some more genderbend hc cause you guys enjoy it hehe
Fem Dazai:
- 176cm
- 15-22 long long hair but after the prison arc, she cuts her hair to a messy short “wolf cut” because her hair was poorly taken care of at prison
- Fem Dazai is a master at manipulating her emotions including her tears. She has the most angelic crying face
- There’s a saying in the port mafia that the men Dazai lock arms with never return alive🤫
- (Femskk) IMAGINE they are at a ball and they need to identify a man and kill him once the ball is over. Dazai spotted him in an instant. She kissed him and danced with him, leaving a lipstick stain on his cheek. Then when he’s alone, Chuuya saw the lipstick stain and she smirks. The lipstick stain was Dazai’s “mark” on her soon-to-be-killed target. Like I mentioned before, I doubt Dazai does the dirty work
- Dazai gets free rides in cop cars because she has a thing for men in uniform
- Dazai wears the ugliest PJs sorry.
- Fem Dazai definitely has a mommy voice
- Men pay for her meals outside
- Pretty When You Cry by Lana Del Ray is HER song
- she changes boyfriend every month, Kunikida accused her of trying to date every men in Japan
Fem Atsushi
- her PJs are uglier
- 165cm
- all her makeup is expired and broken and she wear hand-me downs from the other girls because she feels guilty for spending on nice things for herself :(
- Dazai brought her to do her nails once and she loved it so much but she broke it in two days
- BUT she loves Hello Kitty, she has a shrine of it in her room
- Atsushi volunteers at a nearby orphanage and the kids love her
- I imagine Atsushi having a gentle and soft voice
- Atsushi would see a group of female students and wish that she has a friend group like that
- Atsushi never wore crop tops because she doesn’t want to show off her scar on her torso until Akutagawa kept slicing off her clothes in battle (wink wink) then she stopped caring about her scars
- Out of all the girls, I think Atsushi has quite a toned body, she has abit of muscle
- Atsushi feels embarrassed that she eats a lot but the girls reassured her and said it’s fine (at the expense of Kunikida’s wallet)
Fem Kunikida
- 180cm (tall mommy)
- the exact same as her male copy lmao
- has never been in a relationship before. She gets damn red whenever a man flirt with her
- she looks different with her hair down and without her glasses, she’s a beauty
- men are intimidated by her height😤😤
- Nobuko Sasaki is 174cm and he’s the only guy who found Kunikida’s height beautiful
- Whenever Dazai gets into danger and comes back alive, Kunikida would run up to her (slap her hard) before engulfing her into a tight hug which is reciprocated hehe
Fem Ranpo
- 158cm (someone short than Chuuya??)
- she’s really cute and she looks way younger than male Ranpo
- she usually has her hair down but on special occasions, she adorns two braids with flowers in them (curtesy of Poe)
- she’s unaware of her surroundings most of the time. She would manspread or lie in the floor indecently even if there’s a man around. Fukuzawa reprimands her for this but she still does it
- she’s quite tiny even if she’s around the same height as fem Higuchi
- side eyes and roll her eyes A LOT. Fukuzawa scolds her for this too but she still does it
- she’s like an insect, she’s super hard to hold in one place
- she smells like cotton candy and all those sweet stuff
- got her period once when she was 16 and never got it again LOL Fukuzawa is concerned
- she gets people to carry her princess style
- she loves dolls
- Ranpo has soft features so she really looks younger than her age but she has notably very gorgeous eyes and long lashes
- she doesn’t wear makeup (she tries but she doesn’t know how to)
- made many grown ass men cry before
Fem Chuuya
- I’m a firm believe of big bust Chuuya. Sorry. Gravity defying boobz
- has long hair but she tied it into a ponytail using a brown ribbon
- 153cm…but she wears 10 inch heels…she has never worn flats except for when she was 15
- she changes her collar frequently
- wears red lipsticks
- wears the most revealing clothes during non-office hours but her sense of style is amazing
- her hat is bigger than male Chuuya’s
- was a tomboy before Kōyō “fixed” her
- fem chuuya laughs easily and she has the ugliest laugh ever. She snorts like a pig. Dazai and her use to laugh like pigs together
- FemSKK! Once, Kōyō was putting on make up for 16 year old Chuuya and Dazai for a mission to attract some men but nobody was attracted to Chuuya and they all went to Dazai. After the mission, Chuuya got pissed and told Dazai she felt like “lipstick on a pig”. Dazai wipes off the lipstick on Chuuya’s lips with her thumb and smiled while saying “ah you don’t need makeup. I love you just the way you are.” (Ref to beast) Chuuya got even more pissed
- I’m sure Chuuya wears pants not a short skirt because it’s more practical
- MANEATER OF THE PORTMAFIA!
- Queen of the sheeps and queen of the night.
- I can imagine men shrinking in fear whenever she says “what do you want”
- has a secret love for romantic novels/shows
- I got a feeling she has a random crush on some idol/celebrity and would fangirl in secret
- she has a walk in closet filled with shoes.
- “why do you have a billion pairs of shoe for one pair of feet?”- Kajii
- Dazai and Chuuya speak many different languages. They dated international people before
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