Joe had tried to write a will once.
Well, more accurately, he’d tried to make Cleo write one. After all, she had appropriate custody over an entire ship full of ghost sailors that season! If she’d inconveniently died, it would have been irresponsible to leave her armor stands to figure out what to do with the disaster that had resulted. Simply irresponsible, not to have a will.
Cleo had laughed at him. “Joe, I’m already dead. I’m not sure zombies can legally have wills.”
He’d huffed back. “Zombies can be responsible with what to do after they depart this plane the same as everyone else. Or, the second time they depart? You may have a point on the legality of the matter...”
He’d ended up half writing one too. To be honest, even as they both updated it season-to-season, Joe rarely had much he wasn’t willing to leave behind or loose. Oh, sure, he was terrible at letting go. One of the last through to the next world at the end of most seasons, in fact, too many projects still in the works, too many irons still in the fire. But not being willing to let go and not being willing to lose - those are two different things, now aren’t they? So, honestly, not much in his will. Normally, just who would take custody of any pets he’d picked up. (It was Cleo, and then normally either Xisuma or Scar if she couldn’t, depending on the pet and the year.)
He’d written it in rhyme this season, he thinks, standing alone in front of the spawn egg. Well, as fitting as everything else - no one will be around to execute it.
...and no one will have to. After all, Cleo had, after much cajoling, written hers in rhyme too, and he’s the executor. So, clearly, he can’t die, because that would put Cleo in real trouble if she managed to die a second time. Which she wouldn’t! Because she had a plan!
Maybe, he thinks, Cleo had a point, back then. Joe conquers death, and Cleo’s already died once.
What -
- he stares at the moon so long it burns his eyes, and then he takes flight again, ignoring the growing horrendous heat in his chest -
- what do they need wills for, anyway?
(Nothing at all.)
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OK. Hear me out: The reader making cute little plushies for the Elsens.
That's it. Go crazy. Go stupid
Ahhhh I envy reader in this one, I really wish I was capable of making plushies as well! That idea is so cute, the Elsen deserve to have a nice and warm, cuddly friend with them at all times! I wrote this a few months ago, in June or July, while I was still at school, so I don't remember if I've proofread this or not! And, in all honesty, I have too much commuting to do today to be able to properly do so either, so, sorry about that ^^'
Reader Making Cute Plushies for the Elsen
As someone who has always had a passion for creating and bringing smiles upon others, it pained you to see those poor inhabitants of such a bleak world, wishing to give them something to make them happy, to bring them joy and glee in this dreadful place. So, you’ve decided to make some plushies for them, a passion of yours for quite some time now. Anything and everything that came to mind, things, that those poor creatures have likely never seen before.
From armadillos to zebras, you’ve made it all as cute as possible, not wanting to scare away the shy and anxious Elsen. And some of them took a liking to your work as you went on with it, watching you with interest from the corners of their eyes, some even going as far as watching you over your shoulders as you oh so masterfully sewed together the ears of a panda. Once you’ve finished the animal and gave it to the first Elsen in your vicinity, the one observing your work and asking you about it, his eyes growing wide in surprise.
Cautiously, he took it from you, scrutinising it from every angle, trying to find the danger or harm in it. What if there was a bomb in it? What if meat was going to ooze from it? But no matter how much he poked and squeezed the plushie, nothing happened. In fact, the worst it did was give him the impression it was going to make a squeaky noise at any opportunity, but it never did. For a second, it seemed as though he was shaking with excitement, his tired smile turning genuine. Turning around, he showed off the gift he had received, with the other Elsen immediately taking to it.
As soon as the others had each taken their turn touching the felt, petting and squeezing it, the original Elsen took back its newly prized possession, thanking you and bowing low to you, wishing to show his gratitude. Soon after he had left, the others would flock to you, watching you intently, hoping to each receive a small gift from you, which you happily obliged with, giving each of them a small friend to call their own.
Soon enough, after a few days of preparation and weeks worth of work, every one of them had a small plushie with them at all times, cuddling them, making them have tea parties, yes, even living out their dreams through them together.
It didn’t take too long for all of them to plot and scheme together, knowing fully well that they would have a newfound guardian with them along with their original one. And yet, as much love as they have found within their novel toys, they were going to pay that exact same love back to you. They may not have had much, but they were willing to share what they did have with you. And thus, one day, you would find yourself getting dragged around by those small creatures into the library, the central part of zone 2. For as much as they looked down upon noise and intruders, they would hold a small “party” for you there. Even if calling it such was nothing short of a severe exaggeration, it was sweet nevertheless. And thus, they gifted you a cake, shaped in the likes of many a creatures you gifted them. Crocodiles, ostriches, turtles, everything you could think of was there. It was quite the small spectacle, but one of love, adoration and gratitude for you.
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i've been sitting on this story for a little while after the finals last quarter, and re-reading it now it's not as bad as i remember. enjoy!
The cool air outside whistled through the little vents and cracks of the cafeteria’s windows. It was an irritating note piercing the noise of the morning rush; I could hear it cleanly over the humdrum din of other diners. Comrades, you could call them; but I wasn’t too close to anyone across the fort, outside of getting to know the nurses a little better than some. So I stayed in my own personal bubble, in the far corner, idly stirring my spoon in the instant coffee for far longer than I really needed to. An excited little goat girl was bleating my name, bringing my eyes up out of interest and disdain.
PFC Elle Girbach sat in front of me. I may have endured her better than I endure others, being in the same platoon and all, but it was still grating to have my usually-solitary meal time interrupted like this. “Kaybee! Did’jya hear the news?” she chirped. In my irritated state, I growled out, “And a warm hello to you too.” My eyes returned to my drink—I wasn’t looking at her face, but if I was, I would have been met with a hurt tensing of the brow. She continued. “...they’re finally getting applicants processed for the new ‘Castor-Pollux’ procedure.” This did catch my attention, and I was able to tear my gaze away from my coffee to her and finally take a drink. “The what?” I asked. “I’m not sure, honestly. Just this new thing related to our mech department. Supposed to help with performance, apparently.” She looks around, brows furrowed further in observant concern. “Well, I’d assume so; they never find the budget for anything that doesn’t.” I rolled my eyes, bringing my hand to my chin and my elbow to the table. “True, but what they have it set up for in particular eludes me.” “Not me.” I returned to my defensive standoff. “Now find another pilot to bother, I need to relax before the upcoming sortie.”
She got up, flashing her enhanced carbide canines nestled in artificial gums, with a dismissive click of the tongue. “Gee, looks like someone’s in a mood today...” I interrupted her; “Oh, you’ll find I’m in many moods all the time,” said with a facetious smirk. “This one happens to be anti-social.” My brow drops as fast as my mask of a smile. “Now beat it, before I have to beat some sense into you.” She raised her chin at me and left. It may have been harsh but I know she takes it easy; you kind of have to keep a guard up around here, because you will get pushed over if your fellow pilots and other crew think they can get away with it. After I finish my coffee and hash, I rack up to the changing room some six floor above this one. The walk is a little more calming than the breakfast; at such an early morning hour, while the sun was still pulling itself up and over the landscape, the halls were quiet and uneventful.
No sooner do I reach the door and take two steps in does my wrist buzz—I glance down at my wrist, squinting at the embedded LED strip under my skin. My report from the top brass is to... head to sector 5? But that’s practically as far from the mech hangar as you could possibly get out here. What did they need with me out there?
The lights inside the pod flicker from white to orange as I climb in. It’s a very defined texture along the walls here, filled with greebling and pocketed with technology that does... far more than what I could even imagine. But the paint scheme on everything matches my bodysuit and helmet, so I must be in the right place. A little buzz on my wrist alerts me to a message incoming from the research team, giving me a concise list of instructions to get “plugged in”. I do have a few slots surgically embedded onto my body, but the process here seems to avoid those, mostly talking about getting certain wires put into the suit alone. As the last wire slots into place, the pod hums and my suit hums with it, before all the lights in here snap to green. I send a quick neural message, thinking: What’s next, then? Is this gonna be safe? before my wrist buzzes again, affirming that everything so far has been nominal and there’s no readings to indicate anything but. I try to swallow my worries down with a gulp—it doesn’t work. With nothing left to do, I let my finger tap the switch in front of me as directed.
Suddenly the whole pod goes from humming to singing a tone, shaking me to my very core. I struggle to stay upright, grasping at anything that allows my hands purchase on the curved walls. I can’t bear it, it feels like the pod itself is shrinking, I must get out of here—a full-on panic attack is erupting from between my ears. I’ve never been so scared before. I start clawing at my own suit, the constricting nature ensnaring me somehow, further adding to the deluge of sensory overload. My arms successfully puncture the suit, and I can barely feel my wrist buzzing above the myriad of other inputs, messages ensuring me that this is somehow still typical for their experiment; then it finally happens.
My arm is splitting in two, down the hand and right to the elbow. But there’s no blood or viscera, just a few extra fresh fingers peeling from the interior and finding the right place to settle. I would scream if I could find my voice, but it’s lost in the din of the pod. I stare in horrified wonder as the split continues down my arm, into my torso, and an unbearable itch develops from within me. I grope, pry, claw and struggle with my own body, before tearing my suit in two outright. The moment flashes into my skull, searing into my mind forever—I see someone else in the pod with me at the same time.
It takes a few minutes for me—us?—to catch our bearings. I have to lean on them initially for support, but eventually I can stand unassisted in the pod. I look them—me—down, and notice my suit is practically identical to theone I’m in right now, down to the little tears and scratches from earlier. Parts of my suit are plugged in, mirroring the connections that I have on my side as well. I feel their arms, trying to gauge the level of intimacy I have with my own self, looking back at me. Where their hands glide, it sends shivers across my body like waves on a still shore. Where mine glide, I can feel their body tense up, then relax, not yet accustomed to being touched by someone who knows them so well.
The pod is still for all these moments, feeling like eternity to ourselves. I hold them just as closely as they do to me. It’s a little... unreal how intimate I had allowed myself to be with what is technically a complete stranger. We haven’t even spoken to one another yet, but it’s like I knew what they wanted, what they were dying for, without a word shared between us. Without feeling like a word needs to be uttered. Eventually, I get another buzz on my wrist, letting me know they’ve been monitoring us and asking how I’m feeling subjectively. I start up another neural message, but try to imprint the raw feeling this time; instead of any words, I send the thoughts of how it feels to be alone with me, bundled with a few memories of the intimacy I felt with my own mom when I was young, and how I pined for some of my friends as I was growing up, always feeling drawn toward them as I aged but never being able to truly feel as close as I wanted to.
I spend another few moments just holding myself, and finally allow myself to break the silence. It’s the first time I’ve felt my voice all day, and it’s incredibly dry and froggy. I spare a little cough, and in return I chuckle at the seemingly-forced formality of it all. It’s true, I thought, that I was finally able to be completely and utterly vulnerable.
So I just asked myself a few things, things I had always wanted to try and figure out if I had another me in the room to answer. Some of it was to truly parse what I was feeling, and get a sense for the thoughts I had as an external mediator to myself; some of it was to merely hear myself talk, and remind myself that I needn’t be so damn hard on myself all the time. We continued like this for a short while, when finally I had one last buzz on my wrist. I knew they had read it as well, because it shocked both of us silent to the core.
They asked us to decide which one of us gets to leave the pod, never to return, and which one has to stay here forever. We had an hour to decide.
They never make it easy, do they?
I assume we share the same thought, as my double shoots me a look right as I shoot one to them. We chuckle quietly, muffling the dread of our inevitable decision; if only for a moment, it’s another moment to share together. I look, almost hopeful? And it’s because I assume I’d understand my decision better than anyone else. My mind was made up almost instantly, and I decided to spend the rest of the hour in peace; in a solitude of two, the company of myself.
Elle is the first of my platoon to see me after my little experiment, as we’re in the throes of an evening sortie.
She comments on my new mech, assigned to me earlier that day. “Hmph, figures they’d give the hotshot wrecking ball a new set of legs. What’s up with this, are they forcing you to toe the line so the mechanics stop gettin’ all uppity at having to fix your antics?” “...huh? Oh, no, this was for my... assignment today.” I respond, a little slower than usual, and she catches that quickly; she’s visibly taken off-guard by my lack of hostility. She responds, nodding; “Uh-huh... I, uh, hope you enjoy it.” She walks back to her own mech and techies rummaging about, no doubt already spreading the rumors of my altered behavior. It doesn’t bother me a bit.
I stride to my handlers, who are already preparing the cockpit for me. They hook me up, carefully inserting each wire into the ports on my skin. My senses dissolve into the synchronicity of my mech, and a familiar voice echoes in my mind, speaking to me—my own. “God, this feels so weird...”
“Maybe you’re lucky. I’ve always wondered how it feels to be in there.”
“Well, it’s weird. And when you got in here, it felt like I was... stepping into my own body. Or having it taken over...”
“What, like when we sync?”
“Yeah.”
“Huh...” I can’t bring my hand to my chin, but I can feel the ‘in- between’-ness of us doing it.
“It’s... a little hard to describe. Sorry...”
“That’s fine, it’s just... fun, watching you get to experience all this.”
“Thank you. It’s been fun so far, too.”
I couldn’t see them smiling—the fact that they didn’t have a physical body anymore kept that in check—but I could feel it. “You’ll have to keep me updated on all the stuff out of the mech as well.”
“Oh, they didn’t tell you? They’re giving me a little wi-fi unit to stay in touch with you.” I smiled broadly, and I knew they could feel it, too.
“Looking forward to it, then. Let’s get to work.” The mechs were ferried to the north field, and our sortie commenced.
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