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paellaplease · 3 years

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HAII!! if it hasnt been done yet, could you do revali x reader with basorexia? maybe reader really wants to give him a kiss but she really cant since,, yknow she has lips and he has a fuckin beak so she just decides to give him a lil smooch on the cheek? idk that was just an idea i had in mind, u dont have to write it!

22. basorexia - the overwhelming desire to kiss.

pairing: revali x reader summary: revali spirits you away to enjoy the new years eve festivities.

In the darkness of your room, you awoke to the sound of a soft tapping on your window. Twisting in the mess of blankets and pillows, you pushed aside the papers and textbooks that had accumulated at the foot of the bed, noticing only then that the candle at your desk had long since extinguished.

Head pounding, you rubbed at your tired eyes, feeling heavy. How long had you been asleep?

The tapping grew more insistent, forcing you to get up. Grumbling, you allowed yourself a second to stretch, ignoring how your room felt like water sloshing in a glass.

"Yeah, yeah. Hold on!" You said, hobbling to the window. Brushing the mess of hair from your eyes, you pulled the curtains away and roughly pushed it open.

The culprit hovered outside, eyes bright and smug. Revali looked very much at home though he was floating at a dizzying distance away from the ground. In the sleepy haze, he looked like a painting of some myth you had read before, with the late night sky as his backdrop and the outline of your window as his frame.

"Took you long enough."

"Apologies. I thought some tree branches were hitting the glass."

The Rito made a show of turning in the air. "Funny, I don't see any nearby trees."

"I know," you sighed, disappointed.

Revali rolled his eyes and poked his head through the window, feathers brushing past your cheek as he ignored your personal space in favour of scoping out your room. The stiff turn of his neck as he looked around reminded you of the curious and confused little birds that landed on the sill from time to time.

"Quite a dreary home you have here." Gesturing to the overall darkness, he pointed to your stack of scattered papers. "You shouldn't study without proper lighting, it's bad for your eyes."

"I was asleep."

"Why, I'm surprised. And here I thought you were one of the festive many who choose to stay awake at an ungodly hour in order to count down the remaining seconds of the year."

"Well," you shrugged, not wanting to meet his eyes. "Not like it's anything special. New year, same shit. What difference would a countdown do?"

Biting down on your tongue, you stopped yourself from saying anymore. The cold breeze sifted past the light shirt you were wearing, making you shiver.

He was right, normally you were one of those people who stayed up, excitedly watching the hands of the clocktower tick til they reached midnight. You enjoyed the energy of being in a collective crowd, waiting with bated breath for the first inhale and exhale you would take into the brand new year.

The final month on the Hylian calendar brought a sense of relief and a hope for new beginnings. Usually today of all days you were at your happiest, jumping at the prospect of celebrating along with the rest of the kingdom and yet…

That sinking weight clawed at your chest again, forcing you to clamp down on it once more.

You grimaced. There it was; that bitter feeling. Hylia. How annoying. It twisted in your brain like an angry snake, pulling down your mood and enthusiasm along with it.

Last year you wanted to cheer and dance until the morning light. Now all you felt like was staring at the wall. Or falling asleep.

You blinked, turning back to the window to see Revali patiently waiting for you to continue. Feeling your face warm, you hustled your brain to get a move on. A coherent thought would be great right about…now!

"Hey have you ever wondered why they don't grow trees on this side of the castle? It's not fair the more expensive quarters get all the pretty greenery. I mean, non-noble guests still need that sweet oxygen everyone keeps raving about, you get me?" Shut up brain, that's enough. I said a coherent thought. C o h e r e n t.

Stars in his wings, Revali shook his head but answered anyway. "I agree, it's hardly fair. Also go change into something warm, we need to get you outside."

"What? Why?"

Something in the Rito's expression clued you in to the fact that he wasn't in the mood to play stupid. You've been sitting in the dark for the past few days and it didn't take a private investigator to know it was playing tricks with your head. "Fine, but when I say we go back--we go back, got it?"

He huffed, turning around to give you some privacy. "I promise on my honour."

The brightly lit lanterns of the town square made you squint as you shuffled closer to your guide, the sound of the city loud in your ears.

Though less prominent, the twisting feeling in your gut continued, making you more hyper-alert than usual to the world around you. Adjusting the sleeves of your coat, you followed Revali past the streets, the Rito expertly navigating through the sea of people.

Somewhere along the way he had taken your hand, and you told yourself it was a good way for you both to stick together. Wouldn't want you getting lost and spending the final minutes of the year playing an elaborate game of hide and seek after all. He was a great friend like that. Nevermind that everytime you would hold his wing a little tighter to remind yourself that he was there, he would always squeeze back.

You needed a distraction.

Just focus on everything that's not him.

The night was alive with the sound of music. It didn't matter if you partied with an alcoholic drink in hand, or a glass of milk, everyone in Hyrule was filled with an addictive buzz that came with an event that only happened once a year. Vendors with bright smiles called out from their stalls, the smell of freshly baked sweets or the sizzle of a barbecue beckoning you to take a closer look. To your left, a group of friends raised their hands in the air, loudly welcoming a Goron that had turned up late but regardless had finally arrived.

The archer followed your line of sight, guessing the question bouncing in your head. "Daruk is in Eldin, probably rattling Death Mountain with that story again about the Moblin camp and the barrel of explosives."

"I love that story."

"Of course you would."

"Sorry about your feathers though."

"Whatever, they grew back."

"How about the one's on your--"

"Anyway," he interjected quickly, playfully nudging you to the side and glowering at your laughter. "We've been told to 'take a break'. The other Champions have chosen to spend this day with their families and loved ones. We are planning to regroup and continue preparations in the days following."

"How about you?"

"I already said it."

Your cheeks coloured at the implications of his words, mind replaying the previous sentence. Families and loved ones. Families and loved ones. He didn't even hesitate. You both were not related. So that left you with...

"Woah!" Digging your heels into the dirt, you abruptly paused your brisk walk and saved yourself from colliding with the archer's back.

Stopping at one of the stalls, Revali held two fingers up. You glanced up at him questioningly but he refused to give anything away, expression relaxed. The vendor returned quickly, the Rito thanking them quietly and placing the payment on the bright yellow table cloth along with a large tip in their jar.

He turned around, dropping a square shaped pastry into your hands. It was some kind of rice cake, with a fluffy exterior and a golden baked surface that smelled of butter and felt warm like the sun.

Taking a bite, you smiled at the hints of coconut that were hidden in its sweet flavour. The sticky treat was familiar somehow. "Is this so luck sticks to you in the new year?"

Revali scoffed, though failed to hide his own smile behind the cake held in his wing. "You said the same thing when we first met. You need new material."

"Says the baron of bird puns."

"I am the king." He punctuated the statement by biting into his own rice cake. Offering his wing, he gently took your hand once more, turning back to step again into the busy promenade.

Following him, you noticed that the crowds ever so slowly began to thin. A lantern lit hill was coming up. The grassy expanse was dotted with a few people, though it was blessingly not as populous as the town square. "I should be the one that's surprised. Thought you hated crowds unless their attentions were all on you."

"It's tolerable so long as I am with good company."

The both of you walked up the hill with an unspoken agreement to make it to the top. Taking a seat on the grass, you allowed yourself to breathe, chest heaving from the small burst of exercise after days of being sedentary.

The twinkling lights of Castle Town stretched out before you. Gazing at it, you could imagine all the untold stories hidden in the glowing little pockets of the alleys and in the hushed whispers behind closed doors. Funny how in a city so full of people, one can feel so alone.

Revali was the first to speak, breaking you from your thoughts. "I think I can understand now. Looking at it from this distance, it really can feel like nothing much has changed."

You continued to stare at the lights, trying to focus on a certain string in an attempt to ground yourself. "Yeah. Sometimes it feels like though the world continues to spin, I'm remaining completely still. Just stagnant."

Frowning, you ran your hands through the grass, feeling the dirt shift under your fingers. You could feel your frustrations building, bubbling up to the surface with no way of dragging them back down.

"And the challenges just get worse every year. How am I going to face those old problems and these new ones if I'm still the same lost person I was back then?"

Your voice echoed at the last sentence, making you hide your head in embarrassment. That was loud.

Some strangers relaxing on the hill turned around to flash you an annoyed glare, before quickly returning to their picnics after spotting the Great Eagle Bow on your friend's back.

"I'm so sorry." You wanted more than anything then to dig a hole and hibernate preferrably for the next hundred years or so. "I'm yelling, that isn't like me. I'm so so--"

"There's nothing to be sorry about. You needed to say it." He glanced at you from the corner of his eye. There was a serious element to it that made it a little hard to breathe. "There is one part of that I don't agree with, however."

"What is it?"

"That entire section about you, how did you put it, stagnanting." He twisted a wing in the air, thinking on his words before pointing a feather directly at your face. "You're fully capable of enacting the change you want to see in yourself."

You felt a little dizzy now. But another kind of dizzy, one very different from the vertigo you felt waking up in the darkness of your room.

"And who said you were exactly the same as you were back then? You've changed. In a good way. You're stronger and more capable of things I'm sure the person you were two years ago or even less couldn't even fathom doing."

Turning to face you, Revali gave you his full attention, compelling you to do the same as the cadence of his speech joined the steady rhythm of your own beating heart. From the back of your mind, you could barely register the sound of people gathering together, their voices floating into the cold night air.

'Ten!'

"It's difficult to see your own progress from a distance."

'Nine!'

"So take my advice and start looking at yourself up close for once."

'Eight!'

He had that expression on his face, one that said he was thinking too hard about something. It was like watching him try to pull the planets together with just a piece of string. His brows were furrowed so deep that your fingers wished to run over his feathers and smoothe the worried creases.

'Seven!'

You slowly reached out to him, giving him enough time to back away. Revali stilled as your hands traced up the nape of his neck, leaning in as his pulse thrummed underneath the soft pads of your fingertips.

'Six!'

He opened his beak the moment you reached his face. You paused, half expecting him to tell you to let go and pretend like it never happened.

Instead, he called out your name.

'Five!'

He said your name again, though quieter now. It was enough to tug at the invisible force drawing you two together. Enough so that the polite distance nervously enforced by the both of you gradually began to dissipate, trailing away like a ribbon of smoke as you both leaned in closer.

'Four!'

"May I--," He cleared his throat, eyes darting away for a second before they were back on you again. Bright green in the lantern light. Emeralds in the desert sand.

'Three!'

"May I kiss you?"

"Yes."

'Two!'

"Your way or mine?" You couldn't help but joke. Revali smiled, exhaling a soft joyful laugh before pressing his forehead to yours.

'One!'

'Happy New Year!'

An earth-shaking boom rattled your ears, but all you could think of in that moment was Revali and the feel of his feathers against your skin; the utter elation of being so close to someone you deeply cared for and that cared just as deeply for you.

In the dazzling light you lifted your head from his, both your eyes meeting for a brief moment. Hands moving, you gently angled his face with a steady hand, feeling then the soft, butterfly light brush of his wings on your waist.

Closing your eyes again, you leaned in to press your lips against his beak, the blush on your face warmer than any fever or furnace. The Rito's soft sigh was barely audible as you trailed your kisses upwards, stopping at the red circle on his cheek.

Revali laughed again as you turned his face to press a kiss to the identical red mark on the other side. "You're very thorough."

"You deserve it." You beamed. "And this is just the beginning, just you wait at the end of the countdown I'll--"

"Actually my dear," he grinned, pointing to the sky.

"Huh?"

Above you were the vibrant colours of the firework display. It was beautiful and awe-inspiring, but a confirmation that you were definitely minutes in to the new year.

"Oh," you said, before shaking your head with a smile. "It's fine, we got 12 more months to prepare ourselves for the next one."

Revali nodded, pulling you closer so he could press your foreheads together again.

"Indeed," he grinned. "Now will you finish your sentence? What exactly were you going to do at the end of the countdown?"

fin.

#revali x reader #revali #botw #revali botw #prompt fic #more taggs later #i wrote this entirely on my phone so apologies for any errors #been thinking about this for a long time #also very late but happy new years #paella writes

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bucky-iss-bae · 5 years

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Love over Fear (Billy Russo x Reader)

Love over Fear - Billy Russo x Reader

A/N: I'm the worst at kidnapping scenes. I just, this is a whole MESS. Hope ya’ll still like it though, took 10yrs to write because idk I was lazy.

Pairing: Billy Russo x Reader

Fandom: Marvels The Punisher

Prompts: I almost lost you kiss - Breaking The Kiss To Say Something, Staying So Close That You’re Murmuring Into Each Other’s Mouths – You don’t have to act like you’re ok.

Warnings: Kidnapping, lowkey angst, lowkey fluff

Word count: 2750

Hope you all Enjoyyyy xoxo Feedback is always appreciated

THIS HASNT BEEN PROOFREAD PROPERLY. ISSA WHOLE MESS XOXO

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You always knew the risks that came with Billy Russo, but you chose to ignore them. Mainly because you loved him, but also because you felt safe around him. You know that his line of work meant he always had an enemy around the corner, you knew that you were seen as his weakness. You two weren’t one for PDA, instead chose to show your affection towards one another behind closed doors, at parties, galas, and other formal events you were on his arm, stood side by side. He often worried that this would put you in danger, by being around him, by standing by his side through good and bad, but you still chose to support him.

The one day you were taken though, he didn’t realise how much he needed you until you were gone,

“Wake up bitch” You felt someone rip something from across your mouth, you slowly squinted your eyes open, your head pounding. You were sat in a dimly lit room, a man you recognised as someone Billy hated, though you weren’t sure who he was specifically. You were scared, to say the least. Last you remembered was reaching in your bag ready to unlock your apartment door, and now you’re here.

You could feel your heart pounding in your chest as this man crouched down in front of you a gun in his hands,

“Good” he murmured a sadistic smirk on his face, “Now, what’s going to happen. Everyone knows you’re Russo's girl, and people see the way you two are, they know that you’re not just a fling are you? No. You know this man better than his own marine buddies do, so when I ask a question about him, you’re going to be a good girl, and you’re going to answer. Do you understand”

You face twisted into anger, trying not to show the fear that you felt. You knew that Billy would soon realise you’re missing, and he’s got the resources to find you.

“If you know that I’m not just a fling, then you’ll also know that Billy won’t let you get away with hurting me”

“Who says Billy has to find out huh sweetheart”

You couldn’t help but grimace at the man stood in front of you, “Your first mistake is underestimating the man you’re trying to get information on. Your second mistake is taking someone that’s important to him”

You weren’t sure where your bravery came from as you stared this man in the face, you had faith in Billy, but you didn’t have faith in yourself right now. You were scared, but your words told you otherwise.

“Considering you're the one tied up right now, you seem to think your man is really coming to save you huh” He grumbled

“But how about this,” He said pushing the gun into your ribs, “You start talking, you’ve gotta know Russo’s business, all of his businesses”

You bit your tongue, not wanting to come out with a sarcastic comment which probably would get you shot, instead, you shook your head, hoping to buy some time, “I know that he was trained as a marine. That he has his own security company. That he’s capable of finding me, and once he does well, you can ask him those questions then, or you can beg for your life, either way, you’ll get your face to face with him and he’ll have all the answers for you”

“How about, you start talking, and I won’t give the two of you, matching scars”

He slowly placed the gun back in his holster before pulling a knife out, he played with it for a few seconds, that sadistic smirk coming back onto his face, he looked at you the sadistic smirk coming back on his face, the fear settled in your stomach.

“What? Nothing to say about your knight in shining armour?” He asked tracing the blade across your face,

Before you had the chance to say anything, you heard a bomb explode, seconds later you heard rounds of guns going off, loads of shouting, the man in front of you grabbed out his gun, staring at the door.

You were hoping that this really was your knight in shining armour because you have no clue what he would do if you got shot or killed. You trusted Billy blindly, you both often worried about where his line of work would end up with you, and by that, you knew his enemies weren’t the nicest people, and you both knew that you were both his strong and weak link.

“Who the fuck is here” He yelled back to you,

“Either someone that wants to kill you, someone that wants to save me, or both. Well... hopefully, both. If not we’re both screwed”

He glanced back at you, before glancing at the door when the handle began to shake. Seconds later he had a knife at your throat, your body went completely rigid, feeling the cold blade pressing against your neck. Your breath caught in your throat, trying not to jump when the door was kicked open,

Billy came storming in a few of his men behind him, he put his hand up signalling for them to stop as soon as he saw you, you knew Billy better than anyone, you could read his face, and right now there was both fear and rage in his eyes. He stared at you before his gaze shifted towards the knife at your throat and then the man holding it,

“Looks like you’ve got your face to face” You bit out at the man,

His grip tightened on you, and you heard him snarl,

“Let her go now, and I’ll make your death quick and easy,” Billy said to the man,

“Now why would I let go of my only leverage”

Billy narrowed his eyes at the man, his glare turning to stone and eyes going blank, a look you never saw on him, a look that ran shivers down your spine.

“Alright,” Billy said handing his gun to one of the men, Billy then took off his bulletproof vest and threw it on the ground,

The man who held you in a grip loosened slightly before grabbing you again,

“What's your play here Russo,” He asked Billy,

You felt like you couldn’t breath scared for your life as you felt the blade being pressed against your throat, but Billy put his arms out

“Like she said, you’ve got your face to face” Billy smirked, a murderous look in his eye.

A wave of relief came over you as he dropped the blade from your neck, he let go you but instead aimed to stab Billy instead, the two of the fighting hand to hand. You felt someone cutting you loose and grabbing you out of the room, trying to get you away from the danger, you recognised them as one of Billy’s boys.

Instead, you couldn’t move, watching as Billy beat this man, the anger and aggression he had in his eyes now showing as he beat this man down, using his own blade against him. You had never seen Billy like this, and to say it scared you was an understatement. This wasn’t your Billy, you knew the risk of being with Billy, how you were a target by proxy, yet you had never seen why it was a risk being with Billy. You had never seen this side of Billy, the killer within him, the reason why he has the scars he wears on his face.

You saw a man that you didn’t know, yet he was still your man, you felt yourself being dragged out, feeling more scared within those seconds than you did the whole time you were held captive, scared for the man who took you, knowing Billy would hurt him for touching you, you were scared that Billy would get hurt. Scared that this Billy is the real Billy and he might see you as weak. Someone pathetic and weak enough to get taken, to not be able to defend themselves in the given situation the way he had.

You wanted to turn and run back to Billy, make sure he was ok, make sure that he was still your Billy because what you feared most in those few seconds wasn’t loosing yourself, and your own life, instead losing him and living a life without him there.

“Y/N, we need to go. Now” Frank now had you, trying to get you to go with him, you hadn’t seen him before now, but you looked at him, he stared back with sympathy in his eyes, “Come on, he’ll be out in a second”

He didn’t give you a chance to say anything else instead went and made sure you were safely in a car. He got in the drivers seat and drove you back to your apartment, he made sure you were ok. Asked if you needed anything, all you wanted right now was Billy. To make sure he was safe, to make sure he hadn't gotten hurt because of you and your stupidity of getting kidnapped. In the moment it didn’t feel real. You knew Billy well enough that he was going to find you. You had faith in him, you truly did. But you didn’t know how to take everything in from what happened.

Frank took you back to your apartment and made sure you got in safely. You were in shock, realising that you were in a situation where you could’ve died, what if he didn’t find you, you wouldn’t have said anything. You didn’t know enough to say anything. But it made you think how much you didn’t know, you knew being with Billy meant that you would be in danger. But why?

“You good Y/N?” Frank asked you, he sat beside you on your couch, your arms crossed hugging your chest, unaware of your surroundings, he set a mug of tea down on the table.

“Bill is on his way. Did you want me to stay until then?” He asked,

You smiled up at him and shook your head, “Thank you. For helping me today”

He smiled and gave you half a hug before kissing your forehead, “I’d do it again Y/N. But I’m hoping there’s not a next time”

You couldn’t help chuckle at that, “Well, I have faith in you boys. Even if its something... that I’ve never seen before. But you carry on Frank. I’m fine, I promise”

He let out a scoff at that, “You sure kid?”

“Yeah, I just, I need to sort myself out a bit. You carry on Frank.”

Before leaving he gave you a hug, told you to call him if you needed to talk. After he left you got the strength to get up and go sort yourself out. You didn’t feel safe, knowing you were taken right outside of your apartment, you touched the back of your head feeling a small bump forming but knew there wasn’t any chance of a concussion especially as you were lightly drugged with chloroform. You had no clue how long you were out for, so instead, you washed your face, got out of these clothes into something comfier before finally drinking the tea Frank made for you.

You sat back down, wanting to get the images out of your mind. Whenever you closed your eyes all you remember seeing is Billy’s cold eyes. You had never seen him the way you did, and now it was all you could think about. That look taking you over the edge of everything. The man you trust with your life, looking like someone who could take another with no second of hesitation.

You heard a banging on the door which took you out of your trance, Billy was stood on the other side waiting impatiently to get to you, make sure you were safe. He knew what you saw, he knew that you saw a side of him you never wanted him to witness.

When you answered the door all you saw was blood, all over his clothes, his face. Your heart was in your throat and you weren’t sure what to do, how to react.

“Y/N” He said looking at you in awe. Billy wasn’t sure how to react around you after knowing what you saw

“Billy” You whispered at him, you gave him a small smile and stepped aside to let him in, he walked passed you, but stood beside you as you shut the door behind him.

When you turned back around he was stood there, his mouth opening and closing a few times ready to say something, he held regret in his eyes, some fear, rather than saying anything he cupped your face in his hands,

Your breath was in your throat and he leaned forward to kiss you, a kiss that held more passion than any other before, you moaned into the kiss before separating and resting your forehead against his,

“I... I can’t lose you Y/N” He whispered against your lips before kissing you lightly again, “I can’t lose you. I’m so sorry”

You instead shook your head, only slightly though.

“I had faith in you, Billy. I knew that you would be there for me.”

He moved to pull you into a hug, kissing you on the side of your forehead,

“I’ll always be there for you” He whispered, “And I’m so sorry you had to see a side of me you’d never seen before”

“It scared me Bill,” You told him honestly,

He froze slightly at that before he looked at you, pushing your hair out of your face, “You don’t ever need to be afraid of me Y/N. Never”

You sighed and nodded at him before going completely inside, his hands dropped from your face and he followed you,

“You should probably get cleaned up, do you want to go grab a shower and I’ll grab some clothes of yours?” You asked him,

He nodded and went through to shower while you grabbed some of his clothes from whenever he stayed here.

He took less than five minutes in the shower before he came back out to you,

“How are you? He didn’t hurt you did he?” He asked you rubbing your back slightly, Billy was never the best at comforting someone at such sudden situations. He could fight any fight, but raw emotion he found difficult, yet sometimes found it easy with yourself.

You scoffed and shook your head, “No. I mean he smashed my head with something. It hurt, and then he drugged me. But you got there not long after I woke up. He sent a few threats in there, he would’ve probably followed through but I, I don’t know I wasn’t as scared as I thought... but then my knight in shining armour barged in. That’s when it all hit me when I realised I didn’t need to be strong for myself anymore. I knew I was safe, but the reality of what could’ve happened...”

He pulled you into him and hugged you providing comfort, “You don’t need to pretend to be ok. I went mad when I realised what happened, and finding out who done it, scared the shit out of me. In all my life I had never felt so defeated or weak.”

“How did you know where to find me?” You weren’t sure if you wanted to ask, but a part of you wanted to know,

“I have my ways” He murmured, “The main thing is you’re safe though”

You nodded at that before thinking back to earlier, when you saw him, “When you... when you found me. You had a look in your eyes...”

“I was ready to kill him Y/N” He cut you off, his jaw was tight and teeth gritted, “I was ready to make him suffer for taking you from me. Sorry, you had to see that, but I would do anything to protect you. You know that right?” He asked softly,

You nodded at that and looked at him before leaning up and kissing him lightly, “I love you. And thank you,” You smiled,

He smiled back at you and kissed you once more before kissing the top of your head.

Being with Billy Russo may be dangerous, it may be dangerous. You may not know the bad side of his life, but you know that that he loves you, you love him, and he would do anything to ensure your safety.

A/N: I honestly think this is a whole ass mess bc I have 0 faith in myself banter. xoxo

#Billy Russo x Reader #Billy Russo #Billy Russo Fic #Billy Russo x you #Billy Russo x Y/N #The Punisher #Jigsaw #The Punisher #Billy Russo Fluff #Billy Russo Angst

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caps-clever-girl · 5 years

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thoughts on endgame.

fair warning, i am not going to be kind. i enjoyed watching this movie, for the most part. it was funny; it had many good jokes and good, pure and well done interactions between multiple characters. but i didnt like it, and here are the reasons why.

unfortunately, this isnt a ‘nitpicky’ post. my main problems are with a lot of the bigger points points of the film, and had quite a few. this is a LONG post.

• “marvels first gay character!!!!!!!!!!!!” shut up. you joined the ‘fad’ late for brownie points and it was a cameo character who got about 3 lines. there are plenty of canon queer and gay characters who could have been introduced, either as cameos or in earlier films. dont even get me started on the fact that tony has more canon bi material than most others and marvel could have taken the time or even the slightest bit of effort to make this. while i enjoyed the jokes about steve being Incredibly Hot and his ass being Gods Gift To America (which honestly??? correct!) that could have been expanded on. several characters made comments about how nice steve’s ass is, and could have been used as actual material for a queer character, instead of sticking a random chharacter in there. i get the whole ‘gay people could be anyone! its normal!’ thing by giving the ‘role’ to a regular person, but you would also prove that by making any one of your 30+ main cast actually queer instead of making gay jokes and hints that could be retconned and explained away by humour.

• slapping someone out of a panic attack, and treating the panic attack like a joke. yeah, i get it, they didnt have a lot of time. still, come on. did iron man 3 teach you nothing? apparently not since tonys ptsd was pretty much never brought up again.

• speaking of thor. now, i am not an expert, but when a person gains weight, they do not keep their abs. certainly not after five entire years - not even asgardians. i also found it odd that thor became the way he did. i understand gaining weight and comfort eating after all the trauma thor went through losing his home and brother and people, i really do, but 1.) do it properly, at least, and 2.) thor is the leader of his people. does he want the task? not particularly. he hasnt wanted to be king since the first thor movie, but hes been forced into the role. even depressed i dont think thor would shy away from it, not completely. hes always wanted to do right by his people and i think that hed stuck to it, especially after The Snap backing him into a corner, if that makes sense. to clarify, i dont have a problem with chubby/fat thor. (IF done right instead of with weird, shitty cgi, that is.) i have a problem with the fact that thor, even though he doesnt want to be king, would abandon the last remanents displaced people to build a new home all on their own and become a hermit gamer boy. ESPECIALLY with valkyrie around. she’s been through a derpressive, alcohol fuelled time in her life and thor pulled her out of it. (mostly anyway, asgardians are party animals and im p sure she still gets trolleyed on the reg) i have bo doubt that after years of wallowing she would do her damned best to try and kick his ass out of it, even if it were just because his people need a leader, instead of letting him drop everything on her and just let him stew while new asgard gets on with it. i also didnt like the fact that all of thors emotional moments were treated as jokes and made to be funny when hes genuinely Fucked Up about eveything thats happening and made his image into a whiny crybaby.

• professor hulk. more of a personal one, this, simply because i just didnt like it. fair enough if y’all disagree on this one, im not going to fight it. i just never saw him wanting to combine himself with the hulk. ever. when he apleared on the screen i was completely blindsided, and his explanation, and the way he interacted with the kids????? i just want to know where all of this confidence suddenly came from. i use the term ‘suddenly’ loosely, since its been five years, but bruce has never been the guy to care about strength or looks or fame. hes always been shy and nerdy. not afraid to stand his ground or make his opinion known. hes bot a catchphrase, posing and flexing ‘hell yeah lets take a selfie’ guy. i get that thats maybe the result of the hulk and bruces combined personality but it just felt WEIRD to me, like, there wasnt a time in the film where i felt comfortable with the character. this was the final avengers film, with all of the original six avengers in it. but it didnt feel like that, it didnt feel like bruce or the hulk was in the film, even though there was a lot of funny and good moments with orofessor hulk, it felt like a stranger with some familiar characteristics. it ruined any feelings of nostalgia for me. i like bruce, and i like the hulk. i like the way their differences add to the story and the way they interact with eachother, and the slow change in their relationship. sorry if its petty but i prefer them seperate, theres just so much more to them for me.

• clint and natasha’s journey for the soul stone. both times, in infinity war and endgame, a male character and a female character went to get the soul stone. both times the male came back and the female died, and we lost possibly two most developed and main-line female characters in the entire mcu. now i understand the reasoning for both, and out of the characters that went there, i agree with the choice. thanos and gamora; it was thanos who was aware of the sacrifice and who chose to make it. gamora didnt get a choice and was unaware until it was too late. thanos was never going to die there. he knew there would be a sacrifice and chose to take gamora, because she would be the most likely sacrifice to actualky sucsesfully yield the soul stone because she was the most loved by him. i get it, but we lost gamora and i dont like it. clint and natasha; looking at it completely objectively, clint has a family, a wife and three children, that he wants to get back. natasha does not have any children, nor any (blood) family. if i had to choose, based on facts like that, id choose her too. but i still hate it, because there goes the only female member of the avengers. also, nebula (and i think maybe rocket?) KNEW that a sacrifice would be made and either accidentaly or deliverately left out the terms of aquiring the soul stone. it would have been easy to tell, if not easy to solve. but nothinb was said, and two best friends had to make a fucking awful and horrible choice when they might not have had to.

• on the ‘feminism’ tangent; the random congragation of women in the end scene??????? i dont????? okay so i am marking myself as a hypocrite here because i did love this scene!!! it made my lil gay heart go boom to see so many good and strong women all in one place - ESPECIALLY rescue - and it also made me realise how many women there actually are across the mcu??? which was really nice?? but it just felt... so forced? the way they ALL suddenly apleared and stood together even though they were all mixed in around the battlefield. it was a wonderful thought and i did enjoy it, but it seemed too Off and Odd to seem as much more than a bid for Feminism Brownie Points.

• captain marvel. i dont know about you, but i was actually looking forward to her being in the film. for a character so hyped to be the saviour of the avengers and the end of thanos, she was barely in the film. ‘i have other planets to save, the earth isnt the only one affected by thanos’ yeah but earth is the only plannet actively attacked by him. its where the people who are rallying to fight him and reverse what he did are. dont you want to stick around and help them? surely it would be a hell of a lot easier with your help, and faster too. yes, she blasted theough the ship at the end, but she did fuck all to help defeat thanos himself, and the help she did give with the ship came at the end. i genuinely think they kept her out of the movie because she was too powerful, and would have made fighting thanos etc too easy to get all the suffering and noble sacrifices in. if she had been a side character i dont think id be as mad, but she got a whole MOVIE in which she is clearly the start of the entire avengers initiative; she is their HISTORY!!!! she is so powerful!!!! and yet she has 5 mins of screen time!! it pisses me off that she was So Strongly implied to be the character the avengers NEEDED, the one that without whom it would be IMPOSSIBLE to defeat thanos; the woman that really tipped the scales in there favour, and yet she did fuck all. (and lets not even get started on the carol/rhodey and carol+tony bromance we COMPLETELY missed out on.)

• (speaking of bonding what the fuck happened to tony and nebula????? after they were rescued it was like they never met)

• the whole entire concept of time what the fuck!!! ‘dont change anything’ okay well for the most part you did okay, and the PLAN and CONCEPT was actually really easy to grasp, at least to me, which is hard when working with paradoxes and wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey stuff. but that went out the water when past!thanos and his army were brought into the future and disintergrated. does this mean they’re dead in the past - since they would have just. Left and not come back and therefore ceased to exist from that point???? or did tonys Snap simply send them back to their point in time, with no memory of what had occured? idk because it aint explained.

• speaking of; loki. again - his past changed; he managed to escape, with the tessarect. this is not explained nor expanded upon. assuming the events of thor 2 came about - which were impossible if he escaped - then his timeline would carry on as normal, and would PERHAPS explain the tessarects wacky timeline. (i dont know for certain, because i cant work it out anyway). but loki disspearing means he wouldnt have gone to trial on asgard, nor would he wouldnt have been in thor 2 - also by extention meaning that frigga is still alive. technically if he went back to get odin off the throne anyway, everything else after thor 2 involving loki/asgard would still come to pass. either way, we dont know. it was a nice way for endgame to give fans what we wanted; the posibility of loki coming back. but it doesnt make a lick of sense, and we have no idea if hes still alive/escaped or not, and why. personally i have no fucking idea and im pretty sure it was a cop out so they could give us what we wanted. which brings to my other point:

• giving the audience what we wanted. we got loki interaction. we got loki ‘escaping’ and ‘surviving’ (????) we FINALLY got rescue, who many fans have been asking for since i think iron man 2, and even more so since The Badass That Was Pepper Potts in im3. we got morgan stark and tony and pepper married, we got jokes about steves ass, and more jokes about male characters admiring how hot other male characters are. and, most importantly, we got tony having the nice relaxing life he wanted out in his cabin in the woods with his wife and kids (even if it was a horrific way of getting there). i dont quite know how to explain it, but to me it seemed like they were shoving as many ‘fan-requests’ into the film as possible - so that when they killed off 2 of the original 6, and removed another by ageing him out of use, they could lessen the backlash and justify the changes by going ‘but you got so mych that you wanted beforehand!!’. a tactic they drenhed us with because one of those 2 was a fan favourite that people were BEGGING not to be killed off because they felt that he hadnt recieved anywhere near the peace or happiness he deserved so far - and now never will. which brings me to:

• tony’s death.

there are two parts to this.

one, i was incredibly pissed off because strange’s Big Plan, the ONLY reason he saved tony in infinity war, was so tony could use the gauntlet and kill himself anyway later. anyone in that film could have used that gauntlet - and many wouldnt have suffered fatal injuries; captain marvel, steve, t’challa, peter quill to name a few possibilities - basically, anyone who is in anyway enhanced would have had a better chance of surviving and would have therefore been the better choice; aka, half the mcu. i think it was a proximity thing; tony was closest. he had the oppertunity and the others didnt. but tony didnt know about the option of using it until strange looked at him and gave him ‘the signal.’ the signal to sacrifice himself. and of course, this is tony stark. when is he ever going to refuse that.

but reason two, and this is the one that stings the most; tony started the mcu.

in my opinion, he is the character who has put the most in during the whole ten years. he, of ALL the characters, deserves his happy ending of marrying the love of his life and having a kid, without constantly fearing that hes foing to have them ripped away from him, that hes going to have to fight to the death to keep them safe.

one of my friends, when i complained about tony dying, said; “it was his time. plus, he had a legacy! with pepper and morgan, and the iron man name. how can you be upset?”

i can be upset because tony got the happiness he wanted after losing exactly 50% of what he held dearest. i can be upset because hawkeye got his family back, but tony only got five years with his wife and less with his kid, instead of getting the oppertunity to grow old with his wife and watch his kid go to collage like clint will. i can be upset because the character that has gone through the most trauma, both physically and mentally, who spent the last ten years trying to better the world and everything in it and protect it, who got the most shit for every decision he made and who ended EVERY SINGLE FILM with a broken limb or his face littered with bruises and cuts while every other film centric character ended the film usually scrape free, didnt get his happy fucking ending. sure, he has a legacy. but i dont give a shit, because that legacy - of iron man, of morgan and pepper and stark industries - would have been there whether tony was alive to see it flourish or not. but he wont be.

this goes beyond being a ‘tony stan’ or tony being my favourite character. out of every single character, from start to finish, anthony edward stark fucking deserved a happy ending and by god he deserved it the most. i will argue that until my end of days.

i watched tony stark on screen for ten years, and i watched him get progressively more scarred and fucked up. his parents. the ten rings. losing yinsen. obie. vanko and hammer. the palladium poisoning. new york; the nuke and the wormhole. the ptsd, the panic attacks. the iron legion and retirement attempt. killian and extremis and the end of that returement attempt. wanda’s vision. jarvis being destroyed. the accords and subsequent civil war. finding out about the winter soldier and his hand in his parents death. finding out that steve knew. siberia. struggling to balence iron man and the accords. losing peter. being stranded on titan, in space for weeks.

tony in that wheelchair, shaking and rail thin and unable to stand for more than a few moments will haunt me forever.

i watched him suffer for ten years - longer, even, in-universe - clawing for his quiet, happy ending while fighting for the happy ending he thought the rest of the world deserved, and instead of getting rewarded he just got beaten down and beaten down. after ten fucking hears of watching the backbone of the entire franchise get nothing but shit piled on him until he struggled to breathe for it, excuse me for thinking he woukd finally get the chance to crawl out from under it and be happy. no strungs attatched, no awful, sacrificial price to be payed, just for a man who had given so. fucking. much. to finally get something for once, and be allowed to keep it.

well i was wrong. and i feel so incredibly fucking stupid for even hoping otherwise.

and thats what i didnt like about avengers endgame.

#thanos might have snapped first but now its my turn #endgame spoilers #marvel #avengers #thor #bruce banner #tony stark #squeak.txt #rant #avengers 4 #captain marvel #iron man

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hey i dont even know if u take prompts or anything and i know ur super busy with Ships and other things but when phil tweeted about watching baby driver and how he cant drive i just thought of him and dan going up to phils parents house on holiday and phil taking the car so they could go somewhere like grocery shopping or to get take out or whatever and them kinda freaking out and laughing bc phil hasnt driven in so long and. yeah. like maybe for future reference? if u need a fic idea? idk lol

This probably wasn’t what you wanted. I honestly intended to have them freak out or for something to go wrong but they just got all soft on me and then... yeah. This happened.

Hope you enjoy it anyway.

This was totally just for writing warm-up so it’s really rough and unedited and will only be posted here, not on AO3 :)

Also I always like having a bunch of prompts in my inbox just for occasions like this so - keep ‘em coming everyone!

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"I'm really not sure this is a good idea," Dan says, hesitating with his hand on the door handle even though he heard the central locking click under his fingers.

"It's fine."

The problem with Phil was that he bumbled into these things, over confident, flippant almost, joyful in this assumption that things would be fine. And it never seemed to faze him when they weren't. Which worked fine for the moments he jumped too quickly on a computer game, sure he'd be okay to do it only to plummet to his death. Sure, it wasted a life and Dan could get eye strain from rolling them so hard but no one was actually physically harmed in all of that. This was a different matter.

"You haven't driven in ages."

He still doesn't move, just looks at him over the car roof as Phil pulls the door open and ducks into the driver's seat, out of his line of vision.

"So?" he says as he does.

Dan tries bending to look through the window but Phil is fiddling with the seatbelt and resolutely ignoring him so getting in the car is the only thing for it.

"So what if you have an accident?" Dan says sliding into the passenger seat.

"I won't," Phil shrugs.

"I want you to know that I'm putting my life in your hands," Dan says clicking his own seatbelt into place as Phil starts the engine.

"I have driven before," Phil notes sliding the car into gear.

"Yes," Dan nods, "And I feared for my life then too. It was ages ago."

"Shut up," Phil says, lifting his foot on the clutch so the car begins to move backwards. "I need to concentrate."

Phil twists in his seat to look out of the back window.

"You're not meant to do that," Dan reprimands, completely ignoring Phils request for him to shut up. "Use your damn mirrors."

"I prefer doing it this way."

Dan curls a hand around the seat and grips. It's not going to do anything if they do have an accident, and he's mostly convinced that it won't actually happen, but he can't help doing it anyway.

He stays quiet at they pull out of the drive. He'd known it was dangerous when Mr Lester brought it up over dinner the night before, but had managed to remain silent on the issue even as they were ringing up to put Phil on the insurance that morning, only because he hadn't really thought Phil would go through with it. It wasn't until he'd caught sight of the wildly enthusiastic look in Phil's eye as his dad passed him the keys that Dan knew it was actually going to happen.

"You can open your eyes," Phil says.

Dan hadn't realised he'd closed them.

When he does open them he's greeted with the sight of Phil competently moving the car down the road. Something about the way Phil changes gear and checks his side mirror at the same time as they navigate a junction makes Dan's stomach flip.

"You like it now."

It's Dan's turn to tell Phil to shut up, but he doesn't.

"It's fine, I know I'm all manly and stuff driving my dad's Volvo."

Dan snorts and whacks Phil's bicep with the back of his hand. "You spork."

Dan begins to relax as they navigate a few more junctions without incident, even leans over to fiddle with the radio.

"I'm glad we could get out today," Phil says.

"Yeah, s'good."

"I thought we wouldn't be able to when the trains were cancelled."

"I mean, it wouldn't have been the end of the world if we hadn't gone, Phil." Dan points out, "It was just an idea."

"No," Phil insists, reaching a hand over to squeeze at Dan's thigh, "I want to go. We haven't been back in ages."

"Both hands on the wheel," Dan admonishes him, but his voice is fond and his face is moreso.

When they get further into the centre of town it starts to get busier and Phil's brow furrows in concentration as they make their slow way in, navigating around the one way system and roadworks that send them through a diversion at one point.

Dan slips his hand on to the back of Phil's neck as runs his fingers into the short hair at his nape.

"I'm beginning to like the car thing," Dan says.

"I'm not," Phil squints, and Dan can see the telltale signs of travel sickness setting in as Phil has to concentrate on the road. This is usually the point on the train Phil would close his eyes, stop trying to focus on anything at all seeing as how it's the movement and focussing which tends to make him feel queasy.

"Can't do this on the train though," Dan says, fluttering his hand again, ruffling Phil's hair.

Phil's head pushing back in to the touch and he lets out a little hum.

"Keep doing it til we get there?" Phil asks shyly, "It's helping."

Dan nods thought Phil can't really see him and keeps up the gentle rhythm of his fingers.

They make it to the car park and Phil sighs when he turns off the engine.

"I'm beginning to remember why I didn't like driving," he says, head leaning back on the headrest.

"We got here in one piece though," Dan points out, "no horrific accidents or anything."

Phil rolls his neck until he's looking at Dan and pouts.

"Come on," Dan encourages him, "Let's go be stupid sentimental idiots and get coffee at Starbucks."

"Think our sofa will be free?" Phil asks ever hopeful, even though it hasn't been free the last few times they've come back.

"Maybe."

"How did we manage to claim it every time back in the day?" Phil asks as they get out of the car, the central locking clicking again as the doors lock behind them.

"We must have just looked nauseatingly pathetic," Dan suggests, "No one wanted to stop us being all weird and codependent."

"We're still weird and codependent," Phil insists, "Just… with shorter hair."

Dan smiles and shoves his hands in his pockets. He's still hesitant about the public thing, probably always will be. Phil is too, he can just get away with looking a bit fonder every now and again because he doesn't have a broody socially awkward persona to maintain.

They step into the lift of the multi storey car park and make their way down to street level, their feet knowing the way before they even think about it. The car is new, the destination isn't.

"Will you be okay driving back?" Dan asks, drifting a little closer so that his elbow brushes Phil's.

"Yeah," Phil assures him, "Traffic should be lighter and I know the way now so I won't have to concentrate as hard."

They have coffee, and it's the same as it always is and there isn't much remarkable about the place except the memories that it evokes. They take the opportunity of being in Manchester city centre to visit a few other places and Dan buys yet another pair of shoes even though Phil insists he doesn't need them. Phil ends up getting a jumper with whales on it that Dan rolls his eyes at fondly in the next shop so they end up even in the disapproved purchase stakes.

It's dark by the time they make it back to the car, plastic bags swinging from their hands.

"I had a good day," Dan says, smiling widely as they get in.

"Me too."

Neither of them are surprised. Just being with each other has always meant it would be a good day, regardless of what they're doing. The nostalgia has been nice though.

Dan feels his head sinking ten minutes into the drive home. The orange streetlights are flashing across his face at rhythmic intervals and it begins to rain so that the soft patter of it on the window is a comforting sound, bracketed by the soft swish of the windscreen wipers across the glass.

Dan lets his head drop against the window and closes his eyes, he feels himself begin to drift into sleep, relaxed and happy. He lets himself slide into unconsciousness, confident in the knowledge that Phil will get them home.

#unedited #prompt #prompt fic #writing warm up #dan and phil #dnp #phan #phandom #my fics #Anonymous

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verdigrisprowl · 7 years

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Oct 11 Blurr’s Horror Stream - Friday the 13th

Once again, Bonecrusher showed up. He talked about cannibalism with Blurr, grumbled about how the boss hasn’t been helping the Constructicons move closer to the freedom he promised them, and showed off his new avatar upgrades to Buzzsaw.

Missed the first few lines, nothing of substance had started yet.

boomtank: ((??? B l u r r: [[ okay, so a candy bar is like those things they have at parties that have all kinds of candies on the table and you can make your own combos ]] B l u r r: [ usually got wait. ]] Bonecrusher: ((... sssso just a bunch of candy you can grab?)) B l u r r: [[ like this ]] boomtank: ((oh that is awesome B l u r r: [[ a ton of candy you can make your own combos with . Oh and probably like a chocolate fountain somewhere. But, idk. Chocolate for bots. Oil. Energon. whatever ]] Bonecrusher: ((ooooh)) B l u r r: [[ yes! So, if y'all are interested in some snacks ]] Bevel: ((awesomeness B l u r r: / anyway. He's here. Yanks drape off of the candy table / B l u r r: / Asmall portion is for cannibals. That is over yonder on the side, with a label that says 'Candy Cannibar' / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage immediately heads for that side of the bar while Soundwave shakes his helm and sits down. He'd like to make something himself, but not in front of everyone. One of the twins can-- Starscream changed their nickname to Starscream. Bevel: *will avoid that part of the table later* ItsyBitsySpyers: do it and save it for him for later. Right now, he's going to nonchalantly park himself by Bonecrusher.* B l u r r: / going to reach out and pat Ravage politely. / ItsyBitsySpyers: *And turn his helm to look at him with a greeting glyph on his visor.* B l u r r: / loading up a small tray for himself. / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage bumps Bevel's leg as he trots by and headbutts right up against the hand. Good.* boomtank: ((seriously tempted to switch muses Bonecrusher: *Bonecrusher has just gotten around to surveying the room. Oh hey there's food over— Oh hey it's Soundwave. Haha. Ha. hh.* Bonecrusher: ............... Sup. B l u r r: Want me to make you a tray? / to ravage / Bevel: *Bevel is sporting the same frame as Soundwave's movie night. Hi Ravage, have a small skritch if you're up for it* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave bobs his helm in response and turns back to face the movie, squashing the urge to laugh with a vengeance. In the meantime, Ravage wriggles at the skritch as he passes by--* ItsyBitsySpyers: *And blinks at Blurr.* ItsyBitsySpyers: =...Yes. I will sit.= Bonecrusher: *The second Soundwave looks away from him, he heads the other way. Takes the long way around to the snack table.* B l u r r: / nods and grabs another tray. Starts loading things up/ Bonecrusher: ... Hey, what's this "Cannibar" slag about? *points at the sign.* This for real or you bein' cute? Bevel: *Bevel has been given a gift. She will accept it with only a small squeak of pleasure* B l u r r: ... /glaances at / Ah. You again. /licks denta / Oh no, it's very real. B l u r r: I wouldn't joke about that. Bonecrusher: *Optics light up.* Fraggin' FINALLY. *He grabs a handful from the bar.* Ain't nobody got good taste. B l u r r: Well. I do. B l u r r: Over here is the fear flavor. That's my favorite. Then there's some anger in there. Some condensed whining. / props claw on hip/ Not a bad flavor choice this haul. ItsyBitsySpyers: =Paranoia?= B l u r r: Oooh, that's sprinkled in everywhere! Bonecrusher: Oooh. *Drops the load he'd scooped up and grabs a handful of fear instead.* Bonecrusher: *Snaps back Nova Prime's battlemask and shoves the whole handful in his mouth.* ItsyBitsySpyers: =Hm.= Small nod. Those mixtures should be close enough to the hunt, then. B l u r r: ... Well. At least we know you have an appetite. B l u r r: / walks over to Ravage and sets down the tray for him/ Bonecrusher: *Chews for a moment. Stops chewing. Frowns.* Bevel: *she'll make her way over to the bar and carefully consider the non-cannibal options* Do you make everything yourself, Blurr? Bonecrusher: *Sadly spits it back into his hand.* Forgot I'm a hologram. B l u r r: Yes, I do. /to Bevel/ I make everything myself. B l u r r: / looks to bonecrusher / Pity. Shall I send you some in person? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No. They do not receive presents from outside.]] Bonecrusher: Yeah! You know where we— Awww! *gives Soundwave the Most Upset look.* B l u r r: What a pity... and here I've found another mech who enjoys my type of appetite. ItsyBitsySpyers: =Ravage looks exceedingly smug as he paws through the contents of his tray.* ItsyBitsySpyers: =More for me.= Bonecrusher: *Gives the wad of half-chewed candy in his hand one last mournful look.* B l u r r: / smirks a little/ I'm sure I could find a way to get them to you. Bonecrusher: *Then sticks it back in the bowl.* ItsyBitsySpyers: =...Disgusting.= B l u r r: Well, better not to waste it. Bonecrusher: Yeah Ravage. Mor fer you, right? ItsyBitsySpyers: =...MORE disgusting.= Gonna just hunch protectively over his tray so nobody can put pre-chewed food in it. B l u r r: / grabs a piece of fear and chews on it, avoiding what's been chewed/ Oberyn will eat it. B l u r r: [[ yall ready?? ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((yep)) boomtank: ((more or less Bonecrusher: *Laughs of obnoxiously and heads for... a couch that ISN'T occupied by Soundwave.* Bonecrusher: ((yep!)) B l u r r: / you can sit with me, sad food buddy / Bonecrusher: ((... "Laughs of Obnoxiously.")) boomtank: ((trying to pick a muse ItsyBitsySpyers: ((all of them)) B l u r r: [[ ... oh. ]] B l u r r: [ uh ill start the movie , but i might have be sparse. ]] B l u r r: [[ for a second ]] Bonecrusher: ((fuse all of your muses into a single muse.)) B l u r r: [[ my poor friend. 8( their parents house is gone. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave stretches across his whole couch and weaves his feelers over himself as a sort of tarp. Ah.* Bonecrusher: ((oh no. :( the fires?)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((OH NO)) B l u r r: [[ yeah. ]] boomtank: ((do we really want a small Leaguer in here? B l u r r: [[ they said all that's left is the fountain in the front. ]] boomtank: ((and holy ***, is she okay? B l u r r: [[ they're okay. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((that's terrible, i'm sorry for them...)) B l u r r: [[ they evacuated in time. ]] Bonecrusher: ((... hey. hey. if you ever DO wanna start bringing magnum, prowl would be happy to provide him with covert space bridges.)) Bonecrusher: ((come hang out with the giant aliens)) boomtank: ((it is tempting B l u r r: [[ do whatever you want. I've seen the whole series, even if blurr hasnt lmao ]] Bonecrusher: ((he'll be like "rumble come here and meet an Actual Baseball Celebrity From Earth)) B l u r r: / anyway. Settles on a couch with his snacks. He has some space for anybody that wants to join / B l u r r: [[ okay imma start ]] Bonecrusher: *You know what? He IS gonna sit next to Blurr. Maybe the host can protect him from Soundwave's evil ways.* boomtank: ((ah, why not, Blurr, that okay? Bevel: *will settle on the floor by Soundwave and company* B l u r r: [[ yeah ?? You're free to bring whoever you want to, yknow. ]] B l u r r: / glances over at bonecrusher and wiggles claws at / Bonecrusher: ((if u want it to be through prowl it can't be this stream but like, i mean, that's no reason you can't bring him anyway)) Bonecrusher: Sup. B l u r r: [[ i will leave captions for you ]] B l u r r: [[ if you all don't mind ]] boomtank: ((multiverse *** B l u r r: ... You know, I don't think I ever got your name. Bevel: ((i need them myself so yay captions Bonecrusher: *... glances at Soundwave to see if he's watching him.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave is looking at Bonecrusher, yes. Mostly because he can see the screen through the feelers.* Bonecrusher: 'M Bonecrusher. ItsyBitsySpyers: *He drops a hand over the side of the couch to pat Bevel. Greetings.* Bonecrusher: *... slouches down to hide behind blurr. this is hard to do as nova prime.* Bevel: *is patted?* Hi! ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Remind him to ask you something later, Bevel.]] B l u r r: / will try to appear larger to hide him ? / Fireball: ((I am gonna see how well I can do this B l u r r: I'm Blurr. Captain of the Emperor- the ship you're on. Bevel: Huh? Ok. Bevel: *tries really hard not to remind him now out of curiosity about what Soundwave wants to ask* Bonecrusher: Yeah, I know. The one with the dead boyfriend. B l u r r: / tilts helm a little / Who told you that? Bonecrusher: Boss did. Bevel: *could appear larger but sitting next to Soundwave probably negates her ability to hide anyone* B l u r r: [[ oh 80s horror ]] Bonecrusher: Well—I mean, he didn't tell us. We saw it from hardlinin' with him. B l u r r: ...Well, your boss is an idiot. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No, he isn't.]] B l u r r: / lifts two digits / It's not one boyfriend. It's two. Bonecrusher: Nuh-uh! He's the greatest! Ain't NOBODY smarter than him. B l u r r: Technically three, but I lack the frame for one. B l u r r: / rolls optic/ Oh, sure. Bonecrusher: Damn. Whaddaya do, invite 'em home to frag and just—? *pantomimes slasher-style stabbing* B l u r r: ... Oh, no. Those aren't for the boyfriends. B l u r r: That's for when I have an itch i can't scratch. Bonecrusher: ... *Offers fistbump.* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Y'know that's what backscratchers is for. Or feelers.// B l u r r: / a fistbump for me? / Bonecrusher: *a fistbump for you!* B l u r r: / fist bumps ? though he isn't sure what for / B l u r r: it's not that kind of itch, mech. It's the kind you can't scratch normally. Bonecrusher: That's how ya do it. Frag 'em then slag 'em. B l u r r: It's that itching desire for something. B l u r r: K-Kyeheheheheh. I don't always frag them. In fact, it's rare that I do. Bonecrusher: Nice. Skip to the fun part. B l u r r: I'm more interested in the way their energon feels all over me. B l u r r: / chews another snack/ Bonecrusher: I just like chewin' 'em. B l u r r: [ my favorite line, tbfh. "Oh shut up, Ralph. " ]] B l u r r: I prefer to play with my food, honestly. Fireball: -don't mind him, he just froze between one step and another. How did he end up here again?- Bevel: *Bevel waves from her spot on the floor to the new person* Bonecrusher: Oh, yeah, heh. Chasin' 'em around the room while they scream's fun. "Help, help, don't eat me, I'll do anything ya want!" Haw! B l u r r: Ahhh. They don't always know I'm going to eat them. Sometimes, I don't. Fireball: -How are they all so hu-oh one's waving- Hello. B l u r r: Sometimes, I send them down to the keg room to become part of the Cannibar on the ship. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave twists one of his feelers around to look at the new being.* [[Designation?]] B l u r r: If you keg fear up, it'll cool and chill perfectly. Bonecrusher: Yeah? Huh. I'll ask Mix about that. B l u r r: / twitches finials and glances at the newcomer / Hnnnh... new metal. B l u r r: ... Well, if you ever want some recipes for good energon. Bonecrusher: Yeah! Send it over. Mix loves that stuff. Fireball: Magnum Ace. I...think something went wrong with my door. B l u r r: I'll organize them and send them. Fireball: ...this is not the workshop B l u r r: You want to give me your comm so I can? B l u r r: Definitely not a workshop. Bonecrusher: Yeah, sure. *pings it over.* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You came through a door? Where?]] B l u r r: / twitches claws and sends over a list of five energon recipes/ Bevel: Oh, that happens sometimes. Fireball: Japan. And what happens? B l u r r: ... So. /shifts a little / what do you do for fun in that confinement you're in? Don't you hate being locked up? Bevel: Universes overlapping and stuff. Bonecrusher: Yeah, it fraggin' sucks. B l u r r: Why not break out? Fireball: Universes. Plural. Like...-don't mind him as his mind catches up with the idea- Bevel: Uh-huh. Bonecrusher: *mutters* Boss says no. Bevel: Untold numbers of them. *still trying to find the one where Lord of the Rings is real, she knows it exists* Fireball: O-oh...That's unexpected...untold, huh? Bonecrusher: *mutters more darkly* Startin' to wonder why we're listenin' to him anymore. Starscream: ((sorry about that I'm having technical difficulties, I'm back Bonecrusher: ((which starscream is you)) Fireball: ((welcome back! Starscream: ((thebestdecepticonleader Bevel: That's what I was told, yeah. Bonecrusher: ((o7)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Takes note of that there mutter.* B l u r r: ... Don't agree with your boss, hn? Fireball: That sounds daunting...um... Starscream: the music is... interesting Bonecrusher: He said if we listened to him he'd get us free again in no time. All legal-like so we wouldn't have to be on the run. Starscream: Okay, how did he do that? Starscream: Do humans have the ability to teleport? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Not usually.]] B l u r r: ... Where's the fun in that? Starscream: Then again, neither do we but Skywarp can Fireball: ...what is your name? B l u r r: Life on the run is much more exciting. Bevel: Bevel! Bonecrusher: Instead he's fraggin' around with an fleshy bug that's gonna kill him, he's turned down an offer that would get us outta prison, he's... Fireball: Hello, Bevel. I'm Magnum Ace. Starscream: So did he pretend to drown so he could... bite her? B l u r r: Hnh... sounds lack luster. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((oh god i forgot about this. no, i'm out for a moment, i can't watch what they do)) Bonecrusher: ... He ain't doin' good. Bevel: Nice to meet you. Do you want to watch the movie with us or see if you can find your way back home? B l u r r: ... / tilts helm/ So why do you listen to him? ItsyBitsySpyers: ((okay back)) Fireball: ((wb! Bonecrusher: ... Cuz he's smarter than the rest of us. *But he doesn't sound convinced.* Fireball: The movie's not long, is it? Bevel: Um, I am not sure. Blurr? B l u r r: I don't think so. B l u r r: [[ wb! ]] B l u r r: / looks back at Bonecrusher/ Well. Let me tell you something about intelligence. Sometimes it's not as perfect as you think. Starscream: wooowooo spoopy Fireball: Okay. Then...I think I can stay a bit. We were settling down for the night anyway. Bonecrusher: His is. We've seen inside his head. We know everything about how he thinks. B l u r r: ... / tilts helm a little / You said your friend was Mixmaster? Fireball: Though I think most of the seating was not made for someone my size. Bonecrusher: Yeah. Teammate. 'Nother Constructicon. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((...oh no how small is mag)) B l u r r: / flickers optic/ With Scrapper? Scavenger? Fireball: (( 6'8 ItsyBitsySpyers: ((OH NO)) B l u r r: [[ SMOL ]] Bonecrusher: ... Scrap's dead. Fireball: ((he's /tiny/ B l u r r: Well, you can sit wherever / turns to Fireball / Honestly, no one will eat you. Today. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave vents and sits up.* [[If you require assistance getting onto a couch, you may share his.]] B l u r r: ... Yeah? /vents/ I bet yours was better than ours Starscream: Not subtle flirting there Fireball: -well Blurr sounded a bit ominous- Fireball: -and he's glancing around for where the other comment came from, because that was not him- ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Here. In blue.]] Fireball: -curious wave- Hello? You are? Starscream: ugh Bonecrusher: *makes disgusted nova prime noises at the screen* Starscream: Why do human movies have such a fascination with kissing Bonecrusher: Heh. Bet ours was. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Soundwave. You need not be concerned. He is not a mechannibal.]] B l u r r: / frowns/ Our Constructicons were so annoying. Fireball: A /what?/ Starscream: ew ItsyBitsySpyers: [[A cannibal. The others were joking about that.]] Fireball: -Yep. Ominous- B l u r r: Eugh... disgusting. Bonecrusher: Mm? Bonecrusher: *more disgusted noises* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It is a joke in poor taste.]] He taps his visor. No mouth. Starscream: ew ItsyBitsySpyers: //Ugh. I shoulda listened when Frenzy said it was fulla fleshies interfacin' 'n stayed home.// ItsyBitsySpyers: //Heh, community chest. Sounds like boxy Boss.// B l u r r: Well of course they do. That's all humans every do. B l u r r: *ever Bonecrusher: ((PFFFF)) Fireball: Okay...I would appriciate some help up to a seat. Bonecrusher: ((that was a quality joke)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((bows)) Fireball: ((nice ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave offers the flat of his arm as a sort of elevator up.* Fireball: -he's going to pull himself up onto it- Thanks. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nod. It is not a problem.* B l u r r: Oh, finally. B l u r r: The good part. /shoves a candy in his mouth / B l u r r: Hey, mech, you're sure I can't sneak you some snacks? /glances at Bonecrusher/ I'm not one for rules. Bonecrusher: It'd be better if they got killed WHILE fraggin' instead of after. Starscream: Well then... Bonecrusher: ... Or before. Before's good. Bevel: Before. Then we would not have to watch. B l u r r: Before, after or during. It's all entertaining. Bonecrusher: Yeah. 'Xactly. Fireball: -and he's going to settle where he's been seated- ItsyBitsySpyers: //Ha!// Starscream: yeah but if he had done it during he could get two birds with one stone ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You said you come from an Earth country?]] Bonecrusher: S'not as fun as gettin' to watch 'em die one at a time. B l u r r: True. Starscream: More efficient though Fireball: Yes! I come from Japan. Silver Castle's home is there. B l u r r: ... You know. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Who is Silver Castle?]] B l u r r: I wouldn't stand there and scream if I was about to get attacked. Bonecrusher: ((that was the lamest horror movie scream ever)) Fireball: A soccer team, part of the Iron League Bevel: ((why didn't you put your clothes back on???? ItsyBitsySpyers: //She ain't puttin' her arm-- uh, her clothes back on?// Bonecrusher: ((she high)) Fireball: Well, mainly soccer Bevel: Humans is scary movies are dumb. Bevel: ((in* Fireball: We've played other sports, like baseball and ice hockey ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave hears 'team' and 'league' and looks to Rumble. Rumble looks back and quickly explains over comm. It's an Eject kind of thing.* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Hold up, I heard baseball.// Fireball: Yes? ItsyBitsySpyers: //You any good?// Starscream: Humans are dumb in general ItsyBitsySpyers: =Agreed.= B l u r r: humans are incredibly stunted in the intelligence department. Fireball: Well, technically Silver Castle is a soccer team, but I was made for baseball Fireball: I'm their main pitcher Fireball: Though Windy is getting the hang of it. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah? You allowed to throw a couple outside games 'n scrap?// Bevel: *learned new thing about baseball, it involves throwing* Fireball: You...want to see me pitch? ItsyBitsySpyers: //No, no, I - I mean, uh. Yeah, I do. Jus'. Not in here. That guy,// Points to Blurr. //He ain't gonna be happy if we break stuff.// B l u r r: Oh, you can break things... Bonecrusher: ... Oh! Hey. I had somethin' t' show... Almost forgot. B l u r r: but, I /will/ break something on you for everything you break. Bonecrusher: *peeks slyly over at Soundwave. Is he still watching Bonecrusher?* B l u r r: / will block the way as best he can / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Is now.* Fireball: .......-yeah, he's not pitching in here, thanks- Bonecrusher: *gulps. shyly waves at.* Hhhhey. Starscream: Maybe you shouldn't split up Fireball: I think I can get footage, if that'll do? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Hello. Do you require something?]] B l u r r: / tilts helm/ You want a wall between you? /whisper / Bonecrusher: Is, uh. Did Buzzsaw come? ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah! Yeah, sure. My brother knows a guy, bet he'd wanna see too. Oh, uh, 'n somebody else.// ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Buzzsaw did not come. He can be here. Unless you want that wall.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Twitch glance to Blurr and back.* Bonecrusher: ... Don't worry 'bout it. *slllllouches back down.* Fireball: -grins at that- Good! That I can do, without the risk of damaging something. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Are you certain...?]] Bevel: Did Buzzsaw stay home? Bonecrusher: *mumblemumble* dunworyboudit. B l u r r: ... /tilts helm. Confused, but. Will continue to sit by Bonecrusher like he's bigger / ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Buzzsaw prefers the clawed human's films. [][][]More creative.[][][] ]] Bevel: Clawed human? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes, the... one with the rhyme, he believes.]] Bevel: Oh. I do not think I have seen those. I only watch horror movies here. B l u r r: Which one with the rhyme? There are many ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Something about never sleeping again.]] Bonecrusher: *dejected slouch. he was excited about showing buzzsaw.* B l u r r: Oh, that's nightmare on elm street. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes, that is the one.]] Wing: ((tiny peek in)) Bonecrusher: *and he cAN'T EVEN EAT DEAD PEOPLE.* B l u r r: / poor bonecrusher / B l u r r: / he will find a way to send you snacks / B l u r r: [[ hiii ]] Fireball: -don't tell this one that it wasn't a joke- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Blurr will get those snacks right back with an angry face scrawled on a datapad.* Bonecrusher: *the OLD head of security didn't care about them smuggling things in.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *In the meantime, someone told a little birdy that someone else wanted to see him. Buzzsaw slowly drifts into the room to perch on Bonecrusher's head.* Bonecrusher: *What the—? Looks up.* Bevel: *will wave to Buzzsaw* Bonecrusher: *Looking up doesn't actually work very well when the thing you're looking for is on your head.* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Quit worryin' about the fraggin' door 'n get the windows.// ItsyBitsySpyers: *Buzzsaw waves a claw at Bevel.* B l u r r: / Blurr will get snacks to his new cannibal friend / ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Hff! Be still.{{ Bonecrusher: Oh! Hey! Ya showed up. Fireball: ... ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave looks to Fireball to see if they're handling the film all right.* Fireball: -Magnum's handling it fine, he's just at a loss on how to comment- ItsyBitsySpyers: }}I did. Did you not expect me?{{ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Chittery chuckling.* Bonecrusher: Naw, didn't think you were comin'. Bonecrusher: Hey! *sits upright.* Hey, check it out, I made upgrades. ItsyBitsySpyers: }}I wasn't.{{ Buzzsaw waves a feeler. }}Have you something for me? I detest these wastes of film.{{ Bonecrusher: *flexes arm.* Look at this. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Buzzsaw floats up again and over to the arm, optic band brightening. What should he be seeing?* Bonecrusher: *Reflecting in the armor over his bicep like a ghost is Senator Ratbat's smug smile.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *BRIGHT* }}Disgusting. Oily as the vorn Primus mistakenly forged him. Beautiful. How? I must know!{{ Bonecrusher: Gets better. I got Proteus on my aft. ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Proteus, Proteus...{{ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nope. No bells.{{ Bonecrusher: Proteus's Promise? Guy who said if a buncha Decepticons registered as a political party we'd get get a senate seat or somethin' but used the list to hunt 'em down instead. Fireball: . . . Bonecrusher: M'gonna render him makin' out with Sentinel. Cuz they'd hate that. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Hisses.* }}A well-deserved resting place.{{ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave huffs softly. All things considered, he can't say he disapproves.* Bonecrusher: Anyway. This. *Points at his bicep.* Takes a lotta memory. First ya gotta render models of the senators. I only made four of 'em and I only did busts. Bevel: *can't argue with Bonecrusher either, that bot sounds like a big jerk* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Aw, c'mon! The endin' was good without 'im.// Bevel: Is this gonna have a bad ending like the other ones? ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Yes? Yes? And then? Reflection versus paint, how?{{ ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The other what, Bevel?]] Bonecrusher: Then you gotta set 'em so they're locked near the places you want them to be reflectin'. I got Ratbat floatin' like, here. *points about six inches over his bicep* Bevel: The other scary movies? Where they defeat the big bad but not really. Bonecrusher: And THEN, you set them so they're invisible and ain't solid. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Probably, cause they made bunches more.// Bevel: Boo. Fireball: -now he gets to worry about how he's getting home- B l u r r: I like when the "big bad" makes it. Bonecrusher: But you tell your armor—there's a subroutine in the reflection program that tells it how to reflect other solid matter, since it don't work like the reflection program that reflects real things. B l u r r: It means the heroes have less of a chance. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Voice those concerns, Fireball. You'll get an answer.* Bevel: *kicks the floor with one her heels in protest of this injustice* Bonecrusher: So you just tell it to treat the invisible slag like it's visible. ItsyBitsySpyers: }}And you discovered this alone?{{ Bonecrusher: Naw. Figured out how to get it work in my sleep. Dunno which one of us did it. B l u r r: ... You'd rather the humans fruitlessly mess around and get people killed? Fireball: -give him a moment. everything, including the company, is daunting- B l u r r: / scratches helm/ Though, I'm more a fan of the monster side of things. Bonecrusher: Bet it was boss, he thinks of clever slag like that. ItsyBitsySpyers: }}I imagine. Still! Execution is as vital as planning.{{ Fireball: -eventually taps on Soundwave's arm- Bonecrusher: Frag yeah. And if you stick a hand through where the invisible holograms are it feels all staticky. Like a data ghost. B l u r r: / glances at this smol. / B l u r r: / would totally harvest it, if he could. But, it's maybe a shotglass worth of energon? / ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Hm?]] Looks down at the smol. [[Yes?]] ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Will it reflect?{{ Bevel: *is gonna leave to sulk about bad movie endings because the mun needs to be up early for work* Fireball: -still weird having another voice up in there- How...exactly do I get home? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave bobs a feeler at Bevel.* Fireball: -waves after Bevel- Goodbye! Bonecrusher: What, the hand? Uh... Bonecrusher: *sticks his other hand through where he hid Ratbat's bust, squints at his bicep armor.* ... Yup. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Do you possess coordinates to your home? Addresses, star charts, time descriptions...]] Bonecrusher: *... Wiggles a finger out of Ratbat's nose.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Buzzsaw squawk-laughs.* B l u r r: / vents and grabs another snack to chew / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage paws at Blurr's foot as he passes* Fireball: -Sondwave. Please don't move. Magnum is currently attempting to use you as a buffer between himself and Blurr- B l u r r: /glances at Ravage/ Yes? ItsyBitsySpyers: =Recurring monsters are good. It is a long hunt.= B l u r r: ... /smirks/ You think so? ItsyBitsySpyers: =Mm.= ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave will be perfectly still.* B l u r r: I rather adore monsters, to be honest. Fireball: I have a star chart. I don't know how accurate, but it got me back to my Earth once. B l u r r: / flexes claws/ I aspire to be like the greatest Fireball: -Thank you- ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Give him that and where you intend to return. He will do what he can.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: =Who?= B l u r r: / still staring at Fireball like he's food. / B l u r r: / smiking/ Hnn? Oh, you know. Just the greatest monsters. Fireball: -Blurr, you're unsettling him- B l u r r: / grINS / ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Desist.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Shields Fireball with an arm.* Fireball: -phew. Thank you Soundwave- B l u r r: / snickering / B l u r r: /flexes claws / Fireball: -and he's pinging over a starchart, mostly centered around Earth, which is the one he's pointed out as where he needs to go- ItsyBitsySpyers: *The mun is tired and needs to drop out of the chat, but Soundwave is still here, so - assume he spends a few minutes examining it with Chimera's help before handing -- ItsyBitsySpyers: over his contact data (just in case) and attempting a bridge.* Fireball: -Well, it was unexpected, the contact data, but he's hoping the bridge works- Fireball: ((and g'night to the mun)) Bonecrusher: ((assume bonecrusher goes home too. probably before soundwave, since soundwave Lurks.)) B l u r r: [[ i have to open so i gotta go ]] Bonecrusher: ((gnight~)) Bonecrusher: ((GO SLEP)) Fireball: ((and whoever's left, because I am out as well)) B l u r r: [[ ni ni! ]] B l u r r: [[ thanks for coming ]] Fireball: ((thanks for the movie!

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He’s Well Hung & I Am Hanging On [Rockstar AU Prequel]

[Rockstar AU main thread] ; done with @oregashujinkaku

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jheeny3000: pabloooooooooooo

PABLOO: yo

jheeny3000: he in yet

PABLOO: nah man

PABLOO: but i got updates too yo

jheeny3000: yeah?

PABLOO: ye my bands playing at charlie's pub this friday

jheeny3000: noice u gotta tell skeeter

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PABLOO: ye i will

PABLOO: yo nora

PABLOO: saw u the other night that was a sick show!

jheeny3000: yo noraaaa

noranora: hey

noranora: omg thanks

noranora: i didn't see you there!

noranora: is skeeter here yet?

jheeny3000: nah but yo pablo's band is playing at charlies on friday

noranora: sweeeet when? i'll drop by!

PABLOO: prob like nine that would be cool ye

noranora: jon hows your music coming?

jheeny3000: fucken stalled girl

jheeny3000: mikey bailed so we need a new drummer

PABLOO: what a fag

noranora: oh shit :( good luck with that

jheeny3000: yeahhhhhhhhh whatevs he was a dick

PABLOO: didnt he try to hook up with that guys sister

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jheeny3000: idr probably lmao he hooks up with everyone

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jheeny3000: SKEEEEET

jheeny3000: skeet man

PABLOO: yo skeet what up

skeeter: sup what i miss

noranora: pablo's playing at charlies on friday! :)

skeeter: sick gig man

jheeny3000: yo skeet u know a drummer? ours bailed

skeeter: nah man sorry

jheeny3000: shit

skeeter: karim might

jheeny3000: truuu

noranora: hey who is princemalik

PABLOO: idk hasnt said anything yo skeet u coming to charlies for me?

skeeter: i'll try man

princemalik: hey

noranora: hi :)

PABLOO: yo wtf wheres karim i got fken class in an hour

jheeny3000: dont sweat it pablo we'll tell him about charlies

jheey3000: you dont gotta spread it out to everyone like a flier lmao

PABLOO: shut up man karim got me this gig

noranora: oh cool! is he playing too?

PABLOO: idk i think so

jheeny3000: well now im def going

PABLOO: ur a faggot man fuck you

skeeter: just texted him he's coming on

PABLOO: FINALLY

noranora: he's in uni pablo he's probably busy

PABLOO: we're all busy damn man

jheeny3000: skeet did he get a new phone

skeeter: idk

jheeny3000: i asked his number he said he lost his phone last week

PABLOO: lmaoooooo you fuckin got skid man

jheeny3000: asshole wtf i cant believe him

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jheeny3000: fuck him

PABLOO: lmao nice

noranora: omg

noranora: hey karim

jheeny3000: yo man u fix ur fuckin phone

PABLOO: dude

PABLOO: duuude dont

PABLOO: karim yo i got that gig on friday

jheeny3000: IGNORED palbo damn

PABLOO: palbo

PABLOO: yo where is he wtf

noranora: you guys have no chill

mkarim: hey nora

mkarim: nice pablo thats sick im gonna be there all night my boys are getting trashed haha

PABLOO: sweeet hey man i'll see u there

mkarim: for sure

jheeny3000: karim u got a drummer i can use

mkarim: what happened to mikey

jheeny3000: got enaged r smth

mkarim: aw

noranora: awww thats sweet

mkarim: hey whos princemalik

jheeny3000: no its fukn gay

jheeny3000: dk he doesnt fkn talk just sqautting

mkarim: doesnt malik mean king

mkarim: prince king?

mkarim: your highness do you play or do you watch

princemalik: i play

princemalik: someone in another chatroom told me to join this one

princemalik: something about this song i wrote

skeeter: oh yo that was me hey man sorry i blanked

skeeter: karim dm him he has some stuff you should hear sounds like yours

noranora: ooooh can we hear it?

mkarim: oh yeah? cool okay

jheeny3000: sounds like his how

jhneey3000: like rip off or like what

skeeter: like style man

PABLOO: i gotta go to class

PABLOO: see u guys friday?

PABLOO: charlies?

jheeny3000: jfc pablo we'll be there fk off with the self promo

noranora: we'll be there! :)

mkarim: see you man

PABLOO: kk

[PABLOO has left the chat]

jheeny3000: karim yo you never told me about the drummer situation

jheeny3000: you got one?

noranora: i think he’s afk again

jheeny3000: jfc skeet can u text him or smth

[princemalik has left the chat]

jheeny3000: skeeeeet

[mkarim has left the chat]

jhneey3000: r u fuck serious rn

noranora: i'm sorry j :/ i'll try to be on the lookout for you

jheeny3000: fucking faggots jfc

[jheeny3000 has left the chat]

[private message: mkarim@ princemalik]

mkarim: hey your highness

mkarim: so you got a link to these songs?

princemalik: yeah, hold on

princemalik: https:youtu.be/dQwwWgXcQ

mkarim: I like this

mkarim: I really like this

mkarim: you do this alone? how long have you been playing

princemalik: yeah

princemalik: oh man idk since I was a kid, I started taking singing lessons when I was eight I think

princemalik: you?

mkarim: christ lmao

mkarim: one of those kids huh

mkarim: I started like fifteen or something I think

mkarim: no I like this though skeet was right it does sound like my stuff

mkarim: kind of punk right?

princemalik: yeah, alternative I guess

princemalik: so, do I get to hear some of your stuff or what?

princemalik: so you started at fifteen... how old are you now?

mkarim: yeah sure here

mkarim: https:youtu.be/dXwqQjXcX

mkarim: thats one of the newer ones

mkarim: 20

mkarim: u?

princemalik: yeah, me too

princemalik: holy shit, this is really good, you have like a band or something?

mkarim: yeah we play a bit in bars and stuff

mkarim: small venue stuff

mkarim: we're playing at charlie's on friday after pablo's band, you should come, are you in LA?

princemalik: nah I don't live in the states, actually

princemalik: that sounds really cool though, maybe you could get someone to record it for me?

princemalik: that's not weird to ask, is it?

mkarim: no we post live vids on our channel you can check it out

mkarim: we're called endeverafter

mkarim: shame youre not close would be cool to jam sometime with a guy with music like yours

mkarim: you thinking of starting a band of your own?

princemalik: yeah absolutely I'll check it out

princemalik: I've been talking to some of the guys in my class about it, the guitarist's dad owns a bar in the city he told us when we get some songs together we can play there

princemalik: so, do you speak Arabic or did you google my name?

mkarim: right on you gotta take him up on that let me know how it goes

mkarim: lol I speak it I was born just outside cairo

mkarim: I take it youre native too?

princemalik: yeah, I will.

princemalik: hey, me too. When did you move out to the states? What's it like?

mkarim: maybe five ago

mkarim: its amazing I love the city here

mkarim: so much to do, tons of clubs, people are just generally into more stuff

mkarim: I could never go back after being here its like a whole other world

mkarim: its expensive though

princemalik: yeah? Worse than Cairo you think?

princemalik: I've always wanted to visit, it seems like everyone is more chill there, more accepting, y'know?

mkarim: definitely steeper. I got an apartment I share with three other guys rn

mkarim: they definitely are

mkarim: are you in school still?

princemalik: oh wow that's a lot, sounds like it could be a lot of fun tho

princemalik: yeah I am, you?

mkarim: yeah, second year. I think I'm done honestly though getting tired of this and the bands doing so well, we're getting signed in a few months, probably start touring

princemalik: holy shit you're getting signed? That's amazing, good for you guys. You gotta make sure the tour comes through here lol

mkarim: lmao yeah just for you your majesty

mkarim: what are you studying

princemalik: that's right, a private viewing just for me lol

princemalik: music theory

princemalik: what about you, something boring?

mkarim: yeah

mkarim: the only way my dad would pay for me to move here and go to school was if I studied what he wanted

mkarim: worth it to get away from him so I figure why not I can drop it out once I save up my own money

mkarim: sorry you don't need to know that shit

princemalik: it's alright

princemalik: don't get along very well with your dad, huh?

mkarim: no

mkarim: do you live at home?

princemalik: that sucks, sorry man

princemalik: yeah, with my father and my sister

mkarim: older or younger? she into music too?

princemalik: older and nah not really

princemalik: she's more into like clothes and stuff

princemalik: you have any siblings?

mkarim: ooh fashionista lol

mkarim: no its just me

mkarim: that I know of lol

mkarim: isn't it late there now? youre like ten hours ahead aren't you?

princemalik: yeah she makes her own jewelry and everything she's pretty good at it

princemalik: yeah but it's the weekend tomorrow I'll just sleep in

mkarim: fair enough

mkarim: so what else are you into

princemalik: not a lot, with school and practice that takes up most of my time y'know

princemalik: I read a lot, mostly keep to myself

princemalik: what about you, you seem pretty outgoing. I bet you have groupies already

mkarim: hahahaa yeah I guess kind of

mkarim: we go out a lot here like I said theres a lot of places to go

mkarim: do you party?

princemalik: yeah, sometimes

princemalik: there's some really nice clubs here but my dad is pretty strict so I've gotta get creative

mkarim: lol youre 20 man why do you stay at home? move out, get your own place, party any time you want. why let him rule you?

princemalik: I don't really have a job right now, I couldn't afford living on my own anyway.

princemalik: he's not too bad

mkarim: if you say so

mkarim: I gotta get going. rehearsal. i'll talk to you later, prince lol

princemalik: alright lol see ya

princemalik: you up yet? How did your rehearsal go?

mkarim: hey sorry I hardly go on the chats here

mkarim: jon keeps bugging me about everything hes really annoying lol

mkarim: you can text me though that might be easier?

princemalik: yeah absolutely just send me you number

mkarim: 5552814

Hey it's the king. So how was rehearsal, you go to any wild parties?

the king huh lol it was fine, just practicing for friday. probably having an after party then we'll see we'll see ;)

Hey, I didn't name myself lol. Nice, have fun. I'm going out Friday night too, it's not gonna be anywhere near as wild as your party though I'm sure.

whats your sisters name I bet its like Amira or something lol. you gonna party or got a hot date?

No lol it's Ishizu. Just clubbing with some friends, I'm not really dating anyone right now. What about you, you got a girlfriend or something?

or something. nah not really with anyone now.

so I listened to a few more of your songs on your yt, you've got good chords man. i'm still reeling that you put all that together by yourself.

That means a lot, especially from someone with as much experience as you, thank you. Hey, if you ever need some guest vocals you know who to call lol

haha yeah if you ever flew to LA to sing. wouldn't be bad though we all suck, we could use someone like you. shame. what do you play most?

Mostly just sing, keyboard. I started learning guitar years ago but I'm kind of a wuss with my hands I hate he callouses lol. What do you play?

lol aw the poor royal hands. I love guitar, i play bass mostly though.

Got the short end of the stick huh? You're really good at the vocals too, you have a good voice for it. You could be lead if you wanted to.

nah i don't think ive got the right stage presence for lead or something. i like bass its ok

That's something you learn, though, right? You seemed to handle yourself pretty well in those videos.

ahh you watched those eh yeah they're kind nsfw I guess but so are the songs

Yeah they were really good though, you're very good looking.

ahahahaa thanks. You make any videos?

What, of just me? Nah, that's kind of weird and embarrassing lol. Maybe if the whole band thing takes off we will.

nah do like acoustic stuff. Girls love that shit. Besides, if you're good looking too it'll get you more views

Do they? lol Yeah, maybe I'll try it. Something with my keyboard, maybe.

yeah and then link me. That's not weird to ask right lol

Nah it's only fair I guess. I'll have to borrow my father's camera no way my phone is gonna do it.

lol okay well good luck with that I look forward to it

Did you still wanna see that video? I'm kinda nervous about posting it honestly.

what video?

oh yeahhh oh yeah send it over

I sent the link in our chat. Promise not to laugh too much.

i promise

damn thats good man.

i mean it sounds as good the camera allows but you look great too man lol your views will definitely skyrocket if you post that

Oh wow thanks lol. Yeah I think I'm gonna do it. May as well start getting myself out there, y'know?

you absolutely should. i swear its a lot easier to get noticed here though i think, like we've only been playing a year maybe and we're growing fast. it's just LA

A year?? That's so fast. Man I've gotta get out there some day.

you sure do. how was your weekend?

Boring. I spent most of it helping my father clean out the garage, wrote some new stuff. What did you do, Mr. Rockstar?

lol what happened to that party you were going to? i went out man I don't even remember what I did last night we got so fucked

I didn't end up going we'll probably go this weekend instead. Actually I might have some friends over Tuesday while my father's out of town. It must've been a lot of fun then lol.

that sucks. sounds like a shitty weekend. does your sister live at home with you guys i can't remember if you told me

Yeah, I did she does. If I'm extra nice to her she won't tell on me lol

lol better start doing her chores then. you wanna show me some of your new stuff? do you start with lyrics or music?

I already did her laundry today lol. Sure, how do you want me to show you? I always start with the lyrics, it helps me get an idea of where I'm going. You write any of the stuff for your band?

yeah some of the lyrics but the lead does most of the music, he's just got an ear for it. whatever is easier for you, depends on how much you have I guess? we can call if it helps.

Not too much, its mostly bits and pieces. Yeah we can call if you want that would be cool.

Alright give me a sec

[Incoming call: Karim]

#rockstar prequel #oregashujinkaku

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spartalabouche · 7 years

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(all for both skylar and kitty, or whichever you prefer to answer it for) 1-3, 5-12, 14-19, 21-26,28-38,40,42-50

OK i did ALL OF IT

1.What is your OC’s favorite color?

kitty likes red skylar likes purple

2.Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect?

kitty collects rocks! skylar collects Literally Anything given to him hes a bit of a hoarder but only when it comes to gifts. he cant bring himself to get rid of anything given to him

3.What kind of things is your OC allergic to?

kitty is mildly allergic to oranges. skylar isnt allergic to anything

5 already answered

6.What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite?

skylar loves any and all cats (including kitty(;3)) but tigers are his favourite. kitty likes bears

7.What element would your OC be?

skylar would be. water i think? i think kitty would be earth? but idk.

8.What is your OC’s theme song?

idk lmao i dont do theme songs

9.Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC?

been meaning to find some but i havent yet. i should get on that

10.What deadly sin would best represent your OC?

skylar i think would be envy. kitty maybe..wrath? i dont think that fits too much but its the best out of the seven.

11.What are your OC’s hobbies?

skylar likes to sew, kitty likes to cook

12.How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they?

skylar is very patient. but maybe a little past patient to being just kind of a pushover. but he is very patient. kitty is a little less patient but i wouldnt say shes hot headed? shes a little irritable the days around the full moon but other than that shes pretty ok

15. If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why?

kitty would like a lizard! she just thinks theyre cool. skylar wants a cat.

16.What does your OC smell like?

skylar smells like... warm. like warmth has a smell and thats what he smells like. kitty smells like fruit shampoo

17.How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job?

theyre both highschoolers n dont have jobs but skylar wants to be a nurse. kitty isnt sure what she wants to do n thinking about it scares her a lil

18.What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths?

skylar is terrified of being alone, its the reason he was in his situation before he met kitty in the first place. he will do anything for you if he thinks you will leave him if he doesnt obey.

kitty is terrified of hurting the people close to her, mostly after when she attacked skylar bc of the blood moon bs. after a few more moons they figured out what the deal was but shes still afraid that something could happen and she could attack someone again without warning. before that.. im not sure? i havent thought much about that

19.What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song?

skylar likes sufjan stevens n things similar, kitty likes the ready set n things similar

21 already answered

22.What kind of student were they/would they be in high school?

when hes with the right people skylar is a vry good student but before he met kitty he was in the principals office a lot and his grades dropped bc he was so exhausted emotionally from being w the ppl he was friends with and it took a toll on his mental health and his ability to focus and slash or care about school.

kitty is a good student in the classes that can keep her attention (usually science and history) but she has a real tough time if shes not Really Interested in whatever shes supposed to be learning, it just doesnt stick with her well. attitude wise tho shes a good student. she doesnt get into trouble unless the trouble finds her first and then shes too stubborn to back down lol

23.What is a random fact about your OC?

...........i cant think of a random fact that isnt already mentioned lmao

24.What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living?

skylar is pretty depressed and negative about His life but very positive abt others? if that makes sense? he thinks everyone has a reason to live and deserves to live. kitty is p much the same but shes not depressed rlly. shes pretty positive all around.

25.What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them?

WELL. a looong while back i wrote a vent fic about dave like getting the shit beat out oif him or whatever. and skylar was one of the bg characters. he was very remorseful but didnt do anything to help dave or apologize and was just like.. in the bg for no reason? but then i was like i kinda....wanna do more with this guy. so i kinda like made an alternate ending to what i had where skylar helped dave after instead of leavin him where he was. and then i got attached lmfao.

kitty was made specifically for skylar! for a long while i thought skylar would always be like. a stand alone character it just felt rlly weird giving him a second Permenant character that wasnt terrible for him and then one day i was like WELL.....what if.......this Girl and then kitty was created

26.Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why?

skylar and kitty are each others Most Important Person. kitty brought skylar out of a dark place and skylar is kittys rock when she gets overwhelmed or breaks down. theyre good for each other. best friends.

there is not a single person however that is not important to skylar he cares abt everyones opinions all the time. kitty tho.. theres someone but im not sure?? who exactly? havent gotten into that or anything.

28 answered

29.If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose?

man idk. skylar is too scared of death to think about it and kitty just doesnt thing much abt it

30.Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why?

kitty would like to get married, shes indifferent about kids. skylar would like to get married and have at least one child !

31.What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory?

most traumatic.. for skylar probably . being kind of forced to hurt people?? not necessarily forced by other ppl but forced by himself ofc. but it was still traumatic.

kitty... im not sure. she hasnt really had any traumatic experiences so aside from attacking skylar which she could only remember bits and pieces of anyway idk !

33.Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why?

kitty could kill someone accidentally during a blood moon or if she was pushed too far in a non blood moon Wolf time she could probably kill someone but she definitely wouldnt mean to if she was coherent. shes a little more irritable during wolf times (i think i already mentioned that in this or the other one but) and if she gets too angry the wolf in her comes out a little more and she gets violent. shell only mean to maim but miiight go a little too far. hasnt happened yet though and she is determined to be sure it never happens.

skylar however. after like a year of hurting people hes sort of. learnt to dissociate in the process of it to cope. so if he was also pushed far enough, but like, thatd take more than wolfy kitty. like to the point of his family (including kitty) being seriously hurt or threatened seriously he could sorta. snap and have at it. and he could accidentally kill them. really unlikely though.

34.What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?

skylar tends to avoid social groups for long periods of time and if he is w a social group hes pretty quiet and will mostly just talk to kitty between her conversations with other people. uhh id go a little more in depth about how kitty interacts with people but i.. do not go to social groups and interact enough to see how an extrovert.. would interact with other people. at least i dont kno enough abt how theyd interact to be decisive abt it. sorry lol

35.How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?

skylar is def worried most of the time. he overthinks things especially when asked to do something, like hell overthink whether or not he did whatever thing correctly and overthink every little detail he worries a lot.

kitty likes to day dream! she likes to talk to skylar about her daydreams a lot n shell be able to go on for like an hour about whatever shes thinking about and skylar just likes to listen to her and she doesnt need him to participate a super lot just like. Listening makes her happy. shes got a lotta thoughts all the time

36.What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?

skylar wants Approval and praise. not like in a selfish way like i did this thing for u so i Deserve your praise and affection for it or whatever but just. its a dpd thing. he Needs it

kitty is... difficult. i really dont have her wants slash needs as fleshed out as skylars which is bad of me :\ i need to get on that.

37.What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do?

well kitty stims she likes to flap her hands and stuff but i think thats still pretty common. idk if skylar really does anything that other people dont do?? shrugs

38.What would your character do with a million dollars?

skylar would probably save it lol. kitty would impulse buy a shit ton of things at once until skylar was like wAIAt WHAT ARE U DOING and make her Calm Down

40 already answered

42.Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from?

skylar has scars on his cheeks, back of his arms, his shoulderish area and on his chest from kitty attacking him.

43.What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said?

skylars probably accidentally said a bunch of offensive shit being a Straight Cis White Boy but idk specifics man. kitty always corrects him tho and he does better hes tryin

44 answered

45.If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza?

skylar probably doesnt mind pineapple pizza? its not his favourite but hed be fine with it but kitty thinks pineapple pizza is the most Disgustng thing on earth. she would rather Die.

46.Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works?

kitty would probably curiously mess with it a little but skylar would be too paranoid to touch it lol

47.Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle?

kitty likes to draw furries because she is an Actual Living Furry but skylar doesnt draw much more than like. ur average bored doodling.

48.What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult?

well theyre both still teenagers but kittys parents have always been very supportive of her. they kno shes bisexual and she hasnt brought up bein partially nonbinary just because she doesnt want to yet and theres nothing they Need to know about that yet but theyd be supportive of that too. shes got really good parents

skylars dad was not a very good person, not like physically abusive or anything but he was a toxic person and he is no longer in skylars life. his mom however! is a very nice person. shes rlly patient with skylar nd was especially when he was in that rlly bad place and was getting into trouble a lot. she knew there was something going on

49.Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush?

skylar likes chocolate and kitty likes.. like all candy. i dont think sugar rushes are.. a real thing??? lmao but itd just be kitty when shes excited. skylar doesnt get sugar rushes

50.If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count?

skylar is pretty afraid of death but i dont think hed try to fight it. hed probably isolate himself from anyone that wasnt his mom or kitty

kitty would probably kind of just hide it like not tell anyone if it was possible. shes like. the moderate amount of afraid of death n i think if there were ways she could try to avoid it that would at least Extend her time a little she would definitely do that as much as possible but if she knows there wont be much she can do she wont waste too much time with it. shed just make the time she has count

#oc info #DONE!!!!!#WOW #took like THREE HOURS jdhfgh im sorry lmfao #bring-us-back-light #alarm bark

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thats-a-real-mood · 3 years

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loki episode 1x01

Im loving the green/gold marvel logo.

mega spoilers under cut!

Ngl not sure why the tesserect threw him like that in mongolia. Is there a reason that thanos had better control? (Other than him being a giant grape) Is this what happened with red skull?

Tva introduced. Very mysterious

Aw loki is just done with the avengers and everything else

Why did they have loki’s lips do that for so long? And in 1/16 speed

Reset the timeline? What does that do?

Zooming in on the device on the ground assuming that is going to reset the timeline. Okay so but reseting does that mean that there is now another loki? Our loki we are watching and a different loki who is continuing one the timeline?

A variant skrull?

Loki trying to run and then getting timelooped back to the lady is slightly funny

Aw that poor guy is cheerful and shes all like no i have a job

Deadly consequences huh? Is that gonna come back later? I have a feeling they will never like each other

Aw happy robot

Aw fashionista drama queen loki. I love it

Okay i may be ace but loki looks good!

-honestly in the gray suit he doesnt look that muscular but he is. Its just hidden. It hints at it with his shoulders but he in fine!

I did a get picture of the end credits where it shows what he said

“if it’s all the same yo you know i’ll have that drink now.

“tva? friend i think there has been a mistake. I am Loki,- You will regret this. I am burddened with glororius purpose. I stand on the right side of thanos- pleased to learn you’ve- my father is-”

is all i could read from this

A cat and a cat mug. I like it. This dude must be so tired. And everyone gives him extra work with everything they say even in his room. -does it do this even after they leave? And honestly i thought lokis stack would be bigger

“Do alot of people not know if they are robots?”Hun im sorry but you didnt know you were frost giant..

Now at first glance the whole “what if i was a robot and didnt know it?” Line is funny but you gotta like deeper. Like i said right above he didnt know he was a frost giant for almost the whole time 2012! Loki has been alive.

Ok but why does it look like giant scratch marks in the red rectangle. I think it’s supposed to be like dried blood or whatever but more like scratch’s.

His temporal aura..lots of red,maybe purple and yellow followed by green and blue at the top. I wanna know what it mean. Do more colors get added with more temporal stuff?

That looks like the guy who died in the trailers

He was insistent that he take a ticket. Lokis staring contest with the guy. Passive aggressive loki

Is that PA sound activated by a specific phrase? I think it would be since it probably would have turned on sooner than when loki shouted otherwise

I dont like miss minutes.

Who are the timekeepers? How are they all knowing? Can we get some more lore on them?

Branching off the nexus? That showed in a scene in the trailer..

So do the tva not want a multiverse? But it was canonized in dr strange. And wandavision. Or do they just not want a multiverse war?

Created the TVA and its workers? What do they mean by creating the workers as well?

Wait what that the reset charge i saw in the cartoon? So does that mean that there is a loki that is continuing on the timeline?

Is that how we kept the “sacred timeline”? But how? The avengers dropped the cube and loki got it and left. So how did they fix the timeline to keep him from picking it up again?

The guy doesnt have a ticket and is throwing a karen tantrum. Oop-

Okay now loki is scared.

Is it bad that i saw him hold up his ticket and found it funny? Like see boom i have it totally not gonna get destroyed now

Okay so i wrote the cool “runes” i put them in quotations because i dont know if that is what they are. Ill try to look them up later and post them.

Five dead in france..1549

Sombody got the jump? Its him? Who?

Stab wounds? Reset charge is gone. Sixth attack? That they know of?

Nice satan imagery in the background. First (assuming) micheal first with light shining in this guy and now satan..

I saw her eyes look to the satan and then upwards so assuming she means the horns but it could also be mephisto. But does mephisto stab people? Those horns look loki style

Afraid of them?

Kablooie? Blue gum? Blooeberrie?

-Why was it given away? Is it a sign? Do i need to look deeper into this? It does have that whole look that fits with the tva but im gonna hold on.

Devil bearing gifts?

-What happens when it hits the red line?

They have a FILE? On loki? Where did they get that photo? And HE IS GENDER FLUID

Judges room has the workers mural and the timekeeper mural. So the cut off the branchs to keep it in a orderly timeline?

Push t to those avengers! STEVE👏ROGERS👏IS👏A👏VARIANT

Hun..hun no thats not why they traveled.

Pffrt two tony starks! So he knew tony was there… did thor not smell him as well??

Gods to gods

Is..is this what it looks like when he tries to do magic??

Who are the people watching who isnt the guy from earlier?

So is this gonna be a show of freewill? Like wanda was grief and depression? Or the winter soldier was of —-

If my theory is right about loki being the guy killing the agents and that guy is investigating and has his file then it makes sense that he knows what loki is capable of. I would also like to point out that is it loki killing them, then they are greatly underestimating him. He should use that to his advantage

Chasing a hunch? Going sideways? Bad idea?

And this guy is flirting (i think) but also drinking his respecting woman juice.

Burn down his desk? Ok so ngl its cool outside the window but idk what it is but i can tell its greenscreen. The architecture is great. I love the scene.

A nightmare department??

I wanna know what the buttons in the elevator mean.

Created by the timekeepers? So possibly not human. Can they leave? are they aloud to? What do they mean created? Is there a process? Or are they just never kids?

Trust is for children and dogs? Oka i get the dos. But children? Does this mean that he hasnt trusted anyone since he was a kid? What happened that made him stop trusting people? Does he trust his mother?

Living in his set path? Okay i was part of the son fandom so im getting team free will vibes from loki insisting that he chooses what he does

Wooing someone powerful you intended to betray? Thanos? (Ew giant grape face guy) You, agent mobius? The Grandmaster?!

Are they flirting? I genuinely cant tell? Is this what flirting looks like?

Pursuit in Dangerous variants? So not loki. My theory holds strong for me but maybe its not?Hes a hissing cat? So born to be king?

A fan? Okay..i wanna saw how are you a fan? But you have the file.

Loki

The wrong path always taken…

“I am smart.” I know

What do u know mobius? Time passes differently…has loki been here before? Have u met him before? How do u know he his smart? Yes you have a file but that doesnt tell me why u are saying for certainty that u know he is smart. And he looks serious. Like he knew something. What are you hiding??

Okay so he heals fast. This couldnt have been hat long since then?

Okay so they bring in phil but they dont even acknowledge that he is still alive (as far as im aware)

The uncomfortable shifting and keeping his gaze away from the screen as new york was shown was kinda telling cause of what he said earlier…

Deflecting to keep from talking..

The FLASHBACK

Why does he need money?

Young..lost a bet to thor… what was the bet???

You just used reverse psychology on loki and it worked

Why do you wanna know about why he does what he does? Are you using him for your other case? (Assuming hat he is killing the guards somehow)

Did his voice crack when he saw his adventure in germany? Anyone else catch that? And the past tense after that. His masks are starting to fall. I think he is gonna lash out soon

Oh his mother

This is gonna get painful. Im crying already.

Oh frigga. He is tearing up. He is getting agitated now. Dude you just accused him of killing his mother

Okay stop. So others can achieve better versions of themself?

U mean when nat yeeted herself on vormir? Or when clint went around killing people during the blip? Or when cap stayed behind with peggy when he had bucky to come back to?

I can see him planning something but idk what yet

Ok so i already watched this earlier but now that i watch this part carefully i can see his hand pickpocket

Another unit? So thats six units now?

Loki escaped??

Prune? Is that what the stick thing is?

Ok he asked the guys name. I like that. Polite.

I saw him take a breath to get ready for another performance

U..u dont know what a fish is?

Lived entire life behind a desk? How old are you?

Okay thats practical to know what your being threatened with. Informed choices my dude.

Ok is this the room that loki has a desk at in the previews? Also i like casey. He is now my new fav

Whats is the desk? INFINITY STONES?? are you kidding me? So other people have tried to get them but werent aloud because of the timeline with thanos and the avengers???? Why do you have so many of the same stones? And the fact that the time stones as well means something attempted to happen to earth to get them..

They dont work at the tva? You USE INFINITY STONES? AS PAPER WEIGHTS? INGOT OF IMMENSE POWER THAT WERE CREATED SUPPOSEDLY AT THE BIG BANG??

This is giving me (another show that used something important as paperwieghts) vibes

Coming to the realization that this place is powerful? Ok so that is pruning.

His mother, he is crying i cant deal

Oh god im crying again

He just want his parents love and they are dead. He just wanted family to love him. He wanted to so much and didnt ever feel like he had it. But he did.

Oh no

Please dont make him watch his death

Please

The immediate falling of his face, his tormentor, i wanna know what he is thinking when he sees thanos

Oh the bone sound

And loki watched

Not making light of this but they speedrun his trauma and his redemption. He didnt get to see the good parts of what he has done. Just the bad.

Oh his laughing and the bitter glorious purpose

The fight was short but cool

He is being his petty self and i love it

See, don’t underestimate him

That nose scrunch

He looked emotionally drained

Wait why cant he go back? Cause he saw his future? Isnt that the reset? Oh wait if he goes back, he dies and he knows that but he couldnt be able to stop it without ending back up here

Hes opening up. The masks he had are falling around mobius. He sees himself as a villian.

Fugitive variant?

I KNEW IT IT WAS LOKI!

but hold on. If this fugitive is loki, then how? What part of the timeline is they from? Are they a future loki? So the future loki is a dangerous variant and this loki is a cat? What makes the future one more dangerous? We just heard him say he doesnt like to kill?

Okay now oklahoma 1858, if this is loki then how is he goin across time? And what for?

Wait third millenium? When is that?

Okay so we got a 1500 deaths and pieces of gum? And now third millennium thing in the 1800?

Oil? In a field…i get that u would think that but please think about where u are and the fact that other units have been killed in what i assume are regular calls like this as well.

Hooded figure? In a foggy night?with different background lights? I like it.

Told you oil plus field equals fire

Oh big spots of oil and oil leading places

Okay there is the reset charge? Is this important like i said earlier i thought it would be?

Ok if this is loki then what’s with the get up? Where is the drama? The showmanship? And why do you need the reset charges? Assuming this person took them from each scene that is at least six or seven? Or is this eight? Would this be the one that they said earlier with the captain lady interrupting or is this another one after that?

Ok so i took some pictures of the end credits that i think are important. I want to look closer at them before i post them.

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