Man, let me tell you about this situation with my girl. She needs to understand who's in charge and start respecting my wishes more. It's been getting on my nerves lately.
So, we were hanging out with some friends, and she starts talking about some plans she made without even asking me. I was like, "Hold up, who do you think you are making decisions without even consulting me?" But you know how some girls can be, always thinking they can do whatever they want.
I tried talking to her about it later, telling her she needs to listen to me and respect what I want. But she just brushed me off, acting like I'm overreacting or something. Like, excuse me? I'm her man, and she should be listening to me.
It's not just that one time either. She's been doing this more often, and it's pissing me off. I gotta put my foot down and show her who's boss in this relationship.
I mean, I take care of her, provide for her, and she should be grateful for that. But instead, she acts like she's got all the power in the world and can do whatever she pleases. Nah, that ain't how it works.
She needs to understand that I'm the one in charge here. If she wants to be with me, she better start obeying my wishes and showing me the respect I deserve. It's about time she learns her place in this relationship.
I know some people might say I'm toxic or controlling, but that's just how it is. A man's gotta be the one in control, and she needs to learn to accept that.
I ain't gonna put up with her defiance much longer. She better shape up, or I might have to find someone who knows how to treat their man right. Ain't nobody gonna disrespect me like that and get away with it.
Yeah, it's tough love, but she needs to learn her lesson. I'm not backing down on this, no matter what anyone else says. It's my way or the highway, and she better get that through her head real quick.
That's the story, man. I gotta be firm and assert myself in this relationship. It's the only way she'll ever learn to treat me right.
(This is satirical)
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men am i right *ba dum tiss* ... *cricket noises*
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I love the fanart produced by the fandom for mxtx novels, but I’m always dying at the people who make fanart specifically of pathetic characters that make them seem cool and mysterious. Imagine your introduction to Qi Rong is some painting of a “suave and threatening ghost,” only to read the novel and discover that he’s a tacky, cowardly loser that literally nobody in canon likes or respects? Imagine your introduction to Jiang Cheng being “calm and respected sect leader,” just to read the novel and find out he’s a cowardly, homophobic serial killer that literally nobody in canon likes or respects? I’d be pissed LOL
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the pinterest app is so broken that it makes the tumblr app look polished 😭 i just tried to follow someone and every time I hit the button, it did nothing but reduced their follower count by one. i had to refresh after i had brought their follow number to zero before it let me follow them. how do you fuck up that badly 😭
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every year i look forward to that one turn in hochfilzen because someone always fucking falls
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i will say its hilarious the ammount of misgendering that goes on in nona the ninth, many times coming from the main character herself
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“no pets” this “no pets that”...
the people i rent from keep trying to give me additional animals “do you want a corn snake do you want a bunny someone gave me a 40 gal fish tank do you want that you could get more fish” ma’am i live in a studio apartment over your garage how many critters do you think i can fit in here
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