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finger2fist · 7 months
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Lemon Shrimp Pasta For a quick and easy dinner that is filling but refreshingly light, combine fresh pasta with shrimp, lemon, and Parmesan.
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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masterkeynobi · 1 year
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is there anything better in the world than Aabria Iyengar Wizard Arrogance. is there ANYTHING BETTER IN THE WORLD than aabria iyengar wizard arrogance!!! i don't fucking think so!
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Aabria Iyengar I slam my staff on the ground, revealing it to be that tall, jagged glass spire of the citadel. [A sound of crashing glass] She's at her full 6ft tall, and pulled back a sleeve enough to see that, like, ring. This is a big enough city that they should know how to respond to this energy. Brennan Lee Mulligan Amazing. Go ahead and give me intimidate with advantage Aabria Iyengar Thirteen! Brennan Lee Mulligan What do you say to Oscar as he's standing in front of you? Suvi [Aabria] Move.
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dlartistanon · 2 years
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La creatura platina was a joke but the brainworms told me to turn it into a Fruits Basket AU
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No thoughts, only post-reunion-and-reconciliation Ed seeing Stede's new red coat and gently taking it between his thumb and forefinger, and feeling the texture of the silk and calling Stede a madman because who chooses silk for a pirate coat? And Stede just replying, "Well, I know you fancy a fine fabric"
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leatherbookmark · 9 months
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kawaii (´・。・`) jbj for @significanceofmoths 🌿
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jamiesfootball · 25 days
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Beard telling Henry the story of ‘Hey Jude’ 😭
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weaseltotheface · 2 months
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God realizing I can fry shrimp at home has opened my eyes to so many things
I've been eating so many shrimp tacos
And since I bulk made the coating and the sauce I can have it whenever with minimal fuss
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cutefuntime · 1 year
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shrimps fall/winter 15
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A Royal Recycling (part 125)
Shrimps
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olympia3000 · 1 year
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The Shrimps Brandy Coat <3
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achungarchive · 2 years
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alexa chung during london fashion week (2015)
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beardedgirl · 1 year
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Billie Coat and Patti Bag from Shrimps
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lilith-s · 2 years
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one of my favourite things about having a wife who immigrated from another country is that sometimes a package will arrive labelled “crisps” and your wife will get home and open it and it will be a pub display board of some kind of chip called “scampi fries” and she’ll just pop it on the wall and you live like that now.
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krafterwrites · 2 years
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Dream 3 meals
Hmm, that's a good one. I'd probably go with some fancy sushi rolls, a gourmet burger that has a bunch of toppings on it, and shrimp alfredo
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leatherbookmark · 1 year
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idk if i just forgot people feel actual physical sexual attraction to sexy nonsense or if i’ve been too focused on ooooh camera and ooooh landscapes to actively Have It In Mind but like. seeing naked/belingeried ladies posing sexily on lomography is like. huh.... huh?        ah
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