#computer spread

[xiaosorbet]

you fell in love with alhaitham because of his mind. his unwavering desire to bring nothing but the truth and facts to light. he was like a computer sometimes, with the way everything he did was so calculated and controlled by logic, but you loved him for it.

now that you're together, you realize it's also the worst thing about him.

alhaitham confessed to you by simply stating that he liked you. he was so full of himself, even telling you he knew you liked him too. confident that he wouldn't get rejected. it was calculated, just as everything else he did was.

logic. he did it because it was the logical thing to do. when a person feels attraction, and they know it is mutual, that person makes a move. so he did.

the realization that came too late was that he didn't do it because he wanted to.

not because he was filled with admiration for you like you were for him. not because he wanted to get to know you better like you did him. but because it seemed like the sensible thing to do.

naive as you were, you accepted his gloating confession with eager, open arms.

during the first few weeks of being with him, anticipation and excitement built up inside you as you took notice of everything he did; if he spoke to you in a softer tone, if his expression around you resembled a smile more than it did around others, you catalogued it into a little folder in your mind as "signs."

signs that you were melting the hard layers of his computer-like mind away until he was bare flesh that didn't have a care for reason because you would matter more.

you had thought even a person like him could have emotions.

you thought maybe he was new to all of it, he didn't know how to express his emotions, he was unsure how to be affectionate with you, excuses, excuses, excuses.

he needed more time, you told yourself.

so you waited. waited for flowers or letters to come in, a spontaneous "i love you", a surprise date — anything that could indicate that you mattered to him — but they never came.

why? because in his mind, all that mattered was you liked him and he liked you. those were the facts. what more would he need to do?

you want flowers? why?

i don't know. to show that you love me or something.

but we're together. i'll get you flowers, but do you really need them?

alhaitham was brilliant, but it took you much too long to realize he was an idiot too.

it's not that he lacks emotion; it's that he deems it illogical, unnecessary, a waste of time to show them.

there are no layers to peel away. facts are what matter to him. logic is who he is. you just made the mistake of dating a computer.

#spreading my toxic alhaitham agenda teehee #was this too edgy tho LMAO #DATING A COMPUTER AMP HWHFJAHJDNWR #anyways #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin angst #genshin impact headcanons #genshin fanfic #alhaitham x reader #genshin alhaitham #alhaitham #alhaitham angst

[sea-jello]

Day 27/October 27: Swim || Hide || "I'll just stay inside."

oh my GOD i started and finished this in a day almost NONSTOP i told myself oh it’ll just be a sketch or doodle or something you probably won’t have the time or motivation to do it really detailed and I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND WHAM 5 HOURS GONE

flat plus closeups

i pray cropping the pictures doesn’t crunch them

#i kinda like it actually #i love dramatic contrasting lighting #my goal was to make morro and the deck dark and shadowy and gloomy in contrast to the ninja bright and having fun outside #but i don’t think that really came through #i PRAY it doesn’t desaturate PLEASE #WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO DESATURATED ON MY COMPUTER #i’m not very sure where morro is tbh #beach house?? he’s definitely sitting on a deck or balcony of some sort #the way my brain works is i read the prompt and the idea flashes in my mind clearly but not clear at all #so i have to sit there and unblur the gaps in my mind like ai autofill #all i knew was he was sitting at the side on a deck or balcony or a similar surface elevated above the beach #or maybe hes inside looking out the window but i went with outside #point is we see his back and hes leaning on something #and hes looking out at the ninja having fun in the water #in an ideal world the ninja would be actually drawn and detailed but this is not that world #sorry i didn’t try for zane i had no idea what to do and i needed to spread them out #idk how to draw beaches or water so once again morrotober forcing me to try new things #thats a good thing actually cause it forces me to improve ish #shoutout to the beach palette on hipaint idk what i wouldve done without you #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #ninjago morro #morro wu #morrotober #morrotober2023 #morrotober 2023 #i’m not gonna tag the ninja #jellos scribbles

[ranofthewired]

one(shot)

#(reblogging spreads my art around so i'd be really grateful if you did!) #niko oneshot #oneshot niko #the world machine #the entity oneshot #the world machine oneshot #oneshot game #oneshot fanart #hfjone #one hfj #hfjone fanart #hfjone the plane #hfjone airy #texty one #hfjone texty #one object show #osc #niko probably got there not knowing how or why; trying to figure out how the computer works and stuff #they accidentally send a group of people into the plane and panic; coming up with the whole game show concept #the world that niko resides in is probably run by the simulation of the world machine #there are probably some clues left behind by the author or some kind of predecessor #and though the world machine does prioritize niko's and the plane inhabitants' safety it's still deteriorating #meaning niko only has a set amount of time to send everyone back home including themself #and that's probably when they meet liam or whoever honestly #that's a lot for a concept i will never revisit again i know #i just thought it had a little potential can you blame me #LMAO #sketch #digital art

[txttletale]

for the ™️ ask game, having a nicey time on the internet obviously

(genuinely colours most of my interactions with people on all platforms)

nice time on the computer mindset 100 years

#ask #mousegirlpenis #ask game #niceys ask :) #truly if i can spread nice time on the computer because of my silly little blog its all worth it

[cognitosclowns]

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!!

#'shes just holding the nail file' shhhhHHHHHH. holds u like an egg and cracks u on my counter. #gigi thompson #spreading Autistic Gigi propaganda #sorry <- he ISNT hes LYING #hes also RIGHT!!!! #AMSNDASMND I had more somewhere but my screenshots from my old computer have been Lost In The War (went kaboomb) #so im having to re-grab everything like that woman in beauty int he beast dropping all her babies #dw I'll find more screenshots soon but whenever she does The Hands im like. oh you're right miss thompson it IS Hands Time. #AMSDNASMDNASMDN #if im not HC'ing my faves as autistic assume I've died and been replaced by my Evil Universe double #inside job #screencaps #anyways *scuttles*

[darlenicy]

LOOK AT THEM! PURE PERFECTION I CAN'T 😍

icy, u epic little bitch 😘

#story time! #the first picture in this was very important to me as a kid #you know i was born 1996 so when i was 10 i computers and internet were still kinda new and nothing for children #so one day my dad or y mum idk printed this picture of the trix for me #and i would stick it to the window and look at it everytime before i went to sleep #and you can't imagine how this little picture spread so much joy in me #it was like my heart was relieved when i saw it #and it was bad home printer quality from 2005 #my love for the trix is eternal #winx #winx trix #winx club #winx season 1 #winx icy #winx darcy #winx stormy #trix #trix icy #leni watches winx #1x19 #this episode had the most screenshots so far haha #one of my favorite episodes after all

[autisticirishgoodbye]

Love putting a ticket into the IT help desk and getting someone who I have to tell how to fix the problem

#it’s not even that hard it’s just my new work computer doesn’t have the printer driver so it can’t connect #that’s literally it #ILCHV is so incompetent it’s contagious #it even spreads to the people they contract with

[shittyastroboydrawings]

posting cringe on main?

#astro boy #Dr. Ochanomizu #old art BUT i NEED to share this again #save and spread cringe ochan to your cringe friends #shitpost monday #ill have better stuff in the future! i had a wack week where my computer wasnt workin for a few daysss so i had to dig thru old stuff lol

[erikiara80]

I like Owens, but he’s so sketchy. The things he says...

Didn’t you really think we were working out of a shed, did you?

And you say that so casually? 

Yeah, doctor, tell us about how it is working out of a shed. Maybe you’re thinking about a shed in particular. Like that little shed in Hawkins where lights flicker and scared kids disappear. 

I keep thinking about it. He really said that, lmao. The writers really left such a huge hint there.

And his son’s name (if he really has one) is Peter, like Henry’s name at the lab. And what about this parallel with Hopper, doc?

What were you thinking about here?

Ok, this is scary. Again, he just says things so casually. Yeah, let’s put kids in a coma. I know he said that to save El, but wow. The implications.

Not sus at all, Sam

#sam owens #henry creel #el hopper #stranger things #I really like Owens #but not because I think he's innocent #he works with Brenner #he knows the truth #and literally said that he would do anything to keep it from spreading #still wonder if they will pull a Burke with him #maybe it's predictable #but I wouldn't hate it #he's an intriguing character for sure #and maybe it's just an Easter egg #but the fact that on Suzie's computer #we see the name Yutani #the evil company in the Alien movies #and she's trying to find Nina where Owens is #maybe it's a coincidence #but ally or villain #I like Owens a lot

[juicyfacefuckingartandshit]

Cacapoopoo quality jaaeeebnnn vick mar

This is it I’m finally learning how to draw all of my favs all of my little favorite guys ever except for trant I need to prepare 20 days in advance before drawing that guy (I’m putting it off because I don’t want to figure out what his face looks like when he’s not smiling)

#jean vicquemare #sketch #god I fuckinf LOVE this little guy #I’m holding onto the ends of his mustache and swinging around on them #it rips off his face and he’s left with a red mark and is trying to hold back tears #jean vicquemare but I spread him on my toast #Jean vicquemare but he’s stuck inside of mt computer and j keep poking him in the eye with my mouse

[chaos-familiar]

Review on a nonfunctional GED site run by incompetent shitheads that stressed out my little precious sibling. (Pearson Vue)

Okay, sooooooo there's a site called Pearson Vue, don't use it if you're planning on getting your ged. Just don't.

It causes pain.

My little sibling has been trying to take their tests for over a month and only got through one.

The company's system is shot, it doesn't work (keeps detecting stuff that isn't there), the IT solution employees are clueless, had to reschedule over 5 times, I'm pretty sure their programs haven't been updated since the 90s... headaches.

Just take the test at your local college for a better experience.

I plot the fall of this empire. I want to dismantle the company. I want to destroy them with a plague of frogs and actual plague. Fuck pearson vue.

I've only seen reviews on reddit, I had to post one here so all good people trying to get their diplomas can rest assured that whatever they chose is heaps better than this.

TL:DR Zero stars. Feel less pain, don't use it.

#pearson vue #these fucks are thieves #general education diploma #they also blamed my functional computer for their faults #spread the word #these fuckers need to be destroyed #real shit #fuck them #wizardblr #wizard #wizardblogging #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardry #wizard tumblr #wizardcore #wizard posting

[alicethekillerqueen]

In case no one knew this please be careful with your Samsung monitors and keep a fan on them just in case.

#samsung #gen9 neo #gaming #computer #samsung monitor #monitor #pc #pc gaming #pc monitor #streamer #small streamer #twitch #twitch streamer #canamediatv #twitter #linus tech tips #monitor issues #spreading awareness #samsung gen9 neo #computer parts #computer issues #gamer #please spread this #awareness

[crescentmoonrider]

to anyone who wanted to ask for a valentines event kiss drawing but didnt

im closing up shop now

better luck next year. or whenever i decide to do this again

#shut up yumi #god im tired #the last ask will probably be done tomorrow ? #or maybe the day after. idk #depends on if i open my computer tomorrow or not #anyway its 3am goodnight yall #hope you had a nice day #i did ! but also if i do this again i Have to spread the work out better holy fuck #i mean i did spread it out throughout the week #i just didnt expect so many people to be into the idea lmao #last time i did that i had like 2 asks

[quibblegoobe]

another night another wip another i should have been studying instead of drawing

#ferris quiddlegoose brain thoughts #its ok im gonna absolutely ace my artt102 final tomorrow #ive been so escape infinity brained lately its crazy #im even thinking about making a whole zine about them #and ill use the bounty hunters piece and this one as the cover (bounty hunters on front maybe? and outlaws on back? depends) #and like i could just have one whole spread dedicated to jeds prosthetic leg like breaking it down to all its pieces+ #and making it super detailed and like every part of the spread is covered in notes n shit #i guess in my head it looks like enzos design notes of his leg #i would do the same with knoxs arm but i think ill do one spread for each character and his would be about his snake venom #sallys would be about his motorcycle #and enzos would proabably be about the different tools she has #jam would also have a spread dedicated to them but since their a computer they dont have anything really ? #so itd probably jsut be like organs in computers. since thats what jam is #i do want to include jam on the covers since the bounty hunters and outlaws are on the outside+ #i think jam would be on the inside #i really hope i follow through with this idea bc i like it a lot #anyway sorry for ramblign GOODNIGHT!!!!

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

my maths teacher is essentially making us all do the work for his class digitally and the laptop-tablet thingy i lent from the school is never doing what i want it to and it's incredibly frustrating and the only reason i somewhat tolerate it is that he's the same teacher i could talk to about not using gendered pronouns for me whenever possible in school papers and the like and he also remembered that and made a conscious effort in front of the entire class to reword what he was saying to refer to me gender-neutrally. which really is a feat in my native language, so like, i love him for making the effort and remembering. but also why digitally

#its an internal conflict #bc i HATE to work digitally for school. i DESPISE it #i have so many reasons i can write an entire professional argument about that #i probably will. not professionally but by god i will vent on tumblr.com #but also. NO GENDER FOR ME!! AND HE REMEMBERED!! AND MADE SURE TO ADJUST HIS LANGUAGE!!!!!!!! #i just sat there with the widest grin ever istg #a biscuit's rambles #we stan gender supportive teachers!! #and also the 60 something secretary who knows everyone by name and also everything theyve told her ever #(okay this applies to all three secretaries istg they are literally the best) #and she said she was sorry that their computers still dont get that theres third options for gender #and that they might mess up but they know and are doing their best to not refer to me as a girl #and i am sos o so so happy #i mean. none of the other teachers know i think (yet?) bc going up to teachers and outing oneself alone is like. hooo boy #but like. itll spread ig. or ill just mention it off-handedly instead of a traditional outing #like my class knows. half the other class knows bci have maths w/ them. a teacher and the secretaries know. its only a matter of time now :