#drunk rant

[onceknownfriend]

Drunk thoughts: the biggest disappointment in cinema history is the fact that Universal made a Mummy 2 instead of doing another monster with the same gang.

Could you imagine if they did Dracula? You could slot those characters so easily into the classic Dracula story. Eve and Rick are planning the wedding but they haven’t heard from Jonathan ever since his new solicitor job sent him to some place called Transylvania months ago.

You could have had Ardeth back because he was invited to the wedding. And surprise Beni survived Egypt and is the Renfield stand in.

#mine #personal #drunk thoughts #rant #drunk rant #movies #movie thoughts #the mummy #brendan fraser #rachel weisz #the mummy 1999 #Dracula #universal #universal monsters

[lunaserenade]

Man. Depression is a bitch. Weight gain, dirty ass bedroom, hella dark thoughts? But I’m getting through it slowly but surely. Channeling happiness by doing new and different Pride makeup looks, focusing on bettering myself, even getting my health sorted. I got my fallopian tubes removed in April. Now I don’t have to worry about all these men focusing on abortion laws. And I can be child free for life that really improved my mental health while being in Florida.

Is this a drunken/anxiety induced rant? Yes. Will absolutely no one see it? Oh for sure. I haven’t been active on tumblr in ages. But do I feel a little better? Absolutely. Sometimes you just have to shout into the void.

For those few who made it through this have my new and epic Pride makeup looks as a reward. We have two rainbow flag looks followed by a bisexual Pride look.

#Pride #pride 2023 #queer pride #bisexual #makeup #makeup looks #rant #drunk rant #shouting into the tumblr void #pedro pascal #depression #anxiety #weight loss #queer #gay #Florida #help

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

Today I had to break into my own apartment because we Ubered home but I have a did it without my keys so tomorrow I’ll have to go find my keys but for now I made it inside!! 

#personal #drunk rant

[nonbinannytranny]

i got so fed up at being screamed at by the boss at my new job i left to go to a cool bar and pizza restaurant and i filled out an application because they’re genuinely excited that i can make pizza and toss dough and will let me be out as a trans man at work and the place im currently at has stuck me at strictly front counter because i am female to them and aaaaaaaaaaaaaah i hope this other place takes me on so i can scream back at this guy

#drunk rant

[sweetpondduckling]

#santa #drunk rant

[nataniellullabypup]

oh, to be drunk at a Saturday's night.

I'll try to be active here as well since the bird app is kind of imploding.

#drunk rant

[onceknownfriend]

Drunk Rambles: want to know what we need more in relationships? Consideration

While I don’t suffer from (or rather diagnosed with) any kind of anxiety disorder I can emphasize with how hard it can be and try to be in a relationship. But if you have personal anxieties that start to get to you anytime you think your partner is looking or appreciating someone else, and you know it obviously comes across, maybe be considerate enough to not openly express attraction of other people yourself.

If I’m unable to share artwork or photography on my Instagram story without a “oh she’s pretty” comment or if talking about an actress and your response to “she’s my oldest celebrity crush” is to get really quiet and change the subject; and going forward I stop sharing as much on my stories or expressing any opinion of actresses to accommodate you; maybe don’t openly drool every time a particular actor comes on screen or verbally comment “hello daddy” if we’re driving around and you see someone jogging without their shirt on.

Also still drunk but can we acknowledge how kind of horrible it is to express an interest in your partner dressing a certain way that is meant to show off features they don’t have?

Opinions welcome

#I’m drunk and this is the void #drunk ramblings #drunk rambles #drunk rant #dating #inconsiderate #open to advice #looking for opinions #opinions welcome #am I wrong #am i the asshole #aita

[kait-bait8]

I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.

So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.

But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.

Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?

#it’s just SO good in ways I can’t articulate #I’m tired and words are hard #BUT IT WAS A DUMB DRUNK CONVERSATION #probably just angry ranting #but then real children killed and were killed by other real children #ugh it’s too much #the hunger games #thg #tbosas

[ssparklemotion]

i was looking for a job and then i found job and heaven knows i’m miserable now

then i quit said job

and i’m miserable now

and i’m looking for a job again

#me #drunk #drunk rant

[expectmyself]

Last night I was at a family Halloween party & I was told not to kiss my boyfriend because of other people's homophobia, but straight people can kiss and it's no fucking problem.

#drunk rant #dont be worried about what the fuck im doing

[blaineyfordays]

I still can’t believe he’s gone…like it’s not *real* yet. He’s always been there, at the door to greet me or lazily chilling on the couch. When I walk into that house and actively feel that his presence is missing I’m gonna lose it and I seriously mean LOSE IT. He was my world. He helped me through every hard thing I faced in my life, from breakups to depression from school. HE WAS THERE. He was one of the reasons I made it through and now he’s gone. Just gone. I was there, on the phone when it happened but it still hasn’t sunk in. I don’t know what I’m gonna do when it does. It seems so trivial but it’s literally one of the most significant losses I’m gonna feel, and now I don’t have him to cope…

#drunk rant #blaineyfordaysjournal #blaineyfordaysblog #Sev

[sweepingboy]

little girl: are you a prince?

xie lian: yes, i am

little girl: please don't marry mu qing

xie lian: //////eh????

little girl: mum says that mu qing is so pretty someone from the palace is going to take him soon and he promised me he'll marry me when i grow up :(

feng xin: hahaha imagine wanting to marry mu qing hahahhahaha

feng xin 800 years later: ... well

#fx: imagine wanting to marry mq ahha. waking up with him in your arms. kissing him on the lips. stroking his hair. touching his skin. #pei ming listening to his drunk rant:.. that was weirdly specific nan yang don't you think? #that scene with mu qing and city kids has me in a chokehold #tgcf #mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon #xie lian #tian guan ci fu

[tanglepelt]

Dc x Dp idea 22

John summons the new ghost king with the justice league to determine the threat. Hoping it’s not a pariah who could target their dimension. After all whoever took pariah down had to have done it for the power. He was unsealed and replaced in the span of 2/3? days. That’s just how the infinite realm works

Meanwhile Danny is stressed. His parents and Valerie are more laser happy since they were sucked into the ghost zone. Clockwork, Frostbite and Pandora have all taken to teaching him more about the infinite realms and future responsibilities. Sam is on his case about him wanted to relax more and Tucker is acting jealous again. It’s like the whole Desiree thing didn’t happen. He has a test in the morning he actually studied for and no rouges out for the night.

Getting summoned at 3 am was not his plan for a good night’s sleep.

Danny is just trying to get this questioning over with. The summon circle was not one he could reverse on his own (clockwork had been teaching him how to ignore and deal with them).  He just asks then if they could hurry this up, he has things to do.

It’s only johns’ comment that sets him off. That if he didn’t want to deal with summons, he shouldn’t have fought pariah for the power.

Danny doesn’t take that well. He can’t leave the circle as phantom. Can’t stop Danny from jumping out to scream at his face.

Danny: you think I wanted this. That I wanted these powers. That I walked into my parent’s lab into their broken portal just to have it turn on with me in it. To kill me and bring me back. That I wanted to fight, the ghost that kept coming through the portal. I didn’t have a choice. If I hadn’t spectra could have harvested all my classmates after giving them the ghost flu. If I hadn’t nocturne would of kept everyone in amity asleep to gain power, undergrowth would have fed them to his plants keep Sam as his forced daughter, Technus would of invaded the World Wide Web, who knows who skulker would be hunting and Pariah would still be free.

Danny:  I never wanted any of it. If I hadn’t stopped pariah amity would have stayed in the infinite realm. I had no choice. All I wanted was to have a normal life. I went from being a straight A student to barely passing. I have a test in the morning. Check your facts next time. Lose my summons clearly you made a mistake and wasted my valuable time. I had no intention of harming any dimension.

Ending his rant, he transformed and got to school right before the test.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #justice league #john constantine #he is a bit drunk #but what new #just him angering the deadly threat #Danny is gonna regret that whole thing after his test #he goes to complain in the infinite realm to clockwork #clockwork decided to scold John about upsetting danny #so now john has pissed off the master of time as well #clockwork was also the reason danny got away so easily #little time out on the league #they all heard Danny’s little rant tho #he deserved to rant #danny has so much on his shoulders #sam annoys me in cannon always pushing him #tucker just lets his jealousy get him #but he doesn’t tell danny he’s not special anymore when he wants a break #i do think of valarie was given a chance to know Danny was phantom she would of taken it okay #after processing #she did help dani #so she’s get a talking to after his breakdown #and she’s no longer be hunting Danny #just forcing his dog into mandatory training sessions

[drunkenskunk]

So I've been playing a lot of Helldivers II, and it's really fun!

(at least, it is when the servers are working lmao)

However: there is one thing about the game that annoys me. It's the same thing that always annoys me whenever drop pods are mentioned in science fiction.

Nobody ever seems to get them right!

Whenever drop pods show up, they always seem to depict each pod as a single projectile rocketing towards the surface of a planet, usually behind enemy lines. They're the logical sci fi evolution of airborne infantry dropping in by parachute, because a lot of military sci fi tropes have trouble moving past WWII. And, y'know, that's fine. That's not the issue I have.

The issue is the single projectile part.

It's almost like every writer who includes drop pods forget that anti-aircraft weapons and SAM sites are currently a thing in the real world and would almost certainly still exist and be better in the science fiction space future. Those drop pods rocketing towards the surface would present the juiciest targets imaginable and would almost certainly get shot out of the sky before they even got close to impacting on the surface.

Annoyingly, the only sci fi that I know of to ever get drop pods right is the first one to ever do it: the Starship Troopers novel by Robert Heinlein.

Now, say what you will about Heinlein - and I do, quite often. For the most part, he's not that great of a writer, and his politics are terrible. The man was an asshole who loved writing wet farts of fascist porn, and the novel absolutely pales in comparison to Paul Verhoeven's 1998 masterpiece of satire, where he took one look at the book, rolled his eyes, and started making jerk-off motions.

But when I first read the novel when I was, like, 6 years old, I was a dumbass child and didn't notice (or care) about the... I mean, I'd call it "fascist subtext" except that it's literally just The Text. No, what drew me in was the one singular thing Heinlein was actually good at writing: technical sequences, written from an in-universe lens.

The way he described how the drop pods actually work in the first few pages of the novel - and, more importantly, how they don't immediately get shot out of the sky - is great! It makes sense, it's easy to understand (because Johnny Rico is, let's be honest: an idiot, he's not going to give you a complicated explanation), and it fills in a plot hole you never realized was there.

For as many faults as the man had as both a writer and a human being, and for all the many problems the rest of the book has, that first chapter - and specifically the drop pod sequence - is a great hook.

Like, this is the template for drop pods. This is The Thing that people are referencing whenever drop pods show up in sci fi, like in fucking Halo, or Starcraft, or Warhammer 40k. And everyone always seems to forget the single most important thing about this infantry delivery system: the countermeasures.

I dunno. This is just one of those things that's always annoyed me.

#drunk skunk rant #scifi #drop pods #Helldivers #Helldivers 2 #Helldivers II #Starship Troopers #Robert A Heinlein