#dadza time

[jojopretzalt]

had a dream last night that my best friend couldn’t hang out with me cause she had other things to do but she was like “i can’t leave you alone because i know you get sad so i asked someone to hang out with you” and it was fucking Philza Minecraft

he showed up at my house and helped me make pasta and just talked with me as we made noodles

#i don’t even watch philza anymore #love him i just don’t have time #when the dadza is more comforting than the real dad #philza minecraft #the beloved #he talked about his wife a lot it was really precious #kisses kristin we love you

[gremmlepunk]

Everyone wants to be Tubbo’s dad call that sh*t custody battles

#Dadza #iskall #captain sparklez #(i realize i spelt his name wrong sorry) #Good times with scar #jschlatt #tubbo #i swear everyone wants to be this kids internet father #mcyt memes #/q

[halorocks1214]

i still think one of the funniest things tommy ever did was that during the height of the sbi family dynamic arguments he immediately played into the opposite side of whatever the fandom wanted

#tommy when sbi fd was popular: ive seen these people a total of five times in my life #tommy when sbi fd was dying off: YAY DADZA BIG BROTHER TECHNO WOOO #mcyt #sleepy bois inc #dream smp #tommyinnit #my post #mans wanted chaos and it was incredible. i think he should start more tumblr discourse intentionally or otherwise

[mirrorghosty]

father son time

#my art #original design #fanart #digital art #ghostbur #wilbur soot #dream smp #mirrorghosty #sandduo #philza #fatherson #ghostbur gets DadZa time #he deserves it

[anartisticdreamer0]

phil is such a dad

#tubbo is getting thoroughly fathered #‘im gonna make time to buy you food’ #dadza our beloved #qsmp #qsmp liveblog

[vern-a]

I. Have not done work. Ive been. Binging steven universe for two straight days. I am losing sleep.

Anyway who wants to see qsmp characters as gems and fusions <3

#my brain has been rewired towards steven universe i dont even know if i can remember what qsmp is #I! Missed!! A Philza stream!!! because i was watching su #?????? me??? miss a dadza stream?/? #qsmp #i know jack shit about gems and crystals actually i cannot assign gems to the characters yet #this needs research and notes #and also i will do it only after ive finished the series. im on s4 #this is also my first time watching it

[satans-side-blog]

not someone in chat saying phil and kristin should date lmao

#imagine not knowing they are married #its like part of the thing #they said it multiple time to #very funny to see people be dummy #satans live blog #philza #philza minecraft #mumza #dadza #kristin minecraft

[kvaughanarts]

Did you know that you’re my favorite, bird man?

#men only want one thing #and its a set of kickass wings and a baller outfit #and theyre so real for that #mcyt #fanart #my art #Philza #ah dadza my beloved #seriously the best #i wear his merch with pride and there’s nothing you can do to stop me #the amount of times I’ve considered making an animatic to ‘dentist’ from LSOH based on that one Wilbur bit is ridiculous #it would be so much time and energy for a stupid bit #but i would love it #so is it truly a loss

[sandwichmustbetasty]

I can't fckn believe I'm getting sucked into Dream SMP fandom 3 years too late and some 4 months afters it's ended 💀💀💀

#what even is my life #I swear those 3 years ago I could watch these streams for hours because ✨online classes✨ both in high school and in uni #but I kinda don't have so much time anymore #anyways thank god for those insanely good animatics for dream smp that bullied me by their beauty to join the fandom #It's been some 10 days since then and the amount of fanfiction animations and stream compilations I devoured is ungodly #also I have a new father #all hail dadza #dream smp #dsmp

[sanshinexx]

Fairly pink internet parents with wings playing tea party and rocking the socks and sandals -combo 🌸✨

#this is in fact a dtiys for @/wolfythewitch #on ig and twt #but i'm going to post it here as well anyway #because i can #:) #yes they're wearing fucking flip-flops because my artistic abilities couldn’t be bothered to create anything more profound #also yes there is no tea coming from the tea pot because i forgot to actually draw the tea #and yes i was going to make a better background but ran out of time so you get a basic ibispaint flower background #deal with it #wolfypinkdtiys #philza #philza fanart #philza minecraft #mumza #mumza fanart #pinkza #colorzas #mumza and dadza #mumza supremacy #mcyt #mcyt fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream smp #dream smp fanart #ok listen i know this technically isn't dsmp but i need exposure to boost my ego so i'm tagging it here #never thought i would find myself saying those words but here we are #desperate times call for desperate measures #why am i writing a novel here in the tags again

[spacedykez]

never underestimate the power of projecting onto fictional charsvters

#yes i gave osmp scott more self worth issues #it’s ok i gave him philza to comfort him this time #so what if i’m basically writing dadza comforting Me but under the disguise of comforting o!scott #it works okay #the otter splashes

[lunaatmidnight]

I can just imagine Chayanne putting on the cucurucho skin grumbling cause he has to leave do scary admin bear things for a crazy Brazilian yet again (plus bonus Florida man) the one time dadza finally said yes to going to an adventure to a dungeon

#qsmp #qsmp chayanne #chayanne my beloved #qsmp philza #qsmp liveblog #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp cellbit #qsmp fitmc

[yanushh]

Silly Dadza sketches

The last time I drew him was about...two years ago? And then only once. He's one of my favorite characters though :( I need to spend more time sketching him.

#digital art #philza and tallulah #philza art #philza #philza qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmpblr #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #tallulah the egg #tallulah fanart #qsmp tallulah #tallulah and chayanne #qsmp chayanne #chayanne fanart #qsmp quackity #qsmp #quackity smp #quackity art #quackity #dadza philza #mumza and dadza #dadza minecraft #dadza art #dadza qsmp #philza dsmp #dsmp art #qsmp art #qsmp sketches #lineless drawing

[robby-bobby-tommy]

I was too tired to stay on Philza's stream... But I am winning, ok?

Fitza staying as strong as ever.

I'll talk a bit about purgatory, since I didn't have time while it was happening.

During the purgatory, we all were thinking that Wallflower duo was dying, cuz they both hunt each other down, but in reality they only got stronger! They are one of the few duos who could kill each other and still stay besties for life. Closer to the end of the Purgatory, they met up and threw a dice together, laughing and joking. Even hugging!! They were in different teams, yet they still hugged and respected each other so much. The Eye B_tch tried to break Fitza up, but their not so platonic duo was stronger than that.

I think it's a stretch, but I felt very warm, when Phil woke up and called for Fit first. I dunno why, but they are very dear to me. Fit is Phil's closest friend and vice versa. So Phil waking up and seeking Fit is so sweet.

And now to yesterday's stream. I didn't watched it all, but I've had enough moments to speak of. Firstly, Fit greeting Philza right when the latter logged in, as they did wayy back, in the first few months of qsmp. Then Phil shows his crows his wings for the first time, which was already huge af. But then he trusted Fit enough to show them to him. And in reality, Phil just showed his greatest vulnerability and insecurity to this specific person, and if it's not the biggest gesture of trust I don't know what is. After Purgatory, they both were supposed to be colder to and be wary of each other, but no. They still confide in each other, being the most honest they can. Fit even apologized. And when Dadza called himself a dumbass, Fit quickly said he isn't one. I love them.

And then Phil and Fit spent a lot of time together, as they did before. Walking, talking, cleaning the server for their kids, joking about each other's d_c-. They're calm around each other, cuz they've known each other for years. I think it's a stretch once again, but I feel that Phil would show his wings to Fit first even if he had a choice.

And again, if we're going back more, when Phil saw the picture of the skull and called for Fit, the latter came almost immediately. After Crow started saying "stupid... Stupid bird brain" 2b2t veteran informed that he believed in existence of skull picture. War criminal sees that dadza starts to doubt in himself, so he reassures him and lets him join him and Pac in the dungeon. Putting friends before roommates (they are so gay, why is Fit in denial... No matter how jacked he is he can't beat Fitpac allegations).

They rotate in my head every second of the day. Their friendship is stronger than anything. If the world came crushing down, they're gonna be together. If one's in trouble the other is already planning the rescue mission. They know each other for a long time, they know how ruthless they can be, but they aren't afraid. They're here for each other. They put their trust in each other, giving each other access to private chambers (Fit's secret bedroom and kid's basement). They're prepared to break the rules, put oneself on the line for the other's sake. They even share illegal stuff with each other. Fit is bullets for Philza's gun. The best duo ever.

#qsmp #qsmp fitmc #qsmp philza #q fit #q philza #philza #qsmp fit #q fitmc #fitza #wallflowerduo #they're the besties. they're here for each other #their platonic love is something we should all strive to have #even when Fit couldn't speak freely; he still tried to warn Phil minutes before purgatory #and even though Phil asked 'are you hiding something' (paraphrasing cuz my memories suck) he didn't push it. #they know that they have some secrets they can't share but they feel comfortable enough to not push it. they don't need all the truth cuz #it's enough. they're enough for each other. they're friends. they're the boyz. they joke about each other's co- #i adore them sm #qsmp rambles #qsmp vod watching

[bartholomewtheant]

Random ass quotes from team Bolas?!?!

*just about five minutes of Jaiden and Baghera giggling*

"What do we wanna name our egg? Bolitas? Bolinhas?" *Sounds of agreement* "Okay great meeting"

"Wanna get matching tattoos? I want it tattooed on my back."

"Bolas on your face!"

"My dream would be just Skeppy logging in and being on team red."

"Can i make a little house for mission guy?"

"You know i said it like three times because i'm a drama queen but THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING QSMP IT DESTROYED MY FUCKING TEA FARM AND THE CARROTS THAT PHIL ALREADY BROKE."

"We're going for pity, that's the plan guys, we're going for pity."

*dadza mode activated* "Are you lost? Do you want me to come and get you?"

"one sec, i'm just putting the music on." "Me too."

#qsmp #philza #cellbit #baghera jones #jaiden animations

[psiithirisma]

AU where Phil is a single father of 3 and also owns a restaurant. Meets Kristin and falls in love but doesn't know how to "charm her" and neapolitrio (his kids) tries to help but they're little kids so it's all silly and cute.

Phil invites Kristin to a date in his restaurant after closing hours, she accepts. Then it's all just a nervous Phil + neapolitrio trying to create a romantic atmosphere and also one of them being the chef, one helping, and one the waiter.

He questions many /many/ times why he accepted to go with his boys' idea

Also, the 3 of them get Phil's instinctive dad side to show through the whole night by accident

little Tommy is the waiter and when he goes to ask them for their orders and is about to write them down he realizes he doesn't know how, so he asks Phil, who only sighs fondly and takes Tommy's notepad and pen and writes it for him. Kristin finds it adorable.

Tho the illusion is soon broken after Tommy thanks his dad and checks the notepad, frowns, and says out loud "dad I can't read this, your handwriting is shit!"

Phil, immediately: Tommy! Don't say that!

Tommy: what? Is true! You told us not to lie

Phil: no-

Tommy: am I not allowed to say bad things abt you in front of your girlfriend?

Phil: I meant don't curse.

Tommy: aw, that's not fair! you get to do it all the time.

Tommy: and Techno and Wilbur do it all the time when you aren't near!

Wilbur, from the kitchen: DON'T SNITCH YOU RAT!

Phil, whispering while he covers his red face: for fucks sake...

Tommy: see!!!

Tommy goes back to the kitchen shouting "Wiill, what does it says here? dad's handwriting is  dog poop!" which only gets more giggles from Kristin and for Phil to press his hands harder against his face.

That embarrassing bit over, Kristin and Phil move on and keep talking. But then you can hear from the speakers a young voice (Wilbur) whispering "it's this on? [Louder] Hello, dadza and Kristin! we made our own cool song for you lovebirds, wink".

It's followed by a song with really bad quality audio, bc none of them could figure out how to put a song properly so they just kept the speaker open meanwhile Wilbur leave the song playing through his cellphone.

This song is just some cover from an already existent one except for some parts being changed to Phil's and Kristin's name to, y'know, make it more romantic.

Phil considers death would be a kind fate at this point for him.

When the song ends, quick steps can be heard and the next second Wilbur is at their table, smiling wildly and asking Phil if he liked the song

Dad mode kicks in and all previous embarrassment almost seems like it never existed from the start

Phil: you have been improving a lot, well done, I loved it

Wilbur, beaming with joy: I learned it all by myself too!

Phil: wait all by yourself?

Wilbur: (intense nodding)

Phil: aw, mate! I'm so proud of you

Wilbur goes to the kitchen, celebrating after Phil's compliments.

Phil and Kristin go back to chatting, this time a little more at ease and without many interruptions, soft sounds emanating from the kitchen.

That's it until Techno shouts Phil's name and Wilbur is at the kitchen's entrance calling for Phil at the same time with a panicking expression.

Phil excuses himself and gets up from his seat at the speed of light to the kitchen. His ears are met by the sound of sniffles.

There, in the kitchen, he can see Techno kneeling in front of Tommy trying to calm him down while he holds Tommy's little hands gently.

Wilbur explains that Tommy was helping them cook by peeling potatoes but cut himself accidentally and now he's bleeding and they didn't know what to do nor where are the band-aids

Phil, being the only man ever, sorts the situation easily. Telling the twins where the medical kit is while he takes Tommy in his arms and washes the blood away with cold sink water, cradling him to console his youngest's sobs.

Soon enough Tommy it's all patched up (they only cleaned the cut and put a band-aid on it) but doesn't let go of his dad so Phil just kinda accepts this is his new lifestyle.

He's about to come back with the little blonde to his and Kristin's table but then realizes the woman admiring the scene from behind the counter. Phil is halfway mouthing an apology until Kristin seems to land on something and alerts them about the smoke coming from the stove.

They turn to look at it and oh yeah there's smoke coming from the stove oven...

When they open it, the family are met with more smoke that only gets Techno coughing and his face tainted with gray and the entire kitchen clouded. Oh there's also fire.

Kristin is this time who handles the situation, taking the emergency fire extinguisher from a wall near and putting out the fire, telling the twins to open the windows to clear the place of smoke.

After that Techno is already apologizing, embarrassed that he forgot about the chicken in the oven and also miscalculated the temperature.

But Phil just hugs him (the best he can without squeezing Tommy between them) and reassures him it's okay, that he appreciates that Techno tried and the only thing he cares about is that all 3 of them are okay.

Techno seems still unsure but any uncertainty he had is washed off when he feels Tommy's little hand giving him some comforting pats on the top of his head.

Wilbur breaks the tender moment by saying "unlike you pair of losers I did everything right so I think I just deserve a hug for awesomeness” which makes Phil laugh and both, Techno and Tommy, flip him off.

Tommy also shows him his tongue, y'know, for a double offense.

They get scolded (“kids, don't flip your brother off”) and Wilbur joins the hug, against Tommy and Techno's wishes.

Phil (with Tommy still in his arms) and Kristin return to their table, followed by two tired twins who just pull some chairs near them, sitting next to Phil, each on each side.

Kristin and Phil look at each other in silence, both tired but smiling.

“Pizza?”.

“Pizza”.

#long post #sbi au #sleepy bois inc #sbi #tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #kristin trixtin #sbi family au #sbi family dynamic #fluff