List of things to remember when u have a crush
1. Some girl has dumped him and never wants ANYTHING to do with him ever again
2. He’s probably talking to at least 2 other girls at the same time as you
3. His body count is probably uncomfortably high
4. There are other girls probably throwing themselves at him and he probably cannot resist temptation
5. He watches p*rn and is probably addicted
6. He’s most likely capable of looking you dead in the eye and lying for months on end. He will swear up and down on his mom, his dead grandma etc to get away with one pathetic lie
7. Lying about his height unnecessarily
8. Check his following on Instagram or TikTok. That is all
9. Probably has an ex that he fumbled and isn’t over her
10. He’s probably only talking to you because he wants to smash
11. Probably on a plethora of dating apps and is constantly searching for the next best thing
12. Probably listens to ‘alpha male’ podcasts and believes he’s the prize
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Everyone wants something real until they meet someone whose real standards challenge them to be real consistent, real considerate and real committed.
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