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starfxkr · 18 hours

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trailer park!jj and toxic!jj live in the same house… two sides of the same coin. now im thinking ab finally getting fed up with him not locking in with you and making him jealous 🙂‍↕️ he finds out youre getting a little too close to some guy and he peeps it and gets irked. hes older now so hes not as impulsive as he used to be but that doesnt mean he wont do smth. probs embarrasses you in front of said dude as usual. and i like to think about nurse!reader w this one, but he really kicks it up a notch when he takes out one of the women his age that Hates you on a date, cleans himself up pretty well (finking ab whe white tshirt n jeans fit he wore to visit john b in jail mmmhmnnm) and it’s probably the cleanest youve seen him. hes waiting for her outside her trailer on his bike when you see him n youre curious bc… whyre you dressed up if not to see me 😒 n e ways he knows hes got you when you come up to him after tending to your patients for the day n pops the question— his sleazy ass is looking at you above his sunglasses talking about some “‘bouta go on our fifth date, me n her. ‘might just make us exclusive… i got her flowers too ‘cus im a gentleman like that” which sends you into a fury of rage bc THATS what youve been asking for. the dates, flowers, rides on his bike, and most importantly— the title of you being his girl!!?? and hes giving it to some old hag that doesnt deserve him… he plays dirty w the age gap/maturity differences hes soo sick. thank god hes not with kitten bc itd get ugly… but imagining that makes u think hmmnnmm

the way he plays with nurse!reader bc he low-key feels guilty abt stringing you along because youre so smart and got a good head on your shoulders...this is the only thing that can really make you mad and you come to his place raising hell after because you asked for him to BE FUCKIN NORMAL and he wouldn't so you moved on and now he wanna play games????

kitten woulda pushed that trailer into the marsh. no question about it. and of course all her 'irrational behavior' makes him go "see this is why me n you won't work. you're still fuckin young n'stupid." ohhh he shouldnt have said that...she's fuckin all his friends

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #trailer park!jj

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2lurslinger2000 · 3 months

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Yea

Wip!

Edit: just realized a mistake wsaturn im abotu to really so it this time

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omgeto · 8 months

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Incoming... long lost love ex!geto who comes to see you for one last time—on the night that he's going to die.

#this is going to be angsty as hell but LIKE THEYLL BE FLUFF IN IT TOO #BUT ANGST #SINCE IT'LL BE SCORNED!READER #since geto just up and leaves you 10 years ago #the hate fucking will be insane #BUT SINCE THE LOVE IS STILLL THERE AND NEVER LEFT THIGNS GET ALL SOFT AND MUSHY #AND THE CONVOS THAT YOU'LL HAVE THE REMINISCING THE DISCUSSION ON WHY U BROKE UP #ALL THAT GOOD JUICY STUFF #DO U GUYS WANNA SEE THIS SHIT?#IDK WHY IM REALLY ASKING SINCE IM GONNA WRITE IT ANYWAYS #ITS GONNA BE MY BEST WORK YET #LIKE AN ACTUAL FINE CRAFTED PIECE OF WORK #THAT I PROOFREAD AND STUFF #AND LIKE PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO #its the classic 'when he's mean to everyone but you' trope #or the classic 'you know I'll always love you even when you hate me trope'#and readers all like FUCKKK YOU DUDE #since yk I always have to make my reader a bit of a meanie #but then its the 'when you wanna hate him but you just cant'#so... yes #here's a big #★ — emptalkshit!

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 8 months

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SENDING MY FIRST ASK FROM THE NEW BLOG!!!! i feel like i am sending a letter from a new address... crazy. ANYWAY HOW R U TONIGHT!!!! i hope ur havin a good day!!!! kicking my feet like a teenager at a sleepover rn tell me abt ur day who r the blorbos in ur mind rn what kinda art r u workin on lately how's it going friend!!!

HIIIIIII HI HI . HELLO SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG- i mean catboy cellbit!!! . dude i am. dreading the coming week tbh but it is fine !! we will get thru it we will survive!!! i am so sleepytired but alas i also cannot sleep so i may just have another night of reading and music ahead of me . wah. i hope u are hsving a good night <3 IVE BEEN COMPLETELY ART NERFED TOO BTW. my laptop died on me a couple days ago and while i was able to find a new one affordably it will not be here until the 13th 😔 so no digital art from me for a while. sigh. i DID just decorate my new sketchbook with stickers tho so im hoping that will get my brain in gear for traditional art again. AS FOR BLORBOS. oh . u know. the usuals. vash the stampede. zacharie from off . masky marblehornets (also tim marblehornets) . to name three of them.

#who are ur blorbos rn. i dont watch qsmp i think sering ur posts abt it are really funny bc im like. guy walks into the room on fire gif.#i have no idea whats going on in here congratulations and/or my condolences <3 #thank u thank u i love the sleepover vibes. literally had gossip talk w one of my other friends earlier #(name withheld for reasons but if u see this u know who u are and i love u )#so the vibes are so correct #i have 2 work tomorrow :( not looking forward 2 that.#however it IS my last day of my long term overnight job which means i will be able to sleep in my own bed tomoerow night.#this is something i have not done for like. close to a month now. whcih is why ive been sleeping so awfully! so hopefully that fixes me #also have. job interview on wednesday for another aquarium place..#fingers crossed this goes better than my last one but also part of me is kind of hoping it doesnt go well #bc i hate transitional periods and i dont want 2 go thru the moving process again #and i dont want 2 meet a bunch of new ppl all at once again. and do the while job training thing.#alas that is the anxiety talkimg and i do actually want the job bc it would be good for me <3 #sorry it is late and im soooo fucking sleepy so im rambling !!!! do not feel like u have to respond to . gestures vaguely at all that #its blorbo talk time. i desperately want 2 warch more mh right now #however the house im.staying in IS in the middle of the woods and very isolated and i have been so scared and paranoid #so i am OUTTA LUCK sigh. i will simply watch smth silly instead like gg tmph or david attenborough or perhaps spongebob will b on the tv.#asks #friends!!!#false-anachronism #<< oh fuck new url!!! i got like halfway thru typing ur old one before i was like WAIT SHIT.

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8bit-mau5 · 1 year

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What stuff would you most like asks about and/or who’d you most like asks for?

I honestly am Not picky about the asks I get! I love having an opportunity to talk about or for my characters, and it's easier to list what I DON'T enjoy writing for: delving into sexual stuff, having my OCs mocked or having their struggles/etc made into a joke, or in-depth worldbuilding type stuff (i just dont do much of that and have little to say for it). (the only exception may or may not be coming soon. im very. whats the word. i hold what little i created for this world very close to my chest because of unsavory past experiences. so idk if i WILL share my fleet stuff here yet or not..)

I've told some of my friends this already, but seldom do I get any asks and so almost EVERYTHING yall see on my blog are months or even years old. (I am VERY grateful to the people who Have gone out of their way to send me stuff before :’3) I take a while to answer cos I hold onto asks and quite literally ration them out so I can have Something to write for at least once a month askdjhdhdh

That being said I'm happy with anything (so long as they arent the above mentioned stuff). Some characters will lie, some characters will skirt around a subject, but most anything you want to know about my characters and the plots + stories theyre involved in Can be found out through asks. I try REALLY HARD not to put everything about a character on their page but. I get a lil excited to talk abt them lol. Ask them their fave color, their fave music genre, their hobbies, their fears, prod them on sensitive subjects, go wild honestly. Hell you can even just Greet Them TBH

EDIT: FORGOT TO ANSWER THE REST OF THIS UHHH. For WHO is rlly hard cos um. Essentially i get so few that I’d love asks for ALL my trolls at some point. But right now I’d love to be able to use Opal, Kieulo, Geniva, Viserys, Cyrell and Samael’s sprites more. ESPECIALLY the first two.

#asks #dis-asterism #most of the asks in my inbox are to old ask memes #or are things im saving to DRAW something for #most of my asks in here are actually from 2020 and earlier :'3 i even got one from 2018 in here #when u dont get much you end up happy to get most anything askjhdhdhd #sending asks tho? i LOVE pestering ppls ocs about their interpersonal relationships #like a glimpse into their dynamic and seeing someones oc give love to their friends oc. KINDA LIKE WHAT U SAID IN THE TAGS OF MY POAST TBH #its so fun hearing abt the characters perspective. and its rlly rlly cute to me #its easier than asking other people abt lore things and plot stuff cos uh. i cant keep up w/it #i dont do much plotting myself. my guys are kinda just here #nothing happens until i meet someone willing to play with these guys like dolls cos i HATE the act of writing that isnt like. cooperative #hope this makes sense #this is why i dont pair my own OCs together. its not fun #working with and writing with people is where the joy is stored you see #i got a lil long winded but i hope this helps #TYSM for the ask btw

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monsterbisexual · 1 year

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wish i was smashing my coworker(s) w comically large cartoony mallets rn

#one of em (n this is normal for him) showed up an hr n a half late #2 of em who shld have been here 2ish hrs ago didnt show up n apparently also didnt call in #someone in at 1 has already called in (i only know cuz i had to call abt the missing 6am ppl)#so its just been me for like 2 n a half hrs so today will be fucked probably 👍#n the guy whos aaaalways late is makin me so mad rn he almost never has any excuse just like well here he is now #n when hes here he doesnt even like work hard n i get it like he says he doesnt give a shit abt this place #but its likeee i guess no solidarity or sympathy for ur coworkers who are in the same boat huh :/#n i asked if he would do the job i usually do today (partly cuz i even mentioned he says he doesnt care if customers yell at him #n i rly do n shit will be late today so.) but he didnt feel like it ofc n said some shit abt 'logistically'#he shld be doin the other job (paranoid abt talking abt my job in too much detail can u tell lol)#cuz his speed that we can look at is usually faster than mine i assume he meant #n rn so far for the day we have the exact same rate. ok die #sry idk work fills me w rage like not much else tbh #p #rly dont wanna see my dipshit manager when he gets here later either #i just knowww he'll ask why we arent further ahead n ill def be honest ngl #just gotta be civil which is hard for me w him due to i hate him so much

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penisliker-moved · 1 year

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im off work. anyways look at this room

#if u cant see thats confetti All over the everything #bc they decided to have valentines early. how fun. how fun and awesome. How are you so fucking inconsiderate that youd do that shit i had #to fucking pick it all up with my damn hands bc th broom wasnt working on th carpet and it was in such big clumps my fuckjng vacuum couldbt #taje cwre of it. ok .AND THERE WASNT A TIP #I GET THAT ITS MY JOB T FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER DUMBASSES BUT OH MY GDDD WHY WOULD YOU GO OHT OF YR WAY #TO MAKE A BIGGER MESS THAN NECESSARY #i hate guests fucking. gdd #guys name was 2 first names btw. so u know hes evil if th room wasnt enough evidence #LIKE AS IF IT ISNT BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY BOOKED THE HOTTUB ROOM SO I HAD T CLEAN TH DAMN HITTUB. CONFETTI EVERYWHERE!!!! UGHHH #whatevrr . its a little funny pike im mildly anniyed but its also funny. and i had like 3 of my coworkers in there helping me out and #cobitching abt it with me

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carcinized · 2 years

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love gay ppl but oh my god sometimes they are SO annoying ( -a gay person)

#this is a vague about an irl of mine NOT ANYONE HERE. IF U SEE THIS ITS NOT WRITTEN BOUT U #it’s just like Oh my god. just because society isn’t catered to you and you Just Found Out doesn’t mean that you are better than everyone #just bc you’re like. gay. doesn’t mean every opinion u have ever is correct?#it doesn’t mean all your politics are always right?#it doesn’t mean your relationship is automatically Healthy & Going To Last Forever?#just bc you are in a gay relationship doesn’t mean it should be the only thing u care about? other ppl and things exist?#we were talking abt how high school relationships aren’t that consequential bc yk.#the odds r kinda stacked against you and ur a teenager.#the context was us talking about someone else liking someone & we were like but it’s not that big a deal #bc not only is it not rlly our business but also!!! high school relationships usually don’t work out!!!#and this person goes. SO distraught. ‘but not MINE :( WHAT ABOUT MINE GUYS :(‘#w. we weren’t . talking ? about yours ?#but yours is probably codependent anyways & i keep seeing ur bf getting lowkey upset w some of the things u say so.#or like. stop forcing stereotypes on ppl? like u KNOW i don’t like them & yet. & YET.#stop trying to put me into boxes. just bc im queer doesn’t mean i can’t like sports or math. shut UP #(someone mentions basketball) him: imagine watching basketball ✨#THATS LITERALLY SO MEAN JESUS CHRIST? WHY WOULD U SAY THAT. it was small talk dude.. our team just made the finals…#but of course he had to fit this STEREOTYPE of being gay… bc gay ppl HAVE to hate sports & be mentally ill & etc #and his politics are so performative and it’s like. wow you really just Don’t have a grasp on our world do you #stop saying humanity sucks too STOP IT YOURE NOT 14 ANYMORE. 14 YEAR OLDS GET A PASS BUT UR NOT FUCKING 14.#you are so negative & the only times you seem to laugh is when it’s a joke about your trauma or mental illness.#which is fine!! ppl cope with humor no shade!! but when your ONLY material is ‘haha i hate myself’ dude…#i tried soooo hard to befriend this guy. i really did. & i know a lot of it is just bc he’s immature #but like i tried to help u grow up. all year ive been trying. and i think im done now #SORRY FOR ALL THAT THAT GOT UM. LONG. i just habe that pent up inside me rn #that’s not even all of it god. when i write it all out he looks like a dick but in general they’re friendly #so it’s just. weird. but that’s depressed teenagers for you. with the added benefit of oh… im a white gay… im so oppressed…#TBF HES TRANS TOO. BUT WE LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE BEING TRANS IS VERY NORMALIZED. SO LIKE?#like i was talking abt how i was mad abt gun laws not being passed & roe v wade & GENERAL CORRUPTION W/N OUR GOVENRMENT #and he goes. ‘yeah but have u heard about the dont say gay bill in florida?’

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isildheir · 5 months

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Honestly, my abuser saying Louis was just as bad as Lestat or basically implying they hate how people write Lestat off as more abusive than he is or that Louis was just as abusive was a red flag I should've put a lot more stock into.

#The guy was Empathizing with a capital E.#God hold me back cuz I LAUGH at them. Abuser all weh u..abused me..cuz...u called me stupid and annoying when I wouldn't let u leave me #after ur 30239929292th attempt #Youre abusive cuz...u made me feel so unloved when you kept trying to leave me! :'(((#LMAOAOOA yeah if thats abuse then slap my ass and call me sally cuz ill always try to leave you #You fuckin insane psychopath. constantly putting damn words in my mouth and telling ME what i ACTUALLY mean #you dont care about anything i have to say. you need to be the one slighted to justify why you feel so offended 24/7.#dude u wanna be a fucking victim so bad then fuckin be my guest u fuckin miserable sick sad sack of absolute dog shit #always calling me a liar and putting me on the podium to state my case infinite times till you hammered me into gaslighting myself #to support your interpretation. go to hell.#you are chronically miserable for a reason. and you will NEVER find reprieve in that. EVER. just as you deserve.#YOU made me start therapy because of the CONSTANT confusion and emotional trauma i endured with you.#YOU made me cry all the time at work.#YOU gave me chest pains and difficulty breathing. just seeing YOUR DAMN NAME on my phone gave me panic attacks #YOU did so much FUCKED UP SHIT to me and you NEVER ACCEPTED ANY REALITY BUT ME HURTING YOU ON PURPOSE #you literally tell me 24/7 i dont care about you and i would drop THOUSANDS of dollars on you #AND FUCKIN WATCH UR SHOWS 3 TIMES IN A ROW #AND CALL AND TEXT U EVERY NIGHT. SIT AND HELP YOU PREP FOR JOB INTERVIEWS.#I DREW UR DAMN OC SO OFTEN HE PRACTICALLY BECAME MY MOST DRAWN CHARACTER #I DID SO MUCH TO SHOW U I CARED. BE IT GIFTS. MONEY. BE IT TIME. BE IT HELPING IN #UR VTUBING CAREER U WANTED TO START.#BE IT SPENDING NIGHTS SOMETIMES TILL 6AM JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE OKAY.#I JUST. DID. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE. SUFFER. BURN IN HELL.#I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL NEVER STOP HATING YOU.#I GAVE YOU SO MUCH. I WAS HAPPY TO TOO. WHAT A FOOL I WAS. NOTHING I DID WAS EVER ENOUGH. YOU ALWAYS HAD TO FUCKIN COMPARE #OR GET JEALOUS WHEN I SPENT ONE SECOND WITH ANYONE ELSE #U NEEDED TO GRILL ME FOR EVERYTHING #ASK WHO I WAS WITH #NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING JUST IN CASE IT WAS SOMEONE YOU DIDNT LIKE #UR FUCKIN ABSURD. UR INSANE. ROT IN HELL. FUCKIN GET TORN APART DOWN THERE. I HOPE YOU SUFFER. I WANT TO WATCH. I WILL LAUGH.

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crossbackpoke-check · 6 months

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i’m not sure if you’ve heard yet but nico’s tattoo is all of his family members’ astrological signs smushed together which is so… i’m obsessed

NO I HAD NOT HEARD!!!!! (partially because tumblr decided i was not to see people’s asks??)

oh my god. oh my god. that is so unbelievably. actually i take it back it is incredibly believable and i love that for him

#what is this fucking update. guys i hate it here i hate the stupid little circle buttons i don’t Like It they’re the wrong shape #and WHY are you eating all my asks!!! have you been eating them!!! i don’t know when this is from i’m so sorry!!#anyway.#hi anon. i love you. i love when i ask questions and then you guys come to my inbox and tell me things this is my favorite way to learn #(yell into the void and the void is like uhhhh oh yeah bud we got you)#the way in which i full mouth open BEYONCÉ???? meme’d myself. i wanted to function for the next ??? hours and now i will NOT oh my god #liv in the replies #guys i don’t even have an appropriate rxn meme for this. what can i do when i can’t even use my brain approved ask format (comment & meme)#DID I POST THE YOJ THINK I’M SMALL POST OR IS IT STILL IN MY DRAFTS #i know my thirst tags about nico’s sister from like. two years ago are still in my drafts sorry but i love the way nico is with his family #nice to see good family dynamics!!! they all seem like really talented and lovely people!!! i’m going to throw away the part of my brain #that just rapid fire went ‘nico’s mom is an olympian right she’s an olympic swimmer ellen’s an olympian right or at least high level player #where’s my nico’s mom & ellen narratives y’all are sleeping on that’ NO ONE IS SLEEPING ON IT you’re just vibrating at a nonsense frequency #aka i will be dragged kicking & screaming into nicojack & in the process will be getting my grubby little hands on any adjacent narratives #moral of the story: thank u i love you i will use this information for evil (think about it & hurt my own feelings)#it is Nico Hour on the blog now. we will be releasing a bunch of nico posts from my drafts in honor of this ask #[also in honor of me having the devs game on while i work]

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thisishaskins · 9 months

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a e dub is super progressive and its very impressive how queer leaning/vocally accepting everyone is especially bc a lot of people on the roster kind of identify queerly etc. but also the misogyny is on another level like i get so taken out of it when everyones having fun and then a guy has to say some horrible ass shit about a woman to make himself look good like what a way to remind femme people that they will never be fully realized in that space

#AHHHHHHHH #in general this is something that really just infuriates me especially w how casually its just thrown around #sorry i was just in the jb tag and saw that promo where hes like im bangin the hottest bitch etc and im like ???? i know u are bad on the #mic but come on resorting to those tactics for a cheap pop? bro shes not even here #like she has nothing to do w the character work or the story u guys havent even been seen onscreen together why are u saying this for #its like u know he got nervous and just wanted to say somethingto make him look like a heel #jeez sorry i feel like im just going off but my brother does this in real life too and im just angry about it i guess #i just hate feeling like theres never actually real space for me as a queer person who doesnt see themselves as particularly fem

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emphistic · 23 days

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Bf!Sukuna who sometimes calls you 'girlfriend' — and not in a flamboyant way

"Girlfriend, c'mere."

"What do you want, girlfriend?"

"Sure, girlfriend."

Bf!Sukuna who loves having your lips on his; he'll just randomly come up to you and slot his lips against yours without a word

Bf!Sukuna who walks around the house shirtless, and teases you by saying, "You should try it out," only to get a pillow thrown at his head

Bf!Sukuna who would pause his video game just for you

Bf!Sukuna who is actually super clingy, and cannot function without having you in a foot radius — but will never admit it

"I'm going to go get groceries now."

"I'll come with you," he said, immediately standing up from the couch.

"I thought you hated errands."

Sukuna shrugged, "'m bored."

Bf!Sukuna who spits in your food when you're not looking

Bf!Sukuna who, when he can't sleep, will just stare at you — a few times, you've woken up to his creepy crimson eyes staring back at you, and you socked him in the jaw

Bf!Sukuna who claims to hate your music, but whenever you two are in the car, he'll always let you handle the aux

Bf!Sukuna who purposely forgets to do your laundry so he can see you be forced to wear his clothes instead

Bf!Sukuna who is the king of keeping eye contact

Bf!Sukuna who'll hover around while you do your makeup and just ask random questions

"What does that do?"

"Why the fuck is it shaped like that?"

"It's almost as big as my dick."

Bf!Sukuna who steals your things and raises them above his head where you can't reach just to mess with you

Bf!Sukuna who never gets cold, and while that may seem like a good thing in the winter because you have a personal heat generator, it is the absolute worst during the summer — you have to ban cuddling because Sukuna is just too damn warm

Bf!Sukuna who doesn't help you bring in groceries, even if your hands are full

Bf!Sukuna who ignores you for the rest of the day if you forget to give him a good morning kiss, or good morning text (if you guys are temporarily apart)

Bf!Sukuna who is good at everything he touches

— a/n: kinda irrelevant if you ask me, but I just had to include this

Bf!Sukuna who pretends to forget if you guys have planned a date together

Bf!Sukuna who gets a hard-on when he sees your angry face; he loves having you pull on his ear and drag him away to a secluded area to hear you yell at him — he thinks you sound so sexy and look so hot

Bf!Sukuna who isn't above doing extreme pda when he sees someone staring at your ass

Bf!Sukuna who whines about going to work, claiming it's boring, but in reality: he just doesn't want to leave you — or vice versa: he doesn't want you to leave for work

Bf!Sukuna who swears up and down he doesn't want kids and hates children, but when he sees you taking care of his little brother Yuuji, he finds himself doing a mental 180°

Bf!Sukuna who goes into a trance staring at your ass

Bf!Sukuna who has no purpose for an Instagram account: you forced him to make one — he never posts on there, but when does, it's only pictures of you and occasionally him and you

Bf!Sukuna who has a drum set in your guys' shared apartment, but refuses to play it for anyone but you, and even then, he only plays to annoy you or wake you up from your nap

Bf!Sukuna who permanently quit smoking when he saw you plugging your nose near him

Bf!Sukuna who enjoys chasing you around the apartment, sometimes with a knife in hand just to make you extra scared

Taglist: @starlets-things @sad-darksoul @mochimoee @r0ckst4rjk (pls lmk if u only want to be tagged in my boy nextdoor series or all of my work) @lillycore

#sukuna x reader #ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna fluff #sukuna headcanons

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luveline · 4 months

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Hi idk if u have already written this if u have pls igonore but what about the first time bombshell reader calls Spencer beautiful?

fem, 1k

“Gideon has a new prodigy.”

Your head rises of its own accord. “Yeah?”

“He's younger than you. Twenty three, I think Hotch said. Fresh out of college, two degrees and working on a third? Or maybe he was getting his doctorate? I couldn't keep up.” Morgan shakes his head in disapproval. “Overeducated and under-experienced. He failed his physicals. The ones he took, anyways.”

“Ooh, ouch. A baby on the team before me,” you joke with a smile. “Genius baby, but a baby.”

Morgan smiles when you smile, he's too nice not to, but he picks up soon enough, crossing his arms where he's stood and wrinkling what was once a finely steamed suit jacket. “I don't know what Gideon's thinking.”

“Does anyone ever know what he's thinking? What's Hotch say about it all?”

Morgan reads what you're typing from over your shoulder and corrects a mistake. One day you won't need his help, but for now you take as much of it as you can get. You're not too proud to acknowledge when you mess up, you're a realist. Super sensible (in mind if not action).

“Hotch lets Gideon do what he wants, mostly. What can you do when he's one of the originals?” Morgan leans heavily onto his desk by the forearms and shrugs. You’re similar in this regard; complain, move on. You're similar in other ways, too. That's why you get along.

“Well, I want to meet this guy,” you say. “We'll be teammates just as soon as Strauss stops hating me. I'm one strategic boxed bouquet from a full pardon.” He laughs and touches your arm like he believes you. “Is he around?”

“Here they are now.”

You spin in Morgan's desk chair slowly. Jason Gideon is stalking through the office with his head in the contents of a manilla envelope, while a new face follows behind him talking a mile a minute.

“Obviously,” you hear Gideon interrupt as they get close enough. “Agent Morgan can explain that to you. Don't overthink it, Spencer, just try to get through it.”

He doesn't acknowledge you nor Morgan as he leaves Spencer and hurries up the steps leading to his and Hotch's offices. You aren't expecting much else from him. What little Gideon knows about you he doesn't like. If you ever get over the Strauss hurdle, it's him you'd have to convince next. You don't watch him cross the landing, your gaze focused on the man making his timid way toward you. Your lips part briefly, and then quirk into an overjoyed smile.

“Oh, you're beautiful,” you say without thinking.

He frowns at you.

“Reid,” Morgan interrupts, “This is Y/N L/N. She works in the sex crimes division. As you can imagine, we get a lot of crossover.” You stand, holding out your hand. “Y/N, this is Spencer Reid.”

“I don't shake. Sorry.”

You press your hand to your chest. “Oh, that's okay. I shouldn't assume…” Your voice melds into a silkiness that has his shapely brows furrowing further, “It's nice to meet you, Spencer Reid. You're really pretty, do you know that?”

Spencer peeks at Morgan quickly, who laughs good-naturedly. “She's serious, Reid. She's not making fun of you.”

“You'd know,” Spencer says. It isn't malicious, but it isn't exactly friendly, either.

You twist to frown at Morgan deeply. “Morgan, you're not being nice to him?”

“I'm being plenty nice, sweetheart, but this is how it works. I gotta haze him a little.”

“No, you don't.” You tip your cheek toward your shoulder to look at Spencer through your lashes. “He pretends to be worse than he is, I promise. But don't let him neg you, okay? You're smarter than he is–”

“Hey.”

“–and he's used to being the office pretty boy. It's jealousy, nothing else,” you finish. Spencer really is gorgeous now you're close enough to see his eyes. A brown like caramelised sugar tented by dark, dark eyelashes. When he smiles, the very slightest hint of teeth shows, and it makes him even prettier. You endeavour to make him smile again. “Sorry if I'm coming off a little strong. It's not my intention.”

“She's just nervous. You have everything she wants,” Morgan says.

You sigh forlornly. “Oh, doesn't he?” Spencer's confused pout is even cuter than his smile. “Getting into the BAU is about as easy as walking on water.”

“For a human,” Spencer says. “Easier if you're smaller. Like a water strider.”

There's a silence. Morgan is aghast, you think. You're in love.

“Yeah?” you ask, stars in your eyes as his own spark to life.

“Because water strider's can transfer their weight, but also due to their hydrofuge hairpiles. Their microhairs.” He catches himself, measuring your expression carefully. “Did you really wanna know?”

“Do you wanna get a cup of coffee and tell me about it?” you ask.

His lips part as yours had when you first saw him.

He's prevented from answering as Hotch's office door opens and the man himself walks out near the railing. “Good, you’re here. I have something to talk to you about.”

You grin at him. “I'd love to chat, Agent Hotchner, but I'm getting to know your new protégé.”

“I see.” He waits.

You would ignore him —Hotch has a soft spot for you (or rather, he likes you enough to put up with you, which is more than can be said about other members of his division) and he'd shrug off your dismissal— but you're really keen to hear what he has to say. Perhaps Strauss has changed her mind about your proposed trail basis with the team.

“I'm so sorry,” you say to Spencer, immediately re-dazzled by his pretty, lovely face. “It was really nice to meet you, Spencer Reid. Maybe next time you can tell me more about it.”

You give Morgan a quick thank you for the help with your paperwork and trust him to log out of your emails. In your rush up the stairs, you hear a wisp of conversation.

“Was she messing with me?”

Morgan laughs. “No, kid. That's how she is.”

"Oh... She's nice."

"You have no idea."

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rosyblooom · 11 days

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love (to hate) u | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem!reader A/N: hey! love this idea sm!! hope it's as u imagined :)

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cetoddle · 1 year

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hair post just got me pissed off again abt my job not letting me dye my hair or get more piercings

#it kinda makes sense why they wouldn't let like. reception or admin have fun #i disagree completely that dyes hair and tattoos and such are 'unprofessional' but i do understand that's still a thing #for some reason.#but like. i work in cleaning. why do I need 2 be professional !!#i do cleaning at night there isn't even anybody in the fucking building !!#ppl dont give a shit abt u when ur a cleaner anyways i don't think having cool hair would make them look down on me anymore than they a #already do u know #i wanna say i get why they don't let nurses have fun but actually i dont #cause if i'm sick and dying personally i don't give a shit what the person helping me looks like #i wanna work at a library and i learned recently #that MOST libraries esp public ones let u have dyed hair and piercings and tattoos and shit #which as much as i hate being employed in general that just makes me wanna work at one even more ;-;#there's a guy @ my local public library with sleeves and knuckle tattoos and shit #it makes me happy when i see ppl allowed to like have fun and be human beings despite being employed u know #idk. okay.#i'm cranky i'm ready 4 the weekend #snow.txt

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me n my dumbasses | charles leclerc x fem! driver! reader x pierre gasly

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