Radioactive Hero (but not really) au
Danny moves to Gotham, hear him out! There's really good jobs there that pay through the nose and the cost of living is cheap!
Plus, the city is riddled with heroes and vilains! It's so easy to slip under the radar!
Unfortunately, there are so many civilian casualties. Like, all the time. Even in Metropolis!
So Danny, for his first year in Gotham, opens small portals to the Far Frozen and gets schooled on being a field medic. None of his powers can really be used for healing, but they can make people feel better. He just has to be careful to be as far removed from the Phantom moniker as possible, so he can't use any obvious powers.
He gets a bit of a reputation in Gotham; a small time hero of the people, for the people. A hero not invested in fighting, but in dragging civilians away from the danger. He doesn't even have a moniker; people are too busy arguing over the best one for him.
So while aliens are attacking both Metropolis and Gotham, Danny is out in full kit; a gas mask to hide his face, all black, repurposed kevlar from the vests the GCPD did not properly dispose of, no identifying markers.
But one of the clean up crews notices something insanely worrying; the geiger counter they have to point at alien spaceship parts? Yeah. Yeah, it's going off when they point it at the new small-time hero.
That hero's power is radioactivity. Holy shit. It's not at a level that will hurt people, but when he's dodging through fighting the level goes up.
The clean up crew concludes and shares via Twitter that the medic-hero is only a danger to others if he gets too stressed.
Word spreads fast, and pretty soon the absolute second Danny shows up on a scene, all fighting stops.
After all, no one wants to piss off the living Nuclear Bomb.
Basically, Danny's ghost-everything sets off Geiger counters, and now absolutely everyone is convinced that the medic-themed hero only refuses to fight because his meta power is just...being radioactive.
But he isn't.
So now, because it's the perfect cover and completely disassociated from Phantom, he has to play along and pretend like yes; that is his power.
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Guys. The cows were about how if people don't like you or don't want to listen to you, they'll decontextualise your actions and use them to discredit you in any situation. How doing one (1) memorable bad thing can be held against you forever. The cows are about looking a council of world leaders in the eyes, telling them we're all being robbed of our futures by megacorporations, showing them the receipts and numbers and photographic evidence, and being told none of your arguments matter actually because you're The Cow Guy.
The cows are about how people don't forgive, not really.
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funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that he is an infant, but he also tries to gaslight apollo by claiming that he doesn't even know what a cow is
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iskall ‘chaos to not burn out’ 🤝 mumbo ‘killer’ jumbo: making s10 the most violent and mean girly experience for their neighbors, rendog, the wildlife and anyone in between
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Starting a picrew chain CAUSE I LOVE THIS ONE GHDBB <333!!!
It's MEE!!!
No Pressure Tags!! <333 @rainy-otter @soupsopsoap @owlfacenightkit @sylsoddsandends @strawberry-seal77 @graythegreyt @alullinchaos @aspennntree @coconurt @peachteakitty @mira-blue @slymanner @insaneillusionist @mew-dump @lili250307 @gayfrogcoven @mothinthestars @eeveearoace @blightcedas <333333
Picrew link!!
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Some Scout doodles!!!
Also an announcement!! Since we didn't update last week, the comic will be updating 4 times from Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday!! Yippeee :DD
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why do they look like the same person in different fonts what the fuck is going on
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dean needs to complain about castiel's big beautiful cow eyes whenever he wants something/is in a situation/has just been yelled at more i think. because like he literally looks at you like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. wtf is that. lost comedy potential yet again. every time he's about to confront this guy he covers his eyes like he's walking into the eclipse or something. serious conversation going on, and you turn to close up on dean's face and he's just like looking up. MORE CARTOON comedy!!! pls!!!
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