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queenlua · 1 year

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the person teaching this hawk-watching class just read aloud the lovely poem "Hawk" by Mary Oliver, paused for a beautiful thoughtful moment...

and then grumbled, "It's titled 'Hawk' but her description makes me think she saw a falcon." and then they launched immediately into buteo field marks without further comment bahahahaha

#this lady kicks ass #i hope every class open with dunking on literature for Innacurate Bird ID #birding

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generalaisaku · 2 months

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little potemkin doodle:)

#guilty gear #potemkin #birds #digital art #what if potemkin was android 16 and dunked chipps for the birds

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cozylittleartblog · 2 years

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Your Spamton is very fluffy. :3

he might be fluffy if he hadn't been sleeping in a dumpster for 20 years, now he's just Gross

#deltarune #spamton #art #doodles #ask #shoots him with a garden hose at full blast #need to full body dunk him into a vat of Dawn Dish Soap. clean him like those birds in oil spills #you touch his head for 1 second and ur hand comes away Slick with dumpster juice and expired hair gel #which he also found in the dumpster #hey google does hair gel work on feathers #if you want a Fluffy bird go pet swatch or any of the other swatchlings their feathers are nice and moderately soft #my spamton do be pointing at people 60% of the time its a salesman thing #happy undertale day everyone here's a not undertale post #i will redeem my trash HS UT art some day

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catastrothy · 9 months

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chicken maid

#original #oc #bird girl #chicken girl #paprika gallus #paprikart #a weird cat drew this #maid #dunking her in the deep fryer

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miraculouslbcnreactions · 2 months

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Adrien: I'm a what?

Gabriel: A sentimonster made by your mother to be our perfect child.

Adrien: (horrified) No! No, it can't be! I'm not... I'm not...

Nathalie: It's true, Adrien.

Adrien: But... but... wait, then why am I allergic to pigeons? How is that "perfect"?

(Gabriel and Nathalie exchange tense looks)

Gabriel: Well, you see, son, a sentimonster represents a person's emotions and, um, well...

Nathalie: Your mother f-ing hated pigeons.

Gabriel: Yes, she despised those miserable sky rats! Every time I see one I think of her and how much she loathed them. Her hatred was so strong that it bled into your amok and gave you an allergy, but that only made you more perfect to her! She never had to worry about you going near those disguising common birds! You were meant to be near more illustrious types of fowl! You are an Agreste, after all!

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Guess what guys, I came up with a way that the pigeon thing could still pay off! (Post I'm referencing) Can we please get some variant of this in the show? I don't even care that it will validate this fandom's total lack of media literacy, I still want it to be canon. I want it to be canon so hard! It perfectly fits the show's brand of humor and it's so dumb that I find it hilarious.

#the pigeon thing #Was explaining the pigeon nonsense to my SO and got him laughing by pretending to be Emilie dunking on pigeons which lead to the above #“My perfect little Adrien will never go near the commoner's bird!!!”#He's a prince not a peasant!#Please make this part of her personality!!!

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alejaolch · 5 months

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ducking around… Dunajec River in Poland, December 2023

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ghostlyg0ssip · 1 year

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okay it's 1am but i gotta talk about this

one of the g3 designers (i believe it was the person who does faces?) made a little joke about "loving" polypropylene hair (a bit tone-deaf to ignore and poke fun at valid constructive criticism but nothing outrage worthy imo) and dolltwt is FUMING about it 😭

like it's totally understandable to not like poly for a myriad of reasons but people are getting,,VERY upset and i personally think it's a bit dramatic and petty 🤔 but i guess i shouldn't expect dolltwt of all places to be capable of having civil debates

#maybe i'm just less passionate than the average doll collector #or maybe i'm just reasonable #sorry i post about twt so much on all of my blogs #dunking on bird app is always very fun #monster high #monster high g3 #spectra's whispers #dolls

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baynton · 1 year

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