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BEST LONG-TIME PINING SHIPS: ROUND 1 MATCH 1
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(The Blupjeans and Clefdraki art was made by @herbgerblin and @rottingraisins respectively!) Why you should vote for each ship underneath the cut!
Clefdraki: Oh god it’s so bad. Basically hated each other for years. Just had a completely different set of moral guidelines. Alto “I worked for a place that killed primarily human anomalies for years” Clef and Benjamin “I get attached to any anomaly despite my incredibly cold exterior” Kondraki. They’re old men romance that’s done so well. Like, they both get better as people and that seems to draw them together. It’s great Blupjeans: fantasy nasa astronauts stuck in a functional time loop together spend 47 years slowly falling in love which culminates in them playing a beautiful duet with stunning narration about learning how to care for each other and be cared for (and then a couple more decades after that they rip their souls ouf of their still-living bodies to become terrifyingly powerful undead abominations together for eternity and it fucking rules) >:) Also Lup is canon trans so that rules too
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p3achii-was-h3r3 · 8 months
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Whiteboardfox tomfoolery yayayay!!!!
(Mainly just scp doodles)
(Featuring various discord mutuals!! :DD)
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selarha · 24 days
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And so, in my opinion, few people expected this. Just a couple of days ago I was talking with a friend, discussing topics for rp and sometimes with canon characters. For some reason, I suddenly got the idea to look into Ben Kondraki's personal file to find the answer to the question "Why does Kondraki have such a strong connection with butterflies?" Just to make sure that there is still no answer and it is worth thinking about the theory. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF SEARCHING IN THE BROWSER, I DECIDED TO SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THROUGH THE SCP WEBSITE. Well... Ta-dam. With the first submission, they sketched out a story for me. Before reading, my friend and I decided to read about SCP-7408 and... My God, what did I stumble upon. I was looking for gold, but I found some kind of diamond! Of course, given that this was the canon of this author, there were some inconsistencies in places, but damn, this thing helped literally cover up the plot holes of the past. About Ben's past, i.e. about his parents, his relationship with them, the fact that he had a relationship with a guy (Hugo) before his wife, what kind of assistant he was, etc. Sorry, damn, HE EVEN HAS A TWIN! I even thought about looking up her design because I was sure someone drew her. AND YEAA, IT IS! So I decided to make design too, based on the design of the author whose character design I found (made in life size). What else is in this story, that is, there is a small indirect (or direct) confirmation of the existence of Death. Perhaps not in the way we thought, but in general, why not think about it. And most importantly, with the help of these butterflies you can close the plot hole about why the butterflies are so attached to Kondraki. Not only that, as an assistant, he, in principle, behaved condescendingly with them on his own, but further explanations themselves led to the conclusion that Kondraki himself was an anomaly, but not by birth, but precisely because of these butterflies.
IN SHORT, PEOPLE, READ FOR YOURSELF. I recommend it for study. This object closed many “holes” for me regarding Kondraki’s life. There are nuances and questions, that’s true, but overall, a lot has fallen into place with this object.
Okay, now take a look at this design. Perhaps someone else drew it, I don’t know, I only found one author from whom I took a reference. I'd love to see others try to imitate her! (+ I used headcanon. Sorry not sorry.)
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Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. I babygirlified the old man.
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zencefilllikurabiye · 11 months
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Clef: Ooh this one's pretty!
Kondraki: For the hundredth time, stop touching the thermonuclear bombs!
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scp-hot-takes · 3 months
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Kondraki big Naturals
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mushroommushy · 1 year
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Please please tell me your ideas I will be so normal about it I am not at all desparate for Broken Masquerade content
Boy I have so many ideas I actually need to put this in a draft to list all of the brainrot things I’ve had circling in my head!! This does include some negative things so feel free for me to ask to tag.
All of the colleges (Particularly Harvard) adding Thaumaturgy to their classes is extremely cool in the canon and I think there should be many more schools
Site-43 College beloved I want to go there so badly please be real c’mon :[
Those Facebook mom groups…oh boy there’s so much drama
Lord help all the poor kids with minor anomalous power
Segregation with schools, even restaurants
A lot of anomalies end up in homeless shelters because not many jobs are willing to take the backlash of anomalous employees
Shitty parents faking their kid having a dangerous anomaly so they can send them away
Because they think the foundation would just kill them because of all the propaganda
You know that the cults are gonna take advantage of this to try and grow their numbers
Chaos Insurgency propaganda against the foundation
A flag that shows your support for the foundation, GOC, anomalies hanging outside your home
New Genders from the tumblrinas like us
Twitter DNI’s are a genuine hell
‘DNI IF YOU SUPPORT SCP’S/THREAT ENTITIES/OBJECTS’
‘Block me if you call anomalies SCP’s that’s a slur’
Speaking of slurs there’s probably a lot more
COTBG members constantly calling the Nälkan’s Sarkics just to piss them off
And Maxwellium members getting real pressed over internet drama
Someone trying to make the nicknames the Serpents Hand has into a slur
Dr. Glass walking down the street and just has someone scream ‘JAILER’ at him and he is desperately trying to not commit a crime
Also Twitter being Twitter
‘Is it wrong to kin SCP-076-2? I’d murder too if I was under the ocean.’
Extremely dangerous TikTok trends involving anomalies that makes both the GOC and SCP have collective heart attacks
Some girl posts a video from a foundation site doing Macarena during a breach and is just immediately cancelled on every platform
You know there’s gonna be dumbass teenagers trying to find some real dangerous shit to seem cool
‘Oh a lake full of bodies that makes you enter through mind control??? Sounds cool and not totally dangerous I’m gonna find it and go swimming’
Gonna readmore this it’s getting long lol
Five missing teens later the foundations getting slandered even though they did nothing
Articles with the ‘How to tell if ‘X’ is an anomaly’
Of course they’re bullshit and usually offensive
Charities to support anomalies
An actual cult around 2662 that didn’t spawn anomalously
You fucking know that the Christian’s will either take 343 well or absolutely horrifically
There’s also two sides of people when it comes to Cain and Able
The ones who hate Cain and think Able is reasonable and the people who think the opposite
Cain’s also not allowed to leave site-17 for more than just the fact he’d kill plant life it’s for his own safety tbh
Meri does get chances to wander the woods! Just..not in public because they rampage that would happen with the amount of broken phones and cars would be horrible
Iris gets to go home because she deserves it
I feel like Gerald would become a meme in general and people pay his hospital bills for him lmao
Parents keeping their kids out of school and switching to online or homeschooling to keep them away from anomalies
Conversion camps to send your kid to so people can ‘release them from their curse’
Those got the serpents hand real heated
Speaking of them they have the snarkiest Twitter account ever and just roast the living hell out of every word that comes out of the foundations mouth
Podcasts
So many fucking podcasts
There already is a writing on the broken masquerade hub of the foundation making a video with outdated slang to appeal to kids
But I think Dr. Gears should just stare at a camera and say swag with a straight face it would be beautiful
Kondraki, Clef and Gears get called dilfs and not a single one of them knows what it means
‘Kain’s the goodest boy’ even though he’s morally corrupt as fuck is very common
But he will Fuckin run if you even try to touch him he does not need his fur messes up
Ok I don’t want this to be a mile long so I’ll stop here but!!!
If you want more dm me so we can talk 👀👀👀 I need SCP friends
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scpstimms · 10 months
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hello! is it okay if you do a dr kondraki board? :D
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𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐫.
𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐢
𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝
𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬
[Request by: @Anonymous]
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twig-the-edgelord · 3 months
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I think Clem Clef and Kondraki would be a interesting relationship, or just friendship, either way they would cause the O5 a massive fucking headache
I agree! They’d be so silly, and probably have a fun ship name! I can’t think of anything though…
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Again, not my ship, but you are more than welcome to ship them if you like! :]
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possible-raccoon · 6 months
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When the “weak” reality bender keeps breaking out 🤦#foundationfail
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SCP-8XXX: “Angel” in its containment chamber after recently dyeing its hair in an effort to postpone its identification and capture during its last escape attempt.
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thesimpgod13 · 1 year
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Teehee, I drew this a couple days ago, forgot to post it.
Saw an inspo of this on Pinterest so I decided to draw it! Expect more like this
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BEST LONG-TIME PINING SHIPS: REDEMPTION ROUND R1 M1
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(The Clefdraki art was made by @rottingraisins!)
Reasons to vote for each ship under the cut!
Clefdraki: Oh god it’s so bad. Basically hated each other for years. Just had a completely different set of moral guidelines. Alto “I worked for a place that killed primarily human anomalies for years” Clef and Benjamin “I get attached to any anomaly despite my incredibly cold exterior” Kondraki. They’re old men romance that’s done so well. Like, they both get better as people and that seems to draw them together. It’s great Junepei: i am horrible at explaining things so sorry in advance: childhood friends, they get separated, like 10 years later they get thrown in a death game together, survive, get separated again, get thrown in another death game, survive, depending on which timeline they end up following they either get married or get separated again and junpei spends the next like 40 years searching for her where again depending on timeline (and through yet another death game) he either never finds her, finds her dead or finds her alive but entirely focused on her plan to save the world from this awful disease with timeline jumping stuff so they never get their happy ending in those ones
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ieaturanium · 3 months
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Why does Dr. Clef call Kondraki “Konny”? Is it just to annoy him or something else?
Just asking
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tempest-toss · 3 months
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Hmm. Maybe that's why full moons make our connection feel deeper.
--Dr. Kondraki
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Here in the SCP Foundation, we don't have Death, Famine, War and Conquest, we have Bright, Kondraki, Iceberg and Clef, in that order! Gears is Satan, managing all four, and Light is Jesus coming to save the day from these absolute fucking idiots (/affectionate).
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Kondraki, getting another cup of coffee: I've slept so little I can now offically smell colours.
Clef : How are you still alive?!
Kondraki: That's the question I've been asking everyday
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