Me: Alright, Emperor, prove you know me.
Emperor: You slept with the Drow, Minthara.
Me: Wait-
Emperor: You pleased her.
Me: WAIT-
Emperor: You still have feelings for her.
Me: OKAY OKAY I GET IT I-
Emperor: You quicksave before every conversation with her because you-
Me: NONONO SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP MINTHARA DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE LIES
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Just Watched Mayfair Witches...
It feels like it's almost on purpose just how much this show demonstrates all of the opposite of what made IWTV so good.
~ It treats the characters of color like servants and throwaways
~ There's zero chemistry in the "seduction" storyline
~ It's all over the place narratively so you can't stay with characters long enough to care
It's just BAD.
#ThisIsNotARec
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I wake up to 50 notifs what the heck happened while I was knocked out and under not only my plushies but also my cat who decided my pile looked comfy enough to sleep on?
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still can't believe kishimoto practically rewrote romeo and juliet when he wrote madara and hashirama's backstory lmao
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seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS
YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR
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Y’all I say I hate dating apps and need to meet men in the wild. But like I’m dog sitting and decided to go to the dog park. And like the level of annoying I feel when men speak to me unprovoked is unreal.
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Let’s all pretend that this band wouldn’t realistically suck, k?
Episode 48 Part 12
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rewatching aos and realizing i REALLY go for the blue coded girlies and no matter how much i try to go with a different color palette,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i will revert to the Roots
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Hobie getting Miles a bonnet because Miles is just out here sleeping with no protection for his hair.
The first time Hobie sleeps over at Miles', Hobie's putting his hair up in his bonnet and when he looks over at Miles, Miles is just... straight up laying there. No bonnet, no turban, no nothing. And he just stares at Miles.
"...What are you doing ?"
"Where's your bonnet ?"
"My what ?"
"So you just go to sleep with your hair all naked and shit ?"
"Hobie, what are you talking about ?"
"Nothing. Night."
But Hobie doesn't sleep because the fact that Miles is just sleeping soundly with no hair protection and the next morning, he's just staring as Miles struggles to detangle his hair.
So the next week, Hobie drops a present off at Miles' with a note attached to it
"Took me forever to find one that you'd like, but I feel that this one is perfect for you. Wear that shit. I'm serious, Miles. I cant sleep at night knowing that you sleep like that. Hair protection is no joke. - HB"
And Miles takes Hobie's present out of the box, and there's a satin bonnet with sunflowers on it. Miles puts it on and it feels... really comfortable and is amazed when he starts waking up and his hair is less frizzy and that there's way less breakage and that he wakes up with less knots and tangles and doesn't have to spend all morning detangling his hair.
And the next time Hobie comes over, he's so proud to see Miles wearing his bonnet, even in his downtime.
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