#elf help me

[valgeristik]

Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.

#dungeon meshi #kabru dungeon meshi #mithrun dungeon meshi #new fandom new fucking tags lord help me #kunst huli #dungeon meshi spoilers #is it predictable of me that i love mithrun? idk. but i do #also can i just say. obsessed with the fact that if not for the Elf Twink Curse mithrun would be ripped #as is his right

[atelier-melvalda]

Lae'zel flirting with my Tav in front of the WHOLE squad (and Tavs GF aka Shadowheart) caught me very off guard

#made me cackle (and blush) #Baldur's Gate 3 #she got my respect for that though lol #Baldur's Gate 3 Fanart #Shadowheart #Lae'zel #artists on tumblr #comic #digital art #NO WORRIES!! They are a throuple now >v< #Shadowzel #Lae'zel sure is quite the poet #I absolutely fell in love with both Lae Lae and Shadowheart #one of the most loyal companions and every little sign of affection by her makes my heart go WHOOOSH #My Tavs name is Màlee by the way #She is a *very* tall and *very* muscular high elf Druid #she's an absolute softie trying to help every person she meets #the companions are working hard to protect her from getting into trouble just because shes being too nice again #bg3

[bobombun]

So I started playing Lotr Online, the MMO game of Lord of the Rings, and it's been fun so far. Started off as an elf, and was popped into the middle of a dramatic fight I had zero context for. Bad guy stabs me with an evil sword, and screen goes black. I wake up, and my buddies are happy to see me awake. Sorry everyone, didn't mean to scare you. Hey btw, Elrond, how long was I conked out for?

Years? I was in pained coma for years?? I guess that's elves for you, huh

Oh damn, the era changed while I was asleep? What a timing, haha

Year three thousand and- wait. The era changed while I was asleep. And it is now the year three thousand and eighteen of this era.

...

I was in a coma for at least three thousand and then some years??

Elves, man.

Elves.

#thank you for your consideration elrond but i am indeed alarmed #lotro #lotr #lotr elves #lord of the rings online #if i was anyone or anything else than an elf i would be long dead #props to elrond tho for getting his healers and also learning healing himself to help me and another buddy #for THOUSANDS OF YEARS #how dedicated is this dude?? bro what are we

[melveres]

letters from his Spellbinder

#chickenscratch #dyvim whitehart #wizard101 #w101 #dyvwiz #<- implied #khrysalis spoilers #he is on his government mandated break #forever funny 2 me that the spiral door never gets fixed in khrysalis. theres a room for it and everything. #and instead the wiz has to come to bastion via trap door lmaooooo poor little hero #also!! as i was gettin the screenshot for this i found out theres a gardening rank 15 quest in khrysalis!! what a pleasant surprise #thought i was seeing things or my game broke or something #zaltanna i missed uuuuu!! also loved the whole ‘restoring bastions vegitation’ plotline. my wiz oc has a whole post-spiral lore bit on that #settling down in khrysalis and spending most of her not-mortal life helping to restore the ruins and land #finding lost teachings and taking on apprentices… #if this sounds a bit like frieren then lemme tell ya i watched that show and it felt like i was watching an elf version of eurydice. crazy

[0multifandomweirdo0]

Rayla 'I would sacrifice myself to save you'

Callum 'I would sacrifice the world to save you'

#rayllum #the dragon prince #the dragon prince callum #the dragon prince rayla #moonshadow elf #the mag #tdp rayla #tdp callum #callum x rayla #rayla x callum #this duo is so messy #theyre married #oh lord help me #netflix #rayllum otp

[ratellini]

happy necrom release everyone 📚🧾

#the elder scrolls #the elder scolls online #eso #es:o #necrom #arcanist #dunmer #dark elf #daedra #hermaeus mora #rat art #*samir #it released days ago i know. but theres problems w my credit card so im waiting for the bank to help 😔 so no necrom for me yet...

[shanicetjn]

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[frodo-with-glasses]

So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.

#lord of the rings #lotr #honestly i think the first quote is the most chilling in this context?? #like the second one pretty clearly portrays the horror of those marches #and the third seems like a realistic best-case scenario: you walk until you drop and then a familiar and beloved voice wakes you up #but the first is?? almost desperately happy?? like he’s reaching so far to say ‘no i swear this traumatic thing could be beautiful and good’ #‘it could be good!’ #‘IT COULD BE GOOD!! I SWEAR’ #‘PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS’ #and you get this sense of desperation #like he wishes a tall and beautiful Elf was there to help him and the other exhausted young men up when they stumbled and fell #i dunno if i’m making any sense but it kinda makes my heart hurt #i feel like i’m peeking into an open wound in this man’s soul

[greyhands]

A few more sketches of my OC Eldris to practice !

#artists on tumblr #art #OC #elf #sketch #Eldris #visual novel art #I couldn't help but give him a familiar #Mmm... I think his longer hairstyle is growing on me #my art

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

BG3 HeadCannons that WONT LET ME SLEEP

I have to share the headcannon that is living rent free in my head rn otherwise I will NEVER go tf to sleep bruh.

Okay so like WHAT IF - hear me out, WHAT IF, Halsin did have a child?? What if he - during the time he was held a prisoner in the underdark (as basically a sex slave) actually sired a daughter. He said he broke out during an altercation and didn't know what happened to his captors. He obviously wouldn't about his kid.

WHAT IF he had a daughter who was half drow - who grew up and was raised in the underdark; maybe she's the bastard child of a princess? Who knows. But what if she realizes that something is up - she's different than the other drow. She has his eye color, she has his kindness/ gentleness - she is unlike her mother who is cruel and abuses her power of position.

She is more than likely just as beautiful as her father, if not more. A flirt? 100% this kid would have Halsin's rizz.

She's a druid for sure - doesn't quite know it yet. You think Halsin is a mf tank as a cave bear???? I have reason to think that his child - can turn into an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE OF A BEAST. I'm talking like a Carnotauros.

While she is gentle and kind, she also has her mother's temper. Do not cross her, do not trust her little doe eyes. If you were ever to hurt someone she loved or double crossed her she wouldn't think twice about gutting you like a fish.

Another thing:

We all know that Halsin's heart is made of gold - he sees nature as a thing of beauty, bountiful, warm, fertile, prosperous. He sees balance.

His daughter sees nature as survival; chaos. She understands that there is thriving and then there is SURVIVING.

He is the warm mountain breeze and she is the tempest of the storm.

(forgive me - I can see in my head what I'm speaking of but typing it out and explaining it in words is difficult)

I would think that as different as they are Halsin would love her fiercely (that's his kid after all), though she would be a young adult at this point

Maybe be a little over protective??

ANOTHER THING:

in BG3 you're supposed to be able to have a companion of each class - what if you have:

Mol as your Rogue (young adult)

Arabella as your Sorceress (young adult)

Halsin's Daughter as your druid

BUT THEYRE LIKE BEST FRIENDS. IT WOULD JUST BE SO CUTE.

maybe they're a polycule? Maybe they're like idk the powerpuff girls? Maybe they're 3 best friends who - constantly get into mischeif ?

Would Halsin not approve of TAV romancing his daughter????

Can his daughter romance Dammon?? (I'm still butthurt that I can't romance him in game)

WILL I EVER FUCKING SLEEP? I CAN'T STOP THINKING THAT THIS IS A MOVIE/GAME I WANNA WATCH/PLAY

anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. Hope my melatonin kicks in soon <3

#bg3 #halsin #tav #bg3 headcanons #bg3 halsin #bg3 half drow #bg3 half elf #bg3 dammon #bg3 arabella #bg3 mol #bg3 tiefling #baulders gate 3 #bg3 companions #headcanon #please i just want to sleep #i can't stop thinking about this #send help #someone rp this with me #i will love you forever

[ride-a-dromedary]

On a completely different note, thinking about Halsin's point 'n click line if you have him pickpocket: "Perhaps I missed my calling as a thief," and this other point 'n click sneaking around line: "Unnoticed? *snickers* Good."

And relating those with no good reason to Halsin's snippy observations in Thorm's tomb : "To seal away that which a person no longer needs is to lessen the Oak Father's bounty for all." And "Such hoarding of wealth. A tomb for riches that could be put to better use [...] This gold may never see daylight again while others go cold and hungry."

Because it brings to my silly little mind Halsin getting to a point of frustration where he's yoinking coin pouches from wealthy elites in Baldur's Gate, "accidentally" spilling the coins on the ground for the refugees and children to take - whoops how clumsy of me - and looming over those same elites with an unsettling, even smile asking if there is a problem if they start screeching about thievery.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Halsin Posting #stereotypical flanderization of robin hood's MO this SOB #you've been robbed you say? how terrible - perhaps your clockwork friends can help? #halsin stop that 'i will not actually' #good is not always moral and moral is not always nice #like he was about to knock out that racist high elf in wyrm's crossing i don't think he'd be against petty thievery to feed the homeless #considering when kagha uses the 'she stole the idol!' bit on halsin he's like 'and explain to me how that fucking justifies #anything you did or were planning to do' #do i think he'd actually do this? probably not but i wish he would #(also those clockwork coppers would make it harder for the refugees likely and i doubt halsin wants that) #he approves cooperating and going quietly when necessary but jokes on you he won't let anyone get caught - if ya'll can do crime #i can also do a lil crime - as a treat #there's only one thing to do - rob graves and redistribute the wealth - NO

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Trying to transliterate Leara's name into Quenya, and it somehow becomes, uh,

Lëarra

Which basically means "You Sealion!"

And I'm just, "Oh yes, this is That Sealion Woman, and she can breathe fire, as all sealions do."

If Leara, for any reason at all, needed an actual Quenya or Sindarin name for any fun Elvish shenanigans, we'll just use Calairie/Calearil, which is "Light of the Sea" in Quenya and Sindarin, and what Leara actually means.

#I mean yes she uses vilya as her spy name but that's elrond's ring (ps elrond is my favorite i wanted you to know) #and elanor is her middle name and what she used in the blades but that's just a flower which yeah leara is big on roses #BUT ELANOR IS ALSO SAM'S DAUGHTER I CAN'T DO THAT #how did lin manuel miranda get on my likes playlist wth oh it's moana cool cool #anyway #coining a name like artanis felagund for a character has made me so twitchy that i have to do languages right now or not at all #ever look at aldmeris/altmeris and quenya and sindarin side by side and go 'huh there are a lot of crossover words what's up with that?' #BUT YOU KNOW IT'S BECAUSE TOLKIEN IS THE FATHER OF ELVISH AND ANY OTHER ELF LANGUAGE IS GOING TO BORROW #it's like uh oh he'd hate this comparison but it's like tolkien elvish is latin/greek and TES elvish is english #but yeah i brought maglor's name over into aldmeris so leara needed to be taken into quenya and sindarin #it's totally not because i'm still thinking of that hypothetical Skyrim/lotr leara/glorfindel fic #okay i am but it's even more pipedreamy than leara/astarion #keeping count is going to be 50+ chapters I am a COLLEGE STUDENT i am so tired please help me #I'm going to go make cookies in the air fryer now like an unhinged feral fey faerie child #which is what i am in case you were wondering which i note you WEREN'T #ahem #oc: leara roseblade #languages #mod post #BUT NO HOLD ON i don't know ANY D&D ELVISH WHATSOEVER but they told me astarion means little star and it's his childhood name #and i am like obviously because 'ion' means 'son of' in Sindarin and can easily become a diminutive suffix #i am dangerous around languages i can tell you where any cow is from just on the name alone its madness (is it? is it madness?) #okay now i'm done

[alaraxia]

mini me banner I made originally with the intention of using it for my ko-fi account, but I realized I don’t have the energy to keep something like that meaningfully updated, so now it’s just a general banner for my socials if I feel like it

#I do have a ko-fi I just don’t advertise it really because currently I’m not in need of extra financial help because job #like on one hand it would be great to make money off of making things I enjoy but on the other hand #I would feel beholden to the whims of supporters and feel the constant need to be making things I think they’d like #or things that would potentially make me more likeable and make me more money #so in that sense I think ultimately I’m a lot happier having a financially stable job and thus allowing myself to make things I want #decoupled from the expectation that they could be profitable and having my creativity tied to my ability to pay bills #I still have my inprnt shop tho where I put some of my bigger pieces and I appreciate the support of it #anyway this was not intended to be a monologue I just got carried away #capitalism is hell but drawing silly pictures of my OCs makes the weight feel just a bit lighter #go draw a silly picture of your OCs #digital art #also secrets the government doesn’t want you to know: you can just draw yourself as a lil elf wizard whenever you want #mini me

[dark-elf-writes]

Hp/Twilight crossover where Harry can keep Edward from reading his thoughts with occlumency but instead chooses to do so by mentally scream singing “Damn These Vampires” by The Mountain Goats constantly.

#the elf talks #harry potter #twilight #Harry torturing mind readers with his weaponized adhd is the funniest thing to me I can’t help it

[loremastering]

Daerhovan's updated ref sheet :) it's a lot but honestly that's my fav kind of sheet. Information galore. Despite his title, he's not actually a warden in game :p

#lotro #lotro oc #lotr oc #daerhovan #my art #i was dreading this for so long and then it was easy and fun #i just hope its coherent to future artists i wanna commission LOL #and there's a part two sobs #the anatomy and outfits #i only do this level of info for my fav oc's #elf oc #edit: I SEE MISTAKES ah well #thanks to my friends for helping me with some colors <3

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

Thought of the Day

I hope this thought makes you unwell 🫠

#I am quite unwell #Pixelated men #Halsin #halsin silverbough #fictional men #bg3 #elf #druid #These facts have ruined me for the day #Bigboi #gyatdayum #Maniacal laughter #im in danger #Dont send help