#fake wiki pages

[jezabatlovesbats]

Information About Stars

All of this is entirely based on headcanons.

Gender: Various

Role: Ally, Antagonist

World: Skylands

The Stars are celestial creatures that hail from the Light realm of Skylands. They possess the ability to shine beams of light from their hands and move things telekinetically. Being made out of pure light with mass, they also possess the ability to shapeshift and teleport.

Stars can be the colors yellow, orange, red, blue, or bluish-white. They come in many different sizes and shapes, and they are usually seen glowing. Most of them are hairless, and they have no irises, pupils or noses. They can survive for very long periods of time, so long as they are exposed to light often. If they stay within darkness for too long, they can shrink down, grow weak and ultimately die. Other than this, it is quite hard to kill a Star, as they can’t get sick. They also don’t have to eat; they use the light around them as their source of energy. Despite this, they still have to sleep to regain their energy, with the lights on.

The Stars are ruled over by the Overlord of the Light element, the current one being Prince Luminous. However, they have not had a leader present since he turned to villainy and was later imprisoned in Sunscraper Spire.

Notable Stars

Luminous

Gleam

The Glimmerettes

#Skylanders #headcanons #fake wiki pages

[doctorsiren]

thinking about Phoenix Fulwright….😳

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #bobby fulbright #ace attorney spoilers #aa5 spoilers #miles edgeworth #apollo justice #simon blackquill #judge ace attorney #the phantom ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #dude… #when I think about Bobby I GET SO SAD #because we never knew the real him… #AND I THINK AHOUT #about Blackquill… #blackbright please save me BUT YOU CANT BC ONE OF YOU IS FAKE #SIMON NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE REAL BOBBY #I really like the theory that Bobby was Sebastian’s older brother (i haven’t played AAI2 yet shh) #and like…he would have been friends with everyone….BUT NOO #LIKE CMON I DREW BOBBY BEING AN ANNOYING YOUNGER BROTHER FIGURE TO GUMSHOE MONTHS BACK #AND THEN A FEW **DAYS** AFTER I DREW THAT I WAS SPOILED ABOUT THE PHANTOM #BY BOBBY’S WIKI PAGE #I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE DUDE’S HEIGHT AND I GOT ENDGAME SPOILERS LIKE BRO WHAT #I WAS DEVASTAED #anyways yeah thanks Capcom for putting Phoenix’s face on that body hehehehehehehehe

[akkivee]

quite literally the hypnosis mic experience lmao

#this is vee speaking #two different sets of radios one of which has been nuked from its only streaming service #the hypster fc exclusives such as the magazines and drama tracks #discord servers with dedicated fans for each divisions coming together to share info with each other #arb a treasure trove of info that’s not canon on a technicality (real info fake series type thing lmao) #the bum ass wiki and a fun tv tropes page lol the list can go on

[imnotverybright]

actually union membership is bad because it can lead to your daughter being so pro-union she violates millions of people's autonomy in order to launch a mass attack on god

#worm #parahumans #danny hebert #taylor hebert #khepri #APPARENTLY i've been getting taylor's last name wrong this whole time. #dont even look at me i hate it so much #i looked up danny on the wiki page jsut to make sure i wasnt imagining him being in a union and found out their last name is hebert #i thought her name was taylor herbert the whole time....... #im such a fake worm fan :(

[wikitpowers]

"He is not cruel, like his father was, and is capable of love for others. Having been hurt and used by so many people in his life has taken its toll on Ash, as he mentions to Janus that he doesn't mind being hurt by him as he's used to it.

Ash seems to be especially aware of the perfect loyalty spell placed on him and exhibits bitter tendencies and insecurity about his effect on the people around him as he is unaware whether they truly care for him or are under the spell's effects."

i can't wait until dru comes along and shows him that she isn't going to hurt him & that she loves him just as he is with her whole being

#okay so i'm a hopeless romantic forgive me #ik they are gonna start being enemies #but that just makes it SO much better #bc that means ash knows she isn't faking anything #and honestly the loyalty spell probz wont work on her bc if it did why would she hate him??? #their story is going to be so freaking interesting #and the way it says that ash is capable of love has me so- #ALSO THIS IS FROM HIS SHADOWHUNTERS WIKI PAGE #i'm so excited for morgenthorn HOLD ME #ash morgenstern #dru blackthorn #dru x ash #morgenthorn #the wicked powers #twp #tsc

[lemonboy1102]

wtf happened to the fight club wiki

#fight club #tyler durden #the narrator #marla singer #i wish this was fake but these are literally direct screenshots from the narrator page on the wiki

[cometrose]

i didn’t pay attention to dark road but i was browsing through the kh wiki what do you mean some student went crazy and murdered like all of xehanort’s classmates

#wtf is this wiki page telling me #kingdom hearts #kh #kh dark road #long story short his sister died and the darkness turned him absolutely insane #is that right? #like he slaughters everyone and only eraqus xehanort and their master survive #and one of their friends fakes his death and is actually a version of luxu #honestly we should have seen braig vs bragi coming #like is that the sweet spot of the story and then xehanort is like darkness! and then eraqus becomes obsessed with the light #is that correct? #what the fuck…happened #the amount of atrocities that happen in this cutesy fucky mobile game are insane #local student goes on mass murder spree WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #i was rereading up on the MoM was curious about Darkness and then this whole thing spiraled out

[thehomestuckinfection]

i made this after drinking a root beer

#vast error #serpaz helilo #not a reblog #oh hey btw here’s the funniest fucking thing ever #google serpaz helilo it will not disappoint #because the real vast error wiki is down there’s this fucking hilarious fake wiki and serpaz’s page is amazing #thi vast error thi

[bumblingbabooshka]

Had a dream that after a conversation about women & lust, Tom threw his hands up in frustration at Tuvok's non-answers and was like "Are you even a man??" and in the background you can see Tuvok silently raise his brow as the camera turns away to follow Tom & Harry and everyone was reblogging that clip like 'Is Tuvok..............???'

#hate having tv show dreams bc it's never a whole episode it's like I'm reading a fake wiki page or hearing someone talk about a clip #in this case I was reading a fake tumblr post about it and after searching for it frantically I 'found' a clip on someone else's blog #I simplified this process for the post...streamlined #the conversation was along the lines of 'what do you think of women with glasses?' 'I'm glad they can see.' #st voyager #Tuvok

[cheetahsprints]

(If you don't like mentions of a slash ship featuring certain anthro hedgehogs just scroll past!!!! Quickly!!!)

TL;DR (You can skip this blurb if you want the full story)

I went from being like neutrally aware of the Sonic franchise characters' existence to totally obsessed practically overnight with Shadow and Sonadow. Went full speed ahead brainrot on them because of a freaking dream where cartoon (unspecified) Sonic & co accidentally entered the dimension of live action Sonic. Shenanigans ensued, most notably a dreambrain-hatched live action Shadow fighting his cartoon version because of his attitude toward Sonic & co.

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A few nights ago I had a random as hell dream about Sonic the hedgehog and I am now here I have watched freaking Sonic Prime on Netflix because the mental images wouldn't leave me alone so I treated it like a weird message from the universe e send Help

My only previous interactions with sonic stuff was some person I followed on twitter for something else posting art of it (mega long time ago), watching the sonic live action movies why I have no idea (super long time ago), and that joke game that went surprisingly hard The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog which I completed even though the minigames to progress got hard AF for me (pretty long time ago) and like even before all that I knew of Sonic from ads, memes, and various posts on social medias. But I didn't fully engage with it.

Side note: the twitter posting was mostly sonadow and I would look it over like uh-huh ok the vibes check out and just keep scrolling like lsdfkjdskl but that is pretty much the main reason I knew Sonic/Shadow existed but at the time I didn't actively seek it out or try to learn more.

Onward...

My brain is so so so weird and the dream was somewhat vivid like watching a movie omg where the live action sonic and pals met the cartoon versions of the characters?? even though I never watched any of the cartoons before??? as such it wasn't a specific series, I just knew it in the dream they were from a generalized cartoon universe

Specifically it was Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles in the movie group, while the cartoon group had Amy and Rouge instead of the other two alongside Sonic, who I only even really knew about because of the April Fool's game. And Shadow was also there in both groups because why not I guess and they (the Shadows) fought each other because the movie one thought the cartoon one was a jerk lmao idk? Yeah my subconscious decided it couldn't wait for Sonic 3 and made up its own version of movie Shadow.

Early in the dream there was also a little kid clone of Sonic who belonged with the cartoon group. There were some cute interactions but in nonsensical dream fashion that character just disappeared later like he was never there lol

…There was some plot about the cartoon group needing to get back to their dimension because Sonic accidentally got them blasted into the movie one somehow... after watching Sonic Prime I'm like my dream was so FREAKISHLY similar to that show's plot, but I SWEAR I knew nothing about the premise of SP before the dream. Although, in the dream they were like... multidimensional travellers doing hero stuff and had met other variants before, just this time it wasn't intentional and it messed something up.

Uh getting off track... (which the dream itself did a lot tbf)

Anyway, what I remember is the movie dimension made the cartoon group look in the more realistic style so at first Shadow thought the actual movie group were the ones from his dimension (Shadow & Amy got separated from Sonic & Rouge) and was rude to them because he was so ticked off blaming Sonic for being a dumbass and yelling at Tails for not preventing whatever happened or something, so actual movie Shadow appeared like. don't talk to my friends that way asshole and beat the absolute shit out of him. There was an explanation Tails gave that the movie Shadow was more powerful for some reason I don't remember and Amy told cartoon Shadow to stop trying to beat him. But yeah bro was so pissed movie Sonic had to step in and physically stop him because he wouldn't listen to and/or overpowered anyone else. He reminded Shadow that the other Shadow was still him, in a sense.

Cartoon Sonic and Rouge appeared and Sonic started bickering with cartoon Shadow. but the movie versions were best friends so they were watching them like wtf is wrong with y'all. Movie Shadow got fed up quickly and punched cartoon Shadow again and stood protectively in front of both Sonic versions bristling and wouldn't take his eyes off his counterpart. Cartoon Shadow was so goddamn confused by Shadow's protectiveness and asked how Sonic had made movie Shadow his loyal bodyguard (derogatory) Amy and Rouge like explained the backstory to the movie crew, which is fuzzy to me but it was something along the lines of, Shadow had been brainwashed to rival Sonic, tricked to think that Sonic was evil (unbeknownst to that Sonic who in his pov had this random edgy hedgehog start attacking him out of nowhere during a mission) and they had a lot of intense fighting before Shadow found out the truth. But the two of them never quite got over the misunderstanding. Listen I didn't know Shadow's backstory, literally none of it, but I have read the wiki since ok

Meanwhile movie Shadow, in the dream, was made and raised in a lab and similarly believed he was made as Sonic's rival/equal. Behind the scenes some government thing or whatever were afraid of Sonic's power and wanted a backup plan. But some evil guy stole and unleashed Shadow. At first it was basically just a duel, Shadow admired Sonic, but the evil guy had put a chip in his head that when activated made him try to kill Sonic. Eventually he was subdued and the chip deactivated- and despite everything Sonic insisted Shadow come with him to his home and the rest was history. This unfolded in like flashback style.

There was a funny part where Shadow questioned Sonic's home like "What kind of base of operations is this?" In a very unimpressed tone. Sonic said sarcastically "Oh, sorry if you were expecting my own Fortress of Solitude." And I guess Shadow was allowed to watch tv because he got the reference and shot back "Does that make me Lois Lane?" Didn't make a whole lot of sense sdlfkjds but movie Shadow delivered this line very confidently and flirtatious and just walked away leaving Sonic shocked LOL

And then later Shadow complained that the government people would always rewind and loop the villainy parts and he never got to see if Lois and Clark kissed (It's been too long since I watched any Superman movies so I couldn't tell you if this makes sense) and Knuckles teased him for being a romantic, and then the whole team binge watched every Superman movie.

In the "present" at some point movie Sonic and Shadow pulled their alternate versions aside and like told them off for being mean to each other lmao cartoon Sonic was kinda like uwu I didn't know Shadow had feelings he's like a lone wolf and like was surprised by his counterpart's vehemence. Movie Sonic told cartoon Sonic that Shadow can be a great friend if you give him a chance. I don't remember the Shadowses convo much but it was a lot more chill despite the fighting before (though still prickly) because Shadow's reasons were more valid and it was more of a pep talk from movie Shadow that if he opened up more it might give the others around him more opportunity to know and accept him.

I remember there was this one specific heavy emotional line in the dream that stuck with me when I woke up said by cartoon Shadow about Sonic, "He's my best friend but I'm obviously not his" DFKLJDSKJ

Additional small detail that movie Sonic and Shadow had known each other for over 2 years during dream events. And they were quite close and in sync. But still bantery

My brain basically conjured a LITERAL FANFICTION in my sleep and I have been thinking about it a lot What's hilarious is I knew next to fuck all about these characters my brain pulled the plot points of this dream out of its ass

Typed out, this dream probably sounds a lot longer than it was... the "scenes" just felt oddly detailed for how mashed together and quick passing they were.

But yeah I kept thinking about the dream and like daydreaming more scenes and it somehow turned even more into Sonadow (like, I imagined Cartoon Sonic & Shadow finding out in a very abrupt way that the movie versions were an item. <- to my delight I did find a fic with a premise very similar to this just not movie universe related. Also played with the idea of Sonic and/or Shadow accidentally kissing the wrong counterpart in their excitement at being reunited which Awakened Some Things for the receiver of the unexpected passion😂 )

The dream kinda acted as a base that inspired daydreams to spiral out from my brain without permission but I just... mentally jumped into it because ships sometimes grab you like that.

And Sonic Prime made my sprouting interest worse, basically fuel to the fire, so now I am obsessed with them... like what a fucking way to get into a ship

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonadow #shadonic #swearing #long post #since it was a dream there's of course a lot of holes in my memory #so if anyone reads the full thing don't examine it too closely lol #I think movie Sonic and Shadow were not explicitly a couple in the dream but the dream was very much implying it or at least the possibilit #I... haven't played any of the Actual games :( #I did try the uhh Sonic Frontiers demo on the switch (some time prior to dream) #but the gameplay didn't seem like my type of thing #does this make me a fake fan /lh #does it help that I binged the twitter takeovers - why are they so fucking funny? - and read Shadow's entire wiki page? #originally rambled about this dream in a discord group chat with half assed grammar but I tried to clean it up a bit #I am normal (lie) about these hedgehogs

[sergiosmommy]

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🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

OOh ok recently I found myself researching something called rigor erectus which you absolutely should not look up if you're at all squeamish

#answered #pagetprentissishot #its when a corpse has an erection btw #jic it wasn't clear #and it's most common in people who died by hanging #tw for the wikipedia page for hanging #i have a proper physical horror fear response when i see (even fake) hanging bodies and wiki page is full of real photos

[jezabatlovesbats]

Information About Clefish People

Gender: Various

Role: Ally

World: Skylands

The Clefish are a species of music-themed creatures living in Skylands. They seem to live eventful lives, making music and socializing with each other. Their radio stations are some of the most popular in Skylands. They can be found all over the world, but many of them live in New Harmonia.

Clefish are identified by their music-note-shaped heads. They can be different types of notes,  so their head shapes vary. Their body types vary as well. They can also be different colors; Jazzerina, a notable Clefish character, is blue. The Clefish's noses are not visible, as there is a bump sticking out where a nose would be. Their pupils are colored while their irises are black.

Unlike most beings in Skylands, Clefish are quite special, as they can come from two to three elements. For example, a Clefish person can be of both the Fire and Earth elements. They can also be related to people of a different element. Jazzy is Magic and Dark, but the Undead element also runs in her family history.

Notable Clefish

Jazzerina Euphony

Constance Euphony

Drop Beat

Trivia

- The Clefish people are named after clefs, a symbol in music that indicates the pitch of notes.

- Clefish people are creators of all types of music. They also practice different types of dances. 

#Skylanders #fake wiki pages #oc #my ocs #ocs

[goldenglitzer]

Fanon Herobrine: Long-dead brother of Steve, tortured spirit, can teleport and fly, summoned through demonic rituals, either Satan himself or an angsty misunderstood sad boi, somehow fits into actual Minecraft lore.

Canon Herobrine: A 4chan moderator.

#minecraft #mineblr #herobrine #minecraft steve #was looking at the minecraft wiki page #and found it funny how the canon elements of herobrine differ from the fanon/community additions #fanon would have you believe he's some sort of allmighty code-ghost #whereas canon just suggests that he's notch's fictional brother #who faked his death so he could be a 4chan mod and hack into random people's minecraft worlds to fuck with them

[lelianaslefthand]

looking at my oc page like damn i really have all these guys floating in my head

#theres 24 that ive played and then 8 future ones polished to varying degrees #but i have even more in my head!!! #i counted my pinterest boards i have boards for 38 ocs omfg im sick #the way i love them all too and most of them have thought out backstories and stuff like i treat them all equally #there so many though... and i have even more ideas for new ones like... #my pinterest bio is true im literally addicted to making video game characters #and the way i dont have like anything written out it just lives in my head and random text posts #which i rarely post any lore for my ocs at all so those are like crumbs #i started fake wiki pages for some but even though i have backstories ive lost the ability to like write well so i gave up #.txt

[8cfc00]

UHMMM currently looking at the results of the poll and realising i may have fucked up by assuming that most academics would answer either glenn or jodie and not BOTH so . this entire section may be invalidated if i dont FIX IT

#i do like some of the ideas i wrote here so i may just tweak it #or i dont change it #because it technically doesnt contradict?? #idk. need to ponder further.. #im pondering my orb but instead of it being an orb its a fucking fake wiki page #teee heeee #thanks again for the answers though they have fed the Thoughts #feel free to ask shit in the ask box i wanna ramble about this its now an INTEREST

[surrender-souls]

dc should let me have ideas for their characters im very good at this i think

#i see so many people on here with their own versions of these comic characters and its so interesting #i guess of characters i know id like the most to take a crack at jervis tetch #since i love alice in wonderland myself and he’s just so erratic it seems in later characterization where it seems just ickier… #first of all id give him his monkey back and … let him rob a bank for funsies #and for his alice thing it doesn’t make sense (and is. just kinda gross) for him as the hatter to have romantic interest in alice #id like to see alice as a strange character to him. he cant have wonderland without her #he doesnt like her very much though! shes the center of this all and begrudgingly he must have her there to exist #at the same time this alice is what makes wonderland real while making it fake #and he also has a monkey #top ten dc characters that i run away from their wiki page out of confusion and fear #i speak #dc