#cuz i gotta do dat

[hybridheroes]

12 hour work days??? does this nation have labour laws at all or is it a dystopia for more than hybrids??

naaah it was just avery making a joke about the GRIND that’s often in big cities where people overwork themselves to climb the corporate ladder, it’s not super bad, ordinary people have 4 work days in the week, and the society is actually pretty happy??

#IM NOT GONNA GET INTO SPECIFIC OF WHAT WOULD MAKE IT HAPPY LMAO #cuz idk….. i gotta do research on dat… #but i always saw ordinary ppl being pretty satisfied with their everyday lives! #ofc some ppl choose to work A LOT but its mosty bc of the career they chose too

[ethelcained]

fashion killa (chris sturniolo) ⋆｡°✩

he’s a fashion designer and she’s a model (-: the characters are based off of my wp book that’s linked on my pinned post, check it out if you’d like!! this is specifically for my lover @carvedtits !! 💐💐💐 (my irl sarai)

saraiarielle

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saraiarielle chella ‘24 is one 4 da books🌟🌟🌟

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lanakang i’m fr a freak just lmk..

saraiarielle you’re insane 😭

milalalanagf THIS IS ME LETTING YOU KNOW!!

freshestlovers11 @matthewsturniolo come get ur girl..

lanakang my pretty stargirl 🪽🌠!!

saraiarielle my sunshine!!! 🐇🐇

edensgarden served in every outfit.

sturniolofike the chris n sarai pic ☹️☹️☹️

mazzyedstar they’re everything ever (,:

jialovesm333 the groups coachella content is just chris latched to her side or him looking at her with adoration

saraisangellll @jialovesm333 don’t mind the rustling it’s just me grabbing this noose XD

sarahfadelina god i am not ur strongest soldier 🤲🏽

freshlove My favourite smile

freshlove The prettiest star 💫

greediest love has made u corny gang☠️

arlosocamp fr bruh😭😭

freshlove @arlosocamp Acting like you don’t follow Nick like a fucking puppy!

saraiarielle @freshlove clock it baby 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

tarayummy hottie 💋

https.jia can’t believe lana dedicated video games to you😍😍

saraiarielle STFU😭😭😭😭

nicolassturniolo Slayed this post and you can only see my shoe 🚮

saraiarielle exit my page twin

babydollsaraii Nick is so unserious 😂

matthewsturniolo Frank Ocean

radvxz congrats you can read x

mattsmilana BEA DONT VIOLATE BAE LIEK DAT

dominicfike 🤓🤓

saraiarielle love u sm

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teamsaraiarielle Sarai via @freshlove’s Instagram!

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ellalovesjia they’re adorable 🥹🥹

freakychrizz Need what they have

bamboleo345 fr!!!!!

mericanpsycho he be posting her more than himself

serena777 like it’s bad for him

sawyerpaintmepls ^^

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freshlove If we arguing and I stutter Imma smack the fuck outta you

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greediest was locked tf in the whole show bruh

missdarage Saw the videos, bro was focused ‼️‼️

saraiarielle FIND SOMETHING SAFE TO DO

saraiarielle 🐺🐺🐺

saraiarielle losing all of my senses

saraiarielle you better not shave till i see you boa

freshlove Yes ma’am 🫡

christitties22 gotta love obedient chris

lanakang my pupu (,: LOOK AT OUR GIRL!!!

arlosocamp You really got that shit on cuz

freshlove 💯💯

sza the show was amazing, fits were everything 🦋

nicolassturniolo Freaky meter going crazy 😝

nicnicnic23 y’all need to get serious

222.sturniolo insane

bellamellami 😂😂

billieeilish hardddd

#ethelcained ✶ ˖ ࣪ #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo smau #smau #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo imagine #chris sturniolo x reader #original character #sturniolo x reader #matt stuniolo fanfic #nick sturniolo fanfic

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Grok

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight- Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king! King: elon, please stop Musk: you anna me, we besta friends eh stephano king? King: elon, for the love of god

Musk: whattsa matta you, stephano king? Musk: you no thinka we friends? King: no Musk: oh no? we see-a about dat! Musk: grok, what you thinka abouta da stephen king? King: elon what are you doing Grok: boy! that stephen king! what can i say about him?

Grok: that stephen king! wow! yikes! Grok: he should spend less time writing Grok: and more time hanging out with his best friend elon musk Musk: ey? you see? we da best friends! Musk: da grok, he say so! Musk: an da grok, he a good boy and dontcha you lie!

King: what the King: elon, did you invent an AI just to tell everyone that we're friends? Musk: Musk: no uh Musk: it also saya slurs

Clive Barker: what's up steve? hanging with your pal elon? King: he's not my pal! King: you've got misinformation from his doggone AI! Barker: no i'm not misinformed King: yes! now you think i'm elon's friend cuz of grok Barker: no i don't King: then why? Barker: i'm deliberately lying to annoy you Koontz: gosh steve are you really friends with iron man? King: NO

[later] Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king, we-a besta friends no? Stephen King: why am i tied to this bed Musk: eyy there was-a snow storm! Musk: i rescue you! Musk: i-ma you number one fan, stephano king! King:

King: do you have a phone around here? tabitha's got to be worried sick Musk: mama mia!! you a dirty birdy, stephano king! Musk: [obscene italian gesture] you a dirty birdy paisano!!

Musk: i no needa you no more stephano king Musk: i gotta da AI, it tella me what i wanna hear Grok: wow! stephen king! wow! oof! wow! Musk: friendship witha stephano king ended! King: we were never friends! Musk: grok issa my new best friend! King: we were never friends!!!

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #stephen king #clive barker #dean koontz #elon musk

[ebonyslasher]

What’s going on Sis! I have a little request!

Female Slashers Being Invited to their black! S/O family Cookout!

Please? For the culture! And thank you ❤️

Hey sis! I'll definitely do that for you and the culture 💕

Female slashers being invited to their black!S/O's family cookout:

Although there's a bunch of human food, and she can't eat any blood: it smells delicious. She'll nibble on some before she hits her limit. Too much human food can make her barf. And she doesn't want to be disrespectful.

Plus the food was DIVINE. Oh, that sweet red velvet and that mac and cheese~. Now y'all know white people love some cheese!

Might want to watch your hornier cousins around her. Can't have them going missing.....

Will she dance? Sure. It won't be on beat sometimes but she looks great doing it!

Most of the family likes her, except a few. Your conservative aunties/grandma turn up their nose at the way she dresses and parades around. You tell her not to mind them.

She's pretty chill, although the temptation of eating your horny ass cousins is high. Y'all might have to leave a little early.

Oh wait, a smoke break? Excuse me, a trip to the corner store. Yeah let's go and get some snacks rq

Very excited to meet your extended family.

Overwhelmed by 2 things: either or both by A. how big your family is or B. how outgoing they are.

Thankfully, they figure out fast that she is shy. So most back off and leave it to just and introduction. A few try to get her out of her shell. "Ay girl, you don't have to be so shy!" "We wont bite ya!"

She thinks they are wonderful and she loves how hospitable they are towards her.

You'll find her either sticking right beside you or by your other very shy cousins hanging out around the house.

Dancing? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Maybe next time?

The food? Delectable. Carrie stares at the desserts very longingly. But, she'll need to wait until she finishes her main food! That's what she was taught. But one problem is...if she makes it there.

"Oh, y/n I'm so sleepy." The itis done got to her.

She goes to find a room but there's a bunch of toddlers drooling on the bed. It's such a cute scene, but not what she needs. She goes to try to find another unoccupied room.

Lady Dimitrescu:

"Dear...why are we going so late? They said it'll start at 2:00 pm."

"Lady D...START isthe key word here. It's a suggestion anyway."

She thinks you want to be fashionably late but nooooo. The food won't be done by then. And most of the family damn sure wont be there. We play on CP time honey.

Y'all get there via her monster transformation, since her big tall ass can't fit in a regular car.

And you did warn her ahead of time that she will get comments about how tall she is. Especially from your one cousin that couldn't keep their mouth shu-

"Damn cuz you aint tell me you gotta AMAZONIAN." Lord here they go. Other than the occasional, "Damn, she big!," Lady D mostly deals with stares the whole time.

And of course that one uncle and cousin dup have to ask, "She give you dat snu snu?," trying to play with you. You try not to laugh but it's a little funny.

Out of respect of your family, she doesn't bludgeon your very thirsty uncle.

The food smells appetizing, but she will have to pass. It'll fuck up her stomach, unless it's a very bloody piece of meat. The desserts are what she can eat. She adores the peach cobbler and the key lime pie.

She tries to dance but she accidentally knocks a few people over with her hips. Oh well!

Dre:

She knows what time it is. They said 1:30 pm? Y'all not going until 3:30.

Scarfs down the food, it's scary. Some of your family are looking at her like she crazy. And she is.

"Damn, the food ain't going nowhere!!"

She knows that!!! But it's just too damn good!

Dancing? Eh, if she's in the mood. If your family has been really nice she might. She will request a Queen Ni'jah song.

Speaking of that, she will be adamant on asking your cousins if they fuck with her. You already told them ahead of time to just say yes.

She hangs out in the corner, strategically placing herself by the food.

She'll play some games, surprisingly good at spades. Her favorite part is slamming the cards on the table. Basically this video.

#slasher x reader #carrie white #jennifer check #lady dimitrescu #dre #carrie white x reader #jennifer check x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #dre x reader #swarm #black reader

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Y’all funny bruh

(Me watching everyone have a meltdown over that lil “anti-cheat system” trick while my shit was sitting untouched. They going to hell for that Idk)

• Why literally every single season the bitches that’s always causing drama wanna sit and act like they don’t? Can we please get ONE real bitch to just be straight up like “yeah I like to start shit and I’ll do it again”?

• Jin romancers don’t come for me cuz I like him too but I gotta speak real!

• Outfit time!

• These are much better swimsuits in my opinion. Also GAY RIGHTS BIKINI ACHIEVED!

• Right boo.

• This I-Spy challenge idea kinda messy as hell ooooouuuu y’all ate that I can’t lie.

• Claudia sis no…that’s nasty.

• Luna, you starting to make an enemy outta me young lady.

• “This is I Spy, not I Imagine” pleasekfmdmsm ate that.

• OH I WANT IT BAE CLOCK THAT BITCH TEA!

• Omgggg the comebacks this season I can’t.

• That tired attempt at trying to get me to fight with Oakley oh boo try again! Unlike y’all, me and my nigga secure!

• Jin secretly kissing Sophie coming out of nowhere like what the???

• Girl you was literally just trying to defame my character- ok whatever.

• I know you fucking lying. Uh uh.

• Trying to get me to help send y’all to the hideaway when the both of you been testing my patience the past few days is CRAZY like no baby get somebody else to do it😭😭😭

• Outfit time again!

• Oh bitch we got the hennessyyyyy!!!! Like both these outfits eat DOWN.

• “I didn’t think what I said would cause so much drama” Oh Theo please even you don’t believe that.

• Theo flirting with me right after he just said voting for him and Clauds to go to the hideaway wouldn’t be a waste of my vote…😕

• The compliment party was a cute idea. You’re getting back in my good books Jin, congratulations!

• Anti-social Annie’s???😭😭😭

• Girl he betta be twerking with that big ole ass he got!

• Well…she get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty. Like why wouldn’t you be?

• I mean duh we won the hideaway challenge. We the only couple that’s not damn near a lost cause. Uggghh yes #BlackLove!

• Outfit time again again!

• Ok I know we all kinda tired of wearing Savage X Fenty lingerie every goddamn night but we can ignore that this time cuz 1. we tryna get FAWKED tonight and 2. these are sooooo cute I’m sorry.

• Ugh Oakley is soooo…like pull dat fucking dick out I’m not playin with you!

• Them bringing that stupid ass box back with same shit yet again oh brotherrrrr can we get something else???!!!! Like some chocolate sauce, a whip, handcuffs, hell a fucking dildo even just SOMETHING ELSE!

• He brought us a whole breakfast spread after dicking us down y’all. When we’re married by the end of this then what?

• Quite literally what else is there to expose my god. Are y’all gonna tell me y’all had a villa orgy before I got here like shit!

#so far so good #this about to go downhill next week I can feel it #litg #love island the game #litg tempting fate #litg season 8 #litg s8

[horneybeach1]

s3/4 Robby keene x reader headcannons plz!

Headcannons for datting robby keene

Au-I hope you enjoy this! plz ignore any spelling/grammar errors.

he would be so protective

not in a toxic way tho

but would kill any guy that flirts with you

watching films together cuddling on the sofa

especially disney films

you cannot tell me this man won’t belt out let it go while watching frozen

he makes you laugh a lot when this happens

it usually ends in the film being discarded 👀 

meeting all his katate friends

hating kyler

but he loves you

Robby puts him in his place tho 😊

bonding with Tory

ur best friends now<3

you both hate Sam for what she did, and shes really chill to hang out with

cheering him on at the all valley, whether your on the side or in the crowd

this man loves it

it’s his daddy issues

and his mummy issues …need i say more

✨emotional trauma✨

he will cry, so you gotta be gentle with him

him sleeping at your house when he doesn’t want to go home

you have some of his clothes and a toothbrush for him at your house

when he gets out of juive he’s so clingy 

like will not let you shower alone, shop alone.

he’s just everywhere 

that you are of course

his love language is deffo physical affection, with a bit of acts of service

he LOVES IT when your cuddling and you play with his hair

like he will die on the spot

practicing karate moves in bed

no matter whether he’s sub or dom, he has a MAJOR praise kink

he loves it when you tell him he’s doing good 

again daddy and mummy issues

baking with him

get ready to loose a lot of flour

cuz most of it is on you two when he decides to throw it at you

and you throw it back

and now your having a massive flour fight

this man would do anything for you 

and he reminds you of this 

good morning and goodnight texts

sometimes you’ll wake up to a paragraph of him declaring his love for you

it makes your heart swell

he tells you he loves you A LOT

you guys have a song

and whenever it plays, no matter where you are, he’ll pick you up and start dancing with you

unless its at karate 

or in the car, but in the car he’ll serenade you :)

i hope you liked them!

#robby keene x reader #robby x reader #cobra kai #cobra kai fanfic #cobra kai x reader #tory nichols #tory x reader

[uyuforu]

Mmmh i don’t think it will be his 1st gf, and I don’t think it will be his 1st love. He dated before and will before her (fs) but I feel like it’s going to be a great love, a one true live vibe, you know? But I don’t think it’s the 1st. But it will feel like that!

I agree with the part of him having gfs before his wife but our hopeless romantic Libra venus dude ain't been in love or in da luv he desires because no.1 he got a Libra venus,these people be having sky high expectations,desiring to be loved but not actually loving da partner but instead being in luv with da relationship.this dudy be liking the yearning for da 1,fated love,destiny,soulmates,etc. Like he aint never loved cuz yall listened to his songs? Man's always yearning for her and what not no.2 folks shouldn't forget he's a virgo stellium,they be DA most practical people on the planet so dude knows who is worth his time and who aint so him already knowing that nah she aint the one but still i can be in a relationship cuz dats what i like is very possible cuz he a libra venus.no.3 i also agree on him not being totally aware of his spiritual gifts,Neow he got that stellium in the eighth house of taboo,ocult,transformation,inheritance,s3x,spirituality,astro stuff.so he unconsciously does that stuff and the possibility of him going to tarot reader and astrologers is likely high and there have been times he and V have talked about their korean astrology experience so he definitely goes to them but he a practical guy too cuz he virgo dominant so has a hard time believing such stuff.no.4 his Libra venus opposes his Aries saturn.i already told ya bout the Libra venus and its in 17° neow it does tell about his preference cuz of da degree duhh but its a leo° and they tend to like glamorous people that everyone wants,someone who be having people break their necks,lion or cat like people.its in the ninth house the house of many things but also wisdom so gud amount of these peeps date after gaining a certain type maturity and like wise partner to be by their side too and she is a foreigner too btw.no.5 his saturn is in Aries but at 19° its a libra degree,it's venus ruled. so this degree does signify finding love later than most if in saturn but if it wasn't for this degree then he woulda actually loved cuz we got Aries there they impulsive and quick.no.6 The opposition's in saturn and venus also delays love and he's got a Libra venus folks so it makes a lot of sense for love to happen after maturity or late especially for saturnian folks cuz they late bloomers so after his saturn return he'll be getting dat true love dat is gon' be his first and only love too,gotta be happy for though cuz son needs some love in his life too.his new chart makes alotta sense to me than the old one.

I got 19 years of experience in astrology and spirituality and imma say it louder for the people in the back that 👏THIS ADMIN RIGHT HERE CALLED UYU BE DOING A GREAT JOB BY PUTTING IN SO MUCH ENERY IN HER WORK AND GIVING LONG EXPLANATIONS TO DA PEOPLE AND DAT TOO IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.I SEE ALOTTA POTENTIAL IN YOU UYU👏

I'm so proud of you ma boo for representing astrology at such a young age and if you continue then you gon' be one of da best ones at it.keep it up.😘😘

That keeps me going I swear, these kind of comments make my day TT... Thank you so so much... <3

#uyuans #jungkook astrology #jk #bts #bts astrology #jungkook #astrology #kpop

[korny-mf]

GUH I WAS JUST THINKIN BOUT THIS AND YOU GUYS GOTTA HEAR DIS SHIT

cuz i need someone that can relate

do you know the pain of knowing that your favorite character would definitely not listen to the songs that you love

like

i dunno what kinda songs twenty one pilots make ngl but if everyone says max would listen to dat ig he would

and even tho i wanna believe that he would also listen to at least a few black metal songs i am aware that if he hears someone listening to kanonenfieber he aint talkin to m no more

yall shud listen to this btw :D

yes its one of their most popular songs call me a poser if u want but cmon these guys only have 3k monthly listeners

#camp camp #cc max #camp camp max #he would think im insane #its sad #Spotify

[doggocake]

i love your art style so much! it looks straight out of a cozy like.. rpg video game if that makes sense? it brings me so much joy for you to come across my dash! i hope you feel better soon bud!

EEE!! ^^ I’m really glad you enjoy my art!! Dat makes me very happii :D A Lot of my art drives its inspiration from things I grew up enjoying! Most being games like fran bow, and don’t starve :3 Funnily enough i am working on an rpg maker game ;w; It’s still in like SUPER MAGA EARLY DEVELOPMENT! ! ! Mainly cuz i’m still working through the script ;n; There are two versions of the game atm, because I was still working through the lore and designs for the characters when i made the first one. also for the first version I didn't script a thing- here's a clip of first version ;w; THIS IS YEARS OLD BTW ᵀʰᵉ ᵃʳᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ

It will be a long LONG time before i do anymore work on this. Mainly because of uhh...

. . . and before i do anymore work on reworking the first game i gotta finish the script and work out how the game will play out, though i do have a draft :3 Also I am better :D It was a simple fever and I have recovered!!! and i'm hoping to do more art ♥! ^^

#ask #oc #rpg maker #pastel aesthetic #pixel art #work in progress #video #I hope you have a wonderful day and or night ^^ #digital art #sanders sides #doodle

[offsidekineticist]

💎💎💎 possibly? If you're still doing them!

Honestly these are so much fun I'll always still be doing them, lol. This one in particular. Also Giliys and Harper took over my brain, so you get two for the price of one.

"Mino." He seems to be staring off into the distance despite there being a wall directly behind you. He suddenly shakes his head, like a dog shaking himself dry. "Sorry, there's...a lot that comes up when she...uh...comes up....and most of it has nothing to do with her. Uh...so first off: she's great. Just...getting that out there. I think she's...well I guess the shortest way of saying it is that she's a good person. That's...not something I ever expected to say about a hellknight. But, uh, she is. Good, I mean. And when she's with Regill -" he cuts himself off. "No. That's - you wanted me to talk about what I think of Mino. Not...yeah.

"Anyway, uh...yeah, she's great. We're bardic hammer buddies. Just...completely devastating to tonedeaf skeletons everywhere. And everyone is a skeleton if you hit them hard enough, so....and it's really fun sort of...coordinating our performances on the fly."

He sighs and hangs his head. "Sorry. That's, uh...that's not very...I just don't want to say something that might make it seem like I don't like her or anything - because I do! I just...." He purses his lips. "It was easier to deal with just being 'a coincidence of birth' to Regill when I thought he didn't have a heart anymore." He takes a deep breath, before plastering a huge grin on his face.

"But Mino! I wish we had met in Brastlewark, back before the library...you know. She's so good with Ember - you can tell she loves kids, and the kids at the library would have loved her. I'd probably have to talk to a few of them about not touching other people's tails or feathers or scales without permission, but personal space and bodily autonomy are important lessons for kids to learn. May as well let them learn it while meeting a nice knight lady."

Meanwhile, in another timeline....

"Regill's wife? She's alright." Giliys shrugs. "I mean, she's bought into that hellknight shit - "

"DAT'S A BAD WORD!" Harper screams from her perch on her father's lap, the fur on her tail puffing up as Giliys flinches. She waves a glass jar in her father's face. "You gotta put a copper in da swear jar now! Dat's da rule!"

Giliys sighs as he reaches into his coin pouch and retrieves a copper piece for the swear jar. "As I was saying, she's bought into the hellknight ideology, probably no saving her at this point - but she means well, so I don't gotta constantly stop myself from reaching for my daggers when we talk."

"PAAAAPAAAA! You're not 'lowed to talk bout daggers in front of da kids! Daddy says so! Dats da rule!"

"Is it, now?" Giliys asks. "How bout I put a copper in the swear jar, then, and we just not mention it to Daddy?" Harper shakes her head.

"Nuh-uh. Swear jar's for swears only."

"That so?"

Harper nods very seriously. "Dat's da rule."

"That's the rule, huh? Well, you know, some rules were made to be broken."

"Dat's stupid."

Giliys sighs. "Yeah, shoulda figured that wouldn't work. Anyway. The sister in law." He shrugs. "I mean, she could definitely do better than Regill, no clue why she settled for that asshole."

"DAT'S A BAD WORD!" Harper shouts.

"You don't gotta shout, Tiger, I'm right here," Giliys says with a wince as he puts another copper in her swear jar. "Inside voice, remember?"

"Oh. Sorry, Papa."

"It's OK, I know you just get excited, just...try to rein it in a little, yeah?"

"Ok."

"Good. Uh...where was I? Right, no idea why she settled for....Regill. Then again I also got no clue why Thay settled for me neither. Maybe good people just have sh - " Giliys freezes, eying the girl on his lap. "Uh, terrible taste in men. There, is that allowed, Tiger?"

"Yeah."

"Alright, how bout you go play?"

"Nuh-uh. I'm s'posed to watch you til the nice person with the questions leaves."

"Are you now?"

Harper nods again, deadly serious. "Cuz Daddy says you can't be trusted alone after last time."

Giliys sighs and mutters under his breath something about "one time" and "being babysat by a four year old" and "didn't even do anything." Having a healthy sense of self-preservation, you choose that moment to take your leave.

#oc: theoven derenge #pathfinder wotr #knight-commander oc #pwotr pals #ask game #oc: giliys #friend oc: mino #Regill says the “coincidence of birth” line #During their first conversation after Theo rescues him from ghouls in the Lost Chapel #To explain why Regill doesn't hold it against Theo that he left him and his unit to die horrible deaths at the hands of demons #As in “you had no obligation to save me because we are nothing to each other.” #And Harper has definitely tried to convince Uncle Regill that she should be allowed to start armiger training #She's four whole years old #She's a big kid now #And she promises to follow all the rules #And make her bed #And stop the bad guys

[faememes]

𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟐) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

Change pronouns/titles as needed!

"When I dream on my own, I'm alone, but I ain't lonely. For a dreamer, night's the only time-a day."

"It's this brain of mine, always makin' mistakes. It's got a mind of its own!"

"So what about Brooklyn? Who wants Brooklyn? C'mon, __________'s territory. What'sa matta, you scared a Brooklyn?"

"I say that what you say...is what I say."

"Look at this. 'Baby Born With Two Heads'. Must be from Brooklyn."

"Never fear, Brooklyn is here!"

"Well, dat's da foist thing ya gotta learn - headlines don't sell papes. Newsies sell papes."

"Listen, they're not gonna be playing with my hands alright. Cuz it ain't what they say, it's what we say. And nobody ain't gonna listen to us unless we make 'em."

"Oh, you mean __________. Yeah, he was here. But he put an egg in his shoe and...beat it."

"When ya' learn from _______, ya' learn from the best."

"You got no brains! Why are we starting to fight each other? It's just what the big shots want to see that we're street trash; street rats with no brains with no respect for nothin' including ourselves! So here's how it is: if we don't act together, then we're nothin', if we don't stick together, we're nothin', and if we can't even trust each other, then we're nothin'."

"You can't let 'em beat ya, right ________? That's what you always said!"

"Extra, extra, read all about it! Ellis Island in flames big conflablataion!"

"Five bucks? We ain't got five bucks! We ain't even got five cents! Hey, your honor, how bout I roll ya for it, double or nothin'?"

"We're a union just by sayin' so."

"Five to one that _________ skunks 'em! Huh, who's bettin'?"

"We sell together, we split 70-30, plus you get the benefit of observin' me no charge!"

"What are we supposed to do to the bums, kiss 'em?"

"Nope, it's nineteen _________. It's nineteen, but don't worry about it; it's an honest mistake. See ______, he can't count to twenty with his shoes on."

"Hey, glum and dumb! What'sa matta with you? You get your picture in the papes, you're famous. You're famous, you get anything you want! That's what's so great about New York!"

"If I hate the headline, I'll make up a headline, and I'll say anything I havta!"

"You're a liar! You lied about everything. You lied about your father being out west, 'cause he's not out west! You didn't even tell me your real name!"

"Hey, we ain't scared a Brooklyn! ________ makes us a little noivous."

#rp meme #sentence starter meme #sentence meme #sentence rp meme #newsies rp #newsies 1992 rp #newsies rp meme #newsies 1992 rp meme #disney rp #disney rp meme

[spotsupstuff]

AHHHHH YOUR ANCIENTS THEY JUST-- *smacks ground in word difficulty* --THEY JUST MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!

I've been studying the in-game graffiti a lot lately to try and create the most canon-accurate designs as I can (cause I'm a loser and have no creativity unless its like three in the morning) and even though I know you're not aiming for it your designs are literally the closest to "canon" ancient designs I've found. hybvendoifwensc I'm very normal about this

And now I honestly feel a bit bad because somehow all of my headcanons seem to be copying your headcanons and I feel like a jerk but your lore is SO GOOD I CAN'T HELP IT ARGH

OF COURSE ancients are some sort of evolved anemone creature. If you look closely their hair is CLEARLY NOT HAIR ITS LITERALLY TENTACLES

And that thing you just posted about the feeding tentacles?? YES. JUST. YES. one of the graffitis shows an ancient with little dots around its mouth/nose area and I had though they were some form of whiskers but little face tentacles are SO MUCH COOLER

I could seriously rant about your lore for hours it drives me crazy in the best way possible

also while I'm here I just want to say that. caper and sparrows. iubegibikuadukibjukd WHY do all of your characters make me feel so many THINGS AHHHHH

sorry for the rant please give all of your blorbos head pats from me

ah! -screenshots ur ask n put it into my emotional support channel- another one added to the collection......

but SERIOUSLY NOW THANK YOU SGDKLJLKSCMKSLDMKL would u believe me if i said i tried making them into platypi.. n then gave up on it n wanted to regress into "oh fuck it, they'll be lizards"..... like the initial designs for Sparrows are so aggressively mid tier

therefore i'd be very amiss if i didn't yell that tumblr user dragonpropaganda plays a Key role in all of this. thanks to 'em i also looked to the graffiti for inspiration!

and with this i mean to get to the conclusion that u dont gotta feel like a jerk!! true dat the ancients aren't all that clearly defined, but we Are still drawing/designing/thinking of the same species and looked to same inspirations. similar headcanons and such are bound to happen, nothin much to do bout that!

EITHER WAY I AM VERY HONORED TO GET THE "has probably the most canon conforming ancient designs tumblr user ardienothesieno has seen so far" JGKLSDCMSDLKMGKLKML YEAAAAH,,, I DON'T,, care for bein canon conforming but it's like getting bullseye in darts while you are blindfolded it's a Really funny n cool feeling

AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING THE CHARACTERS AND DONT APOLOGIZE FOR RANTS!!! i adore reading this kind of analyzation stuff, i really enjoyed this one n i enjoy those that alter1214 wrote me!! i'm kinda slow with replyin to 'em cuz i usually just excitedly nod n stim along as i go thru it, but by gods rest be assured that you don't ever need to apologize for this gljsdlkcmsdkl

#Spot says stuff #rw #that hair Really was the dead give away- i guess i was in denial/blind to it until ive seen the graffiti but the moment i did oh man.. #''mother!! fucker!!!! i SAW YOU IN A NATURE DOCUMENTARY. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE OU YEA I GOTCHA **NOW**''

[slashingdisneypasta]

CW: mentions of abuse

Hostage: *counting out the bootleg beer in the crates*

Greasy: *slithering up to her* Busy chica? Chu know, I'm the second-in-command.

Hostage: Is that so?

Greasy: The Boss trusts me with all the important work while he's gone.

Hostage: How interesting.

Greasy: ...I get to wield a real gun, not a cartoon one, like a real pistolero, impressive, no?

Hostage: I guess.

Greasy: *scowls and picks up one of the beers to take a sip*

Wheezy: *coming around the corner coughing* Hey, Boss says no drinkin' the stash!

Greasy: Let a heartbroken man drink in peace, fumador.

Smartass: Alright ya mugs, how's the stock coming?

Stupid: Duh this is the last shipment, Boss. Then we lock up the garage till the morning. Just like you said! Did I get it right?

Hostage: *balancing another crate in her grip and moving tentatively to store it*

Smartass: Has she been at dis all night?

Greasy: She's determined, huh Boss?

Smartass: She's slow. You never get this kind'a problem when you nap toons to do this work.

Hostage: *exhausted turns to see Smartass and picks up her pace*

Smartass: Move it or lose it kid, we're on a tight schedule.

Hostage: yessir

Smartass: How many crates you shifted already?

Hostage: 18

Smartass: *stares behind her at the loaded garage* And it took you dis long. I gotta be honest sweetheart, I'm disappointed. I thought you wanted to walk free.

Hostage: ...

Smartass: *clicks fingers* C'mon answer me!

Hostage: I'll do the job...then you let me go home. That was the deal. So just let me work. I'm not expecting a rescue party any time soon.

Smartass: *straightens jacket awkwardly* Good...cuz ain't nobody coming! *turns to the weasels as if to say "Fix this!"*

Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid: *shuffle away awkwardly*

Smartass: *sniffs* So...youse livin' alone?

Hostage: What do you expect me to say to that?

Smartass: I'm sayin' it sounds like the same old story: ditzy dame, rents an apartment, bozo of a landlord poundin' on ya door 'rebrandin' rent, no one to toin to. Dat's gotta be a lot on ya shoulders. Ever think'a doin' him in?

Hostage: I should say not!

Smartass: You think he'd be missed? Uh-uh. He's anutha parasite and youse his willin' host. Know what we do wit' parasites in the wild? We eat em. Or we give em to Psycho to eat.

Hostage: Why do you care what my landlord is up to?

Smartass: Because while the rest of those mugs ain't a 'receptive' I noticed them poiple bruises on ya neck. Which none of us laid a finger on.

Hostage: ...

Smartass: So....he hit ya?

Hostage: *hands shake and she steps away from the crates*

Smartass: I thought so. *pulls her sleeve down*

Hostage: Wait, where are you taking me?

Smartass: The ransom mission is off, we's droppin' you off at a hotel.

Hostage: ...What are you going to do?

Smartass: Don't worry ya head, we got it all covered. No-gooder does his thing, we go afta him. Trust me, we do this all the time.

Ahh! Here are my favourite bits XD:

Hostage being so unimpressed with Greasy's showing off XDD Like dude, this is not the time to get romantic. Pull yourself together.

Greasy: Let a heartbroken man drink in peace, fumador. ( Oh Greasy you overdramatic freak 🤦‍♀️ XDDD )

Someone validate Stupid's good work, please! 😤 He did so good!

'Move it or lose it, kid' 'Yessir'

-Ever think'a doin' him in?'- oh my god I thought it read 'ever thinka doin him?' at first and I was so scandalised XDD Like, Smartass!! Sir! My man, that is completely out of line- 😂😂

And of course, him at the end <3

Thank you so much for sending this in! Sorry it took a while ^^

[stelly22]

i only care bout bein the "best" when im not w my gurl. its cuz i lack something (her physical presence) so i gotta do sum else to fill dat void. Being the best, accolades n all dat shit rly dont matter. When im w her im complete n satisfied. das all i want, das all ineed. And sum ppl would say dat its a lack of ambition but its actually makin me stronger n in a way better flow state. its like by myself im more kanye n w my gf im bob ross

#ramblin