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blowmymongrelmind · 5 months
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coronabeth and ianthe are cloth necromancer and wire necromancer
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rubensmuse · 1 year
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everyone likes to laugh about all the interesting but very niche shit that tumblr likes to memeify (cask of amontillado, ea-nasir, "now give the donkey a drink of pure wine") but i haven't seen anybody yet point that out about cloth mother/wire mother. like. it's fucking hilarious but when did we decide we were doing that. was there a post? did we have a meeting? i wasn't notified about the meeting
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indistinctchatt3r · 2 months
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Omega using the straw to make another Lula rather than to make something to escape
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frozenjokes · 2 months
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if they’re not on here then I don’t know them well enough to place with two exceptions: Joe, who, as stated, transcends the graph, and Joel, who I am pretty sure I could place alright but if I get it wrong I think the beans fans will rip me open and feast on my organs which is in their right. He’s diabolical though, obviously.
I will take questions but if you disagree with me you’re wrong /that’s light hearted but I fight with teeth!
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theriverbeyond · 8 months
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have you ever considered baby gideon nav with her favorite pillow. her favorite blankie. like u know no one in that house was hugging her so like. imagine baby gideon curled up under her one thin blanket on that terrible cot hugging her single, very lumpy pillow. oh my fucking god.
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chubbychiquita · 8 months
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i know we are mostly here to discuss fat & weight gain in a sexual fetish-y way but just in general like, fat people seem so much more cuddly and lovable and soft and safe???? simply, skinny people are wire mother and fat people are cloth mother
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whilomm · 1 year
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🧑‍🔬 ethics-shmethics follow
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🐵 small_monkey_985 follow
kind of a milf. reblog.
🧑‍🔬 ethics-shmethics follow
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🙉 monkey_who_is_small follow
the wire mother did nothing wrong
👩‍⚕️ fur-sciense follow
i would love to study you
🙉 monkey_who_is_small follow
u literally are???
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bronzetomatoes · 6 months
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secretmellowblog · 6 months
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“We need more mean female characters” you guys couldn’t even handle Wire Mother 🙄
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kittykatninja321 · 3 months
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Thinking about Catherine Todd’s cloth mother realness. Jason is the hungry baby monkey clinging on to her for warmth
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postnuclearwar · 4 months
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Diversity win, monkey has two moms raising it!
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heterophobicpride · 5 months
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girlwilson · 11 months
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dynamoe · 1 year
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Happy Cloth Mothers Day/Happy Wire Mothers Day
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frozenjokes · 2 months
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hi um. can i ask what the cloth mother/wire mother chart means? me and my friends have been trying to break it down for like half an hour of back and forth constant debate and external sources. we understand the experiment, but could you explain each point separately as an axis?
we think that the monkey/mother is what mother they prefer.. but then what is the object? the object cant prefer a mother as an object, so then does that mean that they /are/ the mother? it.. has been a topic of much debate please explain your research i am fascinated and need to know more
let it be known, this is the best ask I’ve ever gotten. you are in for it. For reference, here is the blank graph.
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short answer: this is a personality chart. The measure is How Much ____ person is Monkey/Diabolical Object vs Cloth/Wire Mother
long answer: AUTISM. let’s talk about autism shall we? yes… I think we will. Autism. I do not choose the inanimate objects I identify with. The autism chooses. And if you are a psych major in college you may know that every professor on the face of the earth talks about harlow’s monkeys. They are everywhere. I’ve been lectured on the monkeys MANY a time. Now when you’ve seen these videos about this experiment over and over again (as well as watching them on your own time because as established, your ass is not normal) you start to.. identify with them. SPECIFICALLY when you are a blunt, outwardly colder kind of person. Someone with sharper edges. Someone who has a hard time making friends and fitting in and finding people who YADDA YADDA YADDA THIS IS TUMBLR YOU (reader) GET IT. Now we see wire mother yes? Do you see a similarity? Do you see all those memes about her, DISRESPECTING HER, MISUNDERSTANDING HER, SHE’S TRYING HER FUCJING BEST AND YET SHE IS OUTCAST, SHE IS DISCOUNTED.
she also looks like this. actually, let’s take a look at all of them, shall we?
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no further comment. this is peak design. diabolical object in particular is ?!!??!!!?? great. more pictures now.
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NEEDLESS TO SAY. I am wire mother. I am a wire mother (on the graph I fall between wire mother and diabolical object) and I am so abnormal about it, if any person that vaguely knows me sees any post on any platform that so much as mentions this experiment it goes Directly to me.
Maybe this isn’t important. But maybe it is. Maybe you need to get to know them, to know them like I do. But now for what you’re really here for. What does it mean.
Let’s begin
THE X AXIS: Cloth/Wire Mother is primarily about Warmth. It’s about Affect. (psych term for the way people emote, simply. You can have a positive affect, a negative affect, a neutral affect, it’s used often in the context of neurodivergence. For example a person with schizoid personality disorder expresses an extremely low range of emotion, and therefore, often shows neutral or negative affect. It’s a useful descriptor for autism as well.) Do people feel comfortable around you upon first meetings? Do people feel comfortable around you upon first meetings when you AREN’T masking? How easy/difficult is it for you to mask? Do you feel the need to mask at all? Sociability is big here. It should be noted the x axis has nothing to do with someone being a ‘nice’ or ‘mean’ person. This entire graph isn’t about Nice or Mean, it’s about perception, it’s about how people hold themselves.
Cloth Mother: Cloth Mothers are warm, they are approachable. These are the type of people you’re drawn to, the type of people that make others laugh. Cloth mothers do not have to be socially adept, but they often are, or at the very least they’re outgoing enough to provide the illusion of adeptness. For example, one of my good friends is very socially outgoing, very extroverted, but at the same time, struggles with social cues in the ADHD way of not always knowing when to stop or start talking, etc etc. Cloth mothers typically have a more positive affect. They can be passionate and excitable, you take one look at them and you just know they’re so happy to be here! :D
Wire Mother: Wire Mothers tend to be colder, not as approachable. They often struggle to reach out, especially among neurotypical friend groups, and may often be perceived by other people as sad or unhappy due to a neutral or negative affect. Other people think Wire Mothers don’t like them, or that they’re mad at them, when in reality, Wire Mothers just look like that. Wire Mothers can make people who don’t know them uncomfortable, but they’re literally just vibing, I’d try not to worry about it. There’s so much joy stored in the Wire Mother, it just doesn’t always touch the surface like it does for more expressive people. It does come out though; you get a Wire Mother going and you’ll be there all day. Cat coded.
THE Y AXIS: Diabolical Object/The Monkey is definitely a bit harder to describe. I think this relies more on personal identification, as a lot of it Is Vibes. The Y Axis is about personality, but it isn’t to be taken too seriously. But put simply. Do you air on the softer side of insanity, or do you bite with teeth. Are you a little more sensitive to the world or is your typical approach BITING RIPPING TEARING GGRRBBARKKABRKABRKABKR KILL KILL KILL KILL. Do you feel a little bit bad/aren’t very good at (MUTUALLY) making fun of your friends or are you engaging in gorilla warfare, claws, teeth, kicking and screaming, all of it. It’s sopping wet and pathetic vs LITERALLY EVIL. :) vs >:) The most important thing about the Y Axis is that Being Soft versus Complete Bastard is that both sides can go completely apeshit about literally anything. Being soft does not mean you any less crazy than the Diabolical Object. You may have a little more chill But You Are Still A Monkey.
The Monkey: You take things a little slower. You are not (outwardly) as intense as your other friends. People look at you and wonder if you were raised by two inanimate objects, periodically having your pants shit by The Embodiment Of Pure Evil, and then afterwards were unable to reintegrate into regular monkey society. (Harlow’s monkey reference) You’re 15lbs sopping wet. If you have a bigger build or any muscle at all, the fandom would probably draw you as a twink. They’d probably do that anyway if you were evil, but it’s just a little more baffling in your case. This is about TangoTek. There’s more to be said about The Monkey, but like. Idk man. You’re a monkey. Everyone does a little 🥺 from time to time, but for some reason people associate it more with you.
Diabolical Object: You have zero chill all of the time. You take things way too far, you’re running at 1000% constantly and you are Going to crash and burn in a fiery explosion, but dude it will be SO SICK. You couldn’t give less of a fuck. You REALLY want people to think you couldn’t give less of a fuck. You are a devious, evil little creature. Rats, We’re Rats, We’re The Rats <- YOU. People think you’re evil. They’re right. You are the bane of your friends’ existence, and proudly at that. Part of you needs to see how far you can push everyone else’s patience because GOD you just want them to Snap. Sometimes this is with love. Sometimes you’re just bored and want to see how much of a nuisance you can be before getting kicked from the voice call. You are the cat that starts the fights.
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And so here we have it again. Further questions are welcomed and encouraged. Maybe I’ll spend another hour answering them! I hope someone reads this entire thing without realizing it was, in fact, a Minecraft post. Who cares. This shit is so much fun, I highly recommend throwing your own ocs on it or other fandom stuff who cares, it’s a good time. Maybe it’s Just me.
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castielcommunism · 2 years
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tfws respective dad roles go as follows
Dean: well meaning step-dad who’s on thin ice. the one who will drive Jack to events and appointments. loves to show him how things work. will have a panic attack if asked to provide any emotional support whatsoever
Cas: the one who Gets It. he understands. this is Father Prime. the most demonstrably affectionate dad of the bunch. doesn’t give great advice but is an excellent shoulder to cry on. loves doing weird activities with his son that would confuse or frustrate other people
Sam: the one who has a lot of experience with Appearing Normal. this is the guy that will give Jack actually helpful advice. not physically affectionate but very good at listening. knows how to learn new information and use the computer. will happily talk to Jack about society
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