#flintstones chewable vitamins

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

10 million strong, and growing...

#gif #flintstones chewable vitamins #the flintstones #chewable #vitamins #commercial #10 million strong #and growing

[fwizard]

my mom forgot the word for edibles today. she called them Chewables. chortling laughing snorting never letting her forget this

#scuse me im just gonna go take a chewable #like a friggin. flintstones vitamin

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water and Flintstones chewable vitamins. Shiho-chan said I'm lucky to be alive.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishi #miyano shiho #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Prog

Todd Keisling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call the tale of the yellow kings Keisling: so there's this progressive rock band making an album based on the yellow king Keisling: with a cover by our greatest living artist roger dean Dean Koontz: hey! that's my name too! Keisling: that's no coincidence boy

Keisling: so there's this groupie Keisling: camilla Keisling: and she's got ideas for the band's music Keisling: horrifying apocalyptic ideas Keisling: she's going to have everyone take off their masks Robert W Chambers: i get it!

Keisling: they're going to cause an apocalypse with the power of progressive rock Dean Koontz: wow progressive rock sounds pretty dangerous Keisling: only in the wrong hands, dean Keisling: the power of progressive rock turned to evil, like Univers Zero or Van Der Graaf Generator, can be devastating Keisling: but turned to the light...

Keisling: take a look at this album, dean, pretty cool huh? Keisling: oh dean Keisling: prepare to have the doors of perception Keisling: blown right off their hinges

Kiesling: check this out dean, i think you'll really like this music Poe: whoa todd this might be a little advanced for dean Kiesling: no don't worry i'll start him off slow Kiesling: let's start you off with some Yes

Dean Koontz: Yes? Keisling: yeah i think you can handle it Koontz: why is there a scary zombie on the cover? Keisling: that's steve howe Keisling: actually dean on second thought Keisling: Yes might be a little much for your first time Keisling: let's start you with Yes Featuring Jon Anderson, Trevor Rabin, Rick Wakeman

Keisling: behold, my record collection! King: wow this is quite the collection todd! King: you know, you could save a lot of space if you went digital Keisling: yeah but Keisling: vinyl just has a warmer sound ya know?

Keisling: dean i think you're really going to like this band Keisling: it's called jethro tull Poe: whoa whoa dean is not ready for that Keisling: oh don't worry i'm not playing thick as a brick or anything Keisling: just bungle in the jungle Keisling: you'll like it dean it's about animals

Koontz: can i listen to this album? Keisling: Crack the Sky? no dean that's the ayahuasca of prog Keisling: you want the flintstones chewable vitamins of prog Keisling: here, try some tarkus

Dean Koontz: [vibrating while listening to headphones, blood gushing from nose] of course i understand it all Keisling: Dean! No! Keisling: Not Gentle Giant! Keisling: it's too much, too soon! Koontz: each day actually consists of four days occurring simultaneously

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #edgar allan poe #dean koontz #robert w chambers #todd keisling

[nylarac]

#i hate these more than anything #literally the worst taste and texture in the world #found out the other day one of my friends actively enjoyed them #am curious about what's more common lol #poll

[wrongmha]

I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water and Flintstones chewable vitamins. Recovery Girl said I'm lucky to be alive.

Source: Texts From Last Night

#incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #Eraser Head #shota aizawa #source: texts from last night

[meleth03]

I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water and Flintstones chewable vitamins. Omi said I'm lucky to be alive.

Miya Atsumu

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #hq atsumu #hq memes #hq imagines #hq

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Lucifer: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water and Flintstones chewable vitamins. The Doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.

#incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer #lucifer netflix #lucifer morningstar #dr. linda martin #source: texts from last night

[dire-crowley-apologist]

Crewel: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins. The doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst crewel #divus crewel

[strawberrycinema]

Sitting down to my gourmet lunch of a peeled orange, a Kraft grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally, and a single flintstones chewable vitamin with extra iron

#x #this is not a joke btw this is my actual lunch that I am eating right now #also raspberry zinger tea

[silver-12]

The Doctor: I just tried making my own red bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and flintstones chewable vitamins.

The Doctor: apparently, Ryan thinks I’m « lucky to be alive » .

#thirteenth doctor #doctor who #incorrect doctor who quotes #13th doctor #ryan sinclair

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ricky: I tried making my own redbull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins! ...The ER doctor said i'm lucky to be alive.

#incorrect quotes #shock treatment #incorrect shock treatment quotes #rest home ricky #source: texts from last night

[itlivesingeneral]

Overheard in Westchester

Noah: A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh or is he made of house? He screams for he does not know.

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Lily: I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.

Waverly: I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.

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Ava:  If you need someone to validate your life choices, I don’t believe I’m the one you should be discussing them with.

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Stacy, texting: Waverly and Andy just built a flamethrower.

Lucas: Oh my god.

Stacy: Yeah, you should probably get over here.

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Andy: Dan mumbled, “The trees”, and when I asked him, “What about them?”, he yelled, “WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN”, then went back to sleep.

Lucas: We need to get on his level.

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Waverly: Someone else needs to be the bad example in our group.

Ava: But you wear shame so well.

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Dan: If I don’t get my shit together, I’m going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die.

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Noah: We definitely need to avoid these “I’m gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer” parties.

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Jocelyn: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Jocelyn: Apparently, Cody thinks I’m “lucky to be alive”.

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Conner: And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.

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Lily: This is your chance to do the right thing.

Britney: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Lucas: Well, onto Plan 2.

Stacy: Plan B, you mean?

Lucas: That would imply I only have twenty-six plans.

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Cody: What does it mean when you have a bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard? Asking for a friend.

Waverly: It means you have new friends!

Cody, forgetting who he’s talking to: Are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends?

Waverly: Yes!

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Noah to Waverly in Mr. Red’s house: I'm the one who got us into this mess and I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.

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Cora: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.

Lucas: What the fuck.

Ava, with a notebook in hand: *in awe* There is so much we don't know about you.

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Ava: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Stacy: language 

Lily: Yeah, watch your fucking language

Waverly: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LILY THE FUCK WORD?

Andy: 'The fuck word'

Dan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Lily: Oh my god Dan censored it

Waverly: Say fuck, Dan.

Lily: Do it, Dan. Say fuck.

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Ava: Why would you do this?!

Noah: Because I feel guilty.

Waverly: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good, LIKE BEING FUCKING ALIVE!

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Lucas: I don't think we can masplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Andy, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Andy: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

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Lucas : Rules weren't made to be broken. They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Stacy : Uh, piñatas.

Lily: Glow sticks.

Ava : Karate boards.

Noah: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Waverly: Rules.

#choices game #choices ilitw #ava cunningham #stacy green #conner green #noah marshall #andy kang #ilitw cody #lucas thomas #lily ortiz #jocelyn wu #ilitw britney

[do-geese-see-god]

I take vitamins and protein suppliments, but they're boring so sometimes I forget.

I'd be all over it on the daily if they were Flintstones Chewables, tho.

#i eat between 0 and 1 meals per day #so a doctor recommended this #after I was hospitalized twice

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Ainsley: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Ainsley: Mikel thinks I’m “lucky to be alive”.

#ainsley maitland niles #mikel arteta #arsenal fc #arsenal #incorrect arsenal quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Kornmayer: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Kornmayer: Jurgen thinks I’m “lucky to be alive.”

#andreas kornmayer #jurgen klopp #soccer skits #skits #funny skits #liverpool players #liverpool #liverpool fc #lfc players #lfc #football incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote