#for five seconds

[jrueships]

WHAT IN THE GAY SEX IS GOIN ONNN⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#diggs trying to be suave but slightly wobbled cat walk over to allen bcs he overextended his straightened limbs #like when a cat gives a biiig stretch midwalk and almost falls from the imbalance but takes a quick step to keep looking cool #why do they have a handshake where josh makes diggs put his hands up for him #then diggs shakes his ass for him 🤨??? #AND WHY WAS HE THE ONLY ONE SHAKIN???? #diggs when away from josh allen: 😒..hmf! 😤! might leave 😸! who knows 😼 #for five seconds #diggs when with josh allen for five seconds: in heat 😿

[deadhoneybee]

“I don’t think there was ever a universe where I didn’t fall for you.”

“One where I met you and it didn’t reorganize every atom in my body.”

“Where I didn’t wish every breath I took came from Your lungs”

Remus to Sirius, probably.

#sirius was absolutely speechless #for five seconds #and then tackled remus to the ground #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #they are so gross #i love them #marauders #remus loves sirius #definitely not a quote from a fic im writing

[gatheredfates]

Sometimes the ffxivwrite is me asking @riftdancing and my partner 'hey, do you think Eorzea would use fahrenheit or celsius?' and getting mad at the answer because celsius is the superior system and then choosing not to do anything related to temperature at all because i'd want to say twenty eight degrees is a nice day and all the americans would think i'm insane.

#｡･ﾟﾟ･ — sea speaks #can you americans be #normal #for five seconds #0 is freezing 100 is boiling it's fuckin EASY

[chuplayswithfire]

every so often i see a fanfic where Stede mentions the plantation or owning slaves or something along those lines and i hope that all of those authors know that like. a slave-owner is not a person capable of loving or respecting people of color. someone who has owned human beings, especially as part of the transatlantic slave trade, where the justification is based upon race and the inherent inhumanity of Africans and the non-white, is not a person who can love or respect people of color. if you are writing Stede as a person who, for most of his adult life, owned slaves and operated a plantation, he is inherently going to be a person incapable of fully recognizing or respecting Ed, let alone the Black men on his crew like Roach, Oluwande, and Frenchie.

it just doesn't work like that. you cannot participate in the evil that is the slave trade for so long, and benefit from it, and then turn around and treat with respect and compassion people of the same race as the ones you currently have enslaved back on your estate that you abandoned.

its fucking wild that anyone could think otherwise. the show does not say that Stede Bonnet is a slave owner, and in fact David Jenkins specifically references that he's not writing that guy anymore than he's writing the Blackbeard who raped and organized the gang rape of captive women. obviously I can't control anyone, but please think for five seconds on if it would make sense that Stede could be the kind of person who owns slaves and a plantation and then turns around and respects and loves the humanity of people of color and cares about ruining Ed. please think about what sense it would make for him to take the products of slave labor and eagerly share them with Roach, Oluwande, and Frenchie, and that none of these Black men would have a concern in the world about it, these Black men who literally kill British officers for calling them slaves and using racial insults.

#ofmd #fandom fuckery #our flag means death #racism #i just get so fucking tired of the lack of SENSE it makes just THINK ABOUT IT #for five seconds #if you really think #that stede could be a slave owner and then turn around and tenderly love a maori man #that he could turn around #and accept the council of black men #the assistance of black men the help of black men #thank and appreciate black men #WHILE HAVING SLAVES AT HOME #think about it for five seconds please and not just use it as fucking window dressing

[magical-misfit]

I am--NO JOKE--literally hiding behind my handfan during the Hob x Rue scene omg

#HOB STOP BEING A FLIRT #FOR FIVE SECONDS #acofaf spoilers #acofaf #tessa watches acofaf #a court of fey and flowers

[eahsideblog]

All my homies hate headmaster Grimm.

#Ever after high #eah #my guy #can you stop manipulating children #for five seconds #i know giles forgave him #but i dont

[backintimeforstuff]

someone tell me why the most unbelievable thing to ever happen in the entire x-files was nothing to do with aliens or government conspiracies but actually that one time scully sent mulder an email and signed it 'forever yours' ????

like ???

Full offence i know she was in love with him or whatever but my girl has more self respect than THAT

If you told s1 scully that one day she'd be publicaly crying in an internet café over a man who eats crime scene evidence off the floor she would have had a stroke

#honestly the first time i saw that scene i nearly screamed #as much as i love msr #and believe me i do #it was so WILDLY out of character for her that i literally could do nothing but burst into laughter #like yes #you two are soulmates and are destined to be with one another #and you have been ripped apart in horrible circumstances #but if you could just #hold off on the cringe #for five seconds #that would be great #txf #the x files #dana scully #fox mulder #trust no 1 #9x06

[butchdykekondraki]

pros of hyperfixating on dsaf: fun and interesting game with a lot of lore and small details or overanalyze, and the characters are all very interesting and flawed and/or morally inept or morally grey, also the lore is really easy to follow

cons of hyperfixating on dsaf: Dr. Henry Miller.

#[ren] #CAN HE FUCK OFF #FOR FIVE SECONDS #GET OUTTT OF HERE. FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS. #NOBODY LIKES HIM. WHY IS HE STILL HERE!! #FUCK OFFF I JUST WANT TO DO THE LEGACY ROUTE LET ME DO THE LEGACY ROUTE!!!!!! #BUT NOO I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND I HAVE TO HEAR HIM GO 'TELL HIM' 'BREAK HIM' AND THEN RAMBLE ABOUT HOW WORTHLESS HIS LITTLE PUPPET IS #IM GOING TO BLOW UP THIS BUILDING. SHUT UP WHITE BOY.

[goji-pilled]

The anon talking about Kyoko’s dopple is right. It actually is made to look like her sister’s severed head is hanging from the front of her dopple, in a way that only the hair is visible. A representation of her grief indeed.

Bitch what the fuck.

#felix answers #can they not give kyoko severe ptsd #FOR FIVE SECONDS

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

I hate when I watch a cat video and it’s got a different audio over it. I don’t want to hear that fake ass wheeze laughter. I don’t want to hear those “wEHLCome to my kyitCHen… wee hauve baNAnos.. and avohCAHdos…” songs. Let me hear what the cat has to say.

#HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT #tiktok audios are like nails on a chalkboard sometimes #i dont want a fucking joke or a stupid awful song that tries to be beautiful the cat is already funny and beautiful can you take a backseat #for five seconds

[captainkippen]

WAWLT update is going to have to wait until the weekend because the universe is unsettled and life threw more adult shit at me again

#could it just... stop #for five seconds

[twentysidednerd]

me: “man, every time i try to write out a draft of one of my original stories, i can never get them out in a cohesive manner. i wish i could write more than twelve pages before all my thoughts start to scatter”

the twenty, mostly structured pages of my most recent idea: “i’m sorry, what was that? :)))”

#writing #writer #original story #original story idea #i swear to god #i looked away from the page count #for five seconds #and when i looked back #i’d hit twenty or so pages #of the most coherent plot #i’ve ever written #also yes #this is about odysseus’ descendant #my boy will have his story told

[gentlemanbutch]

the way that no one wears a mask at my local LGBTQ clinic, and in fact comments on my mask like it's just this hilarious little idiosyncrasy that I still wear one and not because I'm immunocompromised and we're in the middle of a pandemic ... as if there isn't an airborne virus that literally fucks up your immune system ... as if we didn't lose a generation of queer people to another virus that fucks up your immune system ...

#i am tired of being tired and enraged but god i am so tired and enraged #white queer able bodied people try giving a shit for five seconds challenge #disability rights #disability #disabled #disability justice #chronically ill #covid #covid 19 #covid-19 #covid conscious #covid isn't over #chronic illness #immunocompromised #hiv #aids crisis #lgbtq #lgbt #queer rights

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today! #but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird' #and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave' #and i had to manually catch myself #PLS. #adhd

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

#nope #i tried to take a photo but the message only shows for about five seconds

[cronchy-baguette]

[do you think of me as I do of you?]

or tigress and viper + tigress's unimaginable beef with tai lung

#kung fu panda #furious five #kfp #tigress and tai lung are both always second best #shifu has never told tigress he's been proud of her #everybody is struggling #tigress is trying her best #character design #character designer #yurika!