#dont microwave mayonnaise

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nie Huaisang: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.

Jiang Cheng: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

#dont microwave mayonnaise #incorrect wwx #incorrect the untamed #incorrect wei wuxian #gusu lan trio #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #incorrect the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect wangxian

[kindlyfunkn]

i told my sister she should not cough so much when trying to throw up bc it can increase chances of aspiration, for more success she could start heaving from the stomach

"yeah well i dont know how to do that🙄"

what? heave? yse your abdominal muscles? are you fucking stupid?

#istg she comes home says shes sick and acts like she's never been sick a day in her life #she gets pissy when i offer advice bc what else tf am i supposed to do here #now she complains about no food being ready 'im so tired i was working all day then johanna wanted to hang out n get bubble tea' ok? #theres leftovers from the other day HEALTHY STUFF theres vegetables and chicken you can put in the fucking microwave 30 secs boom supper #and theres tuna i mixed with mayonnaise there on the counter and a baked potato on the stove for you do not fucking say that theres nothing #not when ive been the only one cooking here for more than just myself. every time she makes something for her supper im an afterthought #but the minute i dont make something for her (DVEN THOUGH I FUCKING DID) she gets pissed #im like a fucking maid in my own house and she complains about me #she got mad at me last night when i said 'my house' to my twin sisters friend bc 'my (sic) names on the bills' like bitch im paying you #for those still. and im listed as a tenant shut the fuck up. it IS my house. yes it's our house but it is still my house also #i clean this place i turn the heat up and down ive washed the dishes 8 out of 10 times im always making supper #i do the laundry i fold her shit too. the rare chance she does the laundry she never folds it and only takes her shit out the dryer #she did the laundry yesterday and oh whats this? all the clothes smell like rubber for some weird fucking reason im sick of her #she never does anything except buy groceries once in a while #all she does is go to her room when she gets home and thats it #funk's record log

[showzens]

extremely curious as to how you use mayonnaise in a mug cake… (my sneaky way of asking for a new and fun mug cake recipe)

THANK U FOR ASKING. basically its just so u dont over-egg ur cake by using too much egg proportional to the rest of ingredients and its usin the egg whites in mayo the recipe i use is 3 tbsp plain flour, 3 tbsp sugar, 3 tbsp hot chocolate mix, 1/4 tsp baking powder, 3 tbsp milk, 3 tbsp mayo, and a little bit of vanilla extract, mix in all together in a mug, then do it for one minute stints in the microwave on high until it looks mostly solid >:)

#asks #it makes a very nice very sweet very gooey mug cake #u can also use cocoa powder instead of hot chocolate mix but. i always find hot choc mix is easier to have to hand

[lowspoonsfood]

pasta salad

i do this a lot.

ingredients: onion powder, garlic powder, mayonnaise (real or vegan is fine, i use vegan), pasta

boil some pasta until its edible. you can do this traditionally but i usually put it in the microwave to boil it (put a plastic/wooden spatula on top so it doesnt soak your microwave). strain it, let it cool, put it in a bowl. then throw in the onion and garlic powder, then the mayo. i dont have exact measurements since i just eyeball it but add enough of the onion/garlic powder to you liking and mix it with the mayo. then youre done.

if youre feeling frisky, you can put some vegetables in there (peas/carrots/peppers is a good combo) or shredded cheese (dairy and nondairy; either or tastes good). you can also put sugar in it to make it sweeter, or a capful of apple cider vinegar to make it more tangy, which is what i like to do. its good both hot and cold but infinitely better cold so if youre impatient pop in it the freezer for a bit

#2s #vegan #vegetarian #lactose free #microwave recipes #recipe #submission

[brattylikestoeat]

hi, know of any good substitute for mayonnaise(2tbsp) on a mug cake for microwave? i dont want mayonniese on a choco mug cake... yuck

Avocado or green yogurt. Mayo is mostly eggs and fat.

#ask

[visionaryness]

stuck at home? bored of cereal for breakfast?

make a 5-minute bacon egg and cheese sandwich

what you need:

1 egg 1/2 tbsp butter or margarine 1-2 slices precooked bacon 2 slices bread 1 slice prepackaged cheese, any flavor a toaster a microwave a 1-egg frying pan, such as this one (sue me for the amazon link its just an example)

how you do it:

set your cooktop to medium heat, slap that frying pan on top and throw the butter in.

while that’s heating up, get your bread and bacon ready. slap the bread in the toaster and toast to perfection.

get your precooked bacon in the microwave and nuke it for 20 seconds. you can buy precooked bacon from the store or precook it yourself. i like wright brand bacon because its really thick cut.

butter should be melted and bubbling by now. swirl it around the pan to coat the whole thing. im assuming you dont have a clue how to fry an egg so im going to elaborate on each step.

crack the egg straight into the pan. use a fork or knife to break the yolk and swirl it into the white. be aware if you scrape the pan with your utensil, your egg may stick when you try to flip it.

let it cook for 30-40 seconds. you want it to be cooked more than halfway through, but there should still be some liquid on top. try not to cook it so long the egg gets brown at the bottom.

flip it. a tiny pan takes some skill to flip, so either be good at it or get egg everywhere, or you can just use your knife/fork to flip it over. it doesnt have to be pretty. if it got stuck youre gonna use the utensil anyway.

cook it another 15-20 seconds, then take it off the heat. slap the cheese on top and let it melt for a bit while you prep your sandwich.

put the bread on a plate. put some mayonnaise on it if you like. maybe some salt and pepper. its your sandwich, go wild. you wanna give the cheese long enough to stick to the egg. tear your bacon in half.

flip the egg cheese-side down on the bread. top with bacon. top with other slice of bread.

enjoy your awesome breakfast. that took no time at all. you can do it before work and eat it on the way.

#food #bacon egg and cheese #sandwich #recipe

[dickheaddutch]

note to self

dont put the mayonnaise packet in the microwave

[svtfoehell]

Janna’s Dirty Soup

i said i’d make a recipe if my cooking headcanon post got 20 notes, so here we go

Ingredients

3 Packs of Instant Noodles (Can be the shit in a cup, but preferably not) any flavor, we recommend chicken, but it’ll be bad regardless, and two more instant noodle flavor packets, preferably different flavors

1 large bag of doritos, again, the flavor doesn’t matter this is gonna be terrible no matter what.

Like, 2 handfuls of jelly beans

1 8oz bottle of off brand cola

1 8oz bottle of Crystal Pepsi (Yes, it HAS to be crystal pepsi)

1 6-pack of White Castle Frozen Sliders, microwaved

2 large eggs, hard boiled

1 Strawberry Pop Tart, crumbled

1/4 cup corn syrup

A 40-count pack of Totinos Pizza Rolls, all cooked, and the filling separated from the crust

1/4 cup ketchup

1/2 cup of mayo

2 Tablespoons Paprika

12 minced cloves of garlic

A couple of those preheated taquitos at 7/11. For maximum disgust, get em around 2 or 3 am, when they’ve been sitting there in the danger zone for about 20 hours

One Strawberry Frosted Donut

Just like, a ton of red food coloring

1/4 cup of 1998 McDonalds Promotional Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce, but if that doesn’t exist, then replace with sriracha

the oldest thing in your fridge

your usual order at the local chinese restaurant

Recipe (god i wanna die this is so gross)

Start by making your 3 instant noodles the same way you would normally. Set aside once finished, in an environment where they’ll stay lukewarm and gross.

On the stove, pour the 8 ounces of crystal pepsi into a pot on low heat. Add the jelly beans, corn syrup, ketchup, mayonnaise, paprika, half of your doritos, and garlic, and stir until incorporated. Add the two extra instant noodle flavor packets as well.

after that stews around for like 5 to 10 minutes, go ahead and take it off the heat, and pour it into your serving bowl. 

Create a bed of doritos on your “broth”, then place the already made noodles on top

Stir in the pizza roll guts until incorporated, then ball together the crusts and make a silly looking shape out of them. maybe like voltron or something

add so much red food coloring that the entire bowl looks like some guts in a low budget slasher film

stick your taquitos, crumbled pop tart, microwaved sliders eggs, and donut into the bowl as garnish

In a saucepan you aren’t particularly attached to, boil down the off brand cola on high heat until the consistency is somewhere between syrup and tar, and lightly drizzle it on top.

Drizzle the 1998 McDonalds Promotional Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce on top of that.

you did it.

its fucking disgusting.

this is literally a disaster

i dont want to look at it anymore

throw it all away and get chinese food instead

#mod janna

[ketowithiggy]

Need to please that sweet tooth of yours? I got just the thing for you. . Check out this amazing video recipe: http://ht.ly/gh7730mO2uQ Follow the link in my bio for my YouTube channel! . Chocolate Mug Cake made in the microwave. Quick, easy, moist and delicious cake that will please all your sugar cravings :) . . Ingredients: 1 tbsp Butter 1 Egg 2 tbsp Almond flour 1 tbsp Coconut flour 1 tbsp Erythritol (or some other sweetener) 1/2 teaspoon Baking powder 1 teaspoon Mayonnaise 1 tbsp Raw Cocoa Powder (100%) 10g Dark Chocolate (85% Cocoa) . . Preparation: Melt the butter in the microwave. Then add Almond flour, Coconut flour, Erythritol (or some other sweetener), Baking Powder, Mayonnaise, Cocoa Powder and the egg to the mix. I suggest you make the mix in the mug so its easier to bake. Mix it all together really good. After that put a piece of Dark chocolate in it (push it to the middle) and tears some small chips to put on top. Blast it in the microwave for 90 seconds on the highest setting. Dont overdo it or it will be to dry. Take it out, let it sit for a few minutes if you can resist it and enjoy! . . . Don't forget to Like, Share and Subscribe! Thank you for all your support! . Https://www.youtube.com/KetoWithIggy . . #Keto #ketogenicdiet #lchf #lchfdiet #Ketolunch #ketowithiggy #ketoworks #dessert #diet #weightloss #healthyfood #ketofam #ketolife #ketoliving #ketofamily #ketosis #ketodiet #lowcarb #foodpics #foodideas #food #ketosis #ketodessert #cake #mugcake #chocolate #almondflour #moist #microwave #bake #foodrecipes #ketorecipes #youtube #videorecipe https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqx5v1ZA64L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sdxuz4p3xagk

#keto #ketogenicdiet #lchf #lchfdiet #ketolunch #ketowithiggy #ketoworks #dessert #diet #weightloss #healthyfood #ketofam #ketolife #ketoliving #ketofamily #ketosis #ketodiet #lowcarb #foodpics #foodideas #food #ketodessert #cake #mugcake #chocolate #almondflour #moist #microwave #bake #foodrecipes

[adambstingus]

10+ People Who Absolutely Don’t Give AF

There comes a time in life when you simply can’t be bothered to care about anything anymore. For many people, this comes with old age. For others, we stopped caring the moment we entered this world.

You might think we’re inciting anarchy here, but the point we’re trying to make is actually a lot simpler. Every day, we face countless expectations and social codes that are meant to dictate our behavior and inhibit our individuality. You would be surprised how relieving it is to disregard what other people think about you. As long as nobody gets (seriously) hurt, just do your own thing.

If you’re inspired already, keep scrolling, because we’ve compiled a whole host of people that don’t even give half a damn anymore, and we’re pretty sure they’re loving life.

#1 This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

#2 This Old Couple

#3 Elderly Couple Posing For Photo After Their Car Flipped (Wife Still Trapped Inside)

#4 Spiderman At The Birth Of Jesus

#5 Just Keep Smiling

#6 This Subway Vent Guy

#7 This Lady At The Gym

#8 My Friend’s Flight Got Cancelled

#9 My Friends And I Saw This The Other Day

#10 Just Let Me Play

#11 Just Taking A Ride

#12 Hurricane Sandy? What Hurricane Sandy?

#13 This Musician

#14 Juliet Waiting For Romeo

#15 My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Was Giving No F*cks

#16 My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent

#17 This Guy Couldn’t Care Less

#18 Making Pancakes During Class

#19 Real Engineers Simply Don’t Care

#20 This Guard Ran Out Of F*cks To Give

#21 Fuck It I’ll Make A Tree

#22 This Grandma

#23 Passionately Caring

#24 Free Refills They Said

#25 This Old Man At The Apple Store

#26 Even With An Arrow In His Chest, This Gentleman Has No F*cks To Give

#27 House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames… My Kid Gives Zero F*cks. She Wants To Swing

#28 Just Chillin

#29 The Amount Of F*cks Were Below Zero At My Morning Lecture

#30 Who Ever Gave A Parking Ticket To This Cop

#31 My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Ducks To Give

#32 Just A Grown Woman Riding In A Shopping Cart While Her Mother Shops

#33 My Italian Nonno

#34 Shits Taken: 1, F*cks Given: 0

#35 No F*cks Nor Worries Given

#36 Grandma Gets It

#37 Zero F*cks On A Snowy Morning In Madison, WI

#38 Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

#39 This Guy In A Class

#40 When You Still Have Some Unanswered Questions

#41 Whoever Set This Clock

#42 Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game

#43 Zero F*cks Given By Lady At A Diner In NH, Where Carly Fiorina Was Talking

#44 This Grandpa Doesn’t Give A Sh*t About Your Prom Pictures

#45 F*ck It

#46 When You Still Have 5 Hours Of Work Left, But The Party Was Too Wild Last Night

#47 This Kid Pulls Out A George Foreman Grill During My Lunch Period In School And Just Starts Making Grilled Cheese

#48 Just Enjoying His Pizza

#49 In My Country, They Don’t Give A Duck About Your Parking Space

#50 Flood In Romania – What Can You Do?

#51 This Guy Walking His Pizza

#52 It’s Casual Friday At Subway

#53 Shia Labeouf Just Doesn’t Give A F*ck Anymore

#54 Can’t Care Less

#55 A Bunch Of Kids Made The Local Paper For Underage Drinking. One Girl Had No Fs To Give

#56 DVD Emergency

#57 This Student At Cafeteria

#58 My Dad Just Got A New Snow Blower

#59 My Father. Zero F*cks Given

#60 Drove 1,100 Miles To See This Woman, But Grandma Doesn’t Give A F*ck

#61 Old People Really Dont Give A Damn

#62 This UPS Guy

#63 This Kid

#64 My Sister Who Works At Walmart Just Sent Me This

#65 Well That’s One Way To Get Through A Traffic Jam

#66 My Friend Brought His Microwave To School To Avoid Waiting In Line For One At Lunch

#67 This Girl Could Care Less Where She Naps

#68 Just Hot Volcano

#69 This Guy At The Gas Station Brought His Own Coffee Maker, Plugged It Into The Sign, And Started Just Brewing

#70 When The Thirst Is Real

#71 And For A Short While, Literally Zero F*cks Were Given

#72 When You Just Can’t Miss The New Episode. Priorities

#73 Just Ridin’

#74 Just A Casual Day On Calgary Transit

#75 None Left To Give

#76 Just A Normal Day In Paris ….

#77 The King Of Morocco Giving Zero Fs

#78 This Man Just Shopping For Groceries

#79 Indian Roads

#80 Danger? Nope, Never Heard Of That

#81 He Just Reached That Level Where Zero Fs Are Left

#82 A Vehicle Is A Vehicle

#83 It Will Give Better Speed

#84 Get Ready Lady

#85 Looks Similar To Me

#86 It’s Raining Outside, And Apparently My School Gives 0 Fs

#87 This Woman On Bus Eating Tub Of Mayonnaise

#88 Jonathan Ross Brings Xmas Leftovers To Have A Snack While Taping A Quiz Show

#89 Hamilton Destroys Christmas

#90 Bride In Waitrose!

#91 Overload ?

#92 Kuya Just Doesn’t Give A Duck. Manila, Philippines 2016

#93 Stupid Born

#94 Like A Boss

#95 Save The Pringles, Not Me!

#96 Mah Doll

#97 Giving 0fs. Plates And Forks Are Overrated.

#98 Because Uno Stack N Beer Is More Important Than A Stripper

#99 Af, Just Ride On

#100 Just In Indonesia….

#101 At Least I Have My Snuggie.

#102 Signs? What Signs?

#103 No F&3ks Were Given This Day

#104 Art To Sell And Zero F$&@’s To Give

#105 Who Needs A Harness In Png

#106 Somewhere In Russia

#107 My Kids Don’t Understand Modern “art” At Pittsburgh’s Carnegie Museum.

#108 Stretching

#109 Painter Did Or Did Not…give A F…. Maybe The Stone Was Too Heavy? At The Local Grocery Shop.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/16/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/167540642717

[jimdsmith34]

10+ People Who Absolutely Don’t Give AF

There comes a time in life when you simply can’t be bothered to care about anything anymore. For many people, this comes with old age. For others, we stopped caring the moment we entered this world.

You might think we’re inciting anarchy here, but the point we’re trying to make is actually a lot simpler. Every day, we face countless expectations and social codes that are meant to dictate our behavior and inhibit our individuality. You would be surprised how relieving it is to disregard what other people think about you. As long as nobody gets (seriously) hurt, just do your own thing.

If you’re inspired already, keep scrolling, because we’ve compiled a whole host of people that don’t even give half a damn anymore, and we’re pretty sure they’re loving life.

#1 This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

#2 This Old Couple

#3 Elderly Couple Posing For Photo After Their Car Flipped (Wife Still Trapped Inside)

#4 Spiderman At The Birth Of Jesus

#5 Just Keep Smiling

#6 This Subway Vent Guy

#7 This Lady At The Gym

#8 My Friend’s Flight Got Cancelled

#9 My Friends And I Saw This The Other Day

#10 Just Let Me Play

#11 Just Taking A Ride

#12 Hurricane Sandy? What Hurricane Sandy?

#13 This Musician

#14 Juliet Waiting For Romeo

#15 My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Was Giving No F*cks

#16 My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent

#17 This Guy Couldn’t Care Less

#18 Making Pancakes During Class

#19 Real Engineers Simply Don’t Care

#20 This Guard Ran Out Of F*cks To Give

#21 Fuck It I’ll Make A Tree

#22 This Grandma

#23 Passionately Caring

#24 Free Refills They Said

#25 This Old Man At The Apple Store

#26 Even With An Arrow In His Chest, This Gentleman Has No F*cks To Give

#27 House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames… My Kid Gives Zero F*cks. She Wants To Swing

#28 Just Chillin

#29 The Amount Of F*cks Were Below Zero At My Morning Lecture

#30 Who Ever Gave A Parking Ticket To This Cop

#31 My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Ducks To Give

#32 Just A Grown Woman Riding In A Shopping Cart While Her Mother Shops

#33 My Italian Nonno

#34 Shits Taken: 1, F*cks Given: 0

#35 No F*cks Nor Worries Given

#36 Grandma Gets It

#37 Zero F*cks On A Snowy Morning In Madison, WI

#38 Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

#39 This Guy In A Class

#40 When You Still Have Some Unanswered Questions

#41 Whoever Set This Clock

#42 Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game

#43 Zero F*cks Given By Lady At A Diner In NH, Where Carly Fiorina Was Talking

#44 This Grandpa Doesn’t Give A Sh*t About Your Prom Pictures

#45 F*ck It

#46 When You Still Have 5 Hours Of Work Left, But The Party Was Too Wild Last Night

#47 This Kid Pulls Out A George Foreman Grill During My Lunch Period In School And Just Starts Making Grilled Cheese

#48 Just Enjoying His Pizza

#49 In My Country, They Don’t Give A Duck About Your Parking Space

#50 Flood In Romania – What Can You Do?

#51 This Guy Walking His Pizza

#52 It’s Casual Friday At Subway

#53 Shia Labeouf Just Doesn’t Give A F*ck Anymore

#54 Can’t Care Less

#55 A Bunch Of Kids Made The Local Paper For Underage Drinking. One Girl Had No Fs To Give

#56 DVD Emergency

#57 This Student At Cafeteria

#58 My Dad Just Got A New Snow Blower

#59 My Father. Zero F*cks Given

#60 Drove 1,100 Miles To See This Woman, But Grandma Doesn’t Give A F*ck

#61 Old People Really Dont Give A Damn

#62 This UPS Guy

#63 This Kid

#64 My Sister Who Works At Walmart Just Sent Me This

#65 Well That’s One Way To Get Through A Traffic Jam

#66 My Friend Brought His Microwave To School To Avoid Waiting In Line For One At Lunch

#67 This Girl Could Care Less Where She Naps

#68 Just Hot Volcano

#69 This Guy At The Gas Station Brought His Own Coffee Maker, Plugged It Into The Sign, And Started Just Brewing

#70 When The Thirst Is Real

#71 And For A Short While, Literally Zero F*cks Were Given

#72 When You Just Can’t Miss The New Episode. Priorities

#73 Just Ridin’

#74 Just A Casual Day On Calgary Transit

#75 None Left To Give

#76 Just A Normal Day In Paris ….

#77 The King Of Morocco Giving Zero Fs

#78 This Man Just Shopping For Groceries

#79 Indian Roads

#80 Danger? Nope, Never Heard Of That

#81 He Just Reached That Level Where Zero Fs Are Left

#82 A Vehicle Is A Vehicle

#83 It Will Give Better Speed

#84 Get Ready Lady

#85 Looks Similar To Me

#86 It’s Raining Outside, And Apparently My School Gives 0 Fs

#87 This Woman On Bus Eating Tub Of Mayonnaise

#88 Jonathan Ross Brings Xmas Leftovers To Have A Snack While Taping A Quiz Show

#89 Hamilton Destroys Christmas

#90 Bride In Waitrose!

#91 Overload ?

#92 Kuya Just Doesn’t Give A Duck. Manila, Philippines 2016

#93 Stupid Born

#94 Like A Boss

#95 Save The Pringles, Not Me!

#96 Mah Doll

#97 Giving 0fs. Plates And Forks Are Overrated.

#98 Because Uno Stack N Beer Is More Important Than A Stripper

#99 Af, Just Ride On

#100 Just In Indonesia….

#101 At Least I Have My Snuggie.

#102 Signs? What Signs?

#103 No F&3ks Were Given This Day

#104 Art To Sell And Zero F$&@’s To Give

#105 Who Needs A Harness In Png

#106 Somewhere In Russia

#107 My Kids Don’t Understand Modern “art” At Pittsburgh’s Carnegie Museum.

#108 Stretching

#109 Painter Did Or Did Not…give A F…. Maybe The Stone Was Too Heavy? At The Local Grocery Shop.

source http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/16/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af/ from All of Beer http://allofbeer.blogspot.com/2017/11/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af.html

[allofbeercom]

10+ People Who Absolutely Don’t Give AF

There comes a time in life when you simply can’t be bothered to care about anything anymore. For many people, this comes with old age. For others, we stopped caring the moment we entered this world.

You might think we’re inciting anarchy here, but the point we’re trying to make is actually a lot simpler. Every day, we face countless expectations and social codes that are meant to dictate our behavior and inhibit our individuality. You would be surprised how relieving it is to disregard what other people think about you. As long as nobody gets (seriously) hurt, just do your own thing.

If you’re inspired already, keep scrolling, because we’ve compiled a whole host of people that don’t even give half a damn anymore, and we’re pretty sure they’re loving life.

#1 This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

#2 This Old Couple

#3 Elderly Couple Posing For Photo After Their Car Flipped (Wife Still Trapped Inside)

#4 Spiderman At The Birth Of Jesus

#5 Just Keep Smiling

#6 This Subway Vent Guy

#7 This Lady At The Gym

#8 My Friend’s Flight Got Cancelled

#9 My Friends And I Saw This The Other Day

#10 Just Let Me Play

#11 Just Taking A Ride

#12 Hurricane Sandy? What Hurricane Sandy?

#13 This Musician

#14 Juliet Waiting For Romeo

#15 My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Was Giving No F*cks

#16 My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent

#17 This Guy Couldn’t Care Less

#18 Making Pancakes During Class

#19 Real Engineers Simply Don’t Care

#20 This Guard Ran Out Of F*cks To Give

#21 Fuck It I’ll Make A Tree

#22 This Grandma

#23 Passionately Caring

#24 Free Refills They Said

#25 This Old Man At The Apple Store

#26 Even With An Arrow In His Chest, This Gentleman Has No F*cks To Give

#27 House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames… My Kid Gives Zero F*cks. She Wants To Swing

#28 Just Chillin

#29 The Amount Of F*cks Were Below Zero At My Morning Lecture

#30 Who Ever Gave A Parking Ticket To This Cop

#31 My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Ducks To Give

#32 Just A Grown Woman Riding In A Shopping Cart While Her Mother Shops

#33 My Italian Nonno

#34 Shits Taken: 1, F*cks Given: 0

#35 No F*cks Nor Worries Given

#36 Grandma Gets It

#37 Zero F*cks On A Snowy Morning In Madison, WI

#38 Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

#39 This Guy In A Class

#40 When You Still Have Some Unanswered Questions

#41 Whoever Set This Clock

#42 Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game

#43 Zero F*cks Given By Lady At A Diner In NH, Where Carly Fiorina Was Talking

#44 This Grandpa Doesn’t Give A Sh*t About Your Prom Pictures

#45 F*ck It

#46 When You Still Have 5 Hours Of Work Left, But The Party Was Too Wild Last Night

#47 This Kid Pulls Out A George Foreman Grill During My Lunch Period In School And Just Starts Making Grilled Cheese

#48 Just Enjoying His Pizza

#49 In My Country, They Don’t Give A Duck About Your Parking Space

#50 Flood In Romania – What Can You Do?

#51 This Guy Walking His Pizza

#52 It’s Casual Friday At Subway

#53 Shia Labeouf Just Doesn’t Give A F*ck Anymore

#54 Can’t Care Less

#55 A Bunch Of Kids Made The Local Paper For Underage Drinking. One Girl Had No Fs To Give

#56 DVD Emergency

#57 This Student At Cafeteria

#58 My Dad Just Got A New Snow Blower

#59 My Father. Zero F*cks Given

#60 Drove 1,100 Miles To See This Woman, But Grandma Doesn’t Give A F*ck

#61 Old People Really Dont Give A Damn

#62 This UPS Guy

#63 This Kid

#64 My Sister Who Works At Walmart Just Sent Me This

#65 Well That’s One Way To Get Through A Traffic Jam

#66 My Friend Brought His Microwave To School To Avoid Waiting In Line For One At Lunch

#67 This Girl Could Care Less Where She Naps

#68 Just Hot Volcano

#69 This Guy At The Gas Station Brought His Own Coffee Maker, Plugged It Into The Sign, And Started Just Brewing

#70 When The Thirst Is Real

#71 And For A Short While, Literally Zero F*cks Were Given

#72 When You Just Can’t Miss The New Episode. Priorities

#73 Just Ridin’

#74 Just A Casual Day On Calgary Transit

#75 None Left To Give

#76 Just A Normal Day In Paris ….

#77 The King Of Morocco Giving Zero Fs

#78 This Man Just Shopping For Groceries

#79 Indian Roads

#80 Danger? Nope, Never Heard Of That

#81 He Just Reached That Level Where Zero Fs Are Left

#82 A Vehicle Is A Vehicle

#83 It Will Give Better Speed

#84 Get Ready Lady

#85 Looks Similar To Me

#86 It’s Raining Outside, And Apparently My School Gives 0 Fs

#87 This Woman On Bus Eating Tub Of Mayonnaise

#88 Jonathan Ross Brings Xmas Leftovers To Have A Snack While Taping A Quiz Show

#89 Hamilton Destroys Christmas

#90 Bride In Waitrose!

#91 Overload ?

#92 Kuya Just Doesn’t Give A Duck. Manila, Philippines 2016

#93 Stupid Born

#94 Like A Boss

#95 Save The Pringles, Not Me!

#96 Mah Doll

#97 Giving 0fs. Plates And Forks Are Overrated.

#98 Because Uno Stack N Beer Is More Important Than A Stripper

#99 Af, Just Ride On

#100 Just In Indonesia….

#101 At Least I Have My Snuggie.

#102 Signs? What Signs?

#103 No F&3ks Were Given This Day

#104 Art To Sell And Zero F$&@’s To Give

#105 Who Needs A Harness In Png

#106 Somewhere In Russia

#107 My Kids Don’t Understand Modern “art” At Pittsburgh’s Carnegie Museum.

#108 Stretching

#109 Painter Did Or Did Not…give A F…. Maybe The Stone Was Too Heavy? At The Local Grocery Shop.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/16/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af/

[samanthasroberts]

10+ People Who Absolutely Don’t Give AF

There comes a time in life when you simply can’t be bothered to care about anything anymore. For many people, this comes with old age. For others, we stopped caring the moment we entered this world.

You might think we’re inciting anarchy here, but the point we’re trying to make is actually a lot simpler. Every day, we face countless expectations and social codes that are meant to dictate our behavior and inhibit our individuality. You would be surprised how relieving it is to disregard what other people think about you. As long as nobody gets (seriously) hurt, just do your own thing.

If you’re inspired already, keep scrolling, because we’ve compiled a whole host of people that don’t even give half a damn anymore, and we’re pretty sure they’re loving life.

#1 This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left

#2 This Old Couple

#3 Elderly Couple Posing For Photo After Their Car Flipped (Wife Still Trapped Inside)

#4 Spiderman At The Birth Of Jesus

#5 Just Keep Smiling

#6 This Subway Vent Guy

#7 This Lady At The Gym

#8 My Friend’s Flight Got Cancelled

#9 My Friends And I Saw This The Other Day

#10 Just Let Me Play

#11 Just Taking A Ride

#12 Hurricane Sandy? What Hurricane Sandy?

#13 This Musician

#14 Juliet Waiting For Romeo

#15 My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Was Giving No F*cks

#16 My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent

#17 This Guy Couldn’t Care Less

#18 Making Pancakes During Class

#19 Real Engineers Simply Don’t Care

#20 This Guard Ran Out Of F*cks To Give

#21 Fuck It I’ll Make A Tree

#22 This Grandma

#23 Passionately Caring

#24 Free Refills They Said

#25 This Old Man At The Apple Store

#26 Even With An Arrow In His Chest, This Gentleman Has No F*cks To Give

#27 House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames… My Kid Gives Zero F*cks. She Wants To Swing

#28 Just Chillin

#29 The Amount Of F*cks Were Below Zero At My Morning Lecture

#30 Who Ever Gave A Parking Ticket To This Cop

#31 My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Ducks To Give

#32 Just A Grown Woman Riding In A Shopping Cart While Her Mother Shops

#33 My Italian Nonno

#34 Shits Taken: 1, F*cks Given: 0

#35 No F*cks Nor Worries Given

#36 Grandma Gets It

#37 Zero F*cks On A Snowy Morning In Madison, WI

#38 Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

#39 This Guy In A Class

#40 When You Still Have Some Unanswered Questions

#41 Whoever Set This Clock

#42 Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game

#43 Zero F*cks Given By Lady At A Diner In NH, Where Carly Fiorina Was Talking

#44 This Grandpa Doesn’t Give A Sh*t About Your Prom Pictures

#45 F*ck It

#46 When You Still Have 5 Hours Of Work Left, But The Party Was Too Wild Last Night

#47 This Kid Pulls Out A George Foreman Grill During My Lunch Period In School And Just Starts Making Grilled Cheese

#48 Just Enjoying His Pizza

#49 In My Country, They Don’t Give A Duck About Your Parking Space

#50 Flood In Romania – What Can You Do?

#51 This Guy Walking His Pizza

#52 It’s Casual Friday At Subway

#53 Shia Labeouf Just Doesn’t Give A F*ck Anymore

#54 Can’t Care Less

#55 A Bunch Of Kids Made The Local Paper For Underage Drinking. One Girl Had No Fs To Give

#56 DVD Emergency

#57 This Student At Cafeteria

#58 My Dad Just Got A New Snow Blower

#59 My Father. Zero F*cks Given

#60 Drove 1,100 Miles To See This Woman, But Grandma Doesn’t Give A F*ck

#61 Old People Really Dont Give A Damn

#62 This UPS Guy

#63 This Kid

#64 My Sister Who Works At Walmart Just Sent Me This

#65 Well That’s One Way To Get Through A Traffic Jam

#66 My Friend Brought His Microwave To School To Avoid Waiting In Line For One At Lunch

#67 This Girl Could Care Less Where She Naps

#68 Just Hot Volcano

#69 This Guy At The Gas Station Brought His Own Coffee Maker, Plugged It Into The Sign, And Started Just Brewing

#70 When The Thirst Is Real

#71 And For A Short While, Literally Zero F*cks Were Given

#72 When You Just Can’t Miss The New Episode. Priorities

#73 Just Ridin’

#74 Just A Casual Day On Calgary Transit

#75 None Left To Give

#76 Just A Normal Day In Paris ….

#77 The King Of Morocco Giving Zero Fs

#78 This Man Just Shopping For Groceries

#79 Indian Roads

#80 Danger? Nope, Never Heard Of That

#81 He Just Reached That Level Where Zero Fs Are Left

#82 A Vehicle Is A Vehicle

#83 It Will Give Better Speed

#84 Get Ready Lady

#85 Looks Similar To Me

#86 It’s Raining Outside, And Apparently My School Gives 0 Fs

#87 This Woman On Bus Eating Tub Of Mayonnaise

#88 Jonathan Ross Brings Xmas Leftovers To Have A Snack While Taping A Quiz Show

#89 Hamilton Destroys Christmas

#90 Bride In Waitrose!

#91 Overload ?

#92 Kuya Just Doesn’t Give A Duck. Manila, Philippines 2016

#93 Stupid Born

#94 Like A Boss

#95 Save The Pringles, Not Me!

#96 Mah Doll

#97 Giving 0fs. Plates And Forks Are Overrated.

#98 Because Uno Stack N Beer Is More Important Than A Stripper

#99 Af, Just Ride On

#100 Just In Indonesia….

#101 At Least I Have My Snuggie.

#102 Signs? What Signs?

#103 No F&3ks Were Given This Day

#104 Art To Sell And Zero F$&@’s To Give

#105 Who Needs A Harness In Png

#106 Somewhere In Russia

#107 My Kids Don’t Understand Modern “art” At Pittsburgh’s Carnegie Museum.

#108 Stretching

#109 Painter Did Or Did Not…give A F…. Maybe The Stone Was Too Heavy? At The Local Grocery Shop.

Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/16/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/11/16/10-people-who-absolutely-dont-give-af/

[healthymensinfo-blog]

Ideally everyone wants to maintain good overall health, and the most obvious place to start is our diet. One of the best things we can do in that department is to prepare our foods on our own, so that we know exactly what goes in to our foods, and how many calories we are actually eating.

This is a great strategy when it comes to losing weight however there are those days where we just don’t feel like investing 30 or 45 minutes to make a meal. These are the days where we typically destroy our diets by stopping off at a fast food joint or somewhere else where we can grab a quick meal.

The next time you are craving food but don’t feel like cooking, stop yourself from heading off to get fast food and check the fridge first. You can whip up one of these healthier meals in less time than it would take you to jump in the car and get back home.

1-Scrambled Eggs and Vegetables

Scrambled eggs with a side of grilled vegetables is an extremely healthy dish you can make for any meal, and is one that is extremely low effort.

Just grab a pan, throw in enough oil to coat the bottom, and throw in your eggs and vegetables. You are making scrambled eggs here so you can throw them both in at the same time here along with a little bit of salt and pepper.

This meal should take you all of 5 minutes to make, is extremely cheap and easy to do. If you want to add more flavor to the dish, try adding some hot sauce or some salsa which requires little additional effort.

2-Mixed Salad

This is another thing that extremely easy to make, and one that you can make using leftovers you can find in the fridge. You can pretty much put anything in a salad and make it work, so use what you have available to you.

Constructing a salad that is well balanced from a nutritional standpoint may sound difficult, as proteins always seem to require some type of effort in preparation. However in this case you can even toss on some canned chicken, tuna, or a hardboiled egg on your salad if you really don’t feel like putting any effort in.

3-Tuna Salad

Tuna is already a pretty healthy food on its own, containing a very good amount of protein per serving, as well as plenty of healthy omega 3 fats. Making a tuna salad requires little to no preparation also, and can even be eaten straight from the can if you really wanted to.

Tuna salad is another dish where you can really vary things up, like using yellow mustard instead of mayonnaise, or adding various types of greens to give it some color and texture.

Tuna salad goes great on sandwiches, and when paired with whole grain or Ezekiel bread it really makes for a well balanced and healthy meal. How long really does it take to make a tuna fish sandwich or salad?

4-Zucchini Pasta

Most pasta dishes are really easy to make, and the most time consuming thing about it is waiting for the water to boil and pasta to cook. The difference between your traditional wheat pasta and zucchini pasta is that the zucchini is sliced very thin similar to angel hair pasta, and thus cooks much faster.

The zucchini pasta also has a lower glycemic index than your average wheat pasta, making it a healthier choice overall. Top your zucchini pasta with some tomato sauce, olive oil and goat cheese to round out the dish.

5-Grilled Chicken, Rice and Vegetables

Grilled chicken, rice and vegetables is a staple meal in any bodybuilder’s nutritional plan, so you know that it is healthy and a well balanced meal. It is extremely easy to make as well, as you can buy frozen bags of rice and vegetables that you can just pop in the microwave for easy preparation. Grilled chicken is easy to make as well, and also requires little time to do so.

This meal contains plenty of lean protein in the form of chicken, as well as the necessary micronutrients in vitamins and minerals from the vegetables. Both the rice and vegetables provide fiber and carbohydrates as well, and the rice does have some healthy omega 3 fats too, rounding things out.

[chubby-goth-cutie]

Candy Corn, Cauldron, Cobwebs

Candy Corn:  What food disgusts you the most?

I’m a disgustingly picky eater so I really really dont like a lot of things, but immediately the first thing that comes to mind is JELLO. I can’t stand the texture. I also really really dont like ranch and mayonnaise. 

Cauldron:  What is your favorite thing to cook?

I can’t really cook but i make some mean microwaved dino nuggets

Cobwebs:  One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?

literally anywhere tbh i am terrified of the dark. I dont even wanna be in my own house when the power goes out. I’d say the forest but honestly idk what id be doing in the forest even during the daytime tbh. The scenery is pretty but something about them always gives me a bad feeling in person.    

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