#crazy runs in the family

[sessakag]

Now all I can think about is Prey!Papa-Naruto because it would be the wildest funniest thing ever! Poor Hinata is probably trying to make sure her kids grow up to be good morally upstanding people and Naruto is just….Yeah 😬. Funnily enough this Naruto probably wouldn’t have as much of a contentious relationship with Boruto because there’s no way he’s putting work above spending time how he wants 😭. And as a Kawaki hater I’m pleased to say I don’t see this Naruto being altruistic enough to take in some random abused kid so really we’ve got my ideal version of the Uzumaki family 🫢. Anyway, I bet parent-teacher conferences and kiddy playdates and birthday parties are gonna be fun times 🤣. Speaking of bday parties happy early birthday! I hope it’ll be a fun one.

Daddy Prey!Naruto is the funniest thing ever, lol.

For sure, Naruto would spend time with his little mini-me. Who would stop him?

I feel like Boruto would be very aware that his father is a homicidal nutjob and spend his time trying to keep innocents out of harms way, but he does it in ways that are just as bad as his father, because of course, the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree, and that he has this huge blind spot to when his own inner crazy is starting to show, lol. And of course, mess with his mom or baby sister, well then, you'll have a hard time telling Naruto and Boruto apart at all🤭he'd justify his violence and the bodies in his closet because Prey!Narupapa taught him that delusion is just another way to say correct, and there's nothing wrong with customizing your own reality when it's convenient. He'd also spend so much time trying to undo Hima's worst tendencies their dad is teaching her in an effort to help his mom out, but ends up making it worse by teaching her "alternative" tendencies that are just as bad but much more slicker than his father's open bluntness, which ultimately, makes Hinata's job harder, lol. Poor lady, I can see her trying to explain the situation to her crazy husband. Hinata: I'm trying to make sure the kids have a moral compass, Naruto Naruto: The fuck they need that for?

I'll be honest, I really don't know all that much about Kawaki since I don't watch the show, but his design is very cool, and the clips I've seen of him on youtube I vibe with🤭but Naruto being altruistic and adopting a poor orphan? Not fuckin likely at all, lol. Prey!Naruto wouldn't care about any kids but his own🤷🏽‍♀️so you're all set for sure, lol.

Parent-teacher conferences would be lit af😂imagine Naruto's big buff tatted up self sitting in one of those itty bitty chairs at a table lower than his knees while the teacher tries to get him to understand that it's not a good thing that his little girl is drawing her classmates with their heads somewhere other than on their shoulders🤣he would be so insulted and have a very scary diatribe about why Hima's work is "art" not a "red flag". The teacher would resign the next day by the time he was done. Omg birthdays🙈One word: Pinata. Take that as you will, lmao!

And omg, I wanna write Prey!Naruto at a PTA meeting, lmao! And you'd think Hinata was the one that dragged him to it, but NO, he'd go on his own because he's a super paranoid bastard that needs to know what is going on in his orbit and that includes his hellspawns, and if he doesn't like what he hears he'll have to retire a few folks to ensure things are being run for the benefit of his offspring😂

Hima's not doing a kiddy playdate, study date, pretend date, any date. Over somebody else's dead body would Naruto allow his baby girl to do any sorta dating🤣hell naw, and don't @ him about it. End of discussion. Why? Because Naruto knows how guys are, and considering the things he does to Hima's mother on a regular basis, he's dead set on not letting any guy near his daughter until she's at least 80 years old, if she's lucky. Teen!Hima good luck trying to date or get a boyfriend😅especially since big brother's not gonna be too keen on the idea either, lol. And thank you for the early birthday wishes!!💕

I feel like this SOL Prey!Naruto family is set in stone to be a thing at this point, lmao. I'm certainly sold on it. I won't say whether or not I plan on Hinata getting knocked up in Prey, ya'll will have to wait and find out but I definitely think this should be a full SOL fic at this point, lol. It's just too good to pass up🤭

#prey!Naruto zaddy #prey #naruhina #crazy runs in the family #naruto uzumaki #hinata uzumaki #boruto uzumaki #himawari uzumaki #kawaki

[copingchaos]

Jake being his badass self🥰

#moon knight #crazy runs in the family #comics #jake lockley #marvel comics #i started reading the comics yesterday and idk what im doing but im having a good time hehe #max bemis #moon knight legacy

[astraystayyh]

if you had read the story of hind raghab, if you had seen the picture of the child hanging from a pole, its lower body shredded, if you had seen the boy carrying pieces of his brother in a body bag, if you had known the soul of my soul, the story of refaat, and the countless war crimes israel has committed just in 7 months then you wouldn’t stream the song skz is putting out with charlie puth, a zionist and overall bad human, and that israeli producer. you would send a clear message that zionism isnt welcome in any capacity in any medium and you wouldn’t want to fund people who support its hateful ideology. this isnt a matter of being a skz anti and im so fucking tired of people painting it as such. where do you draw the line for your morals?

#‘im just here for the kids’ they will be fine if you dont stream one song #and even it they wouldnt be it doesn’t matter because human lives prevail profit #i just saw a fanbase raising 3500+ for this song #do u know what this kind of money could do for a family of palestinians rn #im so livid and it’s actually crazy that there isnt a general consensus about boycotting this song as it has been for cocacola #what’s different? #maybe u saw that this song could actually chart so u dgaf anymore about palestinian lives???? #why would u even want skz to br associated with zionists in the long run??? #im so mad like this is driving me insane #charlie puth is a nobody too like 😭 FREE US OH MY GOD #stray kids

[waitineedaname]

the combo of ling's "it's my duty to protect and take care of the people I consider my own" + greed's "everything is mine, including people" to create the extremely potent philosophy "everything is mine, including people, so it's my duty to protect as many people as possible"

#fma #thinking about the five goddamn pages greed spends telling the injured to stay out of the final fight #and him saving that random briggs soldier #and the two of them giving enemy soldiers the chance to run away if they have families to go home to #they make me crazy. biting them biting them biting them b

[milkbreadtoast]

"He is in good hands."

I wanted to draw baby clotted... to make myself sad ^_^💔

#clotted cream cookie #custard cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #crk #cookie run #my art #DRAWN ON PHONE #baby clotted...😢 #crk spoilers #its not illustrating any scene from the game but the context behind it is spoilers dkjfd #IM STILL ONLY HALFWAY THRU COOKIE ODYSSEY BTW LMAO #its just that i got to clotted family lore drop so im trying to get all the crazy out of my system before i progress

[akkivee]

hitoya pointing that glock at dice really is a crazy evolved card lmao

#vee queued to fill the void #i’m still mindblown by how insane gentaro was in this event lol and like!!!!! crazy all by himself lol!!!!! #i like that arb likes to wink wink nudge nudge canon events but idk what to even try to interpret lol #like i’m going to ignore that the family who’s putting their lives on the line were actually experiencing that this event lol (😬😬😬) #but gentaro solo evil run with ramudice watching like 😰😰😰😰😰 the entire time lol????? um????? #it kinda does remind me of analysis about the first guidebook cover tho weirdly enough lol #like posse on that cover were not together whereas bb mtr rosasa were as point of comparison #in ​the bp track we started to see rosasa separated from rei as depicted on that cover #maybe we’ll start seeing exactly what that cover was trying to tell us in upcoming tracks 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[fandom-geek17]

WEDNESDAY FINALE SPOILERS

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Okay so here’s the thing, I don’t usually go for the toxic hero-villain ships unless Ben Barnes is involved (yes I’m looking at you, Darklina), but Wednesday x Tyler just speaks to me! It just feels right to have a tumultuous ”no one can kill you but me, let’s go crazy together” vibe in a show like this…

But then again, I wouldn’t mind if Wednesday and Enid found their inner bi goddesses and became an item!

And I do think that Thornhill has manipulated Tyler into letting his Hyde persona take over too much, but I also think that the real Tyler, the Jekyll if you will, is in there and is perfectly capable of controlling his monster form. But maybe that is just wishful thinking on my part, seeing as I would find a storyline exploring Tyler’s psyche and him trying to understand what he is and battling with his Hyde-persona more interesting than him just being a straight up villain.

#wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #wednesday x tyler #wyler #the Addams family #jenna ortega #hunter doohan #sometimes i don’t want fluff #sometimes i want the toxic s*xually charged angsty humbug i would never seek out for myself #also anyone who doesn’t meet wednesdays level of crazy will bore her in the long run

[queenlucythevaliant]

We see him come and know him ours

Russia: "Carol of the Russian Children," traditional // Kenya: The Nativity, Elima Njau // France: "Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella," Nicolas Saboly // Haiti: Madonna and Child, Ismael Saincilus // Australia: "The Three Drovers," William James // China: Tryptic by Lu Hongnian // Canadian/Algonquian: "Huron Carol," Jean de Brébeuf

#the visual depictions are lovely #but what really gets me every time are the little cultural details in the music #music that tells the story of the Nativity while placing it in a world that's familiar to the listener #fur robed moujiks on snowboard plateaus in place of middle eastern shepherds #bark lodges instead of stables and rabbit skin in place of swaddling clothes #wandering hunter and chiefs from far off places instead of shepherds and wise men (man i love the Huron Carol) #and little french girls running to gather the village to come see Jesus #it's easy for an excess of historical concern to make Jesus feel distant and far off #/I know/ that Jesus was born in the ancient near east and have had my fill of books and sermons and the like unpacking the implications #I've laughed with my friends and family at the wild inaccuracies of Nativity sets and tellings #the crazy blonde mary in the kids nativity set at Walmart #what is that alpaca doing at the living Nativity don't they know those are south American? #yada yada #and then i look at these carols and think. it's okay not to get mired in the history. good even #yes Jesus entered into time and space in a very specific manner #but he also came for all of us #as another carol says: we see him come and know him ours #i just think this practice is lovely #that the impact of the Incarnation was such that it send little french girls running to their villages #and drew algonquin hunters and russian peasants to the manger to see him #it's the great crowd of witnesses in a way #all of us together preparing him room throughout all the corners of the earth #in Bethlehem that night it was only the shepherds who got to see him #but in spirit it was all of us #because it's just like the angel said: #good news of great joy which will be to all people #to all people #starting with the shepherds and going out to all the earth #unto us a child is born #intertextuality

[starjunkyard]

Cannot stop thinking about how charlie dalton is a rich boy ohhhhhhhmygod hes an old money boy of COURSE he is. OF COURSE HES A RICH BOY OHHHHHHH. FUCK YOU

#charlie dalton #dps #johan's mindpalace #I will. Writeabout this #ONE DAY #Oh my god his cocky ass demeanor his mannerisms the way he acts out his pawkish wit #Im so crazy about it and i. dont even kniow why #Oh my god it makes his caharcter nmake so much more sense DUDE #Something something neglectful family is why charlie acts out #blabla materialistic values running in the family but charlie treasuring his friends and love and community more than anything SHUT UP #EVERYONE GET OUT #johan being crazy about dps #dead poets society

[starlooove]

Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim…. #like from that run #it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read #but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el #tim Drake #it’s actually about him this time #I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho #oh and on the tam note #her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times #mainly that Vicki vale shit #which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall #bc it’s HIS office #bc HE is the CEO. #I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t #they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily #which is so fucking fun #but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’ #like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it! #AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT #IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit #but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life #(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick) #Like that would’ve been craaaazy #like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD #And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner #but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺 #anyways justice for the fox family #at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me #where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale) #that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Heard you need some more wip wednesday, may I get some uhjhhh vampdrew?

WIP Wednesday (2/14) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 83)

“What’s wrong with Andrew?” Aaron says with a huff of a laugh. “Just about everything, I think. He’s batshit crazy, you know. Even hears voices.”

“He what?” Neil asks, in shock. Okay, maybe this guy is a more serious problem than he realized.

“Eh, don’t let that worry you. He doesn’t answer them, usually. He’s just a little fucked in the head.” Aaron says, snorting at what must be a look of agreement on Neil’s face. “It’s not like he eats people. He just has a hard time with strangers.”

“I noticed that.” Neil says, a phantom of a pain thudding against his ribs. 

“But he said you two got on like a house on fire.”

“I wouldn’t say that exactly.” Neil says, barely holding in a scoff. Aaron looks a bit confused. 

“Huh. I remember hearing that he ‘took your breath away’. Wasn’t sure what else it could mean.” Aaron recalls with a shrug. Then he points through the windshield before Neil has a chance to reply. “We’re getting close to Wymack’s apartment building. The others will be waiting for us there. Uh, my brother and our cousin. And Kevin, of course.”

#you may! thank u sorry it's late! <3 #Andrew talking about himself to Neil: well he's crazy and insane! and fucked up | Neil: YEAH I KNOW. DOES IT RUN IN THE FAMILY? #andreil #aftg #Vampire Andrew AU #WIP Wednesday #🕊️ #answered #anon

[ditzdove]

Gaz: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?

Dib: Gaz, stop trying to get drugs.

Gaz: Don't suppress my interests.

Professor membrane : Clembrane? What are you doing here?

Clembrane, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Zim: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Dib: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Zim: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Clembrane, recording: This is so cute.

Clembrane: How would you like your pancakes?

Professor membrane: Plain.

Dib: With sprinkles!

Zim: Chocolate chips.

Gaz: Potatoes.

*Zim, Dib, and Professor membrane look at Gaz*

Gaz: What? They're good.

Dib: I love murder mysteries!

Zim, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Gaz, to Dib: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Dib: *thinking*

Dib: 2012.

Zim: 2012…?

Dib: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked dad out so I let him hug me.

Dib: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Zim: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Zim: When did you become a hero?

Dib: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.

Zim: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.

Dib: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

Gaz: Clembrane, gather the others. We need to have another Dib-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Clembrane: What are you writing?

Gaz: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Dib, looking over Gaz's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Zim: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Squad:

Zim: No you’re not, Zim! We still love you, Zim!

Dib: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Zim: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Dib : Zim, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Zim: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Dib: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

Dib: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!

Professor membrane : Oh buddy...

Dib, already sobbing: ASK.

#invader zim #dib membrane #incorrect quotes #gaz invader zim #iz clembrane #invader zim gaz #iz professor membrane #iz zadr #iz zadf #zadf #zadr #gaz membrane #iz dib membrane #iz gaz membrane #they’re family your honor #they deserve to be happy #they are all crazy af #it runs in the family

[neotaissong]

Stevie Wonder - Do I Do (snippet)

#ok so a dj friend always goes crazy when i mention or post this tune in stories thinking im bringing it up to reference a time he played it #when my auntie was da supreme dj on the kitchen radio when i was a yout wearin this tune/cd out on full blast till ears went joyously numb #and i followed her lead to play the tune at a warehouse party which took place in flats in farringdon #it was where they shot the police station scenes for the dark knight and had catacombs and peeps went into the catacombs to get freaky !?! #but i cant be bothered to tell him that it aint about him its about auntie and me & family that r good for u puttin music in ur heart #big up all the aunties and mums who play their music too loud and on constant repeat until you're mumbling lyrics in ur sleep #last story for now...LOL #we went to stay with my auntie (another one) in queens ny she had just broke up with her man and was MANIC #she put us in her car and drove round the block for what felt like YEARS playing the same tune over and over and over #anytime me and my siblings hear THAT TUNE we look at each other and cover our ears #music #undeniable #note to self vol 3 #fuck i love this song #cant believe the run stevie wonder had #pure genius #and the video goes hard that shit hard my g #only discovered there was a video recently sheeeeesh

[blogger-2001]

talking to your family and thinking "Ohh so THAT's why i'm like that"

#for context i've barely been in contact with them for 4 years but we are back (it's so over) #it's crazy actually wow seriously gave me mental illness seriously runs in the family

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Hear me out.

Richie with EDS

#eds runs in my family #so i looked it up #and apparently its “rare” #thats crazy #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #hatchetfield

[mercymaker]

not my goofy ass reblogging that internet positivity post and then disappearing in the forest and not returning for two years

#life #i mean my whole thing runs on an untagged queue so i was here in spirit i guess #i'm back (kinda) #nothing major just family visiting and everything being sorta crazy busy #but i am still absolutely exhausted so might take a bit to get back to all the inbox stuff and dms #pls be patient