Lucifer and Annelie head upstairs and make their way to Asmo's bathroom, where the boys are soaking in ice water; Mammon and Levi are the only ones with their clothes on, glaring at each other. Most of them are curled up in the water, but Diavolo stares at the ceiling drowsily. 

Annelie: ...ah, what a sight for sore eyes. 

Lucifer slaps her ass. 

Annelie: Okay, fine, they're suffering patients; I deserved that a little. But what's with Diavolo? 

Diavolo: Lucifer's brothers are still getting used to the cold. 

Mammon: Getting used to?! The fuck are your balls made of!? And why isn't that jackass suffering in this hell with us!?

Diavolo: As you can see they're a bit temperamental. 

Annelie: ...well, I would be too. 

Diavolo: My body went numb a little while ago, so maybe I don't have the right to talk. 

Satan: Damn straight you don't. 

Annelie: ...uh, guys, you realize you're talking to the ruler of the Devildom?

Satan: Fuck off, Annelie. What are you here for anyway?

Annelie: Ouch.

Not that I don't understand how you feel. 

Lucifer: Satan. 

Satan: ...I'm sorry, Annelie. I... Didn't mean to snap at you. That was my bad. 

Annelie: You're in freezing water and I assume you're hypersensitive, so no offense taken.

Solomon emerges from Asmo's room with several strange-looking tools in hand.

Solomon: Annelie, why are you back in here?

Annelie: Lucifer won't let me leave. 

Lucifer: No, I won't. 

Diavolo: I would recommend you do; I can feel your brothers shifting. 

Mammon turns into his demon form and starts wading towards the edge of the tub, and Levi isn't far behind. 

Mammon: Annie... Your tits look so soft. I bet that guy doesn't grab 'em enough for ya. I can do better. 

Mammon starts climbing out. 

Levi: Yeah right. I've heard Lucifer enough times, but there's definitely one thing he hasn't done to you, since he doesn't have a tail...

Levi's tail twitches, even as Lucifer kicks Mammon back into the bath. 

Beel: Urgh... guys, Anne is off-limits, right?

Satan: Is she? 

Satan's tail splashes the water violently. 

Asmo: Ellie, I can give you what you really want, you know? You'd like me, right? 

Beel: Anne... 

Annelie almost steps on Lucifer's foot as she backpedals. A black wing almost hits her in the face as it curls around her. 

Lucifer: All of you, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES!

Lucifer's brothers stop moving, and as if hypnotized, they all turn back to their normal forms. 

Diavolo: Hm...?  

Mammon: The ice bath doesn't hurt...? 

Mammon checks over his hands. 

Satan: It was like a sudden calm just came over me... 

Solomon: What in...? Asmo, come over here a second.

Asmo: Certainly~

Solomon: Put that tilde away; we're not doing that today. Give me your arm. 

Solomon takes some of Asmo's blood, which pulses pink, and Solomon stares at it for a long moment. 

Solomon: It's...dormant. Meaning...

Solomon's eyes stray towards Lucifer, and Annelie looks up at him

Annelie: ...Lucifer?

Solomon: Lucifer is the succubus queen?

#you thought it was Annelie #but it was me #plot twist #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #fanfiction #shameless self indulgence #writing #obey me! #rip these poor men #LuciAnne

[distinguished-slacker]

I am still waiting for Narumi to come back with a black eyepatch and a long dark cape and claim his position as the last boss of OnS.

#You though it was God #but it was me #Narumi! #evil Narumi pls #do u know how badass he would look with his trident? #biggest plot twist in history #he will take revenge on the guys for mocking his GIRL POWER💅 #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #narumi makoto

[krizste]

#my art #fanart #tpp #twitch plays pokemon #sorcerer #sho #you thought it was vanilla red #but it was me #sorcerer sho!

[hitroow]

I made this a while back for the #Miku100 tag on Twitter and a Japanese artist retwitted it and wrote"Burn" so

#Jojo #hatsune miku #you were expecting Dio #but it was me #Hatsune miku

[ravenkings]

#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl #i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason #twitter

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

#Tutorials & References #Gemstones #Jewels #Art Reference #Writing Reference #Gemstones Reference #If the original marker wants me to take this down I will

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

#calculus #understanding #integrals #let me sum up

[cemeterything]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

#🐉 #save me morning mist and sunrise

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[knifefightscene]

#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

#me tag🍭 #i might make more if anyone asks for them #EDIT: no im not lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aroace #aromantic asexual #ace #asexual #<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

#me and my family have been laughing about this nonstop #transmasc #top surgery #book talks