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tua s3 incorrect quotes ft. y/n
Five: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck ================================================ Y/n, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ben. Ben: How did you do that without turning around? Y/n: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. ================================================ Luther: Hey, Five? Can I get some dating advice? Five: Just because I’m with Y/n doesn’t mean I know how I did it. ================================================ Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Klaus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Ben: what the fuck are you guys doing? Y/n: playing systemic oppression ================================================ Five: Why are your tongues purple? Y/n: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Ben: I had a red one. Diego: oh Lila: Diego: OH Sloane: *giggling in the back* Viktor: You drank each other's slushies? ================================================ Y/n: Anyone d- Allison: Depressed? Five: Drained? Klaus: Dumb? Ben: Disliked? Y/n: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ... ================================================ *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Marcus: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Y/n: ...I did. I broke it. Marcus: No. No you didn't. Jayme? Jayme: Don't look at me. Look at Alphonso. Alphonso: What?! I didn't break it. Jayme: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Alphonso: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jayme: Suspicious. Alphonso: No, it's not! Fei: If it matters, probably not, but Sloane was the last one to use it. Sloane: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Fei: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Sloane: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fei! Y/n: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Marcus. Marcus: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Fei: Marcus... Jayme's been awfully quiet. Jayme: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Marcus, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Marcus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Marcus: Marcus: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. ================================================ Note: Thought It was about time to bring incorrect quotes back to this blog-
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The Sparrows Having a crush on you HCs
Request @starfishfaerie
Umbrella version
Masterlist
A/N: I didn’t include Christopher cause I hit writers block really quick when I tried to
Marcus Hargreeves
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-Honestly Marcus doesn’t even consider that you might reject him
-He is the epitome of smooth, casually flirting with you with enough charm to keep your attention without ever coming across as too forward or creepy
-Though the fact that he’s so relaxed about it can make you question how serious he’s being
-He’s not above trying to impress you with both the fame of being a superhero and holding the coveted number one slot of the sparrows
-He’s respectful enough to want to do the right thing by you but he has no reference for what that would be
-He’s even unsure about making his move, fearing he’d endanger you
Ben Hargreeves
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-Ben’s fairly self-confident so he’s not afraid to put himself out there however he does think his feelings for you would interfere with his other goals so doesn’t act on them
-Actually he kind of resents his crush because of that, he’s mad at himself for letting you distract him, and you do distract him
-Still he tries to keep you interested in him, in his own way, doing things like humble-bragging about his accomplishments in crime-fighting
-And whenever you respond with anything remotely ego-stroking it’s just the best feeling in the world
-Though he really tries to keep his guard up around you something about your company relaxes him, you wouldn’t know it thanks to his uptightness but the time he spends with you is the happiest he ever is
-You do occasionally see his softer side but whenever anyone else is around he completely freezes you out, like a switch is flipped
-He’s definitely prone to jealousy, he tries not to give those feelings the time of day but whenever your relationship with a viable romantic partner advances he’s fuming and all his siblings will notice he’s more irritable than usual
Fei Hargreeves
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-It takes a while for Fei to start to let you in but it’s soon after that that she -much to her concern- develops a crush on you
-She really tries to fight these feelings, considering them a weakness and a distraction from her duty
-But it’s a rare treat for her to have someone in her life as warm and trustworthy as you and she’s kind of hooked on it
-She takes as many steps as possible to make sure your association with her doesn’t endanger you
-In general she’s fairly protective of you and more than willing to unleash her flock on someone who gives you trouble
-She has a knack for finding excuses to see you without alerting Reginald or her siblings to her interest or talking her way out of any suspicion they do develop
-It takes some time but eventually you get the honour of being one of the only people to get to know her relaxed, fun side and after even more time it becomes her default around you
Alphonso Hargreeves
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-Honestly Alphonso would rather not have the feelings for you that he does, he kind of considers them an inconvenience
-He doesn’t drop many hints about his crush, he’s actually kind of scared of you figuring it out
-He tries to give you his signature snark but it’s undeniably less vicious than usual and just turns into you two bantering
-Actually he can’t bare to hurt your feelings, he had on a few occasions before he got to know you better and it still haunts him
-He’s considered telling Jayme about you thousands of times just to get it off his chest and get a fresh perspective but he never goes through with it
-He’s a bit over-protective, getting suspicious of many of the people you come into contact with and when someone gives him a genuine reason to be he has a wonderful time tearing them apart (probably just verbally)
-He can’t stop himself from getting in pissing contests with any person who shows romantic interest in you
Sloane Hargreeves
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-Sloane falls hard and is soon acting like a lovesick teenager, doing everything but doodling your name in her notebook
-Part of her is more nervous around you than she is in the tensest of battles and part of her is more carefree than she ever thought she could be
-She’s quite the daydreamer, imagining scenarios of the future you two could have together, or ways to confess her feelings
-She wants to learn anything about you that you’ll tell her
-She’s the only one that would really intend to act on her feelings, she already wanted to leave the academy but after falling for you that desire ramps up to 11
-She tries very hard to keep her family away from you and keep her crush a secret from them, only seeing you discreetly
-You can probably pick up on her crush, she treats you with almost too much kindness (especially from a Hargreeves) and is always brimming with enthusiasm to be around you
Sloane’s reaction to you having a crush on her
Jayme Hargreeves
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-Attraction crosses her mind every time she sees you but it takes her a while to commit to the thought
-She tries to suppress her feelings, as since you’re almost definitely weaker than her caring about you makes her feel more vulnerable than she’d like
-She doesn’t talk to you much more than anyone else but what she has said has been able to make you laugh or blush
-She pokes fun at you a fair bit, partially to deflect from her soft spot for you and partially because she likes flustering you
-Alphonso is the only person that really suspects anything, he never directly addresses it (knowing all to well it’s not a safe subject) but he does occasionally subtly tease Jayme with the implication that he knows
-Despite loving her downtime she’d sacrifice it in a heartbeat to hang out with you
-She doesn’t bother trying to figure out if you like her back, partially fearing that you wont but also fearing that you will, because it still wouldn’t mean you could necessarily be together
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Being in a secret relationship with the Hargreeves HCs
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Hargreeves siblings x gn!reader
Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves x gn!reader
Fei Hargreeves x gn!reader
Jayme Hargreeves x gn!reader
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Luther Hargreeves
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This boy can't lie
He's way to obvious
"Hey, have someone seen y/n?.... Not because we are a couple. I search... eh,... I them as a friend"
"Just say it. You and y/n are dating" - "What!... No?... Totally not........ Who told you?"
In the end you just make 7t official
Diego Hargreeves
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He's the one that takes advantage of it to make you jealous by letting others flirt with him
He wouldn't flirt back, but also not stop them either
And it works but he's a cocky ass
"If we could make it official then I could say that I'm already yours, y/n."
He sneaks to your room every night
Like a superspy
Well not really 'cause Five noticed Diegos leaving and get suspicious
Allison Hargreeves
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She doesn't like the idea of hiding
"I hate that I can't show others that you are mine."
Her pounding when you say "not now"
Secret flirty looks in public
Luther looks confussed when he notice your bond
Klaus Hargreeves
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He will forget to keep it a secret
Would flirt with you in front of others
You not being forced to not flirt back so ut wouldn't be so oblivous
Quickly random kisses in public
He randomly kissing your cheek or hand when the others are in the same room but while they are distracted
He also sneaks to your room because he misses you and wants cuddles
Five Hargreeves
aged up as 21
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Many eye contacts, smiles and smirks
Him holding your hand or touching your leg under the table
Would always be somewhere near to you
You both randomly kissing each other when no ones watching
He's very good at keeping it a secret
Until someone hits on you in front of him
Then it's over
Viktor Hargreeves
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Viktor and you smilling at auch other in public like idiots
Holding hands behind your backs
Quick make out sessions in the bathroom
He's very good at keeping it a secret
But also insecure
Like when somebody flirts with you
But this also cam get him in a bad mood
Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves
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Ben would touch you whenever he can
Lots of eye fucking
He don't wanna leave your side
Him never leaing you with another person alone in a room. 'Cause he's a jealous mf
He gets frusterated after a while snd want to tell evebody that you are dating
"I don't get it, why we shouldn't tell anyone? You're mine, y/n."
Fei Hargreeves
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Fei tells you she would tell nobody
The next moment she pulls you close to her infront of everyone and smirks
"Your mine, y/n. Everyone should know it".
You sighed, but accepted it
Jayme Hargreeves
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Jayme goes along with it
But she would tease you infront of the others
And she would take advantage of it like Diego
But nobody's alowed to flirt with you
She gets mad and gives you the silent threatment
The others would know soon enough
You decided to make it official, since you notice that it harms your relationship with Jayme
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How You Met THE SPARROW ACADEMY:
PAIRINGS: Sparrow Academy x Genderless!Descriptionless!Reader
FOLLOW UP TO: How You Met - The Umbrella Academy
A.N: we need more sparrow content ASAP. I fell quick and I fell hard
WARNINGS: Quick and minor mention of a bus crash (under Marcus tab), varying degrees of content for each character, me borrowing a villain from the comics I don't know shit about other than what i read off of TUA Fandom Wiki, and me still getting the hang of this format and writing and just having fun and being silly with it more than taking it seriously
LINKS: main masterlist || sparrow masterlist
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MARCUS HARGREEVES:
Ahh Marcus 😍
He's really just so... 🤩😍🤪🥰😚☺️😅😘☺️🤩
Yeah
Oh my gosh seriously, theres a reason he's number one and it's because he's the biggest dork
You knew a thing or two about putting up about three different kinds of walls until you could hardly recognize yourself, what with you basically being the Lila of the Sparrows
It's complicated how you met but also, not in the slightest
True, there was only one Handler and the only kid she ever "had" was Lila
But she wasn't your mother, she was your boss
One that you only ever met once or twice, but you can hardly remember it, it was so long ago
You were recruited by her, however, at a unusually young age annnndd long story short, you quit
Working for an organization out of time sounded cool, and was. For about 2 (non)minutes
Then it just got depressing and way WAY confusing and downright dangerous
It took so many (non)years to plan an escape and then another two or so to actually put it into action and escape
Nothing unusual, you were constantly jumping from year to year, place to place, never staying one place too long. (Kinda like couch surfing! Time surfing if you want to put it that way)
It went off without hitch, your little plan, and had been going fairly smooth for what you perceived as about four or five years
Then said "pitstop" in good ol' 2009
That's when your path collided with the Sparrows
And when it did, you crashed
No literally, there's a literal crash involved
It was definitely something that happened by total chance
And yeah, you could argue that's how most things are, but, hopefully you get what I mean
Like, it's crazy how you just happened to forget something when you left for your walk for work and decided you had time to go around the corner and get it. Crazy that you had just enough time to catch the next bus
And that next bus just so happened to be the one that got caught in the crossfires of a Sparrow vs Villain of The Week fight
Thankfully nobody was seriously hurt, but there were a great number of close calls
You being one of them
And you had Sloane Hargreeves to thank
In a spur of the moment as you were fleeing the bus with the rest of the crowd, she pulled you lot from across the street and out of harms way
When the fight had died out, the weirdo supervillain calling himself the Murder Magician was taken away (his sidekick, the assistant as well) And the Sparrows were swarmed with press and thankful citizens
You think, because of this, it'd be virtually impossible to get any face time with the famed sparrows, right?
Wrong
Again, it's crazy how you just so happened to be trying to make a beeline out of there (what? being on the run meant blending in, and you couldn't very well do that from here) when you ran into a very handsome wall
"Oh! My apologies, I didn't see you there"
Okay, so. Not a wall. Just a very tall, very handsome, and very very famous man you knew more about than you probably should thanks to your old job maintaining timeliness and such
You insisted you had to go, but wouldn't you know it, your little streak of luck wasn't over yet
That murder magician guy? Did I mention? He had a little something called a murderbot
Kind of makes sense now, I guess. Usually, supervillains aren't as cool with being caught unless they have another trick up their sleeve
So, kinda awkward, but
the thing kinda took ya hostage along with some other unlucky few in the crowd thanks to advantage it got witht he element of surprise and all
Marcus and the sparrows handled it fairly quickly but it was still upsetting!
Experiencing a bus crash, a murder magician, his murderbot and then two rescues all in one morning can take a lot out of you!
Marcus, having already ran into you and then letting you get kidnapped right in front of him immediately after, he felt kinda responsible for you. call him old fashioned (lol)
He asked multiple times if you were okay
He did not want to leave your side until he knew you were okay
He'd invite you back to the academy where Grace could check you over for potential injuries (concussion, internal bleeding, etc) and he could be certain you'd be getting good medical care
(even though EMTs are right the f there lmao)
He may be a dork but he's also a spoiled rich kid like his siblings lskd8v8
You, all the meanwhile, having a whole different timeline's worth of knowledge on him and his siblings thanks to your time at the commission (this excludes the kugelblitz since that was technically not supposed to happen... I think) felt like you were treading dangerous waters interacting with someone so famous in history
I kinda lost where this was going lol but I do know that after all that, it was a bit harder to say no to Marcus and the little soft side he started to show when he was getting worried
Cause you were definitely started to get a little dizzy and you definitely hit your head at some point in all that chaos
And a very handsome, very famous, very dorky, and very kind man was now very worried about you
Okay, so maybe you could be a little bit late to work
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SPARROW!BEN HARGREEVES:
I finally understand the term poor little meow meow
He is a wet cat
Angry and petty and snippy
And inexplicably ruthless
You two would probably meet somewhere totally unexpected
Hold on let me think of it real quick
I guess I could see you working their PR or something, if that was even a thing for them (you being newer, and ofc around their age)
Idk I feel like, with Sparrow Ben, and how much of a little shit (affectionate) he is, I think it would be kinda hilarious and yet totally on brand for him to have a connection (good or bad) with someone who got paid to tell him what to do - ie, he thinks he doesn't need it and that it's the others that need to behave and rebrand themselves when he's like, right there
His promo poster was literally the Had To Do It To Em pose, you know I'm right about this
Not exactly the kind of image that's super great for, you know, a superhero
So yeah, he would have to listen, but he'd give a stink
And even a bigger one when you threw it right back
I'd think you'd have to have that kind of skill, at least to some degree, after working in such a field
Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass
The point is, y'all would likely be bitter, but like, the kind that got comfortable after a while?? If that makes sense??
Either way, he's such a little shit and i just don't see an instance where you meet and it's perfect sunshine and rainbows right off the bat pfft
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FEI HARGREEVES:
BIRD SANCTUARY!! BIRD SANCTUARY!! BIRD SANCTUARY!!
YOU WORK IN A BIRD SANCTUARY
You two are a match made in the cosmos and its sickening 🥰
Fei, like her aforementioned brothers, takes herself and the job pretty seriously
So it can be a bit rare for someone to see her in her true element
Or at least--
People who really know her
Her family
So, when a total stranger just comes along and just,,
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Its really special
And what better than bonding over birds, and nerding out over birds?!
I feel like she wouldn't exactly shy away from whatever she may be feeling
But I also think she'd try to underplay it
Ya know, keep it cool and not make a huge deal
You know, it wasnt a huge deal that one day, on her day off, she decides to visit a reveried bird sanctuary just outside of town
And that, upon that visit, she happened to stumble upon you, unable to stop yourself from spewing bird facts and hey? Did this random visitor know about the loyalty of crows and all the limitless examples of humans befriending crows??
Well they did now
Oh no did she love your corny enthusiasm over birds - crows especially!!
She just couldn't help herself when she first overheard you and wanted a better view
Sure she spent her time communing with the birds around her, but a select few of crows--her crows--adopted a sudden interest in you and your info-dumping to unwilling visitors, flocking to you wherever you went
It wasn't unusual for birds to bond with caretakers but you didn't recognize these crows that now seemed to follow you everywhere, always keeping a polite distance and paying careful attention to anything you had to say
Soon enough, you were fully conversing with these crows, making sure they were comfortable wherever they might have come from
That pretty much sealed the deal for her
From then on, she knew she had to make herself known to you; introduce herself, commend your respect for her birds (and the others in the sanctuary)
Yall hit it off immediately, no surprise ajdkps
Oh she's also so fucking smooth adjsjs
Idk, shes just kinda sweeps you off your feet when she finally introduces herself to you, commending you for your respect to your birds (totally teasing you for how you, by extension and strictly technical terms, treated her through her birds) and is such a coy little fker who loves seeing you get all flustered
My god though, shes also so fucking soft and sweet and loyal when you earn her trust
Either friend or partner, she'll come across something she'll think you'll like and give it to you next time she sees you (ohh idk, like a crow)
Shes so fucking loyal and just so heart melting while also being the coolest, smallest fker ever and AHHH
I just love her
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ALPHONSO HARGREEVES:
Jskapsoyc
He's so boyfriend shaped
I love him, I need to know more about him, and I'd love to say how you guys met was some miraculous coincidence that makes perfect sense like Fei, but honestly he just really strikes me as someone you just Bump Into, ya know?
He's a guy, and he's just around
Maybe you met in a convenience store
That feels like something that would happen (or maybe I'm just still thinking of his fight scene with Diego)
Oo! Honestly, some place like a bowling alley or arcade
He, like Marcus, is such a dork
But he holds himself as like, a, Cool Dork, ya know?
And it's not as hidden
It's not hidden at all, he's such a snarky pizza-eating, soda-chugging, quick-as-a-whip dork
He feels comfortable in public, for not all the right reasons
And he's easy to run into
He gets a lot of mistreatment by Sparrow fans, but his attitude is much like his power
Arguably, it's because of his powers
He's rubber, they're glue; what bounces off of him sticks to you
ie, he's so good at letting a bad attitude bounce off of him and stick to his attackers
And yeah, sometimes his walls are down and stuff gets to him when he isn't prepared, but overall he is sadly (and infuriatingly) used to it
He's not always the favorite among fans, is what I'm trying to get at
>:( fucking stupid if you ask me
But!!
Woah woah woah. Hold on...
Back up
Apparently he's... your favorite?
Lol okay, yeah, sure, you're totally not trying to be nice, he thinks (note the sarcasm)
Like I said, he's used to feeling the occasional tap on his shoulder -- like now, where he stands in line for some good ol' mediocre bowling alley hotdogs -- cause someone recognized him
He was, arguably, one of the more recognizable sparrows after all, behind Christopher obviously, so
Here we go, he thinks, turning around, hands lazing in his pockets and quite possibly the least enthusiastic look any living thing could conjure on his face
And just like anyone else, you stood waiting as he turned to face you, smiling in a way that was all too obvious you were trying to hide your excitement
"Hey," he nods
"Sorry," you laughed, but not in the usual way. More like an awkward chuckle that sounded nervous. That wasn't too unusual, either
"Sorry," you said again, burying your hand back inside your pocket like the other. "you probably get this all the time, pretty much everywhere"
He shrugged it off, not appearing too bothered by it
"No problem," he said, glancing back ahead to check the line. It still was pretty long; some issue with the deep fryer holding up the line, by the looks of it. He had time. He looked back at you, waiting indifferently for whatever to come. "What's up?"
Judging by the looks of it, you had already started backtracking the moment you got his attention. You were second guessing getting his attention. Cause figures
"Just a big fan," your hands were still in your pockets, fiddling and moving around visibly through the thin cotton, maroon zip-up sweatshirt
You had shrugged, and thats when he noticed your zip up was familiar; it was a piece of sparrow merch
An older one, judging by how worn it looked
The little sparrow insignia higher up on the left breast of the jacket was still there, but it was significantly faded, and the matching white rope laces dangling from the hood were fraying at the ends
He nods again, leaving the future of the conversation up to you
Wildly inconvenient for you, you thought, considering you hadn't exactly thought this far ahead. At least, if you had, you immediately forgot.
You said the first thing that came to mind, cause of course you did
"I loved the Sparrow comics when I was younger,"
Okay, yeah, you definitely regretted this. This was mortifying. Plain and simple.
Sadly, however, Alphonso saw this in your face and misconstrued the reasons for regret
He thought you were regretting talking to him when really you were just getting in your own head
You quickly assure him though, that, actually, he's your favorite and you think he's super cool and you've actually been a fan of his since yall were kids
He takes the information like any other fan interaction,
That is until it really clicks for him you're being totally serious and your enthusiasm is genuine and he kinda :o
Then he's such a suave little shit I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Goes straight to his head, God bless <3
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SLOANE HARGREEVES:
Love of my life, bane of my existence 🥰
She's perfect and such an inconvenience to me personally
I love her entirely <3
She's the sweetest of the sweet and sunshine in every sense of the word
Huh? Oh right!
How you met... *ahem* ☺️
Oh no biggie, she just uhh, saved your life is all
Okay okay, maybe not your literal life but she did save your morning shake which saved your morning which saved your ass from your boss
She was a blushing mess despite the grace of her powers and agility -- but it technically had been her fault
Sloane had been in such a rush, she unintentionally collided with you on one of the busier streets downtown
Totally cliche and a meet-cute right out of the movies
I honestly don't think I have much else to say about that, it was pretty straight forward and sweet (like her)
Admittedly you had been rattling around her head for a few days afterwards cause hey 👀👀👀 she can appreciate what's in front of her - and yet, she was kicking herself for not doing something about it
She held a lot of responsibility as a sparrow and part of her was afraid, not so much upholding the sparrow image, but disappointing her siblings
Sloane dreams of a having a life of her own, unsanctioned by her father and/or her brothers and sisters. She's been planning ahead for her inevitable exit, why had she chickened out with you??
Almost two weeks had passed since she ran into you and thirteen days since she talked herself into giving up on anything happening.
She had scolded herself, really, how foolish it was of her to think she could have something sweet and endearing with a very cute person like you
Sloane is a romantic in every sense, and this had merely been proof. How naive
And...
How naive of her to think she saw you standing out like a sore thumb in one of the sparrow crowds stationed outside for one of their outings
She had to do a double take when you gave her a shy wave, and she definitely had to make sure she wasn't making a fool of herself as she made her way over
You had sent her a grateful nod when she covertly steered you two out of the reach of cheering fans crowding around you trying to get to her and her siblings
Sloane may or may not have failed in her attemps to tamper down the corny smile that came with your being here
You looked almost, shy
"I thought you seemed familiar," you smiled, looking up over her shoulder at one of the many huge banners plastered on the academy. She followed your gaze over her shoulder and then quickly averted her gaze, not overly eager to see the sight
Were her cheeks always this sore?
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JAYME HARGREEVES:
She was forged by the gays, for the gays
I love that trope where the sunny sunshine one is the grumpy grumps favorite
I feel like that could easily apply to her
But I also feel like it wouldn't be like that immediately, if at all
Not even soon
It would be a long process to get her there cause she's a sparrow after all, and being a sparrow means you come with an ego and stubbornness so strong it might as well be its own superpower
When she met you, she was irrationally and entirely furious
A big part of it was you kept cropping up everywhere
You delivered a pizza to her and Alphonso once upon a time and ever since, by total coincidence, you kept reappearing
She didn't believe it was accidental ofc
She thought you were some stalker
Meanwhile you were just as confused
It wasn't exactly love at first sight for you, either
Jayme was brash and short tempered, but when she was around you -- bumped into you on the street, out for a run in the park, whatever -- she was just plain cruel
And the thing is, she didn't know why
All you had done was the deliver the pizza, made light conversation with Alphonso and wished them both a good day before leaving
The fucking nerve of you
She's just crushing hard, actually
Nah, you're just annoying to her, that's totally it
She totally didn't think you were infuriatingly attractive, fun to be around or anything. And the display of dry humor she witnessed when you were chatting with her brother totally didn't anger her in a way she couldn't understand because she wasn't used to cute people saying stuff that she almost laughed at
But she didn't laugh. So there
She won, you lost
And you didn't even know it.
You simply thanked Alphonso for the early arrival tip, nodded a goodbye to both of them and then left
Just like that. No fan freak outs despite you knowing who they were, no autographs. Just a "thanks for saving the day" and a "let it cool for a few minutes, the pizza oven can get pretty hot and it was a short drive here"
That's it.
But that's just the thing.
That was never it.
There was always more, and Jayme wasn't buying it.
You were too calm, like you had been planning that meeting for ages
Maybe you were, even if that didn't make a damn lick of sense
Alphonso calls her out on her shit and he's the only one she really listens to even though she's not happy about it
On some level she knows she's being an asshole but it's kinda hard for her to help
Oh, real quick, by the way
If you're in the community and that's the context between you two for this preference, I don't mean to say she's acting like this cause of internalized homophobia or anything, she's just kind of an asshole skskxhcppff
This girl knows she's gay
Like Ben, she's more like a cat than a dog
She's cute, but she bites, and she's quick and really, she's just a total dick
It's also just kind of a Hargreeves thing, too to be fair
But, like cats, it's kind of, weirdly, part of their charm
She does make an effort though, after her talk with Alphonso, to be less... dickish
It works
Kind of
After a few practice runs
And lots of pizza orders later
But eventually, she's working her way up to answering the door and getting the pizzas from you with one goal in mind
Not making you storm away in rage
I mean, sure, part of the reason she gets so mad is cause you can actually keep up with her
It's never been this hard for her to get the last word in cause you actually can keep up with her and whatever she dishes out to you, you dish right back
In a way, she's kinda met her match
And that made things worse
But. You were still human and she was the one who was a literal super whose specialty was finding someone's weakness
(Actually Jayme sometimes worries she does that somehow without actually using her powers, so that was a big part of her wanting to be better ☹️)
And she's making mild progress!
It isn't until she's dialing the pizza place and working through her nerves as she does so that she realizes why she's so nervous
And then she throws the phone on the couch in embarrassment cause ew feelings
But one thing keepa her from giving up completely:
For whatever reason, you keep coming back
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slashermadness · 2 years
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Waiting patiently for sparrow academy x reader content 😊
Aight, requests are open (closed)
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Send 👏 in 👏 umbrella 👏 academy 👏 requests 👏 please 👏
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knowbodytoldmethat · 2 years
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Umbrella Academy Masterlist
*= smut, minors DNI
The Umbrella Academy
Luther Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves NSFW Headcanons*
Allison Hargreeves
Klaus Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves
Viktor Hargreeves
Play You Like a Violin*
Lila Pitts
The Sparrow Academy
Marcus Hargreeves
Fei Hargreeves
Melting in Your Arms *
Not so Bad (Coming Soon)
Alphonso Hargreeves
Hit Me! (Coming Soon!)
Sloane Hargreeves
Jayme Hargreeves
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azurlily · 1 year
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Day 3 of 31 of the yandere month May challenge. This yandere is a platonic yandere. SO STILL DARK FUCKING THEMES. Sorry this one is shorter than usual.
You want to see your family and leave Fei...she can't have that.
Also I am thinking of doing COMMISSIONS. Every 100 words is 1$. I'll do the people I have set out and I'm willing to do some men. If yall are interested talk to me in my asks.
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"You cant leave. I'm here to keep you safe. Why...why the hell can't you understand that!?"
You two are good friends, she values you as someone she can talk to. She feels safe in your arms, she feels warm, she feels comfortable.
While she is a sparrow and has a hard time being around you without the paparazzi. She loves just seeing you, just being around you. Sadly, though, when the world was going to shit. You wanted to leave, you wanted to go see your family.
You wanted to leave Fei in her time of need. You wanted to leave Fei when she needed you most. You can't do that, why would you do that? What's wrong with you?
You'd leave your best friend- your only friend, in her time of need? You truly are a bad person...but that doesn't matter. She'll fix you, she'll keep you safe. You need her, she can give you anything you want.
Of course...she'll have to get rid of a few obstacles. The obstacles are your family. She's smart, really fucking smart. She controls crows, so she of course has the mind of one. She takes good, good care of your family.
After "dealing" with your family she takes you to see them. You don't know the horrible things she's done, you'll never know. She wont let you.
You see their dead and assume someone killed them. You cry into Feis arms, crying and begging her to take you away from this horrible sight. She smiles happily and does as you ask.
Fei takes you back, back to Alphonso, back to Sloane, back to Ben. Back to your real friends, your real family. She brings you back to the people she believes truly love you.
For weeks you didn't know it was her, she was great at hiding it. Emphasis on the was. She did, at some point, slip up. That was the day it all came crumbling down, it all went to hell.
"Calm down. No, no, you need to calm down, you're going to hurt yourself."
That's what Fei told you when you found out. She slipped up, she was talking to Jayme about it, she was bragging about bringing you back. Back where you belong. She's proud of herself.
You walked in. You heard it all, she was talking too loudly, something she didn't usually do.
You slapped her and her glasses fell off. Her face always gave you a small scare, from the beginning, the then, to now. It's always scared you, you never mentioned it though. That would be rude. Although now, now you could hurl all the ugly words you wanted to at her.
You called Fei all sorts of hateful things. She she only smiles when you finally ran out of breath, you were shaking out of rage.
"Ah. You don't mean that, I mean, you probably do, but I don't care. You can mean it all you want, it doesn't mean I'm mad. No, I'm happy you grew a backbone."
You cried and tried pushing her away as she hugged you. She held you close, she said she wasn't angry, but you knew she was lying. When you went into her room all the birds were cawing at you in anger. She continued to tell you she wasn't mad...until you were alone.
"I'm not sorry for this."
She hurt you. Something she's never done before, she never intended to do it either. She heard your screams as the birds nipped and bit at your skin. She watched in fury, until she found herself calming down.
The birds went into their cages and she smiles. She bandages you up while you glare at her.
"Hate me all you want. I'm keeping you safe, you're my only real family. I'm not afraid to do this again...if it means you'll stay by my side."
She knows she's a monster in your eyes. Although she Hope's one day you see why she does this. Part of it is because she is a monster, she does get some enjoyment of seeing you cry. Only because you run to her, because you have nowhere else to run.
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nickeverdeen · 6 months
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The Sparrow Academy masterlist
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gravity-barbie · 6 months
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The Sparrows with a sibling they think doesn't have powers HCs
A/N: So sorry for the wait! And the lack of Christopher, I tried but I really suck at writing for him and I think it'd take another 3 months if I kept trying. Also fair warning this is on the angsty side.
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Marcus Hargreeves
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-Both as a child and an adult Marcus barely acknowledges you exist, his life revolves around the sparrow academy which you've always existed just on the outskirts of
-As your sibling he does feel a loyalty to you though, he lets you stay at the academy and use Reginalds funds as much as the others so long as you don't cause any trouble
-Of course you're completely excluded from the sparrow academy, despite your siblings vast fame most people don't even know you exist and Marcus won't ever let you join any of the families 'buisness' talks
-So while he's not mean or malicious there is a lot of disrespect and neglect there that builds resentment inside of you
-He's as shocked as you are to learn you have powers (very strong ones at that) but he's quick to collect himself, trying to reason you into letting him integrate you into the sparrow academy and follow his lead like your siblings
-Marcus is good with people, he says exactly what you want to hear, first easing your fears about your new powers and then more importantly giving you a glimpse of the belonging and connection you've always been denied in an attempt to get you to fall in line
-However it's likely too little too late
-Marcus does care about you and he wants to resolve things peacefully, however if you prove to be a threat to the sparrow academy he's completely willing to make an enemy out of you
Ben Hargreeves
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-Ben's always looked down on you and unlike Marcus he won't hesitate to verbalise that
-Despite that and generally not thinking you're worth his time he doesn't actually dislike you though, he sort of appreciates your gentler personality, not that he often let's that show
-You're the only sibling he doesn't have to compete with which may make him underestimate you but it also makes you the only person in the world he'll even slightly lower his guard around
-Which, play your cards right, could lead to a tentative friendship between you two, however friend or otherwise Ben is really no good for your self-esteem
-He feels personally betrayed to learn you have powers as crazy as that sounds, jumping to conclusions and assuming the worst of you
-His default is distrusting people so he feels like an idiot for ever not seeing you as a threat and it doesn't help that part of him is still loyal to Reginald so it's easy for him to believe the lies the old man tells about you
-Beneath his anger and confusion though, if Ben cares about you even a little bit that isn't going to change
Fei Hargreeves
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-It would seem you're totally irrelevant to her, she barely acknowledges your existence as a child, and as an adult that's only slightly better
-Plus she's kind of a loner so since she's not forced to be around you like she is the others and she likes to spend her free time by herself it's only natural you hardly see each other, let alone talk
-However she actually knows you better than you realise, she's a careful and observant person and like your siblings you're not immune to her spying from time to time
-Because of her perceptiveness she's actually the first to suspect that there's something weird going on with you though she keeps that hunch to herself
-She's probably the most calm and reasonable about learning you have powers and tries to talk some sense into your more reactive siblings
-She encourages them to give you time and space to let this bombshell sink in before they get involved because that's what she would want in your position
-She herself doesn't bother you, not interacting with you any more than usual unless you initiate, she does however have a bird watching you at all times
Alphonso Hargreeves
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-Alphonso can be a real dick to you sometimes, but unlike the others it's not because he feels some kind of sense of superiority over you, it's more out of jealousy
-He resents the fact that you don't have the same pressure on you or the same heavy workload and essentially feels like you got off easy compared to him and the others
-He doesn't tend to go out of his way to antagonize you or anything but for someone that's usually pretty easygoing his pointed coldness towards you stands out
-He's definitely blindsided to learn you have powers and it takes him a while to wrap his head around, but he is actually more willing to get your side of the story than some of your siblings
-He still doesn't really get where your pain is coming from because he'd switch childhoods with you in a heartbeat but now that he realises you are genuinely hurting he's a lot more open to understanding
-Ultimately despite being more sympathetic towards you than ever before Alphonso will still go along with however the other sparrows decide to deal with you, for better or for worse
Sloane Hargreeves
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-Sloane is the nicest to you by far, partially because that's just who she is, but also because you're both different enough from your other siblings that you form an unspoken alliance
-However as kids you never got the chance to get too close as Reginald noticed your bond and kept separating you
-So while you're glad you can finally be friendly as adults you're still not as close as you could of been, you do try to catch up but the years of forced seperation has created a wall between you
-So has your apparent lack of powers, because though it's absolutely not her intention Sloane can be so patronizing and insensitive about your status as the ordinary one
-As shocked as she is to learn you have powers she's quick to look on the bright side and tries to encourage you to as well, though on the flipside she does also feel terrible to realise the depth of how manipulated and isolated you were
-She's an absolute blessing when it comes to helping you understand and control your power, as a literal genius with experience handling her own superpowers and the kindest person you know she's the best mentor you could hope for, things would of been so much worse without her
-She's firmly on your side throughout this whole ordeal, constantly vouching for you and prioritising what you need no matter what the others say or do
Jayme Hargreeves
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-Obviously Jayme never gives you the time of day, but really it's not like she's more apathetic about you than she is about anything else in her life
-Honestly she even likes you more than numbers one to three because at least you never try to tell her what to do, so she's not totally against your company
-Actually she's kind of a very typical sister, you're not friends and she has no problem snarking you but you're family and she'll have your back if you need it
-Even though she had no idea about your powers she isn't all that surprised to learn the truth about you, mostly because she knows this is the exact kind of bullshit Reginald would do and she always thought him keeping you around was a bit suspicious
-She's calm but reasonably cautious when it comes to dealing with the new-you since she has to admit that that is one intense power you have
-Personally she has a hard time seeing you as a threat but like Alphonso she's not going to stick her neck out for you if the sparrow academy decides to do things the hard way
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I mean, he's a real alien. He's like a… bug person from another planet.
Luther Hargreeves
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My name is number two. You know why?
Diego Hargreeves
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Every time I build a new life for myself, you end the world and take it from me
Allison Hargreeves
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Long story short: I´m immortal now
Klaus Hargreeves
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If you call me young man one more time I´m going to put your head throught that damn wall
Five Hargreeves
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I ended the world twice, and you´re just meat in spandex
Viktor Hargreeves
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Maybe you´re feeling everything at once, and it all just kind of cancels out
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Dad, who the hell are these people
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Cute trick here´s mine
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I´m not in the mood for your bullshit today
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mairalynn416 · 2 years
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Hey babes, where is all the fei Hargreeves x reader content? I loved her and need to just read a fic of cuddling with her even if it is platonic! Please! I'm begging!
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hihomeghere · 6 months
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mediocreomen · 2 years
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allison took new hair new me WAYYY too seriously this season. girl what the fuck
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Fei Hargreeves dating an ornithologist (someone who studies birds)
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A/N: I was just thinking about how cute it would be for Fei to date someone who's super passionate about birds and this is what I came up with :]
Warnings: some swearing
Fei first met you one day when she was out at the park for a stroll
Some of her birds had approached you where you were sitting on a bench throwing breadcrumbs
You noticed they were different from the other birds who usually came to the park, so you offered them some of the shiny knickknacks you carried with you for situations just like this as a peace offering
By this point, the crows were intrigued by you, and Fei was as well
She decided to walk over to you and introduce herself
You knew who she was, obviously; I mean, who doesn't know about the aweshocking members of the Sparrow Academy?
When you told her you were an ornithologist, she was thrilled
She found it intriguing that you were so passionate about studying birds and their habitats you decided to make it your profession
Fei decided to ask you out, right then and there, to which you said yes
She could listen to you talk for hours about birds and their habitats
"Now, the interesting things about crows is-"
Most people don't like it when you ramble on and on, but she does. She thinks it's cute you're passionate about something, especially on a topic that hits so close to home and resonates with her so deeply
You enjoy helping her crows find things they can use for their nest, including pebbles, shiny objects, etc.
Often times you'll lose your keys, only to find one of the birds took them to their nest to use as decoration. You're certain that's what happened to the key you gave Fei to your place
Her birds are very protective over you. If they notice there's someone who's making you uncomfortable or appears to be a threat to you in any way, they will not hesitate to attack, beaks open and talons flying as they go in for the kill
If you're any kind of professor or you work at someplace like a college Fei will often sneak into your classes and sit near the back of the room just so she can listen to your lectures
She does this so much at this point she has a designated seat reserved specifically for her, and if she can't make it for some reason then it's because either a) she had some Sparrow Academy shit she needed to do and told you beforehand, or b) something happened to her because she will make it to your lectures, even if she has to rise out of the grave to do it people who have seen s3 will see the irony in this statement
There have been times where she's walked in on you using her birds to put on a fashion show, complete with little hats and everything. She learns not to question it at this point
If there are ever times where she can't find some of her birds for whatever reason, she doesn't worry too much. She knows that they're most likely safe with you, and that you're taking good care of them <3
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knowbodytoldmethat · 2 years
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Melting in Your Arms
Warnings: Bad writing. Smut. Minors DNI
Request from anonymous: hi i would like to order fei hargreeves x fem reader smut please
Paring: Fei Hargreeves x Fem!Reader
Fei Hargreeves was known to be cold and aloof, studying people from a distance in search of anything that would mark a person as a threat. During interviews, she would make the person asking questions uncomfortable while staring them down with an off-putting smile as she gave her answers.
Cold and calculating with a heart of ice.
Except with you.
Around you, she positively melted!
Like tonight.
She’d left The Academy after a long day of Marcus’ PR shit and went over to your place. She needed to get away from her family for the night. Marcus had the normal stick up his ass about appearances while Ben contradicted everything he said. Sloane had tried stepping in a few times but had gotten pushed away. Jayme had stood in the corner saying nothing while Alphonso egged the two on. Overall, it was exhausting and she needed to get out!
But the cold expression on her face slowly fell into a smile when she saw the lights on in the window of your apartment. She sent a crow up to alert you of her presence and entered the building.
You were waiting for her at your door, leaning against the frame with her bird on your shoulder and your hand out for her to take,
“Hey,” You whispered as you led her inside.
Once the door was closed, her hands were cupping your face and her lips were on yours. You smiled against her mouth before pulling away for air, "Long day?"
"Yes," She answered while caressing your cheek with a gentle hand while shooing her crow away with the other,
"Anything I can do to make it better?" It was an innocent question that was accompanied with your arms over her shoulders, but Fei's mind quickly went toward a place that was far from innocent.
So she turned around, pulling you with her as she walked the two of you back toward your bedroom, "I have a few ideas. If it's alright with you?"
The moment the two of you were in the comfort of the bedroom, Fei's lips were back on yours.
Your hands went to the buttons of her coat, pushing it off of her shoulders to let it fall to the floor.
Fei's hands had trailed down your back and up your t-shirt, pulling it up, forcing you to raise your arms so she could throw it into the slowly growing pile of clothes on the floor.
When both of you had thrown everything to the floor, your hands trailed up to her face, tracing over the rim of her sunglasses, silently asking if it was alright for you to take them off. She smiled softly at you and pressed her lips to your palm with a nod. You gently took them off while brushing your fingers across the edges of her scars.
If it had been anyone else, their eyes would've been gouged out in less than a second!
But now your hands were trailing down her cheeks, your lips following your fingers. You pressed open-mouthed kisses to her skin, nipping at her neck, relishing the small gasps falling from her lips,
"(y/n)!" She gasped as your lips began brushing over her breasts,
"Let me do this," You whispered, "Let me take care of you, Fei," Whatever answer she had was cut off when you took one of her nipples into your mouth. Fei gasped harshly as your tongue swirled around the bud, her head falling back as her fingers threaded through your hair. Her knees buckled and she fell back onto the mattress behind her. You pushed Fei until she was laying down on her back.
If she had been with anyone else, she'd have insisted on being in charge. That way, she'd be able to react if they tried to attack her. But not with you. She trusted you enough to let her guard down, to keep her eyes in a different room.
Dare she say it, Fei loved you!
You continued your journey down, lavishing each inch of skin with your mouth and tongue while your fingers caressed her thighs. You pressed your mouth on each of her hip bones and just below her navel before slowly slipping a finger into the wet heat between her legs,
"y/n- Oh!" The fingers in your hair tightened as your mouth went lower, finding her clit and encasing it between your lips. You pressed another finger into her entrance, working the two of them in and out until Fei was positively dripping across your hand.
Fei was gasping and moaning as you gently brought her closer and closer to the edge.
"Oh god! (y/n), I- so close!" Her ankles had locked together against your back, keeping you encased between her legs as you began to work faster. Your hand reached up to grab hers, interlacing your fingers together as her back arched off the bed with a loud moan of your name while her arousal gushed across your hand and chin.
Fei's legs trembled as you removed your fingers to lap gently at her core, drinking in the effect you had on her. Then, your lips pressed against the insides of her thighs, her hips, her stomach, her breasts, her collar bones, her necks, her cheeks, then finally, her lips,
"I imagine, this is one way to end a long day," You murmured against her mouth which caused a small laugh to escape her,
"A very pleasurable, way to end a long day," She whispered, still gripping your hair as her hand came to rest across your waist and pulled you forward, "But, there is one more thing that needs to happen before today is over,"
You pulled back, holding your weight above her, and tilted your head, "Oh yeah? And what's that?"
Fei's response was to smile while maneuvering one of her legs between yours, pressing her thigh against your soaked entrance, moaning at your arousal while whispering,
"You need to cum, darling,"
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