#dating my hand

[solosexualnudist]

Googling "Pussy Free" is more difficult when you only have one hand to spare for typing. Believe me, I know!

#pussy free #bator boy #chronic masturbator #dating my hand

[yunoftheclouds]

What’s with this sassy, lost child?

#my art #artists on tumblr #yun did a thing #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me meme #obey me memes #luke obey me #obey me luke #omswd meme #om! meme #this is basically his introduction #it’s canon I’m solmare #om! swd #AAAAHAHUEGSAI HIS HANDS ARE BACKWARDS IM SORRY #I REALIZE THIS LIKE 14 HOURS AFTER POSTING

[palalances]

Shiro sketches

[Image description: a slightly sepia-toned sketch page of Shiro from Voltron. There are four drawings, all bust up, two including his arms. Two drawings are bigger: one of Shiro from a slight angle above him as he leans forward a bit with a serious expression, wearing his usual outfit from the show. The other bigger drawing is Shiro with his arms crossed and a slightly annoyed pout, again wearing his usual outfit. In the two smaller drawings, he's wearing a T-shirt and looks younger, without the white streak in his hair. In one he's shrugging with his eyes closed innocently, and in the other he's leaning forward on a flat unseen surface onto his arms with a smug grin. At the top of the page his name has been written in large letters, and the 'o' has been replaced with a lion's head. /End description]

#marrarts #shiro #takashi shirogane #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld shiro #first art of 2024 woohooo!!!!! #though these are from last year #that shiro on the left is my fave shiro that i've drawn to date #that hand was HELL though #ID by @hilplusterrorss

[dat-soldier]

POV: your date with an androgynous emo boy is going well

#emo #emo boy #convenience store #hand holding #date night #my art

[lo-cinno]

He’s so cute he brought us flowers I love him pls

#the quality and lighting is bad bc I took this using my phone with shaky hands #i cannot handle this #the man on his first face to face meeting with us #told us his real name #complimented us #brought us flowers #im literally bringing put a ring wtf #i love him husband material real except hes so bbg wife #a date with death #lock-ing onto death

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #omegaverse #cause i love to torment you #which bat is the bio parent of the cute little baby and what will they do to try to see thier kid #i keep imagining damian with his katana demanding Danny to hand over Graysons child #or Jason staring listlessly at Danny having a happy upbeat convo with the baby of his hip as he shops at the grocery store #or tim trying to figure out how to 1. tell bernard/Kon/whoever hes dating he has a kid now and 2. how to get close to said kid when the #other parent wants to maul him if he gets too close #also consider if that track down the kid to rhe nest and nearly get mauled #maybe the bio parent can get into the nest sfely due to dannys lizard brain thinking: this is my child. this is thier child. we share a #child. therefore we must be mates. and just lets them in and rubs his sent glands all over the bat before wrapping them in nest #the bats also treat danny like a bioweapon or a walking pheromone bomb and are guarding the perimeter of the building

[weaselmcdiesel]

Hiking with the matesprit

(this was hugely inspired by @/erysium and their gorgeous natural scenes! particularly, this post)

#my art #art #homestuck #fan art #karkat #karkat vantas #nepeta #nepeta leijon #wow. ive. never done a piece like this. at all. wow. #also i feel like it's incredibly easier to color alternia since all the colors are nonsense #i imagine if i had to paint a real life place itd be harder and also wouldnt look as good #this is once again in an au where alternia is cool n fashionable and karkat goes outside #this is my application to work for the hiveswap team <im lying #also i wish there were more resources on the flora of alteria. like serious id love to know what their nature looks like #ofc it's not explicitly katnep but 2 me it is. they r dating always #fun fact if you invert the colors on this the forest turns lovely and green #also karkats about to totally skewer his hand on that tree yeah

[sharpmouth]

#unfortunately cannot find the year for this since its in one of my peanuts anthologies and this one doesnt rly keep track ofpublication date #figured this one goes hand in hand with the lucy ‘i know how joan of arc felt’ panel that went around lol #peanuts #my posts #snoopy #sorry for not scanning it maybe i will later

[sauriurius]

„I am a scorpio, he is a scorpio.“

„I dated a vegetarian once which was challenging.“

„I am not the most approachable human being.“

„If you want a salad with kidney beans, you go get some kidney beans.“

PLEASE never let this man stop talking, I have been cackling at this mans yapping for the last 24 hours

#tim minear you will have to pry lou ferrigno jr from my dead cold hands he needs to stay #that mans​ brain is the definition of adhd #this man really just be yapping #dating a vegetarian was a challenge I am CRYING #he is a scorpio I am a scorpio LOU??? #lou ferrigno jr listens to the question and then answers his own completely unrelated thoughts #911 abc #lou ferrigno jr #I love him #911 show #tommy kinard #kinkley #tevan #bi buck #bucktommy

[chaosinterlude]

“lucifer is sadistic and mean!! he’s so serious and scary!!”

meanwhile,

he’s just a silly man who wishes for a domestic life with his partner and dog <3

#i love silly and soft lucifer #he’s not this serious guy everyone makes him out to be i mean he conducted a necromantic ritual #TO GET HIS DOG BACK #and then introduces said dog to you because you’re important to him <33 #which mirrors the way in which lucifer becomes more open to mc after they become close to his brothers!! #he just wants his favorite people to get along #this devilgram is one of the most precious things i’ve ever seen #family is so important to him!! and it really shone through in this devilgram <33 #and i love incorperating that into my writing as well <3 #gahhh stories that portray lucifer like this (in-game or fan-made) make me so so happy #gently holds him in my hands and shuts up before i ramble on for too long #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me swd #lucifer obey me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

date night! Barnaby planned. well. "planned"

#he got too excited and forgot that dates include doing things #he was too caught up in the euphoria of holding howdys hand #an honest mistake 💅 #it turned out well tho in my mind #they had a nice candlelit (microwaved) dinner on the roof #where barnaby performed a stand-up act he wrote just for their date <3 howdy laughed so hard he knocked over their drinks #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #LaughingStock #OKAY SO IN MY MIND BARNABY LIKE. STRAIGHTENED HIS FUR FOR THAT SLEEK N STYLED LOOK #TO CHARM THE BUG YAKNOW #but now. oogh. i kinda like it a lot #the classic barnaby look.... #im torn between the floof and the fluff.... the way i draw him and the way he Should Be... #anyway im in love with 60s/70s fashion #bring it BACK #i wanna wear campy suits and ascots and flared pants #before anyone says 'what stopping you' uhhh The Fact That No One Makes That Shit #agony.

[nat-ter]

bruce wayne is dating superman. his kids aren't having it, especially since they've been trying to set him up with clark kent from the daily planet.

jason: damn, old man, i know you're hopeless but i didn't think you'd jump the first bone you get

tim: ew but true, bruce. i like superman just fine, but as a step-dad? not so much

damian: do not implicate such ridiculous notion, drake. father may be unreasonable enough to make the mistake of dating the alien, but he will soon realise how ludicrous he is being, besides he isn't stupid to actually marry the alien

jason: i admire your optimism

damian: thank you, zombie-boy

jason: ouch

dick: guys, superman is cool, c'mon *turns to bruce* but seriously bruce, you can do so much better

dick: like clark kent. didn't you say you think he's cute?

bruce, who knows clark kent is superman: *sighs*

*the next city over*

clark kent in the middle of writing an article: *sneezes so violently he almost breaks his chair*

#superbat #batkids #batfam #just writing this to get it out of my head #they're just paranoid bcus they don't have anything on supes aside from what he told the press #clark kent on the other hand has a clean record and #they just don't want bruce to date another soon to be criminal #ig u can also consider this as: #superbat fic ideas

[astaroth1357]

Belphie's got no titties and no ass. I know that we have official art to the contrary, but I refuse to believe this boy is shaped like anything but a bookmark (affectionate).

#soft hair tho #good hands #also a controversial take #chubby levi>swimmer body levi #let my man have some pudge! #at least a lil'muffin top! #he would be so soft!! #think of the thighs!! T^T #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me nightbringer #tw: body image #tw: body talk

[hiphopcherrrypop]

save me bottle blond bass player

#bottle blond bass player.. save me... #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim fanart #spto #todd ingram #lisa miller #maybe they r cousins to me.. #see im thinking and im liking how im thinking #something something lisa wanting to start a band bc she thinks todd is cool for being in a band #timeline wise that doesnt make senseee but idc i ignore that for now! #maybey he just plays bass and she thinks thats cool and awesome #something something todd wanting to act bc he thinks lisa is cool for being on tv #she is booked and busy in hollywood thats why she didnt show up obviii...... #and spoiler alert for coming soon art when i have more time/motivation... lisa + roxie yuri #that one summer pool party art fuels me THEY R HOLDING HANDS 😋😋 a little #but i just realize it gets funnier now bc im imagining roxie being like 'MEET MY NEW GF (¬‿¬)!' #and todd is like 'UR DATING MY COUSIN?!!' #so saddd lisa didnt appear but also it makes sense given no scott 90% of the show #she couldve still ran into kim and made out with her or whatever happned in the comics idk #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #lisa miller i love yuuoooouu #my beautiful angel #her and todd both my princesses #idk how them-being-related hc never crossed my mind til now!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"If PD-MDZS drew He Xuan, would he be a Man or a Fish?"

#Poorly drawn tgcf #tgcf #He Xuan #The promised part two to the He Xuan Saga. #This is the refined and highly selected group of coherant designs #There were many....many more....several pages and sticky notes of grapheme and pen. Ramblings of a visual kind. #I got so stuck on 'sharp forehead'. You are all being saved from the worst of my attempts to figure out what that would look like. #What does it mean. What does it *mean*??? #Btw the reason there's a red star next to no.5 is because that's the winner <3 #At a certain point I started making wild designs in relative jest (and desperation) and something about axolotl He Xuan just... stuck. #I couldn't stop thinking about it...And okay; It works. An amphibian very much goes with his general vibe and themes. #That and for the fact this permits me to draw Shi Qingxuan as an axolotl. Going on axolotl dates. Holding axolotl hands. #And once that image got in my head I knew. #If poorly-drawn-mdzs drew He Xuan; He would be an axolotl.

[sweetsouldhavernas]

Kathryn Janeway and Chakotay on a date attending the luau ↳ Star Trek Voyager: 3x14 - 'Alter Ego'

#kathryn janeway #chakotay #janeway x chakotay #star trek #star trek voyager #startrekdaily #startrekedit #trekedit #scifigifs #cinemapix #cinematv #trekdaily #userthing #dailyflicks #trekgifsblog #otpsource #usersource #my gifs #my posts #mine: jc #convince me this wasnt a date bc all the evidence is here just look at their happy faces #the way they move closer to each other as the scene goes on #the way chakotay follows janeway with his face as she moves #the way janeway takes his arm with BOTH OF HER HANDS and he then takes her hand in his #im on the FLOOR over this whole exchange and they didnt even speak to each other #anyway heres 12 gifs of this scene that no one asked for