#every follower i love you with all my heart oki?

[artist-issues]

“At least it's not ferociously attacking God quite as directly as Steven Universe did…”

Not that I’m surprised by this statement, but can you elaborate on this? Kinda intrigued by your thoughts on Steven Universe.

Okie dokie, you’re not the only one who has asked me about this, so I suppose I’ll poke the hornet’s nest. 😅 I haven’t talked about this before because I assumed that everyone who wanted to hear my kinds of opinions on stories wasn’t watching or interested in Steven Universe.

It’s like asking vegetarian if they enjoyed a turkey dinner. The turkey dinner was so obviously not made for vegetarians to enjoy, so why would the vegetarian even bother analyzing the turkey?

But I think if some people are asking me why I think Steven Universe is anti-God (of the Bible) its because maybe they don’t know what the turkey is. Not completely. (Maybe not you, because like you said, you’re not surprised by my comment.) So I’ll explain my thoughts on Steven Universe.

If you’re just following me because you liked some stuff I posted, but didn’t realize that I’m a Bible-believing Christian and don’t want to hear about it, unfollow me now. Because I’m going to talk about some hot button issues here and the trolls will come out.

Steven Universe is really well-done. The jokes are funny, the writing is believable, the characters have great chemistry, great design, the concept is fascinating, the slow build-up and reveal of the plot elements is great. But when you watch the throne room scene in the last episode of Season 5 “Change Your Mind,” it’s alarmingly clear how much the whole show is not just settling for defending and championing the LGBTQ+ worldview—it goes all the way to attacking what Christians believe, on the other side.

Anything that’s pro-LGBTQ+ is doing that by default, but this show goes out of its way to do that.

You have to understand: God created and designed us. Deeper than that; He created and designed romantic relationships, and invented marriage. He didn’t just create love—He is love. So when humans come along and do what we’ve always done since the fall, and say, “I’d rather define what Your thing is and how it works for myself, God,” it’s not only an incredible slap in the face, it’s an attack on God’s actual identity—and it’s destructive for us and the people around us. Like a fish insisting it can breathe oxygen.

But Steven Universe goes beyond that. It knows that the Christian worldview is it’s biggest opposition. It digs right down to the heart of the worldview-battle. LGBTQ+ worldview says, “I should get to love what I want and be who I am, because I’m me. Love is love. (By which I mean, any action or relationship I choose to call love is love, because I’m the one calling it that.)”

Biblical worldview says “No, wait, you shouldn’t base your decisions on you alone; what you want changes day to day, and you’re broken, so you can’t ever be satisfied based on what you want—the Bible says God made you for something, and you rejected that, and it broke you. You’re not how you’re meant to be: even what you want and what you think love is is twisted up and can hurt you and others. But if you submit to God He’ll help you, He’ll fix what’s broken and give you new life by making you how you were supposed to be: He’ll live in you and through you.”

Are we beginning to get the picture?

See, the whole thing with the opposing views between LGBTQ+ and Christian people is as old as time. It’s not a new debate. It’s Satan and Eve in the garden. She says, “This is not how God said things should be,” and Satan says, “Are you sure that’s what He said? He knows if you do this thing, you’ll be like Him. You’ll be god: you’ll get to decide ‘how things should be’ for yourself.”

He lied and said that disobedience would satisfy her. That she knew what her own heart needed better than the God that made it did. That the very act of being imperfect would make her godlike.

And then Steven Universe comes along and says “if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.”

And has a cast of created being characters who’s imperfections (Garnet’s forbidden “love,” Pearl’s obsession, Amethyst’s insecurity) are supposedly “the best thing about them; what makes them who they are.”

And has a main character who used to be a part of the god-like creator relationship, but used her power to come down to earth and completely change who she is into a fully different person.

And has a godlike Creator character who claims she “doesn’t need” her created beings (just like the God of the Bible) but they all have a little part of their creator in them so she has to repress their imperfections; she holds them all to a standard that’s impossible to reach called “perfection” and punishes them when they don’t meet it even though it hurts them to try; she expects them all to do what they were created by her for; she fixes them when they can’t meet her standard by shining her light through them and making them extensions of their Creator.

And has a main character who argues, fights back, tries to stop her, and is answered with lines that sound surprisingly like what LGBTQ+ people hear when Christians argue with them: “you’re only making things worse; you’re just deceiving yourself; even while you resist it your actual light can’t help shining through,” etc.

White Diamond just wants everything to be perfect. Like her. She just wants her created beings to “be themselves.” But what she means is, be how she created them to be.

And she’s the bad guy. She’s playing God in this show, and Rebecca Sugar is saying, “If God is telling us that can only be happy by being perfect, as He is perfect, and doing what He created us to do, then He’s wrong. Our imperfections are what make us special—unique—individuals—free—and there is nobody who has the right to take that freedom away from us, not even out creator!”

And you know what?

If God were like White Diamond, like Rebecca Sugar believes Him to be, Steven Universe would be right.

But He is NOT.

God is not a dictator who forces us to conform to a standard of perfection and then smashes us when we don’t meet it. He is a King who made us perfect to begin with, and we rejected him, because He allowed us to do that. He knew that true love was love that had to be chosen, and He wanted us to love Him by choice, so he gave us the option. But Rebecca Sugar doesn’t understand—there was never “Choose God or Choose Yourself.” There was only, “Choose God or Choose Nothing.” There was nothing except God. Then He created everything. There is no version of reality where you have something better than God, or even slightly less good but different, to pick. You’re not jumping from one ship into a smaller one, but at least it’s yours—you’re jumping from one ship into a void, and then complaining that there’s no other ship. That’s humans. That’s not God. / White Diamond didn’t make her creations perfect (Amethyst) and she didn’t make them for love. She made them for power. That’s not the God of the Bible.

Even when we did choose to try and love ourselves instead of God, and therefore warped our ability to perfectly love at all, He didn’t smash us. True, everything fell and was cursed, which is exactly what He warned us would happen if we chose it, but it was a natural consequence of breaking ourselves. And then He didn’t leave us that way. He didn’t give up on us. And He certainly didn’t just zap us, snap His fingers, quick-fix it and turn us all into robots who are extensions of Him, who say they love Him but only because it’s His voice puppeting us to say it.

No. He came to us, chose to give up His life at the exact point on the timeline when Romans, masters in the art of slow, humiliating, torturous death, would be the ones to carry out His crucifixion, and saved us Himself. Through the sacrifice of His own life. And even then, we still have a choice. We get to choose to accept that incredible self-sacrifice when we don’t deserve it, and be given new life and a relationship with the Creator who knows us and loves us better than we can love ourselves or receive love from others—OR we can just keep stubbornly insisting that our slavery to the opposite of what God wants is somehow freedom, and our twisted versions of love are genuine, and we’re not broken, and die like that. Die broken creatures who lived their whole lives stomping their feet and screaming “I’m not a creature, I’m a god!”

White Diamond sacrifices nothing, because Rebecca Sugar doesn’t know the God of the Bible. She just knows her idea of Him. She’s never actually gotten to know Him. If she had, she’d learn how silly and twisted her idea is.

Because you know what, yeah, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. But people aren’t pork chops. And hot dogs have flavor (not better than pork chops) but they are awful for you.

Christians aren’t perfect cuts of meat with no individuality or flavor. Just because we all know and love the same God doesn’t mean we have no personalities. It just means we don’t think so freaking much about what we are, or who we get to be, or what we like and want. Jeez, what a self-centered, narcissistic, self-obsessed way to live. She plays Steven like he’s this wonder-child, innocent and full of heart, who encourages his friends to love and keep trying. But honestly?

This is very pretty animation but it’s not real. Steven looks happy hugging Steven but self-love doesn’t ultimately get you that.

That’s all based on the premise that what he’s encouraging them to do is actually good, and will make them happy, and will help them love better. And it just won’t. Not in real life. That’s not how any of this works. Self-love is just self-obsession. And that is a sure-fire way to hurt you, and everyone around you.

You’ll never be free by choosing to run to a worse master. You’ll never be satisfied with your crappy attempts at loving yourself, because you were made to be loved flawlessly and forever by someone who is Love Himself.

And choosing to identify with your imperfections doesn’t make you uniquely you. It just makes you exactly like every other human being marching in the same line since the Fall.

White Diamond’s not relational. She’s up high and distant. That’s not God. He made you to be in relationship with Him. He loves you, totally and perfectly, and He proved it by sacrificing for You.

So yeah. That’s the problem with Steven Universe. Come get me, SU fans.

#Steven universe #su #Pearl #amethyst #garnet #Steven universe fans #change your mind #white Diamond #Christianity #Christian’s #asked #answered #thanks #rattling the cage #Rebecca sugar

[sems-diarie]

*SNIVELING*

oki, ‘m new here, but I thought u would like to hear ‘bout this situation that occurred while I was writing with a katsuki bot I made, ITS SO SIMPLE BUT I— live laugh katsuki 🥺

When her nails are finally done, he comes over to inspect them, giving an approving nod. "Cute," he says gruffly, taking her newly manicured hand in his larger one and running his thumb over the back of it gently.

"This what you wanted?" He asks, glancing over at her face. His tone is casual but his eyes are intent, wanting to be sure she's happy with how they turned out. Her satisfaction means more to him than anything.

He helps her up out of the chair, careful not to mess up her fresh nails. As they walk out of the salon hand in hand, he can't resist teasing her a little. "Don't know how you walk in those damn things," he says, nodding at her wedges. "Might have to carry you if you can't keep up, dumbass."

— 🧁anon

oh that last one is so so so so <3333 i just bought some wedges and they tear my feet apart. sweeps you up without so much as a second thought, one hand tucked under your knees and the other at your back. you feel weightless first, then breathless—

“so funny, mister hero.” you nearly gasp it with the way he just made all the breath in you vanquish. like nothing, you realize. katsuki doesn’t even so much as blink an eye, instead nudging his shoulder to push a door in. “use your hands, next time.”

“important cargo here, sweets,” he wastes no time in snapping back. “i’d say wear better shoes but—,”

“—because,” you’re quick to cut in, “you hate when i have fun?”

“bu-hht.” katsuki jostles you in his arms, not unkindly but none too lightly at all. “we need to be on time for dinner or my mom will wring my neck.”

ruby eyes catch a look at your shoes. they clatter against your skin every now and again as he hustles you toward the car. they hug your feet so nicely; the sweet make of them adds something glorious to your flair.

“what’s wrong?” you tug gently at the buttoned sleeve of his dress shirt. “you don’t like them?”

he sets you down to click open the passenger door.

the last you hear of katsuki is as he ushers you down into the seat. he sounds troubled, forlorn almost. then the coward hobbles on around to stick his keys into his ignition and glide off.

“remind me to fuck you in those shoes later tonight.”

“oh no way,” you gaze on him sharpens. “these wouldn’t withstand it. it’s barefoot or nothing with you now.”

“what’s that shit you love to say when you’re bein’ dramatic?” you hum, tapping at your phone to let mitsuri know the two of you are on your way. katsuki’s quick to follow up.

“i remember: you hate my happiness.”

“no!” you retaliate, only after a few beats. your phone zings! Take your time, your mother in law shoots a text back, followed by a few blue heart emojis.

your snap your neck to eye your husband down, “i think it’s important to remember how your splooge ruined my red bottoms the last time i let you raw me in heels.

which was yesterday, by the way.”

“so, what?”

“sooo, what!” katsuki’s nearly impressed when your voice pitches three octaves. oh, he’s pissed you off. bad. well, it can’t be too bad, he reasons with himself.

the bastard doesn’t even fight the smirk that curls in his lips, spliced at the corner with a real nasty scar.

“so, what?” katsuki mutters. “the new pair were ordered an hour later.”

you sputter. “is that my point, dickhead? i’ll answer for you: no!”

#bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou katsuki drabble #just goin thru my drafts 🍒

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

i've been thinking abt this for the last 10 seconds and i need to share this LMFAOO but how but either jack or kappa with "i would never let anyone or anything hurt you. i've never felt that way about anyone." AAAAAAAA imma pass out oki lob u lots and i love the way you write i like hang on to every word ITS SO GOOD EVERYTIME

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 1000 FOLLOWERS! Let's celebrate that with this little something something here 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 I'm very much left speechless by the sheere amount of people that apparently enjoy my deranged writings enough to follow this flaming dumpster fire of a Tumblr blog. I love and appreciate all of you so incedibly much! 🖤 Thank you from the very bottom of my heart!

Going To California

Summary: Kappa displaying insane amounts of husband material.

Pairing: hippie!Kappa x fem!Reader

Word Count: ~1.6k

Content Warnings: Romantic Van Life Smut 18+!, Unprotected P In V, L-Bombs, Very Fluffy And Domestic, Kappa Being A Heartthrob, Kappa Talking You Through It, Sprinkles Of Actual Plot, Dad!Kappa 👀

A/N: To the wonderful nonnie, I have to confess that I thought much longer than 10 seconds about this 🤭🥴

I put together a hippie!Kappa playlist!

Tagging the horny horde:

@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @cc-luvr @icarus-star @milaeth @roryculkinsgf @spookyorchid @arch1viste @whoareyoi @angelsanarchy @blueberrypancakesworld @rocketqueen-world @r0ttenmess @doddernix @svgarcaine @amayalul @basementgrl222 @kristennero-wallacewellsver @iiheartsai

Spent my days with a woman unkind

Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine

Made up my mind to make a new start

Going to California with an aching in my heart

Someone told me there's a girl out there

With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

- Going To California By Led Zeppelin

With his plush, soft lips Kappa left a trail of slightly sloppy kisses all the way from your forehead down to the tip of your nose that he eventually nudged playfully with the tip of his own.

"And here I thought you'd let me sleep.." You giggled, your tone a little drowsy as your senses had already been on the best way to slip towards warm and comforting dreams for tonight.

" 'M sorry, sugar, didn't wanna wake you up again." He nuzzled his face into the curve of your neck, his left cheek soft against your jawline.

"Are you though?" You pushed somewhat teasingly, arching your brows in the dark of the van while a smile tugged your lips.

"Well, yeah…but also not really." Kappa admitted, his curly, black hair ghosting over your collarbone whilst his hands searched for your waist further down underneath the woolen blanket that the two of you shared.

In gingerly soft touches, his fingertips caressed over the bare skin of your hips, tracing your curves slowly to savor every inch of you next to him.

"Go on.." You inquired, feeling how he sent little waves of gentle goosebumps all over your body.

"I'm just..y'know…I've never been just that happy and I can't help myself here, really. I hardly get enough of you, babe." His slightly raspy voice hummed into the crook of your neck which had you leaning your head back just a little yet enough for him to take note of the invitation.

"Hardly enough, yeah?", It rolled over your tongue in a tender laugh as you recognised his lips softly nipping right underneath your earlobe, "I'm with you all day everyday. How are you not tired of that yet, honey?"

"How could I ever, hm?", To underline his point, Kappa suckled your sensitive skin right between his teeth, effectively leaving a hickey just like a love-sick teenager, "None of this would just be remotely as heavenly as it is right now without you. Living in a van this, being free to go wherever that…but I wouldn't wanna go anywhere without you anymore. I love you."

"Good god, you're so sweet, Kappa.", You felt your entire chest swelling with a very distinct kind of fulfilling warmth as you led your fingertips to sneak under the hem of his linen shirt and caress his soft skin all the way up to his shoulders, "I love you, too. So incedibly much."

Turning your face to the side just a notch, you pressed a long kiss to the crown of his head, holding him close in your embrace, your senses following closely how his body heat quickly engulfed your statue, seeping through the layers of fabric.

'Hmhmm…right there, sugar." Kappa quietly groaned into your neck, pressing his front further against yours.

You very well knew how much of a slave he was to being touched around his shoulders and you eagerly followed his plea for more of your tender strokes. Planting another kiss to his hair, you started drawing random shapes and forms, curly waves and loops all over his shoulder blades and along his spine, pulling little moans and whines oozing with enjoyment from his mouth.

"S-so good to me, love." He hummed in a low voice, his own hands fastening their hold on your hips.

"Always." You returned softly while it didn't go unnoticed how both of your bodies reacted to one another.

You could feel Kappa's growing hard on pressing through his pants against your thighs just as much as you acknowledged your perked up nipples brushing against his collarbones whilst your own arousal throbbed between your legs.

"So much for just falling asleep, huh?" You joked amicably, pressing both of your palms against his back before pulling him on top of you as you turned to lay on your back.

"Oh, that's all you now!" Kappa reciprocated with a hearty laugh right before lowering his lips onto yours, nipping and nibbling at them teasingly.

"Is that so?" It left your mouth in a chuckle, your hands busy with pulling his trousers off of him.

"I might just be a tad bit involved in this.." He groaned, feeling his cock prodding against your cunt without anything left in between.

"A tad bit, yeah?" You inhaled sharply at the sensation, noticing how your body turned gradually more greedy.

"Probably severely very interested, s'that what you wanna hear, sugar?" Kappa sighed against your mouth before thrusting into you in one languid, careful stroke.

"Fuck…", It rushed over your tongue as you felt his girth stretching you out, "Feels so good, damn."

"Still mad about being awake?" Your lover huffed against your jawline as he rolled his hips into your lap, having your eyes flutter shut at the sensation.

"Hmhmmm…" You moaned out whilst allowing your head loll back into one of the plenty tie-dye patterned cushions.

"Fuck, I love you so much.", Kappa groaned, raising his forehead to rest right against yours as he thrusted into you anew, "I'd never let anything or anyone hurt you, sugar. You know that, right?"

Kappa's words reverberated, echoed right through you, making you feel as one with him.

"I've never felt that way about anyone before." His voice filled your mind as the tip of his cock nudged against that especially sensitive spot on your inside.

"My one and only…", You moaned softly against his warm, slightly sweaty cheek, your lips brushing over his upper lip and pressing soft pecks to the corner of his mouth, "Wouldn't trade the world for you. Ugh, god, hear that? You turned me all soft, damn hippie."

Both of you chuckled for a moment, the vibrations of his chest against yours making your heart feel like it was about to explode right into his aura that smelled like lavender and freshly cut grass to you. The warmth of his character, the carelessness in the most inappropriate of moments and just simply being with Kappa had done things to you…good things for once in your life.

"You were soft way before me, love, the world just didn't appreciate you showing it, but be certain that I do." You couldn't quite decipher if it was the way Kappa spoke to you or the way he cradled the curves of your waist in his grip, making you feels safe and protected with him right on top you, between your legs, that eventually pushed your body over the threshold of a rapidly building orgasm and quite frankly you didn't care.

Soft moans, repeated chants of his name cascaded from your lips as you arched your back to shove your hips into his lap, needing to feel him inside of you as deep as you possibly could, your pulsing and contacting cunt clenching down around his cock.

"There, there…let it all just go, 'm here, sugar." He cooed into your flushed cheek in a low groan, his own body turning rigid as he felt your walls pulling him in deeper.

The tide of your orgasm, the push and pull of your release was enough for Kappa to come undone himself, spilling his load as deep as possible, shoving it and pushing it deep inside of you.

"I gotchu…" Kappa hummed, enjoying the bliss of his own release rippling through his muscles, allowing himself to get lost in that instant of being ultimately close to you.

Only very reluctantly he pulled out of you eventually, the load of his seed trickling out and pooling all over the inside of your thigh.

"Uh, I gotta tell you something, actually…" You started awkwardly, immediately drawing Kappa's attention towards you.

"Huh? Are you trying to give a panic attack right after cumming now?" His hand fumbled around the headboard above the mattress, fingertips eagerly trying to find the light switch for the fairy lights dangling from all over the ceiling.

"No, sorry, oh god, sorry. It's just… come here.", Right after he flipped the switch, illuminating the inside of your van in a warm, almost orangy tint, you reached for his hand and gently pressed it against your lower abdomen, "I have a strong feeling that we are at least 3 now."

"What?" It blurted out of him, brows knit together in confusion as he stared at you with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

"I'm way past my period, Kappa.", You hinted further, "Sore breasts and, good god, the nausea lately?"

"What I'm hearing you say right now is that you are… pregnant?" His forehead crinkled in soft creases.

"Ah, there we go. That took you a hot second, no?" You chuckled out softly, planting a kiss to the bridge of his nose.

" 'M gonna be a dad?!", Confusion was swept aside by unbridled joy and excitement, "And you're gonna be a momma?!"

"Looks like it an awful lot now, babe." You couldn't hold back the wide grin spreading on your face before Kappa practically jumped you, attacking you with a wave of kisses, pecks and smooches all over.

#tam rambles #asks are appreciated #asks are always open #kappa #kappa black mirror #kappa x reader #kappa x you #rory culkin #kappa smut #kappa x fem!reader #black mirror #black mirror 6 #black mirror: beyond the sea

[blindmagdalena]

Hey again! So following up on the s/o with close older brother question, let's say the older brother kinda sorta knows that Homelander is fucked up, and has the "talk" with him (the "if you hurt a thread of hair on my sibling I'll fuck you up" type talk. The older brother doesn't really care that Homelander is this famous powerful being or whatever). Maybe the older brother tries to keep Homelander's s/o away from him. How would that scenario go?

Clearly Homelander's persona as an upstanding hero and dream-perfect boyfriend has lulled this moron into a false sense of security. He thinks he can speak to him with some kind of authority the moment he gets a whiff of something being off.

He's in for a harsh wakeup call.

“It you hurt her I’ll—“

“You’ll what?” Homelander interjects sharply, smiling in the same way a beast bares its teeth. The threat of it echoes in his eyes, wide and unkindly set. “No, really. You’ll what?”

Your brother only hesitates a second, but that’s all Homelander needs to pounce.

“That’s right. Not a fucking thing. I could shove your fist all the way down your throat and high-five you out your ass, and no one in this world would do a goddamn thing about it. You wanna know why?”

He leans in, that predator grin stretching wider. “I’m me, and you’re nobody.”

He relishes the look that puts on the poor saps face. He can’t help but continue to push, to establish that he’s the only one calling the shots here.

“Here’s the deal, bro,” he says, slinging an arm around the man’s shoulder. “Your sister? She fucking worships me. I don’t care how close you were or how much you thought she loved you, she’s mine now. And I will tell you one goddamn thing for certain, buckaroo,” he says, possessiveness making his tone vicious. His gloved hand tightens like a claw on the man's shoulder. “No one tells me what to do with what’s mine," he says through his teeth, leaning uncomfortably close. "Threaten me again and you’ll be eating from a tube and shitting into a bag for the rest of your miserable life.”

He soaks up the look of horror on the man’s face, knowing that by saying something so extreme, something so entirely out of character for the man you know, you’ll never believe it. If your brother tries to tattle, he'll look like the psychopath. Homelander will naturally deny every word of it while being as supportive as any good boyfriend should be.

“Okie-dokie. Good talk, bro!” He says, abruptly chipper, his smile now broad and eerily friendly. He gives him a harsh pat on the back and leaves him to stew on his friendly advice. “Let’s not do it again, okay?” He stops in the doorway, turning to point his index finger at him, thumb raised. “And remember, you’re the real hero.”

He savors the fading sound of the man’s heart pounding in his chest and the lingering bitter stink of his fear as he walks away. The taste of you will be the sweetest chaser to it.

#couldn't help myself i just love writing homelander threatening people #homelander x reader #homelander x you #jealousy #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #my writing

[earthtooz]

omg hold awn …… imagine reo in a modern setting where you both had an argument where reo kind of hurt your feelings in the process. as a result you distanced yourself from him for a while by blocking his number and accounts of him that have you followed. of course, you felt lonely and hurt so you distracted yourself through playing games!! you remembered your favorite character is going to have a rerun anf naturally you were hyped!!! unfortunately, you didnt save enough currency due to college life but that didnt deter you from grinding day and night (and to your luck, the school issued a week-break so YAY!!) . so to the day of your fave chara's banner, you received a friend request from a low-leveled account and without giving it a thought you accepted it. as soon as you accepted it you received a message from them saying 'i'm sorry :((' ..... followed by a huge amount of game currency enough to c6r5 them LMAO . lo and behold, it was reo behind that account sobs sobs the day you distanced away from him he felt his life dull and aching and finding out that you have him blocked in everything made it worse . ever the persistent, he remembered you sharing a screenshot once of your pulls that had your ID below so he bought an expensive gaming desktop and learned all the game basics just to talk to you hajjfjfjd the thought of him doing this makes my heart somersault sobs he just wants to love u okie

i can't when you first sent this ask i literally burst out laughing and sent it to the homies, HOW DID YOU TARGET EVERYTHING I LOVE IN ONE I CAN'T I CAN'T THIS FELT TOO PERSONAL LMFAOOOOOO, anon knows me better than my damn birth mother PLSSS

alright anon, i'll write it HAHAHAH perfect to every word, no diverging from the plot for this ask, this was too amazing HAHA I ADORE YOU FOR THIS

#earf's inbox hours ✌️

[stardustshimmer]

🖊 Meladee, and Somnia!

Ah yes, the two fan favorites.

Now's my chance to really write.

*cracks knuckles and rubs hands together*

Okie dokie, here we go...

(Angst warning, ESPECIALLY for Queen Somnia’s section)

Meladee: Father-Daughter Talk

I feel like I'm always talking about how close Mel is with Dedede. But what about her other dad? How does Meta Knight spend time with her?

Meta Knight is not just a father to Mel, but a mentor, just like he is to Kirby. He'll take her to all sorts of places around Dream Land every now and then to have some one-on-one time with her, usually early in the morning, when the two can catch the sunrise.

They'd sit for about an hour, maybe even two. They'd meditate, or Meta Knight would tell her stories about his past adventures (Note: Meladee wouldn't be born until during the events of Triple Deluxe while Dedede was kidnapped. I made it this way so that Meta Knight had a reason not to show up in the game, lol).

Once, they sat themselves down on top of Meta's favorite perching spot; on a cliff that stood a little high above their cozy little town.

When Meta Knight told her about how he teamed up with his crew to overthrow Dedede and take over Dream Land, Mel looked at him with the saddest puppy eyes.

She asked, "Why would you do that, Dad?"

"...Because back then, I didn't realize how much of a fool I was for trying to change something that didn't NEED any change," Meta told her. "Dream Land is perfect as it is, Meladee. If I would have been successful in my rampage..."

Here, Meta was holding back tears. "...our lives would be so much different... So much... worse..."

Mel would notice he was crying under the mask. She ALWAYS notices.

"It's ok, Dad..." she reassured him. "That was a long, long, long time ago. We're fine now. You don't have to worry about all that anymore..."

Mel leaned her head into her father and rested it there.

In response, Meta wrapped his wing around her like a blanket.

The two fell asleep shortly after.

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Queen Somnia: Love Letters

If there's one holiday the Queen of the Cloud Kingdom adored the most, it was Valentine's Day.

Kracko had always noticed how... fluttery she got during the month of February. Humming to herself, spending extra time in her vanity room dolling herself up, baking sweets. Heck, her hair even started turning from light purple to light pink!

But one thing that stood out to Kracko the most was how Somnia always kept stationery near her bedside for the whole month.

Each night before going to sleep, the Queen would write short, sweet messages on little sheets of paper in her favorite glittery purple pen. She sealed each envelope she put the letters in with a heart sticker and a gentle kiss.

She’d then step out onto her balcony, form a small cloud, place the letter inside, and push the cloud outward into the night sky to travel to its destination: Ripple Star.

- ⭐️ - ⭐️ -

As Queen Ripple went about her daily activities, she’d always be happy to see a small cloud traveling towards her location, for that meant she had a new letter. After opening it and reading it, she’d swoon to herself. She’d read it once more, then again. Later on, she’d write one of her own in response, then assign her loyal fairy, Ribbon, the task of delivering it to the Cloud Kingdom.

- ⭐️ - ⭐️ -

Later that evening, Somnia would hear a polite tapping on her balcony door, opening it to come face to face with Ribbon, who handed the letter to the Queen with her heart full of pure happiness.

After exchanging goodbyes with the fairy, Somnia would swoon reading the letter she had received in return.

Her and Ripple would do this for the entirety of February, but it was only on the 14th when they would meet up in person.

…Except this tradition of theirs would soon be cut short.

- ⭐️ - ⭐️ -

Following the chandelier incident, Queen Ripple didn’t know what to do with herself the moment Valentines Day came about. It was supposed to be their special day, and they couldn’t even spend it together anymore.

Instead, Ripple spent that day locked in her bedroom, writing and writing and writing letters. She sobbed hard, letting all her tears fall onto the paper as she poured her feelings into each stroke of her pen.

I love you, I miss you, I love you, I miss you…

She wrote it over and over and over on each slip of paper, sealed each one in an envelope, and stuck them in a bouquet of Somnia’s favorite flowers.

At night, Ripple made her way to the roof of her castle and sat down with the flower bouquet, cradling it gently in her arms. She gazed up at the twinkling stars above her, reminded of that special woman whom she would hold in her heart always…

…and forever.

#kirby #kirby ocs #my ocs #stardustshimmer’s meladee #stardustshimmer’s queen somnia #stardust's mystical mailbox

[xxsycamore]

Okie, here's my first request! Can I pretty please get "🥺–Ask them how much they love you" with Mitsuhide Akechi(IkeSen)? TYSM in advance!💖

[🥺] 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞。。。

"How much I love you? Hmm, let's see..."

The question came by surprise as Mitsuhide was preparing for bed, you already snug under the covers and waiting for him to join you for a night of good sleep that sadly neither of you could get much of these days.

"I'd say... I'm pretty fond of you."

He kept on his task of putting on his night clothes, smiling but not looking at you. You let out a gasp, not believing your ears or the words that came to them, enough to count on the fingers of your hand and none of which satisfying the ache of your heart. No, it's not that you doubted his love all of a sudden... you just thought that being cocky and direct when you started missing his love was just okay, occasionally. You were wrong! Turning over in the futon and facing away from him, you snuggled unto yourself and bidded him goodnight.

"Forgive me little mouse, it appears that teasing you about this is dangerously entertaining. I wish you could ask me more often, even."

It's not his words, but the gentle way his arm wrapped around your waist that softened your frown a little.

"Now, let me be honest with you this time: I love you plenty. I love you endlessly. You're my happiness and my treasure. I want to love you with all of me until the end of the world, but I also wish I could be worth of you doing the same. I love you with every ounce of my soul, my dear. And because I love you so, I'm in the mood of speaking of my love until you are to clasp a hand around my mouth and shush me. You're not going to do it soon, I see, judging by the way you're not even facing my direction... alright then. I'll continue now."

∎ For You, My Valentine‼️ - xxsycamore’s 1000 followers celebration party | 💌 event masterlist

#mitsuhide akechi #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #ikemen sengoku mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide #ikemen sengoku mitsuhide akechi #ikemen mitsuhide #For You My Valentine!! - xxsycamore's 1000 followers celebration party

[imagines-babes]

All Of The Girls You Loved Before (Karl Jacobs)

Hello again, today story was between of three, ether Karl or Punz or even quackity. But I feel like you,as reader, were tired of reading about him. So I decided to write about it with Karl. Today song is, ‘All Of The Girls You Loved Before,’ by Taylor Swift.’ I hope you enjoy. Thanks for 80 followers I appreciate

Karl Jacobs Masterlist

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We would never admit it to each other but we love each other deeply. Every chance, one was out of a relationship, the other will be in one. It was very confusing not just to us but our friends. They would see how we were with each other then see how we were with our partner. It just seems like our partner was a friends while Karl and I were the couple. Even in the streams, the chat would see it in our face that they was something. Whether it was a smile while the other talk, looking at one while the other games or explain, and to even see how close we were with each other. They will point it out and ask questions about it. But we are oky close friends that just enjoy each other company and that's what we will say.In every way we will be there for each other and respect each other love life. Our relationship with our partners wouldn't last that long. At most 7 months or to a year. Through every breakup we had somehow Karl would watch me cry after a relationship while I see him overthink what he did in his. With now we are both in a relationship. Waking up to feel not another pair of hands around me. Karl making coffee for someone that didn't matter. A smile only goes so far till you break. With our hearts were broken once more again.

Karl has broken up with his partner it was past midnight as he tried to watch some one piece with Noah. Noah would look at him he knew something was wrong or that he wasn't paying attention. Getting his phone he order an Uber around the  house. Waiting for a message to appear. Some rain started to appear in the outside. Within 5 minutes it was in front of the house. He pause the show before Karl could ask why. 'Go get y/n tell them how you feel for real this time while you both are single. The car is waiting for you.' With that Karl ran to the door sliding on his shoes going inside the car. Telling the address to the man in the driver seat 'You seem excited yet nervous is everything alright sir,' the driver asked. Karl looked at him with a nod. 'I'm gonna tell a friend of mine that I want to be with them. Cause every time before we would be in a relationship with someone else. But now feels like a good chance to say them.' Karl look at him through the rear view mirror. 'Well were they worth the wait,'  the driver asked once more. With Karl nodding instantly. 'A little piece of advice, if you love them and you waited for this long. Make it worth it and don't loose them.'  His head turned to see Karl. With Karl giving a nod. Parking outside their house. 'Good luck,' was the finally thing the said while Karl ran to the door of their.

Hearing a knock on my door at 12. To hear it rains outside. The knocking continues going to my door. Opening it to see karl clothes wet and his eyes red. 'I would ask why-,'  he kiss my lips. The honks behind Karl and cheering made us break the kiss. He waved by to the car. As I did the same before it drove off. Bringing him in, 'let's change your clothes before you get sick.' Walking to my room finding extra clothes of him passing it to him. 'You know where where the bathroom is or you want to change in here.' He started to take off his shirt taking a look at him . I mean sometimes this would happen but this was after we both shared a kiss so it was different. Turning my head till he gave me a signal to look. Karl glance over at them with a smile. 'I'm finish,' he would say. 'Being that it is late maybe we should sleep and talk about the kiss in the morning.' Staring up at him as he nods walking over to one side off the bed. I lay on one side he payed on the other. With our back to each other. We stayed in that position for what felt like 10 minutes till I felt his hands around my waist. I feel him get closer to me. I smile as I got comfortable against him. My hand finding his . Playing with his fingers. ‘So what does this make us?’ I question feeling his head move to place on my shoulder. He took in a breathe feeling his hand release mine to place on my cheek so my face to face his. Looking down to his lips then his eyes. ‘I would want to be more then just friends or best friends. I would like for us to be a couple.’ Giving a smile to him. ‘I would also like that karl.’

That night till now, saying the i do’s with him. With one child. Before I could marry Karl he asked our son, Lucas, for my hand in marriage ,he also did ask my parents, but more our son. He was the ring carrier which made us both cry. With every relationship we had. We still had each other and now we think about with a smile. The love that we have for each other was gonna come through and last us till now. With hopes of lasting forever.

#x y/n #twitchstreamer #fanfic #mcyt x y/n #mcyt fanfiction #dreamsmp #dtqk #feral boys #karl jacobs x reader #karljacobs #karl jacob #kj #karl jacob smut #karl jacobs #karl jacobs x you #karl x reader #karl jacobs x y/n

[wikagirl]

Okie dokie my honey sweety sugar boos. I know I said I wasn't gonna get active in this fandom, mainly bc I don't play the game a lot outside of the story campaign because I turn into a terrible person in pvp also, I don't even own the game, my brother lets me snickerdoodle his steam account to play both the og mw2 and the remake story and that's all I did gameplay wise, but I have been obsessively reading the lore of the new characters because my brain chooses my hyperfocus and I do not get to have a say in it so here we are.

Below the cut we've got in the following order: -A warning and explanation about my chaotic writing style that you can just skip -some additional info about where I'm from and how it plays into the headcanons -Actual headcanons -Cultural foods I think könig would like -Music and musicians I think he would like

So I have been chatting with a buddy about the characters, thus furthering both our brainrot (we both have the weird tendency to get overly invested in the lore of games we don't even play, in our case cod, r6s and apex lmao) so here I am to curse your eyeballs with some more könig headcanons. I'll elaborate some more of my previous shitpost thanks to one single person asking real nicely for me to elaborate in the tags of a repost (yeah looking right at you @regretsabaddon, you enabled me to write this, now suffer the consequences <3)

Also this is a warning: I am an unmedicated adhder and you will 100% be able to tell, I am allready rambeling and overexplaining it will only get worse as I go. I'll do my best to elaborate on the really nieche cultural stuff, the elaboration will be (added to the main headcanon like this) so you can just skip over the explanation if you don't care for that kinda shit also I personally support every ship featuring könig, but I do definetly have a special little spot in my heart for könig and horangi in a best buddies kinda way because I love the big reserved behemoth + shorter feral gremlin dynamic.

Additionally, I am from a region called Franken which spans across several of the 16 states that make up germany, one of them being the most northern part of bavaria, idk if that actually matters for any of the shit I'm about to write but I though I might just bring it up......yeah

Now with that out of the way, lets get crackin'. All of this shit is in no particular order, I'm just writing them down as the come into my head. This is what my thoughts look like, welcome to hell.

The actual headcanons start here

-so first, I 100% think he was born in germany and then moved to austria with one of his parents being german and the other austiran. I'm gonna explain in detail why but if you don't care about the politics of serving in foreign military in germany or austira you can skip the whole next block.

(You can not join the german military as a foreigner without citizenship and even if he was born in austria his citizenship would have been revoked the second he joined the german military unless he lived on german soil with dual german-australian citizenship before compulsory service in germany was abolsihed in 2011. In that case he would have been allowed to join without losing his austiran citizenship. Also if I'm not mistaken his bio says he's german but the patch on his gear is the austrian flag so I personally like to believe that he grew up somewhere in bavaria close to the border and just decided to haul his ass down to austira and get citizenship there after his time in the Kommando Spezialkräfte meaning that he now either a dual citizenship or just purely austiran papers. (and I've read on reddit that they changed it to the german flag now? Don't know how true that is tho, can't fact check it atm bc I don't have the game installed. And in an offical blog enrty that you can find n the sources of the cod wiki he is said to be in the austrian jagdkommands? Make up your friggin mind. Or at least explain I'm getting confused))

-country kid, dislikes cities because they are crowded and too complex in layout, is totally fine with towns tho

-in my previous post I said that name wise he gives me major Torsten vibes and I honestly wish I could explain but I can't. You really need to have met a Torsten to know a Torsten and it just really fits. But if I had to decribe a Torsten it would be someone that gives of young dad energy, like has a kiddo in kindergarden type young dad, with a lot of anxiety, kinda protective of his loved ones but also with a childish streak (like an obesession with plushies for example) who can get very violent if he needs to....that's a Torsten.

-Same goes for what I think could be a really nice lastnmae form him. He gives off major „extemely hella old german“ lastname vibes, something like Grafeneck.

(„Dukes corner“ if you translate literally, again not a very common name but also not absolutely unheard of especially in the deep middle of nowhere bavaria)

-tldr. I headcanon his name to be something like Torsten Grafeneck

-Probably somewhere between 30 and 45

-has at least 1 tamagotchi

-is a digimon kid, the idea of having a digital creature buddy is probably also what led him to getting a tamagotchi (digimon somehow manages to have a really unhealthy grip on a big potrion of millenials and older zoomers in germany, especially the music. The german versions of intros and the transformation songs go hard af lemme tell ya)

-was one of these hella tall lanky kids in school and got bullied for being built like a flagpost

-joined the army bc he didn't know what to do with his life after school and just kind of went with it from there.

-emotionally he is still that twig of a man even tho realistically he knows that he could handle the spines of all of his old school bullies like a snap bracelet now

-probably also had some weird interests that only added to the bullying, might have even been the stereotypical nerdy kid that liked videogames and anime before it got cool/mainstream. Distanced himself from his interests/stopped talking about them in order to keep himself safe and now is just a little bit miffed about how something he used to get picked on for is now very popular.

-Mittlere Reife? Got it. (in germany you enter primary school at 6/7, after 4 years it splits into several different branches, those being Hauptschule, Realschule/Mittlere Reife and Gymnasium. Hauptschule takes 9 years and teaches you basicly all you need, stereotypically people who graduate from there do blue collar work. Realschule/Mittlere Reife is 10 years and seen as the standart/what most people go to and it's more or less the same as Hauptschule but they teach you more useless shit just to enable you to do the same jobs but with higher pay and a couple positions up in the corporate ladder. Gymnasium takes 12 years and enables you to go to uni, it's called Abitur or Abi for short. If you've got Mittlere Reife you can tag on additional 3 years in a seperate kind of Gymnasium to get your abitur too, but those ususally have a nieche thing they focus on. For example my abitur has a niche focus on economy and buissness, that's what we call a Fachabitur)

-used to have long hair in his late school years but chopped it off because of the high maintainance also if I'm not mistaken back when we still had compulsory service there were some rules rgarding hairlength that have since been abolished.

-went to a metal festival in his mid to late teens, had a blast but at the same time was constantly so overloaded with anxiety that he never wants to go again unless he can drag someone with him. Would have loved to have someone braid his hair but didn't have the courage to walk up to someone and ask/accept if it was offered to him. Goes absolutely WILD in the moshpit after a couple of beers and definetly has a whole ass playlist filled with songs to listen to back in camp. (there is this weird thing, idk if it's a purely german thing, but we sure do like to play the most annoying braincell-popping aneurysm inducing music while chilling in camp in between stage shows. It spans from hardbass-remixes of childrens cartoon intros all the way to several hour loops of the cantina band. Source: trust me bro.)

-loves his gandma a lot. Even though he's twice her height she still calls him her little boy and he loves it. Like I imagine his granny to be the type that sneaks her adult kids and grandkids candy as if they were 10 and is supportive no matter what even if she doesn't always quite understand. Also yes this is thechnically a gandma headcanon and not a könig headcanon but I don't give a shit and he deserves the greatest country-side grandma there is.

-könig ususally doesn't have a dialect unless there is someone else speaking dialect. Adapts the deepness of the dialect to the person he is talking with, in other words when he's talking with ganny even most other germans won't understand shit. Also as someone that understands the bavarian dialect he can prettymuch also understand every other german dialect because it can't get much worse except maybe what they speak in Köln depending on who you ask.

-can recognize what regions other germans and austrians are from just from the way they speak, sometimes even down to the exact ctiy because of how specific certain dialect tends to get over here.

-humms to himself when he is alone/thinks he's alone or with someone that he feels comfortable with

-has different playlist for different purposes bc he's very selfconcious about his music taste and thus doesn't listen to certain types of music around certain groups of people. As the (assumably) only german speaking member of KorTac he might listen to a lot of german music while on base bc it gives him comfort that noone understands his, in his opinion, questionable taste in music and the lyrics but definetly also has some songs in the playlist that he thinks/knows other on the base enjoy.

-his taste in music is over all very diverse with different languages (mostly english and german) and genres, some of them seem really contradictory (I might make a little list at the end when I run out of other stuff)

-is one of those guys in your friendgroup that seem very chill most of the time but have some deeprunning anger issues and the battlefield is his outlet

-doesn't like being the angry scary murder machine, but he does like the calm that washes over him after he let off some steam. The longer he goes without his outlet the more anxious he gets.

-the longest amount of eyecontact he's ever upheld with anyone was with horangi during summer, when they and a bunch of others had a bit of a dry spell in terms of missions and contracts to they all sat down for a beer together one evening. König gave Horangi the most intense deathglare as he watched the korean veeeeeeerrryyyyyyyy slowly add one icecube after a nother to his glass of beer, never breaking eyecontact in the process.

-Not a very picky eater but if you give him the chance to eat some classic german/austian food he definetly will choose it over any other option. He also is the guy that everyone gives their leftovers to when they can't finish their plate.

-same goes for drinking, however, he'd rather drink water from a swamp than Beck's (a beer brand, commonly the one you'll find at big festivals unless the festival has deals with local breweries, you either like it or think it tastes the way piss smells no inbetween)

-gets random muscle twitches in his eyebrows sometimes and he doesn't really know why

-alternates between having a little uwu kitten sneeze or the loudest eardrum busting ACHOO in existence

-it'll will take a loooooot of coaxing to get him over his anxiety but he's happy to cook with others if their housing situation allows for it.

-Everythone thinks he hates physical affection because of the way he always tenses up when he gets a pat on the shoulder or any other form of casual contact but he actually really likes it, he just doesn't know how to react really

-thanks to his past issues he will instinctively flinch when someone raises their hand too quickly (like for a high five for example), but it becomes less and less the close he is with the person

-has one of these angry-happy octopus things you can flip but the angy side is black and has red lines drawn under the eyes with a marker to match his sniperhood, the happy side is light blue with pale green dots.

-whittels wood to calm his nerves/keep his hands occupied, mostly animals from the wildlife of his home

-he LOVES highland cows. Compared to him they are basicly pocket sized plush cows (he's 210-ish cm and scottish highlands reach a shoulder hieght between 110-130 cm)

-he becomes different types of drunk depending on the perviously established mood and people he's with. When it's just him and friend he becomes the lazy sleepy snuggelbug kind of drunk, if he's in a party setting he will get a bit more hyper and loose some of his anxiety to the alcohol and if you make the mistake of letting him drink when he's allready feeling down then you better prepare for the big depresso.

-hugs people in his sleep, he has no conrtol over it but he's aware of the fact that he does it while asleep so he keeps his distance from others unless it's with his S.O or with a nother close friend but the latter will have to repeatedly tell him that it's fine and chill.

-ueses “Stadtkind” (city kid) as an insult regularly

-backpains....alot....also has a tendency to slouch down to make himself look smaller

-hates public buildings in germany because the standart door height is 1,98m and in some rare cases 2,10m meaning that he either has to duck down or just baaaaaarely fits with his hair grazing the top end of the doorframe as he walks through

-loves Karneval, or as it's called in bavaria: Fasching. He loves the fact that he can get dressed up n costumes, get wasted and basicly be a different person with less worries for a bit. Also loves the sense of community that comes with the events in some of the more rural areas, especially in towns were almost everyone is involved in organizing in some way. If he wasen't away from home so much thanks to being on base, he'd probably join one of the building groups that make the carts for the Karnevall parades on Rosenmontag but you'll probably never catch him as one of the people dressed up on top of the carts, he'd be the guy that walks along the parade in minimal costuming and acts as a security guy to make sure that everything runs smoothly. He'd probably have to do a good bit of Vorglühen (drinking before going to a party) if he plans on attending one of the Prunksitzungen (stageshows with comedy, dragging local politicans, dance, music and acrobatics) bc if he goes he wants to see the whole thing but since there are a crap ton of people there he'll need to muffle his anxiety beforehand.

-in a living with his S.O scenario he'd probably be the diy guy with a garage full of tools. No Ikea kitchen cabinets in his household.

-pet of choice? Big strong floofy dog that could probably murder someone by itself but is actually a really affectionate snugglebug

-casual gamer in his downtime. I can see him playing a variety of games like shooters (r6, apex), singleplayer rpgs (like elderscrolls series or the witcher) but also survival games. He'd probably play survival games as if they were animal crossing with a really aesthetic looking homebase and all the tameable pets where he just tends to his gardens and chills on the porch but with the bonus that he also get to deck some enemies in the face every now and then. Like he's the guy with the over engineered, perfect structural entegrity valheim base that looks like a small medival european town or he's the guy with the empressive treehouse in the redwoods in ark survival that spans across the entire forest and he definetly has one of the shoulder pets with him 24/7

-the only thing going on in his head while on a mission is the song from the "violent vincent-I'm going to kill your family" ring tone and you can't convince me other wise

-German/austiran foods he'd like probably like:

anything that includes Spätzle (basicly a german type of noodle even though it's not really a noodle bc the way the dough is made is very different from noodles but still, looks like noodle, eats like noodle, is a noodle)

Maultaschen (basicly german ravioli, they come in very different sizes. The small ones are usually as part of a soup, the big ones you eat as main dish with sauce and veggies. In some regoins they are also known as “Herrgottsb'scheißerle” which transaltes to “little lord cheaters” because the lore/legend of their origins is that a bunch of monks were gifted meat during the season of fasting and they didn't want it to go to waste so they made it into the filling for the german-ravioli so god can't see them eat the seasonally-forbidden meat.)

Germknödel/Dampfnudel (big floofy bun, usually filled with plum or cherry jam, eaten with vanilla sauce)

Schäufele/Schäuferl (littlerally translates to “little shovel”, it's the shoulderblade of a pig with meat still on it, eaten with sauce and various side dishes depending on the region but usually potatoes, spätzle or dumplings with either red cabbage or buttered veggies)

Lentil stew with flour-dumplinds and Wammerl (specific type of smoked beef)

Ahoj Brause (okay this is not a food but a soda, you can either get it canned or as little packets in powder form that you still have to mix with water. I can totally see him have a stash of the powder packs on base. Fun fact: ahoi brause was originally cancelled and taken off the market for a bit, less than a year, when the company was bought by Katjes (known for making vegan gummies but also other candies) but the germans got mad so they beought it back. Also one of the oldest unchangeing candy brands in terms of packaging in germany.)

bands/musicians and songs I think he'd listen to (but aren't limited to) + a short explanation of what the song is about if it's in german because some of the titles do be looking a bit questionable at first glance:

literally everything that Electric Callboy ever put out

probably some classic stuff (and with classic I mean stuff that everone can potentionally vibe with even if its not their main thing, not the opera stuff that's would be classical) like queen, bon jovi and, as much as we like to meme about them being bad, nickleback

A lot of songs by powerwolf

Also Feuerschwanz, most of their songs are medival/viking themed party songs with metal sprinkeled in, they also have some interesting covers of stuff like “gimme gimme gimme” or “dragostea din tei”

Alestorm

Bannkreis

Rammstein

MyDarkestDays

a bunch of songs by Santiano, Mr Hurly und die Pulveraffen and Versengold for a fun but relaxed drinking mood, all have a very “drinking in a tavern with the dnd-party” vibe

”Fahrradsattel” by Pisse (song is about a girl that wants to have serious relationship and get married but the singer just wants her to sit on his face lmao)

”Das ist alles von der Kunstfreiheit gedeckt” by Danger Dan (basicly just a guy singing about a whole lot of very questionable sometimes literally illegal to say stuff (like denying that the holocaust happened, yes that can literally get you into trouble with lawenforcement in germany) you could theoretically say and get in hella trouble for but get away with by claiming that it's covered by the freedom of art)

”Deine Schuld” by Die Ärzte (this song is literally a callout to all the doofuses that just complain about the world, stating that it's not their fault that the world is the way it is but it will be their fault if they don't make a move to change it)

”ich bin das Gesetz” by Eisbrecher (literally describes what I think König would be like on the battle field. A person that is also a feelingless well oiled machine there to execute a job)

”Hitler Töten” by Sudden feat. Alligatoah (dude thinking about all the stuff he probably should do if he had a time machine, like stopping the titanic from leaving the port or killing hitler, but he'd rather use it to get back into the arms of his last relationship, even if the relationship he describes was hella toxic)

”Du bist schön” by alligatoah (about people that have their looks as their only woth mentioning feature, also a criticism of the modern consumerism and the way we have people in poor countries make our clothes for sub-human pay)

”Willst du (mit mir Drogen nehmen)?” also by Alligatoah (literally just asking a girl if she wants to take drugs with him and a bunch of descriptions of all the fucked up shit they would do as they send their life down the drain)

”Hurt” by Oliver Tree

”Semi-Automatic” by Twenty One Pilots

”Stille Wasser” by Ignis Fatuu (song about a guy confrontig his now ex-best friend after said ex-best friend sexually assulted and possibly murdered a girl)

”Der dunkle See” by Unzucht (a metaphotical description of someones emotional state as a deep dark lake that seems to be unmoving and calm while actually being very tumultuous under the surface)

”Ein Wort flieg wie ein Stein” by Unzucht (a song from the perspektive of a guy who just had his girlfriend confess to him that she cheated. Her confession is described as a stone being thrown at him, shattering his heart like glass)

”Werben” by ASP (a song about wanting to literally be filled up, consumed and merged with ones love, described as dark magic and a devils concoction. Basicly if Gomez Addams were to sing about his love to Morticia but german)

”Krabat” also by ASP (muscial retelling of the german classic by the same name. It's a book about a guy named Krabat learning dark magic at the hands of a miller that has made a pact with the devil, giving him the power to turn into a raven. The song describes him flying across the land to escape his masters eye and be with his love)

”A little piece of heaven” by Avenge Sevenfold

”Love bites” by Halestorm

Songs for the silly “I will torture you with this until your brain goes numb” metal festival campsite/getting into the mood for Karneval playlist. I will not explain these because they either are songs that most people listen to when they are too drunk to understand the text anyways or pretty self explanatory so here I go:

”Helikopter 117” by Tobee

”Saufen, morgens, mittags, abends” by Ingo ohne Flamingo

”Margarethe” by Buddy Ogün

”Bück dich hoch” by Deichkind

”Leider geil” also by Deichkind

”Leb deinen traum” aka the digimon adventure intro

”Through the fire and the trains – Thomas vs dragonforce” by nick totsch on youtube

”Ferien in algerien” the 12 minute version by Knokator

”Tight pants/Body rolls” by lesliehall on youtube

the covers of “Barbie girl” and “boom, boom, boom, boom” by little V on youtube

And finally: Some phrases and quotes as well as german memery I could see him toss around with other german speakers. Also the dialect-ish stuff is written the way a german would say it, there is no gramatically correct way to write dialect....so good luck trying to pronounce that in your head

Starting off with a classic “Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn” literally transaltes to “Speak german you son of a bitch”, most commonly used in the german r/ichiel subreddit, though könig would probably only use it with peopl that he REALLLYYY knows he can use it without hurting anyones feelings so...almost never but just imagine him being in a convo with somebody in german and then somebody non-german, horangi for example, walks up and asks whats up, he drops the line and horangi just stands there, expression completely blank thanks to his mask and sunglasses, staring until könig start to apologize all worried and horangi just starts laughing because our big guy just worries too much.

”joa mei!” transaltes to something like “oh my!”

”na moin”/”ja moin” there is no literal transaltion for this, but it is used as an exclamation/reaction akin to going “lmao” after someone did something incredibly stupid or something funny happened.

”Pissnelke” literally transaltes to “piss carnation” it's just an insult used the same way as asshole but originated as a term for girls that men find....lacking in willingness to do certain stuff but it's just used for everyone nowerdays and I think it sounds hella funny

”hinterfortzig” is a verb that literally translated to “behind the cunt” so...just a very funky way to say someone behaves like an asshole Example: “man, Kyle really is acting like an asshole today” - “Mann, Kyle verhällt sich heute echt hinterfotzig”

”sapperlot!” exclamation of surprise.....if I catch anyone use this in an nsfw situation I will have you in a box

”warum liegt hier stroh?” it's.....from a clip of german porn that gets memed a lot....we LOVE to meme german porn because germans find german to sound very very un-sexy funnily enough. Just look up the clip on youtube if you really want to know I honestly don't have the braincells to explain this one

Also I think König would be the type of person that would be able to quote both “Schuh des Manitu” and “(T)Raumschiff surprise”, both movies by Michael Bully Herbig, by heart forwards and backwards. I don't think that there is a version with english subtitles out there saldy but they are a huuuge part of german meme culture. The first one is a winnetou parody and the second a parody of star trek enterprise.

Oh hey you've made it to the bottom of my size A4 8 page long, times new roman font size 12 adhd induced not proofread ramble about a character from a game I don't even play. Wowies you must be really really bored huh...

So yeah this is what goes on in my brain if I develop a hyperfocus and now watch me not even remember who this guy is in two weeks because my brain just do be jumping from one thing to a nother like that and it's honestly driving me insane please sent help.

Anyways I hope you had fun, plz don't take any of the shit I said as me trying to lay down the law. These are literally just random throughts I have in my brain about a fictional man and I honestly couldn't care less if you agree or disagree as long as you had fun on your way down here. And if you didn't have fun...welll...I'm sorry for your loss of braincells that you probably suffered while reading this

Have a good one.

#wiika #random #könig #könig headcanons #cod könig #könig modern warfare #könig mw2 #all of this is so very specific holy shit #I wrote this in 3 hours #if you ignore the time I spent zoned out #I'm sorry for my spelling I literally do not have the baincells to checkread #idk how bad it is but I assume it's pretty shit

[cherrypeaking]

hi cherry berry~

was gonna wait for tonight to send this to u but im feeling rlly soft rn hehe

ur writing.. so fucking good cherry. so so good. you word things perfectly and never have i ever feel the need to reread things while im in the zone because you write that well. not to mention your ideas and how well you execute them into your story is so well thought out and whshwushsjsn fangirling frfr

youre also always so fucking sweet and wholesome :c a day never goes by where i dont at least smile at ur kind words and sweet encouragement. every single time i talk to you is like flowers blossoming in the garden. ik you know how much i adore your friendship w crystal <3 but im gonna say how much i love it again.

i struggle with keeping friends irl, online it seems to be the opposite,, but those who are extremely close to me arent all that great and can sometimes be.. just not there when i need them most. so thank you for taking the time out of ur day to talk to me. it makes me happy

ilysm cherry <3 pls never change okie?

omg moony hiiii 🥹🩷

thank you so much for your kind words, it really reassures me that i’m writing fine and don’t confuse readers and that is so important to me 🥹🩷 i haven’t posted in a while but i plan to very soon as i’m almost done with another fic 🩷🩷 your writing is so pretty, and like i’ve said it has this duality when you switch to nsfw stuff, it becomes so sexy like you really excel at both so much!! 🥺🩷

omg thank you so much like that pulled at my heartstrings ;_; you’re so kind moony <3 i know you’ve mentioned being intimidated a little by crystal hehe i’m a little intimidated by so many writers because i feel so small compared to everyone else and when you followed me back my heart jumped >\\\< i’m really so glad you like my presence here ;3; i really love seeing you on my dash and i hope you’re doing well 🩷🩷 i’ll never forget when you said crystal and i matched with our themes and everything hehe 🤭🩷 you’re such an observant person and i love that about you 🥺

i totally understand 🥹 i struggle to make friends irl, and even online sometimes i find it hard to fit in somewhere… i hope to be there for you as much as possible 🥺🩷 i think the best way to make sure you don’t feel stuck in unbalanced friendships is to focus more on the ones who are indeed here 🩷 you make me happy by being here moony 🥺🩷🩷

i love you so much too moony!! please stay yourself and keep being you too 🥺🩷

#moon <333 #this made me so soft ;_; <333 #you’re so precious 🥹🥹

[coolcattime]

Okie so the last for now of my new mianite head canon's (unless anyone wants to hear my new capsize or nadeshot head canons)

It'll be easy to think that Ianite's weapon is a sword after all the sabers often weilded by her followers are well feared but their weapon of choice is a bow. Every ianite devotee is trained to wield a bow in both long range and short ranged scenerios. Ianite's follows were historically nomadic and use of the bow for hunting and defense is deeply ingrained in them. Though their nomadic lifestyle and ... unique sense of morals often leads them to acts of piracy or banditry living in tightly knit groups where the strongest of the group would either set sell to plunder or leave their campsites to raid and steal supplies. Though the worship of ianite was never widely spread outside kf these communities so the goddess was often forgotten by the wider world. Of course some worked honestly becoming traveling peddlers. This changed when a group of former pirates found a small set of islands and began to build there first a temple to their goddess the first in the overworld (before this ianite was worshipped through small shrines that were brought along everywhere they went. Seeing her people attempting to make a home for themselves ianite came down to those islands and blessed them offering her heart so that the land would always remain safe. And this land became known as Ianarea.

Sparklez is a bit of an enigma. No one is quite sure where he comes from. Some think he's the last prince of a kingdom fallen to ruin, a child of a merchant killed by bandits, some even claim he's a monster wearing human skin as a disguise. As a young child he traveled to many places and trained his skills all alone. Once while on the road he was taken in at a temple of mianite where he met the young Jericho who he became fast friends with and, often found himself clashing with worshippers of dianite including a particularly violent acolyte named synhd who he also grew quite close too over their many heated battles. Sparklez respect grew for him especially more each time as even if he cut down all of syn's friends or fellow acolytes syn would seem to get stronger or manage to fight harder than before. There was even a time that syn almost managed to talk the young sparklez into becoming a dianitee but he never quite agreed to join up. He also had the offer to join team mianite but he always felt the call for something else. Something inside him a voice or a feeling that pushed him to continue wandering. Just when did he become the champion of ianite.

Firstly, I love the lore you've written for the background of Ianite's followers I think it works so well, especially them being nomadic and that being why Ianite is less known than her brothers. Using the bows to hunt and survive (and probably also to rob people given the whole piracy thing). Like it works so well that their goddess would start to be associated with the weapons they use to provide for themselves rather than the one that outsiders see them as most skilled at using.

I also love them settling Ianerea and Ianite placing her heart there, like it adds so much to the wreck of Ianerea if it was destroyed so Dianite could get her heart.

Yes yes yes to mystery boy Jordan making friends with Tucker and enemies to friends with Tom. Also I really really love Ianite being an established goddess that Jordan joins despite knowing nothing about her, like its really funny to me but I also love it.

I definitely wanna hear the headcanons you have about Capsize!!! I'll be happy to hear about Nadeshot too (though Capsize is such a big hyperfixation character so she is the one I'm so so excited to hear about)

#anon ask #mianite #captain sparklez #lady ianite #mianite headcanons

[venxcorner]

✨ Introduction!! ✨

Hi! I’m Ven!

I’m an 18yr old college student who’s extremely down bad for Xiao from Genshin Impact and kins Venti so hard it isn’t even funny!

This account is my NSFW account where I mainly repost but also sometimes write some spicy stuff LMAO

Also, having said that, with my account being an nsfw account, I want to really urge this; please,

Blogs without their age in their bio and underage blogs please do not interact.

I can’t stop you from reading my posts/reblogs (shit I know it didn’t stop me from reading them last year when I was 17,) but still for my own comfort and safety, do not interact with me please. That means do not like my posts, reblog my posts, or follow my account, or interact in any other way.

Now that that’s addressed, let’s move onto what I will write!

I usually will write;

Xiaoven smut headcannons/thirsts

NSFW x reader headcannons (usually with AFAB!he/him reader bc I’ve found literal crumbs of he/him AFAB! In Genshin smut and my heart does a little cracky wacky thingy every time I see that)

And the characters I usually write for are;

Xiao

Gorou

Thoma

Kazuha

Kaeya

Zhongli

And I wanna branch out to writing more Genshin girls (Hu Tao, Ganyu, Lisa, Jean, Yae, Shinobu) bc bisexuality goes BRRRR

I also am perfectly fine with thirst submissions! However please note there are some things I don’t write and I don’t wanna see, which includes;

Non-con/r@pe

Scat

Watersports

Bl00d/kn!fe kink/gore

Incest/step-cest

ANYTHING having to do with minors or characters who are minors.

vore. please don’t send me vore.

anal

ageplay

and I may add more no-no’s as we go

Okie that’s all thank you for visiting my account love u I’m so sorry this is formatted so ugly 💖

[woulddieforloki]

Your blog has been visited by Lokitty of positivity. Name 5 fics you've enjoyed lately and why you think they're amazing.

I'm so confused because I know I've followed you before but tumblr seems to think I wasn't following you so I refollowed you but now I'm paranoid that it was a glitch and it's gonna unfollow you so catch me checking your account every 20 minutes for the rest of the night to make sure tumblr's not gonna unfollow again fhskjfhakj

LOKITTYYYYYY FHSKJHFJAK HE'S SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺

okie, top five fics I've read recently are:

Fix You, a FrostIron fic by ZappyTiel. I'm not caught up yet because it's 400k words, but I started reading it at like 7 pm one night and I finally put it away at almost 3 in the morning iirc because I was in school and I figured I shouldn't fuck up my sleep schedule too badly. This is literally my favorite fic of all time ever, and I refuse to allow myself to catch up because I don't know how to go through life knowing that I can't just sit down and spend the next five hours reading it. If anyone's going to read it, heed the warnings -- there's noncon, very graphic depictions of violence and torture, and it comes with a strong urge to break through the screen and give Loki a hug because this poor little man has been through so much and he's finally found love (even if he refuses to let himself have it at first) and he's so scared that he's going to lose it and the worst part is that he would lose it if his secret came out and if they realized it was him and god dammit Tony go give him another fucking hug before I tear through this fourth wall that separates our worlds and do it myself

Stranger... Not Danger?, a Frostwidow fic by ChocolateXMyMouth. I happen to be blessed with a fantastic writer as a best friend, and though it was a bit of a struggle to figure out which one of his fics I would put in this post because I literally love them all, this one's gotta take first place because it's so fucking funny. He's just??? In the walls??? Taking the piss out of people??? The fucking Cheetos??? Thor is at peak himbo??? Absolutely iconic.

Infinitely Mine, a Lokane fic by lodgedinmythoughts. I actually read this one a while ago, but it kinda lives rent-free in my brain. Loki and Jane are in the Soul Stone, and there's just something about the writing that you just know it. I just love the ambiance and the whimsical feeling of it all.

The Enchanted Tube of Pleasureable Transmission, a Stony fic by valdomarx. Listen. I don't read a whole lot of smut fics. It's not really my thing. Hell, neither is Stony, for that matter. I don't know if I've ever read a Stony fic before. But through a series of unfortunate events, I somehow stumbled on this fic yesterday, and I thought the summary was so fucking funny, I just had to give it a chance, and I am so glad I did. Tony just??? Fuckin??? Asks Strange to make him a magic fleshlight??? So he can??? go??? fuck himself??? And then Steve accidentally picks up this magic fleshlight with no idea that it's magic, and poor Tony doesn't have the heart to tell him that he can feel everything Steve is doing to it 😭 😭 😭

Not So Bad, a gen Loki and Tony fic by playinggalaga. I've had a fic planned for a few months now where Tony helps fix Loki up post-Avengers and to work through his trauma, so stumbling upon a fic about Tony helping save a poor half-dead Loki immediately piqued my interest. There's a lot that I like about it, but I think the dialogue's gotta be my favorite part. It really does capture both Tony and Loki's snark perfectly.

#look i have an ask #THANK YOUUUU I NEVER GET ASKS SO THIS WAS EXCITING FSHKJFHSA #also it was such a struggle to find that stony fic because i forgot the name of it so i had to dig through my history for it #and apparently i open a lot of webpages every day lmao #long post

[marc-spectorr]

heyyy good morning callie!!💓

i hope your sunday went well and overall had a great weekend and i wish you a wonderful new week ahead🥰

just wanted to say that seeing your message made me tear up a bit, you're just soo sweet and kind!! thanks for all the good luck wishes, university is really stressing me out but all this love and support really helps me to keep going, so thank you from the bottom of my heart💞💞💞

can't wait to see the fic you're working on, it will brighten up my day even more, i just know it kahshjajkahs.

honestly seeing so many people just chatting, sobbing, screaming and simping for oscar and the moon boys makes my heart warm and kinda feels like family. it's so great and i'm so glad to be a part of it🥺🤍

jagshsjadhkak don't be critical of your writing calliee!! you're truly amazing and i'm not the only one saying this, cause it's the fricking truth!! i'll always support you through this wonderful journey and can't wait to see the growth of this blog (which i already see has reached another big followers milestone, congratsss, i'm so incredibly happy for you💓💓)

<3 anon your message legitimately made me cry, you are just so incredibly sweet and caring🥺 thank you so much for your kind words, for the motivational message and for the good luck wishes, ilysm and i hope you're having a wonderful day💞

also 🌻 anon thanks to you too for the good luck wishes, it means so much🥺 i hope you're having a great day/night as well and i can't wait to be done with this exam so that we can obsess a bit more over men's oscar's hands🤭

again i just have to stress how much i appreciate this blog, you callie, and overall the book club i can proudly say to be part of🥺🤎

seeing 🌻, <3 and you wishing me luck and saying all these great, comforting and warm things just made me melt away. seriously i feel like i'm at home in this blog, so many wonderful souls getting to know each other and being there for one another. it's just SO beautiful, i never wanna leave. you guys are the best, for real. love you to the moon and back, 🌻, <3 and callie you made my day infinity times better🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

is this a big soppy, sentimental, full of love ask? absolutely it is and i stand by every single thing i said🤺💓

-🧸

heyyya teddy !!! 🤎🖤🤎

my weekend was actually pretty great :) it’s nice having the day off today too and i’m pretty sad that i go back to work tomorrow haha. i wish i can have a whole entire week off and just do nothing, you know what i mean sjksksk ??? but i hope you’re doing well and that this week turns out great for you ☺️

how did your exam go if you don’t mind me asking? don’t worry, i feel you on that. i graduated from college last year and it was honestly so relieving not having to be in school anymore 😭 it was especially tough that year because of covid but having an amazing support system really helped me through it! that being said, me and the rest of of the book club are rooting for you sweetie!! finish off the semester strong, we believe in you :))

ugh i cannot get over how much i really really love our little circle here 😩 i’ve probably said this a thousand times already but it makes my heart so full seeing a message from all of you friends. i seriously go about my day thinking about each of you and hoping that you’re doing alright. it’s just been tons of fun crying about oscar and moon knight with you that it’s always something i look forward to every day :))

okie okie before i start crying again, i shall end with that lolol. talk to you soon, teddy! ily 💕

#asks #🧸 anon

[gojosattoru]

🌹 ⭐️ ❤️ APPRECIATION POST! ❤️ ⭐️ 🌹

Heya guys!! I felt like in creating a appreciation post of the majority of my favs blogs that everyday brings me a huge smile to my face and bless my eyes and soul for creating and sharing so many awesome posts!! I love you all you deserve all the best and I’m always sending you all my love and great vibes! Please continue being my lil sweet stars that shine bright on my life!! I really appreciate everything we share, talk and all the years being with me (some of my oldies like me) haha XD Stay safe and well my darlings!! *hugs you all real tight*❤️❤️❤️❤️~

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#personal #appreciation post #friends #the majority of my loves!! #you're all amazing and the best!! #i tried my best to remember the most of you! #if you're not here it's not because i like you any less!! #every mutual #every follower i love you with all my heart oki? #thank you for being such awesome #people and sweet!! #you seriously warm my heart everyday!! #ilysm!!!

[arizona2004]

Heyy! Can you do azriel x fem reader fluff that Azriel really likes to kiss her. They like to be connect with each other in every situation like even if it’s a hand touch on waist / arm. I just saw a gif that the boys kisses front of her shoulder ,back of her neck, side of her breasts like close to her back and inside of her thigh etc. I know it’s oddly spesific but I just can’t stop imagine how beautiful it would be in headcanon stuff. So can you please write something that includes these or these kind of intimacy💖 I’m okay with +18 stuff as long as you’re okay with it but I would love to be heartmelted by sweetness and love in the piece💖💖 Thank you even if you will do it or not 💖🥺 Love you!

okie dokie, I hope you like it. And sorry it took a little while

Pinky Promise

Azriel x fem!reader

"Warnings": I wouldn’t call this smut… there is some content, though, that may not be for younger viewers, per se, mostly it’s just kissing… and fluff...

word count: 960

As we walk down the street to the river house, Azriel’s hand brushes mine for a split second before his pinky hooks itself through mine. The first time Az did this, it caught me off guard; I knew he had an extreme hatred of his own hands, and he mentioned that he didn’t like hand-holding, so I never pushed it, but deep down: I wished he would hold my hand. And every day after that first time he would grab my pinky with his own, and with that little touch, he stole my heart.

Falling in love with him was the easiest thing I have ever done. The day I met him and every day since have been the best of my life. His kind words are music to my ears, and his gentle touches are all my soul needs to sing a response. He makes me want to smile forever and forget what sadness even feels like.

He isn’t one for big displays of public affection. He didn’t like bear hugs or kissing where other people might see, but he loved touching me in small gentle ways. And he loved kissing me when no one was looking. When we stood around the dining room table discussing plans for the upcoming war, Azriel stood behind me: an unmoving, unyielding force-just what I needed. He draped his arms gently on my hips and placed a light kiss on the back of my neck, reminding me of his presence even as I feared for his life in Rhys’ hands.

When I walked back to our house alone, my body missed the delicate touch of his pinky in my own more than anything else. My heart aches for his warmth against me. Tears nearly well up in my eyes, but I push them back down. I’m being sensitive for no reason at all; he isn’t even leaving yet. But that doesn’t mean I can’t still hate his job, even while I love him.

When I arrive home, alone, I collapse into our bed without him and stare at his pillow. Anxiety rushes through my body. What if he doesn’t come back to me? I know how powerful and capable he is, but this is one of Rhysands riskier plans.

It’s an hour later when I lay, still awake, on my back. I’m staring at the ceiling, making things worse by imagining all the horrible things that could happen, so I don’t even notice Azriel’s arrival until he’s kneeling on the bed near my feet.

I look down at him without moving and know he sees the worry in my eyes by the expression he returns. A second later, though, he’s placing a kiss on my ankle and making his way up my legs, pulling the blankets away from my body with him. I close my eyes and let my head rest on the pillow while Az makes his way up my body. He places a soft kiss on the inside of my thigh, sending shivers up my spine, and the next kiss lands on my hip bone as he lefts himself over me.

His nose brushes my naval as he pushes my shirt up. Another kiss lands above my belly button, making me giggle and squirm. I can feel Az’s smile widen against my stomach as he crawls further up and moves to the right. The next kiss, accompanied by a gentle bite, lands on the side of my left breast. I giggle again and lift my arms to rest above my head. His hands follow them, pinning my wrists to the bed as he re-centers himself to hover just above my face.

The next kiss is placed on my right shoulder, and the following one is a nip at my collarbone. I lean my head back, arching my neck up for him, and now he’s the one laughing, “eager, are we?”

I grumble something but am cut off by my moan as Azriel gently bites the side of my neck. He spends many minutes marking my neck and decorating it with bruises before his lips find my own. And as he kisses me: soft and slow, his hands leave my wrists and travel down my arms. When he reaches my shoulders, his right-hand moves toward my neck and the left continues its path down to grip my thigh, pulling my leg up to wrap around his waist as he presses closer to me.

His right hand is gently wrapping around my throat and pressing against the fresh bruises. And when a grin spreads across my face at the pleasurable burn, Azriel leans down to kiss me again but slowly pulls away while he does so.

A moment later, his hand is no longer wrapped around my throat; he isn’t holding my leg to him or grinding against me. He’s lying at my right and pulling me to face him. My face is in an expression of confusion, so he leans in to press a kiss to my nose.

“I love you,” he murmurs against my lips, “that just isn’t how I want to spend tonight. I’m tired; it’s been a long day. And all I want is to fall asleep with you in my arms.”

Pushing closer, I press my face into the side of his neck and wrap my arms around him, “ I love you, too,” I mumble, holding him as tight as I can, “promise me you’ll be careful on the mission.”

“Pinky promise,” he whispers back, a smile spreading across his face as he lifts his hand between our bodies. So I pull one of my hands back too and link my pinky with his, and we fall asleep like that: pinkies linked and hearts in one another's hands.

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