#but like it’s cannon my dude

[ceddar-cheez]

Y’all wtf how to the Fallout Universe predict Covid and 2020-2022??

Ok so I’ve been doing a research on Fallout Lore cause I’m wanting to write a fanfic where the Sole Survivor is Japanese and received political asylum to America yadda yadda you know shaking up the rigid box Bethesda put the possible back stories. Anyway I needed to read up on the pre-war lore so I can write out what happened to Japan in their alternate history and so that Sole Survivor can talk about what life was actually like back then.

And my dudes, it’s basically what the fuck is happening now. So America was at war with communist China over oil running out. (Sounds a little familiar). But the. I keep reading and it references a New Plague and a massive nation-wide quarantine. Like bruh it even says there was never a cure and they just fucking dealt with it.

New Plague (2053)

Main article: New Plague

Another blow was struck in 2053, when the New Plague virus emerged. The virulent nature of the plague and the speed at which it had spread led to the first-ever national quarantine and the closing of American borders, as tens of thousands died.[Non-game 16] In 2055, the government commissioned West Tek to develop a cure for the virus. Though no cure was known to have ever been found, the research into a cure paved the way for subsequent biochemical research efforts.[10]

This is from the Fallout Bible written in 2002, so it’s not some shit that got added recently. (Now what’s happening today isn’t that hard to predict, I’m just saying this lore isn’t based off Covid)

Oh and this started 24 years before the bombs fell. So if your Sole Survivor is any older that 24, they’ve lived through it.

So now I’m just here stuck cause I wanna write my silly little Fallout 4 fanfic to fix my problematic fav Maxson (I can change him UWU) where others can read and get away from the horrors of today… only for when pre-war is asked about the Sole Survivor will canonically describe the general feeling of modern ass 2022 America. (So much for escapism).

Isn’t that fucking wild?

You’re more connected to the Sole Survivor now than in 2016. You are basically Sole Survivor in the intro going to your little fucking event and giving a little fucking speech and care for your child like the world isn’t crumbling around you and it’s on every channel.

So that makes me wonder, what would you think if you were asked about pre-bombs? Would you grieve in your Old World Blues? Would you be happy to be free of today’s societal shackles? Or just relieved that the show has finally dropped and at least that’s not hanging over your head.

“I can’t imagine being frozen for so long. What do you think of the wasteland?”

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout lore #sole survivor #just some musings #just think how jarring it would be to be reading an overly written smut fic of Maxson and then the MC starts talking about a fucking quaran #but like it’s cannon my dude

[cowardlykrow]

"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."

#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨ #Tinky #I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted. #t’noy karaxis #Nightmare time #time bastard #thinks i proof read it: writes always twice #hatchetfield #Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination #and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood #God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛 #Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted??? #I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened #(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)

[reggie-fish]

sighs sorry guys i guess its time i get a real art style

note yes these are traced from cannon tf2 images HERES THE IMAGES I TRACED OVER FOR THIS JOKE

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #cupid #spy loadout #scout loadout #THIS IS A / J THIS IS NOT SERIOUS AT ALL #CONTEXT FOR WHY I MADE THIS THOUGH IS BEAUSE SOME DUDE ON TWITTER MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY ARTSTYLE AND CHARACTER DESIGNS LMAO #LIKE IMAGINE BRO CALLING MY DESIGNS UGLY. TRUST ME IK MY ART AND DESIGNS ARE NOT EVERY ONES CUP OF TEA BUT COME ON #IMAGINE TAKING THE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO COPY MY ART STYLE JUST TO CALL IT UGLY #LIKE- BRO??? HELLO?? LMAO ARE YOU OKAY??? LIKE DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME THING??? #I FIND IT FUNNY BECAUSE THEY COMPARED MY AU DEISGNS TO THE CANNON DESIGNS AND LOOKS #EERRRMMM BUDDY HAVE YOU HEARD OF AN AU? PERSONAL DESIGNS? CREATIVITY WITH THE DESIGSN? #I FIND IT EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE THEIR BUDDY TAGGED ME IN THE DRAWINGS #I NEVER ONCE INTERACTED WITH THIS USER A DAY IN MY LIFE #AND THEY MAKE FUN OF MY STYLE CALLING MY DEISGNS UGLYKJNGSDKJGNSDJKGNSDJK #ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE HAD A GOOD CACKLE FROM PEOPLE ON TWITTER THIS MADE MY DAY DUDE

[wildtornado-o]

Roman "The last thing i need is to be responsible for some kid" Torchwick stop getting attached to kids challenge (impossible)

#dude acts SOOO tough but the moment a kid he slightly cares about is in danger he lets his wall down #Roman Torchwick #Sorry the colours r ugly oops #rwby #I dont think Melanies outfit was described but also my memory is bad so i just threw an outfit similar to her other one on her #my art #roman holiday #rwby roman holiday #Ik he doesnt have much cannon interaction with Em and Merc but like. he most certainly cared about them at least a little

[telltalehrt]

executive decision: the world needs more edgy ivypool art there is never enough

I remembered that one line about her never washing the smell of blood of her paws and hehe art time

#i feel like antpelts deaths would cause some sort of trauma down the line #like if I watched the same dude die twice one of the times by my hand i wouldn't just b able to go on w life #never finished a vision of shadows #so it might contradict cannon #but ive been taking bits of wc i like and ignoring the rest for years i won't stop now #ivypool #dovewing #warrior cats #warriors fanart

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

trying to gently explain to someone that you do not make an oc for a decades-old thing that has one of the most autistic and lore-entrenched fanbases without being willing to do either 1) a cursory wiki skim beforehand about the extensively well-established canon you're supposedly building your character off of, or 2) prepare for people to Not Like Or Understand What You're Going For, Here

tl;dr if you wanna do an alternate interpretation of a d&d god (and llolth??? being a sad misunderstood and distant power who didn't want any murdering done in her name????? and Personally treats a *male* cleric well???? is Definitely an alternate interpretation) then...make your own setting and write or DM for it?? instead of being mad that other people would share lore with you bc what you've come up with directly contradicts the canon that everyone else is going by???

#stirring up trouble #that aita made me spit blood. and while i am inclined to say theyre not an asshole bc i think its just a Rookie Mistake on that OP's part... #You Are The One Kicking Down The Sandcastles In The Sandbox Actually. ive done the same thing as a newbie to fandoms yknow #speculative headcanons for shit i simply didnt know existed. but when i got corrected i simply adapted and reworked my headcanons #instead of getting mad that someone else was willing to share knowledge and cite sources. *shrugs* long as they arent mean abt it. #anyway for those of you who are not aware: llolth is so fucked up even other evil gods avoid her. she's beefing with tons of them #llolth-worshipping drow society is also INTENSELY matriarchal. men are breeders or cannon fodder. llolth also LOVES infighting #and maintains her stranglehold on underdark drow by choking out rival faiths and 'culling the weak' via Lots Of Assassinations And Murders #so that only her bestest and most specialest followers get to live. basically turning them all into zealots. this is literally the canon. #and ***that*** is the goddess this person chose to 'save' their cleric dude???? comparing her to catholic god in that post even. like. what. #but hey. homebrew or with a dm that's cool with it?? fine. just. not in a freeform rp discord running off of forgotten realms canon. wtf

[omegasmileyface]

dreams are so awesome. had a totk dream last night where i did side quests and shit it was awesome. it was also very explicit about the fact that the botw games are, canonically and explicitly and deliberately, set in the fallout universe

#i dont know if thats right actually. #there were button presses and everything it was shockingly in-depth game design for a dream #we were on a boat preparing for a voyage— let it be known i was not particularly link. i think my brain mixed up my Special Protagonists #into a slurry to represent the player character. but anyway so i had to assist with like 3 tasks preparing the ship for launch #carting a big piece of ice around with a dude in it. with a timer challenge not to melt it since the boat had lava sub-floors. #AS BOATS DO. #a rope pulling sequence involving... esentially mashing but with joysticks. nobody use this irl it sucks. #and some shit involving a malfunctioning cannon where i had to freeze the bad launches in the air (reaction time) which would apparently #let the cannoneer fix the mechanism .. anound the floating balls ? i dont get that part. #and then after that the cannoneer (who was the sort of default leader of the ship bc everybody loved her and also she was the sister of the #captain and also butch.) sent me off to join some teenagers doing everyones favorite boat activity: getting in the little platform at the #bottom of the prow creating a sort of underwater stage and swordfighting whatever comes through the water. obviously. #now like i said this was a totk dream so obviously i took care of this one through my usual botw swordfighting techniques #(standing there and mashing y and just kinda taking damage until im done) #yeah. this of course was after like 3 other dreams— THOUGH they were mostly gentle and forgettable and not drains on my sleep #so i think the citalopram is starting to wear off

[skymoonandstardust]

I'm sorry, but even if the rumors are true and she and Joe aren't together anymore he has no right to come at her like that (especially not so soon)

#hey i heard you broke uo yesterday. want to hook up and give me bany number thirteen? #Taylor swift #nick cannon #if i was her i would ne so furious and disgusted tbh #its not okay even if he just slid into her DM #but to do that to her on the world stage? #no smh #makes me want to hurl #like #djdjdjdjjd #the audacity is sickening #and loke what? two days sgter the news broke #its notvevrn confirmed for christ sake #have a little respect my dude #I'm shocked no one is talking about this in the tags

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

i know i'm getting a little crazy over seeing other pokemon selfshippers at the moment but IT IS SO COOL THAT U ARE SHIPPING WITH GIACOMO!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT (also this is ur invitation to gush about him if you feel like it :])

Ashhfhhdhf yes me too ngl- Poke.mon selfshipper are so beloved rn!

And tbh I can't really gush about guacamole lad because I haven't actually played the game yet (but I will be getting Scarlet for Christmas as a present from my parents!) but he looks so cool and funky and handsome and ahdhshghdh????

Goths are actually a lesser known type for me so if a media has a goth there is a 99.9% chance I will end up crushing on them lol

#also i 100% blame one of my mutuals (riri) for this- #but like in a very /pos way lol #i just wanna listen to his terrible soundcloud rapping with him <333 #also he is cannon confirmed into other dudes (cause i say so) #thanks for the ask! #giacomo 🥑 #kay🛸

[spittyfishy]

So I’m working on a Remnant Fuyuhiko animation rn and it’s almost done but I just had to share my favourite frame that I’ve done so far! The eye motif is just so fun to work with

#Fuyuhiko has been stuck in my head for the last like week lol #all the remnants are so interesting #it’s devastating there isn’t more cannon content for them #but anyway #him! #little eye patch man #a funky dude #very messed up #they all are lol #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #remnants of despair #junko enoshima #despair fuyuhiko #remnant fuyuhiko #danganrompa #despair arc

[aquariasmoon]

Me: “Wow, I should really check over my fanfic I keep talking about so I can publish it I’m already on chapter 6!” Also me: *writes a whole ass oneshot fanfic all about Bryan’s earrings instead*

#why am I like this #Idk I like his little earrings ok? #they are cute :( #I liked them so much I headcanon them to be important to both him and his whole team #You don't have much cannon character so I project with you so hard my dude but what is there I love so much #Bryan my little meow meow #Bryan Kuznetsov #rants #beyblade

[obessivedork]

Tbh I’m only keeping Sebastian installed so that Lelianna recognizes Hawke in MOTA and it’s very funny to imagine Hawke justifying why he’s around to their friends. “Look, yeah this dude SUCKS so bad he’s the antithesis to most of us including & especially Anders and Merrill and ME and even the most pro-Chantry/anti-mage of you can’t stand him but he’s paying well and I’d rather keep my friends close and enemies closer, so get off my dick (gender neutral) about it I promise he won’t learn about wicked grace night!”

#rip sebastian enjoyers I simply get 0 enjoyment from choir boy outside of Varric's obvious dislike #I respect u and if it wasn't 'save room for andraste' flavoured I'd LOVE having a cannon no sex romance. But no smooches even? :( #just a little cheek smooch? forehead smooch? no? :( BOO! I'm ace but I want cheek and forehead Smooches!!! #also IK it isn't true in DA cannon but the SECOND Sebastian threatens to march on Kirkwall any of my Hawkes just kill chior boy #like bbgirl IK u loved Elthina but she was absolutely useless and deserved what she got sorry not sorry #*useless at best maliciously manipulative and DEEPLY at fault for everything spiraling like it did at worst #My only regret is Meredith and Cullen weren't with her in there lmfao #the ONE time I picked Seb over Anders was the time I made Carver a Templar. But I LOVE Warden! Carver so much more so. never again #and that hawke only got mad at Anders because MY BROTHER COULD'VE BEEN ON DUTY THERE TONIGHT #not for any moral grandstanding lmfao. sorry my dudes we have 0 moral highground with the number of enemies we've carved through in the game #Seb really does suffer from being DLC though he FEELS like an outsider to the group who keeps inviting himself #dragon age #*tagging for my own blog's sorting system I really hope it doesn't actually show up in the tag after all my rambling tags #bc I'm not here to be rude to people who do actually like the dude I just personally don't

[ghostbonetv]

I hate large groups of drunk people but there's something so funny about going out on a walk at 2 am and walking past a group of like 12 or 13 drunk guys who all awkwardly smile wave and thumbs up at you looking really confused bc why is this 12 year old motherfuxker walking into town at two in the morning???

#they were all so confused it was way too funny #headcannon that those 13 dudes are in a gay poly relationship #its cannon now #my favorite ship the 2 am pack of boyfriends #the 2 am pack of drunk boyfriends who wonder around silently reasuring sad teens #love them #they should make a boy band #i would listen to them ngl #the gays would flock #i think their band should be called like just three random words #big chum gloop #its big chum gloop now #i stan big chum gloop #i forgot what i was talking about ngl

[hopeheartfilia]

ok ok i have a question. would you consider evgenii onegin/vladimir lenski a rarepair. like on one hand they have like 30 fics on ao3. on the other hand thats like half the ships for the book in general, and while its not cannon i would argue its one of the main ships of its story

#rarepair #i have in fact argues this duribg recess when we were studying it in like grade 10 or smthing #can you see im trying to figuire out what i consider a rarepair myself because im intrested in cringetiber #but the consideration of what is a rarepair really to me personally #because like. okay. i dont knoe if i consider jetko a rarepair #i guess it counts but there is so much fic of it my dudes #i am a well fed jetko shipper so it doesnt feel like . rare enoigh to be a rarepair #and like i was thinking of obscure things i genuenly ship #that arent like. just the cannon relationship in a wlw novel #btw #rose hatwaway and vasilisa dragomir is my vampire academy otp #and that one does kinda count i thik #anyway #lily evans and narcissa blck was actually kinda a rarepair once upon a time but the marauders fandom got its hands everywhere and everythin #and also im not feeeling the hp but like if eel like bsically every hp ship isnt actually a rarepair #there is almost nothing you cn think of and genuenly be really invested in that doesnt have hundreds of fics #be it only partly of the actual ship

[teapartyprincess4two]

omg can you make a chris version to the talkative fic? my english isn’t very good i apology if this doesn’t make sense!

Talkative- C. Sturniolo

pairing: Yapper!reader x Boyfriend!Chris

classification: SFW & NSFW headcannons

inspiration: request^^

warnings: some 18+ content, use of y/n, established relationship

summary: head cannons of Chris with a talkative, yapper girlfriend!

Talkative- M. Sturniolo (Matt’s Version)

Talkative- N. Sturniolo (Nick’s Version)

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☆ SFW

You love to talk and that’s something Chris has loved about you from the moment he met you. He, much like you, is extremely extroverted, but every girl he’s talked to in the past has always found him to be too much. You’re his perfect match and although he also likes to talk, he loves to listen too.

☆ Chris never gets tired of hearing you talk, “Babe tell me the story about the teddy bear again.”

☆ You retell stories in such a detailed way that he can’t help but burst into laughter even if he’s heard it before.

☆ When you talk about your friends, it’s like you’re explaining their lore in full detail each time.

☆ “No, babe, that was Savannah. I’m talking about Teala,” or “Dude, I’m telling you that’s why they fired that bitch.”

☆ He has all the characters memorized, even categorizing their lives into arcs, episodes, and seasons.

☆ “Wow Teala is in her villain arc,” and “On this weeks episode of, Who the Fuck is Getting Fired!”

☆ He loves asking you questions because you somehow know the answer to everything.

☆ You’ll be eating dinner and suddenly a random question will pop into his mind, “Y/n, what does litigate mean? I heard someone use it today, sounded fancy.”

☆ You look up at him mid bite, slightly confused but also intrigued at a new topic of conversation.

☆ “I think it has something to do with the law, I don’t know, babe. But one time I heard someone say that on one of those court shows…” you drone on for a while.

☆ Chris always Googles the answers afterwards, not because he doesn’t believe you, but because he truly thinks you’re the smartest person on this planet and you haven’t been wrong yet.

☆ You’re both equally insane, you’ll laugh like crazy people no matter where you are.

☆ You tell the best jokes too, your mind works so fast that you’re able to create comebacks and quick, witty remarks to everything he says.

☆ Sometimes you’ll join him and his brothers on grocery trips, and the both of you wander off just completely in your own world.

☆ You’re the only person who can catch Chris off guard.

☆ You’ll say something completely unexpected and outlandish, causing him to pause whatever he’s doing and stare at you in shock.

☆ “Babe! No way you just said that.”

☆ “I said it, and I’ll say it again.”

☆ When you’re with friends, you tend to talk over each other and your friends almost break their necks switching their attention between you and Chris.

☆ To other people it might seem like you’re fighting each other for the spotlight, but in reality you’re able to bounce off each other’s energy and add on to whatever the other says.

☆ He knows what it’s like to be called annoying, so if anyone ever makes you feel uncomfortable for being talkative he defends you without hesitation.

☆ “Watch your fucking mouth. Don’t say shit like that about her.”

☆ Every conversation you have is full of inside jokes that no one else can keep up with, and it’s literally something new every week.

☆ Although other people are confused by the jokes, you and Chris understand each other fully, almost like you speak your own made up language.

☆ You make each other laugh so hard that your cheeks and ribs will start hurting.

☆ “Chris stop! I’m gonna pee,” you wheeze, rolling over on your side as you try to catch your breath.

☆ He keeps going though, making you laugh harder by making silly faces and funny voices through his story.

☆ After long days of filming and being away from you, he’ll cuddle up next to you in bed and murmur through the drowsiness, “Talk to me baby.”

☆ You know he’s tired so you don’t talk his ear off at a high energy, you just retell your day and play with his hair, kissing his face between sentences.

☆ He loves the sound of your voice, each word as sweet as honey, instantly lulling him into a peaceful sleep.

☆ You’re very opinionated and sometimes you say something he disagrees with, instantly creating a debate between the two of you.

☆ The debates always start off innocent, just you two going back and forth with opinions and the occasional fact.

☆ It’s not until it gets personal that Chris gets upset, giving you the silent treatment until you’re begging for him to talk to you again.

☆ “Chris, I’m sorry! Just talk to me, I’m so bored without you!” He tries putting on a tough guy act, but it never lasts long so he’s forgiving you within seconds.

☆ When you’re around older people, they always comment on what a nice, kind couple you two are because you engage in conversation with everyone.

☆ “What a nice old lady,” Chris says, slinging an arm around you as you both walk away.

☆ “Such wisdom,” you chime in, both of you falling into a fit of laughter. You could never take anything serious.

☆ NSFW

☆ Chris knows not to look too into your conversations with other guys, but sometimes he can’t help but get jealous.

☆ He’ll lose you at a party and find you talking to a stranger, an excited aura surrounding you as you jump from topic to topic.

☆ When he sees the guy becoming too comfortable and touchy, he makes his way over to you and inserts himself in the conversation.

☆ Later, he’s fucking you to teach you a lesson and clamping a strong hand over your mouth to keep you quiet, “This dirty little mouth of yours got you in trouble, Princess.”

☆ Other times he just gets turned on by your voice.

☆ He wants you to talk him through the sex and guide him on what positions you want.

☆ “C’mon baby, tell me how bad you want it.”

☆ Despite you both being talkative, there’s times when you’re so fucked out you’re speechless.

☆ The only sound that fills the room is skin slapping and Chris’s animalistic grunts, followed by your whimpers and small squeaks.

☆ He relishes in it, “This dick has you speechless, huh?”

☆ All he gets in response is a whimper, as you claw at his back for support.

☆ Chris loves when you dirty talk him, using your words to say filthy things to him.

☆ It riles him up beyond belief, and if you keep it going he’s lasting at least 3 rounds.

☆ Afterwards, he loves cuddling or spooning, both of you talking for hours about your future together.

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MASTERLIST

A/n:

Happy birthday to me! (It was yesterday at this point)

Thank you for this request and NEVER apologize for your English/ grammar. I’m a bilingual education major and I firmly believe you don’t need to apologize for that EVER. I luv u!

Also I’m bilingual (English & Spanish) If any of yall ever want to send in a request in Spanish, go ahead bbys! LOS AMO 💋💋💋

Lastly, I’ll admit that this was harder to write than Matt’s version idky

- L.A.M.B👼🏻💗

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[glitterbunnysparkle]

Look at this loser.

-Crow

#pathetic loser #oscar #oscar et la dame rose #I cant believe he cheated on Joseph when they started dating #Cannon hurts #Fannon is worse #Joseph deserved better #Un sac de billes #French #Italian #France #Nerd #Get him out of my sight #10/10 would dropkick again #Dude like why how #gacha club #gacha community #gacha character #gacha art #gacha #gacha life #gacha video #gacha world #my gacha #gachaverse