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classycookiexo · 2 days
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I be like Adele at that basketball game
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List of things to remember when u have a crush
1. Some girl has dumped him and never wants ANYTHING to do with him ever again
2. He’s probably talking to at least 2 other girls at the same time as you
3. His body count is probably uncomfortably high
4. There are other girls probably throwing themselves at him and he probably cannot resist temptation
5. He watches p*rn and is probably addicted
6. He’s most likely capable of looking you dead in the eye and lying for months on end. He will swear up and down on his mom, his dead grandma etc to get away with one pathetic lie
7. Lying about his height unnecessarily
8. Check his following on Instagram or TikTok. That is all
9. Probably has an ex that he fumbled and isn’t over her
10. He’s probably only talking to you because he wants to smash
11. Probably on a plethora of dating apps and is constantly searching for the next best thing
12. Probably listens to ‘alpha male’ podcasts and believes he’s the prize
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girl-afraid1 · 7 hours
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he’s so mid i want him
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daemonhxckergrrl · 9 months
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fully exposed electronics, like the actual circuitry, that's high art. that's the appreciation of nudity. it's bold and brazen and yes, a bit horny.
translucent shells and casing ? girl that's lingerie, that's seduction and teasing. little bits of exposed wires and recessed reset switches, being able to see almost everything....that's more than "a bit" horny
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homosexualasstransbian · 11 months
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prokopetz · 7 months
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As far as I can tell, girlposting on Tumblr operates according to roughly the same principles as the Border Mythic in the tabletop roleplaying game Nobilis: specifically, it is the power of attention which distinguishes a girl from her environment. Not only may any thing be a girl, but each constituent of a girl may itself be raised from the welter of experience and awakened to girlhood through the power of diligent observation. Thus, the rivergirl is a girl whole and complete, yet if one looks more closely, each droplet of water which comprises the rivergirl will resolve itself into a dropletgirl; and each molecule of H₂O making up each dropletgirl, into a moleculegirl; and so forth; and yet the rivergirl remains one and whole.
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inter-gal-actic · 10 months
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Woman in rock pressing pedals
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b4byfawn · 4 months
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ccccwsworld · 4 months
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if he’s not like this i don’t want him
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cupidisonline · 3 months
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she is me i am her
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Don’t you just love seasonal depression
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classycookiexo · 11 hours
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ineedtosellmysoul · 10 months
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i deserve nothing but the best because i'm god's favourite
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fingerfried · 7 months
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me when I get home late and I have a test tomorrow
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daemonhxckergrrl · 8 months
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responses to "are you a boy or girl ?"-type questions:
gimme your best guess
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
yes
no
maybe
sometimes
I can be anything you want ;)
*raises eyebrow slowly*
I am become death, destroyer of worlds
idk I'm making it up as I go along
on a bad day
i'm actually an adult human if you don't mind
gender ? i hardly know 'er !
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fauxunraveling · 3 days
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this is me if you even care </3
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