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#don't kill the messenger
spill-the-teaa · 11 months
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Keefe (on imparter): Hey sophie you should come over
Sophie: can't, hiding a body
Keefe: but my dads not home
Sophie: Yeah I know
Keefe:
Sophie: I wonder why
Keefe: *hangs up*
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dykefaggotry · 7 months
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we have GOT to bring back the concept of crackshipping bc if I see one more pair of white men look at each other on television only to get on tumblr and see essays about how actually that was the director telling us they're in love and how if they don't become canon it was queerbait...... I'm gonna lose it
you can ship anything it doesn't have to be backed up by canon. loki and mobius don't have to kiss on screen for you to write fics abt them kissing I promise.
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lucyshypemaster · 10 months
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it actually hurts me to know that keefe will never be the same person he was in book 1
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copper-skulls · 8 months
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(just, at this point) Courier
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the-rogue-dragon · 1 year
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@westerosiqueens​ continues from here;
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          🔥HE SNORTED AT HER ANSWER and thought about if it was worth being honest with her or not. For the moment he decided to ignore her accusation about being drunk. “It’s an honest question.” He shot then. “Not that I will truly believe your answer, but ever since we were forced in this marriage, I’ve wondered what were you expecting of me.” It was probably the first time he was not yelling at her, and just actually curious. He had to thank his brother for being forced to spend that night with his Bronze Bitch.
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anas-tasiaa · 2 years
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[ V after ending - Forgive/Judge ]
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There's one thing about V after ending that bothers me. Not to mention that the ending itself seems to be revolve more about Rika than V himself. That's one thing, another thing is:
Keeping a secret about Saeran.
At first, I simply dismissed it because I believe V would benefit from some alone time to gather his thoughts and regain his confidence. (This is before I realise V is also looking after Saeran.)
But after I have got both of his endings, what bothered me is the fact that V kept himself isolated in a location that was inaccessible to either the C&R company's security unit or even Saeyoung. I know he wants to treat Saeran's wounds while also keeping him- away from his brother for a while to lessen the conflict if they must meet face to face. But I'm not sure if it's necessary to keep his whereabouts and Saeran hidden from Saeyoung and the RFA. He could tell he'd need some time to recover and let go of his past while also assisting Saeran in his healing process.
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Saeyoung was the one who suffered the most! 😭 We've all seen him lose his grip on reality and almost lose himself, wanting to avenge Saeran's death and even considering suicide. That is not something to be taken lightly. He's almost dead! Without Vanderwood's pity and mercy, and the help from the RFA, Saeyoung would have died without even knowing that his little brother was still alive, somewhere far away. Isn't it better for V to tell Saeyoung ahead of time not to worry about Saeran and to promise him that he and Saeran will return if everything goes well? It would not only put Saeyoung at ease, but it would also make him happy that his brother is safe.
Not to mention that keeping this a secret would be difficult for Jumin. Jumin is already under pressure as a result of Rika and V's decision to "disappear" for two years without saying anything. Jumin now feels responsible for his friend's actions toward Saeyoung, and we can all see that Jumin is doing everything he can to bring Saeyoung back into line and prevent him from making a risky decision. I know that at some point, at the end, V will return with Saeran, all safe and sound, but there are many possibilities for bad things to happen if it is kept a secret in the first place.
Consider that if Vanderwood actually pulled the trigger and shot Saeyoung, or if Saeyoung truly took his revenge, everything would go horribly wrong before V's return with Saeran. Not only would this endanger Saeyoung's life, but it would also result in Saeran losing his brother for the second time. Saeyoung has been depressed for two years, not making any jokes and living an empty life, just going through the motions of life like an emotionless human.
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samwilsonsleftpinky · 2 years
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this might be a hella unpopular opinion, but i loved season 3 of umbrella academy🧍🏼‍♀️
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pennedwithpassion · 2 years
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Re:
https://at.tumblr.com/nos3um/im-going-to-have-another-photoshoot-again-and/m9rhmdthvi4t
Oh how you tease...
Such cruelty...such indifference to the suffering encumbered by having to worship your delectable-ness from afar
I hope you're happy with yourself.
-Spot
How did I tease this? @nos3um is the one threatening us all with her stunning glory. I am yet another innocent bystander crushed by her delectable-ness!
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fragmentedblade · 2 months
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"I am sure Destiny's Slave already told you that the swords of mortals are incapable of killing someone with the flesh of an Emanator"
I kept thinking that the wording at times make it seem as if Blade were an Emanator of Abundance
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tricebred · 10 months
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astonmartinii · 1 month
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it must be a sign | oscar piastri social media au
pairing: oscar piastri x fem deaf! red bull engineer!reader
when the two most unbothered people in the paddock combine their joint powers to be the it couple
request sent by the lovely @bibissparkles xx
author's note: heyyy so many of you won't know but i am actually deaf - i am 50% deaf in both ears and wear hearing aids so i love requests like this! (all i do most of this stuff as a deaf person, turning off your hearing aids >)
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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yourusername: you can't complain about the dutch national anthem when you can just turn your hearing aids off
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user1: the way max's engineer is as sick of that damn song as us
user2: turning off her hearing aids makes how bored she looks during podiums make sense
yourusername: it was a banger during the mercedes dominance but would it kill someone to play the australian anthem
danielricciardo: i knew you missed me
yourusername: sure, jan.
user3: her and max signing slay to each other will always be so personal to me
maxverstappen1: gonna pretend you didn't just say that
yourusername: boo hoo babe, you gotta lose something sometimes
user4: babe? are the flowers from max?
maxverstappen1: would rather choke on my own spit and fall into a pit of snakes, hope this helps ❤️
yourusername: rude! i wouldn't want flowers from you either :(
user5: i swear we get into this argument every weekend, i think people will still assume they're together until their married to other people
liamlawson30: stop using me as a messenger pigeon please and thank you
yourusername: but i thought red bull gave you wings?
liamlawson30: do not use a pr answer against me 🤨
yourusername: no comment
liamlawson30: choke.
yourusername: idk what's going on in the red bull junior academy but spit in helmut's coffee not mine
user6: y/n consistently giving all the red bull guys shit is my favourite thing ever
user7: the amount of times the sky broadcast has caught her waving them off or taking her hearing aids out lol
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oscarpiastri: switched four tyres for two this weekend
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user11: you can't distract us with your slutty bike pics WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
landonorris: A WOMAN? A WOMAN? IS THAT A WOMAN OSCAR JACK PIASTRI?
oscarpiastri: yeah i'm pretty sure
landonorris: don't play smart with me buster - why was i not informed?
oscarpiastri: i don't ask to be informed of every time you get rejected in the instagram dms
landonorris: FAKE NEWS
oscarpiastri: okay buddy
user12: i be seeing the sign language book, oscar you are so real for that
user13: that's my king, i need a oscar and y/n link up in the paddock - my unbothered queens
user14: she's in the likes !!!!!!
logansargent: oh we've entered the soft launch phase i see
oscarpiastri: and what?
logansargent: someone is feeling defensive this morning, dude i won't tell i've already kept it a secret for so long
landonorris: HE KNOWS? DOES BEING YOUR TEAMMATE MEAN NOTHING?
oscarpiastri: he's my childhood best friend?
logansargent: there's levels to this game norris
landonorris: @oscarpiastri consider yourself UNDER SURVEILLANCE
oscarpiastri: okay girly
user15: oscar has the patience of a saint, the mystery gal may want to rethink it before having to deal with them all
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yourusername: unrelaxed, unbothered, moisturised ✨
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user18: queen SHIT THAT AIN'T SHIT
user19: but this mystery man IS
maxverstappen1: yeah sorry about that... but at least boyfy has made his instagram debut?
yourusername: about time, he's too sexy to gatekeep
maxverstappen1: well i'm not going to agree out of respect for you
yourusername: so you don't think he's sexy? i might not be able to hear but HE CAN MAX BE NICE
maxverstappen1: first of all it's a text, second of all i've been way too nice to him
yourusername: he beat you in padel fair and square you're just SHIT AT IT ❤️
maxverstappen1: you know that's a sore subject WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT UP
user20: my queen was really like you wanna tell me to fuck off? oh here's my sexy boyfriend
user21: jos verstappen really didn't know who he was tangling with that gal may be chill but she doesn't take shit
user22: she's like a female version of oscar lol
user23: i knew there was a reason i liked her
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danielricciardo: why am i left out of everything these days?
yourusername: snooze you lose
danielricciardo: I AM AWAKE REPLY TO MY TEXTS
danielricciardo: I JUST SAW YOU PUT YOUR PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB
yourusername: protecting my peace
danielricciardo: i'm on to you buster
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri: overjoyed to get my first (proper) win in formula one and even more overjoyed to have my amazing girlfriend (and even better engineer) up on the podium with me
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user27: so this was the special occasion?
user28: so this is why she said she wanted the australian national anthem over the dutch one?
user29: this is now my roman empire
yourusername: babe is so fucking good and i'm so fucking proud
oscarpiastri: i'm so glad to have been able to share this moment with you
yourusername: you deserve this and more, i love you
oscarpiastri: i love you too xx
user30: wait so oscar knows so much more sign language than i thought
user31: he looked so excited and even mark knows some
logansargent: he forced (we were happy to do so) me, mark and his family to learn as soon as he secured the date lol
oscarpiastri: and now we're all so cool because of it
logansargent: cool and able to chat shit without people knowing what we're saying
yourusername: best bit about it tbf (everyone please learn, it's a beautiful language)
landonorris: I KNEW IT
oscarpiastri: no you didn't
landonorris: no i didn't :( i'm hurt
oscarpiastri: if it's any consolation, we didn't tell many people, max and logan are exceptions
landonorris: WHY WAS I NOT AN EXCEPTION???
yourusername: boo hoo
landonorris: i'm not gonna say anything back to that you kinda scare me
yourusername: good ❤️
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yourusername: me and a racewinner (and our world champion third wheel)
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user32: fave trio in the paddock no competition
logansargent: logan erasure
yourusername: we love you logan, sunday roast at mine this weekend ❤️
logansargent: SCORE
user33: every time you post there's a new plushie
yourusername: we usually get one to commemorate a big weekend and we both got one for osc's first win
user34: that's so FUCKING CUTE
oscarpiastri: it's all fun and games until you don't fit in the bed because y/n feels too bad to put any of them on the floor
yourusername: they have FEELINGS OSCAR
oscarpiastri: she cried one time when max set off the smoke alarm cooking breakfast and the bed alarm shook so bad that all of them were thrown to the floor
yourusername: it was HARROWING but it also did wake me up so at least we know it works
maxverstappen1: actually my favourite couple to third wheel, but enjoy it while it's here osc, i won't lose again
yourusername: yeah sorry osc it's actually my job to help max win so you're gonna have to wait for him to retire if i have anything to do with it
oscarpiastri: not even for me :(
yourusername: sorry not sorry (i'm really sorry, i love you so much)
oscarpiastri: i love you too even if you won't sabotage max for my race :(
maxverstappen1: okay i know i said you guys are cute but that's enough for today
yourusername: we ARE cute thank you
oscarpiastri: the CUTEST
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fin.
note: heheheheh i hope you enjoyed this, i love requests like this xx also on the comment about the bed alarm i had one in uni halls and when the alarm went off that baby SHOOK it was kinda scary
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yaekiss · 1 year
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every time I need to do a call for work purposes I die a little inside
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kitschd · 1 year
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un-prompted asks
anon says:  David, do you have any good birthday memories?
Did he ever.  Strap in, because it was quite a story. 
“Okay, so going up, my mom and I didn’t have a lot of money and I had always been good with just staying home, making a cake, ordering a pizza, and doing a movie night.  Well, for my fifteenth birthday, mom wanted to do something nice for once. We couldn’t afford Disneyland and we didn’t have a lot of family and friends, so we couldn’t have a quince, so she took to take me to Casa Bonita for dinner.  One had just opened up in Heywood and not gonna lie, it was the best birthday I ever had.”
“The food was awful and the only thing edible were those sopapillas. Guy in a gorilla suit wouldn’t stop bothering me. Many of the attractions there were obviously aimed at younger kids, like the cave and puppet show, but those cliff divers, arcade, and stunt show were pretty nova.  Mom was embarrassed that she couldn’t afford anything nicer but I reassured her that I was having a good time. Still have those old timey photos somewhere too. That was also the night she gifted me this.”
He proudly hold up his gold cross chain necklace, smiling at it fondly.  “One of my most prized possessions.”  He never checked to see if it was real gold or not, but he could care less if it was.  
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rui-drawsbox · 3 months
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remembering the most memorable mc's (with canon appearences) from the otomes i played
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all of them are phone games btw. and looong rambling about the games after the cut!
Mystic messenger has been in my radar since i was in elementary school but i played it for the first time after the spanish traslation came out (2017 i think?) Seven shaped my type in such a specific way that im not really sure why loved him so much (it was the whole "he loves you in every route" stuff). I like a lot the default mc, most of the fandom did and that was enough to won me over
Rosa is top tier protagonist tbh, Tears of Themis has really good story and characters (as far i played, not a lot but i enjoyed it) The reason i'm not that much of a fan is bc the game is expensive asf and not very free to play friendly. You're either lucky or have a big wallet with the gacha
i miss my wife man(Marius)
Ephemeral has to be one of the best free to play otomes i've played tbh (if my memories aren't tricking me, it's been years) Good artwork, good storyline, good characters and as far i remember you can unlock one chapter of the character route per day (mabye two days, idk) and the mc's background has an important role in every route (she's a zombie! she's pretty now but eventually will fall apart, aaaaand her story gets expanded in one of the routes!) ((shes also adorable)) There's also a sequel, if you wanted more of the boys! never finished it but i'd recommend it
Honorable mentions! Huellitas Mágicas is a great game! has a really good cast with well fleshed arcs for all the characters, even the scondary ones! The game shines more for the development of *all* the characters rather than just the protagonist/ml. The main theme is overcoming insecurities! Each love interest has a different way of helping our (very insecure) protagonist and helping different characters with their own struggles :DD
10/10 i recommend this game if you want something cute and can be finished in a few hours, if i remember right. It also has a sequel! with like- 12 new love interests, also never finished it bc i didnt found a guide that worked for me but ñek
A3! is my canon event as a gacha player. Discovered the english/global server, tried it and got bored, left it for a few months, tried it again and fell in love, noticed the game was going to shut down bc low sales -HAHA :(-. This is not a otome btw, this is here bc Izumi has to be one of my favorite protagonists in gacha games ever
last but not least! Obey me! Shall we date? oh dear, what have they done to you :(. The original had intense powercreep to force you to pull cards -multiple times bc that makes them stronger- and even now, the company showed a lot of favoritism to some characters, leaving others to dust bc they don't make the same money. Not to say, they released a new game with the same cast and new main story (ignoring all what happend before). And let me say: THEY LITERALLY WANTED TO KILL THE ORIGINAL GAME.
Nightbringer might be a decent game but i don't trust the devs anymore, i still remember what happend with Asmo's birthday right after the release, and honestly i don't want to sit there watching how they disrespect my favorite characters again and again and again. Loved the characters hated the devs. 5/10 you can play it if you want but i don't recommend spending money on it, it's not worth it, just search #obey me here in tumblr and enjoy the amazing fanworks that i can assure you have a lot more love than the game itself
i miss my wife man (mammon and levi)
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libraryraccoon · 2 months
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A Penguin And The Angel Of Death
Gift for : @deadghosy
Gender : Penguin
Pronouns : They/Them
Message of Raccoon : I just really wanted to write Azrael with Penguin!Reader, so I try.
TW : bad english, english isn't my first language.
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How you met Azrael is a mystery for everyone.
Azrael had heard about Heaven and Hell fighting over a penguin, and he decided to go check it out.
"So you're the famous Penguin." -Azrael, seeing you for the first time.
Friendship. Instantly.
He was your platonic soulmate.
I can see Azrael taking you flying with him. Imagine being a normal angel or demon, looking up and seeing the angel of death flying, holding a penguin in his arms.
The day of the trial, you and Azrael were watching everything from the sidelines, eating popcorn.
“Do you think they know you’re going to stay with me ?” -Azrael, watching the scene while eating popcorn, amused.
You made a penguin noise that can be translates as "Sshh, this is starting to get interesting." -Penguin!Reader, watching the scene like a TV novela.
Azrael speaks penguin. Don't ask how, he just do it.
"Guardship returns to.." Sera paused, either in disbelief or to be dramatic. “Azrael ?!” Certainly the first.
“Yo bitch.”
They looked at him as if they were seeing him for the first time- they hadn't even noticed him.
"WHAT ?! BUT HE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM !" -Lute.
You worried for a second for Azrael's safety before remembering that he was the Angel of Death and that he was in no danger.
Lucifer looks at his brother, feeling betrayed that he is taking one of his children away from him.
Azrael walked out of the room with you in his arms, happy of the trial he saw today.
Azrael is like your cool dad who takes you everywhere with him and takes you wherever you want.
Azrael can go to Heaven, Hell or even Earth just with a snap of his fingers, say your destination and he'll take you there with no problem.
You often go to Hell and Heaven because you are attached to the people that are there.
Azrael only leaves you alone with Lucifer or Emily.
Lucifer is basically your uncle who babysits you all the time.
You have met Big G and the other archangels. I don't make the rules, as soon as Azrael won your guardship, he introduced you to the rest of the family.
You are the archangels' favorite nephew and Big G's favorite grandchild.
I just know that you and Big G spent hours on grandpa-grandchild outings. You go to the beach, get ice cream, play jokes on others... until Azrael comes to pick you up.
I headcanon that you help Gabriel in his work as a messenger.
It was you who passed the message of Sir Pentious being in Heaven to Charlie, telling her that redemption was possible.
It was your first message, Gabriel and Azrael were very proud of you after you managed to successfully transmit it.
They had a party to celebrate it.
No one can fuck with you.
Literally, you have Azrael, Big G and all the archangels on your side. Upsetting you/being on your bad side is a death sentence.
Lute and Adam are so disgusted that Azrael stole you - like you can feel their jealousy at 3000km/h.
Azrael just smiled at them before calling you “his son/daughter/child” in front of them just to piss them off.
And it works.
I can see Alastor trying to make a deal with Azrael for you to stay at the Hotel, Azrael just looks at him like "Really now ?"
Needless to say, it never worked and if it wasn't for you, he would have already killed the deer demon.
The angels find it adorable that the fearsome angel of death is walking around with a little Penguin, it's just too cute for them.
Family dinners are ✨️beautiful✨️
Beautiful in the sense that it's chaotic and it's never bored.
Usually family dinners are you, Big G, Azrael, Lucifer, Charlie, and the other archangels.
But one day you invited Emily, Sera, Adam and Lute to join you..
Let's say you weren't bored during all the dinner.
The best moments are those of hugs.
Hugs with Azrael are the best because he wraps his wings around you while carrying you. It's so quiet and peaceful that it puts you to sleep, which is very useful especially when you can't fall asleep.
Hugs with the whole family are... interesting ?
I mean, from the outside it looked like a mess of nameless feathers-
You are always in the middle of family hugs.
Azrael almost executed all the exterminators after learning about the extermination that was directed against the hotel when you were in it..
LET ME CANONIZE PROTECTIVE!DAD!AZRAEL.
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the-rogue-dragon · 1 year
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@alyrys​ continues from here;
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          🔥THE PRINCE SAID NOTHING AS SOON AS SHE TURNED on her heels, one of his hands reached over - at the same time that he shortened the distance between them. His hand fidning her chin as he carefully forced her head up, green-purple eyes bore into hers, before he finally kissed her deeply. His free hand found itself being wrapped around her waist, as he pulled her flush against his frame.
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