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Things The Crows Absolutely Have Said Pt. ??
Jesper: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Wylan: Oh my god, really?!
Jesper: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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Inej: How petty can you get?
Kaz: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Jesper: dangling from a rope over a pit of fire Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Wylan: Yes?
Jesper: We’re in too deep.
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Wylan: When do you usually go to sleep?
Kaz: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the saints.
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Matthias, confused and exasperated: Nina, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Nina: Politely.
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Nina: And what did we learn, Matthias?
Matthias: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.
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Wylan: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Inej: Throw rocks at he.
Nina: Hot Dogs.
Kaz: Kill him.
Wylan: Thanks guys.
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jetstream sam spotted in roblox church
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also “why isn’t sprinted sprant”
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*refers to neurodivergency as spicy brain*
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Mini: At least with anxiety ik ill never die from my heart beating too slow
Mini: might die from asphyxiation but thats a separate issue
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A: did I ever tell u you cook well?
B: no-
A: then why do you keep cooking
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Hot topic onceler I guess
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