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omegahime · 2 years

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random aew sex headcanons pt.2

warnings: smut (minors dni), more filthy things. i tried to be as neutral as possible so, gn!reader. mentions of breeding kink, brat taming, daddy kink, marking, exhibitionism, and size kink.

adam page

still on the boat of adam being a bit vanilla but the greatest thing abt him is how he can be so sweet while pummeling you to pieces

stroking your hair, rubbing his thumb over your cheeks, smiling and telling you how gorgeous you look like this all while balls deep in you

it’s like he doesn’t know his own strength sometimes bc the way he just slams into you like he’ll have the bed rattling against the wall

i also get major brat tamer vibes from him as well though

you almost cant even commit to being too much of a brat bc god it’s the way his voice kind of gets rlly deep and he stares right through your soul, “watch your tone, you don’t know what you’re getting into.”

but yeah major praise kink likes his hair pulled too

not super loud but the occasional grunt or moan of “good god, you feel amazing.”

big big breeding kink but also loves the sight of your face covered in his cum

is wall sex a kink? idk he likes fucking you up against walls

like there’s a lot of times where you don’t make it to the bed so you’re pressed up against a wall or leaning over a counter

ricky starks

he’s cocky but not in an asshole way

he just knows ur body so well he knows exactly what to do to get you off, ur every little tick

and it makes sex incredible bc he always does it right

also .. obligatory stroke daddy reference bc duh stroke game go dummy

loves some hair pulling, loves it when you scratch his back or dig ur nails into his his thighs in particular

ricky gives you the kind of sex that puts you right to sleep fr and then u wake up to him cooking breakfast he’s husband material truly

but god does he love it it makes him feel great that he can just tire you out like that he lowkey has a couple pictures of you just slumped drooling on ur pillow

haha daddy kink go brr

“you like how daddy fucks you, baby? tell me how much you love it.”

likes you in doggy so he can grab your waist. knows he’s in really deep and finds it amusing when you naturally start to scoot away but can’t you guys just imagine him in your ear like “stop running.”

jungle boy

listen don’t kill me but .. very very vanilla

at the most i could see him liking outdoors sex (there was this fic i read, it was rlly good but i can’t remember who wrote it so if you know feel free to rb with the link!!)

but he’s kind of shy, lowkey, doesn’t like to do a lot of the crazy shit when it comes to sex

i have this theory he’s loud af in bed though

like that’s one of the places he feels most comfortable, in bed with you, so he doesn’t censor himself in the slightest. you’ll know he’s enjoying himself

big dick energy like a mf he loves it when you ride him but it feels like sitting on a spear

when you two first had sex it took a lot to get used to his length

loves to give head, just loves putting his mouth on you

likes to kiss you right as you’re hitting your climax, loves the way you moan into his mouth

really likes it when you’re all dressed up, takes a lot for him not to just rip your clothes off and fuck you

god the amount of times you’ve had to choose a different outfit or redo your hair bc he couldn’t keep his hands off you before an event

danhausen

call me a clown fucker if u want but 2018 danhausen lives rent free in my head

(i have an idea for a fic i wanna write but ANYWAYS)

so very loving 🥺

also very talkative likes to hear that he’s doing well wants to tell you that you’re doing well

praise kink vibes whew

also lowkey a massive pervert in the best way like he just is so attracted to you

not above some back of the arena sex, or car sex, or bathroom sex

he would love like surprise blowjobs like u just drop to ur knees as he’s getting ready for a match or you wake him up with one

god he’s so loud though that’s the crazy thing about him liking the exhibitionist stuff he’ll just rat y’all out 💀

there’s been many a time you’re riding him in the backseat of a car and you have to put your hand over his mouth bc he will not shut up

but it makes your heart bloom to know he’s enjoying himself so much

#{ : hangman }#{ : starks }#{ : jungle boy }#{ : danhausen }#aew smut #aew imagine #aew headcanons #adam page imagine #adam page headcanons #adam page smut #ricky starks imagine #ricky starks headcanons #ricky starks smut #jungle boy imagine #jungle boy headcanons #jungle boy smut #danhausen imagine #danhausen headcanons #danhausen smut

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achilleasfury · 4 years

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Laughing Jack Oneshot {part 1}

so, this is an oneshot with multiple parts, so a twoshot. BUT the following parts are with shipping, so you dont have to consider them as a real afterwards story.(the following two parts will be posted tomorrow, after I slept- so in about 9-12 hours^^)

TW: controlling over him with his box, mention of murder

When Laughing looked at himself in the mirror, he noticed for the first time how pale he was. Almost automatically, his hand rose, black claws stroking across his cheek, to the strange lip painting that made him look like a clown, distracting from his true identity as an evil-Jack-in-the-box. He hated this term as if he still had to obey someone who owned his box. He had had to obey Isaac, exhilarate him, but he liked that. They had been friends. Best friends. But Isaac had betrayed him. Left him. And then he had returned, had called him a fantasy, an imagination. Yet the game he had played before had been so funny, it had given Laughing so much pleasure to watch. But no, it had been too late. He laid his head crooked, his hand touching the mirror, his hand in the mirror. How special he looked. So broken. Then he felt it. A plucking at the edge of his consciousness. The clown knew this feeling, this compulsion to do something he hadn't thought about, something he would never do voluntarily. Someone called him. He hadn't told it anyone - yes, he had. In this circle. Everyone had to reveal his trigger, his weakness so that everyone could be stopped if he went crazy. Who had been there? Everyone. It could have been anyone. Although, some of them were reasonable, like Masky, Hoodie, Eyeless Jack, Helen, Clockwork, or Jane. But of course, there was the other side. Jeff, Ben, Toby. He froze in his movement. Of course. How could he forget them? There it was again. That pulling. As if by remote control, Laughing stood up and left his room, which was in the basement. He climbed up the creaky stairs, his gaze scurrying back and forth. Where were those idiots? Ben and Jeff stepped out of the shadows, Ben holding a box in his hands. "You-," Laughing started angrily, took another step toward the ghost. He just grinned, opened the box, and said loud and clear, "Take three steps back and do a pirouette." Laughing felt his insides tense up, his body moving on its own, following the command. "That's really cool," Ben noted enthusiastically, his grin becoming more insidious. Turning to Jeff, he said, "We could do so much with him-and no one would suspect us," the black-haired man also seemed to be visibly enjoying himself. "Hit yourself," Jeff now demanded, placing one hand on the side of the box. Laughing clenched his hand into a fist. He tenses up, visibly resisting the command. It was unbearable. In his head, so many things were screaming at him to beat himself, to disobey, to kill Ben and Jeff. The thought calmed him down. He could get his box and kill them, then just disappear. His fist hit him with full force, that's how he had been in his mind. A growl escaped his throat, his eyes narrowed. "Give it to me," Laughing demanded, his voice cold and rough. "You have no right to the box. It is an escape route, not a toy. Ben gently stroked the lid with one finger, "But it's so good for trying out, against my endless boredom. It's fun, and there's nothing wrong with it. You like to have fun too, Jack," he giggled, a shrill sound, not very pleasant. "You make fun of others as well. So it's only fair that we can make fun of you when your life is tied to this box. It makes you weak, did you know that?", the blond grinned gloatingly. "Who is Isaac anyway? You never told me about him. His name is on the bottom. He's registered as the owner. Maybe we should change that." That was too much. Laughing's shape seemed to change, his colors seemed to fade further, the black slowly turning gray. First, he looked down, tried to block out Ben's words, repress the memories, then he raised his head. Light gray tears ran down his cheeks, his skin, which had just been white, had turned to a dark gray, the color had come from his former black hair. His eyes were perhaps the strangest thing about him. His eyeballs were dark gray, almost black, his iris white. "It is none of your business. Isaac is none of your business. My box is none of your business. I'm none of your business," the last two sentences he cried out, his eyes glowing. Jeff pulled out his knife, holding it firmly in his hand. As if that would help him. As if he could defend himself from Laughing. As if he was strong enough for it. Ben's eyes widened, he backed away from Laughing until he remembered he could control the clown. His grin returned. "Stop the car," he ordered hastily, taking another step back. Laughing stopped abruptly. He fought against the invisible fetters, tried to move his legs. "Give them back to me," he growled, reaching for his box but couldn't reach it or Ben. Then an idea came to him. With Ben's control, he couldn't move, but his abilities were unrestricted. A cold smile fell on his lips, his sharp teeth flashing. Laughing grew bigger. His legs grew longer, he tipped forward a little, his claws closed around his box, pulling it towards him. He shrank again, wrapping his arms around the dark box as if it were his life. Somewhere it was. It was his key, his control, his remote control. "Release yourself," he tenderly pronounced the words of release, his tension falling away as he felt his legs again. The clown turned to Ben and Jeff. "You will regret it. You're going to regret it so much," he hissed angrily, then turned away. Soon he would kill them. Soon he would take revenge. First on Jeff, then on Ben. He would see Jeff burn again. He would tear off his limbs, burn them one by one. His organs would be saved. With Jeff's intestines, he would tie Ben up. He knew his weakness, he would take advantage of it like his weakness had been taken advantage of. He would rise to the level of the two of them. The same thing was settled with the same thing. Laughing returned to his room. There he sat down again in front of his mirror, placed the box on his lap. So it could not be taken from him. He hated it, but there was no other way. How he wished there would be another solution. But it did not exist. Not yet. Astonishment lay down on his features, he touched the mirror, his face in the mirror. Some color returned. His hair became black again, his skin white, his eyeballs white. A smile spread on his lips. "You will regret it. I'll wipe them out."

#laughing jack #ben drowned #jeff the killer #creepypasta #oneshot #creepypasta oneshot #creepypasta laughing jack #laughing jack oneshot #creepypasta ben drowned #creepypasta jeff the killer #stinky rat boi #clown boi go brr #crying child but drowned #murder tw #controlling tw

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dolokhoded · 3 years

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WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND GINGERS

#ah yes my two fav boys #dumb red and smart red #they have different energy but i simp all the same #meeks is........ pretty boi... handsom...... would hold your hand when u cry....#albert is #s i g h #he's made questionable life choices ok let him be #would commit arson with u #the simping hour #jester clowning #pretty bois make brain go brr

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ahsterism-aa · 2 years

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.....also now that g.enshin people who weren’t there for this clown’s creation follow me if you see a fucking idiot attached to xiao’s face here d- don’t- don’t question it it’s nothing i promise don’t woRRY ABOUT I-

#(I'VE REALIZED THIS NOW . UM .. I PLEAD THE FIFTH FDHGSDH)#(we post clown boy oc with a fc that has the exact opposite personality here.......)#(hair and modern au fanart go brr what else am i supposed to say!!)#ooc. / general

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bella-donna418 · 3 years

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Happy Birthday Mikasa and Falco!

A/N: A BDAY PARTY FOR THESE TWO → Mikasa and Falco

Happy bday!!!! Ok you don't look fine at all, BUT IT'S ALL AN ACT RIGHT? Right? *sweats*

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So it's Mikasa and Falco's birthday today and everyone are really giddy about it especially they planned this, along with the directors.

But since everyone in this channel production are pure evil/clowns they'd of course prank them both BEFORE going to the real surprise.

So they planned to do such cruel thing 😂😂😂.

They put hidden cameras all over the place (pro hiding skills go brr 😂)

So preparing them took almost a whole day and yeah, the entire production have their own roles 😅😅

Annie, Sasha, Jean, Pieck, Connie, Udo, Zofia, Zeke, Reiner, Porco,Yelena, Historia, Ymir, Armin, Levi and Hanji (oh please manifesting LeviHan, HANJI FORCED LEVI 😅😅) were the ones setting up the decorations while Niccolo is the one in charge of all the food for them (YES FREE FOOD FROM HIS RESTAURANT 😂😂) along with their cakes.

So let's go to Sasha cam.

Sasha would be like, "Alright, guys. Decorations are set up and it's 6:08pm right now and we DIDN'T eat a proper lunch... just coffee from Starbucks and some chips/doughnuts."

Connie and Jean would be in the background goofing around with silly string sprays (and of course, they're NOT actually spraying to each other, just threatening 😂😂😂) and Levi just scolding them to stop.

Earlier that day...

Ok Eren went to the director and asked for a favor.

And that favor was the prank 😅😅

So the plan was that the director will keep telling Mikasa and Falco that they were doing a bad job (even if it was so impossible since they were both the serious and on point ones)

The director understood this and he was like, "This will be difficult" (since they're literally great at their stuff and never once got mad at them, I mean he's too nice and he even laughs with Sasha and Connie during the play dead scenes)

So the pranking has begun.

So everyone was now at their places and the director was ready to pull this through.

Secret camera mode (one of the production members placed it there 😅)

The director then said to Mikasa like, "More emotion!"

And Mikasa tried harder.

Then the director sighed in "✨disappointment✨" and cut and said, "That's it for now."

Mikasa gloomily exited and went to take a seat somewhere (she was hurt ಥ‿ಥ)

So she sat alone and scrolled through her phone trying to keep her mind off of things and chill.

So Eren went to Mikasa (camera at hand) and Mikasa was just—there.

So he was like, "That's alright, pretty sure he was just tired or something."

Mikasa ignores him and Eren was trying not to smile (you cruel bastard ಥ‿ಥ) and put the camera closer to her while she turns away from it.

Mikasa stood up to get coffee because she definitely needs it (she drinks coffee to ease)

Eren just watched her and looked at the camera trying not laugh and was like, "She's trying not to cry 😂😂😂"

So let's go to Falco...

The same thing happened to Falco but he coped it in a different way.

Falco sat there and started playing on his phone while Gabi was sitting there talking to him smirking while looking at the camera she's holding.

She was like, "Are you ok?", "It's alright, you did your best." while trying not to laugh (THEY'RE ALL HAVING A HARD TIME NOT TO 😂😂😂)

Back to recent time.

Mikasa was curling up on a couch and watching Netflix and Falco across her playing games on his phone with Gabi beside him when Eren came.

He was like, "Y'all wanna go in another room?"

Falco nodded and stood up along with Gabi while Mikasa just stayed there.

He bit his lip and went to Mikasa—dragging her.

Mikasa was like, "Stop." and Eren just chuckled in reply.

Here it is. Moment of truth.

They opened the door and the lights were off.

Mikasa not caring turned on the lights and she somewhat regretted it because her heart rate just shot up

"SURPRISE!!!" They all (except Levi) exclaimed and Mikasa jumped in shock (no puns lol) while Falco just stared at it like, "am I dreaming?" (✨cutie✨ ik)

So Sasha went to Mikasa and dragged her on the couch while the boys were starting to spray the silly strings making Levi take it in because he knows that once this is over, he can clean it all.

Pieck then shrieked, "THE CAKE!"

Everyone looked at the door and saw the entire production team and the director holding the cake while another cake was being held by a staff.

Mikasa and Falco's mouths fell agape because they couldn't believe their eyes.

"You've been pranked!" Connie laughed as Mikasa started to cry while Falco's mind flew away (poor birthday people 😅😅)

"Sorry about earlier." The director smiled sheepishly and brought the cake to them (cake sponsored by Niccolo 😂😂😂)

"Thank you." Mikasa smiled while wiping her tears and Falco standing frozen while being squished to death by Udo, Zofia and Gabi in their bear hug.

Annie crossed her arms (standing beside Armin yah) and snitched on the culprit, "It was Eren's idea to prank you."

Mikasa looked at him like 'really?' while he smiled and scratched the back of his head.

"Let's eat! I'm fucking hungry!" Sasha immediately headed to the table filled with food as Niccolo gave her a plate to which she thanks him for it.

They all placed the cakes down on the table as Mikasa and Falco were seated on the couch.

They sang happy birthday to them (singing is just ✨✨)

Then they blew their candles and everyone clapped (except for Sasha, she's too busy eating)

Their gifts would be up to your imagination OwO

They also watched a birthday message they all made on the TV making Falco and Mikasa laugh at some parts and how they're teasing each other.

They spent the whole time laughing and eating—loosening up and being their chaotic selves celebrating this special day for them (actually night but ok lol)

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A/N: I'm so sorry if this HC is soooo disappointing and it looks so rushed (because it is) since I have so many things to do for school ಥ‿ಥ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKASA AND FALCO!

Tell me if he hurt u I'll track him down ಥ‿ಥ

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saturno-sol · 3 years

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The Brainrot has gotten to me

WELL HERE YOU GO FOLKS (almost) ALL MY NOTES ON WYRMTHREAD (Chantilly/Quezal) both in Canon and in a Happier AU because yes Most put under a readmore because its over 1K long and the very end has some suggestive things because I’m allowed to think like that too so just as a heads up

Anyways here

Canon Codex

Do not establish a relationship outside of a blooming interest in each other that gets nipped in the bud due to...yeah cries

So let us not delve too deeply into Canon rn, and sadly since the plot absolutely needs Chantilly gone to progress we turn to HAPPIER AUS!!!!! :DDDDD because I drove myself deep into brainrot and aoughhhhghhhghhhhghh

Songs I associate with canon because music is good-

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE by Tyler the Creator

Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery

Rest Easy, I’ll See You Again by Cuco (the title is a LIE)

Pain by Pinkpantheress

La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocío Dúrcal

The Night We Met by Lord Huron (thank you Jaxx)

Noche No Te Vayas by Los Tres Caballeros

Better Timeline AU!!!!

Placeholder name but honestly it might stick because I’m too lazy to think up of a better one hghfdnkj, am open to suggestions tho

Basic Premise of this AU: Through some magic fuckery or whatever, Chantilly is allowed out of the Troupe and decides to tag along with our funky wyrm gal because nowhere else to go/hrnng big lady pretty. They actually do start going out and it turns out hey! They like each other, like a lot.

They like each other so much that they get married and bam, WyrmThread real

This is great because not only is my otp now canon and alive, Fuego (and later on Lune when Fuego adoptskidnaps them into the family) now has both parents! And they love their kids sm like damn do not get in between them else you want to get yeeted to Unalive World.

In this one, the motivations for [REDACTED] have now morphed into somewhat the same way in terms of being dealt with but now we got the lacey boy to help Quezal do [SPOILERS], fight [SPOILERS] and help complete [SPOILERS] and help establish her empire. (I’m sorry but I am not revealing any important Codex spoilers yet)

“Will you be the Malfina to my Connecticut Clark?”

Girlboss and Malewife, except they’re both still murderous and would happily see you to your grave if you intervene with any of their plans. I’ve given Chantilly throwing knives :) because he deserves to be dangerous.

He deserves to look cool!! With knives!!! Fighting alongside his wifey!!

Of course NKG fucks off when Chantilly leaves the Troupe but I love to think of him being akin to a disapproving in-law (“Really Chantilly?? You run off and marry some wyrm that didn’t even have a kingdom to begin with? Have the standards of the Nightmare Vessels deteriorated as time went on?”)

Chantilly is somewhat concerned that Fuego is much more, for lack of a better word, feral than a regular Grimmchild would be but he doesn’t regret the decision to have him. He loves his bitey son even if he scratches through fabrics like water.

And Quezal enjoys having another person to coil around and snarl at anyone that gets too close to them. It does take a while until they’re like velcro due to her issues with touch being equated to violence (Thanks dad /s) but once she overcomes that fight or flight response she absolutely does not let go of him.

Burrowing into a dark place and nuzzling until he smells like her makes Wyrm brain go brr. And since he isn’t a wyrm there’s no instinct yelling at her to maim him if there’s no babies to take care of/mating season passed, he in her eyes is harmless. Even if they both know different, at least in her brain he is just a lil guy, no threat to her.

Chantilly loves all the attention he’s getting from her, absolutely will allow her to carry him off and coil up against him as long as he can work on sewing while she broods over him.

He’s naturally warm and for a wyrm that needs outside heat to regulate her inner temp like a snake he’s like a hot water bottle, world cold husband warm.

Happby family can these Queers be HAPPY PLEASE

Love languages!!!

Quezal once she gets comfortable with physical stuff likes to nuzzle and bite :) but not to draw any hemo or cause harm, just to hold in mouth. She also likes to do acts of service, making sure that her husband is wont for nothing and doing little things like sharpening his knives for him.

Chantilly loves to gift-give! Usually things he made by hand.

“Quezal pls let me make you pretty dresses and outfits please you would so look good in teal”

He likes kissing a lot, smoochies for wife and cuddling is great for him too, as long as he can sleep with his chest unobstructed he’s good

They both love showing each other off

“Look at my partner they’re the fucking best ever, none of you bitches can compare to them.”

When the empire is finally formed and Quezal takes her place as Empress she offers the title of Emperor to Chantilly

He declines, Royal titles are just not his thing and he feels uncomfortable with them, so instead he goes by the title of “Lord”

His duties consist of assisting with any paperwork Quezal doesn’t want to deal with and being eye candy (/j but also not really he loves being shown off esp in new outfits)

He also deals with nobles that aren’t too pushy, the ones that do are quickly steered towards Quezal. And usually after a meeting with her they learn better than to try to smart mouth either of them.

Family Notes!

Chantilly’s the one to go to if you need advice and soothing comfort

Quezal’s the one to go to if you need someone beat the fuck up and also advice but in the no nonsense way.

She also comforts but it's not in the way that Chantilly will delicately soothe the pains away, she tells you how it is but will hug you and tuck you into bed if wanted.

On the other hand, Chantilly is the one Fuego and Lune go to if they want to do something crazy or stupid and know that mom won’t say yes.

He dresses them up in poofy outfits (see the clown costume I’ve thrown on Fuego as an example) and shows them off to Quezal

“Look my dear! Aren’t they the sweetest things you have seen!”

It is very funny

SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THIS AU

Meet Me At Our Spot by WILLOW

First Love/ Late Spring by Mitski

I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry

She’s My Collar by the Gorillaz

My Kind of Woman by Mac DeMarco

New Light by John Mayer

Vivir by Jardin

coffee by Miguel

Never Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress Musical

WARNING WARNING

Ok next few am going to be a bit suggestive so stop here if you’re not into that but

I’m debating on if they’d have more children than Fuego and Lune and if so, how many HDJFJKSJ (thinking of twins named Arco and Iris because Arcoiris means Rainbow and I kind of like that and I’m also a sucker for twins)

Listen, they’re both switches but most if not all the time Quezal’s the one topping. The man is submissive and breedable what do you expect HDJFJS

s i z e D i f f e r e n c e

Chantilly is a sensual romantic and loves a lot of buildup while Quezal just wants to get on with the good stuff, they make it work with communication and understanding each other :)

They’re both capable of carrying so if they did have more kids I’d imagine they’d take turns on who’s turn it is to be eggy. (And I have so many thoughts about how they’d treat each other while pregnant but HHHHFJFJFHHHF too embarrassed rn waagaghgg)

These two love each other very much and I love them.

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smallestclowninthecircus · 3 years

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Season 3 notes popping off

due to my desire to not completely fail all my classes this year i made myself slow down significantly while listening to this season, and the fact that the other person i'm listening along with had to catch up. We've managed to convert several other people to start listening and its pretty great.

ep 81: what does it even mean to be chosen by one of them? And if he was chosen by the eye. we know Gertrude wasnt? Because she cut the eyes out of the magazines?

ep 82: elias lmao. I understand why people like him so much bahshdhdk i thought he was gonna snitch on Jon but he didnt so he's fine. Ok but how do we think he knew all that stuff. Idk probably just institute connections. I love the fact that the recorder just wants to record stuff randomly bjahsjdhd. Elias feels a lot like Michael in the sense that he knows more than he should and talks in a way that implies he just wants to wait and see how things play out for his own benefit. I understand him knowing the things that happened but his description of her emotions implies something paranormal. Maybe he's connected to one of the entities. Which one I cannot guess.

ep 83: did a file get delivered randomly to the place he's staying at? Probably elias lmao. He thinks the mannequin is related to the stranger. Idk I would believe it.

ep 84: worms? I know he says earth worms but idk. Again? Is she making gordon golems out of trash? Martin popping off. You can tell the statements get to him more that they get to Jon. How come martin is so mad about it? I want to assume he just doesnt want her to get stuck there but idk. Jude Perry. The calliope organ. Jon heard a circus in one of the last episodes

ep 89: he's talking to perry? Like jude Perry? He says ... God? Is that what it is? Lmao. The Desolation. Jon is tired of ppl being vague and not telling him stuff lmao. Oh God Jon is so confused. Compel her? Is she assuming he has some kind of power? Does he have powers? Hmm. im agreeing with jon here please jesus christ why does everyone have to be so cryptic. Just say what you mean. "maybe you get an itchy eye" bahasjkdfklsjdf girl what. Agnes saved her? Oh this is the girl from the cafe story? So theres the Cult of the Lightless Flame? They worship whatever entity this is? The Desolation? Why do they all seem like they sorta worship her then? Is Gretchen gonna die oh god. fuckin michael. a different michael aaah. i see. dont do it shes gonna burn you. sir. please. sir dont you dare do- WHAT DID I SAY what did you think was gonna happen hhh.

ep 90: try to make it less obvious you're trying to get fired big T. Elias that doesnt sound like the most healthy thing to do. oh dear is this gonna be triggering for me. uuuuuh. uuuuuuuuuh. doesnt seem like it ok gonna keep listening. Jared. hmmmmm. Ok we've seen Keay and hotner or whatever his name was.

ep 91: Michael Crew. Oh is this the lightning scar guy. Mister jon sir did you just die. No? God everyone is so fuckin cryptic. Say normal things please. They all just like to go on about pain and agony and j e s u s c h r i s t we get it you got hurted by whatever thing. So theyre avatars? question mark? Jude Perry is an avatar of The Desolation? hhhh fractals. thats a spiral thing innit. Yup. messing with your perceptions. God they all talk about feeding their god and feeding that which feeds them and. hh what does that meann. Leave big J. please. uh oh. is it daisy? how come he has the web lighter still? the tape recorder just turns on sometimes you know how it is. So he can compel people? not that he knows it obviously but. a bit wack. powers go brr i guess? If the eye just wants knowledge i guess he feeds it by getting the statements? b/c i doubt it wants him to murder ppl or whatever.

ep 92: elias you all knowing fuck what do you know. (i guess all given what i just said) Lukas. Heard of them before. Mordecai Lukas. Loneliness. The lonely even. Jonah Magnus. Elias ur sounding like a bit of a dickhead rn. lmao jon's just like "i dont care" elias what is ur deal. Why does he want to tie her in. ohh i see. lmao theyre all just like "elias why" The Unknowing lol seems very much like something the eye wouldnt like. lol elias is gettin all philosophical. what does it really mean to be human. this still doesnt answer why gertrude wanted to destroy the archives tho.

ep 93: bahsjdfh he seems so dead inside rip. awww admiral. i love him already. ghh breacon and hope. purple mold. doesnt sound like anything we've seen so far. I think the funniest explanation for breacon and hope is that they dont actually serve the stranger they just kinda happen to be a random neutral party that cart around random spooky entity related stuff. ooooh. when we hear the slight static of the tape recorder it's cuz he's compelling ppl.

ep 94: the end! listen man they were all just grayed up for 4/13.

ep 95: the end also? death but also savagery/ animalistic shit. aww martin. lmao becerra. she's just been chillin in the corner.

ep 96: return to sender. haha minecraft go brr. prediction: breacon and hope? yup there we go. jon why is there an echo. are you in a stairwell? is he gonna eat it- yup. how did i call it. unsure abt what theyre talking about but ok. they kidnapped someone? Sarah Baldwin. ooooh that guy.

ok im just putting this here so i have notes for when nicholas gets to this part. It seems like (from jon's conversation with jude perry) that the desolation and the eye are kinda at odds with eachother? like i guess not directly but it seems like they dont really vibe? so how could be with both. Cuz if he has the heat powers and shit then we know he's an avatar of the desolation. but then why does he have so much eye imagery. also he got burned intentionally? like jude did when she went on her monologue about the feeling of burning? but then why did he wear the eye pendant. it stops him from being burned all the way which seems like he's not fully accepting the fire or whatever.

Nooooo I lost like a bunch of my notes rip. I keep forgetting to save.

Ep 104: tim gives a coherent statement without jon even being there. Ugh. Fucking robert smirk. Dont like him. Joey. Dont recognize the name. The show must go on. Clown. The spooky circus?

ep 105: total war... shogun 2? jon is just understanding languages again. "if i understood mandarin or cantonese" are you sure you dont big man?

ep 106: havent we heard this one already? mans in space? oh no this is just another episode in space. fairchild... uuuh. cant remember. oh! this is related to that! this is one of the ppl from the other side. sounds like a Vast thing. oh he's the one that the dude saw? but that guy didnt have a face... she's sorta like jon. wanting to dismiss the statements. lmao i love the workplace gossip. ace jon for the win! oh cmon elias dont be a dick. sunny meadows or whatever. thats the place we heard about.

ep 107: oh great is it jude perry again. Third Degree. bahahsdkfj she was arrested. sorry but imagining this old british lady getting arrested is funny. she was trying to resurrect him. using the skin book. he's not feeling well. jon take a nap. i wonder if this is what happens when he uses his powers too much. He gets into The Zone when he reads statements lol. didn't we have a burning train car in anothre statement? is it julia fairchild? bahahahs "kidnapped. Again." poor jon honestly. julia... about her dad. daughter of the murder shed guy? hunting like your dad liked to hunt or normal people hunting. oh hunting vampires!

ep 108: melanie has been suffering. poor martin peter lukas why do you have to be like this. can he not just use the front door? does he have to bother the ppl doing statements?

ep 109: how come he cut her off? kinda rude tbh. its either jon's influence or there was smth he didnt want her saying. is it gerard on the table? this sounds kinda like smth from one of the university episodes. is it the closed eye on the hand? yup. he's like one of the students! if the thing listening in is elias then... he can do that without the tape recorder yknow. plus who's to say it wont just turn itself on again

110: who wants to bet its a leitner?

111: Lukas related to The Lonely. I used to not like Gerard that much but i like him more now. but i thought there were 15? ohhh thats right isnt flesh newer? gerry for the win honestly. finally telling jon things.

112: lol "again" no one ever tells any of these ppl anything. tim and basira are just out of the loop constantly. music, like the war episodes. The hunt or the slaughter? probably the hunt. so Daisy is related to the hunt right? basira likes the reading, she's doing fine at the institute. daisy's getting worried...

113: it just turned on randomly. what is it lol. explossives! oh boy. why do they always assume he turned it on intentionally. melanie youre not making me like you that much. which entity is this about i cant tell. lol he was disappointed it was just the end. The title Breathing Room made me think it was gonna be about the buried but i guess not. So many of these entities deal with death but the end is one that deals in just death. it has no need for fancy deaths, just death is enough

114: more hilltop road statements? the tree. oh boy. ok the tree has 8 arms obviously theres the spider parallels. was she taken into an alternate universe? oh no. jon tries to phrase things so he's not asking questions. thats honestly good. "sometimes i was kidnapped" oh dear. they got gertrude. daisy ur so odd lmao. who wants to bet they dont know the tape recorder's running?

115: silaca? or whatever? antique man? meat grinder... related to the meat is meat episode? oh wow. they buy antiques from him. maybe dont antagonize this creature which can kill you?

116: lol theyre all just so done with elias. music? is it like the one band that if you hear them you die or wtvr. oh its chess? i am very much confused. mmm stranger go brr. gorilla skin? oh shit the dance. woah. this is so good. this is so gender. the words are wonderful. "you can just say tim" lmao trying to fool elias never feels like a good idea.

117: except elias lmaoo. oh shit. leitner getting some use for once idk. bruuh poor melanie she has been thru so much shit. martin you can just say youre worried about jon. lol he's so accurate in his jon impression. lol who was that. was that daisy? lmaoo. oop hi tim. oh god i hope tim doesnt die. i feel like i wouldve heard about that? but im not sure. destroying the source of knowledge is gonna be hard for jon. yay jon! you did a good thing. let him rest.

118: go off martin lmao. awww poor martin. oh god the tape gets that squealy quality and its awful.

119: woah. lots of things happening. uhh. POP OFF TIM!!

120: lmao elias giving a statement about jon's dreams lol. damn jon doesnt even get his own dreams? has to stay Watching even when he's asleep? f in the chat this man goes thru so much shit. oh boy its peter. lol martin my beloved. idk i dont trust peter.

#tma #neptune's tma notes #notes #tma season 3

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the-radio-hosts · 3 years

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forcing my friend to guess dream smp characters

i did this for laughs. sue me. note: my friend uses interchangeable pronouns so i try to mix it up very often, please don’t be rude or clown, bc i will persorally bash your skull in. respect people’s pronouns.

first one: wilbur soot

her guess: Wilbur! (Or ghostbur? I forgot) he’s sweet just a little too chaotic and doesn’t really know what going on

my opinion: he probably knew this one bc of me but that’s alright XD cus hyperfixaction go brr.

second one: technoblade

their guess: Schlatt? Right? He’s like a tired dad umm he has a crown! So he’s probably royalty in some way and he’s not like other boys cause he’s not a catboy he’s a pigboy

my opinion: OH MY GOD WHEN I SAY I SNORTED- NO NO THE OPPOSITE MY DUDE OPISICE- anyway i love my friend so much i would die for her. i’m also going to show her schlatt next out of spite.

third: Schlatt

his guess: This is schlatt right?! Idk who else schlatt would be, anyways he seems like a business man/politician who’s kinda evil but he’s funny so most ignore that, he’s one of the dudes who took over lmanburg right?

my opinion: okay so she got it dead on congrats

forth: Philza minecraft (the man the legend, creator of minecraft, everyones honary dad,)

their guess:Philza! I’m pretty sure, he’s like super tired dad and um I’m pretty sure he has wings, he seems chill and like he’s just trying to stay out of the drama

my opinio: super glad they got this one it made me happy

fith: badboyhalo

their guess::000 ummm Johnny? Billy? Other name that I’m just pulling out of my ass? Umm he seems evil but I would really like to met them and/or be them

my opinion: sad that he would wanna be someone who simps for an egg but everyone has priority’s 😌

six: foolishG

her guess: Chuck, he seems like a chuck to me. Umm don’t get him angry or else he will beat you up, they’re a little too chaotic for their own good but that’s okay I like them

my opinio: not a fan of the name but yknow what, good for them

seven aka the last one: tubbo

guess: Tim, they’re your regular old guy (with a secret) they don’t seem that interesting on the surface but is actually not bad

my opinion: i kinda knew they would never guess i just found it funny hehehhe

the end 😌

#anyway this is i love my friend #dsmp #not tagging all that shot #shit #dream smp

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winterbl0ss0m · 3 years

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assigning some of my favorite characters genshin mains and teams because i Can and i Will

i know the amount of 5stars ive assigned a lot of them is lowkey unreasonable but i dont care dhsjfbsk this is purely based on vibes or if it fits their character also this is my opinion so let me vibe please

suzuya juuzou - rosaria main definitely. he’d also love and use hu tao, xiao, and zhongli (shinopapa vibes *cries*). i realize now i unknowingly gave him a full polearm team, but honestly it makes sense bc he would Absolutely Love all the polearm users, the polearms remind him of his scythe (he wishes rosaria had an actual scythe). i also think he would love scaramouche and is anxiously awaiting him becoming playable (me too dude, me too)

nagito komaeda - bennett main !!! he would see that unlucky boy and be like , you are me, i love you, you are precious, im maining you (he would be so much nicer to bennett than he is himself and he would probably cry while doing bennett’s hangout event). i think he’d also use ganyu, xiao, and ningguang (i have no basis for the latter three that was entirely gut feeling but i think it fits honestly). i also think he would have almost every 5star unlocked, as well as every 4star at c4 or higher, because his luck is just too damn good- although his bad luck kicked in and almost stopped him from getting xiao who he really wanted, so he whaled in order to get him

inosuke hashibira - not only would he main razor, but he would probably refuse to ever switch to any other character- he would have the starters (traveler [whose name is “INOSUKE” in all caps just like that], kaeya, and amber) but theyre all level 20 and razor is constantly on life support, but he is completely maxed out (c6, level 90, full level talents, fully levelled wolf’s gravestone). tanjiro is constantly yelling at him to start using more characters (he is the reason the others are level 20) but that just makes inosuke even more stubborn. should he eventually cave, he would probably also use venti (reminds him of zenitsu), childe (reminds him of tanjiro), and noelle (for nezuko- although he had to ask tanjiro for some help on that one)

ran mitake - Definitely xinyan main <3 i mean, the sole rock n roll musician of liyue ?? you Cannot !! tell me she wouldnt love xinyan. she would also have a super rad support barbara, as well as jean (reminds her of tomoe) and xingqiu (reminds her of moca). she doesnt have the room on her team, but she also really loves noelle because she reminds her of tsugumi, and amber because she reminds her of himari. she used them for a very long time because of that, she got clowned by some players who think the starter characters suck, but its ok cause ran knows theyre wrong and she does what she wants<3

ako udagawa - i struggled here bc i think she would absolutely Love a bunch of them but lets see- she would definitely Main and kin fischl for so many reasons (her style, the way she speaks, her general personality, and she wants a pet like oz). i think she’d also really love rosaria and hu tao (she Loves their aesthetics as well as how they are in battle, although hu tao is typically on the verge of death bc she always forgets to make food), as well as jean and sucrose (those two remind her of tomoe and rinko respectively and she’d probably switch them out depending on what she’s doing)

rinko shirokane - definitely sucrose main <3 she would also probably use fischl bc ako vibes !! plus i think she would be SUPER great at doing aimed shots and would do SO MUCH DAMAGE when hitting oz with an aimed shot- as well as mona bc i hc that she’s really interested in astrology and also hc that she loves mage characters in games (whether that is canon or not, i am not sure). also she would use bennett, both for extra healing as well as really loving him- she probably feels so bad for the poor unlucky boy awww :((

rio ranger - he switches between maining xiao and childe. he also uses diluc and rosaria !! he used kaeya for a very long time, but when rosaria came out he was like “I NEED HER”- pulling for rosaria was actually how he got childe, but he didnt mind because he actually really liked childe

reko yabusame - i really tried to give her someone other than xinyan but honestly i think she would love xinyan too much to not main her. she loves her style and her backstory so much, and she really wishes xinyan got more content. she also uses childe (bc alice vibes- no its not bc of the murderer stuff, i personally think they relate in other ways), sucrose (bc nao vibes), and beidou (bc she thinks beidou is hot as fuck, plus good elemental reactions and defense)

joe tazuna - i cant quite pick a single main but i think his team would be razor (dogboy joe go brr), bennett, venti, and maybe klee !! he loves the vibes of them all. he pulled jean and considered using her because she has sara vibes, but he decided to stick with venti mainly because he simply did not feel like grinding for her materials (i mean can you blame him? im currently struggling enough with that)

mutsuki tooru - first off the only reason he started playing was bc he saw saiko playing it and was intrigued. he would switch between maining xingqiu and venti !! it was love at first sight for him. he thought he would never get venti for a long long time, bc he missed venti’s first run. he used chongyun up until he pulled venti !! he also started saving his primos as soon as he heard speculation about venti having a rerun- and sure enough, he pulled him!! he felt like the happiest boy on earth<3 he would also have xiangling because he likes her vibes as well as her abilities, as well as albedo just bc he really likes him (he’s super invested in the homonculus + khaenri’ah theories and probably would make multiple tumblr posts about it)

ibuki mioda - xiny- *SMACKED* Actually i think she would have xinyan on her team, but her main? either klee or xiangling !! she loves their vibes n they lowkey remind her of herself. i also think she would really like diona for some reason, and probably beidou, idk why i just get the vibes !! she would have a Sick diona i just know it

chihiro fujisaki - i feel like he would switch between maining yanfei and sucrose !! yanfei just bc they like her, sucrose bc he relates to her a Lot <3 they would also use ningguang bc he admires her intelligence and determination, as well as chongyun- i almost gave him barbara, and i think they would love to use her, but he probably figured its not a good idea to have a full catalyst team despite how much they love catalysts, so he went with their next fave !! plus he knows claymores are super useful so it was a huge plus. he’s Super smart so they have so many tactics he uses, they’re Amazing with artifacts, and they Live for skillfully executed elemental combos

mikan tsumiki - she would have a full healer team, no doubt. barbara main !! duuuude she would have the SICKEST dps barbara omggg- she would do So much damage And be an Amazing healer !!! plus bennett, jean, and qiqi !!! she loves them all very much <3

#this was rlly fun to make #this started from niko saying what he thinks natsu dragneels main would be and then i started brainstorming some #and i got rlly into it #thus this post was born #hehe #im quite proud of this im ngl #you cannot argue with me bc i am right #ash has no braincells #my shit #long post

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cosmicfurby · 2 years

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dgs for the fandom ask game

ohohoho! thanks for the request my dear! i am always willing to talk about dgs at LENGTH i am an obsessed woman suffering from Asoryuu Brain so buckle up buttercup we're gonna have FUN

blorbo from my dgs

that is an EXTREMELY difficult question because, as you might have guessed, I'm obsessed with all of these people :) send help :)

if i had to pick one, though. one to write an entire essay about... god it would have to be susato. i am critically in love with susato. when i first started dgs i remember joking around that "dgs doesn't take place nowadays because if it did susato would be the lawyer and ryunosuke would be her assistant" but. it's true. she's as much of a lawyer as ryunosuke is, that's them facts. good to know that she probably lived long enough to be allowed entry inside a courtroom

i love how she's allowed to be feminine and cutesy and to have traditionally women-coded interests and yet she's still portrayed as a badass who can, and will, throw your ass across the room. she's intelligent and capable and supportive and funny. i love her. madly, you may say.

also she's a massive lesbian but we're not gonna talk about that now are we

scrunkly, someone who gives you cuteness aggression

gina 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 lestrade 👏🏻

her sprites with toby ENDED me and flushed my sanity down the toilet

every time gina was happy i was happy she's SO cute i wanted to cry

and also, that sprite with gina crying? who came up with that idea. that is a SIN. someone on that art team is not seeing heaven

scrimblo bimblo, underappreciated or underrated fave

haha maria gorey go brr

if dgs3 was a thing i would love for her to be the assistant coroner she's hilarious

ace attorney has evolved from mainstream media, we don't have "oh you jailed my parent prepare to die" kids, we've got "yeah my mom's a murderer, it be like that sometimes". she has knives. she has a plague doctor mask. do i need to say more

(also madame tusspells but mainly because 1. i am kind of a homosexual and 2. i love putting on a french accent when voicing her)

glup shitto, appears for ten seconds but i won't shut up about them

ah yes, the e g g

no really i am obsessed with Ashley Graydon/Milverton. like, obsessed. is it because he's as pretty as he is an asshole? perhaps. but also because he's SO reminiscent of villains in victorian novels

no hear me out

a con man who grew up in poverty and now has broken up with his past? i mean, that is such a victorian character to write. have him marry a wild and untamed heroine and you've got a romantic 1840s novel, can i write that

poor little meow meow, my controversial, problematic, or otherwise pathetic fave

i MEAN. Kazuma. my boy. my man. he's such a little meow meow. a perfect little meow meow.

it's not like he's *exactly* problematic or controversial, on the contrary, I'd say he's mostly universally loved by the tgaa fandom. but let's be honest, some of his actions are... questionable. but it's ok he's my morally grey but lawful bastard <3

also whoever tells me kazuma isn't pathetic and lame sometimes hasn't played the game because omg he's a fool and a fool in love

horse plinko, you're getting tormented for my personal enjoyment

sorry ryunosuke, you know i love you, but. every time I write anything that has to do with him the poor guy goes Through It. do i enjoy making him suffer? i do not but still he's like the perfect target for my fic related crimes

(which mostly include him losing everything and crying, am i projecting? nah can't be)

i guess the punching bag gene was transmitted to phoenix lmao

eeby deeby to super hell you go

you think they'll have hallowed bottles of wine in superhell

yeah me either

guess it'll be like rehab for him innit

van zieks needs many things. rehab, intensive psychological therapy, a class on critical race theory. superhell is one of them.

he's such a massive BITCH during 90% of the games. he hurls bottles of wine to the gallery. he calls you a clown. he slams his leg on the desk. he drinks on the job. he's insufferable and extra and i love him as a character but not as a person you kno

and then come those last few cases and. this man has gone through a lot of stuff, you see. he worried about soseki-san, in his way. he starts voicing his respect for you as a lawyer. and I'm like. "shit. have i been manipulated". that bitch gaslights gatekeeps girlbosses his way to make you feel bad for him and it should be a CRIME how much i liked him by the end of the games

not to mention he's also like extremely fucking hot

anyway barok you're heading STRAIGHT to superhell for sassy crimes, racist crimes, manipulative bastard crimes and also for distracting me from the fic i am supposed to write crimes

hope you liked this peek inside my... twisted mind... *dramatically turns around flailing my vampire cape*

thanks for the ask bestie ^^

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Tma season 2 notes baybeee

I made myself take several breaks so I could give my frie d who is listening to it at the same time as me a chance to catch up. Honestly just posting them so I have them saved somewhere but whatever.

ep 41: real graham wrote keep watching before he was replaced. Jon feels like he's being watched. But they werent replaced by things related to the eye. It's the web that's on the box that replaces them. Endless hallways and doors to nowhere. I bet nicholas will have ideas what entity this relates to. If it even does. They're like the tunnels in the one with the builder guy. Tunnels closing in etc. Also like the cave diving one. He's assuming it's just one

ep 42: so 100 gecs? (IM SORRY I LIKE 100 GECS BUT LMAO) so there's some entity related to music right? There's the piper episode and the 27 w/ the calliope. Ah yes, this season is gonna be the season of Paranoid!Jon

ep 43: section 31? fucking books. god no. smashed lights? cult lady did that. covered the lights too. she mentioned a spooky clown doll. thats not random.

ep 44: is this that same circus that got mentioned before? it is! the pipe organ! pop off organ! pipe off! mouth on the stomach! yes! mouths in unusual places my beloved!

ep 45: antiques! like that one ep!

ep 46: every time books get mentioned i sigh. hhh sus smells. it got brighter. I get the vibes occasionally that the dark and the eye are sorta at odds with eachother. GRRR BARK BARK LEITNER. ayyy ex altiora. entity go brr. which entity do we thing it is? my guess is The Dark. The book buyer's name is Mike. He has scars? Electricity? The childhood friend of the guy who got it later on perhaps? The Vast? its formatted like an entity idk. This happened before the other one. He got trapped in the wood carving. a win for the web lol spiders go brr

ep 47: did i hear spiral? ITS THE NOT THING FROM THE EPISODE WITH NOT GRAHAM "it didnt move, it shifted" is like the exact same sentence as before. ay john's starting to remember. the laughing woah thats weird. is "michael" one of the entities? "you make it seem like theres a war" supports my theory that theres a struggle between a couple of the entities. I said i thought it was the eye and the dark i believe but im not sure. its whatever entity michael is vs the worms? what did nicholas say the worms were again? The Corruption? still dont know which one michael is tho.

Had to take a break after that episode. smth about the quality of michael's voice makes me feel like im gonna slip into one of those states where it feels like nothing is real, so i got a nice cold glass of water.

ep 48: jesus ok this one's kidna corny. you're telling me love made the crowd go away come on now. Ur losing it big J. also shouldnt it be more sus that "sasha" is so unaffected by the worm incident/ finding of gertrude's body

ep 49: haven't we heard hector's name before? oh is he the crime guy? fucking jared... so it's a throat? chompa chompa. (it's just a little bit hot) the good part about these episodes is that we know whoever's telling the story isn't gonna die. even if it's a close call, they're not dead. hotworth? ok not jared keay. it bothers me how theres so many repeated names, can they not come up with other names? "sasha"'s computer is breaking... sus. Elias our favorite weed man! jon ur so paranoid lmao

ep 50: robert smirk, at it again. this is like that one episode with the old dude who locked his door. who said idle beforehand? was it smirk? fingertips. thats so weird lmao. bahahah tim

ep 51: simon fairchild. im sure jon will mention the name at the end i cant remember where we've heard it. this is just like the cavediving episode. a hand? there was a hand in the last one right? the scalpel! and an eye thing. she's trying to throw them off.

ep 52: thats the guy from before! with the hearts! god i hate this guy writing the statement hh. lights blowing, and brackish water. we know how this ends but its still tense. rainer? reigner? rain man. we've seen him before

ep 53: pls not a leitner. oh boy mans scratched out his eyes. rip skelly. why would gertrude have had this statement off the books? jon stabbed himself?? bruh im? big man are you okay

ep 54: cockney boys! ayy its our favorite delivery men. she cut out their eyes. she knew that the eye was a thing?

ep 55: oily residue like the retirement home!

ep 56: worms? no. spiders?? bruhh. aaah yelling :(( aww martin anyways yeah i called it about paranoid!jon he needs to take a nap and drink some hot chocolate and calm down for once please

ep 57: just remembered, i think theres an entity called The Lonely?? This feels pretty lonely idk. fairchild, lukas/ lucas, some spooky place in norway idk. "sasha" knew he was recordinig hmm suspicious cmon jon figure it out. Sasha and tom. hm sus. for records sake i feel liek i should note here that I did have it spoiled to me simply that that's not sasha, but thats really all. i assumed it was like the thing that happened to graham in S1

ep 58: i feel like i recognize the name eustice (?) wick. someone please tell me im not just watching jon's descent into madness over the course of this podcast. im hoping it isnt so but, (and pardon the dsmp reference) im getting real wilbur vibes from this one.

ep 59: oh dear ok account from the fielding house. swirling designs? Spiral time? oh boyy. oh wait! 6 inch hole in the middle! is it not a spiderweb type design on the table? thats what i had assumed but that description sounds more like a spiral thing. cobwebs is a Web thing. ayy nicholas was right! the box goes in the table! the place that she kissed him was burning. Raymond is an avatar of The Web and agnes is the burning one. Lightless Flame! Why did she save him? i guess she was against this guy eating ppl or wtvr but why was she at the halfway house then? I think she's like michael.

ep 60: the eye go brr

ep 61: breacon and hope once again. tom. sasha's boyfriend. vampires sleep in coffins. the guy just walking in seems similar to the mind control of the vampires

ep 62: bones! its that one leitner. is this mother keay? the mom of gerard? this is what happened to her right? her skin was found on hooks? oh yeah thats what i thought the pages are made of skin. yeesh. The End!! sounds like an entity. phrased like one, and i think i remember it. are the people trapped in the pages? or... kept?

ep 63: eaten by the darkness! cavediving episode! (just like eaten by the sky) did my brain make up one called The Vast? it feels like it should be one, and all these episodes have some similar description about their feelings when they do whatever chosen hobby they have. ok now this one kinda feels like the dark. lights going out and all that. ok so not really a The Vast thing, its more of a Dark thing. feckin smirk gah.

ep 64: dice! the death guy! the death game thing! the person tricked somebody else into becoming death and then they were immortal? but if the egyptians wanted to kill him or punish him or whatever couldnt they just kill him? it worked in the end when he had the person giving the statement stab him, that did the job and actually killed him

ep 65: finally jon is actually acknowledging something is wrong.

So we know Mary Keay was revived most likely with the book by gerard.

Gertrude was way more aware of the entities than Jon. mary keay referenced The End openly and she cut the eyes out of her magazines and all that which makes me think she was aware of The Eye

ep 66: please not buried alive pleeaase not buried alive. lukas of the tundra? didnt we hear the name lukas before? she wanted it to be difficult to find important files because that way bad people couldnt find them?

ep 67: agnes... the girl in the hilltop house? agnes poppin off!! he's really not gonna question how she knew where he lived?? oh no D: the tree. were they the ones working on the house? aww they kissi- OH DEAR. why did she kiss him? it seemed like she cared about him? also she could kiss that other dude on the cheek and he was fine, but maybe it was cuz she was younger? lightless flame go brrrrr.

ep 68: oh god books. yup its bitchboy leitner. mans said "this seems supernatural, its a werd book!" bruuh.

ep 69: heh nice. aw cmon jon listen to martin. gahhh spiders. is that the class we heard about in the other doctor one with the teeth apple? some kind of psych class? oh dear. fucking spiders. aaaah. web do be goin brr. it's like the girl in the homeless shelter! who made the guy leave and she took his bed.

ep 70: is this gonna be the book that mary keay had? Most likely a leitner no matter what. Oh boy latin. Why did it start in latin then become old English? I'm guessing people put them in the book? He cant burn it. Phrophecies go brr. He says eh it's a decade in the future it's fine. Its gonna have changed. Ayy called it. Just accept it, it's a magic book. His death is getting closer. Leitner didnt make them but just collected them? Gertrude burned the book! She burned them down there so no one would know.

ep 71: oh boy tunnels. Our favorite thing /s. is The Buried a thing? Idk this seems pretty buried. Oh dear he's trapped here isnt he. "Not enough space to move, never enough to breathe" is that from the computer episode? With the guy who uploaded his consciousness? Somebody living down there. Hmmmm. Guesses: tom, sasha's boyfriend. Gertrude herself? (Though I doubt it)

ep 72: sweeney todd moment. Meat. The slaughter? Idk we'll see what the supernatural part is. Meat is meat. Similar to the slaughterhouse episode. Is it fucking Jared I swear to God it better not be. Hooligan teenagers, you know how it is. Meat is me lmao. Is the kid gonna be in the freezer. Ok that's good. OWW. Oddly textured candles. Made from people? Human fat or smth? Tom from the meat processing plant!

ep 73: outer bay shipping. Bet it's a subset of breacon and hope delivery. The Dark go brrr. Uh oh mans is gonna die. Leo or whatever. Cult ppl go brr. The people's church of the divine host. Who is the divine host? Is it reigner or whatever his name is? I dont think Jon can quit tbh. Probably an anonymous tip but from who?? One of the entities?

ep 74: fucking teeth hhh. I dont know which entity is related to teeth. Spiral. Isnt the spiral an entity. It feels like it could be related to many things idk. Yeah this sounds like the spiral. Heart attack at 29? Jesus... michael! That's kinda what I was thinking. Sasha goin in the tunnels. Hmm sus. They move the floor. Wack. Bet its tom.

ep 75: Man with a lightning scar. Has one of the leitner books. The childhood friend of the one who first introduced us to leitner. Oh my god that sounds terrifying. Michael crew.

ep 76: scalpel? Hmm spooky. NotSasha... think jon think.

ep 77: another double! NotThem, The Stranger. Not related to the table?

ep 78: what was that at the beginning? Question mark?? Oh boy more NotThem. Decker... what is the deal with the table. Does it contain the creature? Fucking Michael. Bitchboi himself.

ep 79: yes pop off martin. Ugh fucking Michael just leave man. I hate that dude. New person. Hmm. No idea who it is.

ep 80: shitener himself! Ok sir tell us the entities. Ayy The Spiral. Ok we know what that one is. The Eye is the beholding! Oooh. The Stranger. Did elias just kill leitner? Popping off honestly.

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