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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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GOOD OMENS MASCOT HERE, IT'S MY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY ON TUMBLR!

HELLO MAGGOTS I'VE BEEN ON TUMBLR A MONTH (CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER I JOINED ON 21 OR 22 DECEMBER, SO I'M MAKING THIS POST NEAR MIDNIGHT 21 JAN MY TIME)!

I felt like I should make some sort of post but I am really not sure what to say. And for those of you who may not know, yes I only joined tumblr a month ago. I only was kidnapped into the Good Omens fandom three weeks ago.

For those of you running across this post having no idea who I am, hello, I'm Asmi (uhz-mee), I'm the Official Good Omens Mascot because the fandom decided to uh adopt me as their son, and also am hailed as prophet here. Aside from that clearly scintillating resume, in real life I'm an author, artist and designer.

A brief description of What Happened: I joined tumblr to make a friend or something and spread chaos. A week later, I realised Good Omens was all over my dash but I had no idea what it was, so I made a summary based on what I'd gathered from the screaming. I hoped someone would enlighten me. I had no idea who David Tennant was. Or Michael Sheen.

Instead, 24 hours later and the fandom made an executive decision to kidnap me, install me as mascot, because my sheer dumbassery amused them, and started Good Omens livestreams for me. The coming Saturday will be the final three episodes of season 2. You don't need to warn me, everyone is doing it. Offering emotional support fruit etc.

I also ventured into the Doctor Who fandom. I now know that the TARDIS is blue, not yellow.

It's been three weeks since that happened and, well, here I am. Hello, Tumblr *waves awkwardly* *recollects myself and performs an elaborate bow instead*.

@neil-gaiman also seems to have found the same sadistic amusement in my descent into utter madness as the rest of you. Sir, you have created something marvellous, but some pity would not go amiss. I've gone from not knowing who Crowley is to sobbing uncontrollably over him in three weeks while the fandom rubs their hands in pleasure.

Anyway here is a reminder to all of you maggots, that I love you very, very much, and it is only 57% Stockholm Syndrome. I really, truly love you all. CAN I GET A WAHOO FOR SURVIVING A MONTH HERE?

Cursed take by @1800ineedshelp, you are all free to consider it, if Neil follows my account, does that make him a maggot?

Do with that what you will.

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nerdvanacrafts · 1 month

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Y'all, it's been a hecking month. Here's some of what I've been working on (and why I haven't posted as much).

#cute #crafts #handcrafted #amigurumi #crochet #fiber art #vocaloid #gumi vocaloid #baby blanket #rainbow sherbet #embroidery #emotional support fruits #fiber crafts #fiber artists on tumblr

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supermarine-silvally · 1 day

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🍐 + Yara pls!! -🍂

🍐 What is your OC’s mentality? Are they overall positive? Negative? A bit of both? Describe their thought patterns and reasoning behind their choice making!

Jumbo OC Ask Game

Yara describes herself as a realist. She doesn't see a point in being overly optimistic or overly pessimistic. She's most interested in assessing the most likely outcome of a scenario as well as the standard deviations. She has Future Sight Haki, so that has impacted how she's likely to make decisions in terms of clearing her mind and focusing on possible outcomes of any situation.

#oc: bravada yara #asked and answered #chats with alvita #yara just likes being practical lol #to use future sight you really have to clear your mind and not let your emotions get in the way #so because she has trained like that that tends to be how she approaches most of her decisions #it doesn't always guarantee a good outcome though #especially if there's factors involved she can't predict #(like knowing exactly what teach's devil fruit powers were)#(she would've tied ace to a chair if she had known about the yami yami no mi)#but she had only ever seen ace lose to whitebeard before #and there's no way teach was as strong as whitebeard #therefore she assumed ace was stronger because she knew he had conqueror's haki too #supporting him was a reasoned decision #but in the end an incorrect one that she'll lie awake and think about in the middle of the night for the rest of her life

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delightfuldevin · 8 days

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I've been meaning to ask and keep forgetting so forgive the 1am ask but WHAT is the story with your MLP Dragon Self Insert what's his deal who's he hang out with does he have lighting powers does he need a cool older brother who is half his height (Me)? I have many questions.

He primarily hangs out with Rarity and Pinkie Pie while in Ponyville!! And he goes to Canterlot to visit Luna every so often as well!! I haven’t thought about his relationship with Spike, but I suppose it makes sense that Spike would love having an older dragon around and probably asked him a loooot of questions about the Dragon Lands when he first showed up.

He does indeed have lightning powers!! This is another world I learned to access before my accident, so his lightning powers were obtained later down the line. He only had fire breath initially.

And he would absolutely ADORE having a cool older but shorter brother <3

So uh,, I did not have a backstory established for my MLP S/I before now and yet the second I received this ask, I popped off and this all just flowed out of my brain so here we are sjchjsdh

Jade grew up in the Dragon Lands (I arrived in this world at around age 11), but he never really fit in with the dragons’ way of life. He always sought companionship but that’s not really a thing in dragon society and he didn’t quite understand why. For all other dragons, being alone and distant seemed as natural as breathing, but for Jade it felt so wrong it made him feel sick. If he was the odd one out, perhaps he was the problem then?

One night, he met someone in his dreams. He didn’t know what she was, but she was so beautiful and kind, unlike any of the dragons he knew. When he woke up the next morning, he felt so refreshed as if he had slept like royalty. That mysterious whatever-she-was appeared in more of his dreams after that and each time, he would wake up like it was the best sleep of his life.

It wasn’t until several years later that he learned what ponies were. Their society was so much different than that of dragons, but somehow he felt like they were what he was missing. Jade had felt out of place amongst dragons his whole life; maybe he just didn’t belong there after all. So, he set out for Equestria, hoping to find what he was looking for all his life.

Unsurprisingly, the ponies he met initially did not receive him well. He was starting to think it might’ve been a bad idea to come there, but as he was about to give up and return to the Dragon Lands, he stumbled into Ponyville. He arrived during the time when Discord took over (the first episode I remember watching of the show was the season 2 premiere with Discord ^^) and once everything was turned back to normal, Twilight and her friends mistakenly thought he was part of Discord’s chaos magic that somehow remained. After all, how else would a dragon suddenly be in Ponyville?

After explaining himself and why he came, he was surprised to find that everyone simply accepted him at face value and welcomed him there. Sure, it took some getting used to for everyone, but in no time at all he was already feeling right at home! He became somewhat of a handyman, working odd jobs around the town. Being a dragon and all, he’s much stronger than even the strongest earth ponies, so everyone would ask him for help with any kind of manual labor. He was just happy to be accepted by others; it was all he’d ever wanted.

During the episode Luna Eclipsed, he saw Luna when she came to Ponyville and realized that it was her who he’d met in his dreams all those years ago. When she saw him, she also remembered him, surprised to see him there. Though she primarily helped the ponies of Equestria with her magic, she sensed Jade’s bad dreams back then and wanted to help him too, even if she didn’t have the expertise to help him with the particular issues he was facing as a dragon. The two of them spent the rest of the night together, with Luna even staying until dawn as they lost track of time. As she was about to leave for Canterlot, she invited him to come visit her sometime and he eagerly promised he would.

From there, he’s just a background character for the rest of the series. He plays no role in any big events; he basically functions as one of the crowd, except he’s a rather tall dragon in a crowd of ponies so he stands out quite a bit fjvhjdfvnkd. And he does start regularly visiting Luna in Canterlot. He doesn’t live directly in Ponyville, rather he shacks up in a cave just outside of town cause houses are not comfortable to sleep in jfbvkfdnk.

When the friendship school is established, he meets Smolder again (they met before very briefly in the Dragon Lands before he left). When Ember realizes Jade lives here already, she asks him to look after Smolder at the school to make sure she’s following the rules and setting a good example of the dragons. Jade agrees and becomes something of a “guardian” for Smolder, attending any kind of conferences at the school. The others of the Young Six become rather attached to him as well. It was during a parent-teacher night that Gallus’s guardian didn’t show up and Gallus asked Jade to take their place, which he accepted. From then on, Jade became the guardian for both Smolder and Gallus while they attended the school.

Also silly meme I just thought up jfbvjddjncdjs

#answered the thing #sonas tag #fruit salad #emotional support nerd #cant express enough how all this just poured out of my brain at like 11 pm last night #i had to save it to my drafts so i could look over it in the morning to make sure it was actually coherent jdncdjnns #maybe i will post the teeny fic i wrote about gallus taking me to griffonstone to tell the griffon leader that i adopted him………..

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plenary-indulgence · 6 months

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hey moon please forget to fall down hey moon don't you go down

#been awhile since i dropped one of these here #watching new followers scatter like throwing a shoe into a cloud of fruit flies #but listen #endwalker's been a rough one for crazy ol yuyuhase #even a guy like him has a limit #it's a shame his emotional support frenemy with bennies has been dead for 2 expacs

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vangoggles · 11 months

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what is your treat beverage? your little drinkypoo? your emotional support refreshment?

#my top 3 are probably 1. cherry and or vanilla coke 2. mango nectar 3. strawberry milk #strawberry milk would be my top one if it was easier to find #actually wait i change my mind and my original phrasing was unclear #treat beverage is strawberry milk or mango nectar (coz they're hard to find so i genuinely get excited)#my little drinkypoo is amaretto+rye&coke but it doesn't have to be alcoholic. non alcoholic could be iced tea with fruit slices #emotional support beverage is dr pepper bcuz she's always there for me. and sometimes she wears a little cherry vanilla perfume.

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shackld · 10 months

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the only thing stopping me from trying the grimace shake myself is that i hear its like berry flavored and thats not for me-

#i like actual fruit for example like id eat strawberries but i dont like strawberry-flavored items #its the artificial flavor it doesnt like me #;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)

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dspirmic · 1 year

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eishi likes mango-pineapple refreshers hi

#i do not drink like. fruit drinks ever #but i got curious and got one from dunkin #and its DIFFERENT #but its good-#;sir this is my emotional support toxic radio show host. (ooc)

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largemandrill · 2 years

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Haven’t posted art in like a 10 years so here. My men, my boys, my friends

#Sent this to my friend as “Apollo and his Emotional support Himbo”#These designs are for a bigger project that these fruits are in #if you even care/j #Greek mythology #Apollo #Hyacinthus #THATS HYACINTHUS BTW #my art

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picavecalyx · 1 year

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Gregor.

#i.e.; my emotion support dolphin because i dont have the money or the capacity to reliable take care of an living creacher during college #ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit

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cxldblxxded · 9 months

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i've put 47.4 hours into bg3 so far since friday which maybe says something about my mental state BUT i have cast both my actors, i have equipment reserved (which is a HUGE load off my fuckin shoulders), my location is secured, my crew is p much secured. literally everything from here to next sunday is meeting after meeting after meeting and i'm still nervous but it's the good kind of nervous now not the "my thesis isn't going to happen" kind of nervous 👍

#ooc #moop makes movies #my emotional support fruits carrying my fat ass to baldur's gate and my thesis finish line #GOD !!#anyways my replies are gonna run out soon i think so it'll just be other shit <3 #and then i need a few days to recover. and then i can come back a bit and do things

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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pt X good omens whatever the HEAVEN s1e5 was

LAST DAY OF ANTIBIOTICS BABY CAN I GET A WAHOO? In that enthusiastic spirit and listening to my gay playlist that I called BOYS, let's have my summary of whatever I remember from the livestream of season one episode five, which ain't a lot:

In the few minutes break between episode 4 and 5, everyone urges me to get more emotional support fruit. I find a second apple and some sugarcane.

Some of you don't know how to eat sugarcane. It's simple, baby. You bite and suck, blow out the fibres, and swallow the juice. Suck, blow, swallow, guys, it's hard but it's worth it.

I was still howling over the books in the bookshop, because fuck me I have books that are from the mid 1900s and IF THEY BURNED I'M BURNING THE WORLD.

Barely a few minutes in I've already finished the remaining orange watching Crowley break down over the burning bookshop. Crowley can't find Azi and I start eating the apple too (I was saving apples for being gay gn over Crowley, guys, LITTLE DID I KNOW THE PAIN).

I make a reference to driver's license looking at Crowley being sad in their car. For some reason everyone calls me a prophet.

Tracy who is the kinky lady has plushies to make a bedroom seductive. I'm too ace for this. I hug my IKEA snake, Draco.

The Antichrist goes batshit poor Adam. There are some rictus smiles, horror movie shit, and he insists that his friends are having fun. It is similar to how this fandom kidnapped me. You're having fun, Asmi, you say. This is fun.

There is more vague hetero sex. I cannot deal with the genre whiplash. I am still too ace and gay for this.

The apple is over. Finally, Aziracrow gets screentime, but then I watch Crowley's voice break over the residual emotional of losing his best friend, and Aziraphale maybe not realising that the friend was him. My eyes are burning and now everyone is demanding emotional support fruit and making sad headcanons. Fuck you all.

Aziraphale possesses a lady, which is normal, and summons spirits, which is normal. I insist that I am not crying over flatulence, and @thescholarlystrumpet who organises the stream tells me to put it in my tumblr review. I'm not crying over flatulence.

CAN I A WAHOO. Aka Crowley fucking things up for future Crowley yet again.

Aziraphale is THE southern pansy, THE posh gay.

MAGGOTS ARRIVE. IT'S YOU GUYS YAY! Everyone is disgusted except me, because I love you guys, even if you are slimy.

Crowley is now stuck in traffic and simmering with the not-yet-zombie in the passenger's seat. There is fire around London.

Through the power of Manifesting, Crowley drives the bentley through the fire to get to Tadfield. Dream it to be it, guys. With Barbie Crowley, Anything Is Possible. Crowley is now literally a flaming gay (gn).

Friends leave Antichrist. Antichrist sad. Dog leaves Antichrist. Antichrist heartbroken, Antichrist now back to being baby.

Through small town directions, Aziraphale still possessing lady arrives at Tadfield. Crowley in all her flaming glory arrives too. The kids are badasses, riding in on cycles. I am on my second apple. Crowley immediately recognises Aziraphale.

They are now at the American base. Wahoo, bitches. See ya next post my lovely maggots.

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nerdvanacrafts · 2 months

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Oh gosh, has it really been a year already? This has been a journey, for sure, and thank you to everyone who follows me! Your support means I get to keep doing what I love, which is making cute, cuddly amigurumi babies. Here's a look back at some of the things I've made!