#freaking hilarious

[shadyufo]

That Coyote Peterson dude has lost his damn mind.

He made a Facebook post about finding a ‘mysterious primate skull’ in British Columbia. In the original post he claimed he “smuggled it out past customs and the TSA” but he has since removed that bit of the post. 

You can’t see much detail in the photos but from everything I can make out it looks like a replica gorilla skull. Teeth appear to be made into the skull rather than separate from it and the texture of the bone looks off as well. It also shares a few unique features with one of the resin gorilla skulls currently available for sale online.

I dunno what his goal is with this (other than drumming up interest and traffic) but at best it’s a dumb prank and he loses any credibility he had or at worst he’s gonna be in deep shit for wildlife trafficking—again I don’t think it’s a real skull but on the very slim chance it is a legit gorilla skull then Fish & Game are gonna be all over that.

I love Bigfoot and other cryptids as much as anyone but this is just ridiculous.

#a biologist friend of mine who worked on the monsterquest history channel show is already making some amazing posts mocking this dude #posing in his office with his own replica gorilla skull and 'unearthing' it from boxes of files lmao #freaking hilarious #skulls #gorilla skull

[naffeclipse]

Heavenly Bodies in Case Files pulled this at least twice, I think

Screaming crying dying over this oh my gosh!!!!! You have no idea how hard I'm cackling over this ahhhhhhhhh! I love Eclipse standing there menacingly alsfdjlasdf

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

#look at this #freaking hilarious #sleuth jesters #sleuth jesters fanart #vigilante: he's right behind me isn't he? #oofouchstovehot

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

*ao3 goes down for like 5 minutes*

The entirety of tumblr: my life is over existence is meaningless and everything sucks

#freaking hilarious #ao3 #lmao #archive of our own #tumblr #tumblr stuff #ao3 is down

[my-shields-are-down]

CHEN AND SMITTY IN A SHOOT OUT = CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG! Hahahaha.

#chenford #tim bradford #lucy chen #smitty #Chen + Smitty = CHITTY #freaking hilarious #things that are awesome #the rookie s5

[bxrningblack]

✏️?

Incorrect Quotes - Still Accepting @peranarkia

bonus with @queryxecho for funsies

#peranarkia #//i could do these all day #freaking hilarious

[unwinthehart]

Guys let's have a laugh: magazines and even a very important news outlet are all reporting that people attending the last concert Mahmood did, are conviced he sent a lookalike because someone that has his IG password posted stories from the (pre-taped) Tim Music Awards on the same night. The Mayor of the City where the concert was held said their office was swamped in requests for clarification. I could not make this up 💀💀

#mahmood #italian tag #why are people stupid #the fact that they'd believe a IG story over their own eyes and ears #freaking hilarious #why stuff like that only happens to him #lmao

[imaxyxia2]

#freaking hilarious

[p0rc3lina]

#ursula #freaking hilarious

[lily-lover]

oh my fucking god what is this monstrosity and please, Tumblr, let me reblog ads

#freaking hilarious #Look at this BEAST #she's a real lady

[spacewives-in-spacetime]

i found this funny

no? just me?

#this was on the meme post #the irony of this #freaking hilarious

[qprstobin]

I want a Steve who genuinely doesn't want to play DnD because it's just not his thing! He enjoys watching and thinks some of it seems fun, but just isn't interested in the time commitment, or the math, or various other parts of it.

HOWEVER he does demand, like a child when they find out someone is writing a book, to be put in every single campaign as a random npc. He doesn't want to sit down for hours roleplaying, but he does want that seductress in the tavern to have good hair and be named Stevana.

And this isn't like, something the others don't know about, it's very obvious who it is each campaign. Sometimes Eddie even convinces Steve to do the voice for the character if it's a fun one and Steve isn't at work. Steve enjoys how much it both amuses and gets on various Hellfire members nerves, especially because his characters are always... Pretty out there.

Gareth and Jeff tend to be amused by Steve's characters, unless they are actively getting in their way and even then Jeff at least normally just finds them hilarious. Freak continues to want to study Steve like a bug. A crowd favorite for the CC members but a point of annoyance for the Party was the character that Steve pitched that was infatuated with that quest's main villain and would appear randomly just to say something really suggestive about the big bad, inconvenience them somehow even in a really minor way, and then dip. They were definitely supposed to be rescuing Stefano at one point but he was basically kidnapping himself at several points. Dustin is perpetually annoyed because Steve won't play with them for real, but he WILL play a random bimbo that starts them on a quest and enjoys flirting with the older members characters.

(Will and Lucas are... Maybe a little disappointed he's never flirted with their characters but also, Steve would never do that lol.)

Eddie is fine with it, he thinks this is a great compromise. He gets that Steve doesn't want to do hours long storytelling sessions, but this way he still gets to enjoy time with Steve doing one of his favorite things - creating characters and writing the most annoying stories possible. He loves that Steve is participating in even just a small way, and honestly only having him participate for a little bit at a time is better for Eddie's ability to stay on task anyway. He knows Steve wouldn't have fun being a player but he also knows Steve loves being a problem.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #hellfire club #dustin henderson #stranger things #steve #eddie #dustin #gareth #jeff #freak #cc #walkie chatter #im thinking of this as a general hc but this started bc i was thinking of steve in my drummer au and i was like #yeah steve wouldnt like dnd but he would love creating dumb characters #and i think once gareth gets past his judgment of steve hed find him hilarious #as long as he isnt getting in the way of him trying to steal shit or st then he gets pissy #but jeff loves steve and thinks hes hilarious lmao #idk i think people get too focused on getting steve to play when i jsut dont think hed enjoy rping for hours at a time! #in a hot room #but he does love fucking with people

[tempo-takoyaki]

I’ve read too much Shizun angst lately, so I wanted to draw him happy with his husband.

#svsss #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #mxtx fanart #bingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #myart #I don't know how it became so detailed I was possessed I think #the sketch is freaking hilarious because it's like three lines and then boom lineart idk how it happened i swear #i was feeling it #I hope sqq is happy he did marry the most beautiful man of his world after all

[hephaestiions]

It stands to reason that Harry’s holding groceries when he runs into Draco Malfoy for the first time in twenty years.

Well— doesn’t run into, exactly. No, more like peers through a shop window like a right barmy bastard, bits of overspilling lettuce brushing his arm and passers-by on Diagon shooting him strange looks.

Of course Malfoy has to look up from the till— because, yes, Draco Malfoy is a shopkeeper on Diagon Alley apparently— and see him goggling. So, of course, Harry has to step inside, as though he meant to make a stop at— right, yeah, Narcissus Needlework Studio— all along, holding brown paper packages of vegetables.

Malfoy’s frowning when Harry makes his way over to the till.

“I don’t want any trouble,” he says. “I’ve registered the shop, everything’s perfectly within regulation—“

“Trouble?” Harry blinks. “Oh, no. I’m not an Auror. Anymore.”

“I know that,” Malfoy says unhappily. “The whole Wizarding World all over Europe knows that. Only you’ve never left well enough alone, have you, Potter?”

Harry’s forty next month. He’s lived twenty years seeing hide nor hair of Draco Malfoy, and he’s never gone looking. Well, except for that one time when he was twenty one and went to the Manor as a trainee Auror for a— well, it was a routine check, really. And that other time when he was twenty five and thought he saw a man at a club who looked just like Malfoy from the back and was convinced for four months Malfoy was back in London and must be up to something if no one knew about it. And that time when he was thirty two— and, oh, alright, Harry hasn’t ever left well enough alone, not when it comes to Malfoy, at least.

This time, though, Harry really didn’t go looking. And it’s definitely Malfoy.

“I just wanted some— thread,” Harry says. A needlework studio should have some of that, shouldn’t it?

“Thread,” says Malfoy. He looks down, deliberately, at Harry’s lettuce.

“For Molly,” Harry says. “As a, um, birthday present. New shop on Diagon, thought I’d pop by. Seemed the place, you know. Didn’t know it was yours.”

Molly’s birthday, Malfoy doesn’t need to know, is in December. It’s June.

Malfoy continues to stare at him, until Harry’s unsure whether to get indignant about it all or turn tail and flee.

“Well,” says Malfoy before he can make a choice. “Embroidery yarn for you, then, Potter. Come along.”

-

“I’ll see you again, I assume,” Malfoy says at the end of what transpires to be a surprisingly smooth purchase.

Harry nods.

He only realises after he leaves that there’s no reason for him to come back. He’s seen it for himself— what Draco Malfoy’s up to these days. Nothing nefarious or suspicious, just yarn and needles and tapestries on Diagon.

Except, well, he’s committed now, hasn’t he? And Harry Potter’s a man of his word. He said yes, when Malfoy asked— Malfoy asked!— so he’ll be back.

And really, if he has to invent Hermione’s sudden new and passionate interest in needlework— well. That’s between Harry and his lettuce.

written for @drarrymicrofic’s prompt “sewing”. i just personally think harry james potter could be seventy five and still rapidly become obsessed with draco malfoy at any given moment.

#drarry #hpdm #drarry microfic #drarrymicrofic #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry fic #drarry fic rec #geets microfics #i just personally find this bit of their completely canon dynamic beyond hilarious #obsessed little freaks

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #pretty jon #smoking is bad noo #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #I'm glad he got pipe murdered #ruined my baby's sobriety #I listen to episode 80 with my friend and she freaked out it was hilarious #Jon honestly looks like he lives off of cigarette smoke and saltine crackers #the magnus pod

[my-shields-are-down]

Damn. Midwestern humor for the win….

#things that are awesome #buuuuuuurn #freaking hilarious #midwestern life

[canadianinja]

One of the most recognizable enemies in this game is Mr. Snuggles, a pink teddy bear that seems in no way inappropriate for a Nickelodeon game. That is, unless we use the free look tool included in the dolphin emulator so we can unlock the camera and get a closer look into Mr Snuggles' box. While the image here is actually oriented upside down, given that they never expected anybody to actually see this, what it actually says is:

"I'll hug you

and kill you

You'll never

sleep again

I'll kill

your parents"

Always fun knowing there's all kinds of traumatizing stuff hidden just out of view in kids' games.

#quinton reviews #nicktoons unite #attack of the toybots #that bit was freaking hilarious tho seriously