#cruel crowley

[thesillydoll]

jealous? you don't even exist to me

Okey, este es Crowley siendo un comemierda.

+18, Crowley being a asshole. Jealous, cruelty, body shaming.

El demonio entró a sus anchas a la nueva cafetería que abrieron frente a la Bookshop de Aziraphale. Para alguien que vivía en su auto, con sus plantas y apenas logrando conseguir dinero, Crowley no le haría asco a una taza de café (con seis shots de expresso en él, gracias), o a pasar tiempor con Aziraphale.

Los demonios se reirían si alguna vez se enteraran de su necesidad por el ángel. No tenía otros amigos, no podía hacer otros amigos, y sin duda alguna, Aziraphale era uno de las pocas personas—seres, que lo entendía. Era su fiel amigo, su más antiguo vínculo.

— ¿Cómo está tu aman. . . amigo? El exhibicionista.

Crowley, quién no había prestado atención a la mujer, giró repentinamente su cabeza en dirección a Aziraphale.

— ¿Amigo exhibicionista? — preguntó en un siseo.

La boca del estómago comenzó a arderle. Sentía el fuego subiendo por el esófago humano de ese cuerpo, la bilis arremolinándose en la parte baja de su garganta, y la ponzoña cayendo de sus colmillos. Su lengua, se movía inquieta, esperando.

— Él no, no-quiero decir, él, Ga-Gabe no es. . . ¡Ya no está desnudo!

Gabe.

El nombre quemó como agua bendita en su boca. De sólo pensarlo, quería vomitar, quería generar caos y mandar a la mierda a todos los humanos. Pero en primer lugar, lo que más deseaba, era agarrar a su rubio compañero, bajarle los pantalones y cogérselo ahí, en medio de toda esa carne pecadora, para que recordara quien era y cuál era el trato.

El ángel era suyo, y de nadie más. Y jamás se atrevería a compartir algo tan preciado.

Cuando la mujer trajo de regreso sus platillos, Crowley, con la vena marcada en la sien, comenzó.

— ¿Gabe te coje tan bien como yo, ángel?

El rubio casi se atragantó con esos pastelitos de mierda.

— Te ahogas con esa mierda, y no con mi polla. ¿Qué sucede Aziraphale? ¿El Bentley no es lo suficiente cómodo para tu bonito culo?

— Querido, cuida tu lenguaje, por favor. Déjame explicarte.

¿Explicacoines? No, ya era tarde para eso.

— ¿Para qué, ángel? Yo también puedo cogerme al primer idiota que vea, ¿sabes? No necesito andar rogándote como una zorra en celo. Esa sueles ser tú.

Los ojos de Aziraphale se cristalizaron mientras dejaba el tenedor a un costado del platillo.

— Más que zorra, diría que eres una vaca. Lástima, — las lágrimas del ángel caían por sus mejillas, brillando cristalinamente. Crowley suspiró. — me gustaba tanto marcarte y amasarte. Pero parece que Gabe, puede hacerte mejor.

Se levantó de la mesa y tiró los últimos billetes que cargaba consigo.

— Adiós, ángel.

Crowley no se fue directo al Bentley, sino que entró a la librería.

Gabe, Gabe, Gabe. Ese idiota se lo pagaría. ¡Mostrarse frente a Aziraphale! Había que ser cabrón.

Se encargaría de él primero. Necesitaba calmarse si quería volver arrastrándose a su Ángel, como la serpiente asquerosa y cruel que era.

— Oh, Gabe. ¡Sal a jugar!

#ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #ao3 #crowley fanfiction #good omens drabble #oneshot #crowley being an asshole #jealousy crowley #cruel crowley #bodyshaming #goodomens #good omens #my writing #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 down

[bookshopbentley]

what an agonizing existence aziraphale must have . to be overflowing with love . to be forbidden from loving .

#this isn’t even explicitly about crowley #i mean yes it almost exclusively is . #but his depth of love for humanity . to feel the ache in his heart as they’re set up for failure over and over #clenches fists . #the cruel irony of an angel being afraid to love and a demon being afraid of not loving . #after 10pm i get awfully poetic idk #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #ineffable fandom #ineffable spouses #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[starfruitsomething]

🥲

#I refuse to suffer alone #Thank goodness for all of you- #yes im a lier #I need people to join our cult!! #neil gaiman needs to pay for my therapy #neil gaiman #good omens #starfruitsomething #my art #digital art #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #azirowley #aziraphale #ineffable divorce #good omens fandom #lies #this is kinda a prologue to an earlier sketch similar to this #im not actually this cruel I do warn people that they will be crying #michael sheen #david tennant #crowley fanart #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #azicrow #aziraphel

[swaggyros]

GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILER!!

Crowley probably put his glasses back on before the kiss to hide the fact from Aziraphale that he is crying.

HE WAS GONNA CRY.

#good omens season 2 #good omens #aziracrow #i am heartbroken #neil why must you be so cruel #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable husbands kiss #good omens season 2 episode 6 #good omens season 2 ending #crowley and aziraphale #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers

[crawley-fell]

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley - The Brainrot Series

(requested by @bildads-shoes & @idliketobeatree)

#sorry the caption is so cruel x #also may i interest anyone in accidental hulk crowley? #i've been wanting to use that wall shot for agesssss good job y'all we did it #good omens #good omens gifs #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #gomens #usersugar #tsusermels #userlorelei #brainrot series #my gifs

[playablekairi]

why were you digging? what did you bury? before those hands pulled me from the earth

#good omens #ineffable husbands #hozier #my edits #text edit #f15 #i'm sure this has been as done to death as from eden and take me to church but it was calling to me #crowley believing that all this time aziraphale has been turning rocks over trying to find an angel hiding under them #and has been disappointed to just keep on finding nothing but the snake over and over again #(of course it's not so plainly cruel as that and there is SO much love there but damn. brutal.) #ouhfgfbfhgf i love when characters do something so incredibly fucked up and hurtful and then have to somehow come back from it #the purest simplest most quintessential distillation of my blorbo formula #god’s perfect woobie #bastard [affectionate]

[phoen1xr0se]

Okay, so given that Neil said this:

in his interview with the lovely Lucy Eaton, and the fact that some absolute numpty from the fandom decided to ask him about Aziraphale removing Crowley's glasses and saying 'there you are', how do you think Neil is going to weaponize this nugget against us?

#neil gaiman #the kiss #final fifteen #there you are #fanfic trope #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman is a cruel cruel man #good omens fandom #good omens #go fandom #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #give me season 3 or give me death

[virgo-dream]

And I snuck in through the garden gate / Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh) / And I screamed for whatever it's worth / "I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? — Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

#my edit #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens edit #Aziraphale #Crowley #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #Aziracrow edit #taylor swift #cruel summer #it was a matter of time before I made this one #ineffable husbands

[actual-changeling]

me: wowie let's go into the good omens tag over coffee :)

the tag: "crowley was cruel and mean for kissing aziraphale and it was just to punish and hurt him"

me:

#alex talks good omens #good omens #WHAT is happening in peoples heads #crowley was the cruel one???? are you FUCKING kidding me?

[meowdejavu]

#good omens #aziraphale x crowley #i kicked miette with this one #straight 2 jail #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #lyric edit #cruel summer #somebody make a better version i'm begging u

[simcardiac-arrested]

and a dollar for the bus back home

#GHHHHEELPPP ME HELPPPP (normal) im normal actually #myart #good omens #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #wha tthe fuckkk do i tag them as #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #? i think IDK I DONT KNOW THE SHIP NAMES leave me alone #oh my god jack slayber. how could you be so cruel #ENOUGHHH ENOUGH I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW

[bl0ndwave]

Someone: I want what these bitches (ineffable husbands) have

Me: *sarcastically* 6000 years of pining, miscommunication and divorces?

#it's cruel #but it's true #and hilarious #sorry not sorry #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #gomens #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens series 2 #good omens season two #good omens season 2 #go2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable spouses #good ineffable omens #crowley and aziraphale #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce

[goodomenslvr]

#good omens #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #prime video #crowley x arizaphale #david tennant #micheal sheen #our flag means death #supernatural #why must life be so cruel

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

I don't understand how people are able to look at this face and say that aziraphale hates crowley and only wants to manipulate and control him.

#aziraphale is so sweet and so in love and yeah hes flawed but #he is not cruel to crowley #yes he said some shitty stuff in the f15 but i dont believe his goal has always been to hurt him #good omens #aziraphale #go2

[raggedy-spaceman]

You know, throughout the season I had this feeling of “everything will be alright, Crowley is here” when they where together, or at least when Aziraphale was with Crowley. Whenever Aziraphale was alone I had a sense of uneasiness, even when he ended up being alright like Edinburgh. It’s like Crowley is his guardian angel, or guardian demon in this case, and now he’s going to Heaven, the belly of the beast, all alone and possibly brainwashed... 

I am so scared for him you guys

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #gos2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #like yeah i'm heartbroken for crowley but aziraphale is literally going where 4 years ago they tried to destroy him with hellfire #and he doesn't even know how cruel they were #mine

[420technoblazeit]

say what you will about supernatural but they kind of popped off making their most toxic relationships familial

#htis is about the winchester family but also crowley adn rowena. they were so lonely and so so cruel and awful and unforgivign to each other #it haunts me. i htink about them all the time #supernatural #spn #the pig squeals