#ff lobster

[hungergamesheadcanons]

Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great

#the hunger games #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #annie cresta #johanna mason #listen he's trying #he's never done anything like this before #he needs a minute #finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭” #“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old” #“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL” #“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs” #Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this” #Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on” #jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google #annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean' #'can i make baby food out of anything' #'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'

[dappersheep]

Voice actor connection shenanigans. JP for Childe, EN for Blobster.

#food fantasy #genshin impact #ff boston lobster #genshin childe

[scolki]

#food fantasy #ff boston lobster #fanart #an old wip that won’t be finished

[not-quite-there-myself]

GIFT GIVING

Various from Arcana Twilight, Food Fantasy, and Twisted Wonderland; featured in alphabetical order. Romantic/platonic is unspecified, characters may be mentioned multiple times.

They give you something they think you'd like, or something that reminds them of you. Maybe it's in your favourite colour, maybe it's your favourite food. Whatever it is, it was out on a whim, totally unplanned, unexpected. They didn't care how much it cost that much; if it was something they could pay for and something they know you'd like, they're getting it for you! They really hope you like it.

Alpheratz, Arcturus, Bamboo Rice, Blue Cheese, Cater Diamond, Deuce Spade, Floyd Leech, Kalim Al Asim, Pollux, Soufflé, Sukiyaki, Sweet Tofu, Tempura

Their gift to you something that you might've been mentioning often. They play it off at first, saying how you've been so annoying about it for a couple of days and thought to buy it for you so you won't speak about it anymore. What they won't tell you is that they've secretly been hoping you don't get it; either because they've already prepared it for you and are waiting for the right moment to gift it, or because they ordered it online and it's taking a lot longer than expected to get it. Regardless, they tell you "it's no big deal" when you receive it. They might not say the same about the way your eyes light up while saying thank you. Your happiness is certainly a big deal to them.

Ace Trappola, Alpheratz, Boston Lobster, Leona Kingscholar, Salty Tofu, Turkey, Sebek Zigvolt

Their gift is something you casually spoke about once and never talked about it again; whether you were shy to express your want again or simply didn't think to mention it again didn't matter, as they had already decided to look for it and to surprise you with it later. They're successful, mostly because you likely forgot about ever mentioning it ever again. Did they read your mind? Or perhaps they've paid more attention to you and your wants than you realize.

Black Tea, Brownie, Cater Diamond, Jade Leech, Pekking Duck, Realgar Wine, Rook Hunt, Sirius, Vil Schoenheit, Jamil Viper, Vega

divider by @/inklore on Tumblr

#nqt writing #arcana twilight #food fantasy #twisted wonderland #arcana twilight alpheratz #arcana twilight arcturus #arcana twilight pollux #arcana twilight sirius #arcana twilight vega #ff bamboo rice #ff blue cheese #ff soufflé #ff sukiyaki #ff sweet tofu #ff tempura #ff boston lobster #ff salty tofu #ff turkey #ff black tea #ff brownie #ff pekking duck #ff realgar wine #cater diamond #deuce spade #floyd leech #kalim al asim #ace trappola #leona kingscholar #sebek zigvolt #jade leech

[yther]

hmm. did I ruminate on The Lobster (2015) enough this week? gotta pencil that in errr..

braille? that in.

#what is the word I don't even know. do you print or imprint or “write” in braille #am I gonna even try to google abt it? ff #so I guess you literally type or “write” it but brailling is a word TIL #brailling yee #btw I am Lobstering I guess #cut to ocean waves #spoilers #vaguely maybe

[ff-attendant]

Fate Rhapsody

And so... the '4th Anniversary' event is here.

Below is the answers to the Book of Fate!

#Fate Rhapsody event #Look this event... there's so much peking/lobster crumbs and I'm thriving #and Salt n' Pepper Shrimp (Pipi) is here! yesss #food fantasy #ff events

[blujayonthewing]

I have fucking got to just get some fabric paint medium and more htv

#I ordered a windwaker lobster tank top off Teeshirt Website and the fit is bad and the design is OFFCENTER and CROOKED #I literally debated over getting it because like. it's just a solid white design. I can make this myself #but I liked this particular stylization #and also I thought it'd be better to just pay the convenience tax than dump another project down the adhd pit #FUCKIN. ALAS. #it's not TERRIBLE but it is disappointing enough that I'm like 'why the fuck did I pay money for this then' #I'm literally an artist in real life and I own paint and an iron and a diecutter ffs #next time I'm tempted by some nerd shirt I'm putting that money toward fabric markers and vinyl #about me

[re11]

Remember when you painted boston lobster on a piece of lettuce because I do

yeah that was pretty iconic of me ngl

#food fantasy #ff #boston lobster #hi #i wish the foofan fandom a very boston's butt

[weibenwolken]

[Peking Duck gets knocked down in battle]

Beer: Oh no! Are you okay, Peking?!

Boston Lobster: Oi! How many fingers am I holding up?

Peking Duck: One, and not a nice one.

#ff beer #ff boston lobster #ff peking duck #food fantasy #incorrect quotes #don't worry guys candy cane is there to heal him up

[bitterdevilsgift]

Finally got him after years of playing 🥲 now I wait for the ice cream twins

#food fantasy #ff boston lobster #yeah quality is bad sorry #ahhhhh #it doesn't even matter bc I can't even use him 😭😭 #he's practically worthless but he's so bbygirl so at least I have him

[dramaqueen-bostonlobster]

<.<

You didn't see anything.

#ff boston lobster #food fantasy #dramaqueen-bostonlobster #//Not me reblogging a post to the wrong account 🫠 #//anyway guess who wants to bring back the brought back drama queen

[obaewankenope]

I've given myself heat exhaustion AGAIN (heck, I hope it's only heat exhaustion, rip) and I am not here for it ffs so to make sure y'all know about it, imma share the signs of heat exhaustion!

Heat exhaustion is quite literally your body getting too hot and Exhausting itself to cope. Heatstroke is your body Failing To Cope.

Heat Exhaustion signs include:

You get a headache that Will Not Go Away

You feel confused and dizzy (balance who? Idk her)

You don't feel hungry but you feel sick as well (this sucks and happens a lot in high heat so try and snack regularly)

Sweating and clammy skin like the kind that has people go "you're freezing!" because you've sweated so much you literally end up with a chill on your skin

Cramps. Feckin cramps. Arms. Legs. Stomach. They suck ass.

You have a heckin fast pulse or you're hyperventilating like you've just had a Scare

Your body temp is over 38°c (because you're literally boiling like a lobster in a pot)

You are Beyond Thirsty and no matter what you drink it Does Not Abate

If you end up experiencing any of these symptoms, or multiple, and you're in a hot/warm environment, then sit your ass down in the shade, get something to drink, and get a damp cloth on your head or a change of clothes that are cool.

Basically, stop what you're doing and give your body a chance to Not Keep Boiling

Heat exhaustion is NOT THE SAME as a heatstroke.

Heatstroke is So Much Worse™.

Heatstroke signs include:

Still feeling like utter shite 30 minutes after you sat your ass down, rested in a cool place, and rehydrated

Not actually sweating even though you really do feel like a lobster in a pot that has the heat up High

Your body temp is 40°c+ (which is bad btw, that's temp for causing your to pass out etc)

Hyperventilating/fast breathing or actual shortness of breath (I struggle with this because asthma so I'm always like "idk if I got this oops)

Feeling confused but in a like "I don't know what's going on, I can't think, I have no idea about anything, someone help me please I'm crossing into traffic and don't even realise" way

Having a fit/seizure because your body temp is so high your brain is Actually Getting Boiled In Your Skull 🙃 [upside down smiley emoji]

Passing out and not actually responding or waking up from a brief fainting spell (this is the Serious™ kind of passing out that has doctors going "oh shit, we need an IV STAT!" or whatever it is they say when Shit Is Going Down)

Heatstroke can be really dangerous if it isn't treated quickly so please don't ignore these signs. Right now, I'm in a cool environs, with hydration, and am avoiding moving and am gonna have a nap because I'm going very dizzy, can't focus properly, have a headache, and am only coherent here because I'm HyperFocusing on this post. I can't even understand words being said to me right now hence nap, hydration, and cool environs.

So please, y'all, take care of yourselves. Seriously.

#Health #Heatstroke #Heat exhaustion #Advice #Tips and tricks #Life hacks #Help #Kat talks #I literally am a fool #A fool who genuinely didn't understand anything my mother said to me #Except 'dog has been fed' #That's it. That's all I understood of the words she said. #I was so dizzy and my legs were literally shaking I had to stumble to sit down #I've eaten and that's helping but I feel sick for having eaten #I'm still woozy af #My head feels like it's wobbling on my neck even tho it isn't #I'm in the house tho now and it's cool inside #I have water and tea so I'm good asbweol #It's just gonna be a case of resting and hoping it's just exhaustion and not a heatstroke #Bc I don't wanna be in A&E for 8+ hours with heatstroke when it's boiling in there #Anyway #I need to stop talking

[scolki]

#oh I realised I’ve never posted these #food fantasy #ff boston lobster #ff buddha's temptation #ff peking duck #fanart #sketch #old stuff

[glowinggreeneyes-e]

tag nine people to get to know better // tagged by @alisoncooper (thank you :D)

three ships: capvers - destiel - gentlebeard

first ever ship: any man and the hot Texan from CSI (it was the late 00s vibe ig?)

last song: plastic love/ain't it fun remix

last movie: idk i don't really watch movies, but it was probably A Single Man or Pride

currently reading: After Hegemony by Keohane (for my master's... thrilling read, as you can tell)

currently watching: Fellow Travelers

currently consuming: water! stay hydrated :))))

currently craving: snacks ngl. any.

tagging: @spineless-lobster @flowergrenades @fromthedeskofthecaptain @generalmajorcantsing @ineffablelunatic @junipaws @nortism @tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine @jovienna but there's so many people ffs pretend ive tagged you

#tag game #about

[yesyoubelonghere]

Spiny Lobster season is over...

They go in and then...

Furry cage...

It will be a long wait until next season. 🥺. (FF)

[franf94]

My mini Quogan ff pt. 1

Ok, I tried my best to write in English. Sorry for all the mistakes that you'll find in it. - Fran

Quinn stared at her reflection, tears in her eyes. She knew why she had ended up staring at her reflection, her hair tousled, her face still swollen with sleep, her makeup from the night before unmade, wearing an old Logan's sweatshirt with the P.C.A. insignia. And she was also pretty sure she knew the when and where that had brought her there. Now she had to deal with the rest. Quinn knew that in order to test a hypothesis, multiple attempts must be made. Was it possible that it had really taken so little? She touched the plastic stick with his fingertips, as if to ascertain once again the value of her thesis. A couple of drinks and now she had been faced with four positive pregnancy tests. She knew that the result of a single test could be biased, but the percentage that four different tests were all wrong was very small. It had only been a few weeks since the talk regarding their future and the possibility of trying to stop using contraceptives. What will it be they had said to each other. No pressure. None at all. Then again, they both knew that the path to having a baby could be longer than expected. No calendar, no ovulation test. They would simply continue to make love freely. And not even a month later they had succeeded. Evidently Quinn had also underestimated their fertility. Her first suspicion had arisen last week when she and Logan had gone to Seattle to celebrate spring break with Quinn's parents and grandmother. Her mother had made the usual roast, and Quinn had sharpened a very severe bout of nausea. At first she had blamed jetlag. After all, she had just returned from a trip to Tokyo, and it was normal to feel a little sick. The nausea had continued throughout the week, at regular intervals but the girl had not given it much thought. She had willingly accepted Logan's thoughtful attention to her when she was sick. Until the night before. It was her and Logan's engagement anniversary so they had gone out to dinner at an exclusive L.A. club. They had ordered lobster and wine, and Quinn, after just two sips, had felt dizzy. It was then that she had paid attention to her menstrual cycle app. It was almost six days late. She knew they could mean nothing, like everything. Sometimes it had happened to her before, and she and Logan had been more scared than they should have been when they were just two teens. Not now. Now they were two adults with two stable careers. And clearly money had never been an issue for them. So there she is. Standing in the patron bathroom with a positive pregnancy test in her hand. Quinn came out of the bathroom. Her bare feet silently tapping on the hardwood floor and her robe swaying with every step she took. Logan was still asleep. He was shirtless, lying on his stomach with both arms under the pillow. He was snoring softly and smiling in his sleep.She could not hold back a smile. Sometimes it seemed to her that she was still looking at that 17-year-old curly-haired boy, full of himself and crazy about money. They had certainly come a long way together.Quinn gasped: she did not know how to tell him. God, he will freak out for sure.

PART 2 HERE!

#quogan #logan reese #quinn pensky #zoey 101 #zoey102 #quinn x logan #fanfiction #fanfic #pregnant #pregnancy