#fricking crying

[throwaway-yandere]

it is i, 🕯️ anon, back again to flex on how bad i am at matchmaking wassup yo-- i haven't done any assignments rn if you see me online in genshin, no you don't (honestly i'm just afk and i'm writing an article rn while sobbing tf out--)

ANYWAYS, i got my candidates ready here- you probably won't know some of them but oh well it do be like that sometimes-

this matchup is a romantic(?) one i suppose (help i am not good at romantic set ups i just angst help), let's just keep it limited to genshin only. if it were only in genshin, its either.... damn.. cant think of anyone, so i'll just list down the top 3 i could think of.

1. in first place is Dainsleif, yes, i suppose i can spoil you with this one. the passion and the priniciples (and death flags) he has prob got you sobbing on the floor. he is the type of person who would think about debts too???

dain, handing you a lunchbox: you brought me lunch yesterday so i got some of this for you

you, sobbing: how much is that, that looks expensi--

dain: that's homemade and payment for yesterday, pls accept.

in emotional sense (a different way), i dont know how dain reacts to doubts and how he comforts people, does he only use words? use actions? does he inspire you to the point that those doubts are overwhelmed with motivation? no matter what it is, dain is not a heartless man, he will surely be patient with you. he is the type of person who loves you for who you are, no matter what your flaws are, such love so tender and genuine, he would be a gentle lover for sure.

2. the second one isnt a meme okay (yes it is), for some reason i could see you being compatible with gentle ones, and diluc sure fits that criteria, albeit inferior to dain in one rank.

he and dain are almost similar in actions (because i am not creative and my brain cells are spent on my assignments) but he would be a clumsy one. bet you'd be the first (and hopefully his last), he is quite careful not to ruin your relationship because he knows full well that one relationship that is built slowly thru some many years can be destroyed in just one day, and because of how he wants to perfect anything, he would be quite clumsy at that too. diluc is also a patient man (and a sly mfer fatui got no chance) and is quite understanding, hes the type who will surely spoil tf out of you by making something (because you will surely reject anything he buys with mora)

but of course, he has his own baggage to deal with, but its not like it affects your relationship so badly that both of you will feel like you're walking on thin ice. its just there. for angst purposes.

3. because i want chaos: haitham. no more context.

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You think its done? HAHA NO ITS NOT I HAVE FEW MORE--

Yeah like just few more dw??

let's start with someone i bet you'll have a hard time getting along with-- ("aint this a MATCH up??" YEAH and it didnt specify if it should be compatible--) my boi chung myung!

actually, this is a platonic matchup, mainly because i can never see him in a romantic relationship (despite looking like wei wuxian). he is very dedicated to his craft (to the point of self-destruction), very loyal to his sect and has principles he stick to (like a stubborn no thoughts brain empty). he's chaos himself-- even have the nickname mount hua's mad dog (lol) and mfer punches bitches left and right, so you have a 50/50 chance of either becoming his victim (wait thats a 100 percent chance-) or making him worse.

he sounds like the worse match ever because i cant bring him to justice. despite his sharp tongue and rough actions, he is actually the type who cares too much, the type who sacrifices too much (even himself) to prevent losing ANYTHING or ANYONE. he strives to conquer all because he once lost everything (mfer that quote of his made me sob like a baby), if he was your friend, he will be the type who will undoubtedly make you better (even thru uhh violent methods), a great pillar/support, he seems like the type who would try to reach the stars and you'll end up being inspired and influenced to do the same.

also he got grandpa agenda going on lmfao

Okay few more-- phew. Yknow what, lets just summarize it down to make it quick.

1. shen qingqiu! (platonic matchup) he def needs your help, you'll be his "how to survive being tracked down by a yandere", dramatic af, if you two are friends he would be your beta reader and he is not afraid to say the truth-

sadly he is dense as fuck. goodluck. god bless.

2. lloyd fronterra (platonic matchup). if you both are besties then its gonna be the end of the world. enjoy your money making shenanigans. he would def support you plagiarising harry potter in another world. besties? or worsties?

3. baek chun (platonic matchup) idk lol because you need a leash to calm the mad dog down, he is the leash (unfortunately for him), also enemies to besties frfr, punch him in the face frfr, honestly i dont know what im saying anymore??? he is a very nice friend (post-humbled era) (i have more to say about this guy, just say he is 50-80 percent kin of yours, idk how?? its just a feeling-)

4. her <333 because you deserve the best <33

i have so much more but my brain isnt really braining rn oh well guess i'll perish.

also here

not a matchup lmao just him staring at you

(ask referring to this post)

I...

"let's keep it limited in genshin" top ten best lies phitre had ever spoken–

This is a phcking ride to read my bestie. 6 years of friendship with this woman @a-dose-of-phitre. Half a decade + one extra year. Four more years and I'm jumping in a casket while this guy puts wheels on it and let my rotting corpse wander the earth.

Also love how you start with a worstie before the platonic matchups lmfao

Don't know him but based on how you described him I'd definitely be besties with Shen Qingqiu if his hobby is getting tf away from a yandere lmao... And i also need a beta reader. It's a good deal.

Are you sure Lloyd and your besties and we're just mutual friends

"50-80 kin"– alright mfers we finally found a guy ansy can relate to. Hello Baek Chun–

(btw the last sentence made me snort so much mfer. I phcking thought you'd let me be platonic friends with Ayato you lil sht.)

Y'all cant make me soft for dain and then suddenly go "yeah you're not THAT compatible" hdjxjwHEJSJAHAHAHAHWH YOU BEECH–

Dainsleif is such a gentle lover but alas he is not The One ™️😔 even I know that. But I take solace that there's a possibility we'd be besties and that's it lmao

ANSWER ME, PHITRE GIVE ME THE TRUTH–

Edit: yOU BEECH

I DIDN'T REALIZE THE DAIN PIC WAS HIM GETTING KILLED BY MY OC WITH THE PHCKING BROOM AGAIN 💀💀💀💀–

#ansy-stalks #ansy's stalking: phitre <3 #you phcking beech #ansy-addendums #fricking crying #am having an identity crisis hAHAHAH–

[httpiastri]

OLLIE?!!!!!!!!!

IM !!!!!!!! THIS IS SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#im gonna cry at work #not even kidding #what the actual FRICK #i had no idea about carlos #omggggg #i don’t know what to do #my coworkers are looking at me like im crazy #ollie bearman #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #jeddah 2024

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

*Alexa Play Rolling In The Deep

#frick #they could have had it all #succession #successionedit #roman x gerri #gerri x roman #roman roy #gerri kellman #kieran culkin #j smith cameron #im not crying you are #gif #gifs #gifset #romangerri #2x6 #2x7 #3x2 #4x7

[smilesrobotlover]

The dads need to go to Gerudo desert for information and it’s making Talon miss everything about his wife

#suggestive #this is so stupid I might delete this later 💀💀💀 #Leon and Rusl are trying so hard not to cry #strangers across eras #idk if the quality is good but I think tumblr fricked it up lol #talon does genuinely miss his wife they were best friends before marriage #sad 😔😔😔 #why cant Malon have her mom nintendo whyyyy

[captainsaltypear]

i will not apologise for anything, have this Mack Theory png i made in less than 10 minutes

#iswm #markiplier #mack #in space with markiplier #game theory #matpat #head engineer mack #im 100% sure that this is mack's picture for his dossier its canon because i said so #why did i cry laugh while making this 😭 #MACK STANS GO CRAZY (blows a kiss into the crowd) ILY #pear post #scheeze art #frick it this is going into my art tag

[sweetchildcloud]

||CUTIEPIE|| written by me

Plot: Wriothesley trying his best to be a father with your newborn daughter.

Tags: GenshinxRedaer,Daddy!Wriothesley,fluff,fatherly love,heartwarming,cute overload,heart melting.

“Can I hold her for a little longer, darling?” Wriothesley smiles softly, and you can’t help but be taken in by it. Wriothesley holds his daughter close as he gazes at her. She seems to be getting more comfortable with his touch, which pleases him. After a few moments, he turns back to you. You both gaze at the little girl, and suddenly, everything makes sense. “I think we should call her Victoria.” “Victoria” You repeat the name, trying it on for size. “I like that” Victoria. Your Victoria. This is the happiest moment of your life. “She’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world” Wriothesley says. You’ve never seen him look more content. “I bet that when she grows up, she’ll be a princess" You joke, but the words feel right. Your daughter is royalty. "I love you, darling" Wriothesley pulls you to him and kisses your cheek. His hand runs through your hair, and he holds in an exhale. The stress of the past few days melts away as he holds his daughter and kisses you. “Thank you” he mumbles. You’re his world, and Victoria is his legacy. "For what?" you asked looking back at him. Wriothesley stares at you, his heart overflowing with gratitude. “For giving me this. For letting me be her father.” Victoria is fast asleep in his arms, her tiny frame curled up against him. “I love you” he says softly, and means it. You are his everything. "Sweetie it's nothing on the other hand you were very..." you stopped thinking how to put your it without harming him "Overprotective" Wriothesley can't help but chuckle. "Yes, dear. I know. I am. I can't help it." He kisses your forehead, his eyes gentle despite the shadows beneath them. He looks down at the sleeping baby in his arms. He smiles at you, his eyes bright and loving. “I want to be a good father” He pulls you closer. “I want to keep you both safe.” "yes but you need to relax too darling" You caressed his cheek and soflty his shadow under his eye too "you need to sleep bun bun" Wriothesley blinks his eyes, looking at you for a moment. You’re right. He’s exhausted. He takes a deep breath in, then nods his head. He kisses your cheek again. “I will” he promises. “I’ll take her to her bed first.” He stands up with Victoria in his arms, cradling her so safely and carefully. Wriothesley can’t help but smile as he watches his little Victoria wiggle in his arms. He’s amazed at how fast she’s growin. He carries her to her cradle and lays her down, tucking her blanket neatly around her small body. He gives her one last kiss on the forehead. “Goodnight, sweet pea.” He whispers. Victoria cooed wriggling "ba ba!" Wriothesley laughs loudly, unable to contain his amusement. “Ba ba, is it?” He laughs again. Oh, how she has changed his life. He can’t help but love her more and more every day. He places his hands on her little shoulders, rubbing them gently. “Yes. Ba ba” "Ba ba" Victoria wiggles as her father camed closer "I think she's trying to say dada but she's still to little" you giggled at the cute scenario. Wriothesley laughs and nods his head. “Yes. I would say so, too” He smiles at her. Her eyes are wide as they focus on him. “I think she knows who her daddy is” He laughs. “She’s just trying to figure out how to get the word out” Wriothesley chuckles as he watches his Victoria sneeze. “Bless you.” He mumbles, feeling the urge to tickle her. He bites down on his lip, knowing that he can’t disturb her. She needs to sleep, even if he wants to do nothing more than play with her little fingers and toes. Wriothesley continues to stare at his sleeping daughter. He’s mesmerized by her perfect little face, the way her lips curl upwards, how her eyelids rest so peacefully upon her cheeks, and how her fingers clasp together in her sleep. Wriothesley continues to stare at his sleeping daughter. He’s mesmerized by her perfect little face, the way her lips curl upwards, how her eyelids rest so peacefully upon her cheeks, and how her fingers clasp together in her sleep. She’s beautiful. He wants to hug her again, but he fights the urge in an effort not to disturb her.

"sweetie let's go to bed" you asked rubbing your eyes. Wriothesley nods and glances back at his daughter. “Yes” he says. “We should” He’s suddenly overwhelmed with exhaustion. The last few days have taken a toll on him, and his body is in desperate need of an hour of sleep. “Just give me a moment” "what's wrong?"

Wriothesley sighs softly and looks up. “Nothing’s wrong, darling” he says “I just want to watch over her for a little bit longer. It’s been a long few days” He rubs his hand down his face, trying to get rid of the bags under his eyes he’s developed. “Of course” you say, nodding your head. You understand his desire to watch over her, to make sure she’s okay. It’s only natural. Wriothesley continues to stare at her, his eyes soft and filled with love. He wants nothing more than to protect her, to keep her safe. “I’m going to go to bed” You smile softly at him, leaning in to kiss him on the cheek. Wriothesley smiles back at you, his eyes following you as you walk out of the room. He watches until you are long gone. Victoria remains asleep in her cradle, softly cooing as she sleeps. Wriothesley gazes at her for a few minutes longer, feeling his cheeks heat. He leans forward and kisses her again, whispering “I love you, baby. My angel”

Bonus:

The next morning you woke up founding your husband sleeping on the chair with Victoria in his arms soflty snoring.You smile softly as you see Wriothesley sleeping with his daughter in his arms. It’s endearing really, to see him so vulnerable and doting. Even when he doesn’t know you’re watching he’s a gentle father. You feel your heart melt a little bit and you have no desire to wake him. Victoria remains asleep in his arms, and Wriothesley sleeps deeply, gently cradling her as she nestles into his chest.

He looks like the most peaceful, serene man in the world. His eyes are closed, and his breathing is low and even. Victoria is curled up against his chest, the blanket still wrapped around her. Her face is tucked in close to his neck, and she’s sleeping peacefully. You can’t help but stare at them. Your hearts melt, and your chest tightens at the sight of them together.

Idk I just tough of the idea of Wriothesley becoming a dad and well,this camed out.

As always I hope you like it and I will probably add this in my own Daddy! AU in wich I wrote about many anime characters being a dad 😘😊 c'ause I found men playing with their kids cute and it melts my heart🥺🤧💕💕 (hope you agree)

#wriothesley #wriothesely x reader #long writing #writers on tumblr #this is sooooo lovely and sweet and fluffy !!!! im chewing on it affectionately :3333 #husband material #babyessentials #omg this is so fricking cute #heartwarming #crying #joyfulmoments #artists on tumblr #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact #fanfictions #genshin fanfic #my writing #my work

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN' #also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way. #'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup) #(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

[youmegravity]

"I never imagined I'd find a place like this that I was so unwilling to leave behind" 🥺

#this manga is going to fricking make me cry #spy x family #sxf #sxf manga #sxf yor #yor forger

[sophfandoms53]

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS PLAQUE ON THE STATUE??

#IM CRYING AGAIN FRICK #amphibia #amphibia spoilers #amphibia finale #amphibia the hardest thing

[ttoshaaa]

I’m absolutely fine i didn’t spend the whole evening thinking about them i’m okay with this super lonely tired guy and this abandoned lonely girl and their found family relationship

#guess i’ll cry??? #patho fricking logic #pathologic #мор утопия #artemy burakh #murky

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

OK K.O. is a really really really good show

#I’ve found yet another lovely show to make silly fanart of #okay ‘found’ isn’t the right word #I’m rewatching the series for the first time since I watched it as it came out #godddddd it’s so good #I’m on s3 already and I’m going to cry when I finish it #they should’ve allowed 1 fuck and thats in the first tko episode #I was debating putting frick instead because that would’ve been funnier and more in chatacter #but eh I already did it this way #and I’m rly happy w the expressions on rad n Enid for that one #ok ko #ok ko let's be heroes #ok ko fanart #ok ko ko #ok ko enid #ok ko rad #these three goofy guys gave me a shit ton of art motivation so #expect more I guess #Crab Doodles

[stressedbeetle]

BBC GHOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SPOILERS!!!!

I think the ending worked mostly because before, the ghosts were not ready for Alison and Mike to leave. I was totally expecting Alison and Mike to leave in the last episode of season 5 and honestly thought it made very little sense for them to stay since the house cost so much. But if they had left then it would've been unsatisfying, the ghosts didn't want them to leave and it would've just been really sad (it's still sad though). That's why I really like how they made the ghosts realize that Alison, Mike and Mia needed to live alone and learn to be their own family in this special. And I also really love that they seem to have a tradition of coming back every christmas

however this does not mean I will not read fanfiction where they stay and everything just kinda magically works out

#although I do wish the episode had been longer and showed more of the ghosts #still amazing #ALSO I'M SO FRICKING SAD #WHY #WHYYYYYYYY #I'M LITERALLY CRYING #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #also my free vpn stopped working for iplayer so I very hastily tried to find one that worked which took a while and was really frustrating

[justsomeautistcthings]

This hurt to read…..

#heartstopper #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper series #Heartstopper made me cry so fricking hard #like holy crap

[0shewrites0]

LITG & beautiful/artsy/thoughtful tattoos 🧎🏽‍♀️

So I know I’m being delulu but can we not (just once!!!) have a character with tattoos that look like someone’s put some thoughts into them? Also, where are my stylish, artsy, tattooed pretty boys? Will had fr so much potential but I’m sorry, the tattoos are not it.

Like, look at them and then look me in the eye and tell me you don’t think they’re really bloody hot:

Give me a Joel or an Ingram lookwise and give them nail polish, jewelry and stylish clothes. Also, they don’t even need to be muscular or gym buffs! I’m a simple girl, really, but is it too much to ask for someone like that? My soul craves them pretty boys 🥹😭😭

#litg #litg wishlist #i just wish things were different #how is it so hard for fb to just come up with characters that look like this? #romance club can do it and so do couple up #heck have you seen some of the art scenes on fricking EPISODE!?!!! #i’m crying

[smilesrobotlover]

I’m never going to emotionally recover from this

#linked universe #linked universe spoilers #linkeduniverse #LEGEBD #HE MADE ME CRY #THAT FRICK #time he looks so sad #gosh and Sky #gosh dang it I #i cant #I’m nd #I’m gonna cry

[enden-k]

everything hurts

#i got an early 5star and its a fricking child im going to cry #bladie is guaranteed but my jade is non existent.......EVERYTTHING HURTSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAA #hsr tag #own #tbd