dana is corn. ergo. dana is dead
[?!?!?!?!??!?!!]
WHAT?! NO!!! No- Dana- Dana can't be DEAD! That'd be stupid!!!
...He wouldn't fold over THAT easily, fer cogs sake.
I don't think he asked to be turned into corn, Buck.
[!!!!!!!!]
...Ya think he's still there? Somehow?
WAIT- I have once again, come up with a perfect solution to the crisis at hand. Cores can beep. If you have a core, you're not dead. So if Dana can beep, that means he has a core, and she isn't dead!
...Alrigh.
HEY DANA, SAY SOMETHING!!!
[...She can't, Desmond.]
...
...
...Well. Ah suppose that's that-
No. No. Nonono- that's not FAIR!!! Now we've got- to- arrange a dead suit retirement party or- WHATEVER! And we're going to have to- tell everyone that she's now- d- dead-!!!
[!?]
Des-? Do y' need a moment-?
AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE FOREVER!!! And- and they're going to be mad and broken that- she's died so STUPIDLY and we'll all lose morale and- NOTHINGS going to get done, Buck! We're going to have to inform ourselves, inform Mr. Oilcan, the Chairman, Allan-!
That one- that Adrian suit she's always talking about, her mom, Ivan, wugh- Winston, that Auger guy, Mr. Wi- BOAR, even-!
Tiberius, Ethan, all of Allan's- kids- all the Sellbots except for the ones she hates, the tubers, if they ever get back from their migration, us again- Buck- it'll- they'll all- they'll all- GRAH!!!
...It'll be a shame, that's fer sure.
...
Goin' out like this. Ah- ah...
Mh.
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daaaa paja i srki ahahahahah
kako sam čula, paja se skoro rasplakao na leclerca, "žestok udarac na ferrari, ne zbog leclerca, nego zbog nemogućnosti da pariraju red bullu" 🫡 prestala sam da slušam jer me duša boli, pa mi bff šalje highlightse 😌🙈🥰
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i am so utterly obsessed with my girlfriend
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happy birthday airam!! hope you have an amazing day, ily!! 🥳🥳🥳
thank you so much, dana!! ily too 💗💗
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🫧 hehehehehe
hello dna here it is!
love u hope u like it 🩷🩷🩷
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something. about. the horror of being sent on an impossible (death) quest and obligations and hospitality politics. the trauma of not having a home, and then the trauma of being in a house that becomes actively hostile to you, one that would swallow you whole and spit out your bones if you step out of line. all of this is conditional, your existence continues to be something men want gone.
it's about going back as far as I can with the perseus narrative because there's always a version of a myth that exists behind the one that survives. the missing pieces are clearly defined, but the oldest recorded version of it isn't there! and there's probably something older before that!! but it's doomed to forever be an unfilled space, clearly defined by an outline of something that was there and continues to be there in it's absence.
and love. it's also about love. even when you had nothing, you had love.
on the opposite side of the spectrum, this is Not About Ovid Or Roman-Renaissance Reception, Depictions And Discourses On The Perseus Narrative.
edit: to add to the above, while it's not about Ovid, because I'm specifically trying to peel things back to the oldest version of this story, Ovid is fine. alterations on the Perseus myth that give more attention Medusa predate Ovid by several centuries. this comic is also not about those, either! there are many versions of this story from the ancient world. there is not one singular True or Better version, they're all saying something.
Perseus, Daniel Ogden
Anthology of Classical Myth: Primary Sources in Translation, edited & translated by Stephen M Trzaskoma, R. Scott Smith, Stephen Brunet
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Buck how do you feel about being a tumblr sexyman, ya fuckin texyman
In all honesty?
After doin' some diggin'- ah don't understand whats wit ya varmints n' this whole... "tumblr sexyman" thing. And frankly, ah'm a little insulted that yer puttin' me in t' same category as a buncha glorified broomsticks and seemingly any kinda man or woman or banana y'all can get yer hands on.
Y'all parading 'round t' streets wit this- yer nuisances at best.
Y' see?
Y'all can fight t' yer hearts content, if ya really want to- but ah ain't gonna be y'alls prized hog. Ah ain't easy pickin's- and I'd rather focus on... other things. Now, if you'll ex-
Tibs- Tiberius, eh? Well...
Even if we ain't at t' same rankin'... or department... ah greatly admire t' work he does. Most suits- especially those city-folk suits- hardly have t' the kinda dedication n' skills that he's got- let alone respect those traits. But Tibs- anyone wit a good head on their shoulders aughta take note n' admire t' work he does. He's a damn good detective too- never thought ah'd meet one in real life- but by cog, if y' could see 'im in action... it's somethin' else, ah'll say that. Chances are, fer th' pests readin' this, y'all wouldn't even 'ppricate it. T' fact that he's takin' care o' Redd n Andrew too- fatherhood ain't easy, yet he just- grabbed t' bull by the horns n took the reins, just like that-! Not t' mention he's got quite t' nice set o' claw-
We know what you are, Buck.
...
Then say it t' my face.
No.
[OOC: @ask-tiberius-cadell for those who don't know of Tiberius]
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