#damage take 2

[mobius-m-mobius]

Haven't you fired a gun before? Not as such.

#aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #on the floor screaming and crying thanks for asking!! #something something they never hear each other out on personal matters so rewatching the magic show suddenly means taking psychic damage 😐 #goodomensedit #msheenedit #dtennantedit #gos2spoilers #dianagifs

[saturnniidae]

#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier #hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food #hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it #but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day #its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage #httyd #hiccstrid #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #httyd 2 #httyd meme #httyd shitpost

[vaxxman]

height ahh difference

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #science party #red oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #this one's a bit fruity on purpose ahem #alternative title is “Gravel war field medic stands way too close to his patients and dies while taking all the collateral damage” #jokes aside I have been thinking about how medic is tall and if he were to stand really close to engie he'd be looking down onto him #for some reason I just like the idea of him doing that; hands in his pockets; staring at one specific part in engie's face but not his eyes #meanwhile for heavy he has to look up #Hallo mein Großer; wenn ich darf? And just zooms into his face but in a sultry way #put the back of your hand against his chest so it feels like you want to avoid actively touching him but very much do it on purpose #It's like neck and shoulder stretch exercises for medic; ↓↑↓↑ #Haha gotcha this was going to be another joke after all #👌 #This was the last thing I wanted to draw before work gets super busy again

[theonewhowails]

Golden Fleece

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #blood #it was really fun to ponder this one #cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece #i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements #the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor #since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit #although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e #instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece #and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection #i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :] #anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second #before totally unbalancing myself and falling #the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace

[yashley]

laura & ashley & imogen & fearne in c3e80 or:

#critical role #ygifs #cr3 #laura #ashley #imogen x fearne #imogearne #lauras like i'm here so imogen is flirting with fearne and i'm tearing out my hair like i want 2 study u but i keep tearing up the papers #the third gif being literally a pretty woman parallel maybe you can't take that from me #imogen flying over to touch her then going what the FUCK thats HOT like it's about how they’re just so dumb stupid with eachother #heres how fearne choosing to contact burn imogen for the highest damage means long con girlies /🤡

[a-space-lizard]

The young wolf when they learn cayde is back: ah fuck I gotta catch up with crow before they get into a fight

[they arrive to find cayde and crow already making out]

YW:

YW: this is worse

#destiny 2 #destiny #idk what's going on I'm absorbing the latest plot updates through tumblr #anyways i think they should kiss #and i think my guardian would take 1000 points psychic damage witnessing it

[essektheylyss]

Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.

#this thought brought to you by my wizard with +11 to int saves FAILING HER FUCKING INT SAVE #I rolled a fucking 2 #she IS going to try again tomorrow #she has no mortal fear and is fucking annoyed with everyone's cryptic ass answers #who cares about a little insanity the world is ending. it's fine. #honestly love that it's an int save though. also HYSTERICAL. #there's nothing that isn't DEEPLY funny about it #honestly just the whole concept like. you're just like. asking SOMEBODY. #if they don't know they don't know. #and you could also take 6d6 psychic damage and be incapacitated until a long rest. HILARIOUS

[ronanlynchbf]

#rereading trc while simultaneously falling back into aftg stuff by virtue of reading tsc and thereby transporting myself back to when i #was sixteen but it's fine it's totally fine like it's whatever 😁👍 #r.txt #anyway. me when – me when i – me when i'm trying to tell my best friend that i'm gay but i'm also trying to tell him i can take stuff from #my dreams and i took my now pet raven from my dreams like from my head i'm a dreamer but also that's kind of the same thing but also it's #really not but also it is bc it's an allegory but also that's not the only thing the dreaming is an allegory for and also i'm scared to tel #him like i'm terrified actually and i don't want to tell him but also i need to tell him but also he already knows but i don't know that he #knows and also i was goinggggg to tellllllll himmmmmm arghhhhhhh #this scene is soooooooooo like. like AOUGH. ARGH OUGH AGH AOUGHHHHHH #<- sounds of a guy taking minus xp damage with every word read of this stupid scene. he literally was going to tell gansey 😕......... #trc #ronsey #like i need 2 lay down. he came out there to tell him......the timbre of his voice being described as strange&initially unrecognizable.... #i read this part like. 2 weeks ago idk. smth of the sort. and i'm STILL thinking abt it....you came out for something.....when you'd made u #ur mind to confess but ur mouth betrayed you in the end......associated with secrets and guilt......MAN.....

[chewing-clown]

#postal dude #postal 1997 #postal #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal 4 #postal novel #java dude #postal java #postal redux #postal brain damaged #running with scissors #corkscrew rules #shtopor #everyone knows that white people cannot take spice ok

[on-this-day-mcr]

On this day, September 21

In 2022: My Chemical Romance performed their 43rd show of the 2022-2023 Swarm tour in Newark, New Jersey, USA. At this show, "Planetary (GO!)" was performed for the first time since 2012, and a cover of Claude François' "My Way" was performed for the first and only time ever. Gerard Way wore a sequined pink and gold tuxedo, with a fake black eye and penciled on mustache. "The House ALWAYS WINS" was written on the drums. (🖤)

Watch the show here!

Olivia Khiel

#i am taking psychic damage writing this post. #swarm era #tour date #2022 #September 21 #mcr newark 2

[hyumjim]

Gallery of people not knowing things about blood /tumblr discovers germ theory

#1. how do you just. not know that. #2. critical logic failure #3. same as 2. you guys should take a biology class #4. ‘damage on contact’ what are you talking about. do you think piss is literally acid #5. MORE HOMOEROTIC?????????????

[satsuha]

pokemon stuff

#octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #satsuhart #crossover #i dont have like a super deep explanation for every pokemon choice but #for castti i wanted two grass pokemon to represent like medicinal/hazardous concoctions #throne... the seviper represents the blacksnakes obviously but i think itd be nice if pirro had a zangoose to match or smth #for temenos and ampharos i think its dex entries about being a beacon for lost people is nice... and it evolves from a sheep #hikari pretty self explanatory but specifically i think itd be nice if he had a bisharp while mugen had a kingambit it suits them a lot #for ochette i did consider choosing pokemon based on the 3 legends but that would be leaving out mahina akala fdjkha #= decidueye and lycanroc... the arcanine i just think it suits her but also master juvah shaped #oricorio baile was a natural fit for agnea and i think bellossom suits her homeland being the leaflands too #partitio... wild stallion.. gkjfh but i think given that he invents trains itd be good if his team was transportation-based... #delibird i think its just a nice fit for him bc of how it gives out gifts and stuff #for osvald i mostly picked porygon z and magnezone bc they learn tri attack naturally... theyre all scholar ish (?) anyway #also gave everyone unique pokeballs bc i wanted to #oh also for the first pic i didnt draw gallade on purpose bc it takes damage from sandstorms <:) #octo2

[meeks-just-wants-to-scroll]

“I’m a survivor, black lung!”

#meek’s art #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 fanart #red dead redemption 2 #Micah bell #rdr2 Micah #Micah rdr2 #blood #blood cw #blood tw #tw blood #cw blood #gore #violence #bruised #cw #tw #content warning #spoilers #rdr2 spoilers #I like the idea that in every time line Micah gets his left eye injured somehow #that is why I gave Micah anisocoria in the drawing #aka one eye more dilated than the other #it could be temporary or permanent. it’s up to interpretation. #he got it from taking repeated punches to the head. yummy brain damage.

[tokidokifish]

extremely funny but for all hades 2's focus on witchcraft i got my first chronos kill by literally nuking melinoe's magick capacity so that she was constantly below 10 to trigger zeus' spirit surge boon for ongoing passive lightning damage, and then just pouring bonuses on the axe for BIG CHOP. fuck magic we're doing this the good ol' fashioned way!! with an axe that does anywhere between 700-1000 points of damage per hit!!

#hades game #hades 2 #it was the daedalus upgrade that makes it JUST a big chop + aphrodite's damage + nem's damage to the last enemy that killed you #[takes a deep breath] PLUS [redacted]'s boon that makes you do damage after chronos hits you #good build #not one i would have guessed would work for me but man it did!

[can-of-slorgs]

I'm personally blaming @starbiology and everyone who has reblogged or commented the other piece for this.

Bonus comic featuring my grundo:

#every minute i keep working on this i take psychological damage #neotag #neopets #vin memes #you'reall to blame for this monstruosity #i literally just searched “babygirl” pose and went “I... i can do that” #i didn't stop to think if i should though #Star i was gonna respond 2 the reblog with the first image only but decided it needed its own post for quarantining this... thing #again if youre seeing this with no context #you dont need context #i... i don't think there's any for that matter #just picture me writing all this tags while losing health in posion damage every turn #i am working on neo oc images i just need to render them but i.... i needed the world to see this before #my blog's already tainted anyway LMFAOO #yeah uh im dead in neo canon i drew this and inmediately got taken back by yours trully and never came back #also i'll try making a ref as well for my sona so i can draw them more im just really indecisive in what color to make him #split it is for now #i don't want to look at this anymore end me #i am making more drawings to kinda cover this thing from the light but at this point it just keeps reappearing like a mold #thats it im done see u all in kreludorian therapy #kreludorian health insurance in a farse

[markanddebbie-protectionprogram]

OH MY GODDDD

SCRATCHING THE WALLS AND PULLING MY HAIR

FUCK IT'S KATE NOOOOOOOO

#THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME LIKE I SURVIVED YOUNG JUSTICE BUT THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WAS INSANE I CAN'T DO THIS PLS- #invincible #invincible series #invincible season 2 #mark grayson #atom eve #shapesmith #invincible black samson #monster girl #rudy conners #markus grimshaw #cecil stedman #donald ferguson #invincible immortal #don't care bout immortal BLEGH take your hand OFF #invincible spoilers #summer.txt #summer.jpg